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Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now that it does a male bag edition as we are in the air everywhere the vast and powerful reach of the I Heart Podcast Network and anywhere you get podcast The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and David Gascon Because four hours are not enough, we do this now eight days a week, and it's been a pretty interesting weekend. We started the Weekend podcast

with Darcy Walder Grahame on Friday. That was fa um and then we had a thirty minute video review that I Got a little carried Away, guests get. I admitted I got a little carried away with that John Stossel video, but it resonated with me. Did Yeah. It was a short that we turned into a long. No. I just had a lot. There was so much packed in it. It was like a can of sardines, and I just

felt like that it shouldn't. It could have been longer, but there was so much important stuff that people and I think a lot of people listen to this podcast are kind of aware and know this stuff, but there are some that don't. And so I thought it was you know, it was good. Yeah, And in the day and age where we lack civil discourse, it's always nice

to be reminded of that. And full disclosure. Since I know that you had a long rent a few hours ago about the Washington Redskins, I have not signed an n d A to join, so everything is throttle with you. I gotta tell you man that, uh, you know, the lead up it's not fully al Capones vault, but it's it's consider ring the what was being sold and what that turned out to be. What it appears that is, you know, it just didn't quite live up to the to the high. That's a false advertising, is the term.

I believe. I used that in the mondel. Now, what if, what if it could be a a larger version of like Chinese water torture? What if it's just drip drip, drip, drip drip. Before we get to opening week in the National Football League, Like what if there's more? What if this is just a taste and appetizer. Uh yeah, I mean that's always always possible, man, A lot of the wild saucy stuff that was going on in the internet. I mean, if that had been true, this would have

been the greatest scandal. I was expecting the greatest scandal in my life. I didn't get to that. I didn't get to that. Uh. And you know, we'll see what what happens with the story, how it percolates. And obviously, when we're doing this podcast in real time, it hasn't yet percolated. So uh, we'll see if the story has legs, will let it breathe a little bit. And I imagine when we come back tonight on the radio, on this Sunday night into Monday, that we will have more reaction,

more fallout from this. But it's it's better than you jumping into the Dakota and Tad Prescott. That was a good monologue. That was a solid monologue. Family feud, brotherly love, good cop, bad cop. You give that a solid that give it like a seven seven monologue? Yeah, you go, all right? Fair enough? All right? Moving on, so we have study and servey this. Do we have any don't stick to spose? Yeah, the B or not the B of course that is making another return second time in

three weeks, of course. Yeah, okay, alright, so we'll have we'll have a little bit of that. I have some study and survey of this, mostly just a few of them. Then we got the mail bag as well. The mail bag will be good I think this week because of last week's audio claude or lack thereof. So I'm really uh excited to hear what do you have to say about that? All right, well, yeah, here we go. Let's do some study this first. It is not just your pets.

Human beings or they say actually perk up when hearing unexpected sounds. That we are much like our dogs that when we or cats, when we hear something that's we we kind of perk up. A believe that or not. I believe that. I believe that my ears perk up when I hear you know, roulettes and sirens of an ambulance or or emergency response vehicles all the time. Alright. Another study says, uh the downside at tech Information Overload headline on this multitasking modern technology causing more and more

Americans to become forgetful. Yes, uh yeah, but passwords, and that that's why a lot of people have ridiculously dumb passwords like one or one, two, three, four, because it's hard to remember all that ship. But it's just a retaining the information. Like we've gone through so much stuff in the political world, the politicians that have been doing whatever they've had been doing on whatever aisle you're picking.

There's so much information that we can't retain, and I feel like you need to go back and just reference all this stuff online just to get a better idea of what we're digesting. First, Yeah, I'm on all the time. I love learning new random things. And most of my education I learned more online than I did in it from anybody in school. And you know, I think it's great, it's wonderful. Some of it is bullshit, but you know that's part of it. Uh So, here's another one of

those cancer stories. Every week there's a different story about some big breakthrough and cancer research, which is really forget With all due respect to the Corona, this is the big one, right, Cancer is the big one, and people are more people gonna die from cancer this year than the coronavirus, and every year it's the same thing, whatever

pandemic comes around. Anyway, So scientists say, there's a mysterious, mysterious fatty acid that has shown it kills cancer cells, according to Washington State University, and this is the latest in the never ending line of potential. That's a weasel word, breakthroughs in cancer treatment. A fatty acid. Uh, the studies authors have been able to demonstrate that this fatty acid and then they give the medical name, which I'm not

gonna even try to pronounce. They just call it d g l A kills human cancer spell cells upon exposure. How fucking great would that be if this is actually legit? How imagine if you're the person that cures cancer but you work at Washington State. Do you get credit for that? Do you get the money that that person should be the richest person and when the Nobel flies and all that stuff. But if you're just a researcher at Washington State, how does that work? Yeah? I think the university would

