The Fifth Hour: 700 Miles and Runnin'

with Ben Mallard and Danny g As. We hang out in the Magic Podcast do Joe another Saturday podcast Danny As, We're back at it in a full menu on Benny's Bodega here, So we have a lot on the menu to get to. Now, how did the Talent Show go? Ben? I didn't it to hear it. The Talent Show was amazing. I want to thank everyone that participated. We had a few people that flaked, that said they were gonna do it, they didn't do it. But we had really amazing talent.

I'm I'm blown away by this every year. And we had a surfer Todd, the comedian did a uh An act that normally would not work on radio, where he he was a pretending he had a puppet and he was talking as the puppet. So he did that classic tunes by J. Scoop, just Josh Ohio, Stevie Meatballs did this X rated comedy thing. Rachel and Montobello was great, and so we had a lot of fun. It was fun night and the perfect day to do that, Danny,

the day after the All Star Game. There's not a better day on the calendar to do the talent shown. As long as I have this chair and as long as I have the microphones at Fox Sports Radio. Every year, we're not gonna play spin the bottle or pin the tail on the donkey. What we are going to do is this Mallard Palooza talent show every year. So it was It was a lot of fun, and uh inco Tera was great. He was our judge and so I

had a good time. There were some people who are absolutely terrible, and there were other people that were kind of okay, and then there were a bunch of people that were great. So it was awesome. Yeah, not a bad consolation prize considering we were all hoping that the game would go into extra innings to see some home runs. Yeah, Well, my guy Ken Levine, who he had on the podcast, he wrote a column. I was reading it the other day about the All Star Game and he really nailed it.

Like the problem with the All Star Game from an entertainment standpoint, they did way too many interviews during the game. And it I know why they did this because they got like a new toy. You know, when you get an a toy, you play with the toy all the time. You can't get enough of the toy. But it's it's overkilled. You didn't like how the grounds crew was miked up. Yeah, it's so stupid, It's like and he pointed out Ken. And then the column that he wrote and I recommended

on his blog the Kendla Line. I think it's his website, but it's blog spot, Kendla Mine, whatever it might be. But he talked about all like the gimmicks and all that and and the fact that it made it seem like it was a softball picnic, like a picnic softball game was the way I believe he described it. And there's gotta be a fine, there's a bounce. We always talk about the the secret recipe for KFC, the Kentucky

Fried chicken, the eleven herbs and spices. But if you put too much of each thing in, it messes the whole thing up. So anyway, I I and the All Star Game is coming gone, and I we're back to regular baseball and all that. Did you try to go to the All Star Game? Danny? Because I did not try to go to the All Star Game. I I could have probably gone use some kind of media bullcrap to get in, but I did not even go down that road. No, I didn't even try either. Between the

network and teaching, I had no time. But I did get to watch it, at least no. I watched it because I had to do the show and stuff. And the only way I would have gone is if Marlin's man had invited me. But I saw him there, but he did not. He did not give me the invite. So I did not make the cut for the All Star Game, so I did not end up gone. You know that it was an important event when my tender only pulled the extra couch into the living room. Okay,

there you go. I mean the whole family was watching. Okay, that's cool, all right. No, I thought it was all right, But maybe I'm just jaded at this point. I thought, even before it mattered, when Bud Seely made it decide home field advantage, like there was like a pride if you were an American League player you hated the National League and vice versa. It's obviously not that anymore. They don't. They're just grab bass. It is. My ash feels so

good right now. On the bodega menu, Benny's Bodega, we've got punked, do the Wave, gobsmacked. That's a big corn dog and backscratcher. And we'll get to all of that and possibly some other things, but we'll start with this. So last weekend was a very eventful one and the Life of Mallard podcast Life of Danny g So Friday morning, I had to work on a project that could end up being massively huge or it maybe nothing. It's one of those things that could be something or could be nothing.

