Roberto's Betrayal

Here a spinoff of the radio show, only available in the podcast format. We thank you for finding it and being part of the festivus of audio content. Here on a Saturday, joined by the Man West of the four oh five, David Gascon is here. He's got a big, big introduction. You don't have any any sound effects, nothing canned, nothing can for the day, well the day. Yeah. The crowd actually thinks I'm I'm They're they're more excited about me, so flopping there, very happy that I'm here. I golf

count yeah, exactly. The one thing this show will not be is all right, will not be born? Yeah? Who did you get that from? Avenue. No, no, I cannot say avenue toy. But look the calls are coming in at most people can't call a podcast guest count. But look at that. The phones are ringing. Who is that? I don't know. Oh, the phone is ringing. I'm sorry, I gotta answer the phone. And she's yelling at me to answer the phone. Disgusting. You might even get a

prank phone call. Look look at that. Look who's calling in? Oh no, Papa boys calling. Hey, this is like last year with with Benny versus the Penny. As soon as you can see the comments on the YouTube channel, you just you uh, I was distracted. You were like a pig and slop to get this. It's the shiny object, you know, it's the shiny object. And that and when you when you say something stupid, yeah, yeah, you lose. See you see that's you know where that's from video games?

That from that's an iconic video game. That's Donkey Kong. When you when you losing Donkey Kong. Ye Now it's a child in my youth, those were the games I had, so for me, that's an iconic sound. That's it is. It was like Donkey Kong galagha pac Man. You had some some rich stuff in the video game, in the world of course Magic versus Bird too, but yeah, yeah, yeah, there was some classic classic games. So what's that? Who in it too? I give it to myself? What are

you talking about? You know why? I'm a winner, That's why. Come on, this is a fucking nightmare. This is absolutely atrocious. I can't believe you. Did you found this somewhere? Did you find it or did your wife find it somewhere? Oh? No, I found it. I I found it, and uh your Batman, Oh the Cape Crusader making an appearance there. I might have to edit that out of the podcast in case

the people upstairs here it. Oh yeah, no, so so I I uh years ago, when you know those replay machines, you might not if you're like a track right, like it's connected to your board when you're so that became I remember when that was like new and the person on air or the or the engineer could hit sound effects. And we got one of those at Extra Sports eleven F D L. A and and I the first like two months all I did after everything, I said, let me give you a kind of a recap here what

happened here. Let me see if I can. You can find it after everything I said, even it didn't matter what it was, it was yeah, hey, I I had

a corned beef sandwich for lunch yesterday. Yeah, you know, okay, And it was just and the program director Bo Bennett came in after a couple of weeks during the show, I was in the middle of the segment and ripped the sound effect machine out of my my hands and said, no, you you're not allowed to have that anymore, and literally just unplugged it and ripped it from the wall and took it away. So that's good. Were you were you scared of him at all or did you push back? No?

I was scared of Bo because he was a very small person. Um, but I I also was afraid of all program breactors in general because I was convinced that they all were out to get me. So I did not did not spend much time get pushing back. Now, I I'm at the point I don't really care. But back then it was it was much different. So on this podcast, obviously we just gave you the new thing, which is so excited. Look, hey, the Minnesota Vikings, whoa look at that school? Ah, oh, this is doesn't bode

well for me. Oh yeah, it's over for you, man, it's over. Your your career is now. Yeah, that's it. Uh. So we we have the injury tent, the glitch, and whatever else pops up, whatever else pops up on the podcast. Also, I will answer a question now. Yesterday I answered a couple of questions. I know that the podcast got up late on Friday, but there were some technical difficulties that were beyond our control. So we put that up a

little bit later. And I did answer the age old question of whether or not it's the Code of the wet or the John Wooden Creed because I had a guy from from l a here that emailed me, and he actually emailed me a while ago, not that long ago, but I I got into that and ranted and raved about which is which is better? But we begin this podcast. I hope you if you missed the Friday podcast because it was up late, you can end up you know, listen to whatever. Listen to it right now if you want.

