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this podcast, we are gonna have prop you Up. We've got prop you Up and pop Quiz, a double double whammy. As we said, we'll joined from west of the four oh five. And I had to drag him by his hair to get him in here. David Gascon, he is the Districk attorney in Los Angeles, unless he's not man that would be fair. If you were to have a billboard with this said podcast, it would be kind of challenging because my my back is rather large, so my wings spanning is powerful, So I don't know if we

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David Letterman. He's alive. He's not doing the show anymore. But that's the fact when late night TV mattered before it sucks like it does now. But back when comedians were funny and just didn't deal jokes about Donald Trump. Back then, uh, they had you know, the big headline name of the show, and bam right after that with blank, I'm the blank, I'm the blank? Who Benny the Blank? Who was your favorite nighttime talk show host? I loved Letterman,

but my I remember watching car with my parents. We would, you know, I'd stay up. I was a night our as a kid, and I remember have some fond memories of that. Uh so Carson, but but I was more of a I love Letterman before he became popular, Like he was doing this like really late show on NBC, and they used to drop crap off buildings into stupid, stupid things that we're not normally seen it on television and those in those days, and uh, and I love them, and that's where I I became big fans of Penn

and Teller because they popped up on Letterman. I didn't know who the hell they were, but they were on there. There are a lot. Now, did you watch The Man Show when you were younger? Uh No, not not really. I I watched a little of it, but I kind of had a weird thing because I was I was at the time it was on. When did The Man Show? So? I think it started in the what was that the mid nineties or some little mid too late? Yeah, yeah.

See the problem I had was I was already working in radio, and Corolla was and Jimmy Kimbel working at k Rock. They were both on the k Rock payroll, so like they were like fellow radio guys. So I was like, I can't watch, I can't watch. You know, these guys are radio slubs. I mean, what's going on with that? But that's the goal, right, go from radio to TV. It is great though The Man Show. See how their lives turned out. You know, past Man Show.

You've got Adam Carolla, who's a conservative pundit right pretty much, and then you've got Jimmy Kimmel who's acan clutching liberal nut job. So it's an interesting, interesting juxtaposition how they ended up going and their friends. I assume they're still friends, right, And so they got a honest they morphed off from a show with women jumping around on trampolines in bikinis to now the the pearl clutching of yes of high mortal society. Here it's the stages of life and entertainment, right,

stages of life and entertainment. Anyway, So let's get to the prop you up. Now, this is a tradition. I used to do this on the radio, but we moved it over to the magical world of podcasting. And the Super Bowl is all about the props. It's all about the props, and they call them the ones that are good are the exotics, the exotic bets and for the Super Bowl. And there's a million different versions of this.

You can get them all over the place. I selected some that stood out to me, uh and uh, and I like, you know, the obviously I'm talking about on the radio here, so I like these, but the the super exotic bets for Super Bowl fifty five. Super Bowl fifty five, Now there's there's the traditional ones. What color liquid will be poured on the game winning coach after

the game. That's been around for forever, and usually it's it's either clear because it's like water, or it's a blue color that's you although blues like plus eight under orange is actually the face read it? Plus one fifty is that because that's the main color of the gatorade they use, And I'm not sure how I assume that's how that is? Red is second? Lime? Green? Yellow? What is your what is your favorite color of a sports

drink beverage? Uh? Man, I think it's mixed. Powerade is blue, Gatorade is red, So power raide in gatorade you would do? Uh yeah, yeah? Who will win? By the way, I'm going with clear on that? Just to be clear, I'm going with clear on that. You want in on that and you wanna, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go red, Okay, red plus one sixty five. I'm getting value on clear at plus six just ice water. I want just ice water poured on Andy Reid after the game. Who will

the Super Bowl? Fifty five? M v P mentioned first? This is another staple of the exotic bets for the Super Bowl. Uh The first answer is teammates. The second answer would be God, and then you've got family or family members like, um, you know, mom, dad, you know. The one of those deals city is also their coach owner. And then the other possibility, which is plus six hundred is the Super Bowl. M v P does not mentioned

