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Heart podcast network three days a week. Actually all this podcast is three days a week, but the overall podcast work in the radio work eight days a week. And as Don King used to rant back in the day, scrutinized, de spies, politicized, dramatized, chastised, analyzed, moralized, stigmatized, sensationalized, and criticized. That's how we operate here. Well, the one person that does say that happens to them all the time time is David Gagon that's his nickname, David Gascon, who's with

us again on the podcast for Better. It's kind of accurate. I think there's plenty of female listeners a part of your show that are always encouraging and always kind and yeah, one of your showering one of your fan girls reached out to me and asked for a power hour for Gascon that I would put you on the radio show and regale and life stories like a trip down your life with David guests that would never happen never, nor

should it happen. You work at the company. This is a way to highlight the callers to the show that are contributors to the show. But I've worked with you for the last fucking six years and you don't know what has it been six years? Yeah? And then on top of that, like you don't know dick about me personally, so like a lot about you. You've never invited me to your house. You've never I know that I've invited you to my house. You've been to my house a

few times. Have I been to your house once? Have you ever said, Hey, Ben, why don't you come over west of the four or five and hang out at the ocean? You know you don't like to dry No, but I would go, like I'd stop. Like Tito's Tacos is opening up June one. I love Tito's Tatoes. Yes, it's but only for take out, only for like you have to order it on your your app or whatever whatever app they have. So Tito's is opening first my favorite taco shop, which is not west of the four

or five. It's just east of the four or five. I wouldn't eat there if it was west of the four or five, but I could pick up a big box of Tito's and then cruise down because you're west of the four oh five not that far away from there, and uh, you know, I could pick some some tacos up and we're good. There you go, boom done, have a little picnic at the guess Ghana State. But that never invited. So does that mean that you want me to contribute to a power hour with you for an hour? No?

I do want to think about it. No, I'm all right, I'm all right. It's just odd that some people would would want that. I mean, you know, like stranger there's you know, it's I mean, I know it's a minor any group, but you know, there are some some people that listen to that actually like listening to me as well. I don't know if it's alone, but they do like listening to me when I'm working with you. So, um,

I don't know if it's necessarily. I think that's a bad thing, right, Uh, I know that on this podcast. I know that you can do this along. So I'm here for the ride. I'm kind of like in that little toy car next to you on the bike. But uh, you know, I think it's not a bad thing. Yeah, all right, and whatever. Just rambling, rambling and rumbling and stumbling and and all that. I did want to mention before we get into the meat of the fifth Hour

podcast today. I was very happy, Uh didn't I have not yet tweeted out or sent a message out on the Facebook or the Instagram about this cameo thing. I said I was gonna do it. I lied to you. I did not do it. I've only mentioned it here on the podcast a few times, and uh got get another can be in there. This week a couple of people were we're looking out and want a little cameo, So that was kind of cool. So that is still

an option if you're interested in that cameo. Dot com slash I think slash Ben Mallory, or just search my name on there. I don't know how that all works, that quick question, because I did. Uh. I think it directed me there once, so I wanted to know, why are you priced out differently than like Rob Parker and Clay Travis and some of the other people that work here. Um, well, I I you can adjust the product. I figured, like, you know, it's it's not to me, it's like whatever,

it's nothing to do these things. If the the the way this will work, like I I could charge five dollars for these or you know, like I think of some of the people that that charge you know, tons and tons. I mean some of these people are like out, like Mike Tyson's on there. I mean, I mean, I think we mentioned this before. Let me see, Mike Tyson is on cameo. He charges five, yeah, five hundred dollars

for Tyson to do a video. But he's not he's not available right now because he's training for a fight, so he's not temporarily unavailable. But yeah, you can, you can change. But now that I'll raise if if a bunch of people do this, like this is a get in price, you know, buy in price on that the cameo thing right now, But if it becomes a situation where they're get we're getting tons of them, then the price will go up because that's a time commitment. So

it's a get in price right now. But if you know, at some point when I start tweeting the stuff out, I'll probably have to raise the price because it'll you know, my time is valuable and all that stuff. But so now I's like, hey, why not, It's it's great, So get in while you can, while supplies last, get in before the price goes up. It's like it's a it's a sale. And eventually, yeah, I I could match the Rob Parker Clay Travis level on that if I wanted, I just click a button right now. I got an

app on my phone. I can click a button. But I'm gonna keep it, which I think. Let me see that. Let me do the math on this one on a second and use some mallar math mallor math. Of course, guests gun a version of math, but not always accurate, so I believe. Let me see here. I'm trying to think of the percentage difference between me and Clay and Rob on CAMEO. I think I'm cheaper, is that right? Yes, yeah,

