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Ben Maller is in the studio with Danny G. and they're having some podcast fun with the mail bag for your Sunday! All questions sent in by P1's of the #MallerMilitia! Download, subscribe, and remember that sharing is caring (unless it's an STD.) Follow Danny G. @DannyGradio and Ben on Twitter @BenMaller and listen to the original terrestrial radio edition of "Ben Maller Show," Monday-Friday on Fox Sports Radio, 2a-6a ET, 11p-3a PT!

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Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome into the mail Bag edition of The Fifth Hour with

Ben Maller and Danny G. Radio. Now, since this is a podcast and we don't announce when we're recording the podcast, there are no calls like the phones even though they ring, Danny, we're not we're not answering the phone. Maybe at some point we'll do that. We'll figure out a way logistically, there are ways to do it. But we have the mailbag. It is our chance to interact with you, the listeners, and let's get right into it. Danny G, what do you say, do you have it? Do announced before we

get into it? No, just your thought about the phones there. People spend way too much damn time on their phones. Unless you're using your phone to listen to this podcast, then it's okay. Yes, And I did meet some people people. I mentioned Dottie from the Friday podcast and she does not have email. She does not have a computer. Dotty told me that. I said, why don't you, I'll email. I think I was gonna email or something, and Dottie's like, no, no, I go to the library. That's how I used the

computer at the library. Can you imagine, Danny, how much more difficult would our lives be with what we do. We would all have meltdowns if we did not have access to a computer. And when you have a smartphone on it, you've got a radio, you've got a television, you've got a computer. They can spy on you. Big brother can spy on you at any moment. They know where you are, the shopping cart. It's exactly. It is one of the great conveniences. And I don't know, maybe

financially she can't afford that. I have no idea, but listen, you listen, however you listen. That's how people get hookers in cocaine. Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Whether you whether you listen on terrestrial radio regular regularly. I did see Danny Fox Sports Radio upgrading our affiliate in San Diego, the San Diego market. Poppy actually told me this on the air the other night. We went from thirteen sixty on the AM dial to seven sixty on the amw

which is great. It's a much more powerful station in San Diego. And so they flipped the conservative talk station, the Patriot San Diego version, that went to the higher frequency and we went on the lower frequency. So that was kind of cool. But the problem with San Diego radio, and I know this when I worked in San Diego, is that the transmitters are all pretty powerful, but they're

facing the Pacific Ocean. So you're broadcasting if only blue books blue whales, rather if only blue whales, dolphins, seals, uh fish, schools of fish, yes, and guys working on oil rigs, if only they could be credited with listening to the programming, the audience would be much bigger. Now. That was one of the great things about working at a border blaster station that was not governed by the FCC, because the mighty six ninety was booming just the same

but different. It was booming across the United States as opposed to out to the Pacific Ocean, so little inside radio mumbo jumbo and all that. But let's get to the mailbag right now, and our buddy, ohio Wow, it's mail bag, all right, thank you for that, Ohio Wow. And let's see who is first. I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah. Reminder, if you want to be part of the mailbag, you don't have to wait for

me to post something on Facebook. I do it every Monday or Tuesday, usually in the afternoon, sometimes in the morning on the Facebook page. I'll put a funny gift on there, and then you can submit a question or you can just email me right now. You don't have to wait if you have a witty question, something about the show, something about something that has happened in the past. Danny G. You want to ask him what his life's

like my life. You want to ask Danny G what it's like to be in a school and being around kids all the time. Uh, ask me what it's like to have no life and not do anything other than radio. You can ask me any of those questions and Danny Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Make sure to spell it out Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. First one comes from Cliff from Nashville's has Been and Danny G. Y'all said, I was pranking you with the broom straw checking the rightness of a watermelon. Have you