It's a developmental project and it's in the early stages. Unfortunately, that's all I can say. I won't know anything for a little while on whether or not this is gonna work or not, but I should know within about a month, So about a month away from knowing this, So that that took a lot of my time last week. That was also one of the reasons I did not go to the All Star Games. I wanted to focus on that, and so I had some things I had to do. Doesn't have to do with the football season. I want

to get into it. But there are some things, the conversations that are taking place Danny, that could be very fruitful or maybe nothing. And I will promise you that if it turns out to be nothing, I will still talk about it. I am attempting not to put the whammy on this, so I probably already put the whammy on it by talking about as much as I did. But you don't know exactly what it is. You don't. You might think you know, but trust me, you don't know. I didn't say exactly what it is. I didn't say

what it was about. I didn't say any of that, just say so anyway. But then after that got done, I went to bed. I got a Friday afternoon. We had big plans me, my, the wife, the cousin and her family. We're gonna head to the beach. So she texts me while I was sleeping. I wake up, got all these messages on my phone. Plot twist right, Uh, it can't make it, she says, tested positive for the coulvid, right, so she can't make it now. She has some pre

existing conditions. She's in a high risk group, so it's it's not your normal run of the mill COVID thing where if I get it, who cares. But she's got some other stuff going on, so uh, it's been an interesting roller coaster as she tries to navigate. The good news is they actually have some kind of medications. I guess some things you can take. It's not a cure or whatever, but there's stuff you can take if you're

in the high risk group. So that's cool that they have some stuff now to help people like her out. But I went to the beach anyway, and I was actually able to find parking this time, which was good, and enjoyed the ways very briefly. My wife got hungry, so we had a high tail into some chicken chack and get some again. I also ordered my new mic arm, which is very important. This is the kind of content

you tune into the fifth hour for. So in a previous episode, Danny we talked about I ordered all this stuff. Everything was wrong, and the mic arm I ordered was all destroyed for the podcast part of the studio. Now you can see this dandy. I am not using a mic arm. I'm using my old setup. There's a reason for that, because the mic arm showed up at the Mallard mansion here and I thought I had been punked. I thought I had been This box had at some

point been opened. It was then retaped. There was stuff falling out of it. In fact, I have not even fully opened it. Uh, if you want, you can kill sometimes I can go get it here. It's in the it's in the studio. You all want to say, you want to talk for a second, Yeah, I'll do some play by play. And Ben takes his headphones off. Now he gets out of his broadcast and chair. He walks to the right of the screen I'm watching him on and he bangs into his backdrop and he sits back down.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have what is that? This is I've not touched it. This is how it showed up. I don't know if you can see the skateboard came in there, right, yeah, and you can see longboard. If you don't know, if you can, I can show it on camera here. It's obviously the podcast. You can't see this get longer than that, Geez. Looks like it's a huge box, but it looks like twenty aluminum baseball bats came. Like, look at the top. Here is completely it's been opened.

There's stuff falling out of it. This, yes, this showed up on my doorstep. And it wasn't from like even you know how you order stuff on Ebays sometimes and it's like, well that's you know, it's repackaged and that's the thing. This was ordered brand new on Amazon. Looks like the ups drive were stomped on it, jumped up and down on the package, threw it around the back of his truck, and torpedoed it to your front door. Yeah, what are the chances that this thing actually works? Right?

I mean I haven't even opened it and I haven't had time, but there's no way. There is no way this thing's gonna work. I would be shocked if it works. But maybe it will. I'll get lucky this time. Wrong, Like, at some point I have questions here, like how does that end up? Have you you mentioned the ups guy or whatever? It was just like throwing around, but wouldn't you say, wait a minute, was damaged? I can't deliver this, uh this Who wants to order a new product and

it shows up like that. I mean, I guess those guys are in a hurry with all their deliveries. But if I had a package like that, I think I would bust out the tape at least to make it presentable. Somebody threw it the front of the box through a shredder. Well, the thing is, they actually taped it, but they did such a half past job, like you can see there's

some that was headed to it. I'm just like, I wonder what it looked like when it left wherever it came from, and how how many people tossed it around. It looks like they were they were playing tug of war with the box as the rope. It's just crazy. But so that was the big update on that. And we must do the wave though, Danny. That's what we have to do now. We have to do the wave, is what we must do. Yeah, what a crazy week.

Been a lot of teaching hours, a lot of hours at the network, and my tender owning actually took the kids camping with her family in morro Bay, so actually overslept for a few minutes because the house is so quiet. Okay, and I get to do the podcast from upstairs. Oh that's nice. I did see the new location there. Wow, so that everyone when you were not able to go, But they're having a fine time. I stay behind and

make some money. Um, you know they're sleeping on those blow up things inside the tent, the blow up beds, air mattresses. It's not what it's called. I think that's the technical term blow up beds. But you blow up hi, you're sleeping. We know about blow up dolls, not blow up beds. Yeah, well back in the old days asolutely. Yeah. So it's a quiet house. But man, the classroom was anything but quiet this past week. So I had to come up with some new science projects for the first graders.