I don't care. But this podcast, uh, the injury tent. So I think you would agree with me that my job, our job is pretty simple, pretty simple, right, I mean, it's it's talking. Anybody can talk, um, it's not that hard. So I found a way the other day to injure myself while preparing for a radio show. And this could be the answer to some kind of obscure tributa question. But I was, I was getting ready for the show, and I'm pretty much locked in the office here. Not

not that this is a big issue. It's a it's a first world problem. But there's a lot of construction going on here at the Mallard mansion, and as a result of the construction, I am pretty limited in where I can go. So I hang out in the office and spend a lot of time here. I don't even have we don't have TVs in the house. It's it's, you know, these are first world things that we don't have. So and then it's gonna be like another month at

least until things are somewhat normal. So, but I'm not paving roads or doing any kind of physical labor like the people are actually working on the house or doing some physical labor. But I managed to suffer a knee injury. I was prepping for the show the other night, and I was putting some monologues together, putting some bullet points together for the monologues. And uh, I had I have

a chair that rolls, most people do. And then I rolled away to grab some water and then in my haste to come back and to get back to my my position in the desk. Uh I went a little too fast, I think. Uh, the voice in my head

so like kind of like tiger woods. Uh, turning the corner there near where you live, west of the four or five back in then and so I I went boom and then kaboom, just like that, Uh, kaboom, and my my leftnee was not my right he was my left knee went right into the corner of the desk, and I was just in tremendous pain. But nobody knew. Nobody knew because I'm in a room by myself. I'm far away from everyone else. And uh, I was in real,

real misery. And so what I had done it I had jerry rigged the desk because I know you're very concerned about how my desk is set up. I have a corner desk in the studio. Everything set up. It's a pain in the ass. I've had to rebuild the studio multiple times since the beginning of this year because of moving, and so I've got it just the way I wanted. And but the desk, I had to take part of the desk off so I could sit where

I need to sit for the podcast. And in in doing that, I opened up a corner and I just nailed that thing. So I have a nice My knee is black and blue. It was actually bleeding, Actually had blood coming out of the of the knee during this this episode. So it was it was an interesting time. But but I believe I will make a full recovery. And I I did not tell a soul, didn't tell the wife. The first people I'm telling are right now you listening. It's very important information. The Saturday podcast is

really the life of Mallard. That's what people have said. It's all about things that have happened to me. So we should get what was the what was the board game? Was it called? Doctor? Oh? Are you talking about operation? Operation? There you go. We should get that. We should golt a Ben Mallar operation board because we have the gall bladder, we have a tongue, we have the knee. Um, have

you stepped your tail yet yet? Oh? Yeah, I've had two issues now you play the game Operation back when you were when you were a kid, did you play? I did? I did, But for full disclosure, your pasty white seal bruised quite easily. Anyway. This isn't really know.

I've always bruised. That's one of my superpowers. And when I played football, people always felt bad for me because the after every game, I would come back and my arms would be all black and blue from the shoulder down to the elbow, and people, I can't believe, why are you playing football? And I'm like, well, it doesn't it didn't really hurt. I just bruised. You know, you touched me and I'll bruise. I'm I'm a wallflower when it comes to that. But the game Operation I played,

I was very good at the game Operation. As a child, I should have been a doctor. But you know the name of the title Carrie. Don't know its character. I don't know if that's the right way to describe it. But the on the game, the person laying on the front of the bottom, Okay, I don't know his name, and I don't know the main character of Monopoli's name either. Yeah, I know in in Operation it's Cavity Sam they call. Yeah.

I looked that up actually because I I was doing a monologue about Anthony Davis Lakers and I was like, this guy's the character from you know, Operation. I was like, I couldn't and I found his name as Cavity Sam. But in Operation can he even put can even put a bone in his mouth? I know you could put it everywhere else, but I don't even think you could put a bone in his mouth? Right, Yeah? No, I I I believe that you can't. I have to look

at the box. I don't have the box right in front of me, but I think you can put that put that in anyway? You know. You bringing him up as is remarkable because that could be a trivia question the next ten years. Name a game character that was not canceled. Well, is there a reason to cancer? I'm sure there's something that has got something racist about Kevity Sam.

I'm sure could be a skin color. Yes. Uh, well, I'm surprised Monopoly is still around because that supports the aristocrats and the robber Bart capitalism, capitalist of evil, evil successful and make a lot of money, and super Mario brothers, you know, stereotyping Italians, that's right, I mean you could conceivably get rid of everything. The Smurfs making fun of a poor community, you know, yeah, exactly. Uh so you know, why not just get let's just get rid of everything.

We'll just stare at each other and that is it. We have a very fragile society and the flakes are triggered by everything. So we'll just bow down. And the what do they say, they professionally offended class, right, the offended professional grifters. Yes. Every think of today though, is that people when they are almost victims and not victims, get upset when they're not victims. And this is something that has changed in my lifetime because when I was a kid, you didn't you you didn't want to be

a victim. You know, he was like, I'm glad, I'm lucky. I'm not a victim. Nobody's taking advantage of Now It's like, oh man. The best example of that is the Colorado Rocky story from a couple of weeks ago. Remember that one where the fan, the fan behind on plate was screaming dinger with a d right. I got picked up

on the microphone behind on plate. And of course social media always going to the worst possible place, uh said that this guy screamed out the N word, and then they went back and they realized he was just screaming out for the Rockies mascot to come over to him. But the guy on the Marlins, I forget the guy's name, but the guy in the Marlins who was interviewed, um, remember he went on and on. It's like, uh, I heard it. He felt like he was the victim. He

really wanted to be the victim. Like I remember watching his comments and I was like, wow, this guy really is upset. He's not the victim. You know, it could be like that scenario where you're you're playing on Miami's defense, right, Like, you know, Miami gets a turnover, they get the turnover chain, and so all of a sudden you have something that comes to prevalent and you're like, I got the virtue signal and chain, right like I got the gold like

I got something to put around my neck. Yeah, no, exactly. It's just it's it's not the Potters have that too, right the when they hit a hold on they have the SD chain that they put it. Good for the nationally naturally West third place standings, Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh they were great. They were the best team in baseball for like we're even in first place. I feel like

the Giants have been in first place in baseball. I think San Diego was like in first place for a couple of weeks, then the Dodgers and then San Francisco took him over at the tail end of the middle of April, and then the Dodgers an hour obviously in a dogy with this weekend series, do we need to do a wellness check? In my friend hacks All, there is cardiac arrest because the padres a falling apart and heart stop it in Mission Valley when it's not Mission

Valley anymore. See that's a day to day because the Potters used to play Mission Valley, but now now it's down downtwass slap? Do you call it gas slap or downtown? Uh? Well, I always think of it at downtown. I know everyone's just gas lamp because all the bars and all that stuff are there. But I always what's just downtown? Just in downtown. That's why I go to downtown San Diego. That's where it is, right, I'll be I'll be down there tomorrow night. Oh yeah. Then a little San Diego example,

what do you. What are you going down? I'm actually going to del morow on closing day? Oh is that this weekend? Is that Monday? Yeah? Monday, Yeah, Labor Day. So I gotta go down there for work one day and then down there I'm Monday to play a little bit. So I'm gonna make a weekend out of it. Are you gonna see my guy, Marlin's Man? Are you gonna check out Marlin's Man, friend of the show. I gotta like, yeah, but I can't call him marlins Man. Like, what's his

real name? His name is Lawrence, but I call him Marlin's Man. When I talked to hey, Marlin's Man, I don't remember. I often forget his name, his real name, because to me, he's a superhero. People get very snip by that. But he's the fans superhero, just like Clipper Darryl. I call him Clipper Darrell. I don't call him Daryl. I call him Clipper Daryl. He says that means if you approach, if you approach Neon Dion, will you call him Coach Sanders or will you call him Dion Sanders.

I'll call him all he wants to be called coach Prime, Right, Yeah, Uh no, I'm bummed out. I guess I don't know if I told that story here on the podcast. I don't think I did yesterday. I'm trying to remember. It's just a haze right now. It's a steeple chase, a lot of obstacles. But I I had to turn down marlins Man twice. This one, Yeah, Monday, he was at the Dodger Braves game and he he texts me in the afternoon and he's like, hey, I got a ticket and you know v I p right behind him. PLATE

want you to be my guest. And I couldn't do it, I think the show because I had to prepare for the show. And uh, you know when you go with Marlin's Man, there's like a cavalcadeo. You know, it's a big to do. You know, he's like a super people. Kids want to take pictures with him, he signs autographs, you know, adults are asking like, what the hell are you doing to go to all these games? How can

you afford this? Um, So there's a lot going on and I I couldn't do it because it was it was I was just not available because to get ready for the show. Believe it or not, I don't just roll into the studio. I have to. There's a lot of preparation that goes into it. Yeah, and you you can't roll anymore anyway. You'll bang your knee and cut it up and fall it on the ground, and exactly, I can't. I can't do that. So so anyway, so that happened. And then it was funny because he Marlin's

Man was texting me during the game. I was watching the Dodger game. I had it on in the studio, and Marlin's Man was texting me and he had a Pablo, the guy from Channel eleven. Uh, I forget his last name. Good guy. He's from Miami, so he knows Marlin's Man. So Marlin's Man is like, hey, this guy came instead of you. And then they were busting my balls, both of them, back and forth. Channel eleven here now A obviously.