any of the above. Is it possible to do a grab bass interview after a Super Bowl and not mentioned your teammates, god, family, the city, the coach, or the owner. I don't know that you can possibly do that, but if there is a way that is a possible, you can bet on it. I think. Okay, if you're looking at quarterbacks to be the Super Bowl m v P, I think Brady goes with Gazelle and his family first, or his mom and dad. You could do the mom and dad ever, but every time he does something in

post game, it's always with the family, all right. Uh, well, and somebody's gonna have to keep track of us. We will any player be ejected for throwing a punch or fighting? No, no, no, no, that's not not gonna would be fun if it did, be good talk, right, but and I don't see that happy. Well, here's the double doink exotic prop. Will either kicker, hit the upright or crossbar on a missed field goal or extra point. I think yes, I think Ryan suck Up has the potential to do that. Well, I'll have any

kicker has the potential. I'm gonna go no, though, I'm gonna go no because I don't think there'll be that many field goal attempts. I'd like to think there's not gonna be that many field goal attempts. Now the you know the point after the extra point at tip. Yeah, there's obviously gonna be some of those. But I'm gonna go no. Uh. Let's see what will happen first in the Super Bowl on a Sunday, A sack or a touchdown? Go sack? Yeah, I go sack on that. One touchdown

is actually a minus favorite. Wow, here's another weird one. How many times will the Chain Gang have to come out in the field for a measurement? What's the what's the over over under his one and a half? Oh um, I'm take the over on that. I'll take the over, but it's plus one thirty. All it has to happen is twice. Yeah, you know, could I play the first quarter? Could be a player? You know, they got the rest of the game to get one more. I'm gonna go under,

just a big you would you would go under? Will any touchdown be overturned by replay? Yes is plus one eight five. I will agree with you. This is a thing the NFL likes to do quite a bit. Uh. They seem to do this every other week. There's once So I'll take the chances on that. Will any player exit the game and not return to this Super Bowl because of a concussion? Yes is plus two seventy five. I like the value on yes. No is minus one minus four fifty. I'm gonna go yes on that too.

So much hype, so much adrenaline, any of the potential with big playmakers that are small like Antonio Brown, Tyreek Hill and even Kelsey like they take a shot, they're done. Well, here's one for you, guess n the prop the exotic prop for you will how will Sarah Thomas wear her hair? Ponytail or in the hat? About the acronym d G

a F Look that up. If you don't know what it is, that is uh, that is outstanding, that is uh how yeah, exactly, I don't know who kill ponytail ponytails of minus five hundred, you're better off bag plus three hundred because that's the in the hat in that but I think she the ponytail works because uh for for a lot of reasons. For let's just leave it a lot of reasons. I will uh see, will Tom Brady attempt to high five an official no? No, no?

What will Annie Reid's mask design be a and the options are here a Chief's branded logo, Well that's got to be the one single color no logo or Hawaiian theme Hawaiian themed plus seven? Then the exactly have If the Buccaneers win the coin toss, what will they do? Right? Uh? Meaning when they were defer receiving the same thing goes for the Chiefs on I think I think they both defer. Well, the Brady book was always with the patres with Belichick

was always to defer. You want the ball to start the second half, So I'll say, why not all of your Chiefs? It is tempting to just put my homes out there and run down the field and score touchdown and force put the pressure on Brady to keep up with Mahomes. In the track meat situation, what will the primary color of bruce Arians flat cap be? You got red, white, gray, black, I'd have to go back and look at what hass Hee's I guess the red is the favorite. I'll go white.

