"Greatest Listeners On Earth" Mail Bag

super Ball Sunday. It is finally on, Like Donkey Kong, the game we have been waiting for, hyping up for several weeks and some of us who might have an affiliation or an a fiction affliction of ram fever, Danny extra excited for Super Bowl fifty six Rams and Bengals. And if you missed it before the game, you can listen to this podcast. But we have the prop Bet podcast from DraftKings on Friday. And Jackie Slater a Hall of Famer and is he the first Hall of Famer

that we've we've had on the Fifth Hour. I try to forget every weekend once it moves. I don't know it's but he's He's definitely one of the few Hall of famers we've had on but it is the Fifth Hour with myself, Ben Maller and the one and only Danny G Radio back again to save you on a Sunday from marginal crappy audio content. And so that is why we were here and hopefully you will not tell us the fuck that. But it's exciting. Danny and I

don't want to waste any time here. We have so many had more people email this week than I think we've gotten in two years the mail bag and I was complaining a couple of weeks ago and we needed alfa animal piner to rally the troops, and ever since that happened, we've had plenty of mail. So let's get right to it. I don't want to short change anyone. Thanks for our buddy ohio Al who sent that in, so we'll go right to it. These are actual questions

send in. If you want to send your own question in and a future edition of the Fifth Hour podcast, you are more than welcome to do that. We'd love to have you do it and join the masses Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com as the email address, but you can send a question in on Facebook. I post every Tuesday, usually early in the day on Tuesday Facebook page Ben Maller Show. We have a mail bag post you can send questions and you can also send questions to Danny G on Twitter, Danny G Radio on Twitter.

You can send it with me. Well, you know how to send it to me. Are you ready? Are you buckled up? Danny? You're prepared here. That's pregame you're gonna hear all day because it's not about the game, that's right. This is just about us answering random question and you go, oh. When you hear the answers, you're like, it's not We're not gonna have the evil people. They're not coming in. No, no, no, We're gonna keep the stormtroopers away. They will not here.

They will not be here. Danny. By the way, the last two episodes of Bubba Fett where outstanding. I can't hear the music, won't stop. I can't stop it, Danny Jake, all right, there it is, finally it's over all right. First email from Chris in Marra, Cocona, Iowa. He says uh, he says that. He says, now that your radio show is doing well and you have record podcast numbers as well, is it time to ask Fox to give back that

salary cut they gave you during the pandemic. Uh, tell them pats on the back, don't pay the rent, he says, and go Raiders. Yeah that's from Chris. Uh sure, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure management Danny is the checks in the mail, right. I think that for both of us, they'll take care of us. Yes, yeah, you're like Jim Harbaugh and you am. They're gonna give you that money back. Yeah, I just you know, I just ask. I'll send him

a text or something like that. Yeah, my man, I got your cover, mom May and nothing to worry about, all right. Next up is from Blake in Arkansas. He says, Ben, did you ask or push for you and the crew to do the show, the radio show from Radio Row? Don't tell me. No one is going. Every other show I listened to is going. So if you guys are not, you either have zero balls, Blake and Arkansas says, or if asked and told no, then you have zero respect

with management. Which is it? That is from Blake? Well, we depending on how things went, and you know, it's up to your interpretation. Uh, we either had a very successful trip to Radio Row on Friday or we did not. And you'll have to wait till next weekend to find out.

But I did have conversations. I don't get into all of it now because we'll probably talk about it next weekend on the podcast Behind the Scenes how we make the hot dogs, and most people don't care about how we make the hot dogs, But there were conversations that took place. There were debating whether or not to do the terrestrial radio show, and I'll get more into it at a later day. Wide decisions were made. Who made

those decisions, and that will be that. So generally speaking, Ben, what some people don't realize is it's not like Radio Row is open twenty four hours, like you got to be there when the guests or potential guests are there. So normally it's the midday show through the beginning of a night show. Possibly well, I mean there it's possible to do it. I mean JT back in the day used to do his show and he was doing the overnight.