And then and then on Wednesday, while I woke up, I I got a bunch of texts like Marlin's Man is on a plane flying into l A's like, Hey, I'm on my way to l A. I want you to go to the game tonight. And again I had to I had to turn him down. So Hopefully he does not hold the grudge against me, so I we'll find out. But I did tell him once the playoffs come around, I will adjust my schedule because in the playoffs, we we'll talk about a baseball game like a Dodger

playoff game. We'll do a whole thing on it. But we're not gonna do a whole thing regular season Dodger game. And it's just not realistic unless unless Kenny Jansen goes out and ships the bed then we can do that. Or kersha, Yeah, well, kersha, he's like a rumor. He hadn't when's the last time Kershaw told the rubber It's been a while, right, maybe like, yeah, it's been forever mayor early June. He's been out forever. Kershaw's season is, uh, it's not so good, right, Who could have predicted to

pay him that contract? And yeah, he couldn't see that one, right. I just have so much money. I don't think they care, you know, hatting that luxury tax that was gonna hurt a little bit. You can afford it. You can afford it, and the rest of baseball is like at the dog, they don't. Yeah, I mean this is going to improve the pot. You understand how better the pot, how much

better the podcast is gonna be? Now, No, because now when we do our mailbag sessions, you're gonna have every Tom, Dick and Harry asking for you to start playing drops during you'd like to recommend to drop. Now, these are my own drops. I don't have the you know, the drops that we have from the show. These are my own drops, so I don't have. These are different drops, so and I have a limited amount. I'm still putting them in. Yeah, it's not good. Look as another as

a cell phone calling in. That's a cell phone. That's like an old school Nokia flip phone. Like they don't make that more exactly. Yeah, come on, bro, you know, give me better than that problem. All right? Moving on the podcast studio, which hopefully you're hearing this we are broadcasting from who knows. I have no idea, but the podcast studio up and ringing the great Jake Warner. The first he's an answer to a tribute question Jake Warner, my former engineer Stay Awake with Jake. I was on

his podcast. We talked about this and Jake said, hey, you sound internetie. You sound like crap. Can you please I can fix that. I know some things to buy. So I bought the things and he showed up, put everything together home studio, Good to Go, came out, had a great visit, set everything up. We chatted very briefly. Uh and we uh we we had success. Now that there was an issue with the cables, but we we fixed the cables. I know you're very concerned about that. Uh.

And I have had no idea. I had bought in stereo cables. I thought stereo was better. But when you're recording audio content, mono is the way to go. So I learned a valuable audio lesson that winn in doubt throw the mono out, that that is the that is the way to go. So when they record you doing your own videos and the documentary too, they recorded you in mono. Yeah did. I didn't ask what they were recording, and I just just kept talking and talking and talking

and talking and talking. Those things are still airing. I get email. This could be an evergreen thing. This is great. Those evergreen shows are wonderful. That reminds me September the seventh, which is a few days from now. Yeah, um, I will be making a television debut. Oh is that right, are you? Are you going on the Jerry Springer Show? No? But American Crime Story season three? Oh it's what do you? It's the Bill Clinton impeachment, So I, uh, I play

a reporter that on? Is that on Netflix? No, it's on X Okay, I think Coop was talking about that. Maybe not. I feel like I've heard that somewhere, maybe it was from you. But it's on FX. Yeah, on FX September the seventh, So unless, of course they just chopped me out. But yeah, I am I'm one of' I didn't realize this when I shot it, but I'm one of four reporters that starts grilling Paula Jones and um.

All the other reporters that I was with were sitting down when they asked questions, and during the press conference, I decided to stand up, like part of my part like being like, you know, aggressive and all this bullshit. So I stood up and the entire Omni Hotel was covered in people. So I made the mistake of turning around, and when I did, it was like, holy sh it, I'm actually really doing this for like hundreds of people. So it's kind of nerve racking. But yeah, we'll see

how the camera likes me us. So you you filmed this and you didn't realize where you were around? Or is it just how they edited together? Has no, No, So we we go into the we go into the Omni Hotel, but we're in the front row and then they bring like a sea of extras behind us to make it look like this massive press conference about you know,

obviously Bill Clinton being accused of sexual harassment. So all the questions that were asked by these reporters, they're all sitting down the front row, but they're all sitting down like they're not challenging her at all. And I just figured, like, funck, my scene. I'm not having a big role. But I felt like my scene I needed to attack her. So I got up and I started grilling her, like basically