I'm forty. You get off off right now, but you know, if if you start coming in all of a sudden bump, that up I'll match, I'll match Rob, I'll match Clay. Now do that. And I think with with doing something like this, do you feel more inclined to be different than them? Because I got to imagine the messages are pretty much the same. Obviously the vocals will be a little bit different, but why not, like why not wear a robe? Why not do something that's like a little

like a little more flavor to it, like do you yeah? Listen, here's the deal. I usually record these in my studio, my my studio here, because I'm in here most of the time. But if somebody has a request, like the cool thing when you sign up for the cameo thing, if you say, hey, you have to give a little description of what you want, kind of a point by

point of what you're hoping to get in the video. Right, So you could say, hey, can you do this from the beach, or can you do this from the park, or can you do this from your kitchen or you know, I'm fine, I don't care. I'll do the kitchen. I'll do it in the living room. But it doesn't matter. You want me sitting on the toilet. That might cost more than you know, my rate. Right now, I might have to raise my rate for that. But I'm open

to most of those scenarios. Maybe. As I said, if you want to see Bella, you know, Bella's got a price on her head, I'll pick bell up and show you my dog Bella. So sure, I mean all that's negotiable. Sure, Sorry, anywaying forward to it, uh and we'll have to get you on their guests to your guestc groupies can can message you, Jesus. That's all I need is like to be bombed by like a blind scott request like every like five minutes to do something the blind scott hotties, right,

the hotties from blind Scottie. Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller Show Weekdase It two a'm Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Alright, so we have study and survey this. It's no longer just study this, it's these All these studies are about the coronavirus burned out on that and they're mostly repetitive. So we'll mix in some surveys into that tribute to Penn and Teller, is it real or bullshit? We also have pop Quiz, which is

my favorite favorite part of this particular podcast. So we'll start out with study and survey of this. These are actual studies, actual surveys that have been conducted recently, and then we determine where we believe them or not. You know the bit alright. So here's one. Researchers who study how pain is processed in the brain. This is from Duke University have been searching for a pain center in the brain and they have made this last couple of

weeks eight studying discovery. In the process, they researchers from Duke claim that there is no sense her for feeling pains since many brain regions are involved in turning on painful sensations. However, researchers have identified a single area of the human brain that can turn off the feelings of pain. Now this is a double edged sword here at GASCUT because part of the human experience is to feel pain.

It's when you touch a hot stove you realize you shouldn't do that because you've burned your hand, when you touch a sharp knife. But the other side of that is there's so many people, and many of them are in the Malam militia that listen to me at night to say I can't sleep, I'm in chronic pain, and I I feel so terrible for these people. And my mom and her final years of her life was in horrific pain, just horrible pain. Uh. And so if there's a way to turn that off for people that that

really needed, that would be a wonderful breakthrough. That would be a aime changer for people. Yeah that on top of that, that's huge. That'd be a huge shot to

the to the pharmacy. Is would be a huge shot to the medical industry too, right, because you get so many people that it's unfortunate, but they are reliant on pills and then some become addicted to pills and pain medication whatever it may be, and they overdo it from time and time, or if they need to get that high, they go pills to drinking like they had the concoction they got together. So so so so now I feel like you're going down the highway where this is true. The

study at Duke is correct. But then the New World Order is going to step in and say that the big farm, big pharma is gonna be like, wait a minute, Uh, you guys can't go forward with this because we have to sell pain medications and make a lot of our

profit because of this. It's it's like the conspiracies on the internet, if you want to go down this road of the global elite and the shadow governments and all that stuff, that they years ago figured out a way for automobiles to run on something other than oil, like a few I'm talking about water, Like this is the old Like in the seventies, there were these stories that popped up in there that you could ride automobiles on water.