So I guess if if you found a sponsor and you could broadcast from somewhere nearby the Super Bowl, right, yeah, yeah,

And there are there are working Resibent Plus listen. We're in California, and I know there are a number of East Coast morning shows, a few of them anyway, that are doing the show from Los Angeles, and so they're starting at three in the morning, is the middle of the night in California, and they are They're doing their show, and they're all excited about it and all that and doing the show and going out golfing and having a great time and all that and so, and we'll get

more into that, and I'll have a look back at everything that took place. That'll be coming up most likely next weekend on the Saturday. And I was told I went on the radio with a buddy of mine, a couple of friends of mine, to do radio in Florida, and they pointed out, I didn't realize this. The next two super Bowls are all Western super Bowls, Phoenix and Vegas, Glendale,

Arizona and then onto Vegas. Baby. So I'm thinking, Danny, depending on how this whole radio role appearance goes, I think, how about a road trip Benny and Danny g go across the you know, California Arizona border for a quick visit next year, and then Vegas is even closer than Phoenix or Glenna. Ill I think we might be onto something, your dame. Yeah, I'm down and I thought it went well, but we'll expand next weekend. We'll tell you exactly how

it went on Radio Row this past Friday afternoon. All right, the next question on the mailback Christie listening. Christie is in Salt Lake City, and she says, Ben, what is your beverage of choice and your favorite snacks on the big day? That's says go rams from Christie. So so the problem is, Christie, I have to do a radio

show a few hours after the game ends. The game will end approximately what you think, ten thirty eleven o'clock on the East coast, seven thirty eight o'clock on the West coast, and then I've got to be on a few hours after that, so I can't get completely snockered like I might if I didn't have to do that. So I will probably be very boring and drink like I might go hard and drink lemonade. Uh. And then as far as food is concerned, my wife will be working, so I'll be on my own on that, so I

might I might make a pizza. That's usually what I do for a big game, like the Mallard pizza, a lot of snacks. Uh, depending on either way, either he goes well the Rams win, so I have celebratory snacks or the Rams don't do well, and then I have uh, you know, kind of feel good snacks to to cheer me up a little bit pasta like comfort food. Well, no, I got like you know, we have like a little part of the kitchen that has all the the snacks,

like the chocolate almonds. There's these Macadaemian nut cluster things that are pretty good. Uh, there's like a whole mix of other random candy. So but I'm still only gonna I'm only gonna do it for a few hours during the game, and then I'm gonna go back too fasting. So I'm gonna it's Super Bowl son rare and appropriate, Danny and Christie, right, super Bowl Sunday, rare and appropriate.

So I'll enjoy for a few hours, I'll live my old life again, and then I will go back and uh and not eat for like three days to try to make up for it. That's the plan, she says, Go Rams. Absolutely, We've been saying it for years. It should be a national holiday the day after the Super Bowl. There's always that and they're like, let's just move to Saturday and then you don't have to take the holiday

or whatever. Right, uh, Tammy, And Montana writes and says, guys, always a great podcast with her David or Danny mixed in with Ben as she says, so she's a she's a fan of whoever he's on the podcast. Well, were the good thing with Danny here is that we've not had as many fisticuffs like before, you know, every every UH show was fighting, but we have not had to do that come back. It's yes, right, Tammy? Right? Since she says, to get those five star reviews, how about

the chance to name the future Danny Gee's baby. She says, great advice from Danny for Ozzy Momentum about a goal for family fund so the whole family can enjoy something expensive. Also an allowance each week at least for the kid, and then they can save for something more expensive to spend each week. Yeah, you want to try to avoid the rotten spoiled child syndrome as much as possible. You just don't need that. You don't want that because then

the kid turns out to be an asshole. And we can say that on the podcast, and you just you just want to avoid. It's common for kids to not understand the value of money and how much hard work it takes to get said money, And so you got to teach them that it doesn't come easy. You know, when they have to spend their own bucks on something, they really think long and hard about how they spend

their their little money that they have saved up. Yeah, because you grow up in this bubble and you're like, well, I don't what is money? You know, it's just whatever I need it my parents will give to me, and all that I think I grew up like. Tammy says, uh, yeah, Ben, When when are you singing for Bentley? She says, when are you singing for Bentley? We all want to hear that rendition? Uh, Tammy, you wait for that. I'll be in the sixth Hour podcast. You can hear that in