I had sixty first graders that is basically a full bottle of a leave what that is because they don't know if they're in kindergarten anymore or if they should follow any sort of instruction from a teacher. So it's a strange age group. Yeah, throwing stuff against the wall, seeing what sticks, and you came up with something new. Yeah. I had to do a hybrid between finger painting and studying about Sir Isaac Newton all the balance. So you were deliberating on which way to go and which way

did you go? One came up that I thought was kind of cool, an audio wave, and the kid like painted the backdrop, and then an adult helped them see what their voice looked like. In garage band, as you know, is an old school program. A lot of computers have for recording voices. Is that still around garage band? Is that still? I think it is. Yeah, I don't think very many people use it, but I think it's still on some computers. But I'm like, hey, I could do that. Obviously,

we do all this broadcasting every week. I'll just take my laptop in record these little kids. Show them what their voice looks like. They probably never have seen that. Start them young, right, show them exactly what a podcast looks like, the magic of audio content. They're pretty excited, Ben, because one by one I called them up to my desk and told him you could say anything you want. I just need a sentence from you. So it's kind of like, you know, station told you, Hey, we need

a liner from you. Ben. You can say whatever you want in a sentence, and I put a little clause together. I am a dog named Dexter. I love to eat strawberries. I love in chilatics. Hi. My name is Melodie. I love fastball and soccer. My cat's name is Dassie. Yea. I love sence. My dog's name is Figgy. He fights so hard. My bunny's name is Mochi. I kicked a ball hard and soccer frist card go fast. My favorite

sport is baseball. I love softball. I love pasta, I like water moons, I like lad I like baby chinchillas. I love this pactake so much. Died flag. That was like, Yeah, my name is Issibel and I make little dots. I like eating juicy steak. That's not the way I like the steak. I like mine well done, no juice, no yea. And the little girl in there that was that was a nod to Genie maybe in Medford, because not only did she talk about her cat, but she made the

cat sound. What were cat's names? Bubby? Bubby was the That was the big one. I remembering Genie. We didn't think Bubby was real, and then at some point Bubby the cat for the greatest caller in the history of Fox Sports Radio. Genie Mefford, the cat wouldn't be there, and so then she said, tell me here, Bubby, and she like occasionally, she kicked the tail right, pulled the tail.

That was the famous one. She pulled the tail and the cats screamed in agony from or Genie and Medford grabbing the cats till to get it to make noise. I do remember that that's funny. So maybe Genie is a little girl was just like this girl. And I think so this girl she definitely pulls her cat's tail. It was awesome to see their eyes light up when they saw what their voice looked like on the screen, and then when they heard their voice playback on the speaker.

I would just tell him hit the space bar, hit the start, and then they started it and then they saw it moving, the cursor moving with their voice playing one kid though, Ben and I think we can both relate to this. I played his voice the second time and he and he looked at me and he's like, I don't want to hear my voice again. Yes, yes, absolutely, you know the voice. Hearing your voice back is very uncomfortable. It's like actors not wanting to watch their movie when

it's done. Yeah, and The thing about that too is if you hear your own voice and like it, there's something wrong with you. I think I think there's a little something like you know. I just it's Cransworthy Royals having their problems on the road. I'm Ben Mallock. The other thing too about that is that's changed a lot. Maybe it's just where we work now, and I'm not

complaining about it. But the air checks, back in the old days, I was always air checks, which you an air check is where you'd sit in the program director's office and they and back in the old days they get cassettes, but then they do DVDs. Now they do it on the computer and they bring up an hour, some random hour of your show and they play it and then they'd stop it and and they asked, well, why did you say that or what were you trying?

At what point were you trying to make their shock Again, they would always pick the one hour where you have issues in the hour and had mistakes. Yeah, and it's very unpredictable. It was always a boon doggle when that happened. And I have some PTSD from those those air checks back in the day. But they don't I don't happen knock on wood much these days. Maybe Danny is just because we're so good. Maybe that's why it doesn't happen that much. Yeah, I'm sure that's not the reason. Yeah, exactly,

it's because of cod now could be. Yeah, well there's a positive for the COVID. There's a positive. Now. You got to mention those little kiddos if you see him again, that they will only remember about of what you tell them, all right. So I always blown away by that that they've done studies that say people only remember seventeen of things that they listened to, that the rest of it just gets lost in translation, and people are busy doing

other stuff. That's wild. And you could tell who the little iPad nerds were of the of the four groups, because one kid named Jackson kept coming up to my desk and looking over my shoulder at other kids wave files and I was like, Man, this kid, I'm gonna slap him a ten dollar bill later this week and have him edit the podcast this weekend. Ready to go, Man, put the kid to work, Come on, get him an internship. Let's do it. WHOA, Yeah, that's funny. Back to the

nonsense in my world. So Saturday it was a big travel that I mentioned on Friday that my cousin had COVID. I got this ridiculous box with this I don't know what to do with this mic arm thing. So then on Saturday we headed northbound and down and it was remember that Birthday weekend where the Mallarmobile shipped the bed there and they have that canceled as we were going out of town. So this was a temp number two up the California coast heading to the Hurst Castle and

had a lengthy trip. I went to Santa Barbara, had a nice lunch. I love Santa Barbara. The American Riviera. It's if you can't afford to go to the Mediterranean Sea. It's just like it, except it's in in California. Beautiful. Uh. And went in Santa Barbara. You know what street, Danny, I don't know if you spent a lot of time in Santa Barbara, what street do you have to go

to if you're in Santa Barbara. That's right, that's where all the actions and so I we were at State Street, showed down, I had a patty mill and then we headed over to the McConnell's ice Cream shop because my wife loves that place. Oh yeah, well local Santa Barbara ice cream, and so kept going there like waffle walk in it does. Yeah, and there's always a line out the door, no matter when you go, there's always a

line out the door. And it was really busy because it was the weekend, so that we kept going, slipped past Solving, did not go to Solving or Buleton. I would have loved to have got my wife not a fan, and she she's she was not in the mood. So we skipped Solving and headed to Santa Maria. Now why did I go to Santa Maria to no, something more valuable, something more expensive than tried tip gas? Because yeah, yeah, Costco gas station in Santa Maria, right off the freeway there.

And uh, the reason I had to get gas is because I took the gas guzzler, the backup mallardmobile, not taking a chance on the more fuel efficient car which broke down. Because we still haven't gotten fixed. They didn't know what exactly was wrong with it. It may or may not be something with the politic converter that broke. But but anyway, so we we went and got gas and I had to make it because the gas station closes early on Saturday, not as early on Sunday, but

as Sunday. So we made it there, got to gas back in the mallonmobile and then the whis like, well, i'll go to the each So we we said, okay, I know the beaches here, so we'll go to Pismo because Pismos on the way. Santa Maria then Pismo legendary spot. So we pulled into Pismo and you know how there's that cartoon or the the cloud that follows around the cartoon character were just raining on top of them. Yeah,

that's Pismo. So we get there and there's a hand to got a massive fog bank that has landed right at Pismo because it was like ninety degrees on the highway. By the time we got the Pismo beach, it was in the fifties and so was like, wow, that's too cold. I don't want to go to the US dot beach weather. So it was more like England. So then we headed back on the road. We went past San Louis Obispo more on that in a minute, and headed to where your your loved ones are there any Moral bay? N Yeah,

I went to the Moral Rock there. Look at our lives aligning. That's exactly where my girl's family and she and all the kids and cousins are right now. Very cool, and it's a beautiful place. There's this massive rocket looks like a turtles shell. It's almost six hundred feet tall. There's an old nuclear reactor that's not being used anymore right now, yes, and right in the mouth of the harbor.

And so we get there and you know, sure, if there's fogg and Pismo, there was even more fog and Moral Moral Bay and that place is I don't think I've been there more than twice over the years where it's not foggy, and so it's cool and foggy, and even though it's in central California, it's Northern California weather. And but we did stop to see the very famous creatures that you see every time you go to Morrow Bay in California, those sea otters. Oh yeah, and they

they're always cleaning themselves. They're the most clean animals, these sea otters, and they all hang out in the same area and it's pretty cool cleaning and spitting and yeah, people's come check them out for a few minutes, then get back on the road, and we got back on the road and but I I'd love to see and we headed to the final destination, at least the furthest north we went, which was the William Randolph Hurst Memorial Beach, right across from the famous first castle, Herst Castle. Yeah,

