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We do this every single day of the weekend twice on Sunday, actually twice on Fridays. Well, eight days a week, eight days a week. Holy crap on a cracker. It is the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny g Radio and a very happy college football Saturday as Dion Sanders and Colorado take on Oregon later today. And I was told by Iowa Sam this week that the biggest
game to watch is Iowa and penn State. But I'm not from Iowa or Pennsylvania, So for me, I'd like to see Iowa do well because of Iowa Sam, But Danny G. I don't really have any any skin in the game.
Penn State has a really good running game, so look for two hundred yards on the ground.
Yeah, and you have LeVar Arrington who went mister Penn State right it works at our and used to work with him and works at our place and all that. So anyway, it's a college football kind of a Saturday. On this podcast, we have Beach House Benny, Sound from Above Sounds Swim Bob. What could that be a higher power?
I don't know.
We have Backscratcher, Pop goes the Culture. We'll mix that with some scientifical stories as well, and that will fill up the all you can listen to Buffet, the all you can listen to Buffet. So we'll start with this this being Saturday, The Life of Malley, Life of Danny G. Last weekend yet again day I'm becoming an old guy, Danny. I don't know how that happened.
When did this start?
I don't know, but I am so worn out by my week now that when I get to the finish line on Friday, I hunker down and I just have to spend like a couple of days just recovering from from my week here. So I'm hoping this will not continue the entire NFL season. I think we've got a pretty good routine now and so it should get easier. It will not be swirling around like a whirling dervish. I would hope by the time we get to Halloween, for example. But at this point it is pretty crazy.
At the radio show five days a week, and then I have to prepare for that, this podcast, which we love, and now the TV show. So my weekend, Danny, is pretty much dedicated to relaxing, keeping a low profile. My wife pretty annoyed that I don't talk much on the weekend, but then I point out I have an archive, and you likely do the same thing, Danny with your situation. I was like, I have an archive of four hours a night of audio of me talking for four hours
a night. I have another three hours of the podcast and another half an hour of the TV show. So boom, that's it. I've met my quota. We're good. So I pretty quiet. And this past weekend, though, it was kind of cool because I was trying to, you know, kind of chill out, get my mojo back and be loud and proud when we get back on the microphones. So this past weekend, my sister in law invited us to her, well, not her, her family and actually it's not even her family,
it's her husband's family has like this beach cottage. Her husband's family, her my brother in law's grandfather bought property right on the beach in Sunset Beach. Are you familiar with Sunset Beach? I don't know if you're familiar with that. No, it's kind of in between. In fact, it is in between. It's near Huntington and Seal Beach, kind of like in northern Orange County. It's called Sunset Beach. It's actually pretty
cool because there's parking. It's free parking, and there's a bunch of houses but you can park for free, and they've got they got a pretty good setup. So anyway, the family owned owns this house, and so they invited us all to hang out and have.
A beach day.
And it's literally right on the ocean. Like the house, the windows are on the sand. They've got a patio that goes out to the sand on the beach. And so, I know whatever, we were there bonding and I got to play uncle Benny again because my niece and nephew were there hanging out with them a little bit and the snot nosed kids that they are, and uh, and I was beach house Benny. I didn't say much. I
had a great time. They also had some other people there that were kind of strangers, kind of strangers, so that made a little awkward. They had their kids. So then I escaped Danny and I just started walking on the beach. I went on a long walk on the beach. And unlike the beach I normally go to this beach instead of Sunset Beach.
You should call it.
It should be called the black Tar Beach racist because there's a tons of tons of oil and it's so it's such a beautiful each and there's like oil all over it, you know, it's it's really depressing, really is. And there were some weird birds. I don't know, birds I'd never seen before, probably because the oil that were weird stuff and all that. But that was my my weekend. I was beach house Benny, is what I was hanging out, chilling all that.
And now, when you were walking down that beach by yourself, were you pondering the meaning of life.
I was trying to keep the oil. I was trying to like it was like an obstacle course, Danny. Where there was pot, there were spots of oil. So so to answer your question, no, I was so focused on I don't want to step on the oil because you get oil on your foot.
That's a problem, right, you can'teah in that toe socket.
Oh yeah, I got bad toes. Well it actually probably would be okay because the next if somebody says, what's wrong with your toe? So I just got oil on.
It wrong, that's all.
Anyway, Danny and I did not. I did not hear any sounds from above.
I did not.
I was hoping I would hear from sounds from above, but it did not happen.