the sixth Hour. Murray in Saskatoon. I'm glad Murray's still listening. Can you pick out Saskatoon on a map? Danny, Absolutely not, Yeah, exactly. But it's a fun it's a fun place to say Saskatoon. That's a fun name for a city. I like fun words. Horn Swoggle is cool, But Saskatoon. It's got a nice ring to it in Saskatoon, all right, Murray says, what do you and the guys on the overnight show, Dude, during the commercial breaks usually, do you talk about things

that you can't discuss on the radio? Are you silent as to save your voice? Discuss how to attack the next segment, etcetera, etcetera. That's from Murray in Saskatoon. Murray, there's not a lot of conversation that goes on. I normally I talk a lot, and during the breaks, I try to shut up as much as I can. But we do gossip. I mean we everywhere at any job I've ever worked at. I worked at radio most of my life. But we we all gossip about other people

at work and what's going on in the business. Right. I think it's fair to say, Danny, that's just the natural natural thing if you hear something, And since we've all kind of been spread out in different places, that's a that's a chance but to kind of learn stuff that we didn't know. Yeah, and it depends on what happened with the segment that just ended. Sometimes we're still

laughing about what happened at the end of a segment. Uh. Usually though, we have our head down at first, because we have some things we gotta do, like save the segment into the computer system and get sound or something ready for the next segment. Once that's done, and say Roberto has his new is it picked out for the rejoin? Then yeah, you're right. We'll listen to a promo from another show and maybe react to that and give our own spin on what we heard, and only in a

positive way. We would never react in a negative way because that would be born, That would be inappropriate. We never said, boy, that guy's a knucklehead. I can't believe he said that. We never do that because that would be inappropriate. Murdh, that would be absolutely wrong. So I hope that answers your question. Next up, we have Ausi momentum, the aforementioned Ozzy momentum. He says, do either of you own an umbrella? And if so, how do you use it and not look like a complete pansy? He says,

what would you do to use one like a boss? Well, this is really your question, Danny. I have certainly lean more to a pansy than you. Than you, Danny, you just reek of masculinity. You ah, you know tough Danny G Radio. So how does Danny G Radio a radio a raider fan and a radio man? And how does one carry an umbrella and not look like gay Woods? Very simple. I do not carry an umbrella. Instead, I have the water protected spray on my Jordan's and I try to wear the slick material that the water will

slide off of. I have a radar pull over that is like that vinyl material. The last time we had a big rainstorm here where I live, I had to go to my day job and I wore that my shoes were protected with that spray and I stood there in this torrential downpour. Ben I was helping in the morning routine there at the school, and I was the only one without an umbrella. He's right. The ladies that were walking around at the school, they looked like Mary Poppins.

The wind was making them blow away with their umbrella. The dudes look like dorks trying to open and keep opening the umbrella. It's just not even worth it. So I would rather stand in the rain and take it like a man. Yeah, I've lost many an umbrella. It's so embarrassing. You're walking down the street and there's a big gusta waited play. Yeah, what kind of like if you see a guy drinking an alcoholic beverage through a straw. It's awkward, It's it's awkward. One more from Ozzy Momentum.

He says, ps Ben, just how horrified were you when you heard the drop of you saying? But all those blank look the same. He's talking about Joe and Phil Niekro That's what he's talking about there. We all know that it wasn't racist, and it's damn unfortunate that you can't play it anymore. But is that the worst thing that came back to bite you? I'm devastated. Osim Windham said that the drop of you saying I love the

blank one one thousand two, one thousand three, Taliban. I'm see I know what he's trying to do here, Dan, He's trying to get me to repeat this. Yeah, he says it wasn't a better quality. He says, uh, you're

not allowed to play the necro drop anymore. No, we're not, because what happened was people, as you know Danny from working in radio, do not listen to everything that we say, and they hear these things out of context, and they thought I was saying something that was definitely not Nekrou the Joe and Phil it was, it was something else, and yeah, I we would get I get email, angry emails, calls from people and they'd all be like, I, I've listened to you for fifteen years. I can't believe you

