Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in the air everywhere, back at it again on a Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, ready
to rumble in the radio jungle. Actually it's the podcast Juggle Fifth Hour with myself, Ben Maller and the player X to be named in a second. Because four hours a night are not enough, we do this now, eight days a week, eight days a week of slavy over the hot microphones of the podcast studio or the secret location in the north Woods. And this spinoff of the
Overnight Show. We thank you for finding it, downloading, telling a friend, and we are joined again by the main West of the four oh five Little Along Feel good about about a Saturday into a Sunday. And we had Ryan Abraham yesterday talked a little USC and college football as a whole, and uh yeah, now I need hold on Are we gonna get killed here because that now we talked mostly about USC football? So are we going to get destroyed because people even I don't care about us?
Are we gonna get that negative feature? You always get comments about people that wish you talk more college football, though at at least it feels like it. Yes, that's true, but the thing they usually bring up is my school. Like the guy in Arkansas wants me to talk about the Razorbacks, the the fellow in Alabamas like just talking about the cripon Tide. The guy in Florida's like talking about the Gators or something like that. And then that's the problem. It's a it's a regional thing. But I now,
we'll find out how it does. I'll be interested and if if people downloaded it and the numbers were good, we'll have more college football. We don't talk a lot of college football at all, as we mentioned all the time on the Overnight Show. So it was great, No, Ryan's good. It's kind of weird though we don't talk as much because you know, it goes right behind the national football in terms of the most watched live entertainment throughout the entire year. You know, it goes NFL one,
then college football too, then everything else falls after that. Yeah, no, I mean it's a popular sport. I know, the Alabama game last weekend with Florida I believe won the day on Saturday was the most watched vision program on Saturday, and then on Sunday, the NFL was the most watched on Sunday. So it's usually how that worked most weekend.
So yeah, and then people were racing to try to find a television to go watch u c l A Fresno State in the closing minutes on Saturday night, and poof couldn't find it because it was stuck in the Pack twelve network. Well couldn't find it. And then if they found some Russian website with an illegal stream and they turned the game on, it was game over. Gutty Bruins. Remember Chip Kelly after they beat l s U. He said, everyone knew we could we could do this. Everyone knew
we were going to do this. And did everyone on the u u c l A team know they were gonna go out and poop the bed against Fresno State? Also, Chip, did they all know that if they there against goofball anyway? Anyway on this podcast. Guess God we have you can ram It all Day, you can ram It all Night, the prequel the prequel to ram It All Day, ram It all Night. We have crystal balls and obstacle course and whatever else pops up, whatever else we can we
we could do. Let's get scientifical. There's a couple of science stories. I read these science stories. I don't bring them up all that much on the radio show, but there's some stories in the science world that caught my attention that we can talk about. So this there's a lot of things going on, but I wanted to start with Ramant all Day, Ramant all Night. I got the
confirmation the streak is about to end. I have not been to a professional or college sporting event since March of keeping my my entire life was dedicated to going to professional sporting events. UH and I just I live. I grew up by twenties. I spent at ballparks and arenas and stadiums, and that was my entire life. And then when everything shut down in UH. Even right up
until the shutdown, I was going to random games. I think the last game I went to was a Sunday night Lakers game a few days before everything got shut down. But I have not been since. I didn't want to go when there weren't fans. I thought, what's the point of going there's no fans there. And the schedule hasn't really worked out this this past year with some different things on the weekends I have had to do, so I haven't been able to go to any any Dodger
games in person. So I got the email from the l A Rams that the game tomorrow America's game of the week. You know it's big because Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are going to be there. But I have been approved, the gatekeepers have allowed me in, so I will be in attendance watching Tom Brady. I would say his final game in l A. But Tom is gonna play on their seven or eight years, so who the hell knowns? But Brady will be there and I'll be there.