But the people in charge that were the overlords of the oil industry were like, they just bought the patents and they killed Yeah, I think. I mean, the pharmaceutical industry is a trillion dollar industry and the way that it becomes that way is most people. I mean, I'm I'm included in this, but most people are not educated on how to take care of their own body. And because that, the body breaks down some faster than others.

And then on top of that, they go to you know, medication for cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetes, like it doesn't matter what it is, and it's because of pharmaceuticals. You know, the industry pushes pills. You see it all the time. They're advertising for pills all the funk time. It doesn't matter if it's whatever I just mentioned, erectile this function,

like you could fucking name it. But if you did something like that to the human brain, I mean that would obviously do wonders for people that are are in chronic pain. Like you mentioned that your listeners at the same time, that'd be a huge gut shot to the pharmaceutical industry. I I don't question that at all. Yeah, yeah, listen, I I'm curious how this is all gonna play. I We'll we'll see what the study, if any comes to

this or not. But yeah, there's that our old argument in medicine that you're supposed to treat but not heal all the way, Right, you have always have to be a certain number of people that are sick. Otherwise he got props, right, They hospitals have to make money. Doctors have to make money. And if everyone's if you find the magic cure to to all of life's sales, then in the medical industries, uh up, ship Creek without a pass. I mean, look at our cell phones. I think you

have an iPhone, so do your iPhone? Our iPhones, we we track our battery life, and then all of a sudden, your battery life goes from a pent down to nine eight to seventy. That breaks down. You gotta get a new battery or get a new phone. Your apps don't work, you gotta get a new phone. Like I mean, these things are built to buy another one. It's like being a head coach in the national football like you're hired to get fired. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's an accurate way,

all right. Next up on study or survey this we have eating full fat milk or cheese twice a day. Could that's a wee word reduce your risk of heart disease? According to a new study, your full fat milk guy? Or I like cheese, man, I love cheese. I love cheese, cheese and burritos, cheese and tacos. Uh. I'll even have cheese on top of a salad. But pizza like you name it, Cheese on a burger, Chili cheese fries. Chili cheese fries are pretty good. It was a pretty pretty good. Yeah. Yeah,

there's no I don't know, there's no way. I don't believe that at all. Yeah, it sounds like bullshit. It's it's like the study. When one the study is about coffee, it'll be a coffee will help you live a long life, and then a cup of day I'll kill you, Like there's another study about that. So are you a milk guy anyway? Like do you know and I don't like I like chocolate milk or like strawberry milk. When I was a kid. That's the only way I would do

the milk. I put some powdered chocolate or powdered strawberry stuff in there. What about your cereals, Like what did you what did you ever eat cereal then as a kid or no, uh, yeah you know I had see yeah, might have milk in the cereal, but just just a little milk, just a little bit, because I didn't like my cereal gets Nobody wants their cereal getting soggy. You eat that those little what's that cereal with the chocolatetle

chocolate chip cookies, which is a breakfast cereal cocoa puffs. No, no, not cocoa puffs, a little chocolate chip cookies like little minie, Like I know what you're talking about. Yeah, not that though it is some other name. But there's that. And then I used a cinnamon toast crunch. I was a big I went through the whole all the big breakfast cereals. Yeah, you name it. Captain crunch. Love that can eat Captain Crunch.

It's it's not good to be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Al Right, moving on news. These are all surveys and studies. A survey says surveys, Uh, let's see your survey says that sixty five percent of Americans have given up on their workout routine during the lockdown. Yeah, have you guess gone given up on your workout routine during the lockdown? No? I believe that number. But actually,

on Wednesday. It's funny you bring this up because on Wednesday I went through a workout that I normally do do. It's it's like multiple circuits of high intensity training, and I fucking only did half of it. I was I was like I had of gas, I was unmotivated, and then on Thursday morning I woke up, I was like, I need to do it again, and I hammered it out.

