The Fifth Hour: "Do Not Name the Guilty" Mail Bag

break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere a mail bag kind of a day on a Sunday, Sunday Sunday, another brand new edition of The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g Ready to get her hands dirty, hands a little bit dirty. Yeah. When you posted this on Facebook asking for questions, one of the first comments was, it's that time of the week already. Guys are complaining

because I put it up on Monday. Yeah, because I usually do it on Tuesday, and so somehow I had messed up the bio rhythms of Facebook, and guys were busting my balls. You know, how dare you? How dare you? Give me a heart? Sometimes I forget, sometimes I forget. But it's good. We have a good balance. Go right now.

We got a few questions on Facebook, a lot of email questions, which is always exciting, so good job by you, thank you exactly so without further dude, Danny, and thanks to Ohio all since that in months ago, we played every week at about this time. And if you would like to contribute questions, you do not have to wait for me to post something on Facebook on Monday or Tuesday on the show Facebook page, Ben mallor show. You can contribute content anytime you want, real fifth Hour at

gmail dot com. That's f I F T H if you don't know how to spell real and you don't know how to spell our real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. And right to the many many questions we go, and let's see who should we start with? Mail? Let's start with Mike from Fullerton. He says, Hey, Ben and

Danny J. I'd like to hear your takes. Aren't an argument between my friends Petro's and Matt Matt money Smith And Mike says, when everyone has their trash cans in the street for pick up day and your dog poop swall on a walk, Mike asked, is it okay to throw a bag of your dog's poop in a stranger's trash can? If a garbage truck hasn't picked it up yet. That's the question. So I'll go first. I don't even know why this is a question. This is a no brainer.

This is being to me a polite neighbor that so often we all see dogshit and nobody picks it up, and they just pretend like it didn't happen. And if you're gonna do that and be kind enough to a pick up the poopy, it was great to see pooh and then be put it in a trash can, mozelto good job by you. Well, why is this even a thing? Then explain to me why this is even an argument. There is no argument. Once you put the trash on the street, you're done with the trash. It's now you're

just awaiting. It's like being on death row and you're you're you're, you're making the walk down to the electric chair when the trash is out on the street. That's the same set up. Yeah, this would only be an argument if you put the ship in a bag and left it on their doorstep for them to to and for them to deliver it to a trash can. But as long as it's sealed and tied off in a bag, you're you seeing it as a public trash can to

serve the public for the better good of humanity. We all have neighbors like this is a guy that was kind of down the street for me, that's like this who is overly protective of their house, Like anybody kind of like walks on the on the grass. That guy that goes out there is like, what are you doing? Man? You got mean, what are you doing? So for that guy, this would be an invasion of privacy. But no, anybody's willing to pick up, doge it and put it away.

That's a great thing, all right. Who is next? As we go further and further into the mail bag, it's Eric and Binghamton, New York. A fine town. I've actually driven through Binghamton years ago, he says, Ben, and Danny ge how are you doing? My name is Eric, He announces where he lives. Again. I have written into the show before, but it had been a while. Ben, I have been listening since the website days. Wow, that's a long time, the Ben mallary dot com days, back in

the old days. Damn. This guy must be in his seventies. Calm down, I just love both of the shows. Can you please, Can you guys please tell me more about the knock room where all the stuff is monitored. I have this picture in my head and I must know more. Also, why the beef between Tammy, Helen and Stu. If we are going to hear them go back and forth constantly, it would be good to know. Why. Keep up the great work. That's from Eric again in Binghamton, New York.

So Eric, the question about the knock, how would you describe it? I would describe it like if you see a replay room, like the NFL replay room or the NBA replay room. There's a lot of TVs and a lot of buttons in that room. Would that be accurate? Danny the knock? Yeah, I am googling right now. Denzel Washington in submarine movie Crimson Tide. Remember that movie? Yeah? I do recall that movie. Oh man, if you haven't seen Crimson Tide, put that on your list a classic.

