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for that and back. Unfortunately, I thought maybe he would take Saturday off from West of the four h five lot. Dah yippie kai a David Gascarro. I'd like to h bring myself into this party and say the fifth hour with Gascon is like taking a dump without butt wipes. I will not listen unless he is back. That is a great raving review that was given to us on the how about this one Apple iTunes. It was probably the first one I looked at. Andy good reason to Hey, Ben,

can you please give me Ryan Smith's Twitter account? He was great. I want to follow him on Twitter. From Steve on Twitter. That was that one Stevie Wonder. I mean the guy a lot of people were dying to get more information on on Ryan. I mean, the guy was a star. I know you're jealous and you're upset, and you keep bringing this up, but I mean, you just got school. Do you the replace? It's like the old the line we used to have about Jim Rome back in the day when Rome was always paranoid. The

legend was of Jim Rome. He was always paranoid. He didn't want to have anyone really good filling for him, so we guys like scrub guys fill in formed because you don't want anyone to show him up. You made the mistake of allowing a professional um just a confident. He's an ass hat and so are you for trying to pump him up like that. About this from Adrian Alvarez, Ben and Gascon. I have to give credit where credit

is due. As much as I bust the West of the four or five guys, chops, I actually missed him this past weekend that Ryan Smith wrestler guy was horrible. He fucking sucked. You guys have absolutely much better chemistry on the podcast together than Ben and Ryan did. So Gascon stick around, would you, Adrian? I'll think about it. Yeah, one of many. Nobody wants you to stick around. All right, Uh, let me tell you something here. First of all, just because you went out and created a bunch of Gmail

accounts to send yourself emails, I understand, um. Remember, all right, so you you it's you have selective choosing of the podt cast here and I go on with that note from Adrian I have he was really good? Did you want me to continue with that? Also, I'm dealing with my first hemorroid and I wanted to know if either one of you guys have ever had one and how you dealt with it. I've been going through preparation a routine, and the hemorroid seems to be shrinking slowly. I'll keep

you guys posted. Ben asked Doc Doc Mike, how you deal with hemorrhoids? Please? You're you're so paranoid that I am going to read the next post. I have acknowledging one of the fans that wrote and took the time to see you didn't think you didn't think that I was gonna go look at the podcast information. I didn't think I was gonna look at it. And by the way, we need positive podcast views. We need the good podcast

reviews five stars, five stars. Go on the podcast and give us the five star review on the Apple podcast page. It's very simple to do. I know it's paying the st We just gotta click a button. You don't have to write anything, but its nice of you do. I thought Marri Hannah or Marihuanna really summed up the pulse of the people here. So I'd like to read that if I can't have a little time here. Um yeah, So I thought this really was and this is really

I've gotten. This is the feedback I've gotten. Marahna rights and says, I'm writing another five star review again just because the New Kid on the Block episode was so good and I enjoyed it so much, and I didn't miss the pompous a whole gascon and it was a huge relief. Hope to see more changes in an attempt to get better and to grow more. Well, thank you, and that's a five star review. Five stars. Thank you so much, Thank you so much. I I really do

appreciate it. That was outstanding, out standing, And I guess would you like to have a rebuttal because that sums up what I'm getting the feedback I'm getting here. No one listens to this anyway, so it doesn't matter. We'll drop in the in the ocean. Well, when you're on, that's true, no one's listening. When other people are on, people seem to be listening. I don't know. Yeah, there you go. Who wrote that? By the way, Ah, that

was Mari hunnah hun. Well fuck him too. How do you use You're assuming it's a it's a guy, it might be a woman. Now, No women love me. That's not true, that's what. That's not what I hear from Kentucky to Montana to Colorado. Just because because you are harassed, the women does not love you. I mean, just because they just want to pacify you so you go away. It's pursuing, that's what it is. Yeah, some people call