airing her out. But then I was grandstanding to like like you would be um, like what's his name from CNN? Um Anderson Cooper? No, No, who's the Georgia Costa you're talking about? Yeah, Costas. It was just like that, so Acosta, how he is with Trump? So I basically was attacking Paula Jones. But I would turn around to face the crowd,

like basically have all their support. And when I did that, it was kind of like that come to Jesus moment, like, holy shit, I'm performing in front of all these people. You know, Like it's different when we're in the studio because you and I are in isolated bays. But when you're doing it in a big gass room with you know,

millions of dollars worth of equipment and talent. Yeah, it got to be for a split second, Wow, you fell into the that's like curb your enthusiasm style acting right where you just add are you allowed to do that when you I don't do these acting gigs. Yeah, I did it. Yeah, And they didn't say anything like that. But sometimes people come you have to exactly like I'll

get my the way I relate to that guests. Why I get a lot of commercials we voiced over for the podcast of the radio show, and it sometimes the copy will say, do not add lib. No. I always think better when you just toss extra stuff in, because I I give even when I'm doing the p s A s for Nitza on drinking and driving or or weed or whatever. I like, I'll throw some extra content. And but sometimes the people like no, you gotta word for word verbatim, and I always hate those. I like

to I like to have creative license. I like to have artistic freedom. And that's because the creative directors don't like you butchering their copy. But most of the time their copy sucks, so like they don't, they don't voice that you do. And U. I had a commercial I won't say for who this week, but they the copy they gave me for a live read during the show was wrong. Uh, it was, it was. It was something. It had something to do with, Hey, check out the

you know the exhibition football this weekend. There's no exhibition games this weekend. So there were some other things I had to on the on the fly, So that's cool. Sorry. How much how much you get paid for a gig like that? More than I do? It? Fox was that that could be two dollars in decent I just read. I'm glad you brought this up because I just read the other day and I didn't know this. The film The Thin Red Line. Yeah, you know the movie, so

I did not know. But in post production, Adrian Brody in that film, he was supposed to be the lead. He went from the lead. He only had two lines of dialogue and he was just edited him out in post production. He had two lines of Donald of dialogue Billy Bob Thornton, three hours of narration that was never used. That was does he get paid for that? They gotta pay him? And Mickey Rourke can only be found in

the DVD of The Thin Red Line. Now, those are all people we've heard of, so they're probably not upset about that, but we're too upset about it. But imagine if you were somebody that you hadn't heard of that I needed that movie, and then you find that you you spent all this time making The Thin Red Line and you're the lead here, and then all of a sudden, no you're not. You only have two lines in the movie. So that'd yeah. I mean, they give you stage directions

and things you need to do. But we actually shot that one scene, Like my call time was five am, and we didn't get into wardrobe and hair and makeup until eight am, and they wouldn't start shooting till twelve and then we didn't finished shooting that scene until PM. So it was like an entire day shooting one scene of one episode. It was I would I would hate that. Although you're in a group, there's a lot of people

I know that do acting on the side. Yeah, which is weird because of the four reporters that were in there, Me and one of the guy, we're sports reporters or sportscasters, and the other guy is not working anymore. But what was the guy's name? Was it Jeff Witcher? I don't know, I forget. He looked like a disheveled, little like guy. Yeah, that that by the guy I know, Jeff Witcher, disheveled at the white guy. Oh yeah, good, it could be him.

And he he used to play all of the sports reporters if they needed central casting, if they needed a sports reporter, they would go to Jeff Wicher and he hosted. He was one of the hosts of Dodger Talk back in the when I was coming up the radio ranks.

Just a great guy. He's an old school He worked at k A b C in l A when that was the number one radio station, and he would tell me stories of how they treated the on air staff and it was just spoil them and they all made ridunculous money and it was like the golden age of radio. And he would do that to bust my balls, because it's not like that anymore. But he's like back back in the old days. Let me tell you, Oh my god,

it was amazing this, that and the other thing. And anyway, I just said his name popped in my in my head, and so I thought I would go down that road. So you want to get scientifical? Would you like to get scientifically here? We could as I'm looking for that guy or if it is the same dude that guys I know Jeff I know better, Jeff Witcher. The other one is I think it's Jeff Nasonson. I think, oh my god, that's exactly who it is. Oh yeah, yeah, Jeff names, Yeah, yeah he I know him a little bit.

I don't know him as well as Jeff Wicher, but I know him a little bit. And yeah, he worked at one of the news stations I believe, you know. I mean, he he looks like a he looks like a knockoff version of Steve Hartman or Sam Farber, like like your typical eastline white talk show host, baseline radio guy that would be That would be Mo'm glad he's still he's still doing stuff. So yeah, so that's texted you his uh, his stuff. That's pretty funny. Small world.