Bruce arians will be there, Sean McVeigh, the Great, Matthew Stafford. You can ram it all day, you can ram it all night. I'm excited. I've seen the stadium so far, stadium, or as Troy Aikman called it, sci fi stadium. I'm excited to see it in person and I'm a little concerned about the logistics of it. I'm gonna get there. They're getting there early, is no problem. I'll forego sleep on Saturday and the Sunday. But the the issue is getting out of there because I need time to kind
of digest everything that happened in the NFL. And I can watch the games on my laptop and I can put up a few games on my computer and watch them there, So I'm not worried about that, but I'm worried about getting out there because Eddie was telling me horror stories about the traffic, and some other people I know that have been to that stadium have said that it's great, it's beautiful, it's wonderful, but they did a terrible job of planning on how that mass of humanity
is going to get out of the stadium. So I'm a little concerned about that. But I might have to leave early, which I would hate to do because one of the cool things about when you're in the media, when you're a blowhard in the media, they let you go down on the field the last like four or five minutes I think of the fourth quarter or something like that. I forget how long it is but you get to go down and stand on the sidelines at an NFL game and it's awesome. It's uh, and they
don't let you in the locker rooms anymore. They banned that because at COVID. So it's not like the only reason I would stay would be to go down on the field and maybe I could possibly get an interview or something on the field, but I can't. There's just an interview room. So it's not like I can go and say, all right, I'm gonna go interview Tom Brady in the locker room. You know, no, I can't do that. Uh. You know that that you know that won't won't be allowed.
So that's my big news here. You can ram it all day, you can ram it all night. I'm looking forward. I will test out the press box food, guest gun. I have not had press box food and over a year. I think we're what a year and a half? I believe something like that. I think you I think you misspoke a little bit too, because you said it could be Tom Brady's last game in Los Angeles, but you never know, he could be making a return in a
couple of months from now. Well, no, I I said, I said it could be his last game, but they'll play like another seven years or something. But even if he doesn't, he know, if he retires this season, it could be at the end of the Super Bowl. Um, yeah, I'm not allowed to go to the Super Bowl. You know what. I guess I a deal list. I can't get it. I can't go. I'll ask the NFL. I say, hey, NFL, can I go, and they'll you know, I'll be like, no, you can't go. Yeah, okay, okay, Okay, there you go.
There's there's something holy about standing on the field. To play on the field of combat. Well, it's a baseball diamond going on the ice. I know you don't skate, but um, the gridiron. There's something so cool about being on the field that it's almost I don't know how you get when you go into Logan or do you go into LaGuardia, But I feel like there's a burst of energy from me when I head into New York or Boston. I get like that in d C two.
But when I get onto the field, whether it's for football or or baseball, man, there's just something that kind of brings me back to my my youth and my college days. Of playing that It's it's hard to describe, but it's always like that you're you're you feel like you're on the freeway, don't you Like you just feel like you wore a car in the number two lane and everyone else is just flying by you in the
fast lane. Yeah. The thing that I like a is just the like looking around and seeing all the especially at the big NFL stadium. You see all the seats and you're like, you imagine, like what if I was playing quarterback? Yeah, what I do? And then the other it used to be the smell of the grass, I guess now it's the smell of the turf, the fake rubber turf that they have on the field that at most of these stadiums, including the stadium uh in l A. But I just want to see the whole thing, like,
but yeah, it's it's cool. It's a cool vibe. And I think I can I can get my fix because the Rams sent me a message they said you can be on the field pre games, So I don't I'll do maybe I'll do that and then post game I'll just take off and try to to beat the traffic in the Rams. You know how good the Rams are. They'll probably be up by a couple of touchdowns by the time of the fourth. Yeah, they were like that last week and against Indianapolis and a and a quarterback
with two spring and ankles. Yeah, I was really impressive last week. Um yeah, okay, shut up. Yeah, I expect more of that. To say, Matthew Staffords looked exceptional in two weeks. It's uh. I mean yeah, I'm missing peace and that that high powered offense that needed a couple of blown calls by Chicago in week one. Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel like good about a couple of blown calls. They won the game by twenty points