it stockings. Also, it depends on listen. I haven't had any of my female fans offered me a blowjob like your male fans have offered you. That's that's fine. Well, I mean to each their own. Yeah, yeah, you know it's a man, and we get a problem with that. No, it's all you man, all right, I'm gitting accepted it. I'm just rich. It's a very giving act that you would be willing to all right. Anyway, we got pop quiz and the mailbag, so let's not dilly dally because

time is a wasting gast. Go on, So we'll start with the pop quizzies are actual things I found around the internet and I found them interesting, and so we'll we'll go through these. I will quiz guest, go on. He will get them all wrong, uh, and then we will laugh at him and we will give you the answer. All right. So this was created fifties six years ago. It is something that you probably use every day. You could be using it right now. What is it? Cell

phone charger? And I don't know. Um, well you said cell phone charger. That's your final answer. Now, ums, I'm using right now. It's something that you're probably using right now as well. Do a power cable? Do do do do? Do? Do do do? The computer mouse was created fifty six years ago. Yeah, that is interesting. That's in the you do the math on that you go back fifty six years that's in the nineteen sixties. They came up with

this in the nineteen sixties. And my my dad worked in computers when when he was younger, and the computers were like they took up an entire rule, you know, the early computers, but they had the mouse. All right. Legend has it in the wild West, a way to cure this ailment was to have a tea made from rabbit shit. What ailment were they trying to fix? Rabbit shit? T repeat that one more time, all right, So back in the old wild West, on the frontier, the unsettled

wild West. Uh, in order to treat this ailment, they believe that you made tea from robert a rabbit ship and that would be the way to solve your problems out there when you're a cowboy, um vigilante, wild bill, hiccock, I don't jock catch wow as a terrible guess. Uh No, hangover chicken pox, but hangover hang hangover? Yeah, keep drinking again? Too much whiskey at the saloon? And what should be salon?

That's one of the great misspellings of all time, right that the term they were trying to get his salon, which is a European term and they misspelled it and so turned into saloon fun fact. All right, Uh, this South Pacific University is currently accepting or a a South Pacific University rather is currently accepting this item that you could find in the produce department as tuition. So you can pay your tuition with an item you can get at the at the grocery store or in the produce

department Hawaii. No, no, no, I'm not gonna the piece of produce that you could use, not the location. Um pomegrant coconuts? All right? Why are coconuts so value? I don't know, they're not rare. I need more. I need to know more about that. Off to look that up are A survey of Americans between the ages of eleven and twenty four revealed surprisingly that fort of people in America between eleven and twenty four have never done this activity. What is it? Swam? No camp or hike? Oh wow,

I get that. If you're a kid in a big city, you're not gonna go out of camping. When if you're in the Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts, it's not five guests, and most kids aren't in the Boy Scouts of the girl's Scots. Didn't they get rid of boy scouts? Or isn't there scouts now? Because of the PC police, you can't get your merit badge on that one. Alright. A smart version of this very basic household item can be yours for a hundred and fifty dollars smart version

remote control coaster. Fuck? Who the what does that? What does a smart coaster do? Now? I'm serious, like that couldn't possibly do? Could it keep the drink warmer or cool? Or maybe it actually drives up the condensation from the drink? Yeah? Maybe, but hundred and fifty bucks? All right? Nearly parents say they do this regularly at the dinner table. Belch. Now they eat their kids leftovers? Oh yeah, that makes sense, right, it makes some mac and cheese. You're like, hey, I

want a little war mac and cheese. I mean, I'm good, all right? One third of us will do this by noon on Christmas Day? What is it? Sleep? No? Have a alcoholic beverage by noon? Wow? So you get up early because Santa's knocked on your door, You opened the presence and you're right to the open bar. Is that how that works? A little egg non, little klua, little little white Russian. Why not? Alright, of us will do this for extra money over the holidays. Strip, that's what

that's what you would do. Sell. You worked at Chipping Deals, do you guess scout works at Chippendale's. I'm gonna say sell, sell memorabilia or sell some I don't know, personal artifacts. No, that is incorrect. It is actually, uh, make a side deal to say, hey, you know, I'm not gonna let's just not exchange gifts this year. So you save money on that. Okay, yeah, you save money on that. You don't have to exchange gifts and so there's that, all right.

Christmas shopping can be very stressful for some uh you know, get the pandemic and all that. A new survey asked people about the most stressful parts of shopping for the holidays, and they said that trying to find the perfect gift gift came in at number one. What was number two? Number two was parking. That's actually a really good guess, but not in because uh, it's trying to find something

that's sold out, like the hot video game PlayStation PlayStation five. Yeah. Uh. Sixty six percent of the world's population, not just America, the globe has never seen this an eclipse. No snow really, yeah, sixty six percent? How is that? I guess that's because is that because scent of the world it only snow. It must only snow in thirty percent of the world Otherwise I used Miller math on that, guest gun, he

used Miller math on that. But I mean that seems but just the way that Europe is is set up, you should be able to travel to see snow and experience it. Russia, Um, well, like we usually live in We live in southern California, like we were. Fortunately we can go to the snow capped mountains above. But it doesn't snow if we didn't have the mountains. If you're in Kansas, although it does snow there, but it's weird. I I don't get. I guess South America does it not,

must not snow a lot Florida. If you're in Brazil, does it snow? Or Argentina or something. I don't know. All right, due to the pandemic, we've been doing this an extra four hours a day. What is it. I'm doing it right now, playing on our phone, sitting on our butts, Yeah, sitting on our asses. It's not carriers or tail feathers. No, it's not. It's awful. Yeah, I've been trying to get out and get my body moving a little bit, but I have a job where I'm

required to sit on my ass. But it's there for though. I mean, when you you have a four hour show, you have a few hours to prep and and obviously watch events. But people that have a typical nine to five I mean, well, I make this a nine to five job. Guess again, I turned this into But what I mean is you're just you're You're not stuck at a computer staring at at graphs and at print and at documents and you know, the redundant ship. You're actually

watching live sporting events. Oh that is true. That is true, although not much. I I'm not into college basketball right now. I just can't get into it. So I have had a lot of free nights recently unless the NFL is playing. So the NBA is gonna get started up here at the end of the month, and I'll watch some of those games, but I can't get really all that worked

up into that. Yeah, wait till the NBA media starts freaking out because you're gonna have teams, are gonna have the coronavirus and all that, and they're gonna, oh, you should have had a bubble Adam Silver doesn't care about the players. Oh my gotta Now, what would you do as a member of the media if they require you to have a COVID nineteen certificate to enter? I think it's pretty ridiculous. I don't I don't support that the

thing they're talking about. I don't know how much of that is actually true and how much of that's just internet crap about how you can fly, you're gonna need that and this, that and the other thing. Uh, how do you how do you prove it? Though? I mean, I know the conspiracy theory is that the I was reading this somebody sent it to me the other day that the conspiracy theory is that the vaccine is going to leave a mark on your body so the people can see whether you've had it or not. I don't

know that the mark of lucifer. I'm skeptical, but it could. It could be a state mandated certificate, right something from Yeah, I know, I know, you know people you get it forged, boom done, problem solved. Yeah. Uh, men have told this lie to get out of a new relationship. That's what they have to go to work. No, they live with their parents. No, what about there's plenty of good ways to get out of that. How do you get out of that one? I would say, you have to go

to work, family emergency. When I was dating, the women would say, I got a headache, I forget my nails done. My girlfriend broke up, she needs me to hang out with those kind of things. That's what the women would use against me. That happen, Yeah, happened a lot. I'm an expert. I could write a book about that or whatever. It leads you. It led you to being married. Now, that's true, that's true, all right. In a recent survey, four percent of people said that thanks to the pandemic,

they no longer do this. Doo doo doo doo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do? Eat out, eat fast food. No, I think more people are eating food because of the drive. Three you can go right through. The correct answer is where deodorant el stinko has arrived you. You stopped wearing deodoran years ago, right for you became a hippie. I got a nice aroma about me. My pheromones are a plus. That's not what she said. It's not what she says.