would say such a thing on the radio. And I'm like, well, I know I didn't actually say that. You you heard something that I didn't say, But it's hard to explain that to them because it sounds similar. And it's really it was a case where we out of an abundance of not wanting to deal with the people, contacting management is then management, as you know, is like what are you doing? What is this all about? And so it was just a case, yeah we could you're just being

proactive to a complaint. Yeah, but it is. It's pretty, uh, pretty wild how many people emailed me and called the show or contacted management and said, hey, this is I'm offended by. Can I use that drop on the podcast? Uh? Yeah, I think I have a podcast. Like in the middle of the podcast, you could prob all right, I'll be dropping in. I guess I guess I'll have to find

out if it's still in the computer system. Yeah, well, knowing, knowing the way we work, it will be in there and you will be dead and we'll still be in there. All right, what is next year? I didn't want to mention now she did. Angelina did not want me to mention her name on the podcast. She sent a nice email, and I'm apologizing. I just wanted to give her It's not really a shout out, because we don't do shoutouts,

but she said a very nice email. She's a big fan of the show on the podcast, and she loves Danny Ge and she loves you and me and everybody. And I'm so I'm gonna honor her wishes. I'm not gonna read her message on the on the podcast, but I didn't want to say that I got it, Angeline. I think I wrote back. I hope I did. Angelina Angelina Angelina, and she lives on the Wisconsin Minnesota border and she's a big fan and one of our k

fan listeners in the Twin Cities. And I think I wrote back and told her I have to get to Wisconsin, and I think I'm gonna probably get there sometime in early May. I think to try to visit my brother, I have to take some time off. I you know how I hate taking time off, but I've got to take like eight days off to go to this freaking wedding that we're they're going to. So but I don't feel bad about it, Danny, because I got screwed out of my vacation because I had COVID the entire time

I was away on my year end hiatus. So I'm like, yea, I what the hell? Yeah, You're right, you were the Transformer. Oh my crown, Jennifer, how about it? We have a lot of women, is it you, Danny that the even a listener? Here's those those pipes of yours, Jennifer and Richmond Virginia says Been, and Danny, g I first want to say, arrest in peace, beer drinking Brian absolutely, prayers of comfort for his family and friends and for Sandy

a k a half pint, and she says Been. This super Bowl here falls on his special days, my youngest kid's birthday. And so Gabe, he's nineteen, you know, as you know, Jennifer, and I'm I hopefully gave her he probably he's a like still a punk teenager. So Gabe probably don't care, but we don't do shoutouts game. And I know, Jennifer, you're probably hoping we would do a shout out the game, but this is not a a morning show, so we cannot, absolutely cannot do that. Shut

the funk up, Okay, shut the fuck rop. But that's a great age, she says. She has three awesome kids. Are ages are nineteen twenty? How about that, man, Jennifer, Bam, bam, bam, back to back to back to back, hold ones in a row, get it all out, boom. That's what it is. I get get it done in three years and you move on. Uh, she says, I don't feel much older than them. As she says, the math does work. My question for both of you is what's one of your

best birthday memories? Uh? So, I've I've had some some

good Obviously everyone's had great birthdays. But I I fondly remember time with my mom when I was a kid and just like spoiling me with food, being a fat kid, that meant a lot birthday cake and you know, just making you feel like you were the most important person in the world, and how great moms are and all that so I have fond memories of that, and I've had I've worked a lot on my birthday, usually work during my radio career, so I've I've been on and

the listeners have been very kind. And there was a stretch and were you I think you were part of the show. Remember the birthday the cake thing? Of course, that was insane, dude, I have pictures from I don't know. It must have been a three year span where any birthday or anniversary or anything special. Tammy and Montana really hooked us up with cakes. And we're not just cakes. These were pieces of art. Oh yeah, this was an artisan that made these cakes unbelievable. These are these are

multiple hundred dollar cakes. Yeah, like if it was Banning's birthday, then there would be the Clipper Condor. Yeah, ridiculous, Chuck the Condor. It was like cake Wars. He was made to look exactly like the real Chuck the Condor on top of your cake. It was so good, it was awesome. I have pictures still from all those birthdays, so those are really good memories. And then Ben, I would say two birthdays ago for me, it was still somewhat fresh with my tender RONI I was meeting her fan lean

