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The more stars, the merrier I did see. We got a few more reviews, a few more that came in, which is which is good. We we brought this up last week again, joined by for better or Worse, the man known as Gagon in the hallways. He does not know how to park, but he apparently knows how to talk. David Gascon is right there very so often. Yes, Now the reviews are in, the talies are up. So we had a over under of seven on on critical feedback onto Apple iTunes. So what the tally? Right now? What

do we got? What's the what were we at well last week where we had two reviews or two two two oh two? Yeah, hold on, let me check. Oh, I think we're all. I think we pushed. It looks like we got seven. Uh, we only got seven. That's good. Yeah, right on the money. Let's see what some of the newest ones are and we'll read these stubble Smeg, I don't think that's the real name. I love Big Ben, makes me laugh, makes me think, makes me relax and have a little fun. I'm in Flyover Country and not

into local soil Cow sports scene. But as humor resonates with me, do we do a local southern California sports show? Guest conner, I thought this is a national a well to be fair, unless like the Dodgers are collapsing in the game sevenal World Series, or like the Clippers are in the play. Yeah, but I like, I don't like obsessed with that stuff. I mean, I try not to. Maybe I remember I do too much. Let me know. I mean I I talked about a lot of ship.

I don't really particularly have a passionate. Well it's not I don't have a passion about it, but it's not. It's not the very top of my my watch list,

you know what I'm saying. Yeah. And the other thing, too, is like some of the elements that we have talked about, or at least you have on your show, like they're pretty fucking polarizing, like the Dodgers losing back to back world series with the Houston Nastros coming into play, um, the Rams collapsing in the Super Bowl and then just throwing up a goose egg the following season and not using Todd like those are things load management with Kwaide

Leonard like those are things that really jumped out on a national platform. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely more reviews. Danny in the o C he listened to the podcast with Hacks. I say his memories of Hacks are good to hear Hacks on with the Nocturnal Colonel. Thank you for that. Uh, let's see her Continental and Escalades. I'm sure that's his real name. Also right, and says Ben Mallor the only podcast that made me download the I Heart Radio app and listen to all my podcasts and

I heart radio. Do you hear that? I heart Radio management I have we have the great Continentals and Escalades, super fan of the show. There you go. All right, those are some of them. This yeah, I think we's said we were two oh two. You said we're two oh nine. So if we get seven a week and we beg every week for customer reviews, we will eventually get to like a thousand by the time we're eighty, right. Does that Does that mean we can monetize after that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, exactly,

keep it, keep you on. This is how funked up the podcast world is, Like, I'll let you in behind the curtain a little bit, Like that's one of the things they look at. They look at customer reviews. It's like one of the criteria on how to make money. We're not making any money on this, but how to make money on a podcast. The people that I heart are like, well, what are the views and what do

people saying and uh and those kind of things. So it's it's it's interesting, I said, I interested in how they you know, they make the hot dogs and all that. It's it's an interesting thing. So coming up on today's podcast, we have study and survey this tribute to Penn and Teller real bullshit. We've got pop quiz and I think that's it. I think we have enough with that for this podcast. I think that will provide us enough compelling

content for this podcast. Is that correct? I think we're right? Yeah, alright, So it's a it's a Saturday, here we go. Let's get to study this. These your actual studies by actual universities and people in the scientifical world, these typical world. All right, so let's see what do we have here. We'll start out with this word a new discovery, new discovery gascon This is very exciting of the skinny gene.

That what the hell skinny? Uh? The so called skinny gene researchers have an answers do I So many people con seemingly eat whatever the funk they want at the buffet and not they don't get any weight. They don't get any weight. Um, go out, eat ice cream at two in the morning, eat a pound of candy bars, a whole box of Hershey bars. You're you're not getting

any weight. Well, they figured out why scientists scientists from Austria, Canada and Estonia, all working together, say that lower or deficient levels of the gene an a plastic limbhoma Canassi. I like how I said that with a question mark a LK are significantly linked to skinniness and bodily resistance to weight gain. Most research projects focusing on weight loss and gain. Search of genes has caused that they try

to figure out what causes the bacity. The study is novel though, due the fact that it focuses specifically on a gene that is related to thinness. Now you talk about genetic modification of you know, designer babies, would you put that in like would you want to have I would love to have had that life and have a big hearty appetite and not gain any weight and not