I just felt guilty, but like I feel like a piece of ship if I don't work out because you used to it yourself, like you're in your studio fifteen hours plus a week, Like I'm not a week, a day or a day. Yeah, So like I'm the I'm the same one, Like I'm the same way. Like if if I'm not going outside of exercise, that I'm indoors and I feel like a piece of ship. Yeah. And I've changed my workout routine so I'm not doing anywhere like I did. Like I'm in the sixty percent. I'm

still working out. I'm just doing it a lot differently. I'm working out like an old person. I'm walking. I'm doing a lot of walking in the blistering hot sun, which I actually have come around too. I like it. It's I feel like I'm a prisoner that gets my one hour a day to go out in the prison yard and walk around the other prisoners. Now do you walk every day? Is that? Is that the routine? Like

you walk four or five miles every day? Uh? Well, the goal is over five miles a day, and I do it Monday through Friday and then on the weekends. If my I can hornswaggle the wife to to go with me, I will do it, but she she sometimes I was like, let's just stay home, and so I'm like, all right, whatever. Interesting. Yeah, I mean I I was waiting for a phone call earlier in the week when you promise you'd call me while you're walking five miles

and I never got that phone call. So I was curious if you skip that day of walking or just skipping the day of calling me back. Glad that you let that didn't bring that up, and you talk to your shrink and you figured everything out there. Right, that's good. That's good. That's good. I like that. So I like that you're still frightened by that. I like that's good. Yeah's not. Seriously, that's solid. That's a that's a wonderful thing. Yeah,

any other things you want to bring up here? Just I was just waiting for you to call me back. That's all I was asking for. Yeah, you know, I text you enough. Okay. My time is very valuable you. You know, if you want me to get back to you, go on camp. I will make a video, a personalized video for you and uh anything you want their gas, find any questions you have. Just to feel free and don't be shy, don't be bashful. I will be more than happy to help you out. Surt down thirty dollar. Listen,

why not come on, let's I'll help you out. You got to use my my influence here, that's my that's my bargaining chip right there. You know, I'll cut you a deal for you. For you, it's like twenty bucks. How about that, guest, only twenty and instead, what I'll do is I'll send it to you through Vemo. So that way you're not losing any commission from Cameo. Right, how about that? There you go? There you go that, yeah,

because they do get a cut of that. Right. So all right, let's see next up on studying servey, this forty two of Americans would like to return to their monthly habits such as heading the concerts, movies, theaters, sporting events, but only about half of those who were surveyed who

frequented restaurants and gyms would return anytime soon. According to this new survey out, so people want to go back to sporting events, theaters, movies, and concerts, but they do not want to go back to the gym or restaurants. I am fine going to restaurants. I would like to go to a restaurant. In fact, here in California where we do the show from in l A, everything's still closed up the restaurants. But in Orange County there are

restaurants that they are starting to open up. And my my dad lives in Orange County, so I'm thinking about going down and seeing Pops and the going getting a nice meal in a restaurant because a lot of them too in that area have the indoor outdoor dining, which is which is always nice. But I mean we have the luxury here in southern California. We get a lot of theaters and ample theaters that have the indoor outdoor environments too. I think the the Greek, the Hollywood Bowl

that come to mind. Of course, you think that people are going to Stage coach Um. You know you're going to all these events and these festivals that are outside, of course, like you got the Great Western Form and Staples Center, which you're indoors. But yeah, that's a little bit different. Are you cautious about going to the gym though, I mean it's not open. I can't go to the gym. I'm not I'm not going back to the gym. I'm done.

And the reason I'm done is. I saw a video that describe what the new gym is gonna be like, it just doesn't work for me. I'm done, I'm out. They're not getting my money. I got an exercise routine. I'll do that and then you know, go pound pound sand with a ruber mallet. I knocked yourself out. I'm not. I'm not gonna bother its bull crap. It's we can say bullshit here, it's bullshit. So when I say bull crap on the radio, I mean bullshit, but I can't say bullshit, so I can. I can say bullshit here,

but I when I say bull crap, it's bullshit. So what you're gonna go back to the gym? Guest, you gonna run back. You see all the requirements that the only thirty minute workouts, not open twenty four hours a day. The gym I go tow was twenty four hours a day, No longer twenty four hours a day. I mean that's horrible because you gotta check in. I think you have to go on an app to check in to go work out, and then yeah, they they kick you out. Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know if my

gym does that. Yet I um, I work out at the the UFC, like certain gyms for the UFC, or like the the corporate ones. They're they're massive because they do like showcase events with the UFC fighters, and then the other ones are ones that they bought, so they're smaller. They're just like a kickboxing studio or a boxing gym. I don't know what they're gonna do, but I do know that they do a great job of keeping things clean.