claim work product on that man. That would be oh man, can you imagine that'd be huge, especially because we're coming off the heels of Kelly Preston, John Travolta's wife that passed away from breast cancer. Well, and the thing with the cancer I know from my mom who had breast cancer. She had cancer three times, um, and she's got through it the first couple of times, but the fucking thing

keeps coming back. That's the problem. Man. It's like you can actually most cancers you can treat the first round, but then they fucking keep coming back. And that's that's where it becomes problematic at most other parts of the body. And it's uh, it sucks anyway. Um. So these are obviously preliminary, uh, and researchers believe their discovery could that's what the word lead to a new form of cancer treatment in the future. Let's hope that actually is not

bullshit and that's reality. Yeah. I mean you're thinking about moderna that that companies starting stage three of their vaccines for the coronavirus, and that would be that would be huge if that breakthrough actually falls in place, and and we could take it up to another level and get those vaccines out to the citizens in the United States as quickly as possible. Yeah. Well, and you're you're buying stock ascun all right, I am, But gambling. You're spitballing.

One of these companies will hit the sweet spot. I've been dipping my toes in the line. Yes, yeah, I've been dabbling more in the stock market recently. There you used to taking advice from that bland guy. No, no, well that stock is a what a don't get me started on that. So you get your get your investment advice from a blind guy, and you get your real estate advice from a fake doctor. Yes, yes, and now you know why I am not of the world five Yes, uh, in the red I think would be the term. I

think in the red. All right, Well, now I assume you've dated a handful of women over these and you probably notice some women are big huggers, you know, they like to hug in cuddle and other women funck no, they want nothing to do with that, right. I've never dealt with a woman that doesn't like to hug, really, yes? Never? Okay, Well, there are they are out there. They do exist, and

according to a new study, it's hereditary. Hugs are hereditary genetics, they say play a significant role in how affectionate a woman is. Yeah, if so. If you ever wondered why people are known as huggers and others aren't. They don't like contact with all their beings. It turns out they claim that biology is behind that, at least for women. This is where it gets interested. So researchers at the University of Arizona claim that the genes are the major

deciding factor regarding how affectionate women are. They didn't find the same relationship among men. That guess, yeah, that's that's good. I remember a vintage line from from Your Better Half. At a Christmas party, she said, if I could crawl into Ben's skin, I would. She's probably on some alcohol. That's a little that's a little poulter, guys, the I'm good, you know. That's a little creepy, a little little bit. All right, last study this, and then we'll get to

the other bits that we have. We have a mail bag. I want to get to more of the mail bag because these guys bitch when I don't read their questions. I gotta keep reading their questions, all right. So last study, this scientist from the George Washington University in d C have observed the chimpanzee. That's the first study believed to have been done on chimpanzees and their hair. It's interesting because they've observed that when you go I've seen this.

I remember I was a kid and I went to like the San Diego Zoo and I saw and like the chimpanzee had gray hair. I was like, it must be fucking old. Well. No, according to the science, the observers noticed that gray or silver hair on a chimpanzee does not mean their old. Most champ chimpanzees see portions of their hair gray over time until they reach middle age. After that point, the graying process appears to level off,

so it starts at a young age. And they were the studies trying to figure out how this relates to the human you know, graying process. Um, you know that's obviously that's another one cosmetic. If you could figure out a way, if you could take a pill and you'd never get gray hair, I bet you most people would probably take that. A lot of people, maybe not most, but a lot of people. I'm starting to get a lot of gray hair in my beard. Yeah, I've got that too, And it's like, you know, you can do

it's salt and pepper. I guess you'll be more concerned when it's all salt, right, I'll just be more considered. When I start growing hair out of my ears, then I'll be really concerned. Oh yeah, that's you're you're over the age of fifties, so usually it starts around that time. Normally it starts right there. Yeah, go, then you gotta go to the store and do the walk of shame and buy one of those nose hair trimmer. Fock man. It's just, you know, you reached a point where you're like,

what the funk happened to my body? When you're going to to Walmart to buy a nose trimmer and the hair ear trimmer. You know that I won't take that walk. I'll just order that ship on Amazon Prime right next day delivery. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Alright, what isn't that guest? The be

or not the Be? Alright or not to be? This is Guests Got Obsessed with a Twitter, which is a website. The Babylon Be, the bablon Bee Bend. These are five titles that did not make the cut this week. Genius Trent wears mask, causing media to question effectiveness of masks. That would not make the cut. Did not know more people voluntarily committing themselves to asylums to escape insanity of real world? That did not make the cut. How about

this one? Isn't their fake title? Uh Antipa throwing bricks and molotov cocktails at nation's eagles due to association with Nazi Party. That's a shout out to our Jackson and all the anti Semites and sports shout out. Go down the list there, Stephen Jackson, Alan ivers Ssure, Yeah, absolutely,