It's a small world, after all. It's a small small world, all right. Let's get scientifical here. Let's see here the worst days of the week to have your stuff stolen by a porch pirate. Monday, that is one of them. What's the other day? Friday? Now Monday and Tuesday? So is that because people have a tough weekend and they want to come back and try to get some some

money and some stuff back. And I don't know, but they say those are the two days that are are the worst for that kind of I've had mail stolen here had mail stolen. I've had but the place that I live at there's the same address on the back side, it's just different. It's just a different street names, the numbers are the same. So sometimes like EPs or Amazon will deliver it to the back side property and not mine, so I don't get it for like an extended week

or two. I I had a neighbor where the old place, well two places ago that I lived, and we're pretty sure that she was stealing male because the local police department sent out My wife follows them like Facebook, and they sent out a photo of someone that had been taken off a camera on a porch, you know, one of those ring camera things, and it was I'm asking god, it was this woman that lived next door, blonde woman

who wore ugs all the time. And uh, and she had the same car and just like they looked almost exactly, and it had to be her. And I told my wife, we have a porch pirate that lives right next door. And she's probably not probably just looks like her all that she thinks. I all, you know, I think everyone looks the same, which is true. Actually, I think everyone kind of looks the same. I don't I'm not able to tell between between people. All Right, what else do

we have here? Even untrained pet dogs, they say, can detect when their owners are about to have an epileptic seizure. That's exciting. But if the dogs not trained, what good does that do? Now? This is this is a wonderful thing that dogs help out people like this, But if you're by yourself, there's not much you can do. Right right, does not work? I don't know. I don't know how that works. But that's uh, that's an interesting one. The powers of dog, The powers of dog let's see here. Uh,

your eyes. Your eyes may reveal whether or not you have heart disease. Does that? Does that move? You can't they tell through your eyes if you have UM either early onset or the potential to have Alzheimer's or dementia. Uh, that sounds sounds right to me. You know the one that I didn't know until my mom had it. But my mom had breast cancer, but then it spread to

her liver and her eyes turned yellow. Uh, jaundice. I I my eyes when I was in the hospital with my gallbladder and I was all fucked up because I waited way too long to go to the hospital. Uh, my eyes were turning yellow. So that's that's a sign. If your eyes are turning your your eyes are turning yellow. Generally, that's not a good thing. That There are some cases. I remember Michael Jordan's in the documentary. People were like, hey, you know, Jordan's eyes don't look right, and they said

he was okay. It was just I guess it was just the way the lighting was or something like that, or he had some some condition. But it wasn't like a big they said, it wasn't a big deal. Uh, who knows one third of the population suffers from a hatred of movements, a fear of fidgeting. So I do not suffer from this. I don't What is my big pet peeve? My big pet peeve is when people drive like absolute crappola, I lose. I don't think that's a

actual medical condition. I don't think. But when when people are are driving poorly or drive too slow, or don't you know, I don't care if you cut me off as long as you signal, But if not, I'm gonna go like you know you are a Yeah, what happened? It's not worth my my toy is not working here? Oh my god, that's not Let me see here the toy turned off? What happened to my toy? Oh? I see here? There go all right. I got concerned. I thought we haven't even made it through the first podcast

with this thing, and it's what's going on. It's not right. It doesn't sound a lot, it doesn't sound well, what happened to it? I didn't do anything to it. Did you charge you that? Yeah, it's charged. Yeah, the thing's charge. I don't know. What's a A. Well, it worked for like five minutes. Well, it's a good lot lasted. If you did you put a curse on it? Is that what you did? Guess God Will and the man upstairs? Did you put a curse on my toy? You can never?

Does that sound right? I want to say her, hold on a second, fix it here, but this here, like this, like this in doing this live on the air, being surgery. No, still not working. Yeah, I don't know what happened. And it was working fine. I didn't even touch the thing, and it's it's what kind of what kind of device is that? I couldn't even make it a forty minute podcast? Thirty five minute podcast? My god, that's a sign, you know, that's a sign. Gast gun tap out, that's a side

we gotta give up. Yeah, that's it. Throwing the towel, throwing the sponge. We'll be back with the mail Bag on Sunday. All new questions. They're gonna sound like we've heard them before, but all new questions in the mail Bag podcast on Sunday. Have a great rest of your Saturday, and that we will catch you there.