some of her family for the first time. I want to say, maybe one day before Christmas, something came up about my birthday. One of her family members asked me about my birthday and I was like, oh, yeah, it's in a couple of days. And my Tendernie laughed. She was like, yeah, right, and I'm like, no, I'm serious, my birthday is in a couple of days. She forgot because we only talked about it when we first met, and she didn't make a note or market on her

calendar or anything. And we're guys been so we don't have a birthday week or a birthday month, right, we don't promote our birthdays. So she didn't know. Her family looked at her, like, you don't know when his birthday is. We got a good laugh about it because she had to like really scramble and get something together. I thought she was just being low key, which I didn't mind. I didn't want a big deal about it now, Like when my birthday came up in December, I told her,

I'm like, you're gonna forget again. Um. So that was a very good first birthday with her. She had no idea it's nice. I like it. Uh yeah, it's it's weird what you remember because when you're a kid. When I was a kid, Danny, I was like, I remember the presents. But as I've gotten older, I've forgotten about the presidents, and I've remembered like the time, and obviously

i still remember the food. It all over me. And I've had some wonderful birthday trips while my wife we've gone and done some really cool things as a married man here and I've found memories of that. Valls fan Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee. Right, since there's no question but a request, since Danny g wasn't there, will you tell him about your stroll in the park when the panic attack happened. Well, it wasn't a panic attack. I had the ships with no hose and I'm not telling that

story again, Jimmy. There's a podcast which I'm sure is still up, and if you want to hear me on my worst day when I was walking early on in the COVID and I thought I could make it home and I didn't, and my gall bladder attacked and it was it was it act. It was a crime scene at the bathroom park near my house. I feel so terrible to whoever had to clean that up. My god, what a what a horrible thing that to leave behind.

And I did try to clean it up, but it was so far gone, Danny that there was it was. It was a lost cause, it was a it was a recogniances mission, it was a recovery mission. There was nothing to be saved. H Yeah, somehow I feel like I've heard this whole explosive story and you shouldn't tell it around kids. What about a nine year old girl? They kept saying that anytime McDaniels used the word explosive

for the offense, Mark Davis was smiling. Explosive was also the right word to describe that story, you know, definitely, I got mail, yea, I got mail. Yeah, Kevin in Kansas right since its dear Ben. I enjoyed last week the clips of Danny g from his earlier days in radio. Do you have any clips of you from the earlier days of Ben Haler? Thanks for all you guys. There you go, Kevin, Well, yeah, I have, And I've actually gone through the garage and I have boxes of cassette

tapes and old technology. I don't know what to do with this, Danny, I have you digitized any of it? No, I have not. I don't know that. The stuff I have on the carts, which is the old technology, I would like to get my hands on that because I had a professional radio jingle when I did a midday show in l A. They had it done and I use from the jingle place out of doubt, but it's only on a cart machine. I don't I don't know how to transfer. I have the same thing and they

have what they called donuts. So the station had a jingle and in the middle of the jingle was a donut, and during that donut you played your cart which was a jingle of your name. Yeah, it's really cool jingles. We love I love goals. If anybody knows how to get that any reasonable price off a cart machine onto

a digital format, that would be tremendous. And as far as the old air checks man, that's where you could do it yourself, because I found online a cassette, a little cassette deck that hooks into your laptop and then it turns your cassette into digital wave files. Okay, yeah, so I should transfer some of that stuff. Boy, But there there is an archive I started at Fox Sports

Radio when I was young enough. Whereas you know Danny from some of those drops my like my voice changed and the famous one with the updates, when it was Royals are having their problems on the road, and I was having my problems. I'm gonna I'm gonna find that so I could insert that right here, Royals having their problems on the road. I'm ben Mala, Kansas City fighting for the American makes Central with the White Sox. They're in Texas on this Labor Day and the Rangers bombing away,

who looked so refreshing. I decided to put on my twim trunks and dive right in. How is this? If you should see me now, you wouldn't know clearly not the highlight that I don't know what that was mark the chair to home runs and the Rangers on top six to two. Yeah, that was quite the embarrassing I