having a couple of blown calls. You got busted coverage in the first touchdown of the game, and he daunt throws a bad ball in the end zone. Well, is it the Rams fault? The Bears are bad at their job? How is that their fault? No, but I mean the angles. The Bears game back and beat the Bengals. The Bengals are beating the Vikings, who are supposed to be a playoff contender, So make your mind up on this thing. Vikings didn't look good last week either. Is gonna torch
them up and down the field. They're Tyler Murray looked exceptional. Your delusion. The Vikings won that game. They're idiot kicker missed the kick. They were in position. The Vikings should be two and all. Should the first game, uh Cook fumbles the ball and gives the game to Cincinnati. And then last week, the idiot kicker Joseph shanks a kick. So no, I mean the Cardinals are a joke. I mean,
let's be honest. You and Tyler Murray at the end of that game, so good exception was disaster at the You're proving you didn't watch the end of that game. He allowed the Minnesota Vikings to come back down the field and with his shoddy play at the end of the of the game, there uh to to come back and be in position to win the game. And that proves you did not watch the game. If you are
saying anything different. The last let me give you the last four possessions of the Arizona Cardinals and a game that was a shootout. Uh drive started at the Arizona eighteen yard line ends on a Alligator Arms Murray interception. That's a turnover right there. Uh So the Vikings get that turnover, go back down the field, get a field goal, so that's three points courtesy of alligator arms Murray. Cardinals get the ball right back after that, the drive goes
five plays and a punt. Okay, fine, Vikings get the ball back. They screw up, they don't make anything happen. They give the ball back to Arizona. Another opportunity to run out the clock, win the game. Arizona goes down, they kick a field goal, they don't run out the clock, ball goes back to the Vikings. Uh. They go down and uh and and screw up. Cardinals get another chance,
another chance to run the clock out. Three plays, three plays and a punt, and then the Vikings go down and missed the what should have been the game winning field goal. Last four drives, interception, punt, punt, field goal garbage,
absolute garbage from Colin Murray. And he gets to ask because he's a fun size quarterback and he feel bad because he's a little guy, but he was garbage at the end of that game, and all those touchdowns and all those drives that were razzled dazz and all that the beginning of the game, at the end of the game when it was winning time. He didn't make plays, and the only reason they won that game was because I've been competenced by the Vikings, the kicker, the Vikings
going a wall. Well, last I checked, Minnesota was actually up in this game seven and so Murray brought them back. And you failed to mention they threw for over four hundred yards in that game, had four total touchdowns in the contest, and the second half there were deadlock ten ten points apiece on each side. For as bad as he might have been for the final four possessions of that game, they were dead even in terms of offensive output. So who cares. You're playing four quarters sixty, Arizona two
and Arizona because of him. The guy has account for eight touchdowns the last two weeks. You are delusional. You were out of your bloody mind. They're out there too, because Tennessee didn't show up. They were had a dereliction of duties in game one. Everyone might problem when the Titans showed up against Seattle. They beat Seattle. They we're not ready to start. Just made the same argument with the Chicago Bears. What are you talking about. It's a
different situation here. This is different. Stay focused here. You gotta stay focused. It's a bad job by you. You should at least except the fact that the NFC West is gonna be a dog fight. I don't think it. I don't think it's gonna be a dog fight. This is still in the feeling out process. And then the Cardinals have no depth and you don't under daying that because you don't get the nuance of football. But they will have any depth and once the injuries start piling up,
and they will pile up. It happens to everybody, they will be exposed. And Kyler Murray he's he can't make it through an entire season healthy. He's you're starting quarterback. It's like five teams with winning records, Like, what are you talking about? Yes, because he just played for a bad team. If you played for being good, dude, who cares. That's the basic. That's the big dummy teams and you're on When you play good teams and you're on a bad team, you lose. Listen to news flash, news flash,