Yeah, I told you last weekend that my WIFEI and I were on our way to Oxnard Shores ox Snored, California, of course, the home of the Dallas Cowboys training camp each off season. Jerry Jones loves the nightlife there, especially the spearmint Rhino and ox start Ian thought we would take CoA on his first road trip. CoA Bryant got
his road gear ready. That just meant bottles packed away and he was screaming a little bit of the back of the car until the sun got covered with some clouds, and then we realized Beny was crying because the sun was in his eyes. I think we need some baby sunglasses because once the sun was covered, he was just looking out the window at everything. He loved the ride. He didn't fall asleep, No, he was awake the whole damn time. It was like a forty five minute drive
up the coast. We get to the sand there, we check into the hotel and we walk in and it smells like cigarette smoke, right burnie wah wah, So already strike one against this place. It smelled like cigarette smoke mixed with lysol. Oh that's great. Yeah, good job cleaning crew.
Haven't they banned smoking from hotels for how many years? Like gazillion years? This has been a long time, right, especially in California here.
What are you still doing smoking cigarettes?
It's a bad habit, but you know, you know, you gotta try to smoke.
Man, switch to chew, get some big league chew or something in your pocket. We opened up the windows. We didn't want to call the front desk and make a stink or anything like that. We had a little bit of a view of the ocean from our balcony. It was nice, you know, after being stuck inside at home for six straight weeks with a newborn, it was really nice to get some fresh air, smell the ocean, and just hear the waves crash. There's nothing like hearing the waves. Yeah,
that's the problem. Though. We heard more than waves. We get into the evening time and right above us there was like a scraping sound and it was almost like the sound of marble being scraped across a wooden floor. We're like, what the hell is going on up there? Ben? This lasted for three more hours. It literally sounded like the people above us were moving furniture around.
In a hotel. Hotel, why would you be moving furniture around? And that makes no sense.
The only thing we could think of was the next day when we woke up, there were some kids running around around the hallway, running up and down the stairs too, and we're like, if you think those kids were like dragging the chairs around the kitchen area, it was obnoxious. It really sounded like people were moving into an apartment. I don't know if you've ever had the experience at a hotel where the people above you are very noisy, but this was next level furniture moving.
Yeah, it hasn't happened off and I in Vegas. I had that one time. And I the worst hotel experience I had. I had a room at a hotel in Connecticut where it was right near the elevator shaft, you know, and there was like a thin wall and I was trying to sleep during the day and that elevator every couple of minutes would go up and down. So it was a pain in the ash. So that I don't think I've had exactly what you were going through. So what what happened next?
That's a good point because sometimes you'll get a room also right next to the ice machine.
Yeah, that's another on the ice machine.
Yeah that sucks. So finally my chick was like, okay, I've had enough. And when she says those words, it's like, uh oh, it's on. Yeah. She called the front desk, and this is exactly how she sounded. She's like, yes, you know, I've been trying to just let it go, but for the past three hours it sounds like the people above us are moving furniture. Felt bad for the desk clerk at that moment and like, yes, furniture, like
dragging it, and she said yes, directly above us. A few minutes later, we heard a knock on the door up there, so I was like, okay, well they went to the room to talk to the people, but there was also a baby crying, and I told her, you know what, I hope they don't call the front desk complaining about a screaming baby directly below them. Oh my good.
Yeah, that's all that is. Yeah, that's the payback, right, that's what was that famous family battle of Hatfields and the McCoy's right back and forth and all that.
Yeah, we're gonna drag furniture. All right, we'll let you hear Coha's lungs.
We're gonna crank this up a couple of notches.
Yeah. She was holding them up like lion king to get them closer to the ceiling.
That's funny. So so what ended up happened very.
Much like your schedule. Once I hit the wall, yeah, and I did, I just couldn't stay awake anymore. It was such a long work week. When I woke up, the two of them were collapsed on the bed, sleeping, and so the fun was over for that night. We woke up, had a good day there by the beach, and took CoA out to the sand. We were able to watch the sunset there that night, which was awesome. Had some good Asae bulls.
I've never had. That's like fish, right, it's like gonna.
Not It's almost like a frozen yogurt. They put fruit on top of the bowl.
Oh, it's a fruit bowl. It's not.
I thought it was. Yeah, yeah, it's a fruit pol oh.
Okay, I thought it was fish for some reason.
No, it's a healthy bowl. Yeah, I know right, I'm like, where's the bread, where's the meat?
Yeah, where's the beef? Where's the beef? Please?