Dwane Wade another anti Semite? How how about this? Alexandria Cassio Cortez claims writers are just burning down neighborhoods to keep themselves warm, and then last week she described the crime rates bring up because people were looking to get some bread. She's also used in that video we talked about the other day. Didn't she say the world's gonna end in twelve years or something like that because the climate change. She's pretty bright. I can see why she's

doing well in politics. Green New Deal. Writers are just burning down neighborhood themselves warm. I mentioned that one. How about this the last but not least I new you appreciate this one. Thousands of CEOs across the country announced they support Trump and hopes of triggering her boycott. That is a shout out to Goya Bean's Goya Products, who who the CEO supports the President Trump and they've seen a quite a spike in sales in recent days. Yeah.

And the funny thing is the the people that that's gotta have. That guy's gotta have the biggest balls of anybody in business, the people the guy that runs Goya, right, because like with all this nonsense in this you know, hash was hashtag boycott Goya and all that stuff and uh and all the backlash and uh, it's just it's it's pretty amusing that it's not not impacting it. So there we go the b or not to be ben

I want im. I got five stories for you, and I want you to let me know if do you think this is real or this is from the Babylon? Be all right? Here we go. Story number one, Samber San Francisco art curator resigns amid toxic white supremacy claims. Is that real or courtesy of the Babylon? Be all right? Now? I love San Francisco, that the visuals are wonderful, that some of the people are fucked up there, but um, I love that Golden Gate Park, man, is that beautiful?

May I gone to San Francisco for years, like doing stuff with it when the Dodgers playing the Giants or whatever. And I've never been to Golden Gate Park until a few years ago, and I fucking loved it. Have you been on the Rock? Have you been Alcatraz? I've not. I've not. I walked across the Golden Gate Bridge, which was which was cool. I wish there was like a little gift shop that said you walked across the Golden Gate Bridge like some dopey hat. I probably would have

bought it. But anyway, San So it's San Francisco, and so I believe it. It's a woke Wokesters paradise. So I'm gonna buy this one. I believe that is real and not from the Babylonia. It is, in fact true.

Carry Garrel's resigned as senior curator at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art after he said quote, don't worry, we will definitely still continue to collect white artists during a diversity presentation so he was confronted about this and said that avoiding work by white men would be reversed discrimination. Internal group of museum staff started a petition calling for him to resign due to his toxic white supremacist beliefs. Benny had been there at the museum for twenty years

no more. So again, so someone with reasonable a reasonable position has lost their job because the lunatics have kicked them out. People that are hysterical have kicked Okay, that makes it a right second story, the number two black conservative informed by white people that he is racist. Okay, so this is this is like at one. I'm not,

I I do not. I mean, I'm gonna say, yes, that is a real story because I've seen the videos of you know, liberal woke white people shouting at black police officers, which I thought was the most amazing, Like they were the liberal whites were with the Black Lives Matter movement and they were attacking a black police officer, which I thought was so I based on that video that I saw, which I know is anecdotal, I will say this is true. That is courtesy the Babylon Beast.

Oh it's not true, I love damn not true. Just yet, that will likely become truth. Right, that's one of those that they're ahead of their time, like the Simpsons predict things. Yes, exactly, story number three, number three to be or not to be? Business owner charged with hate crime for painting over Black Lives Matter graffiti on his storefront. All right, So this is another This is a tough one. It's tougher this week than in past weeks. Uh, you know, I I

here's the way I look at that stuff. Unless it's sanctioned by the communities. Is I believe vandalism when you're writing? Isn't that the different? Right? I mean, you're not allowed to do that. So, but again, it's a Wokester's paradise. So in a Wokester's paradise, I would say, I think that actually is I'm gonna lean towards true. It's unfortunately false. Unfortunately false, it is false. So I'm at the point now, gay I believe everything, Now, any any ridiculous story, I believe. Yeah,

this is tough. How about this? One Minneapolis city council that voted to defund the police is now charging taxpayers for private security. Is that the b or not? The Oh? No, that's true. That's that's not going It's going on all over the place these politicians. It's do as do as I say, not as I do, is what it is. Nice little Alliott for you. You You are correct bed so far criticy the New York Post taxpayers have paid a hundred and fifty two thousand dollars for private security for

these Minneapolis City council members. In fact, the security costs forty dollars per day. Wow. And how much of that goes to the security guy and how much of that goes to the the company. That's a great question for the city. I was, you know, we have some police that listen to the show, the fans of the show. I was like one of them. I was emailing and I was like, listen, here's what's gonna happen. Defund the police. Right,

here's my theory. You're gonna make more money. You're gonna come out ahead on this as a police office with your experience, because all these rich people are gonna hire you, and then you'll make more money than you do in law enforcement and you'll probably have an easier gig. Yeah. It's like when you work for the defense Department, right, if you work as oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, you like Halliburton and and and and all that. You go drive a truck in in a rack and you

make more money than the soldiers do. Yeah. Absolutely. Last, and not least, this one's a little tricky as well. Michigan man wins lottery with the wrong ticket. Alright, so how is it the wrong ticket? I don't understand, Like, how could you he turned in the wrong ticket. They gave him the prize. Is that? Yes, that seems impossible. That seems impossible. It's actually true, really, and it's true.

And man in Michigan did, in fact, he wanted a two million dollar prize after he received the wrong ticket accidentally from a store clerk. So this is out working. No, No, I thought, yeah, that's misleading. I thought the way you said it, he turned in a ticket and he had the wrong numbers, but they gave him the prize anyway, if that, if you had said it that way, of course I would have. So check this out. He actually went inside of a gas store to buy a Lucky

seven ticket for gas stations. They don't really call him gas stores. They call him gas stations. And you know, civilized America. Yeah, but you have the gas station. He had the stores where people can buy food and drinks and ship like that. So anyways, so he bought a Lucky seven ticket that was priced at ten dollars, and the clerk actually gave him back one of the other

tickets that was worth twenty dollars. So when the clerk offered to exchange it for him, he said no, He had a good idea that this might be something worthwhile. Turns out and it was the winning lottery ticket. He took the lump some money and Ben in Michigan he took home a cool one point three million dollars out of two after taxes. Yes, pretty good. So my dad plays the lottery every week, so one day he's gonna win the lottery. And uh, that's what he tells me. Yeah,

guy in Newport, one's lottery. Next tun channel, let's live in Newport or whatever. There's an irvine, a planned community talking about Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Do we have is that it? Are we good? That is good? Let's go to the mailbag. These are listening to questions. We open up the mail bag we gotta get a mail bag song. You know we should steal. Remember if somebody has a copy. I tried to find it.

I couldn't find it. David Letterman used to have on his late night show. It's like letters, we get letters. It was like this little ja we gotta find that. We are we allowed? We probably allowed to play that. Who knows. Didn't you have a theme song to a game show that got got pulled from your Yes? Yes, season. I've gotten several seasons asist letters over the years. But yeah, the people from Jeopardy got upset. Yeah, stop playing sports Jeopardy.

So that's why we played Balderdash. Just changed the name of it anyway. All right, let's see these are actual questions. I does de Sean Jackson? This is from Clarence in the Slid slidell Louisiana. Easier for me to say, uh, says, does de Sean Jackson put hot sauce on his matster ball soup? Yes? Yeah, Well I did several monologues on de Sean Jackson, but it's not just him. In the two weeks or so, I just been more than that.

Since the story came out, we've seen a whole list of other celebrities that are anti Semitic and they're self identifying, they're not even shamed of it. It's wild, absolutely wild. I'm blown away by it. Like there's so much shame, you know, he calls you racist. People freak out, oh my god, you're racist, and they're shaming that. But the opposite of being anti Semitic, there's seemingly no shame. Um, it's just just crazy. Uh. Here's one from Zach in Columbus.

He says, the Dick Stockton interview was great. Tell gag On he needs to work on his West of the four oh five beard? What as? Uh? What do you? Apparently not not up to the beer standard? That's a great beer? What the fund is he talking about? Didn't not like the appearance of your beer? Yeah? Steve writes in from Denver, and he says, hey, guys, did you record the show on a MR microphone last week? Yes? We did. Guess I used I think we used the

MR microphone? Is that right? That was your technical expertise? There sportful job zoom, Yes, the greatest of zoom technology. So Kyle writes in in he's in the San Antonio metro area. Universal City he says, is there much of a point to bring back sports the sports leagues with these truncated seasons, limited or no fans in attendance, and all manner of whiting by the players about how abused they are. He says, well, that's a good point. We'll stop right there on that. I know you had more there,

he said, there's he said, there's two options. Either they really really are struggling as hard as heavenly possible to bring entertainment back to the people, or they're greedy and desperate to restore their revenue streams. No. Listen, there's no question Kyle, that the North American athlete is the most entitled athlete, the most spoiled athlete. Uh. They have their toes licked. They get manni's and petties from the fan boys and the hangers on, and it's just it's a

plague in America, the athlete worship. I love sports, I've watched sports. I like some athletes. I don't worship athletes. I'm not a fanboy. I've never been like that. I know a lot of people are. Uh. And that's just the way it is. And and the byproduct of that is what we have we have a little adversity. Things not the way they're supposed to be in people just you know, shipping shipping their their diapers and they can't hear. I love the It's it's an automatic. You could just

see it in writing down too. Is that one day you'll have people that say we should follow and understand and listen to athletes and what they say outside the sports world, which is obviously understandable, and then listen to them about their political beliefs and their social idea beliefs. And the next day, ben you get an a memo sent by the NBA to the players saying, hey, make sure when you answer your door for the food that

you receive, you dress appropriately. Like like, yes, I should listen to these athletes about what they believe in terms of social ideas and causes, but at the same time they need to be reminded to dress fucking appropriately to answer room service. Well, it's like Anthony Davis, who he wore the that's all folks, sure, And then his defense was he didn't actually dress himself as a you know, in his mid twenties. He had somebody else lay his clothes out, like his mom on his bed to choose

what to wear for that day. It's it's pretty funny, all right, Kentucky J. Writes and says, if you and David Gascon were both drafted by the Dodgers tomorrow, who would win out of YouTube for the final pitching spot. And why what, Kentucky J. That's a great question. The answer is obviously me. I'm a season veteran. I have thrown out the first pitch and I believe four minor league baseball games over the years, and I have mixed a variety of pitches. And uh, not only do I

bring the gas. Not only do I have the fastball, I've got an ef his pitch that keeps the hitter locks their knee ease. I've got a knuckleball that I can throw a Uncle Charlie curveball, lollipop curveball, we call it um. So I've got a variety of pitches. I've got experience. I'm a veteran. I'm intimidating on the mound, so it would be me, and you know, guesscan He'd throw like one pitch and then he said, I've got

my elbows hurting. I gotta go on at d L. Listen if there's anything that you can take from history, it's that the greatest picture of all time is a left hander, and Sandy Kofas in today's modern day best picture of the Dodgers is also a left hander. And claimed I among the two and the south paw. And you know that if you need anything in Major League Baseball is left handed pitching. I have a live fastball, I got a curveball. I have a slider and also

have a splitter. Also have youth on my side. Who's the old ten years younger than you are? Who's the strikeout king? Is he left handed or right hand? Oh? That's right, he's right handed because pitched for thirty any years? Fucking god? He he gave me autographs when I was a kid. Don't trash Nolan Ryan. He signed autographs, Fat Benny, he did. Don't don't trash Nolan Ryan. Nicest guy he's he'd have his own autograph show outside the hotel for fans.

It was wild. Um anyway, um, moving on from that, with all the controversy on team names, a lot have vanished and probably more will. But which one would you bring back? This is from Mark in so Cal can go first. You want to you want to give this a shot. Yeah, I'd like to go with the Washington bullets. You want to bring back to Washington bullets. Bullets is good? Why I don't understand why the bullets is removed? Um? Well,

because people, the Wokesters at that time, were offended. They thought that gun violence would go down if you got rid of the name bullets. How's that working on? Don't forget locally, we can't say the Long Beach State for niners. Yes, that's right, very offensive. The names I would bring back, I'm gonna go old school, though, guess I'm gonna go before our time. I remember when I read a story when I was a kid about the early NBA. They had some really fucking cool nicknames. In the early NBA.

They had the Providence steam Rollers. Isn't that a good name for a team? The steam Rollers? There was a there was a team called was it the St. Louis Bombers? Was it was another one? And uh? What was the team in Pittsburgh had an interesting name too, I forget off the top of my head. But the but the early NBA, man, they had some really unique names that were were pretty cool, that were pretty cool and Pittsburgh Condors. No, it was something to do with like steel or something

like that. I'd have to I'd have to look up you want to talk for a second. I can look this up, of course, but at least we can go back. I guess we could say it, oh to h to Darcy from from a couple episodes ago, he got the Black Cocks. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, you know, full disclosure guests going yes. When I asked him what their logo would be. That is an homage to Student Ahan and the old Jim Healy radio show in l A. Because Healy one of the funny drops they played on

that show. Uh. Student Ahan was doing the morning sports at KBC in l A and the Dodgers that played the Astros, and he said something like and the Dodgers, uh either beat or lost. I think he was the Dodgers beat the ass assholes last night. And so then you know, yeah, I just can't say that on radio. And then so so the one of the morning guys on the on the show said Hey, I wonder what their logo would look like? Good but no. The Pittsburgh iron Men Pittsburgh iron Man was an original NBA team

that's not bad. I like iron Men, Steamrollers, um and all that. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific. That's solid. How about the Houston cult. Oh yeah, there's another another gun one Chicago. What is a Stag? There was an NBA team called the Stag that It's like it's a horse. Oh so there you go, obviously, right. So that's different though, it's a different way of saying yeah. But those are some of the names that I like.

Some of the names that I thought were we're cool, you know. In the original NBA, it's gonna offend people. The original NBA had the Sheboygan Redskins. About that. It was a team called the Redskins in the original NBA. Offended just thinking about it, I really am offended anyway. All right, thank you, Marky. That was a good question. R J and san Antonio's listener questions. We're doing the

mail bag, actual questions from actual listeners. R J and san Antonio says, what toppings would you have on your perfect pizza? Well, r J, this is this is easy. I used to have a pizza in Grand Rapids Michigan, there was a restaurant that had the map of Pizza, which is one of them. It's not around anymore, but by the last Floyd Mayweather's hometown there, Grand Rappid anyway. So the Mallard pizza is a traditional pie. Now I have tried to figure out how to make bubbles, and

the perfect pie has a lot of bubbles in the crust. Okay, but it's it's a cheese base pizza that you have the tomato sauce, You've got the cheese there, and then you've got onions, bell peppers, green peppers, red peppers, yellow peppers to dress up at make it exciting, garlic, roasted garlic, and you spread it evenly all over. Then you put a layer of cheese on top of it. Then you put more of that on top, and then you cook it and then you eat it and it's the greatest

thing in the world. And your your your breath is gonna smell terrible, but it doesn't matter because it's delicious. It sounds, it sounds wonderful. Now, quick question with regards to that, how do you do the crust? Are you going deep dish? Are you going thin crusts? Like well, I like, I love deep dish pizza. I don't know how to make it at home, so I do not a thin crust, but like a medium like. I try to flatten down the middle part and then fatten up

the crust as much as I can. If you know what I mean, I'm describing that the right way there, fair enough. I think yours is probably some tofu or some Western the four. If I go pizza toppings, it probably has to be a meat lovers. It has to go bacon, turkey, probably some meatballs. Some ground beef is good. Um, I can't do steak, but of course pepperoni is on top, a little bit of ham. What about pineapple pineapple? And there is a great debate pineapple or no pine I

can't do pineapple and pineapple. It was all right, Yeah, it's it's good, but I like pineapple cold. They can't have it warm. That is a really weird when it's warmed up. That is I agree with you. It's a little weird on that. And plenty of cheese. Of course, I gotta go with some mazzarella cheese. Mozzarell mazzaret. Alright, John, I'm the jailer, our buddy, and Allantown, PA, says Ben, do you think major League Baseball could prevent cheating by

having Enrico Palazzo umpire all future astrotas. I like that you included a photo here, John, of that iconic character from The Naked Gun back in the day. Why not? What the heck there you go? That was a classic piece of entertainment. Here's one from Jack in Greensboro, he says, Ben and Gascon. Everyone has a weird or odd habit that they wish they could stop or change. What is yours? I'm trying to think here, what is my weird odd? I don't know, Like I guess I bite my fingernails

sometimes that's annoying. Um, I pick it my hair because I'm when I'm working, if I'm not finding what I'm looking for, and I'm you know, struggling to find stuff, I'll like, I have little nervous twitches. I guess that I do that That annoys me. You have nervous twitches. Well, now, I don't know if nervous tritches the way, But but I'm when I'm focused on something, I have like laser like focused, but I end up like biting my fingernails. Or like picking up my hair or something like that.

You know what about you? I M the perfect West of the four or five. I guess bad habits probably drinking too many energy drinks or when I fast. When I break the fast, I eat way too much and I don't stop. That's not a problem for me, because if you go two days without eating, you can go big and then you're good. Yeah. But I go from fasting too then eating something healthy and decent, and then I just fall off the fucking wagon. Like I'm pretty good,

Like I I'm like my body now. I have noticed, like since I started doing the fasting thing a couple of years ago, and I've gotten more obsessive with it. I do longer and longer fast every week. Like I have noticed that, uh, like I don't have as big as it bothers me because my appetite has gone down. Even when I eat a lot, it's not nearly as much as I used to eat, you know what I mean.

Like it's it's and then I feel kind of bloated after I go really big, and then I'm like excited to fast again because I'll clear out my my whole, my innerants, my small intestine in my all that stuff. Um. Anyway, all right, that's the the answer to Jack Jason and Rocky Mount Virginia says, I have a serious question here. Is it pinky swear or pinky promise? And your legit argument for your answer? Listen, Jason, it is pinky promise. Everyone fucking knows that this has been investigated. I did

Google research. He's referring gascone to pass word. The other day this week we had passed where there was a great controversy with our guy from Boston who was my contestant, and the clue I I them, I used the maloneuver. I said, uh, and that we were trying to get. The word we're trying to get was promise, right, And so the way the malo maneuver worse, I lead into the the answer and then the previous The reason it

was promise was obvious. It is because the of the this clue I gave was pledge, so it wouldn't be swear. Swear is not related to to pledge. It's it's not. It's not so anyway, it's pinky promise. And there's a lot of uneducated people apparently, I think it's pinky swear. But I hope you see the light come out of

the darkness and see the light, please please. All right, A Berry from Chattanooga rights and again he says A Ben and guesstcon How concerned are you about saying something that the mob comes after you and tries to cancel you? All right, Well, Barry, this is a fair question, and I'm not gonna say it's not a concern. It absolutely is. Um. People attack you for all kinds of ridiculou stuff. You

don't agree with their orthodoxy. Uh, they attack you. I think. Unfortunately, being in sports radio, I think once sports get back, I will be out of the danger zone per se. Although I don't even know if that's true anymore with the politics being intertwined in sports and the NBA, who can't clean up their own house anti Semitism, but they're telling you how to live your life things like that. Um,

But no, it's obviously concerned. And the good thing is that now it's like in the old days when I first got in the business, if if you lost a gig or something like that, you know, they didn't people couldn't find you. You just kind of vanished. Now because of social media and you know, you can do a show, you might not make as much money. But some of these guys, I have guys that don't do you know, traditional old media radio shows that make more money from

YouTube and from Twitch and things like. I mean, they're they're making Unless they're a lying to me, maybe they are, but they've told me they've actually monetized it and they've got a cult. Father you really don't have to have that huge a following to do it. So but I'm not I don't really obsess about it, bar Is. To answer the question, it's obviously a possibility at any moment. It's a possibility. That's just the way of the world. It's you know, people will get triggered by the most

ridiculous things, the most benign things. And uh, fortunately the bosses that Fox have been very supportive and they want different opinions. We have a bunch of liberal guys that work at Fox Sports Radio, got a bunch of conservative guys that work at Fox Sports Radio, and I think it's a good balance. It's rare that that happens. I

don't think a lot of places have that. So I think it's a credit to the management at Fox that they allow that to happen, and and you can pick and choose what you like, and you can hear different ideas and different opinions, which I think is what the melting pot is supposed to be. It's not usually like that, but that's the way. If you listen to Fox Sports Radio for a day, you're gonna hear all different perspectives on the spectrum. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports

talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at Fox Sports Radio dot com and within the I Heart Radio app search f s R to listen live, which is always nice not see. I've been told differently, not because of being on the radio side of things,

but doing play by play. I've been told by by people I trust that are in management positions that say you need to stay on topic and don't fall into, uh, the social justice or political realm, because that's not what they're That's not what they want their play by play guys to be all about. You're supposed to be milk toast, boring and ra ra team. Yes, yeah, that's that's how that is supposed to go. But yeah it is. It is interesting. All the more reason you should follow me

on social media in case anything happens. If you don't hear me all of a sudden, then you know I've I've probably been canceled and it's time to go watch me on twitch or YouTube or something along those lines. And those are all There's a lot of media platforms now. It's not just the old me. I love old media. I've worked in old media my whole life, the blue blood media. But there's other media now that's available to people. Yeah, I've encouraged that for years with you. You're you're the

king of narcissism. Carlos in Houston says, So, I'm a big conspiracy guy. He says, do you think Roger Goodell secretly suspended Colin Kaepernick for cost think the NFL so much money when he started kneeling? Uh? Well, it was more of like a shadow band, Carlos. I don't think there was any formal decree that came down from the NFL. But it doesn't mean they didn't talk amongst each other and say hey, this is not good and and all that and uh but Kaepernick really made his own bed.

I mean, I don't feel bad for Kaepernick. He there's no injustice against Kaepernick. He was a bad quarterback, and he piled it. It's one thing to be a bad quarterback, but it's another thing to be a bad quarterback, which he had been for several years, and then be considered a malcontent in the in in a troublemaker that hurts the team and the and and there's different ways to hurt the teams said, Well, he'd be fine a locker room. I believe that to be true. I thin Kaepernick would

be liked in NFL locker room. The problem, though, is it's it's the business, right. You gotta sell tickets and merchandise, and you try to avoid, at least you used to try to avoid polarizing that those type of polarizing things. Now I guess the NFL's in lockstep, but I'm not buying that. You know, there's an actual suspension. I think it was more of a something that was a wink and a nod type. Yeah, don't forget Goodell works for

the owners and for Kaepernick. He's making hundreds and thousands of dollars not playing quarterback anymore and not getting hit by defensive linement and tackles anymore. So yeah, yeah, I think he's living a pretty good life. Pierre from Springfield Rights. He says, what are the chances that some Major League Baseball teams get created with the piped and crowd noise and add a few wrinkles when the Astros come to town? Maybe a bang bang here or a whistle whistle there? Well,

I like how you think, Pierre. The chances of that happening are very low, and I'll tell you why because whoever does that will lose their job. And that's the sad case of the world. Fun has been canceled in That would be some harmless fund, some some who cares, you know, have a good time fun, and it would it would lead to the demise. It's like when the person wearing the Mr Med outfit gave the middle finger and it was on the front page of the New York Post and then the guy, the guy lost his

job or whatever. It couldn't be Mr Men anymore because fund has been canceled canceled. Scott and Rancho Cucamonga rights and says, have you ever been kicked out of a stadium? Either for actions or saying inappropriate things? Next year, please come to Rancho Cucamongo. The Dodgers single a affiliate and I love the show in the podcast, What's that Guess the Quakes Rancho Quakes. I would love to go to

Rancho Cucamonga and Scott make that happen next year. We gotta we gotta support these minor league baseball teams once this apocalypse ends. UH. There are a lot of teams that are gonna go out of business. The ones that are still around are gonna need extra help support minor league baseball. I love minor league baseball. They've been very kind to us over the years. It's great. It's cheap family fund and you know, it's it's awesome. I love

what they do in minor league baseball. I really do. Yeah, they're they're great. I have I've actually been removed from a stadium before UM. To answer his question, it wasn't because of me, but it was because of my girlfriend.

I went to UH. I went to a historic game down San Diego, the Chargers and Broncos, and I went and met up with a buddy of mine and his girlfriend and the four of us were tail gatting seven eight o'clock in the morning, and my girlfriend was ben the elbow a little bit drinking a little bit harder than she should have been liquor and beer. And uh,

we get into Qualcomm Stadium. We have great seats south end zone, Ben Broncos and Chargers, and she starts mumbling and stumbling while the national anthem is being played, so I had to sit her down. She sat the first quarter and started like wobbling all over the place, And as soon as the second quarters started, she stood up and she threw up on the couple in front of her, and I was like, oh, my fucking god. I she just came down like she got away with it for

a while, mostly because she's top heavy. Um. But they escorted me out, kicked her out obviously, and we couldn't drive back home to l A. So I decided to unt a hotel room that right on Friar's Road next to Quacom Stadium. Bennett was the same game la Damian Thomlinson brooke the touchdown record. Wow out So it's pretty good. So at least I get to watch that while she was drunk passed out in a hotel bed. Oh that's good. Um, Well I didn't get kicked, I guess I in a

way I did. I was covering the Pro Bowl for a small Network and we were doing radio shows. But one of the guys that was in a traveling party, unbeknownst to me, like apparently stole something out of locker room the A I think it was the a f C locker room stole something out of there, and the NFL pulled all the credentials. So I mean Hawaii at the to cover the Pro Bowl. I was there for like the whole week covering practice, and I was not allowed. I watched the Pro Bowl from bar uh in the

uh well part of it. I watched in the bar the hotel, and then I watched the rest of it my hotel room. But um, yeah, so that that's the way I got banned. That was fun though, that that Pro Bowl that was so laid back. I think this was the two thousand two Pro Bowl, so it's been eighteen years, um, And we were hanging out there in the NFC locker room. Andy Reid was the coach because of course the Eagles had lost the NFC championship game. In those days, the coach who lost had to go

coach the Pro Bowl. And they had a team meeting about what their game plan was going to be. And I'm standing in the back. Nobody said you have to leave. I just stood there and listen to Andy Reid give a team meeting to the to the two thousand two NFC Pro Bowl team, which was pretty cool. It's a good memory. Uh. Mr Goopy writes in in Maine. He says, my son and I, which I think is the name of like a movie in a book and a TV my son and I. Mr Goopy says, recently watched the

two thousand one Space Odyssey. Can you draw parallels from that movie to either your career or the Mallard Militia? All right, so did you ever see that movie, the two thousand one Space obously guess yeah, So it's it's if you haven't seen the movie. They discover an artifact, write some weird and mysterious thing, and then it's buried underneath the lunar surface, and everyone's trying to figure out the origins and all that stuff, and they get help

from the supercomputer. And I'm trying, how does that relate to to the career. Maybe because of your voice, what do you what do you mean? Because you went you went from you went from fat to skinny, so your voice actually changed to you discovered some deep pipes. You discovered you've got some testosterone in you. Now you've got more more juice in the tank. I don't know, but I'm just trying to say. The voice comes and goes, oh, that's an interesting reference. But I think we should We'll

leave it there. We'll leave it there anyway. I think. I don't. I don't have an answer. Mr mean, it's good. I brought it off. I don't know why I brought it off. I don't have an answer. I mean, maybe what do you think Marcel and Brooklyn uses uh this supercomputer how nine thousand to figure out what he's gonna say in his calls. I guess that's how the Mallam Militia last to it. Or um Mark the full name

guy in Medford, Oregon's up to some Shenanigans. Or maybe Jay Scoop our guy in Seattle's got some stuff going on. I don't anyway, listen, have a great rest of your Sunday. We will be back behind the powerful microphones of Fox Sports Radio on the overnight show. UH Tonight's Sunday into Monday. Sunday on the West Coast at eleven pm, and then Monday on the East Coast at to a m bluviating the overnight away. Don't don't forget check out cameo dot com,

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it audios muchachos? I think that's how you say. I don't forget to say choo and choo