I'll go aren't the Bucks? Are they wearing white? I think they are right in the super Bowl? Go yeah, I was gonna say they're white or gray? Alright, some of the other they have the broadcast props. He's are the ones regarding the TV broadcast, which is on CBS. Right with Tony Romo and Jim Nance. How many times will Joe Biden be mentioned over under one? Over for sure? Because he's doing a halftime I think he's doing a halftime Q and yeah, oh well that's guaranteed coming up

at halftime, Joe Biden. We wake up the president for a halftime. Uh, sleepy Joe will be joining us from his bed. How many times will Roger Goodell be shown over under one and a half over? I think it's gonna be shown twice. They'll be shown once either prior to kickoffer or when the game first starts and then postcame go under, go under. How many times will Bill Belichick be mentioned over under one? I'll go over over

for sure. You gotta be over. There's a lot of angles to this with Belichick and if the game drags at some point, they gotta have filler. How many times will Gazelle Muncheon be shown? I'll go over over one and a half. That told us. I'm let's say under nah over over because if Brady plays well, boom highlight showed Giselle. After Brady throws touchdown, Brady throws interception, boom cut to Giselle. Right, it's obvious right there. It's it's a cookie cutter TV paint by numbers. Just show the

kids instead, it's better TV. What will we mentioned first? Tom Brady's tenth Super Bowl or Tom Brady's age ton super Bowl? That is the favorite at mius one ninety, but I'm gonna go age. I'm gonna say Tom Brady here at age forty three playing in his tenth Super Bowl. Boom done. See technically they threw the age out there before the number of Super Bowls? All right now? Uh. During the Biden Super Bowl interview, which he referenced what will be said first by President Biden? The Bucks or

Buccaneers or the Chiefs? Which team will be mentioned first? The Jets? The Jets is like an Eagles fan or something like that. I don't know a Delaware. I know you used to go the Phillies invited him and he used to play in media games at the at the stadium or no he not even mean it was the Capital game, but the Phillies sent him a uniform. That that's right, that's right. I'm just the Capital base. I'm not saying he's a band wagoner. So I'll think he

goes with Kansas City on this. Yeah, plus Brady connected to Trump, you know, so oh yeah, if he remembers. All right, let's see here, uh with Biden super Bowl interview. What will be mentioned first by Biden? You have pandemic, unity healing, and the long shot is in peach. Yeah, you gotta go pandemic. That's I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go unity. Please, Uh, pandemic. It's got to be pandemic. Be shocked if it's not pandemic, because the first question, how do you think the NFL did it going through

the pandemic season? Then he'll repeat it. Uh. The length of the Joe Biden interview over under it says two d and twenty nine and a half seconds. It's four minutes roughly. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna go I like that I like that they went all the way to you know, second by the second. Yeah, I'm gonna go under. I don't think he has that much gas. Uh. Well, you don't know how they taped it. You could have been taped over multiple periods of time. Yeah, I'm gonna go Uh,

I'll go over, I'll go over. Will John Gruden be shown a clip from Super Bowl thirty seven, the last time the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl. We're in the super Bowl. Yeah, I think that's reasonable. Yeah, it's been a long time since the Bucks were in the super Bowl last time. Blah blah blah, blah blah. Which coach will we mentioned first? After kickoff? This is also a staple, Andy Reid or Bruce Arians, even money on both man on to the same. Doesn't this really depend on who

gets the ball first? If the Chiefs get the ball, they cut to Andy Reid. If the Bucks get the ball, they cut the Bruce Arians. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Bruce Arians first. So you think the Bucks will get the ball first because I think they go with a pregame interview with him. Here's another which coach will have their nostrils scene first during the game, Bruce arians, Yeah,

he's a big nostril guy. Yeah, isn't that great in the in the mask the mask era, you you have to put a prop up on when we'll see someone's nose, When we'll see someone's nose. That's the world we're living in today. And I saw I saw a quote on the internet a couple of days ago, was like, I really want to go back to days where we could raw dog air raw dog air. You know, I just just not have to put a protective device on and

just eat that air up, just go for it. How many times will Tony Romo mentioned his kids slash children over under half his are like Brady's or somebody's and I think he's I'm gonna go over. I could see him, you know, at some point, you know, Jim, I was talking to my you know, so and so. I was taking care of my so and so, and I'm gonna go under. How many times will kindergarten be said over under a half, I'm gonna take over just because the

oddsre plus four, dred knows minus seven. How many times will Joe Biden tweet during the game I don't know, zero during the game, zero I seriously doubt he watches the game. When will Sarah Thomas be mentioned during the broadcast? First half? Yeah, I agree with you it first half minus five. I wonder how many times she'll be shown? How many times will home field advantage be be said by Jim Nance under over one? I'll take the under.