My god? But you know what they're ben And I think I've mentioned this on the podcast before. If you are ever driving through Ventura County or even the Santa Clarita, California area, where you know you've done a meat and greet there, Yeah, there is Topper's Pizza. Before we left the area, we had to order a medium pie. They're pepperoni and olive pizza. I don't know how they make this thing, but it is one of the most delicious
pizzas I've ever eaten in my life. They're only located in Ventura County and Santa Clarita, Valencia right there on Magic Mountain Parkway. It so if you're ever in those areas, definitely look up Toppers and get the pepperoni and black olives.
I've never heard of Topper's pizza, but I end up in that area at least a couple of times a year, so I'll have to try to remember that. And if I'm not fasting, I'll get like a slice and I'll give it a shot. See. That's the next thing we can do Danny on the podcast.
Is we can just do food reviews. What right? Yeah, I've ever done that before?
Oh you know, well, how about this? No one definitely has done this. We'll just do pizza reviews. I'll just go I'll go to different pizza places and I'll take one bite and then i'll give my review.
How about that one bite? As you eat three bites?
That's right? Yeah, And then I'll have it be recorded and then i'll throw the I'll throw the box down after I get done.
How about that? Good idea?
Bad idea?
I have another idea for us, Ben. We could take your ask Ben segment from the week and turn it into a segment for the podcast.
I would never do that, Danny. I run a tight ship, as you know here, and I practice what I preach, and I would never take a bit that is on the radio show and then throw it on the podcast because that would be irresponsible. No, I'm a backscratcher, and we have a deal on this podcast. If you scratch our back, we will scratch your back. So let's get to the backscratcher. These are actual people, actual human beings, that figured out how to write a review for this
podcast on the Apple podcast Pasi. Now you're probably saying, who gives a crap about the Apple podcast page, And normally I would agree, But we're just cogs in the wheel here at Iheartslash and Fox Sports Radio and the whole thing. You're the cluster of audio goodness. We're just part of it. And the bosses who get paid a lot of money, they like to see the reviews on the Apple podcas page for some reason, they think that's a big deal. So we're like, okay, we'll see if
we can get people to write reviews. Why not, what the hell and get off our ass. Leave us alone, and so it's been been pretty good. And this week, Danny, did we get one, two or four reviews?
Wow, I'm gonna say we got two?
All right, survey says, you, Danny, are correct. You gotta ride. I believeable.
I always nail this game.
You're pretty good at the game. You don't cheat, right, You're not like Eddie, you don't cheat.
I actually sometimes I'll look at our overall score, but I purposely don't read the reviews because I know we're going to do that on the podcast. My lips have been on it.
Yeah, So here are the reviews. We have two this week. First one is from James in Arkansas. He says, still podcasting question Mark. I am shocked. He says that a big time TV star still has time for the little people who listen to the radio and podcasts. It's right, James, absolutely, man. I got my publicist, I got my team of people around me. It's unbelievable. It's a funhouse of mirrors when
you're in television anyway. He says, although you don't care for college football, I listen to the Friday and Saturday podcast when I'm driving three hours to Oxford, Mississippi. To see the Rebels play. Lane Kiffin says, Hello, that is from James in Arkansas. So, James, there is this misnomer that I hate college football. I do not hate college football. In fact, I, just like all the other sheep, have watched Dion Sanders in Colorado play a couple of times
this year. I watched every one of their games. I watched them play a couple of times. I've seen the USC Trojans play on television. I've watched the Ohio State play not very well by their standards. I've seen a little bit of Michigan about Alabama. I've watched some college football. I do. It just doesn't really fit into the Overnight show. And so you guys get old set like you don't do college football. But I will tell you and James, if you listen to the show, you know this already.
I'm just reminding you that on the show I have worked in Dion Sanders' name pretty much every day. Aren't we contractually obligated to do an obligatory reference to Dion Sanders at this point, Danny, I think we are.
Yeah. And if you mentioned his Blender sunglasses deal, they will mail you a free pair of his sunglasses.
What percentage is Dion getting from that.
They gave them cash up front, they gave them one point two million dollars, but in the first week of selling those sunglasses they made five million dollar.