Peyton Manning went to a bad team. That's why he was number one the NFL draft, and then he elevated said bad teams because he's a great quarterback. Matthew Stafford is never debating his performant. Matthew Stafford's elevating his performance with the l A Rams, and he has been the story of the season. Everyone agrees he's the m v
P right now in the NFL. Has been electric. He's got my vote for the m v P. He's been and outstanding and and the knowledgeable football people will tell you that Matthew Stafford is the m v P after two weeks in the NFL and quarterback in the NFC right now, Yes, he is. Who's better, Kyler Murray is He's put up all the numbers, better numbers than n I just gave you the I just I laid it
all out. Kyler Murray screwed up that game. The Vikings should have won the game because of Kyler Murrays encompass. He loses the m v P the first two weeks because of that. He's got more, he's got more passing yards, and he's got more touchdowns than than Matthew Stafford. What are you talking about? Matthew Stafford heroically leading the Rams back on the road in a hostile environment with snavvy confident play at the quarterback position because you can ram
it all day, you can ram it all night. What a what a gutsy performed gumption is word I will use to describe Matthew Stafford at the end of that game, because the Rams, right, there was the mistake, there was the fumble after that for play seventy yard drive, touchdown, twelve play, fifty five yard drive, field goal, and then the Colts while that was going on, they had a punt, a field goal and an interception and then their last drive with the guy with two bad ankles the end
of the game. That was it. But Matthew Stafford, my god, what a gift, What a gift? And wait till he beats Tom Brady. Well, he won't get credit for beating tom Brady because Tom bradyill get hurt this weekend against Aaron Donald and then people will lose them. But how upset is the NFL gonna be when Tom Brady is unable to play against the Patriots in week number four? He's so upset You're rooting for a guy to get injured. That's unbelievable, that's embarrassing. Didn't sound like I'm rooting when
you always root when it's your team. The Rams, No, no, I'm just really pointing out what I see here in my crystal Ball and I'm just pointing out at speaking of crystal Ball's guest guns. Speaking of crystal Balls. We move on on the podcast here and as we get some not you, but as we get settled into the humble abode we have been living in, it is is still a construction zone. Like to thank the fine contractors that have decided this is not a priority for them
to finish this job. And so with with the the wife here, the interior designer, and she is trying to make the house a home, all right, trying to make it at home, and so putting her touch on the renovated Mallard mansion. So now I am pretty hands off. As long as it's not horrifically disgusting, I will technically and I just look the other way. I'll ignore it. I have a theory on houses right near the ocean or beautiful views like city views, and things in the
house like rugs and chandeliers. My theory is, don't spend too much money on any of that stuff. You don't have to live with a view of the Pacific Ocean in Malibu. You don't have to live with a penthouse apartment in Manhattan looking over Gotham in Central Park. And the reason, in the same reason you don't need to spend a fortune on a on a rug or a chandelier is after a certain amount of time, you will stop looking out the window at the ocean, you will
stop looking at the window at Central Park. You will not even notice the rug, the chandelier. It just becomes background noise, becomes elevator music. So what's the point. That's always been my And it's true. I I've have friends that have lived in beautiful places with great views, and I'll go over to their place and I'll be like, Wow, this is amazing, and they don't even look. They're like they're so used to just you know, that's that's there,
that's becomes normal. That's my advice to life. So that's like, that's that's so asked backwards, Like that's like that's like telling somebody that they shouldn't buy a Ferrari or a Porsche because after a while, it's just it's a vehicle with with tires that rotate. Well, you get that's that's that logic is so stupid. It's not the it's it's the it's the ability to have that opportunity and to have that location and have that scenery that you capitalize on it. And as you know in this game, real
estate and location is everything in real estate. So to be in that said position means not only that you have a great view or a great area, but then you also can build a wealth out of that. I don't, I don't, I can't fathom. That's like saying that you only want to engage with a woman for her looks initiative, but then after a while those things just fade away and you don't care anymore how she looks. Is that?