There's that one control room that everyone originates out of, and there's lots of those big clear boards that have the uh what is that called? In military terms? Planning many years in the Marines, so I have the answer, unless I don't. I don't have any idea, But that's what the Knock room looks like. It's got a map of the world on one of those big glass boards like that, and they literally are tracking every affiliate around

the world. Wow. Yeah, it is fascinating in mind boggling when you think about all of the content that those guys in the Knock are are overseeing. Because all of the Premier network shows, which you know back in the day, Rush Limba now, Clay Travis, your your old Pial there and show, and George Nori and so many of the other hosts that we don't even talk about that that two shows for a premiere and their shows are Synica, Steve Harvey, another one, Ryan Seacrest. His top was a

Top forty show that he got Elvis Duran. Elvis Suran's a big star in radio. So there's a bunch of these guys and they all have people in charge twenty four hours a day, and if anything goes wrong, the Knock has gotta fix it. They gotta get right on it right away, right or else programming will be all messed up and people will lose their jobs. You're very upset.

And as far as Tammy, Helen and Stu if I remember correctly, this started with Helen and Stu attacking Gagon, who used to beend the podcast, and then Tammy came to defend Gagon, and then that led to Helen and Stu then turning their missile or missiles at Tammy, and then Tammy responded, and it's just been going back and forth, although we haven't gotten any email from Helen and Stewart Tamil the last couple of weeks. So have things calmed down now? Danny and and Eric and Bingaton's dying to know.

But it's not an every week thing. It just pops up like once a month or so. Another submarine reference the sonar sometimes the sub blaze low trying to be invisible, but then they pop out and start shooting their missiles again. Yeah, and it's gonna heat up. It's it's it's that time of the year, right, and the next couple of months can get pretty nasty and hot, and at that point, all bets are off, right, all bets are off. It's gonna gonna happen and everyone will be screaming at the podcast.

Shut the funk up, Okay, shut the funk up. Give me the codes, man, I need the codes right now, exactly all right, let's see Pierre and Springfield, says Ben and Danny g well, this is an important question. What he's about this? He says, have you have either of you ever farted extremely loud in a situation where you forgot your surroundings, possibly the first time in front of a lady friend or her parents, maybe in front of

a superior at work. He says, that's from Pierre in Springfield. So, uh, yeah, it's happened. It's a natural part of of being I'll go first year, Danny, Uh, the story. I think I told this on the podcast, but years ago, married a decent amount of time now, but I'm the guy at the hotel in Vegas. I'll go down to the lobby to go to the bathroom. That's I'm that guy. So I I try to hold the tuting to as little as possible around other people. Most people do that. It's polite,

good decorum. Yeah, So what I'll do is I'll i'll go, I'll excuse myself and I'll go outside. So one time was at the old house and I was walking and saying, I was getting something out of the car. I'm moving something around outside and I was completely convinced that there was no one within hearing distance around, right, And I had eaten some spicy food, uh earlier that day or the night on the night before, whatever it might have been. I forget when I'd eating it, but I eating some

spice of food. So I'm I'm reaching down to get something near the car and and uh yeah, and then I hear this laugh, and uh, it's my my wife. It's she. She'd walked outside. I didn't even hear her, like a stealth bomber, and she heard the whole thing. She thought it was very amusing. She thought it was very very funny. And it was just so loud, Danny. It was piercing sound, dude, dude, but it was very loud, and it was yeah, yeah, exactly. What What about you, Danny?

Any flatulence issues that you can recall? This is a good question. I haven't thought about this since it happened a few weeks ago. I was at a local grocery store here, and you know, I don't get gas often, thank god, but I'm not sure why that morning, I had just some air trapped in inside. And when I got outside of the grocery store, you know, it's the morning. There weren't a lot of shoppers. There definitely weren't a lot of cars in the parking lot. The gas came out,

you know, I had just put my card away. I'm opening my car door, and I look up as I'm getting into my car, and there's an older gentleman who had been approaching the cart rack from the other side. I didn't see him, and he just had this crazy look on his face because he was there to bear witness to what had just exploded in the parking lot. Uh. It's embarrassing because when you think you're alone and then

you wind up not being alone. You just wanna you know, what's the old commercial, You wanna get away Southwest Carolina? Southwest Yeah, get away? Yeah, thank you, Chicago awkward moments. Uh yeah. Well then sometimes you have a competitive advantage though, if you're in an elevator and there's a lot of people in there and there's kind of some noise in the elevator and if you let one rip, then nobody knows who did it, so you can It does cut both ways, for sure. I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah.

Cut yeah. Kevin in Kansas, alright, Son, he says dear been in. Danny g is a high school teacher. I know, my profession likes to think we're getting students prepared for real life. On a Mallard scale of one to ten, how prepared were you for real life after you graduated? Where should we be focused these days? So it's been a few years, Kevin since I got out of high school. But on the Malar scale, it prepared for real life, I don't know. I would say I was like a

solid seven. I would say, uh. And I started working. I went to school for a radio. I started working in radio as nineteen. So I got out of high school at eighteen and I was going to school and working in radio. Uh. So I had a lot of stuff going on. But but to me, high school you gotta learn all the basics. I think they need to spend more time, Danny on just the adult bullshit that you have to do that you don't really realize as much. I didn't as much stuff as you have to do.

And I'm I'm lucky I have. I'm married. My wife takes care a lot of the bullshit for me. But you know, there's a lot of little things you have to take care of that's uh that I don't know that they necessarily go over all that stuff. I would focus on the taxes, the kitchen stuff, cleaning, like just the basically a lot of people. I feel like they everyone should know that. But I think you need more, a little more push in that direction. What about you, David? Yeah?

And I actually you know moonlight in the education field, and I would say that I would push for instead of math class in high school, a credit score class that would be way more helpful because I remember struggling to get through algebra two and I didn't need algebra two to live my life, my adult life. What I needed, though, was some help understanding how to get a good credit

score and then maintain it. I mean, we've heard this for years that it would be better to have some real life type classes in schools, and some schools have this. Some schools are evolving towards that it would be nice to see it as a country free though, where we start looking at education in junior high, middle school, high school and thinking, Okay, what's really gonna help our kids

dominate when they get out of school. Luckily for me, Ben, I was in commercial radio part time when I was sixteen, years old, So I was already in the ship. I was around grown adults smoking packs of cigarettes, banging groupies, doing lines of cocaine next to the printer at the radio station. So I saw a lot of crap at an early age. I was ready for it when I

got out of high school. But the term helicopter parents who because of how the world is nowadays, they really just coddle their kids, and some of those kids have problems once they get to grade. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean I think that's the thing, Like, you want to teach kids in high school, how do you bounce? How do you save money even if you don't have a lot of mean, even if it's only a couple of bucks a month, and over time, that'll add up.

And I'm like, well, I have an emergency fund, squirrel something away just in case, as you talked about Danny, the vacation fund that you have with your TENDERNI like little things like that. Again, a lot of people say, well, that's just common sense. People should know that, But you're in high school. You don't really have common sense, do you? Usually? Very rarely do you have common There should also be

etiquette classes. Yeah, you can't do that though, Danny in in this climate, no, how dare you tell someone how to act? What's wrong with you? Get all upset? Elementary schools should definitely have etiquette classes because half of what we do is teach kids social skills when they're in kindergarten through fifth grade. So if there was more etiquette training during those prime years, that would help all of us in this world. Trust me. Yeah, alright, good question

from Kevin in Kansas. Thank you, sir. You've got me. Fred in Spring Texas, freds are regular emailer, and I thank you for that, Fred our man Fred. He says, Hey, guys, what foreign languages did you study in high school or college? And how did you do on reaching a high level of proficiency? So? Not very well? I speak Spanguish, I wish I knew Spanish, well I don't. I know a few words and whatnot, and I've I've learned in my radio days, not really in high school or even college.

I learned a few words in different languages, so I know a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but nothing, nothing passable. And when I was a kid night a bar mitzvah, so I learned Hebrew. Don't ask me about that now because I I know a few Like I know a few words of that I remember I've retained, but not much. What about you, dany Oh love one year because my high school did require one year of a foreign language, and my mom she convinced me to go with French because that is

what she did in high school. She actually was good at it. Though I passed. I gotta I think I gotta be in that class, so it was all right, but it wasn't something where I got out of the year of that class and was like, oh man, I want to continue how to learn this language, especially when I found out how most French people hate Americans guts. I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be spending

that much time in that country. Yeah. Well, my buddy, as he asked me for advice, so I actually doesn't ask me advice, but like, uhna gonna take French and I'm like, no Spanish. Then that's the especially where we are doing the show from in southern California, it's as much the native tongue as English these days. So if you have you have it to me, I have an advantage, or at least a level playing field. You don't you know what the adults thoughts on that were when we

were kids, though I had heard this couple times. Oh you'll learn that language at work. Oh is that right? Oh? What am I gonna be a landscaper? Oh? Shots fired out there. Producer's note. Landscapers are amazing people. Shouts out to Steve Snow and Bob Jordan's who gave me summer work. All right, what is next year? Any meny miny moll, come back. It's side from now. Call Alan and akran Ohio, the birthplace of Steph Curry and Lebron James says. At the new FSR studios, will you be able to see

the crew when you are in the studio? Will everyone still be in separate rooms? Well, that is a great question. Alan. We don't have an answer because number one, we haven't seen the design for the new studio. Number two we I think everything got delayed. Danny said, I don't know that we will know for a while. We were supposed to move to the new studios in a couple of months, but that's not happen. So I don't know more than that. Do you know any more than that? I don't think

we're allowed to share. That's insider information, cannot share with the class, right, Yeah, they're not divulging a lot of information about the big move and probably because they know will blab about it on podcasts like this, so keeping us somewhat in the dark. So that's fine because I don't necessarily want to move right now. Well, it's a longer drive for you. Take your time. Yeah, I don't know that it's a longer drive for me. I think it's probably about the same. I just have to go

a different way, different route for you. It probably shaves off like ten or twelve minutes for you. Yeah maybe. Yeah, is further up the one on one freeway? Yeah, that true, it's I I'd have to go right instead of left. Basically when it curves around near the you take it past the Hollywood Bowl there and then you get to the split and then you have to go Yeah, not a huge difference for you, but I'll save you just

a little bit of time. Yeah, all right. Kevin from rockf Illinoiss, have you guys ever been a victim of a robbery. I was robbed this past weekend at a gas station. It was very stressful and I was an absolute panic, Kevin says, I will probably have PTSD from it the rest of my life. I called the police and they asked me if I knew who did it. I said, I absolutely do know who did it. And Kevin says he informed the police it was pump six at the mobile gas station that that roughed. Okay, now,

Kevin doesn't mean that's a That is a cheesy joke. Kevin. Uh, these gas prices suck. I don't know how you guys are making it out there and California. I've just decided to eat only once every other day, and I the money I would spend on food I am now spending on gas, so I'm losing weight. So really, what I'm doing is I'm saving calories and just spending it on gas. And I'm hoping to pay Phil Mickelson's salary and all

those other guys that took the Saudi Oil one. So I'm helping them out, taking care of him little bit. Why not? Yeah, Uh, anyway, we're having the same issues righting price of gases insane to them. You know, you go into a casino and you know you're gonna lose money and you're not gonna come out ahead on that,

but maybe you'll have a good time. The gas station is the same thing, because you go in there, you know you're you're getting bent over the table, and uh, it's gonna cost you a fortune, but at least you need the gas. So maybe you'll drive somewhere and have a good time. Same concept, right, Danny. I think it's the same concept. I'm going. I'm going with that in my head. It's the same concept that beat down and then I gave you last night. Yeah, I got mail, yea,

I got mail, yea. Back in the mail, back we go. John in Colorado and northern Colorado, not southern, not eastern, not western, northern Colorado. He says, have you ever spilled a beverage on the studio mixing board? I will not tell. John says, well, I have a brief story now I have not done it. But there was a famous story

in Fox Sports radio history. And I don't know if you were part of this, Danny, if you were at the company or not, but somebody did spill something that got into the equipment and it was a big mess. Like it costs a lot of money to repair, and they it was a pain in the asked for the engineering department. So what management did is they went to Walmart and they bought everyone a sippy cup and they passed out. Everyone got their own sippy cup at at

Fox Sports Radio. That was the solution to the problem. They were large sippy cups, but they were sippy cups that would not supposedly would not spill. And so that I remember that. And I don't know that they ever caught the person that did it. I think they know who did it, but they were like, we weren't really sure because nobody, nobody said it. They just tried to contupt the thing. And then it was kind of like the drugs in the bathroom. Well, yes we know who

did it, but we're not saying yes. So we're gonna tell everyone at the company here, you should not be doing drugs in the bathroom. No drugs in the bathroom, even though we know none of you can afford the drugs at all. Anyway, Uh yeah, we all looked around. We're like, who's rich enough to do drugs around here? Yeah, we will not name the guilty, but yes, there was somebody that was shall we say it was a long

time ago. Yeah, it was a long time going. This person was Yeah, I guess would be the term there right, that we were doing there. I don't know. The email didn't go into detail. Oh, I don't know either. I'm just specting. I'm just I'm facilitating the conversation, is what I'm doing. Facilitating the conversation. Did you have any spills to any back in the day running the award before you became a big time producer. No, you know. I did spill a soda. I dropped a I knocked a

soda onto the floor one time. Uh, And I quickly was able to get it up, so not that much came out of the can. What did come out of the can, though, I was like, oh my god, there's gonna be a memo about this if I don't clean

it up. So I went back and forth to the bathroom probably eight, nine, ten times, with wet paper towels, dry paper towels, stepping on it with my foot, cleaning it up, putting the fan towards it to make it dry, and by the end of my if, thank god, you couldn't tell that there had been an Exxon oil spill. That's funny. I did years ago at Dodger Stadium in the press dining room there. This is so long ago,

there was a team called the Montreal Expos that were playing. Yeah, some must have been a minor league team, and it was I still remember it because I used to maybe fat days a long time ago, and I loved orange soda, and they had orange soda at the time in the press box. I would drink a lot of orange soda.

And somehow, you know, I was not the most agile at that time, and somehow I had and walked through the dining room and I had stumbled on my feet and I spilled the orange soda and part of it got on the side of the computer of a reporter from Quebec, the French part of Quebec. The reason I know it was a reporter from the French part of Quebec, you asked, The reason I know is because this person started screaming profanity, blank my blank and blank you in French,

very upset, and uh. I still I still remember the the sheer look of disgust and and anger, and uh it was I do do recall that back in the Yeah, think of grape juice. My mom would serve it sometimes at the dinner table. But then She would scream and go bananas whenever any of us would spill a little bit of the grape juice on any of our clothes. Oh yeah, because it's hard. It's hard, right, I can't get that out of your clothes. I used to think

to myself, why are you giving us this? Then? Yeah, it's like my mom would say, don't don't get the soap in your eyes you go blind. Well, why are you allowing me to you? Is the soap that could make me blind? I don't. Let's make a lot of sense my move. I don't understand anyway, You've got mail. This one's from Neil from the Real Miami's has been in Danny g Big Week on Massage monologue about the adult in the room, happy baby quarterback to Shaun Watson

Cleveland clowns for sure. Wow. Anyway, it got me thinking how Danny G got his queen the special massage, putting her in a surprising situation. Turning it around, have you been or Danny G been putting in an awkward what the f? Situation? By your queens? Says? If not any awkward elevator stories at the Fox Sports Radio studios, you have to go back to now for no good reason, he says, so, uh, massage situations, right, any awkward situations.