Yeah that's I don't know who's behind that, but that's brilliant. They don't look that good to me. But hey, it's not my thing, it's not my style marketing. Yeah, in Colorado, this is this is like the rising from the ashes. It's the phoenix rising from the ashes. That what Dion Sanders has been able to do. We'll see if by the end of today, Danny that story still has the same gusto. With Oregon and Colorado matching up this afternoon
slash evening, depending on where you are located. Next up on the backscratcher, we have p One Walnut, who gives us five stars and says, what can I say two radio legends. Ben Maller brings the noise, he brings the comedy. I mean he's a Clipper fan. Wow, that's not funny. I should have edited that out. And he says, puts his spin on topics worth debating, and he does it with no better cohort. On the fifth hour than Danny G or should I say Danny G Radio or better yet,
Danny G. Congratulations. The message continues. He says, these guys give you what you need in a quick hour and get you caught up on what's happening in sports and the world around sports. I am a long time listener to Malor on the radio, work schedule, change things, But I am recommitting to the Mala Militia as a podcast listener. Join the militia. You owe it to you and the United States yourself in the United States. God bless America and God bless Ben Malor, he says, hurry and download now.
They have a special offer right now, usually one hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents a year. You can subscribe for life for a total of zero point zero zero.
What a deal.
That's pretty good. I like that, Walnut. That's like those infomercial Yeah, back in the day, I love those infomercials. Man.
That was my jam. And if you act now, we'll send you a second podcast for free.
You just have to pay for shipping and we'll take care of all that. And then there were a couple of ghosts. Now we tried I've told the story before. We tried to get Rompo Pie on the podcast. He agreed to do the podcast, and then he found out who we were and said, no, he's dead now. But then there's also Billy Mays, and I loved his podcast because all of his podcasts they were Hi, Billy May's here, and I'm selling so and so the fastest, easiest way
to solve your problem, guaranteed or it right now? You know it was the same script, right, Are you tired of having bed bugs? Do you wish that bed bugs would go away?
Hi?
Billy Mays here, you know that'll.
So good, so so good.
Anyway, this continues. PS. If Malard happens to read this, well, I'm not I'm much too important now, Walnut. I'm a TV guy. I can't be reading these stupid trivial reviews on a podcast page. Anyway, says and Malor happens to read this, my contributions to the og Malor Show over the years. We're submitting the joke that got the Hey drop from Cooper Loop in twenty seventeen. Oh that was great, I remember that. Hey, that was so good, Danny remember that.
Oh God, of course I used that drop often.
Yeah, we gotta pass that on to Iowa Sam. He says, I of course have the email correspondence framed and hanging, and my goal was to have you say the hey, but you and your comedic genius had Coop read it and Cooper fell for it. The email with you has been valued at over seventeen thousand dollars. Walnut says, I also submitted a listeners song in February of twenty seventeen, a parody of opp by Naughty by Nature, and it
got played on the air. I have the voice memo still on my phone from the six times it took me to nail it. And he says, I'm still in legal battles with the copyright lawyers with that fiasco, so I'd rather not say anymore. That is from p One Walnut, who says that is my new nickname. He's trying to keep the lawyers from finding him.
So thank you Walnut, Thank you D's Nuts. Yeah, there you go.
Let's get to pop goes the culture. Here we go, job John, Thank you, Ohioal. And these are some interesting stories we found as we circumvent the dark web.
If you will do a few of these.
And we've got some science stories, we kind of mix them together. Maybe we'll save some of this for the mailbag on Sunday. But I was fascinated Danny by this story out of Venezuela. So they took eleven thousand cops and raided this notorious jail where all these crazy, you know, criminals of Venezuela have been residing. Now, the criminals years ago overtook the jail and they've been running the jail themselves for a while, and so the Venezuelan officials raided it.
They sent eleven thousand police officers into this jail, and when they got inside the jail, they found, among other things, a zoo, a casino, a nightclub, a pool, and a grocery store. Foh drizzle that. Yeah, this is better than Goodfellas. This is like next level.
Those are all the things they're planning to build around so far.
Yeah, pretty much they already have a zoo there, depending on which street you turned out, but it's some of those neighborhoods around so far. My god, unbelievable. Anyway, criminal criminal gang in Venezuela there, and they've been roaming free for years. Why would you ever leave jail. If you have a zoo, a casino, a nightclub, a pool, a supermarket, what more do you need?
Man?
Pretty crazy? So next up we have Krabby. This went viral this week. A tourist was charged nearly a thousand dollars at a Singapore restaurant when they ordered crab, and this woman was complaining. She complained to a newspaper in Japan. She was in a travel group. They went to this seafood restaurant in Singapore and the waiter recommended that they
get the Alaskan King Chili crab dish. The waiter said, boy, that's the way to go, and so, not really knowing what else to get, she got the Alaskan King Chili Crab dish, the signature dish at this restaurant. She was told it was thirty dollars in Singapore dollars, but not that it was the price per one hundred grams. That's
what she says. Anyway, long story short, this travel group they ended up getting seven point seven pounds of signature Alaskan King Chili crab, and that meant it cost over nine hundred dollars in Singapore dollars, almost one thousand and about seven than one hundred dollars in US uh and so they She then called the police and said, I mean, I'm not paying for this, and so they had to they'd a broker a deal with the with the police.