Jim Nance is pretty buttoned up. I don't see him wanting to say Queen Latif, even though she's old news at this point. But let's see here. What will we said first by Tony Romo and the options on this? You've got read penetration, blitz, a gap trick play read is plus one hundred, penetration plus two hundred. I'm gonna go penetration. Yeah, feeling you were going to go down that down that road. What will be said mentioned first?

Patrick Mahomes will be a father, daddy, he's having a kid, or Patrick Mahomes is engaged getting married, getting married, not go kid? Yeah, Patrick Mahomes a far other to be he's also getting married. Busy offseason coming up for Patrick Mahomes. Bull crap? Will baby goat be said in reference to Patrick Mahomes? Uh? No go? Knowing that don't see Nance saying that, Will Burger be said by Andy Reid, I'll

go yes. Will Lebron be said during the broadcast, I'm gonna go yes on that because Lebron will be tweeting during the game. I don't think the Lakers are playing during the game. I have to check on that. Um, but I'm gonna go yes. At plus three, Lebron will say something and then you will somehow get back to Romo or nance and they will they will say it. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go with that. You're gonna go knowing that. I mean, there's there's a bunch of

other prop beds. I mean some of the other just a few other ones because we we don't have a ton of time here and we have to get to pop Quiz. You had crossover props like which will be higher Travis Kelsey receptions or the Kentucky Derby winning horse number, Like that's a fun one. Um another one, what will be higher Travis Kelsey receiving yards or the highest round

score at the Masters? Mhm, does Kelsey? If Kelsey gets like a hundred and fifty yards, you'd say there's no way that someone's gonna go higher than that a professional golfer at the Masters. Yeah, those are intrigue. I don't know much about the horse number thing at the I know they're they're usually low numbers and all that. So I guess Chelsea is good for eight about eight receptions a game, So you're getting anything below anything above eight, right,

which will we hire you? So I guess below you've got more value on that if the numbers are all low. Yeah, I alst's say a middle here for Kelsey. I think it gets anywhere from eighty to twenty yards in the game. Let's hear what will be higher? This is almost an outdated prop right now. What will be hired? Tom Brady passing yards? Or the Game's stop closing price on February five?

Oh boy, well the game stop things gone way down? Yeah, yeah, I mean you if it's not there's a problem, right, Like it's as we are schmoozing away here in the Magic podcast box, the price of game stop stock is around fifty dollars. So it was a couple of days ago, was it four hundred dollars? And so it's gone down to fifty? Help you did you get out of that? By the way, But in that you were not involved. I thought you were in on that. You're not on the the Wall Street Bets page on Reddit, and okay,

all right, anyway, all right, so that's the problem. We've got some time for pop quiz. We've got a few pop quiz questions here, which is very exciting, very very exciting. So these are things I found around the internet, and guest gons gonna play along. You can attempt to answer as you listen, and we'll see how you do. All right. Uh, let's see here, page down, page down. Twenty years ago, we did this almost half a dozen times a day. Now it's about twice a day on average. What is

it make a phone call? That is absolutely right? Twenty years ago six phone calls a day? All right? About two thirds of us admit that we would be able to do this, uh simple repair. We would not be able to. We should be able to do the simple repair, but we don't know how to do it with our car change a flat tire? No, actually, will I replaced the windshill? Well, all you people are fucking terrible. I calm down, Chemosabi, calm down. About what in six people

will call this person today? And I've called this person not today, but I have called this person quite a bit. One SI do do do do pharmacy? Due pharmacyts do? So you think that one in six people are on pharmaceuticals and need to call the pharmacy of people today will call themselves to try to find their phone. I don't know where my phone is. Let me try to locate I've done it. Everyone's done it. I don't know anyone. My wife does it three times a day. Everyone does it.