have to worry about that. Part of me says yes, but the other part says no, because like what if what if you have a young boy and you want him to grow up and be like a football player. You know you're a big guy, so what why don't you want to have Why don't you want him to have your genes and possibly be like a left tackle or a right tackle and b six ft four, and I don't like the old kids. As long as they're healthy. You know, you want him healthy and able to live,

to live a good life, right. Like, I got a buddy of mine who's like, I'm sure my kid if I you know, if I had a kid, it would not be an athletic chip. I got a buddy of mine who who I grew up with. He's six ft six and he he always said from the day that we met, he's looking for D one. And I'm like, what the funk is D one? He says, I'm looking for a D one. I'm like, what is a D one? He's like, I need to find a woman who's like that. Like that's like the var Ball did that, didn't leave

Ball do that? Yeah, Like he was looking for a woman that had like great genetics, good height, good skin, like whatever it may be, it didn't matter if she was like nice, just as long as she had the other elements, so he could possibly have a kid that would be a D one athlete. One day and sure ship, that motherfucker had two kids. One of them came out

a monster. It was like ten ounds three ounces, and that thee was just underneath that but these kids who are like huge, like baby man child's and they're well on their way. They're gonna be just like his dad. So if I had a kid, I could see my kid growing up to be like a Paul mckennski type center in the NBA old school. NBA said, look him up. Yeah, better that or Bryan Reeves Big Country, Big Country. H

Mckski actually had a career with Big Country ex flamed out. No, No, Big Country, Big Country was Bakensky was ugly looking, pasty white guy with bad hair who I remember watching. I went to a Bucks game against the Clippers and mckski was playing for the Bucks and I was like, what

the fund is that guy's an NBA player. Jesus christ Um. Anyway, uh so this is some people are saying this is junk science, this report about the skinny jean, But it compared forty seven thousand people, and uh it's it's that does not seem like a statistical fluke. That is a large sample size. Yeah so anyway, that's who knows what. All the fat people have the same thought. Boy, I'd

love to have that life. See I'm I'm I'm a bigger guyle is like actually thinking you were saying skinny jeans like material like the people were like, yeah, fat people should not wear skinny jeans. I don't thin skinny people should wear skinny jeans. But that's just how I that's how I operate my life. Yes, I'm fully to agree with Yes, alright, moving on on study this, how did law become part of human civilization? There's a new

study out that shows about that. Uh talks about that, and the researchers have posted online that they go back to ancient societies and they believe a study of research at the University of Central Florida and University of Montreal found that several ancient societies had remarkably similar legal codes despite being thousands of miles and years apart, indicating they believe that law and order made be an instinct of sorts, of all sorts of human beings. Well, you wouldn't know

it this week, guess. But Uh, that is interesting that back before global travel and and plus there's is different time periods and whatnot. Um, that is it's a fascinating dynamic. Now, is it possible? I guess it's not really possibly. They looked at let's see, they looked at laws that are over three thousand, eight hundred years old and laws that are fourteen hundred years old Chinese laws, and then they looked at the criminal Code of Pennsylvania and they were similar.

So I wonder if we could bring anything back from back in the day, Like I wouldn't want to recommend public stoning, but uh, I would love to what would you like guess and what kind of corporal punishment would you like to know? To open up Quantanamo Bay again? That was a few years Nothing wrong with that, um, but you know, we we publicly shame people on Twitter and nowadays, what's wrong with having these people shamed up

and down the street. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Well, it's the mob, the angry mob. You see the way this works. And I don't know who has the bugle, but somebody has the bugle and they blow into the bugle and the cavalry comes into attack, and that's very effective. The attack poodles. The poodles come in and start attacking you bots bringing the box. Well,

typically when you have those accounts set up. There's always the notifications that set off somebody right away so that they immediately respond, like in the in the blink of an eye, it doesn't matter who it is. Like you get listeners that respond as soon as you tweet something out within seconds. I got the notifications set so ben tweets boom instant response like they do it across the board, doesn't matter the celebrity. Alright. Another study out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

here we go. Scientists have been able to grow many human liver from stem cells and successfully transplant them into rest And this is great news. Um, some of you know, my mom died years ago from cancer. She had breast cancer. But she beat that a couple of she had to. She actually had cancer three times. She had beaten. The fourth time knocked her out. But um, she she had breast cancer and then she was like almost five years. You know the cancer game. If you make it five years,

you're you're in really you're in good shape. They consider you mostly cancer free at that point. Right, she was like a four years and like ten months and the cancer came back, but it spread to her liver. And you're really fucked when you get liver cancer, right, and you're just and so if they're able to figure out how to a grow livers some way and and then successfully get that into the human body, my god, would that be awesome? That would be an amazing thing. Be awesome.

This kind of goes back to our conversation last week about Elon Musk and neuralink, like having a ship placed in your mind if it can help cure Alzheimer's or dementia. Sure, yeah, it's again. It's it's one of those things where you don't really give a funk about liver transplants unless you have liver carer. All of a sudden this becomes a very important issue, you know. It's like, suddenly this becomes

the other one. Oh, our boss Andrew Ashwood who died of pancreatic cancer, he had that for for a while, our old boss of Fox. Um, if they could that's a really tough one, the pancreatic cancer. That's there's really just nothing they can do depend if they don't get it early, and they don't usually get it early. So they got to figure out something with that. That's also on the on the list, all right. This kind of relates to pop quiz, but it's not a blank device.

Um may soon be commonplace in America that it involves the coronavirus pandemic, but it might become a regular device that we all have day to day life in America. Thermometer, no, a handheld uval fight that kills COVID nineteen. About that phone, keys, wallet, all of that. Bringing the ultra violet device just in case you want to have another thing to put in

your in your pocket and all that. But new researchers say that portable handheld ultra violet light devices capable of killing the COVID nineteen coronavirus from muhan Hina maybe a reality in the future. These gadgets may as a weasel work, but these gadgets would emit high intensity ultra violet light and quickly disinfect targeted areas. So here's what you gotta do, Guest.

First of all, you got to investigate this. Secondly, you've got to find out which companies are gonna make this and invest in these things, because the people that are germophobes, even when this is over, the people that germophobes are still gonna buy this. The hypochondria acts are gonna buy this.

This is gonna be a big market. There's a lot of market for the device that that they can market it will kill the coronavirus, of course they they the way they would market the final thing here, the way they would market it is nine chance it will kill the coronavirus, right, because I can't say because in case it doesn't actually work, right of course. And it's it's funny you said that, Like we talked about this on a previous episode, like investment wise, besides the airline industry,

is it's exactly what I've been looking at tech and pharmaceuticals. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's it's really scatter shot though the farm the pharmaceutical companies because they've all got stuff in development, most of them. But what actually, who's the one you got? Can you bet on the one that will find the cure for cancer that will then become Amazon? You know what I'm saying? Can you figure that one out? That's always the problem or Amazon actually buys them out right? Exactly?

There you go? All right? More studies here eight seven eight seven percent of people say that they've had usual dreams since the apocalypse started. That includes twenty who have had an unexpected dream about their ex but that you know, the old flame popping up back in your head while you're sleeping. Now, I've always been of the belief guest gut and my wife agrees with this that whatever you were doing in the hours a couple of hours before you went to sleep, you're watching TV or listen to

a radio show. I get emails from people about this. But whatever you're doing, uh, you will have some dream will be loosely related to that. If you are a dreamer, I'm not. I usually don't sleep deep enough unless I get drugged with my Kirkland brand sleep aid um to dream. When I take the Kirkland Brand sleep Aid, I do get into a deep enough state of sleep where I

I'm able to dream. But it is true like if you if you're watching the rioting and the looting and the pillaging of cities on news on the news before you go to bed, chances are you gonna have some kind of dream related to fire or crime or something like that. Man, I tend to agree with you on that. On the other side, though, I've had some random dreams

about x is or just women I've dated in the past. Now, are you making whoopie in this Were you going hubba hubba with the or you were just hanging out with him or whatever? Yeah, Like I had a dream about an X Like I remember this distinctly where it was during this like a pandemic chaos, and then all of a sudden, I went from one room to another room,

almost like a slide show. I went from one room to the other, soone from chaos to a beach, and I remember she was just laying out sunbathing on a reclining chair and she says, fuck you found me, And then I woke up. I remember that ship like it was yesterday, and I was like, what, why the funk am I dreaming about you? And too, why the funk am I dreaming about you? They're like, and then just

cussing me out in the dream. I just I don't know what it meant, but why she's an ex, I believe right, YEA, Generally we don't like to hang out with people that curse us out. That usually doesn't go well for the long term relationship, you know. Not that not that I'm a relationship expertly or like Dr Drew or anything like that. All my relationships had been long term. My shortest relationship was like three years. Oh my god, this is I never had long term relationship with really.

Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern pm Pacific, oh before my wife. Yeah, I I never. I mean it was all like a few months at the most. It was terrible because well, I was so fat, women wouldn't getting near me. I was for many years, so that was my first problem. And maybe occasionally I would have a hook up here and there, but it was very rare.

And then and then later on when I did go out and date, it was it was like, you're such a great guy, and I like you a lot, but you know, work every Friday and Saturday night and we can't go out and I like to get dressed up and go out in the weekend, so fuck you. It was that kind of thing. And so, you know, once you get in this business and you get those bad hours, you stop getting invited to parties, you stopped getting you know,

that kind of thing. So and then, but yeah, I've never I've never really had long term relationships with anybody as far as women are continuing. Dudes, I've known, but that didn't sleep with. So I don't think it counts you. I can't prove it, but maybe al right, a thirst for knowledge, thirst for knowledge. New study were doing study, this survey, this tribute to Pennant Teller's bullshit, that old

show back on showtime back in the day. All right, So Vanderbilt University New researchers study concludes that children prefer story books containing information explaining how and why the world works the way it does. The authors believe their work will help parents and teachers alike pick out reading materials that children will be more willing to embrace. Yeah, why do you think the news media's so powerful right now?

It's because they've infiltrated social media and then they disperse that ship out to the young masses and they're just fucking sheep. Well, yeah, we we talked about this in the previous episode of the Fifth Hour podcast. I forget which one. I think it was here. I don't think it was on the radio. That and this was a study people learn from stories, Yes, that we are all wired to learn from stories. Like if you give someone just facts and not a story, they will not retain that,

that will not resonate with people. Um, We're all wired. It's just genetics. We're all wired and the same way we want to hear the story, whatever that is. You learn religion from the stories of the Bible, right, That's how you learn religion from the stories in the Bible. You you learn any medium from from stories. But one of the reasons people like certain radio shows because they tell stories. That's it, you know, the little stories that

people love. Here is that I standing exact because when I was a kid, my mom used to read to me, and I I freaking love and I thought that was the greatest thing in the world. You know, you lay in bed, your jabaz on, you got your your Superman, Teddy Bear or whatever, and you just your mom reading. It's awesome. Yeah so, And I think as you grow up you like people to be like it flashes back to your younger days. You're like, oh, somebody's reading him.

It's like, um, I'm like a kid again. But you think about it, you could do it in a simplistic form like here in Los Angeles. The difference between Vince Skill and every other Dodgers broadcaster we've ever had is what like his ability to to tell a story and not just be a stat driven play by play broadcaster. Everybody else was like that. Vinn was not. And he was also intelligent. He was educated, and he had a great grasp of of not a U S history, but

human history. And he made everything into a conversation or welcome me in, and it was relatable. Like that was the biggest thing. That's why we loved him so much. He was like a friend talking to you. Yeah. And um. One of the things I've tried to add to my rep ti here is I do try with these dopey monologues that I do every night, I do try to mix in like odd references because I like these odd factoids and stuff, and I like to like throw them in the middle of a boring monologue about the Portland

Trailblazers something, you know. I just try to spice them up a little bit, Kay and pepper on top there. Yeah, it's a little annoying. And I don't even know if anybody likes them, because I I enjoy them. I because it's a way for me to justify looking up stupid facts about life. I well, certain times, like if you use a word, I get a little fucking annoyed. Not why why would you get annoyed. I love words. All I have is words I learned from Brian Wheeler, the

old voice of the Trailblazers. You got announce you you gotta because for me, I didn't read a lot as a kid, and so it's annoying for me now because there are people like like like Bob Costas. People either love him or hate him, but I think he has a great grasp of the English language. And all our friends that are good with language, good with words, good with language and having a good range. And I'm not one of those guys. So like I words, you say,

I'm like Google, look at uh you know. I I am, as you know, not the most book educated person in the world. I did not graduate from college. I went to Saddleback College and I barely made it out of high school. I was not a great student in high school. But I feel like I've gotten more of an I'm like self educated because of the Internet. Um, thank god

for the Internet. And I love learning new words. And I'm always like if i i'll hear somebody, I'll be watching something on YouTube and I'll hear some word that I've never heard before, and I'll be like, what the fund is that I gotta use that word. I gotta add that to my lexicon. I gotta, I gotta write that down. And uh, I love I love fun words. See because really, the way I determined this years ago, roughly nine of the time I am saying the same ship.

Colin Cowherd is the same ship, Jason Smith, Clay Travis, Rob Parker, We're all saying the same ship through the course of the day. So you gotta stand out a little. You gotta find a way to make it sound different, using the same getting to the same point, but through different means, like you know, saying skullduggery or horn swoggle as opposed to some generic words that you could also say that would mean the same thing. Right, you said that person there was a scam involved. No, that person

got horn swoggled. That's a much That's a much more enjoyable word to say, right, I think for me, maybe people don't agree with that, but I think those are more fun. Farcical. Scrupulous, Yes, a scrupulous is another one that's pretty good. Do you ever use zeitgeist? I have not really used zeitgeist regularly. I don't know that I've ever used it. I try to work in as a tribute to my my grandfather. When I was a kid and when we would be hanging out my mom's dad,

he too, he wanted to curse. He would curse in Yiddish at the table. So I learned a lot of the bad words, but I, you know, like one of them I used because he would he would yell at these kids because we would take a long time to get ready to go to like he liked to go to Burger King and Pizza Hut when we were you kidding, but he would say stop crutching. Ois is what he would say, which is uh, which is Yiddish for you know,

going very slow and uh. You know, you'd call you a schmendrick, which is a you know, fool or you know all that's so I try to work those in. But and then I'm also I didn't really know a lot of Latin. But then there's like I didn't realize there's so much Latin that is just in day to day life, like certain terms. Impromptu is a Latin word intro a Latin word quid pro quo, which is a fun phrase to say. Mia Colpa will use that in the previous podcast pro bono. The vice versa is Latin.

Ad hawk is also Latin. Alibi. Alibi is probably the most is that the most used Latin word? Alibi? That person has an alibi? Yeah, it could be bona fide. Yeah, there's a good what's that anti stent? Is that Latin? But we have yeah, I mean you you mentioned it. It all goes back to, you know, the Latin origins and a prefix for something, suffix for another. Like there's yeah, pretty much all of our language, the the American dialect is just stealing ship from other people and turning into

our own. And that's pretty much how we do it. Yeah, I appreciate it's a it's a what's the phrase here? It's a it's a tapestry or now, what's the word I'm looking for here? Mosaic? Maybe that's not the right word. About fruit salad? How about salad? Fruits? But everything's intertwined, right, It's like a a canvas. Everything's crisscrossed together, and we've incorporated these other things. It's like California and New York. We are fucking melting pots, right, We're just this giant

mixture of people, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Guy. Yeah, I mean different cultures, different brands, different ideas, like we're just this giant melting pot. Be sure to catch live edition. So the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Yep, we are one more study here and then we'll get to pop quiz. My favorite part is pop quizz. I love the pop quizz. I love quizzing guest on quizzing you all right, So I knew

study from researchers at Harvard University Harvard. Yard's been Harvard several times. You've been Harvard, You've been Harvard. I've walked by it. Yes. When I went to school at Northeastern, I I did the whole tour. I went Harvard. I went Northeastern obviously than Boston College and be you. I I mean, I fucking love Boston as it is, but to watch, I mean, you've got finily there obviously we're Boston or baseball guys. And then the TV Garden it's

your Boston. Well, I'm right there, man. I love the vibe. It's such a sports crazy town too, and it's just like the whole I'm all about that action in Boston for sure. I've been. I've been lucky to do some stuff there on the radio locally a couple of years back. All Right, So, a new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk. You might see this seeing this the other day. Guess we haven't talked about it, Uh, the risk of transmitting the coronavirus

from one part in to the other. And the researchers at Harvard recommend, apparently with a straight face, that, among other practices, couples should be wearing a mask while stooping. I saw that. How is that supposed to work? And I've seen I guess there's some cottage porn out there that people are wearing masks, But how how is this

actually supposed to work? Guess got in the real world, like, uh, you know you you make the signs, your your head over heels and love, you're gonna you're gonna go do the dirty and then hold on, let me make sure my mask is on. You know, I gotta well, people wear masks like the S and M stuff, right, Like, yeah, you do that all the time. I know, if you know something different, different way to get off. But that

tantalizing kind of in. This is perfect for role play though, right, you got a husband, I have boyfriend, girl friend, once a doctor, once a nurse. There you go, put again Cassanova with a mask. There you go. You can buy some scrubs that have the COVID nineteen masks and then that's how you're undressing it. After it boom, you're on your way. All right, time it out for pop quiz. These are actual quiz questions that we discovered this week

and we compiled and here they are. All right, forty percent of people admit they have secretly done this at work when no one was looking. What is it? Look up porn? I'll bet you it's more that looked up porn at work. The answer is adjust the thermostat Oh, I think that'd be higher than that. I agree. We admitted to it, so you know that's more. And I used to do this all the time. I believed in

the old David Letterman philosophy of broadcasting. I wanted to be living in an ice box when I was doing radio. And a couple of years ago there was is one of our our talk shows. I remember exactly when it happened. We had a guy that used to play college basketball

at Penn State and played with the Lakers. I forget the guy's name, but he was a little late getting out of the studio and I was the next show coming in, and there was a collision and the box in the main studio that controls the temperature the thermostat came tumbling down. It fell off the wall, and they replaced it with a thermostat that you cannot adjust. And I'm still fucking pissed about that because I I no longer when I go into the studio, I'm able to

turn the temperature down, and it still bothers me. I used to love going in there and turning it down. I was like my way of getting a couple of extra bucks out of the company the electric bill. Would you ever set the microphone volume up sky high so when the other person came in and they're just blaster ear drums? Well, I didn't have to do that because I just left mine. Mine is turned all the way up there, So why that would just be the way that would work? So hearing is not not not great

over here. A new survey says ninety two percent of children eat this, but only nine percent of adults enjoy this, Um about this is it? Jillo? Do do do? Do? Do? This involves cold weather? How about that involves cold weather? Kids eat this? But only nine of adults. I was gonna say, if they eat it wouldn't be hot chocolate. Um cold weather? Um got nothing? No? All right, snow? Have you ever eaten snow? No? You have not? No, come on no. One of my favorite memories in life

I was as in New York few years back. My my nieces bought mitzvah and it was snowing in Manhattan and got into a snowball fight in man That was awesome. Very few people out, piles of snow on the cars that were parked on the side streets, and the mail boxes and all this stuff, and we were just picking the snow up and just it was felt like I was in a movie. It was great. And I did eat some snow that day. I did. I ate snow, not the yellow snow. I eat just regular snow. Yeah,

I did as a kid eats. Sorry, doc, I did not eat snow yellow snow. Snow cones were always good, though, like when they put the syrup in there, like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, those are pretty tasty. Book on snow cones like yellow snow. Yeah, next time Doc calls up, I'm gonna have to bring up the fact. Hey, Doc, you know you should the way to get people to drink urine is you should get you should sell it as like the ice, the ice,

what do they call those things? The It would be like a fucking mohito man, like you what youre this? I don't know? You can hit That's the book of urine right there. It sounds like a zipper. It's a book that Doc sent me. There yourself and to health or whatever was that. I saw your picture of it on social media. I can't I can't believe he sent that to you. I can't think that's even true. But you want to there's a bunch of other stuff I

didn't tweet out. Let's see you here. I mean, the fact that Fats let himself on fire after drinking his own piss is pretty phenomenal. But then you have Doc Mike send you a book. Yeah, he sent me a bunch of other pamphlets of weird ship. Then oh, here's here's here he sent me. This is great. Doc sent me a copy of him being Remember he got it. He went to jail for a while because he caught practicing medicine. He sent me the conditions of his probation release when he got out of jail, and it's got

third he sent me a copy. This is unbelievable. He wrote two years at the top. This goes back to August of August of so that's when he was banned from calling the show. And it's got a list of things he cannot do on probation and number six on the list the defendant shell and no way associate in any business internet site, radio, or media outlet, publication, or any other vehicle which holds out to the public any service which is related any way to health or medical

advice or treatment. And Uh. Of course he got in trouble partly from our show and others because he was calling up and claiming he was a doctor and UH didn't go to medical schools. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio dot com and within the I Heart Radio app search f s R to listen live. Al Right, pop quiz continues twenty of adults

admitting they cannot do this simple task. What is it? Guess? Uh? No, no, it is name all of the planets in our Solar system. We contain the name planets too, which is nice. Did you watch SpaceX last week when they launched. I slip right through that. I did. I sleep on on the weekends, but I did. I did watch some videos on YouTube after the fact. And I have signed up, as I

said a while back, because of my pops. You can sign up on a website and they will send you a text message when the International Space Station is flying over your part of the world. And it's pretty cool. Now, sometimes it's only flying over for one minute. I'm gonna tell you right now. Life tip. Okay, if you sign up for this thing, to go out and look at the International Space Station. If it's only flying over for one minute, don't waste your time. Sometimes it flies over

for like five, six, seven minutes. Because I've determined it takes about three minutes to figure out where of the funk the thing is in the sky, so right or there, you you gotta eliminate three minutes. So anything above like five minutes, you're good because at least you get a couple of good minutes. Check them out. But I love that, And can you name all the planets in the Solar System. Guess can you? Yeah, do you have enough time? Um? Hold on? But I think the really hold on. I

think the way real quick. The real advantage too, is if you're like in the desert like Arizona, or even like Palm Desert, but like Arizona, like Phoenix or whatever, and it's at nighttime, then you really got a great chance of seeing the if if it's as powerful as as it is, because they have they have some lights on there that looked pretty much like a moving star. Correct with that the International Space Station? Yeah, I mean, yeah,

it's pretty cool. And I you know, I was in Orange County the last time I saw it, which is a very red you know, big lights, you know, light poison and all that. I saw it perfectly. I mean it was I make it out. I didn't have you know, I used we did have binoculars, but it wasn't like they weren't like the expensive Benois. What time of day was it? Was it like middle of the day or afternoon or nighttime or something? Well, no, it flies over

either in the morning, usually at night. This was it like eight eight o'clock at night, So it was eight or eight eight thirty something like that. A new services of parents have tried to bribe their child to get them to stop doing this. What is it? Mm hmmm uh picking their nose? Um, No, throwing a tantrum, having a hissy fit, having a conniption fit. Right. I used to have a bad habit as a kid throwing rocks. Oh really, you're a hoodlum. Yeah. I used to throw

rocks all the time. My backyard was just filled with rocks before you put grass in it. Were you breaking windows? And I used to I was an asshole I had I had a pretty good arms. I knew that I had a pretty good arms that it. So instead of throwing rocks at things, I would throw rocks sky high into the air into other backyards and uh yeah, the harder they come down on somebody. Man, it's just I go running and hiding. But I used to get my ass beat and well deserved us. My ass kicked for

throwing rocks. Did you did your old man ever beat you up for your parking skills when he was teaching how to park? No? No, but see he did confess to me. Um at one time, he says, you gotta you drive like I used to drive. You know. Oh, it's genetic. It's genetic, which is funny because I don't even remember how he used to drive. Remember how my mom used to drive, but not him. So it's kind of weird, but alright, pop quiz here we go continues. In Sweden, they like to put pineapple and peanuts on

this classic food dish. Pizza is correct? Pineapple and peanuts is a Swedish Oh no, no, actually no, and pizza. Excuse me? I thought I thought that would be pizza. I screwed up. Tacos. Oh man, tacos. They put pineapple and peanuts on tacos. Have you ever had Have you had tacos with mango? I'm not No, it's pretty good? Is it good? Yeah? I love tacos, can't go wrong with them. I like the green goat tacos though. I

like the crunchy tacos. I like them. Told by my friends who are authentic that that's not the real taco. I like street tacos. Yeah, well, I like street pretzels, That's what I like. A new survey found that seven out of ten Americans are worried that they'll never be financially independent. Guess gun how about that seven out of ten, I believe it. Yeah, that's especially now with what's been going on this year. As far as the finances are concerned, new report claims most of us will lose at least

three of these this year. What are they? Friends? Uh? No, forks? All right, forks. That's pretty fucking random. In World War One, this was known as the liberty sandwich. A ham sandwich. Now close a hamburger, all right, So in World War One, I'd like a liberty sandwich? Is that? So? You can? You have a liberty sandwich with French fries? Though? Question? Another freedom fries? Though? Are the freedom fries? Yeah? That's good.

Liberty sandwich and freedom fries to go. That's pretty down good alright, last one on pop quiz and getting at along here. The longest anyone's been able to do this on a motorcycle was just over a hundred and twenty five miles. Uh drive on one wheel? No? Um? Drive backwards? How the funk would you drive a motorcycle backwards for a hundred twenty five miles? More importantly, why the funk

would you drive a motorcycle backwards? No? Ship? And like, how are you actually maneuvering that way backwards for Miles. I don't know, I didn't do it, but that's pretty wild, pretty wild. All right, that'll that'll be that. Thank you again. Remember every day, tell a friend, spread the word. Word of mouth advertising the most effective advertising. Follow us on social media Twitter at Ben Mallard, Instagram, Ben Maller on

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