still remember. That was quite the embarrassing moment. I still remember Art Martinez, the great engineer, one of the great radio engineers of all time, Art Martinez, he had played the sound bite and then turned his back and walked away from the board, and I knew right away it was the wrong sound bite and I could not get I was like waving my arms. I was like and then I started banging the table and it didn't matter because I was in a different a studio and it

was soundproof. And those national updates, when you and I both heart took in that they were so serious. Back then, we were had to be like like news guys. It was so serious to death. The Huskies waited and watched to see who they'd be playing on Monday night, and then the back and forth thriller between Wisconsin and UK. With five point seven seconds left, Aaron Harrison received a pass from his twin brother Andrew, and for the third

straight game, he did this as he again. Now fast forward and it's Brian Finley and everyone when they hear that, they're like, oh, like using all these adjectives that you know, and and just it's kind of just it's so lighthearted. Now. I like it, but it's so different from when we were doing updates. Oh yeah. Back back in those days, it was it was serious and if you didn't follow the instructions, that's that's how that goes. Uh see, where do we have Terry in England? Real quick? Says uh

Man when you moved to the new Mallord mansion. What were the main criteria that you needed to choose the right house? Uh? He says, how many properties did you view? Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Uh So I can't really get it all that right now, Terry. But they were not It was not a lot of viewing that took place with where I'm at in a better part of town. And uh, there were some sentimental

reasons and whatnot. So we'll leave it at that. Pierre from Springfield rights in as the mail bag continues, that's right hold on, Pierre says, it's one of the card carrying paid contributors of the Ben Mallows Show in the fifth hour podcast, I would like to extend my condolences to half point left Wing and the members of Beard Drinking Brant's family. Brian's juovial spirit will be missed and he leaves a void in the Malamusha. That is true.

So instead of a question, I have more of a plea, much like hollering James, I would like you to reach out to the patron saint of the Mallams, to the Great Tammy and Montana and ask her to use her superpowers to find the likes of Randy formerly in formally in Norman. Yeah, Randy's the guy that got so upset he stopped listening to the show Danny because of a commercial member when I said pro bouncy ball, but I was reading the commercial. He didn't like the way the

commercial right anyway, so uh. And then he also says, you're Montana Bear, wants to add them to the payroll, wants Tammy to find them. He says, I would also like to ask all members of the Malams to please take care of themselves. Life is short. The number eighteen sports talk show in the country cannot afford to lose any listeners. Ps A shout out to Danny G for keeping Genie alive through all of his glorious drops. And

you have kept Genie alive and I'm a doctor. I'm so happy we can play some of those on this podcast, because I know Roberto kind of came in after Genie and and so you experienced the full amazement of Genie and Medford and it's It's one of the cool things about doing this is that we've lost, unfortunately a fair amount of listeners. I I've had many people pass away and it's it's part of the gig doing a late

night show. People are listing, some of them very sick, some of them older, and it's just the birds in the beest circle of life. But it is cool that we can continue to play those drops. I also missed the Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bay drops. I love that guy, Jimmy Ray. I felt like he was the male version

of Tammy in Montana. And then you also add Moonshine Mark you remember him from from Florida and I when I was moving, I still have a little bench thing that he made in like a wood shop thing, which was really neat, really nice man and kind of similar to beer drinking Brian, you know, a lot of alcohol and finally caught up to him. But those are some great names. Pierre A. K. A Alfe and O Piner, Randy from Norman who did call in. He had moved from Norman to like Orlando or something like that. And

then Montana Bear affects us deeply. I was there finishing up my Sunday shift when Roberto came in to start your show and he had just found out about bear drinking Brian and he was visibly upset. The way I was when Jeannie passed away. And you know he'll keep uh those drops alive the same way I've kept the Genie drops alive. We Uh So I went out, but I better put you off the air because if I keep you on any longer, I'm gonna getting trouble. Someone's

gonna demand a wellness check. Thank you. Yeah. And the thing too about this is like I remember when Jeannie was on her deathbed and she couldn't call the show. She had lost her voice, and I remember, you know, I was able to talk to her. She couldn't talk back because she was really in bad shape. And but she remember, she like she it really stuck with me. Uh. And I said, Genie, we were all pulling for you,

everyone on the show and callers and all that. And she with with little voice, she said had she said, I love you guys like that and that was that just broke my heart. And uh and I am you know, and these people we don't really it's weird because it's read we don't really know them in real life. But yet here I am late at night talking to beer drinking Brian. For many years, calling in a couple of times a week, Genie and Medford would call every night.

We thought she was fake when she first started calling because she was so out there and my Peach Cobbler lives and Uh, anyway, the only time we've met a lot of these people are during production meetings and when we signed their paychecks. Well, that is true, although I will tell you I did the one of the last I didn't want to see, which was a lot of fun meeting the listeners there and in Boston back in

was back there. One of the great appearances we had at the Casking Flagging across from Finway, when David from Winter Park, Florida drove all the way from Florida to Boston to hang out with me for like ninety minutes at a bar on a chilly night in April in Boston. Uh, it was that was wild. That is some dedication, man, That was really cool. I I wish you had girlfriends

that didn't even like you that much. No, No, I I had women I was interested in who if I was across the room, would not walk across the room, giving me the time of day, so I could even smell with perfume. They were wearing whatever they get out of here. Uh, and it speaking of getting out of here, I think, uh, we have time for maybe one more. Let's one more. I want to make it a good one here. And there's so many people that have sent emails in and I unfortunately, let's see here what show

we wish? I'd go to Jason and Derby Wichita in the Wichita Kansas series? Is what is the oldest drop still in rotation on the Ben Mallor Show? And when is the BM of the PM going to be added to your list of nicknames? The I see what you did there? How dare you, Jason? The oldest job? I? I would say the oldest drop is probably the pay me five hundred thousand dollars all Endorset gay magazine. I think that's the oldest one. You pay me five hund

thousand dollars all Endorse a game magazine, that's all? What? How about the go to Hell Bill Miller? Bill Miller? How old is that one? Oh? That's pretty old too, But I think the original because Jake Warner put that in at the original run Jake the Game magazine. You could hear the edit on that, unless you can't. I was ahead of my time on on that gay magazines. You were ahead of your time. Who knew that twenty

years later that would be main stare. Back then, it was like jockey, Oh my god, I can't believe ma'm I've said that, But now now I would get applause. Everyone would be like, yes, you're talking about negros, so you're cutting out have come full full circle listen. So many people said email and I apologize. We had limited amount of time in the studio to get all of these on the here. I did want to say to everyone who we didn't get to, Thank you Cliff from Nashville,

John the Jailer. These are big names the show contributors. Here, Kent from Colorado, who's upset because I say spit a lugie instead of hawka lugie. So we took time out to right thank you Kent. My life is better because I read that. Alan and Akron I wrote in John and Northern Colorado as well, telling you ask me a question about feeding Bella or feeding different animals now and so if I didn't get to your question and you

want to send it again. Blind Scott who asked if everyone in l A has a podcast, which I think is true Danny. At this point, everyone in Los Angeles as a podcast, Jason and Rocky, Mount Virginia, Big Greg and Iowa Hill, Billy Mike. These are big names and so many others I didn't get to thank you. Hopefully we'll have more time next week and we can just do a longer mail bag and get to it to

all these questions. I don't want to discourage you from sending them in, but we have a finite amount of time, and so that's the that's the way we do it. Good luck to the super Bowl today. I hope it's a good game and the Rams win and I'll be in a great mood. And if the Rams lose, won't be in a great mood. But I'll still be on the radio tonight either way, Brian, no filling in for

you tonight. Well, if I get COVID again or something like that, or maybe I have a stomach ache from eating all that food I'm not used to eating, So it's it's all possible. It's all will be the RAMS variant, Yeah, say exactly, the Matthew Stafford variant. But no, no, no, the Rams will be Victorio's Odell Beckham My pick the Click in the super Bowl and all those new York scribes will be pulling their hair out saying, how did that happen? How did that at s O B O

b J come back and be a super Bowl champion. Anyway, thank you and we'll talk to you next time. I appreciate it. I hope you're ramming it all afternoon. You can ram it all night, and ram it all night. He's got a murder, gotta go.