I don't do it. That's bull crap. You do do it? You you're you're getting old. You're an old man. You're older than me. You forget your phone. About thirty of American households have this in the freezer. What is it? Um? Three out of ten? Uhla, I'm gonna say a water bottle. Water bottle, all right? That is incorrect. Ice cube tray. Oh yeah, I have that, the ice cube, ice cube tray. The I'm the ice guy, ice ice baby, all right. On average, On average, we spend just over forty minutes

a day doing this. What is it? I do not, by the way, I am not in the I do not spend forty minutes a day doing going to the bathroom the bad when you get hemorrhoids. If you spent forty minutes going to the bathroom a day depends on what you eat, Yeah, you might as well. Just where depends if you spend forty minutes a day going there. No, the the answer is you actually gave the answer without

realizing you're giving the answer. Eating forty minutes a day eating one of the great things about the inter minute fasting lifestyles. I do not spend forty minutes a day eating. You know, I spend a lot of times drink of water, But I don't spend forty minutes a day eating. Doesn't happen. A new survey claims ninety six of people by at least one of these every month, slight increase from nearly a decade ago. What are these people buying? Ship? Um?

They're buying ship it? No, they're not buying ship um d D dude, toy paper. No pizza, Oh pizza. Good for a pizza once a month. I like to make my pies, you know, the Mallard pizza, the homemade Mallard pizzas A mazy pizza. Yeah, pizzas good. In over six thousand newborn babies had this in common COVID No born in a car? Oh, born in a car? Born in a car? Even people, you know, I can't make it in time. You know, kid wants to come out early. You know, Mom's in the back seat or whatever, the

front seat doesn't matter. I can't make it to the hospital. Pop goes the baby. How many of those were made in the car? I'm gonna go over six thousand. I'm gonna go over six thousand on that, all right? According to Bride's this is the worst place to propose. According to the worst place Sporting event. That is absolutely right.

Sporting event is the worst place to propose. Did you see that graphic that Sports Plus sent out this week One of our guys, Mallar Militia guy, that he had the list of how much teams in baseball charge to have a proposal. It was crazy. It was absolutely insane. I was like, you gotta you gotta be kidding me here,

Like it's it's craziness, man. It's like you know some teams that it's like, you know, fifty bucks whatever propose and then you have to do they give you the ring, same same organization that charges you like two or for a stupid cut out cardboard look of your well, that is I have the list and I have listened from you. Oh no, it's the podre on the Pirates. Pirates thirty nine bucks to propose if you want to get a proposal of the Pirates game that you could do that

with a great background too though. You know you could do is you could go for um, you could do the Pirates, Braves, Rockies, and Red's for under two they're all the Reds, Rockies and Braves are fifty bucks. Pirates are thirty nine bucks bucks. And then you have the Dodgers.

How do they sleep at night? It's embarrassing. That's great. See, when I was growing up, as always Dodges the brag the O'Malley family would brag about how their tickets were cheap and that, you know, everything was cheap, and you know it was a great family value. They can't do that anymore. That the ownership over the years has changed quite a bit. They are they are right in your

wheelhouse financially, my good. All right. A new report says you'd find one of these products in more than half of American homes in the nineteen eighties, but now they're extremely rare. What are they a broom? Not something in the kitchen. Something in the kitchen, in the kitchen in can't be a blender? How about a cutting board? Uh? No? Air popcorn maker? Oh man, I was a long time Yeah, well because microwa. Yeah, they don't need it. There's no need to all right. I think that's is that good?

I think that's that's good. All right, thank you all for listening. We appreciate We're gonna have an air mail bag tomorrow. Mail bag tomorrow. We'll try to go rapid fire on that. Have a wonderful rest of your Saturday, enjoy the day, and then Super Bowl Sunday right around the corner. We'll talk to you. Then. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific