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A jail break pace of emails demands immediate attention before the NFL season begins.

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If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearinghouse of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the Everywhere back at it again as we are behind the red hot microphones of the Fifth Hour the I Heart Podcast Studio, and it

is one of my favorite parts of the weekend. The mail Bag. The mail Bag, of course, if you you're new to the podcast, it's a spinoff, spinoff of the Overnight Show. You can hear that five nights a week on over four hundred radio stations on Fox Sports Radio in all of its amaze using superpowers, that amazing radio show heard all over the place. American Forces Network you can hear it on there as well, heard on a FN hundred and sixty countries, more than a hundred and

fifty ships. That's the other American Forces Network. But this this podcast globally as well, because of the power of podcasting and a chance for the first time since the Fifth Hour podcast began. Now, normally what would happen on a normal podcast weekend if you heard the Friday podcast great conversation with Anthony Gargano radio savant and an old newspaper guy, and you go back and hear that, And

we did that on Friday. We had on Saturday the Life and Times of Mallard, an update on my plastic obsession and also my contracting ability and the old world medicine that I use with Ryan McBain writing Shotgun, but for the first time ever on the Sunday Mailbag after doing two podcasts where McBain was was with me for both. He did not speak on the Friday podcast, but he

was there. We now change it up and unfortunately, much to my dismay, and making his way in west of the four oh five playing in the entire time it is team sound effect, David Guscott, who got a lot of it on my plate, playing true, playing truant absentee. Is um only a partial day for you. We're not able to do the full podcast weekend working a couple of paying jobs. So how to step up to the

plate calling international hockey. I know you appreciate my my work, ethic, my ambition, and I'm sure that you will not I put your nose up to any of my work and where I'm getting into. So thanks. Well listen. I do the podcast with who wants to be here? You obviously do not want to be most of it. And Ryan McBain was great. I can't wait until management names him the full time sidekick on the podcast I look forward to. Could you imagine if it would be fun? It'd be great.

We have so much fun. You said you're gonna love it at the end of the year. Anyway people would love it because I never said that, said I'm gonna stop at the end of the year. No, no, no, no no, you're confused. You're confused, not confused, No, no, no. The podcast is taking off now now it's just starting to take off. I can't leave a podcast when it's taking off. I need some rewards. Then I needed rewards out of this. It's all about you. It's about man,

It's not about you. Know you're not. You make it seem like you just event you could even show up for the first two podcasts of the weekends. The reason we bothered. You're ashamed to be here. I was busy. I was getting paid to do other work. People listen to this podcast that international hockey broadcast? No one, no one's watching. You're listening to that? Are you? What? Are you? What's wrong with you? Gonna go where the audiences know?

You go where the audiences and the audience is not there? Well, the packagers broadcasting the twenties six different countries across the world and then includes h thirteen of them, and you know it could be broadcast. No one's listening to it. I mean, it doesn't matter Discover for the guy that doesn't overnight show, Yes, a thousands affiliates, because nobody's listening

at that time. People are listen. If I have a few people on each station listening, that's more than they're listening to your Maybe your dad or mom was listening, I mean maybe they were. No one else is watching or listening to that crap. You gotta be kidding me. I mean, at least admit it. Admit no one's watching or consuming that. Nobody wants that. They don't spend a lot of money. Nobody's craving that. Yeah, yeah, no one's listening to that. Live content is king This is not

live live content. No one's No one is going out of their way to search for an international hot day. The day that do you think otherwise, you're delusion. The day that you applaud my efforts or my work will be the day that I I roll over in my I was praising. Ryan McBain showed up a smile and his face every to get to work. You only blow

some men here and not all of them. But he was exactly Listen, I respect people that work hard, that show up and they do they get jobs they get take an advantage of I respect those people and the code of the West, right, take pride in your work, finish what you start, and do what has to be done. And Ryan McBain follows the code of the West. He does, he does. You don't take pride in your work, you don't finish what you start. All that, uh so he does.

You know the point like like Durrell Revas, You know, I go from one alan to the other with the with the highest bidder for my performances and my efforts. You're a whore, Yeah, horse get paid. Okay, you're a whore. I hope you don't get a you know, your back doesn't get burned there anyway, all right, here we go. Let's get to the mail bag. And these are actual questions sent in by actual people from the Mallard militia.

Well you're laying on your back there, you're anyway, all right, So you can email the questions Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, or send them via Facebook. Every Tuesday, were moved it up to two day now by popular demand. Tuesday we put out a little bit of field, a little bit of a field. Uh. And you can be part of the fun there on Tuesday. You can mail something here too, which we've had female listen. Yes, we have people send

random things in the mail. Have you had any hats recently? Uh? Yeah, I got in Colorado since some someth in So I do appreciate that. Anyway, all right, let's get to it. Neil Neil from the Real Miami writes in he said, by the Facebook pages Ben Mallor's show on Facebook, follow us on there and you can post every Tuesday. I'll say hey, I need questions. I'll beg for questions and then you can help us out. And some weeks we

get more questions than others Now. Neil from the real Miami, right since says Big Ben Mazelto on the new remodeled place and Joy, it's not done yet. As we said in the previous previous podcast. Uh he says, a big fan of you using mitzvah the word mitzvah during the show. Thanks for doing all of us a mitzvah and watching the woke sports like the NBA and reporting back to

us much more entertaining to hear your hot take. Curious to hear what's the most memorable mitzvah anyone has done for you or you have done for someone else career related The same question for my favorite Caped Crusaders sidekick, See he left that genera because he didn't know who

was going to be in here. But to answer a question, Neil, the thing that the person that helped me out the most well, I had a buddy of mine that was doing some television and needed someone to debate them on TV and asked if I would do an audition at NBC and that turned into a almost a year of television back and forth to Connecticut from California, and so that was that was a pretty cool mits but that somebody did for me And try to help out a lot of people give them solid life career advice on

usually people young guys in the radio business that have questions. Though I'll help him. I there anything specific. I don't know any specific pops up at the top there what about you gag on? Uh. Nick Davis is a guy that used to work for ESPN and it was in San Diego. He became the executive producer of Fox Sports West. Um. I was doing some stuff digitally for ESPN and I had pitched him the idea about continuing coverage for for soccer here in the south Land, and uh, he put

me on TV. It was like the first time, but it was live TV, like no live to tape. It was all live and would do it live? Do it live? And I hate to do it live. I hated doing stand ups. The truck broke down, so there was no replace that. I do everything fucking live. And uh yeah, he throw me into the wolves. You didn't have to do it, but he did, got the opportunity, and uh, you know here, I am alright. Uh. The email continues from Neil in Miami, the real Miami says I have

a I have to call you out on something. He says, I recall a few months back you and guests on I said you were working on something new for the show, like a new segment or something. And what happened? Was it your side lover Ryan McBain taking over for a month, I hope not maybe bring the to be or not to be back? That was fun? Please update, uh? And uh. So yeah, we've had conversations with some very powerful people in the media landscape. Uh. And those conversations, let me

give you an example here of how these things normally go. Uh. There's feelers that are made, we get a response, first of all, and then we secondly have a meeting, and the meeting generally goes very well. The people who are in a position of power tell us how great everything is and how much they love the content, and they play plan on hoping doing something with us. Uh. And then the third thing that happens is they send us a very nice, well written with good punctuation letter of rejection. Uh.

And this happens pretty much every time. So so at one point I think we were close to something we thought and then we got the dreaded rejected letter, and so that's likely what that was. I don't remember specifically, Neil, I feel like I'm Chris Davis right now. Yeah. Well Chris Davis got paid though, he's gonna see see you walked right into that. But you're about as productive as Chris Davis the last couple of years. I would at least take that run season though. Man, do some do

some steroids? Man, I don't know. We've we've we've looked far and wide. Yeah we have, Uh, yes, we have. We we We've cast a wide net and the fish aren't swimming through the net. Neil says, as a mitzvah for the fans, please keep the canned audience for Gascon. It's become a staple of the show and the sound of it means laughs up ahead. No, it does not mean that at all. Does not mean that at all. Uh. He also says, ps another good guest last Friday Fun

conversation with Andrew the Chef. Since you both are top chefs, at least among radio gas bags, what is your secret spice ingredient in cooking? Mine is? Uh? Car domon? Is that am I saying there? Right? Regarding your ask on new Guest, how about your lovely wife get her view on your rise to stardom? Share embarrassing stories and you are hiding. You are hiding from all of it. And he and several others requested Larry Elder, we get Larry Elder on the podcast. I would love to get Larry

Open on the podcast. I don't know if it will work out logistically. I mean, I'd love to get Larry on. Larry is gonna be the new governor of California in a few a few months here, I hope. So he's got this in the bag. Larry Elder is gonna win. I don't know. I don't know about California recalling Gavin Newsom to bring in a black white supremacist, the first ever black wife, La Times baby, Late Times, Linden Chard,

enemy of the people, politically aligned there Larry Elder. Now, Larry is great, and I do get a kick out of the election commercials. I think that's I'm using that I heard the keep Gavin Newsom that you know, if you change governors, you know California is going to be in people are gonna be dying from COVID and all that. There's a really trying to scare you into that that's not gonna work. I hate to tell people it's not gonna work. People are already dying. And if they're not dying,

there on the streets homeless. Yeah, what about all the people shifting on Ventura Boulevard? What about that anyway? Uh? Tammy in Montana right, since she says, exceptional, fantastic, unequal. That is the fifth Hour podcast with Ben Maller and David Gascon. Yes, fun fact, there you go. Uh, let's see here, any meany mighty mo? Pick a? What what is next on this email? Hold on a sec here, She says, I feel I need to clarify a few things for senior citizen Helen. Turn your hearing aids up. Woman.

David does not get paid for the podcast. He donates this time. Well, he does get paid, but not much energy and gas to drive in and work with Ben on the podcast. David, along with Ben, makes sacrifices for the podcast, something that Helen has no idea how to do. Helen says he has no talent. David is part of the crew of prime time shows on fs ARE. Obviously management is aware of David's down about Tammy's big Fan. I wonder why, I wonder why Tammy loves it so much?

Big Fan aware of David's town's preparation and work ethic because they wouldn't schedule him in these time slots. Ben, I have to I have a use for the Tomahawks stake. Give it to Helen to plug her cavernous pie hole. Uh uh uh, Jesus geez, what are you? And Tammy Man? What's going on? What's going on with that? She's good, She's a fantastic woman. She's younger, better looking, nicer, sounds better.

Uh huh successful? All right, all right, let's see here. Uh. Next one from all Queen Roxanne Queen Russ another another guest on fan Girl Ben and David Roxanne here heard Helen and Stood's ridiculous email last week. I'm wondering if they are willing to give their real names so we can do a public search of them like they did to David. It's like they just discovered the search bar, because I've found people who brag about themselves with no

proof are usually lying. Queen Roxanne says, I don't think they're wealthy. Wealthy people are classy and they don't have to brag. And why does Helen spend so much time at the gross restore? Thinking of David seems a little creepy, Queen Roxanne rites, So a litule advice if they don't want to give up who they are, finding public information on the internet isn't hard, and using it against people, especially bringing family into it is stupid. You call yourself old.

But they seem to be acting pretty childish to me. And if you're going to go out, if you're out of your way to insult someone, make them good insults. We can at least laugh at Also both of you, Uh, this is a non secword. What are your thoughts on the broncos naming Teddy Bridgewater? All right, we didn't need that, Queen Roxanne, We did not leave that at the end. We're gonna leave that one. And look by the side of the road there you've got Queen Rocks and and

and also Tammy attack dog mode here. Well, now the rebuttal from Helen. Now the rebuttal from Helen. Boy friend of mine, not friend of guess, gn Benjamin, This is Helen. Did David Gascon just cancel culture his global broadcasting career? Helen writes with a question mark, As you know. During the opening moments of last Sunday's table talk show, David Gascon referred to me as a c I'm disappointed Stu is angry, and she wrote that in all caps. That

means she's angry. David, that means she's angry. She wrote in all caps, I'm disappointed, Stuart is angry. It's big email continues for most of us, occasional salty language cursing is a harmless way to be bad. However, that powerful C term remains the most obscene, offensive and misogynistic word there is and has no place on any platform, even on the Fifth Hour podcast. Telling writes for David and weak misogynist men like him without game, a woman in

genitals like mind pose a potent source of evil? What what is it with threatened men like Gascon still using body parts as a way to describe attractive, powerful and successful women like me that they hate? Uh? And then that's Helen. She also finishes up by saying, Ben, we are loyal supporters of you. Thank you, thank you the good sports talk manch that you are. But here's the key part. She's writing in all caps now, but I demand a sincere on air apology from David during the

Sunday Mailback podcast. Signed Helen and Stu from Palmetto Bay, Florida. David, the flora is yours there. Would you like to offer a again, a sincere on air apology. No, I mean I didn't call her cute, if that's what she was referring to the giant sea. You listen, no one's told her to punt, no one's no one's intimidated by Helen. Like nobody. Nobody's thinking about Helen right now you're listening. Everyone's thinking about Helen because we just read an email

from Helen. Nobody is a very small small you know who's thinking about Helen Queen, Roxanne, Tammy and Montana And I'm not thinking about Helen said emails about Helen. It was just mindless response, mindless jealous of the fame of Helen. Boy and Stu. My friends, my friends should go hang out with them. I will and maybe they'll invite me over. You need to bring a walking up, bring a walker, we can light the Hanaker candles. It could happen. Yeah,

I don't know. I assume have no idea. I think they what they call what the terminology when they said you're a good sports talk mate, that's a that's a that's a tell to tell they're playing up to you because you're they might have been. I don't know, I have no idea, so you would not apology. You're you're you're not gonna apologize. You're declining the opportunity to Apologisten. If someone's gonna take a shot at me, then they're gonna get fired back. And if you don't like it,

then stay the funk out of the ring. Yeah. Simple. If you're gonna act like something, you're gonna get treated like something. Wow. What about the customers? Always right? What about customer service? I'm not getting paid from these customers. Okay, well technically you are not. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, this is radio, remember you told me this. As long as the commercials are being played on live radio, that's all that matters. Well, I learned from this guy, this guy

named John Sterling, who taught me in a class. He said the most important thing is to sell the soap, sell the soapst thing. So as long as we sell the soap, and we got a lot of soap to sell. To be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week days at two Ami Stern eleven pm

Pacific on Fox Sports radio and the I Heart Radio app. Yeah, Pierre in Springfield rights in, alright, uh, He says, I'm writing you from beyond the grave based on some Mallard math regarding David's tweet about hot dogs shortening one's life. I traveled daily on highways that consist mostly of only two lanes. Why do Nutt Nicks insist on driving below

the speed limit in the passing fast lane? Well, Pierre, I've actually studied this, and I occasionally will drive out in the open roads far far from the Mallard mansion. And the reason based on years and years of empirical data, and I don't need to vent diagram for this. Their assholes, that's why. All right. They're absolute assholes, and that's why they do that. And there's no other reason they would do that. There's no other reason. They're just complete a holes.

So good luck at it. Yeah, those roads out in Massachusetts and those old school roads, that is not that easy, all right, David mill Valley writes in He says, Hey, Ben, I'm trying to make sense of the various pick um segments. You and the crew will rattle off a bunch of names, and you invariably y I'll hurry up. Uh. There seems to be a lot of tension and excitement, but no climax, so to speak. It's frustrating, to say the least. I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what the heck

is going on. Please explain it to me like I'm a five year old. Okay, so very simple here, Dave. First of all, the daily pick hum games, which we do at the end of the first hour, the last block of the first hour, originated when daily Fantasy draft Kings and fan Duel became very popular. We wanted to embrace that, so we said, let's make a daily segment. We were all very competitive on the show, so it's a competitive segment of time. Normally, we squeeze it in.

We horse we uh, we horse shoe it in. Is that a term horseshoe? Is that the term leave? Anyway, We we squeeze it in at the very end of the hour. Typically we only have a minute or less to get it in, and so it involves me, Eddie, Roberto and Coop picking players. Inevitably, what happens is, even though we're on a very tight network clock, we're running into a brick wall. Cooper Loop cannot his mind does not work fast, and so I have to scream and him hurry up because if he doesn't get his pick

we can't move on to the next person. We run out of time and then it's a disaster. And the reason you don't get your climax, you're like Bob Kraft or Deshaun Watson looking for your climax. But the reason you don't get your climaxes because we go to the break, but the next day we don't sit there and obsessed with who won, But whoever goes first the next day was the winner of the pick up. There are some

that keep the standings of the pick um. Some of the p ones over the years have kept the standing see who has the top record on the pick them And so that's that's the origins of the MLB, NBA, NFL, p G A put um, the you know any of the pick hum games that we play. So that is it. Adrian. The more you know Adrian in the Mile High City, says Ben and Gascon, it was cool to hear Ben and Jake chop it up about old radio shows on

Jake's podcast. Well, I'm glad you enjoyed that, thank you it was I was flattered to be asked to be on the Jake Warner podcast and he will be helping to put together the new podcast studio, which should be up and running next week. If all goes right, we'll be up and running next week. This one might be more of a Doc Mike question, not a piss related question. But have either of you had Portillo's Italian beef sandwich? How about the lemon cake? I think Portillo's is more

of a Midwestern restaurant chain. We don't have it in Colorado. Anyway. We had some family from the Chicago visit US this weekend and they bought brought a Portillo's lemon cake. I'm not much of a for lemon desserts, but this cake was delicious. Have either of you tried it? Um? I'm not. Uh, I'm not, but I can't tell you that. I looked up this place. That's the Chicago restaurant. They do have one in southern California and it's self Beef Sandwiches in Chicago,

hot Dogs in Chicago with the chain. I'm thinking about going and checking it out. It's in near knots Berry Farm. Wayne of Park. Yeah, I'm thinking about going over there and having a beef sandwich. Are you a lemon? I do like lemon. My wife does not enjoy the lemon as much as I like the lemon. I enjoy lemon. You interesting, Yeah, I like lemon, lemon, lime, lemon meringue made right is good. Back to the sandwich, the keys,

the bread right like it has to be. It's all about the bread man, I think so right, like if you if you can't be just drunk on bread like it has to be like a good balance and it has to be warm. It can't be like too toasty, I think right. Uh yeah, I do not like toasted bread on my sandwich. I don't I like uh like a soft generally bread. Yeah. Yeah, so that is the deal on that. But that that place does look good, and you know, most people than flying to Chicago places

to go. Maybe I can go pick them up for us in what a vista or whatever that's at and then media but a park and then meets you and tested, oh, we can go to the Yeah. They the piece of place that are are in our new friend friend the chef chef owns yeah, uh, he says. My wife and I were at the brass Armadillo antique Mall this week hunting for treasures. She likes to decorate her house with a vintage style. They have some really cool old sports member of video there to do. Either of you go

antique sports member beauty of shopping. Yes, yes, Agrie, my wife is similar to your wife, it sounds like. And since we moved, and we've been planning to move pretty much all of this year, we have hit a bunch of random, random stores around southern California here antique tiak stores and yeah, I've been doing all that. There's a great store in downtown that I highly recommend if you're into that kind of thing. And it's called Old Good Things. It's on Grand Avenue right near the what freeway is

that the ten Freeway, And it is awesome. Old Good Things is the name of the story. They have a bunch like they have like a Starbucks signing there. They've had like phone booth, a lot of movie props, old movie props that they have and there it's pretty awesome. And uh, that's that's pretty neat. It's a ship hole of a neighborhood though it's really bad. Like it's it's downtown l A is not not good, but if you can survive getting in there, it's the way to go.

He says, also Agian. If voice of le Broncos Dave Logan does not work out for the Friday Interview podcast, how about another guy from the Am Dial two times super Bowl champ number ninety one, Big Alfred Williams. That dude has monster hands. He says he works at k O. I don't think that will work there because he's on when we record the podcast. Normally we'd have to at a different time. What about Dave Logan? We can't get Logan on? I love yeah, I love to get I'm

gonna get it. Are you gonna get a Teddy Bridgewater Jersey now that he's the quarterback man. They've got a lot of good pieces on that team. On the quarterback situation sucks M yeah, yeah. Well it's it's like it's like cement cement mix, right, Wasn't that what they say about cement mix, Like, uh, it's it's pretty much useless without water. And now there's a concrete mix. I think

it's concrete mix, but it's the same thing. It's unfortunate. Yeah, therefore I have the yeah, no, I don't think they are. They have a very soft schedule and you can win against bad teams with Teddy Bridgewater. But the division promised us celing the ceiling is is I like the Broncos. I think the Broncos are the same. To me, it's the Chiefs over here and the Raiders, Broncos and Chargers are all in the other pile. Yeah. But see the problem is is if if the Chargers actually stay somewhat healthy,

they're gonna get They're gonna get wins. They're stay I know, but don't they never stay out. Nobody in football stays. So they went fort into one season magically long ago. Yeah, long ago. And as my friend Dick Stockton told me, that tells you what has happened on what's going to happen. Yeah, Barry from Nashville says, yo yo mo, Benny. Now that you have lost a bunch of weight, what do you like the best about the weight loss and what do

you miss most about the big eating days? Well yo yo ma, Well that was your phrase for me, which I love, Barry. Let me answer the question, Bearry. So the thing that I love is I no longer have the anxiety when I go to a restaurant and the seat me in a booth because I could fit into a booth. I love that. I don't stress as much

about flying anymore. I'm still too tall for planes, but at least I don't have to have the seed extender, which is always awkward, Always that awkward conversation you try to talk to the flight attendant and then they kind of slip you of the seed extender and everyone's looking at you, like, what do you do? What do you do? What do you need? That? That's always a pain in the ass. And so I don't have to worry about that. The thing that I miss is just a good, hearty meal.

I can't eat as much as I used to eat, which sucks. My eyeballs are still the same as when I was humongous, but I am unable to eat the large quantity of food that I was able to eat back in the back in the day. So so that sucks. Uh. And he says good for Gascon for giving the double bird to the volunteer gig. So he supports that as a fan. Matt in La Mesa, California says, Ben, I have been thinking, and I commend you for being a Clipper fan. I actually like the Clippers myself. I also,

like you hate the Lakers and can't stand their fan base. However, if you're the man of the people, how in the living hell can you be a Dodgers fan, Dodger fans or Laker fans in baseball form? Can you please explain yourself? Yeah, I o exilate myself. So when I became a Dodger fan, it was because my mom. My mom loves Sandy ko Fax, the Jewish Messiah of baseball, of love sports, and so she watched co Fax when she was growing up, and she liked the Dodgers. And then I ended up liking

the Dodgers. And then I ended up working for the Dodgers briefly, did some Dodger talk for them, and so I know a lot of people that work for the team. And when I became a Dodger fan, though, the fan base was not like it is now, like the Dodger fan base is insane to the membrane, it was a lot different. It's changed over the years. It's become as passionate as like the Red Sox fan base, the Steelers, the Packers. You think of some of the teams the

cowboys that have national falling like the Dodgers. Remember when I was working for the radio broadcast and we'd go to New York and there'd be some like old dudes outside the hotel in Manhattan that we're Brooklyn Dodger fans that were there, and that was about it. Now the Dodgers go on the road and there's hundreds thousands of fans that are there to support the Team's pretty well wild and crazy. Uh. He says. Also, I actually witnessed

the greatest moment in baseball history in person. The date was May seven, sixteen. Can you guess what significant event happened in baseball that day? He says. That was the day that Bartolo Cologne hit his one and only home run. I was in San Diego. The rarity of that home run will forever live in infamy. Just keep up with good work, f Al Touve and David never leave. I can't stand your fill ins a right there, that's a male support right there. How do you how does it

feel a little awkward? R? J r. J Writes in uh from San Antonio says, where you punished for anything as a kid? If so, what did you do and what was your punishment. Yeah, I got the belt uh one time, and that was it. I all I needed was the belt. My dad gave him the belt, and then I was I was scared straight after that. I I don't remember exactly what led to that. It was probably a series of events. So there is there is

that last one. Uh, this is some Colin in Denver says, I love you, always have also love your partner, George Gascon. I started. I started listening to you on FSR when I would run out of my car or run out to my car at night, whenever I needed an escape from my high school girlfriend being at my house. How about that? Good for him? So about eleven years now, good for him. I was all growing up now, all growing up. I've always been curious about these food items

named after you. I'm taking a trip to the barbecue capital of the world next month, Kansas City, and I'll be driving straight through the state. I need to know the places you've said there's a place here around Denver, Kansas City, and Lawrence, Kansas. I want to eat all three and send you pictures. Are the places open, Yes, they are open, Colin, real quick in Kansas City. It's actually in Liberty, Missouri, which is not far away from

the Chiefs and the Royals Complex. It's the Landing Eateryan Pub. Landing Eater in Pub. It's the Ben Mallard chicken fingers, big large portion chicken tenders fried to perfection, mound of fries, mound of friest they actually had. There was a different location originally, but it's now at the Landing Eateryan Pub in Kansas City. The sports Book Bar and Grill. There's a couple of locations in Denver. In Greenwood Village is

one location. There's a second location and that's the Mallard breaded chicken sandwich hand battered chicken breast tossed with red red Hot sauce Frank's Red Hot sauce that I got some vegetables on there. You don't have to get that cheddar cheese. That's pretty cool. And then the last food item is the famous Flamingo Club the bird that is a ballet if you know what I'm saying there, Colin. And that's in Lawrence, Kansas, US say, Premier Gentleman's Club

in Lawrence, legendary place. It's the Mouller Fowler a mouthwatering chicken Sandwich, and so those are the three locations. And let me let me know because I know that our our guy in Boston has been consuming the He's done the full cycle a couple of times, moving Man Matt, but a very few other people have. Anyway, we'll leave it there. Add some other people that send email in I'm sorry we did not get to your email, but thank you. Try again next week. Thanks to Paris who

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