That's why you should not ask the waiter what should I order, because because if I'm the waiter, I'm telling you the most expensive thing on the menu. I'm not telling you the least expensive thing. I'm telling you the most expensive thing, because that's gonna trickle down to me.
Yeah, exactly. I hate it too when you say you ask them between two dishes, they always pick the one that's more expensive.
One hundred percent. Yeah, can you tell my wife that? Because my wife will do that Sometimes I don't know what to pick. I'm thinking between this and this, and I'm like, okay, why not just ask me because I know how this is gonna work. It's gonna be the most expensive thing. I'm gonna get bent over the table. I know how this works. Okay, that's the reality. Anyway, I'm moving on pop goos the culture. Here's another story
that went viral. A New York Times columnist posted a photo of his dinner at Newark Liberty International Airport, beautiful Newark, New Jersey. It's actually not in Newark, New Jersey. It's in what I remember at the time I was in. I was just at Newark earlier this year. I forget the name of it though, it's like it's got a female name. Anyway, the guy complained it was a burger and fries and a drink. He said, seventy eight dollars.
And so internet investigators started like digging into this, and how could a burger and fries and a drink cost seventy eight dollars.
At the Newark airport?
Makes no sense? And they determined and people were kind of kicking around. They looked at all the restaurants at the Newark Airport. They figured out which one the guy ate at, and it turns out that his cheeseburger was accompanied by not only fries, but a double whiskey, and it was eighty percent of the guy's bar tab was alcohol. But he made it seem like it was just a burger and fries that cost in almost eighty eighty bucks. So people were just killing this guy.
I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to add up.
At the town Elizabeth, oh Yeah, that's right, Elizabeth. That's it, Elizabeth, New Jersey. That is where Newer Airport is. Which when I was there, Danny, I thought I was in an episode of the Sopranos. Drive in New Jersey on that Jersey Turnpike, You're like, I'm in the Soprano. I'm in the Sopranos. I've arrived. Well, here's something that I have not fallen into the trap for. There's a new survey out that says most Americans leave an excessive guilt tip
when paying digitally. You know how, they give you that thing you got to fill out the tip, and they give you options you can fill out percentage of the tip.
And all that so annoying. I hate that so much.
Nearly seventy five percent of Americans are leaving excessively high tips when prompted digitally on devices like those tablets they'll give you at the restaurant or the smart card readers, as opposed to an old fashioned dollar or two dropped
into a counter jar. And they say seventy three percent of respondent said that they leave eleven percent gratuity at minimum when prompted by a cyber device, and sixty five percent admitted to giving more in those scenarios as opposed to just when they leave cash, and they say that one third of Americans said they feel pressure to pay it forward, a phenomena commonly referred to as guilt tipping. I'm happy to report to any I'm not a guilt tipper.
In fact, I am turned off if you're not giving me a service where you're not doing anything for me, I'm not.
Yeah, we've talked about this on the podcast before. I'm hoping that a little bit of the tip is going to go back to the kitchen. That's what I want. I don't want my tip to go to the person at the cash register, where that's all they're doing. And you didn't help me in any way. In fact, you were kind of rude to me. So why am I going to give you money? I want my money to go back to the kitchen. But obviously they can't guarantee that. I'm sure some places divvy it up evenly. There's probably
some places that do not. It's horrible when they make you feel when they put you on the spot like that, and what are you going to do? So I always hit other because on the other you can just give them a dollar or two dollars, especially if they didn't do anything extra for you. Forget that percentage though, like you're not going to hit twenty percent the cast register. A person doesn't deserve that.
And do not tip on takeout. Do not tip on takeout. I don't do it for society in general. Just don't just say no. Here's a study that says gen Z Danny does not want to They do not want to eat if it means they have to put their phones down.
That they literally according to this study, nationwide study of gen zs and millennials about their attachment to their cell phones, and sixty six percent said that they admit to staring at their phones while cooking, which is not really surprising, but they said that it does lead to some issues and whatnot, but they don't want to put their phones in. But of course I talked to a friend of mine about this and they were like, well, it's not just cooking.