have you had the opportunity to try it? Uh? And he also says, please Ben, take the West of the four oh five off your podcast promos and replace it with Danny G. He is worthy. Al right. So as far as the podcast promo thing, I don't know anything about that, Danny, I'm not sure how that works. I think I Heart has an old version of the promo. They've been sticking it in some of the podcasts. Yeah, so it's away from what we do. Unfortunately, we're not

in charge of that. Well, that is his disrespect. That's not right. There has to be away. I know this is a major bureauqu to see and there's a lot of layers at iHeart Media, but there has to be a way that we can get rid of that. There's some central command that we can go to and just simply trade out the old promo for the new promo. We could record a new promo, Danny. I'm willing to do that. We can write some new copy. I I

believe I am capable of doing that. We can come up with some new dogma and toss it in there and boom, it'll be unfreaking believable. Danny. Yeah, we talk for all these hours. I think we're okay to talk for thirty seconds. Yeah. Well, of course, it's like it's like the difference between television and radio. Like people that do television and go to radio have a much harder time typically than people that go from radio to television because it's a whole different skill set in terms of

the amount of time. Ask Pat O'Brien p o b who's been on this podcast, the Great Pat O'Brien. Anyway, as far as the watermelon thing, I have not check the watermelon. I have stuck to my original watermelon technique where you look for the watermelon that's all scratched up because that's that's the sweetest watermelon, because the bugs were trying to get into the critters were trying to get

into the watermelon. So that's what I do. Have you have you, Danny, been able to try the broom straw technique for the water from our past conversations, I also now have been looking for the ones that are the most scratched up, and has that worked for you? Yeah? Okay, my TENDERNI picked out a watermelon just a week ago, and it looked all scratched up, and it was bright red inside and juicy and over me had enough sweetness

to it. It was perfect. It's a great life hack because most people don't know it, and they would avoid those watermelons because they think there's something wrong with and they look beat up. The simpleton will say, no, no, no, that's a cautionary watermelon. Do not do not touch that watermelon. That's there's storm clouds around that watermelon. And we know better, all right. I next up on there the mail bag.

These are actual messages by actual lists. Mr Luciano says, Hey, Ben, no question, Yeah, no question asked for you and Danny G. I just want to say thank you. Mr Luciano says, thanks again. It was a pleasure meeting both of you. Great times. Keep doing what you doubt well. Thank you, Mr Luciano. A fine night we had together that we will remember, and I'm sure you you remember. Mr Luciano.

It was great meeting you, and I'm glad you were able to make it and hang out and you stayed long enough for Danny and the whole the whole deal you've got mail, Kevin and Kansas writes, and he says, dear Ben and Danny, g with your recent car issues, have either of you gone for walks recently or has life been too busy for that right now? Ben, is your new area just as nice for walking as the old place? So I answer that one first. Kevin. First

of all, I hope live Street in ull. Kevin is a teacher as well, Danny, so he's in the education world. Where I live now, Kevin, there's actually more trails to walk. It's an amazing place where I where I reside, and I've done a little bit of it lately. I'm not gonna lie. It's been too hot and I just haven't been able to to get out and wander the trails and whatnot. I hope to get back to that. I love going on nature hikes. I love walking to like waterfalls.

There's a great one up in Pasadena, in the Pasadena area of southern California. Danny, I don't know if you've done any of that hiking to waterfalls, but it's it's pretty cool. There's a a bridge that goes to nowhere, the bridge to Nowhere, which is out above Azuza in southern California. I'd like to go there at some point. But I like stuff like that. But I answer your question, Kevin, I have not really done much of that recently. I

have been going to the gym. My treadmill, my dear beloved treadmill is covered in dust, and at some point the crowd will go wild because that thing will work again. Just be careful with that bridge to nowhere, because everybody in southern California knows that's where the chakra lives. Oh is that right? Uh? The boogeyman. You gotta watch out for the boogeyman. What about you, Danny? You have told stories about how you've gone. You have the e bike, You've done a little bit of that. But have you

been wandering the mean streets of the valley. It was two weekends ago. I tried to take a Saturday morning walk after I finished post production of the podcast. I told my TENDERRONI, I'll go out with you. As she was walking the dog dog Daisy, who looks like a squirrel ear. She had to pick Daisy up because it was hot. Her dog he didn't want to touch the concrete. And then we get to where the grass was up top.

She was being grouchy. She kept complaining about everything, and I told her, I'm like, you know, you're just complaining NonStop, right And she's like, I'm sorry, it's just too damn hot to take a walk. We came back to the A C. And she was her wonderful self again. That's how hot it's been here. It's been been nasty. And a few more, few more weeks ago by Halloween. Yeah, maybe maybe by Halloween. All right, let's see here, all right, come back. It's Kevin is in Rockford, Illinois. So back

to back, belly to belly, Kevin and Kansas. Now Kevin and Rockford, Illinois a regular. It's like Kevin and Kevin is like a law firm or a morning show. Are you coming and coming in the morning? And Kevin, we'll have traffic on the ones and fun on the twos. One thousand dollars up for grabs in ten minutes. This is a national contest anyway, Kevin in Illinois, who sends a really good questions quite a bit, just like Kevin and Kansas. He says, I'm heading back to Colorado next week.

The hike. Another Colorado fourteener and just so Danny g does not feel left out, I will yet again change the name of the mountain and it shall be called Tinderroni Mountain. Can I have a request? Can please call it Tinderoni Tip, Tinderoni Tip Mountain, even better, Tinderoni Tip Mountain. Kevin says, we're camping out at the base of the mountain and I just bought a miniature black stone griddle to cook cook on a camp What do you guys recommend as a good camping meal. Oh that you're gonna

love the griddle. Even those small griddles are great. The smash burger is wonderful on a griddle. It's it just takes some obviously some ground beef and make sure it's cold whatnot. But and you can use it like a pot to squish the burger down with a turkey burger. You can do that with a turkey burger too. I've done that. I've done ground turkey that works as well. I love the Philly cheese steak, which is probably not a good idea on a hike. But you can make

breakfast foods omelets, bacon, anything your heart desires. I am all about the griddle. I have a Blackstone griddle. Dare you they're not an advertiser. They should be. I love I freaking love that thing. It's a wonderful thing. Kevin. Make sure it takes some good photos though, of the TENDERNI tips signed Tenderoni Tips Mountain and put put Danny g s Tenderoni Tips Mountain. That's a lot of writing. No, just call the tip since he's up at the top

of it. Oh, there you go, yeah tip. Yeah, all right, and I think I saw that. But thank you Kevin, Good luck, safe travels, enjoy you stay at the top of the mountain. If I hiked to the top of the mountain, I would not want to leave the top of the mountain. I just want to stay there and be like, all right, this is a lot of work. I'm just gonna hang out here. You've got mail, all right.

Next up we go to Mike in Wisconsin. He says, hey, guys, would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life? Well, this is interesting. I think we just talked about Dottie, who does not lives her life. She does not have the internet. She hates this show hates me. I gotta tell you, I am so in the internet world for work. Like, if I didn't have this job, I probably wouldn't really worry

that much about it. If I had like a job where I didn't need to worry about being updated on stuff. But the Internet is everything. The Internet is radio, it's television, it's movies, it's everything. You'd have to give up all of that about just giving up the Internet for one season because I don't care about the heater. I don't use the heater, not where we live. Yeah, you don't really need that. No, I need the A C though badly. Yeah. Oh man, I already I don't know about you. I

already run hot. So when it gets super hot outside then I'm a mess. Like I don't want to be out there where that sun is blazing down on you. I need to find that air conditioning or some shade. Yeah, so, Mike, would I rather? I would rather give up the heating and the air conditioning if I had to make that Sophie's choice call than the Internet. But my life would

be so much more uncomfortable. Although at the same time, we've heard so many stories over the years, Danny that like washing In d c. They call it the swamp. We love big Ben. Big Ben's a friend of mine. The reason they called it the swamp originally because it was oppressively hot and humid like a swamp. It still is, but the politicians now they call it the swamp because of the politicians, but they The worst thing that happened

for politics is the air conditioning. Because everyone used to get out of Washington, d c uh in the summertime because it was so nasty and it was just horrible. And our friend Marlin's man told me the story about how in in Florida it was the same thing that it was. Real estate was cheap. Nobody wanted to live in Florida because it was so nasty most of the year with the humidity, and people could not handle it.

From the north, the northerners that would come down. And then once air conditioning became a thing, suddenly it didn't matter anymore and people would just Conditioning also helped build Las Vegas. That's right. There is no lost Las Vegas without without that, all right. The next up Chris in Marraccata, Iowa. He says, guys, what was the most embarrassing moment you had in high school? Well, there are there are so many nightmare moments in high school, Like how do you

sum up one one moment in time? I have very uh troubling memories of the fitness test in football, trying to beat a certain time and having to do it over and over again. Well, all my teammates are like, you fat ass, what's wrong with you? That was a that was a nightmare. And then there were some like random things, awkward moments with girls in high school where

you're I was. I was very shy, I'm introvert then and it was very weird and uh so anything in particular, Danny, though you you remember from high school that you haven't recently told that. He Yeah, it was my sophomore year and I was in the Electronics r OP program. She was a freshman. I was a sophomore, and she would flirt with me in that class every day. And there was a separate class attached where they actually had old TVs and things like that for us to use the

soldering irons on and in that little room. She and I went back there and uh, we were grinding, We were doing some things we shouldn't have been doing on school hours, and the electronics teacher walked in and caught us, and I thought for sure he was going to call my mom. I was embarrassed because of what he caught us doing. Then it was you acting like you were in an A's game or a Blue Jay's game. No, it wasn't anything that torrid, but it was let's just

say it was R. Kelly his hit song Up and Grind. Okay, I felt like at any moment he could pick up the phone and call my mom and get me in trouble. That's the one memory that comes to mind where I was embarrassed about something. Although she was good looking, I wasn't embarrassed about that part. It was just what he caught us doing red handed. He could have held that over your head the entire I guess. Yeah, he could

have blackmailed me. He actually lived two blocks away from us, and so my mom she met him, and she knew him because my older brother was in his electronics class. So I don't want to say he was a friend of the family, but he definitely knew my mom well enough to where he could have talked to her and got me busted. Wow. So okay, that's good. So that's a cool He didn't do it though. Yeah, thank you

Mr Hoskins for not getting me grounded for a month. Now, kids are gonna be kids, right are you gonna You're gonna do stuff as long as you don't cross certain lines. You gotta live your life. Why not? All right? Next up is Eric from Parts Unknown. He says, Hey, guys, what I guess this is for me? What is the most unprepared you've ever been for a show? And how did you get through it? Yeah? So I over prepare Eric.

But there have been times a few times over the years where I've been at the studio, I've been on my way out and who whoever was supposed to do the show next they couldn't connect to their studio and so they're like, hey, can you start the morning show? And I'd be like, okay, hello, hello, and but I don't have any but sero. So often I just kind of rehash stuff that I've done. There have been times

where I've put some notes down. Usually the way it works is I I go to my my home studio, my office, and I'll prepare for the show, and then when I go oheen, I'll email myself. So I have everything, and then I'll print everything up on the company dime, and that's how we do things. And so sometimes though, I was in such a rush to get out that I forgot to actually send the email that had all my notes for the show, and so I just had

to kind of wing it. And the weird thing I've noticed is that when I've had that happen, has happened a few times where I've not really been prepared the way I should be, nobody really seems to notice. It's like nobody like I guess I'm able to fake it till you make it, or I've done it enough that it's I'm able to do it. I don't. I don't figure. I don't prefer to do that. I like to have preparation.

I don't want to I don't want to just wing it totally, because you know, people give up the most valuable thing they have to listen to radio and or have it be a part of your life, and I feel it's it's wrong to do it. Now, there are plenty of people that do it that way. I don't like to do it, but it has happened. Eric. To answer your question, to my to my knowledge, no one's

ever said. I've never got an email saying, hey, you didn't do the normal thing you normally do because I I'm able to still present a similar product just in my head, in my neurosis. It's not as good as it could be. All right, what is next? We have a Shane in Texas. He writes, and he says, if you had one wish from a genie in a bottle, and you could only pick one, would you rather have?

And I guess it's these two things Shane is saying, not Genie and mentor, but Genie like a genie in about I said, but these are the only two things you got to pick from. Would you rather have perfect teeth or perfect hair? All right? So for me this is easy maybe for both of us. I don't know the hair thing because I don't I don't really notice, Like if you have really nasty teeth, I guess I'll notice,

But I don't really like stare at people's teeth. But it's hard to avoid hair because it's you see it. I wear hats all the time because my hair is thanks to my my my grandparents and my grandfather or whatever. It's it's gone. Yeah, like he I guess I would pay. I would pick if my genie in a bottle could only give me one of those two things, I would pick flowing locks. That's what I would pick. Danny, I like Sampson, I would be with the locks. What about

you now? Back when you were dating? And I mean, man, I I know that was a period in your life where you had a lot going on, but were you would it bother you if a girl had a jacked up grill or like her hair was thinning, because I think the jacked up grill is worse. Yeah. See, well that's a different I'm talking about. Yeah, I guess in dating. Yeah, But like I like, what do I really care if my buddy Jimmy has messed up teeth? You know, give a crap. I'm not gonna kiss him. You pay me

five dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine. Uh so it doesn't really matter to me. Um yeah, I mean I'm with you. For us, the fabio here would be amazing, Yeah, because I think we already have some decent teeth for anyone listening in England right now. Sorry not to take a shot at you, not the stereotype, but yeah, but they're known for some teeth that maybe needs some dental work.

I guess I agree with you, But I also think about that question and I turn it around, like, is that a physical trait people would pay attention to when they're dating? Yeah, that that would not be Uh, what's the word I'm looking for, a DGAC or whatever, the afrodza afrodesiac. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. Easier for me to say. But but yeah, that would not enhance the situation. And but on your second date, you could take her to the dentist. Yes, I have

a great dentist. I want to recommend. You're really gonna like this dentist. Oh man, is this a great dentist? I got one hell of an orthodonist on my payroll. Baby, all right, no way, Jose rights and he says, if you can be reincarnated, but only as an animal, any animal, when you die, what would you want to be? All right? So if you come back to the same planet, I guess I would pick like a blue whale. Don't they live to be like two hundred years old? Or a

tortoise or something like that. Although I guess if you're a blue whale, you don't want to go through some of the h I guess I'll stereotype here some of the countries where they're in in the Asian countries where they love to hunt the whales, right, harpoon the whales and all that. Don't they fry up the whale peoples. Yeah, it's a it's a culinary delight. I think. I don't think you're I don't think you're kidding. I think they're like every part of the whale is very, very valuable.

But I so I'd be in the ocean, but i'd avoid the whalers. Not the Hartford Whalers, the old hockey team, but the whalers. I would what animal would you be, Danny, If you could be any animal reincarnated, you're coming back and you're out there doing your thing. I would definitely want to come back as the king of the jungle. I would. I would be a lion for sure, all right. Yeah, nobody picks like a cockroach. No one's like, I want to come back and I want to be an aunt.

I want to be a worker aunt or a worker b No one ever picks that. They always pick whale, lion, tiger, rhino, hippo, you name if I was a hippo, I would be the hungry hippo. I would definitely be the hungry hippo. You'd be the fasting hippo. Yeah, exactly. Well, if I was living the life I'm living now, Barry in Nashville rights and he says, yo yo, mob, Benny. Have you ever watched the show Naked and Afraid on Discover Channel?

Discovery Channel, I have not. Have you seen that show? Danny? Oh, yeah, I've seen a couple of seasons of it, all right, he says, if not. It's where they drop off two contestants into a remote location where the contestants have no clothes and can only bring one survival item a knife, a fishing line, et cetera of their choice. They then have to fend for themselves for food and building a shelter.

The contest typically last for twenty one days. They then they hike out and considered to have complete completed the challenge if they make it to the end of the twenty one days. The question is who from your crew would make it the longest and how many minutes, hours, or days would they last? Man? All right, So there was a show that I used to watch where this guy would land in a place remote area, but he'd be dropped off by himself and then he'd record everything.

But that's not naked and afraid. This was This was They wasn't naked. This is something else. There's another great show you could watch on Netflix right now called A Loan where different contestants get dropped off somewhere where it's crazy, crazy environment. But they're they're wearing clothes, but they're by themselves and they have to fend for food and try to outlast all of the other contestants on that same island.

So it's pretty cool. But for your staff, Ben, I'm trying to think, who could really make it out there in the in the wilderness if there's no drive through his coop would not make it. Roberto would probably be okay cooking wise, he'd be able to cook. But then you gotta kill and cook him. Yeah, you have to catch fish too, that's the key. The ones who made it the longest on the Loan are the ones who

are able to catch fish. It's very difficult without a fishing line to catch a fish though with your bare hands. If you don't, they made contraptions they put together like a Jerry rigged fishing net to catch fish overnight, then you gotta gut the fish and that whole thing. Yeah, and those bamboo contraptions where you know the fish can fit in but then can't get out. Yeah, I guess.

So I answer your question. I would go with you, Danny G. I think you do okay, because you've watched the show, so you know what to do with you. I could build a fort, that's for sure, and I think I would be able to catch a couple of fish. There you go. You got that going for you. I'd have no chance. I would just say, okay, I'm not gonna eat for twenty one days. I'll go to Keynes. When I get back, I'll have the candy at Combo. I'm good to go. Thank you, Verry. I appreciate that.

The next one from Pierre, try to pick up the pacer a little bit, Pierre says, writing from my safe space, He says, cuddling my therapy dog with one arm and clutching my crayons and crushing the keys with the other. Danny G mentioned the Nerve football during last week's mailbag, and this got me feeling nostalgic for toys from my youth, did either of you have and it's a football? Growing up, this was a soft rubber football that you could throw super tight spirals with as well as further than a

NERF football. Also, did you guys have any other toys that you enjoyed? Possibly ones that your friends had that you didn't always also wanting to go over to their house to play. Maybe we be weebls, ben, he says, because they wobble and they don't fall down. Well, I did see the wee bol you sent a photo here, and I have. I have seen those. I don't recall playing with them as a as a kid. I remember seeing them though as a kid. So is that Have you ever heard of the what he called it, the

it's a football? No, and I looked it up right now. I'm I'm not sure what he's referring to. My older brother and I we had a Los Angeles Raiders football and it was it was almost like jelly like, if that makes sense the material it was made out of. Huh. It felt like it was filled with gel and you could chuck that thing far. Yeah, I'm looking at the the it's a ball and it does. Actually, it does remind me of something I had as a as a kid.

It does remind me of that, so I'm gonna go yes, I didn't know the name of it, though, How did you know the name of Pierre. What's the name of it? I t z A this type of it's a ball or it's a football or you know, one of those, and it does look like a nerve product, but it's not a nerve product. It's similar to Yeah, that look familiar. Yeah, yeah, we we had those when we're around the same age. We had those as far as like games and towards

nothing off the top of my head. Most of my childhood, even though I was the fat kid, we went out and played stickball in the name ro We played baseball. We had we used tennis balls or racquet balls, and we'd play with the neighborhood kids. We had great fun. We'd run through the orange groves and have fights orange fights. And you haven't lived until you've been hit by an orange. And you haven't lived until you've been chased by soldiers who are drinking in the orange groves from the local

military base. You really haven't lived your life until you've done those things. Next up Mike from Home and not gridlocked traffic, apparently not in Fullerton anymore. He says, I have an original question for you. It might not be a very good one, but at least I didn't steal it from another podcast like Pierre did last week, Wow Shots Fire. He says, do either of you have a memorable story about losing a tooth? For me, it's when I didn't notice one of my baby teeth came out

while biting into a Rocky Road ice cream corner. I accidentally ate it. Yeah. No, I was eating Tito's tacos as a I was a grown up person, and I bit into the taco and I felt my tooth kind of like a little bit of a crack. That's a bad feeling. That's the world. And then you're like, how bad is it? Maybe I'm imagining it, Maybe it was something in the taco, and yeah, that was bad. Any

memorable stories about losing a tooth? Danny? I do remember that my mom did that old trick with my older brother where she was trying to tie the dental floss onto his loose tooth, and she pulled the line and I think she was attempting maybe to tie it to a door knob and I didn't know what they were doing, so I came running into the room. You know, um

three years younger than him, So I'm wild. I don't know what they're doing, and I come running into the room, and I ran into the line inadvertently pulled his tooth out. He was bleeding at the mouth, screaming and yelling at me for for violently pulling his tooth out. That is that is horrible when you're not prepared for it. Oh man. I think my mom was trying to be funny with her whole dental faust thing, and I came in and

spoiled their fun great, not for him. Uh, that's that's funny. Uh, John and Northern Colorado rights in John says, have you ever explained to your lady that you have the toilet seat up because she's just going to lift it anyway to check for spiders? Ah, he says, I think that's more like for Cooper Loop. I think that might be well, Coop's actually the one should leave the toilet seat up because he for the spiders and all that, and uh,

thank you, John Glass One. Joe from New York says, what's worse doing the dishes or the laundry, so this is easy. I'm the dishwasher, Joe. I'm the professional dishwasher. That's my job. I feel a great sense of satisfaction when I washed the dishes. I feel like I've accomplished something. I love a big sink full of dishes and then methodically going through the dishes and putting them, you know, rinching them all off, and then putting them in the

dishwasher and arranging. It's like a jigsaw puzzle to get everything in the dishwasher. So I love that. And the laundry thing. Here's my take on laundry, Danny. I don't mind washing and drawing the laundry. I hate putting laundry away. So that's my my, my problem with laundry. What about you, quickly, Yeah, we know what your exercise bike in your treadmill looks like. Of course, um yeah, I mean you and my Tinderoni are a bunch of freaks when it comes to dishes,

because dishes suck. Um. I would much rather do laundry. The problem is, I'm fine with the washing. Taking it out of the hot dryer really bothers me because instantly you start sweating and so the heat of the dryer bothers me. But I would still rather do laundry well and then. But also you have the link guard. You've got to make sure otherwise you'll have a fire. Right. Yeah, very imported advice there on the podcast. Thank you. I'm here to help. Don't don't have your house burned down

because you didn't take the lynch out of the dryer. Please, I beg of you, I beg of you. All right, we'll get out on that. Danny, what do you have going on today? I know I'll be back tonight on the radio, this being the Sunday show, so we'll be back yapping away Sunday night. It's a game week to his foot, that's right. I was just gonna say, this

is the week finally. Damn it's here finally. Yeah. I'm gonna be in having fun with Covino and Rich on Sunday afternoon into the early evening and then the show right before yours Chris Plank and Arnie Spaniard, and that is of course the lead into your first show of the week. It's my pregame show. So ye have those guys and I'll be back yapping away all night long. Have a great rest of your weekend. Thanks for supporting

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