But you just don't know what the fucking people are clean? Right, Like you don't like the bathrooms, the saunas like all that other ship. No, people are dirty and the disgusting, and it's just how people are. People are always going to be like, uh, the number one number one thing that Americans are spending their stimulus check on is me saying like video game apps. I would say, um, I think about this, walk through this in your mind. What do you think people, the majority, the rank and file,

what do you think they're doing. I think it's an alcohol gonna go booze alcohol. I could say food. You could say food. That is right, you could say food. It goes along the same lines. Yeah, I'll go. I'll go like food and alcohol. Uh No, they're spending on bills. They're paying off bills. Thirty percent of people said they use their stimulus checks to pay bills. Uh it said. Another sign here that Americans are struggling to make ends meet guescout because people spending their money to pay What

did you spend your stimulus check on? Guest? I spent it on actually invested it. So you did stock real estate? Yea little stock deal. Yeah, it's a little stock. So yeah, there's a there's a fan of your show and he's he's a pilot. He might appreciate what I invested in. I'll just leave it at that. Ah did he give you a little tip there? No, he didn't. But but I just figured, like with the way that the airline industries are right now, um, you know, what goes down

must come up and vice versa. So long term play. Okay, So you're going the long game the macro instead of the micro. Yeah. I think that's why. I mean, if I had major debt, it would go absolutely to the debt. I think that's like number one. You don't want to be uh, you don't want to be suffering because you got Uncle Sam or somebody else over you hocking and you for interest and whatnot. So I get rid of

that debt, don't be a slave to it. All right, let's see here when we have we have one more in studying survey this and we'll get the pop quiz. According to a new survey, two thirds of Americans said they flat out don't remember the last time they wore real pants. Does this include you, guess when's the last time you wore re youl pants? Actually, the last time I wore real pants was the day that we got

put on on quarantine. If I don't know if you remember this, but I was talking to you about booking a commercial and oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you were messing around with the schedule because you had a commercial you had to do. Yeah. So, like the commercial required me to be a sportscaster, and I had to go, well, that's that's a stretch. I don't know. Yeah, you're gonna have to really work as an actor to get to a sports guest. Yeah. Yeah, so I had to go

full suit and time whatnot. So that was the last time. No, uh no, I went full commando though, So you could appreciate that. I know, I know you're a big fan of commando styles, so it's you know, now, I'm a fan of cameo, not commando. Confusing those things is a bad job by you. Alright, shame on you. Jeez. All right, pop quiz. Here we go, pop quiz. These are actual quiz questions, and I'm quizzing gas comp but I'm really quizzing you. As you listen to this, will you do

whatever the hell you do? I don't know what you do when you're listening to the podcast, but but anyway, here it is. Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific. So of us gascon say they've had this nightmare since the pandemics started. What is it? Uh, they've had a nightmare of dying, getting sick and dying in the hospital. No,

the nightmare. People claim they've had a nightmare of being chased. Oh, I guess that's some kind of loose correlation between the coronavirus, trying to avoid it chasing after you're being chased by the coronavirus. It reminds me, did you download the new iPhone update? You know? I have not, And the reason I have not is my phone will not allow me. You know how you usually go over there and you click there's a I'm gonna go to it right now. Hold on a second, do you have any music for this?

I go to the general Update software update, click on that, and then it says you can install this update when your I phone is finished restoring from the iCloud backup. But it never has. I have not been able to do it, And there's I can't quickly install now button. Okay, so I don't know what's going on. It's been like this for a couple of weeks. So yeah, there's a there's a new tracer on there. Oh yes, so there's a tracer on there, so you're you're fortunately you have

not done that yet. But there's like if you go into the tracing COVID nineteen exposure really yeah. So like if you go into your iPhone, you go to Privacy and then go to the tab which is health, there's an icon on there which you could turn on or off for enabling let me do s. I'm going to uh Privacy, there's a blue hand, and then go down to health. You said, yes, the health icon, so like you you probably won't have it in there since you

didn't download it. But there's a new COVID nineteen exposure program on there which would log and trace you. Um is that right? Yeah, so they say that it would be kept private, but yeah, everything's private until it's not private. Yes, it says what is your definition to private? Like how many people have access to it or just the company itself. It actually says when enabled, iPhone can exchange random ideas

with other devices using Bluetooth. This enables an app to notify you if you may have been exposed to COVID nineteen. So basically your phone is written somebody else out or vice versa. Wow. All right, uh, pop quiz here. According to a recent pull, eighty one percent of Americans think members of this profession are honest. That makes it the most trusted group in the United States. What is it? I would say medicine, doctors, nurses. Yeah, well not doctors,

but nurses. Trust the nurse. Nurses do all the work. It's seen, not all of it, but I like when I go to the doctor, it's like that I feel like the nurses are doing everything and then the doctor does like, yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like it doesn't that's what it feels like to me when I'm out at the doctor. But they don't get paid as much, but they do so much work there. Yeah, yeah, I can, I can relate to that. I don't know what you're talking,

no idea. Uh did you have? Like that's reminds me because you had because you're always with nurses when you had your your gallbladder remove right, like the doctor barely came in to to check up on. Yeah. Like the doctor would come in and say, all right, here's what we're gonna do, but then the nurses were Yeah, it was mostly with nurses. That's great, Big Ben Mallley with the gown on and just on the road to recover with a bunch of hot nurses. I'm sure you enjoyed

that they weren't hot by the way. Anyway, all right, A A new report says electronics were the number one thing left behind at hotels in the US last year. What was number two? Gosh? I was gonna say, like socks. Do you think socks? Yeah? Alright, is that your final answer? Yes? Uh? No, stuffed animals. Stuffed animals. Yeah, Like you're bringing kids on a vacation and the kids leave their stuffed animals behind that kind all right? Well you disappointed by that? I

thought it was something better. I mean, I wouldn't I always leave like socks or like boxers behind when I check out of hotels. Well, you're a pig clean up after myself. Soldiers from Massachusetts fighting in World War Two made this food item popular, which is still popular today. What is it? I think you know? I didn't do this one hot dogs? No, see, the hot dogs was lasting. This is chocolate chip cookies. The chocolate chip cookie was invented in Massachusetts. Toll how us was a restaurant was

really good? Yeah? Yeah, it was a restaurant in somewhere, and I think it was in Massachusetts. It was somewhere in the northeast, then in the New Orleans states, and they were the first ones to come up with the chocolate chip cookie. Uh. Let's see, thirty three of us have purchased one of these since the pandemic began. What is it? Guess gon? What is it? Um? That can't be a mask? Can it? M Thirty of us have purchased a new subscription service like Hulu or Netflix or

was it the peacock? Is that what they're calling that NBC, ESPN Plus. Yeah, yeah, we rotate. We have a little system here like you. We might get HBO for a month and we'll drop it and we'll pick up something else we have, Like we have two. We always have Netflix and Hulu, but then the other one. We wrote it. You guys don't would take with family members. Uh, that would be illegal, guest gon, you should not do that. You should never. You know, I don't know what you're

talking about. Maybe we do, maybe we don't. Who knows. A new survey says nearly two and five pet owners admit that they do this for their pet on a daily basis. What is it? Um They walk them like they picked them up and walk them like, hold them like a child and walk them around, cuddle them and all that. That is incorrect. Yes, and you are incorrect.

I'm sorry you do not win the prize. The correct answer is they leave a radio on when they leave the house of the animal has something to enjoy, some nice audio content. Hopefully they leave the Ben Maller Show on overnight or the podcast on. That would be great, that would be good. Put it on loop. I know, we'll leave a light on for for Bella if we leave and we're gonna be gone for for kind of a nighttime thing. We'll leave a light on for the dog. Good.