I'm checked. No, not not too bad. My my wife knows all my quirkiness and things that I approve of and what I think is ridiculous and all that at this point, so nothing really comes to mind. You know, I wish I had a great can I can I tell my story about being in an elevator with Rodney Dangerfield again, I could tell that he's a great story. Most people don't even know who he is these days, right, And that's how fleeting fame is exactly no respect, no respect.

And this guy was the big stars. It has been gone for a few years. It's like that's it. People move on. Whatever is next. Then just google them kids. He had some great movies. To just google it. Just google. It's what you gotta do. We'll keep it going on the mail band, come back, pay attention. It's time for mail call only time for a few more Adrian in the Mile High City rights in, He says, Ben and Danny g you had me laughing my ass off in

the water meter reading vehicle this morning. Well that's good. Cleaning up the words and the Deshaun Watson story, the Boa Constrictor and Tartar Sauce. We're clever cover ups. Thank you, thank you for that. But the Sean had I give de Sean credit. Now I like goofing on him. But this story has caused me to be very creative with language, Danny, to come up with new ways to describe male genitalia and also what might come out of male genitalia when

making Whoopee. So I've I've been able to create and I have fun with it. And now you know, I used Anna Konda a lot. We used the sausage raise a lot. Yeah, you know what. I had to get a creative to Ben because after you did that, and you did a great job dancing around the words and everything that you had to clean up. But then and I got to the description part of typing what you did each hour for the podcast, I had to figure out how to put it into words. I said that

you were talking about a fileto fish topping. Oh, well, that's that is a good one too, the fileto fish topping, car sauce and mayonnaise. You can go with the mayonnaise there the whip cream on, just a little whip cream on top. Uh you can go with that as well. Uh, it's pretty pretty funny and uh, because we went through I think over the last year, this has been going

on for over a year. We've gone through the the brought the Italian Sausage, the Polish Sauceage hot Dog, and the Theresa which is all part of the Sausage Race in Milwaukee, all part of the Sausage family. I like the extended winner. Yes, Adrian's email continues. He says, also FSR management gets to wear the shame bell and the dunce cap. In my book, they also get the entire

blame pie. We could be getting higher quality, more thought out Mallard monologues instead my guy moneyball out waste precious show prep time, making me long drive from the north Woods all the way to the Mothership. Did they give a reason why they wanted you back in studio, Ben, It seems like the show was going just fine the way it was, it says a shame on on management. Well, No, management was very nice to me and I have nothing

against the management. They as often happen as in these situations, Danny, they told me it was somebody else's somebody else's decision. It was not their decision. Somebody else made the decision, and it was a corporate I don't know what happened, but it's all right. I think it was a wellness check on Frostburg, who's a producer. The producer I hadn't seen in like three years. I don't know what you're

talking about. My man. Moving on, Adrian and the mile I the City also says, my family and I were at Chili's for dinner recently, and I was surprised to see they have robot hosts there now. When we entered, the human host told us to follow the robot host to our table. How about that, he said? He sent a photo here and I'm old so I remember the Jetsons and it kind of has Jetsons like vibe. It's like Rosie from the Jetsons is now serving you cheeseburgers

at Chili's. Wow. Remember that story I told on the podcast about that restaurant in Long Beach that had no servers? Yes, yes, yes, it was some of these robots. Yeah, you guys had to go to the bar to eat right from right, Adrian says. Lastly, we are getting ready to set sail on a family cruise at the beginning of July. It's a long time, Yeah, family cruise. Uh, probably not leaving

from Colorado, I'm imagine. Uh it has It's been a long time since my wife and I have been on a cruise and haven't been on onceince we had kids. Any advice, have either of you been on a cruise? Uh? That's from agent says, let's go abs, bring back the cup to Denver. So I have not been on a cruise. I have been told by people that I would not be a good cruise ship person because I'm pretty tall and the rooms are designed for little people. Are not

little people, but regular sized people. My my grandmother in law was a big fan of the cruises, and the grandfather not so much. Luigi, so they used to go all the time. My wife says she thinks it's a good idea, but she thinks, I guess you got my size. Your problem. I'd have to get a higher, more expensive room, which I you know, and plus it's probably something you do when you get a little older. I think I don't know my old enough. Maybe I am old enough.