it looked like it was. We didn't go to Herst Castle though, we just went. I love the beach there. There's this this kind of rickety pier you can walk across, and so we were there hanging out for a little bit. There was a big disappointment though, Danny, because we attempted to use the facilities at the beach there, and they had really they had really nice bathrooms, like indoor bathrooms at the beach, but they were closed and they brought out these porta potties, which is one of the five

worst things I've ever witnessed. Walking into that porta potty that had been I assume used all day Friday and all day Saturday by the time I got there, and the smell, the visual, the it made me feel horrible to be a human being that other human beings had done that, and some weren't even trying to hit the bowl. They were just doing you know, whatever they wanted on the walls. There was feces in the air everywhere. It's as close as you can get to a murder scene. Yeah.

It kind of reminded me of when I had my unfortunate ball ball gall bladder accident. When I was walking and I thought I could make it to the bathroom and actually during the beginning of COVID, where I tried to squat, I did the squatty potty over the toilet and I missed somehow. I thought I nailed the drop the bomb drop, but I didn't nail it properly and it was terrible. But this was like everybody was doing. It's crazy. So then we headed back towards San Louis Obispo.

Danny and my wife left her favorite place. I've talked about this before. We've both talked about, I think together on the podcast Madonna in She loves the Madonna and very gaudy, over the top circus, circus for adults all that. But the place was booked up, so we couldn't get a room. Busy summer, thank god, haunted. Yeah, So, but she wanted to manga on some pink champagne cake. This is like the cake that's like ten ft tall with the frosting all over. It's really good Gake and his legendary.

So we settled into the diner only to be gobsmacked. We got there around eight o'clock the restaurant I think it was eight thirty or not, actually might have been nine, and the restaurant closed like an hour later. They were completely sold out of this cake. We had driven far far away to get this stupid freaking cake and we ordered the cake and they say, well, how any cake? So how do you not have cake? I mean that you're known for the cake. And the waitress is like, well,

I've worked here for you know, a million years. This has never happened before. But we saw their last piece of cake like three hours ago. It's like, oh my god, you gotta be joking. And uh yeah, it's like, wouldn't you make more cake? How hard is it to make a cake? Your people on the bakery, wouldn't you make more cake? I ate at Wood Ranch Restaurant. They're known for their try tip and ribs and meat and stuff like that. I ordered baby back ribs. Oh sorry, we're

out of We're all out of ribs tonight. How are you gonna be out of ribs and not just a baby back. They were out of all ribs. That's bad planning. Now they'll blame supply chain issues, right, that's what they blame, the supply chain. But a cake. They make the cake. They have a bakery like the rib. I get the rib thing. I guess if everyone bought ribs, but a bakery. You just throw some flour and sugar and whatever else. You mix it together and you've got a cake that's

like McDonald's having their ice cream machine broken down. Yeah, I agree, I'm I'm right there. And but then we were like, we drove all this way. My wife loves the hotel, so we're like, let's order some food at the at the at the diner. Now. She didn't give me the option not to order food, but it's like, we're here, you might as well order food. Now. The diner, let's just say they're known for their cake. They're known

for the cake. And and I thought I had ordered the safest thing on the menu, Danny, I ordered a Ruben sandwich. How do you funk up a Ruben sand This is a staple of delicate tests and it's the corned beef, the Swiss cheese, Thousand Island dressing. It's not kosher, but it's a Jewish delis They serve this other time. So corn beef, Swiss cheese, little thousand Island dressing, two slices of rye bread boom done usually have sauer kraut.

I don't like sour krauss. I had no sour. Whoever made this monstrosity of a sandwich should never be allowed to work in a kitchen again clearly not a member of the tribe or any tribe for that matter. This thing was so bad it was essentially danny a corn beef sandwich dry, no thousand Island dressing. They put Swiss cheese on it, but it was not melted, so it was just a corn beef sandwich with cold Swiss cheese. But that's not a ruben a ruben has. It's the

cheese is grilled on there with the corn beef. So never again, one and done on that, and then we headed back to the Mallard mansion. Believe we put seven hundred miles the seven miles on the mallonmobile on that little sojourn real quick. So Sunday do the full weekend. The reason I was not on the radio on Sunday is I was requested to take the day off. It was the wedding anniversary. Damn, this is something you're gonna have to deal with when you get married. Here the

wedding anniversary, very important day. So the sergeant gave you orders exactly. I never take days off. I said, I'm off from work. We should take the day And I said, okay, I'll take the day off. And she requested it, and so that's why I was not in the kaw berd seat. And uh, we had the same wedding cake we had back. No, this is number nine. So nine years ago I got married and it really worked out well. We this this.

You ever been to Dukes by the Beach there? Yeah, there's location of Malibu, Mallaboo Boo, Huntington's Beach and Diego. The night I got married, we eloped, so we didn't have a big ceremony or anything like that. So we didn't have a wedding cake. My mom actually had bought one bless her Soul when we got back. But the night of the wedding, we were like, we need to eat some cake. It's not a wedding without cake. So we ended up we actually originally went to a different restaurant,

which was terrible. We ended up at Duke's in Kauaii and had there it's called the Hula pie, which is like an ice cream cake pie thing, and that was our That was our wedding cake. And so every year we get to eat it because there's a bunch of locations around here. And you were taking it out of your own freezer at home like some people do. Oh no, god, no no. Uh we saved it for like a year and that was it. But uh no, no, no, no no. And then uh we were at the beach and headed

down to the O C Fair. Then that's going on right, the Orange County Fair. Dogs. Yeah, it was opening weekend and man, I had not been to a fair in several years. Nobody really had because they hadn't had fairs because the COVID right looked around here, so endless food rides other nonsense are But my my eyeballs and the wife's eyeballs were bigger than our stomachs because we had we had the blooming onion rip off version of the booming onion, and then man, that's a big corn dog.

I like the extended winer these corn dogs. And I don't want to exaggerate. I don't want to be over the top and all that stuff, because I don't be a shocked. These were the size of a draft. Okay, the neck of a draft was the corn dog. And uh, and I had some lemonade and then we had to call it. I was planning on eating all this other stuff, Danny, But I guess I've just reached the point now where I my eyeballs are a little bit bigger than my stomach.

You're stomach shrunk over the years. Yeah, man, I wish I could have eaten some more stuff, but I have to. And we made the rookie mistake. Now, if you're gonna go, here's my advice for you. If you're gonna go to the county fair, the state fair where you live. I made a rookie mistake. You know what my rookie mistake was. I ate lunch. That was my rookie mistake. You don't eat lunch before you go to the fair. You have to go on an empty tank exactly. You gotta fill

that thing up. And if you go there you got food in there. You gotta go in there starving, and I didn't go in there starving. That's a bad job by me, real quick. The backscratcher, you scratch our bag, we'll scratch your back. And this week, how many do we get Danny? Not one? Not too how about three? Yea? Including a guy that loves you and hates me? Rebel Vikings says the fifth hour, Danny G makes the show,

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Danny's experiences as a teacher. Totally recommend this for pop culture, humor and life experience. Thank you for sending the reviews and we appreciate it. Thank you for those three reviews, even the one that didn't like Ben Well, I love you. The people in Houston doll like I know that. Yeah, just the astro fans, That's about it. Yeah, But like the sky was falling when you didn't come in on early Monday morning, I was still there at the studios.

You should have heard the first few callers, the first few tweets. I felt bad for Bernie because he's you know, it's an uphill climb for that guy, because people are like, you're screwing up my my routine. I have to hear beds voice while I'm working. Well, it's very kind that people miss me, but at the same time, you gotta show some respect that Bernie's a radio professional, and you gotta give Bernie a chance. And I know it's awkward because I don't usually take any time off, so when

I do, it's people people think I'm sick. I got fired one of those deals. Yeah, it's one of those two. So emergency dental situation, well I did have. That's the last time I had to miss day was a dental studday. We gotta get out of here. Anything to promote Danny

g anything at all you would like to promote. I'm gonna go back to bed for a couple of hours and then wake my ass up, drive into the FSR studios for Hartman and Shorts, and then after that it will be the no Show with from Salam and that is your day in the Magic Radio Box all day long.

All right, we'll get out of here on that. Have a one rest of your day today on Saturday, and we'll have a big a dish of the mailbag, a classic mail bag, which is just like that line from Forrest Gump, you never know what you're gonna get in the mail bag. So we'll get to that tomorrow. Have a great rest of your day. We'll talk to you then later Skater Bofolation