I think dogs all right in the darkness, though, don't they have a pretty good vision? Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at Fox sports Radio dot com and within the I Heart Radio app search f s R to listen live. In a questionnaire, people were asked to choose one thing to be buried in a time capsule for a hundred years. What would you bury in a time capsule for a hundred of years? What was the

number one item? People mentioned? Fuck? Um? They did not mention fuck, it's not on the list. The first thought was like a driver package that But first thought was maybe like a driver's license. Um uh what a picture? Picture? Alright? Picture reasonable? Why not put a picture in there? Uh? No? The correct answer a twinkie. Why would is this? Because the urban legend of twinkie will last forever? It has no but it shouldn't You put a jar of honey

because honey will last forever. If it's sealed properly and kept properly, honey will never expire. It if I opened a store. I'd open a honey shop because the biggest problem when you own a business is, especially in the food businesses stuff goes bad, you gotta get rid of. You gotta sell. If you don't sell, it goes bad, you gotta get you dump it. So if you open a shop that only sells honey, the product never goes bad.

It's great that a good call. Thank you. Uh. This food related word was first used over a thousand years ago. What is it? It's a food dish that we eat today. Millions of people to day eat this. Why millions of years ago? It was a thousand years ago, first years, thousand years Stu, Yeah, it's not a bad guess. Pizza. The phrase pizza was first used thousand years ago. All right. New survey asks Americans to name the spring cleaning chore

they dread doing dusting. You think dusting? No, No, not dusting, cleaning the toilet, paper, clean the tyb bowl. Surprisingly, not cleaning the toilet bowl. The correct answer cleaning the windows. A lot of people don't even bother cleaning the windows, right, like blinds up and and all that. It is said. The first time this instrument was played in public was at Woodstock. What is it? Um is in your generation? You're you're a boomer Um electric close air guitar Joe

Cocker air guitar at Woodstock. Supposedly it's the the legend alright, So we used the phrase earlier. Just with with pizza was first recorded a thousand years ago. We go back even further in time. The first recorded mention of this profession was found in an ancient Egyptian tomb. This is a profession. Do do do do do? Do? Do do do a carpenter? Do do do do? Do? Do Do do do? Nope, not carpenter the correct answer at Dennis Dennis, ancient Egyptian tomb.

Imagine what early dental work must be like. Oh my god, I was in uh Pennsylvania. I went to a Revolutionary war museum and they had some of the devices used to treat people in the battlefield. Oh my god, Probably it looks like torture. Oh it does, it does, all right, they say, whoever they are, if you want these to last longer, you should keep them in the fridge. But it's not a food item. Flowers, no rubber bands. I've never heard that before. Have you heard that? Heard it

with batteries, Oh, batteries, you keep them in there. Yeah, rubber bands, they say, rubber bands. I don't have any rubber bands to do. I can I can't really test that out. Thirty of people admit they do this while watching television, play on their cell phone. Nope, they yell at the television. They yell at Yeah, that's a high percentage. Well did you see someone on the news you don't like it? Like, oh that's bullshit and you're like screw that or whatever. Do people talk back to the radio,

like when we're talking to people stupid? Why did you say that you're an idiot? Ye? Well, yeah, you're an idiot. How dare you doare you question me calling me an idiot? I'm gonna call you an idiot? Or if they're singing, that can be considered yelling, right, if they're singing while they're you know, and driving and listen to music. Oh yeah, yeah, sure, all right yeah. This up to the game was first played about eighty years ago in a church basement. What

is it? TikTok tell tick tech? Uh? No? Uh? Scrabble. The game Scrabble was invented in the basement of a church, Great Big scrabble guy, Yeah, I haven't played in a long time. No, right now, that's yeah, scrabble, chess, checkers, yeah, alright, last pop quiz. Here we go. If someone does this at work every day during their life, they will lose a hundred and ninety days of productivity over their full lifetime.

Someone does this at work every day, they will end up losing a hundred and ninety days of productivity over their life. That more than half a year. Right, almost, yet, what is gossip? That is a good guest, but that is incorrect. Come down, sorry, correct answer. Make a pot of coffee. You make a pot of coffee a day, and it adds up to a hundred and ninety days of productivity that is lost because you're making your coffee.

That's interesting because we like at our studios here we have a pretty nice coffee and espresso maker that's high end. You put these little pockets in there and it shoots out the stuff there is. It's like, I think it's everything coffee. Uh you got coffee espresso and I think t and yeah that's pretty dynamite. So yeah, that's a

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