Is that how you like? Concept? Concept is the same though, when you're with someone, you know, in theory, if you marry someone, you're with them till they die. When they their beauty is fleeting, and it's not you're not going to be as beautiful as you were when you were twenty five years old when you're sixty five years old. That's just you can't keep up. Yeah, but you can keep up, but you're not listen. I'm telling you you
are completely right now. I didn't mention real estate, but I'm talking about if you buy a house because oh my god, that view is amazing. I'm gonna I'm gonna go out and look at that view. It is fake, it is phony. It didn't happen. It didn't happen because
you're right. You you do that, and after a while, you just it just kind of you fades away over a certain amount of time, and you know, look, you should take your advice when you go to Costco next time, you know what, because you only need to have the food that you want to consume at home. Like you don't need the samples at Costco anymore because those things like don't they don't have them anymore. They so my
life has been fine without them. Life. Life is all about indulging, Ben, And so if you can indulge on a great piece of scenery, whether it's beachfront property or a city view, you must do that. Well, it's wrong with you. That's like to say you can never have enough barbecue sauce on chicken fingers or anough salt on French friends. What's wrong with you? Now? Again? Guess the concept is simple when you buy. If I bought a house with a view of the ocean, I would love
the house. I would think it's great and wonderful. But after a few months I'd still like it. But I wouldn't. I would be up staring at the ocean every day because that's just there every day. If you're used to it, you know, it's just you know, it's just this out you know what. This sounds exactly like the first month, maybe month and a half of the fifth that with Ben Maller, like you had me on. You're excited about
having me on as a producer. Then after a while just like so maybe you're just taking the view and me for granted. It's just like, yeah, I just are you turning this into at about you? How you're west four good? How do you take this stuff for granting? You gotta enjoy these things. You work at a stressful job. You are you are hired to get fired. So if you could have beachfront property, of course they think that you would value it a lot more than if you
didn't at all. You should try it. How about that. Again, I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy it. I'm just saying in life in general, after a while, and maybe you don't know this because you're you're you're the pompous ass over there. You can take your arrogance, but uh, in general, you're not going to have the joy. After a while, you get used to things, things become normal, they become stale. That's what happens. But anyway, that's not side tracked here.
It's not about that's not about this. I'm just my point was when you put expensive things in, it just doesn't really after a while, it just becomes part of the house and people don't really pay that much attention to it. But my wife had, really she had these wonderful ideas about getting this amazing chandelier. Right, So she's been trying to find this chandelier that really popped and sings to her and you know, you can see angels dancing when you see the So after months of searching,
she finally found one that caught her eye. And it was pretty pricey, pretty pricey, and but it was good looking. You know, I had a bunch of these crystal balls and you know, it's all put together and it was a masterpiece of for a chandelier. It had the Rasma test. So we ordered it and we they said, well, okay, that's gonna be delivered. We don't have it at the chandelier store. So we're gonna have it delivered to the
to the Mallard mansion in a few days. We said, okay, fine, so the Mallard Mansion, it arrives the chandelier and here's a multiple choice. All right, multiple choice question. A. The chandelier was broken when it showed up. B it was missing parts. Uh see it had the Rubik's cube effect or D none of the above. What do you think it was? I'm gonna say, see, uh, that is correct. That is the Rubik's cube effect, as I call it. The answer is is a C H that you needed
a PhD to build this? This thing it was and I'm not exaggerating here, in hundreds of pieces the chandelier, each crystal ball and there were hundreds of these things on the chandelier. All right, So I got a question for you. Then, did your wife order that specifically knowing that so that way you guys could spend quality time assembling it together. No. No, In fact, we were under the assumption that this would be showing up at our door because it cost a lot of money already constructed.
Because why would spend that amount of money if it's like going to ikea and you have to build a dresser. What's the point anyway? So they had these little chicken scratch instructions and I looked at this thing and I'm like, no, I'm not I'm not building this thing. And you know, she's like, I don't have time to build this thing. We spent a lot of money on it. So we went back to the store. My wife said, hey, can you build this thing? We spend a lot of money
on it. It's beautiful, it's what we want, but we don't we can't build it. We just don't have the time, nor do we have the desire to do it. And they said, sure, no problem, we have somebody that can help you out. Uh. And then and they'll build it and look great, they'll come to your house. It'll be wonderful. And said, okay, wonderful. Uh. And then they said how much that would cost to have the chandelier built? How much do you think it would cost to have the
chandelier built? This is an estimate that we got from the people we bought them from. UM say, I'm gonna say four fifty Uh No, how about six hundred dollars to build a chandelier. So we politely declined, and we'll be returning the chandelier and let you know that it is a scam. Now they claim the only the only way they can ship the chandelier is because it's made out of crystal, they can only ship it in pieces,
which is fine. Just let people know when they're buying it that you're going to get it and need to spend an additional amount of money to have the thing built. I get it. He wanted to make the sale. But what a bait and swift. Oh, we'll have to find a different chandelier that's already assembled. That's already assembled. So no crystal balls at least not seven million different crystal balls all put together there, at least not at our house.
All right, the the obstacle course, Yes, John, the obstacle course. Now this is another one of these stories. It's a life of Mallard. And we were greeted with a big surprise in addition to the crystal balls. Should I name should I know? Should I name the the company here? Should I name the company that? Yes? Of course, Yes, General Electric g E is the name of the company. So uh. We had purchased a dishwasher for the Mallard mansion and it took a while to get it shows
up at the house. UH, wife signed it, signed for it. Contractor said, we can't install it for a few days because they're on contractor time and so it's not ready to be put in. We can't put it in right now. So by the time the contractor opened the box for the dishwasher, much to their amazement, they discovered that somehow while it was being delivered, a passive dent was in the top of the dishwasher. It had been damaged in shipping. So we UH were like, whoa, what I mean this is?
I mean it was in the box and couldn't open the box because it was not ready to be put anyone open the box before anyway. So we called the place we got it from, a big box store owned by the owner of the Atlanta Falcons UH and told them the issue, and that began a wild goose chase. And the wild goose chase was everyone and their uncle passing the buck. Uh. They said, well, you've got to
call the delivery company. So called the delivery company. They of course covered there, took us and said it was not their problems since we only had forty eight hours to report an issue. The distre wasn't put in for like a week after it was delivered because it was not ready to be put in. They then said, we'll call General Electric, called ge back, big company, they'll take care of you. So we called the ge back and
they say, it's not our problem, not our problem. So it's a it's been a daunting task, tremendous customer service at all these companies. Unless there was not it is cover your ass, one on one. So what a scam? What a scam. So we now have a dishwasher that cannot be installed because the dent is so large that you can't put it in. It won't fit because it's a kind of a it's hard to describe here, but the top of it is dented in, which means the other parts of it pinning up and it won't work.
So if anybody wants a broken dishwasher which cost a couple of thousand bucks, you know, whatever it was, it was that much, but it was it was a fair amount of money. It can be hers if you want it is. It's it's a joke too, because these these companies, you know, it's like listen, do you deliver stuff and this you can't exactly go pick this thing up these days, everything's delivery, delivery, delivery, and then you funk up one of your guys fox up, and then you can't even
you know, take care of the prop. I'm kind of customers. I'll never buy another G product the rest of my life. They've done. They're dead to me. It's over. So congratulations, Yeah, congratulations. Did you elevate it to a supervisor or a manager? Oh? Yeah, he went through the whole chain of command, you know, everyone it passes the buck and they're like, okay, let me let me get my manager on. Then the managers like okay, let me let me go to this other person.
You know. They go through the whole thing and everyone no one collapse at the end. It doesn't have happending. So anyway, uh, what else do we have? And you gonna do a little scientifical should we get the heck out of here? What do you think? Guess what? I feel bad for you now? Generally feel bad. Let's not listen, it's only money. Who cares? You can't take it with you? Right? You can't have a sudden all of a sudden, you went from frugal Mallard to freewheel and delon Mallard like,
I don't listen, what am I gonna do? It's people are assholes. Companies are shitty. They don't have service, home depot in general electric in these companies. I mean, that's how they do business. You know, that's on them. You know, just remember that when you buy products in these places that they don't always take care of if something goes wrong. Hey, how in your is your kitchen done yet? No? It's
not done. We don't have an oven. We don't have a microwave, we don't have uh, we have a refrigerator, but it's like an old refrigerator. We don't have like my wife wanted all this stuff. It takes you know, several months, and I don't even want it's gonna be here. So do you guys have stove stove yet? No? I we don't have an oven. We don't have a stove. We don't have any of that. What about barbecue? Do
you have a barbecue? We have a barbecue. It's covered in dust, and it's the whole backyards covered in construction glass and dust. So that's good time, dude, good time. Fence is broken, the whole thing. It's a wonderful time. The good news is at least you're residing in southern California. I mean, if you were in the Midwest and this stuff was going down, it's a bad poposition with the weather changing from one way to the other. Too bad. Now's it's fall weather is actually nice. It's them when
you're getting a winner though, that's the problem came over. Yeah, that's that's the issue. Well, here's good news. We'll get to let's get scientific. A couple of stories caught my attention. Scientist scientists have used Japanese not weed whatever that is, to make night trade free bacon. So they've determined now that using this not weed, that they can make foods that have traditionally been bad process meats like bacon, and they can make it make it healthy or at least healthier.
Are they reduced in the lab, they were able to reduce the creation of compounds in the body that are linked to cancer. And so they claim to use this technology and fine tune it. And it's a plant. It's considered an invasive species in a lot of places, but it's native to Japan, and they have used it to form a healthier red meat. Yeah, it looks um, it almost looks like mint in some ways, the way that it's the way that it's uh shape, it's a fast
growing plant. Feared by homeowners, it says, feared by homeowners. But uh so, anything that can make processed meats healthier, I fully support. What else? See page down. Pretty Oh, here's a fun fact about human beings. They determined I don't know how they determined this, that prehistoric human beings made it with their cousins three percent of the time. Today it's ten. Yeah, today, that's a lot. Shout out to the shout out to the SEC fans out there. Wow,
shots fired here. Do you think anybody above the Mason Dixon line partakes in that activity? Oh? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess, like the I'm gonna guess the northeast. You mean the northeast? Yeah, what state? New Hampshire? You ver Vermont? Vermont? That Prince of Vermont? Now, where is West Virginia on that there? There are they below the Mason Dixon line? Are they above the Mason
Dixon above it? I believe aren't. Yeah, they're above Okay, So that's the cliche about West Virginia that they're on that list right when people make jokes they tossed West Virginia in that. Uh wait, no, Virginia is below it. Yeah, there you go. I thought they were. Yeah, it's like it. The Mason Dixon Line goes through Pennsylvania, Is that right? Yeah? Maryland, West Virginia. Techie man man alive. What a drive. It's a brands Land home. You can't tell that one goodbye.
But we can't say goodbye. We can't say goodbye, so we'll get out here. We got the mail bag on Sunday, Extra spicy hot mail bag, which we look forward to with bated breath, as we do every single week. The mall Or mail Bag, a staple of your football Sunday said anything to promote gas on anything you wanna to say, Hey, you check me out? No, I mean you can go to my Twitter handle and click the follow button if you'd like to do that to Ben, Although you've got
a bunch of what do you like fifty followers? You know, I gained a few, lose a few of kind of I've reached a malaise, the malaise, but I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. But yeah, there. I heard you earlier in the week talking about how you were at peace with Twitter because you're not on there as much as he used to be back in the day. Yeah, no, no, I realized that it's you know, two percent, it's that's hardly anybody that has no real meaning on my my life.
I don't spend a lot of time on there. I used to for the show I'm on there, but outside of that, I got my life to live. I'm not I'm not doing that. You can email the mail bag and you can you can take part in it. The mail bag email is Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com and again check that out Real fifth Hour at Gmail that come. Also the Facebook page Ben Maller Show, you can post questions usually Tuesdays now we've been doing it on Tuesdays, and you can be part of that.
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