What about you, Danny? Ever been on a cruise? I have not. My tinder RONI has. She's been on several, including a Disney World one. It sounds very gluttonous the way she explains it to me. They feed you around the clock, which, yeah, it sounds okay, but it also sounds like you're coming off the boat about fifteen pounds heavier. Uh. I don't need that in my life right now. I would try it, but I'm the only phobia I have is claustrophobia, and so yeah, I would need a balcony room.

I would need a bigger sized room. There was no way. And when I remember when some of the boats were locked down during the beginning of COVID, Yeah, I would have climbed the wall man there. I don't know how those people got locked in their chambers for for weeks and weeks and weeks. I would have went crazy. Yeah, because they didn't know what to do. Because people in the COVID on the cruise ships supposedly a ton and they didn't know how to handle it, and they kept Yeah.

I don't know if it's still on Netflix, but there was a documentary about that ship that was stuck at the beginning of COVID, and it just watching that gave me the Willie's Uh, there's yeah. So that's the only thing in the back of my mind, and I'm like thinking about that part of it. All the other stuff seems fun, but that part of it I just can't

get past. Yeah, the all inclusive accommodations seem wonderful. But if I was younger and I was just going for it and I just kept eating everything, which I did grazing, boy, that would have been great. Yea. At this point, I don't. I fast a lot, so I don't know. I feel guilty when I eat a ton of stuff. So I mean, there's other things to do. They have comedy shows, magic shows, water slides, big pools and games and all that stuff. So food is not the only thing, but it is

a big part of it. Well, there was a guy in the early days of Fox Sports Radio named Sarge. He was a comedian. They called him Serge and he still is a comedian by the way, and he at the time he had performed on cruise ships like that was I I remember him telling stories about that. He actually did a show with Jason Smith in the early days a Fox Sports Radio very ice Man started and and he was telling stories about his life on the

cruise ships and what that was like. And I just looked him up his website as I am Serge dot com. We can book him, we can book him. Maybe maybe we're on the podcast. Who knows. Yeah, you have some good stories. Yeah, alright, last one, we'll get out here. On a sporting question, Blind Scott says, why doesn't Larry Bird coming in any Celtic games? What do you think?

That's actually a great question. I was watching some of the Celtic games and and I saw Bill Walton and Paul Pierce and I'm sick of Paul Pears standing up waving his towel around. Stop it. Paul Pierce is so happy he does not work for ESPN anymore. It is so so excited, like he just does. He don't care. He's like hanging out with strippers, porn stars, bunch of hookers and endorsing gambling companies. He doesn't give a crap. He's just going for it, right, He loving it. If

you're cheering on the team, then that's cool. But I think it was Game three where it was it was almost like he thought the crowd was cheering for him. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, you didn't just hit that three pointer. Yeah, come that a little bit. Anyway, we gotta get out here, any of promote Danny anything at all. Anything got going on here on a Sunday. Yeah, I'm back to the FSR studios for Covino and Rich. That should be a

lot of fun. And then the lead into your show Arnie Spaniard, who hates being called a warm up act. He's the warm up to the Ben Mallor Show with Chris Plank. That's also a lot of fun every Sunday evening, right before your first show of the week. Awesome, all right, listen, I have a great rest of your day, and again we'll have the radio show live back tonight and I should be in studio tonight. That's the plan anymore, Anaconda Talk tonight. Oh I'm I'm sure every day it's it's

a broken faucet every day. We'll get some new information on that. Anyway, have a great rest of your day and we will catch you next time later. Skater got a murder, Gotta go.