People don't want to put their phones down for anything, right, It's just they're always on their phone. So it doesn't matter like any scenario you could come up with, they don't want to put their phone down because that's that's what they're doing. They're just on the phone. There's zombies.
You know what your average screen time is?
Oh man, on my phone or on my my computer cell phone? Do you want me to go to it right now?
Let me see here at your screen time on the air a few weeks back with Covino and Rich and it was mind blowing. I think Rich was eight and a half hours and Coveno was like eight hours and forty five minutes. It's just that's what they average per day. It's crazy. I looked mine up. I seemed like a normal human being compared to them. Mine was three hours and forty five minutes.
Okay, so mine my average daily screen time is six hours on my cell phone, six hours and forty two minutes. Okay, that's that's yeah. I'm not woj or shams or anything like that, but that's pretty good.
Now.
My computer, that's a whole different animal that I don't want to look at that because that's I'm on there all day. I'm on there all day, I'm on there all night.
I don't even want to look mostly with like sponsors and things like that for the radio show. So you know, I'm not surfing Instagram and booty pages the way Rich Davis is.
So that's the difference, not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean those by those booty models need to make a living.
They do.
They have to make a living. No, you should have the nervous farts. O. New York City woman is suing Starbucks for five million dollars over fruitless fruit drinks. And this thing did not get thrown out of court. They tried to get it thrown out of court, and so far it's it's still there. A woman from Queens suing Starbucks and the claim as mentioned false and deceptive practices, and so the litigation will proceed. This has been going on for a good amount of time, seeking damages in
excess of five million. And they say, unbeknownst to consumers, the mango dragon fruit and mango dragon fruit lemonade refreshers contain no mango, The pineapple passion fruit and pineapple passion fruit lemonade refreshers contain no passion fruit. And the strawberry aki and the strawberry Aqi lemonade refreshers contained.
No aki Asai. What's that spell?
That word there, I'm mispronouncing it ac ai.
Yeah, remember when I told you we had the Asie bulls.
Oh I thought it was Aki. I don't know, yeah, Asie oh I like my versions better, but hey whatever. So Starbucks fought back, They're like, come on, you know it's like.
So, I think you might like that Ben because you you eat pretty healthy when you eat it has kind of a frozen yogurt volume to it, and then they put lots of granola and fruit on top of it, and honey, it's pretty good.
They used to sell it at Costco. I don't know if they still do it. I don't think it did very well at Costco because people go to Costco they want unhealthy. They don't want health.
They want a big freaking hot dog.
They want hot dog slice and the traditional Costco meal hot dog, slice of pizza. That's that's the way to go. That's it. Let's do. Let's see. Well, here's a couple of science stories we'll get out on these science stores. So zopoo zoo poo. Danny from Endangered Species. Could. That's a weasel word that's in every science story. Could could is in every science story because it's a weasel word, and people overlook the word could, just like they overlook the word up too, So the word could is a
weasel word. You could become the president, you could win the lottery. You won't, but you could anyway. Zoo poo from endangered species could prevent diabetic amputations.
That one.
Yeah, UK scientists discovered some zoo poo contains viruses called boy I'm not gonna even try to pronounce this, but these viruses can kill superbugs, including antibiotic resistance bacteria that infect foot ulcers, which lead to people having to get their feet amputated.
So, hey, if I die diabetic.
Hey, Danny, if it's lose my foot or rub some zoo poo on it, rub away, I want to be covered in Pooh. It was great to see Pooh edited audios. What that is wrong, Danny? Saturday, I'll be watching some college football today and sure what else I have going on. I'm not sure. I'll be cooking something, but kind of a light day at the Malor mansion today.
Yeah, and for me, same thing. I'll have the Coach Prime game on. But for the first time in little baby Cola's life, somebody from my side of the family is making the trek down to hold him for a little bit and meet him. My older brother is driving down from the Bay Area today. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna spend an hour or two here meeting the newborn.
Okay, well that'd be fun. Yeah, lots of photos. Hopefully that goes well. And uh I'll watch a little bit of college football. We beit, we've been at college football. We'll see what happens.
Anyway, Are you going to cover college football on tomorrow's podcast?
Uh?
Well no, I'll be covering Benny Versus the Penny, which is available right now all day Saturday, all over regional cable. You can watch college football and then flip over to Benny Versus the Penny to get you ready for tomorrow's NFL games. It is must see TV. It is must see TV. Shameless plug worring myself out. Anyway, been great Saturday, Thank you, thank you, thank you. We will catch you next time. Later, Skater rub Away, I want to be covered in pole population