In a recent survey, fifty five percent of people have admitted that they have lied about this to keep from hurting someone's feelings. Us their sex count, Oh, like how high they were, how many partners? No, that's not it. This is something that involves how how how much they weigh. No, it's uh. When you go out and you have somebody makes you like a casserole and you have dinner at their house and it sucks. It's like eating dog food,

it's like eating alcohol and you're like, oh, it's pretty good. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it's tough. You know, who can talking about that as a not not to get carried away here, but the college football and basketball coaches recruiting traditionally the way it has worked, and you know this, guess gun, You go to the parents house to sell the fact that you want them their son to come play for your football team. So you know, Nick Saban will fly

in as the closer. And then the traditional cliche trope of that is the uh, you know, the mom or the dad will make you know, lasagna and then have dinner at the house. You know, and then so the coach has to eat it. How many shitty meals you think John Calipari and Nick Saban, those guys have had over the years where they had to say, boy, that's really delicious. That is let me tell you something. Your son is so lucky to have you as a mom.

That spaghetti did not taste like worms. It tasted really wonderfully. Unless it did taste like worms. You know, it's like, jeez, you know, what about what about someone like Rick Pettino? Oh yeah, well Petino is another one. They can go to it Italian or resturants after and have a little fun in Louisville. He's like when it comes to having fun, he's like Kyler Murray is just a little fun, a

little all right. Yeah, you're gonna spend an average of thirty six hours a year here where that's the question doctor's office? Well, for you, it's more than thirty six hours, But for the rest of us it is. No, it's something in the house, bathroom. No, well probably more than that. After um, it involves the kitchen. Do do do the pantry?

I don't know. Standing in front of the fridge trying to figure out whether to find something or what you want to eat, right, whether you're looking for something that's in there you need to cook, or you're just you're hungry and you want it. Late nights snack, do you get like that? No, I I when I started fasting, I don't even worry about late night staxs. The only thing I do have an issue with the refrigerator is because it is all over its helter skelter. It's all

over the place. So like we'll be cooking and my wife will be like, hey, can you go get so and so out of refrigerator, So then it becomes a ten minute fishing expedition to try to find said item in the refrigerator. So that that isn't But yeah, since I started fasting, I don't snack. I don't. I mean on the weekends, I might. I'll go crazy and have a meal and then I'll snack and you know, a couple of hours later and then have like a small meal after that. But that's about during the week. I

don't even eat most days. So that's not bad. Yeah, damn it, it's actually it works for me. I don't know if it's the greatest thing in the world. Y're not, but it works for me. All right, we have the mail bag. You want to get to the mailbag. Would like that? They want they want to be part of the mail bag. All right, these are actual questions by actual listeners. You guys did a good job. I like this batch of questions. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Good job by you on the Facebook page. I posted this on Wednesday morning, Ben Maller's show on Facebook. We also have some questions via email Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. It's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. First one comes from John the Jailer and Allan Toown p A. He says, like millions of people, I get my medical advice from an overnight radio talk shows. Thank you John, Being that you are an essential employee like myself. Will you be getting the COVID vaccine when it comes out?

Since Gascon is not essential, he may need to wait like the rest of the commoners. Alright, So this is related to what we're talking about earlier. So you don't seem like you you you're into the vaccine, giscon? Is that fair to say that you're not gonna be the first one in line to get the vaccine yet? Way, you gotta give that up to frontline workers and of course the elderly. But if you were offered vaccine, you would not take How many people have to have the

vaccine before you would be comfortable taking said vaccine. I wouldn't take it. You're not gonna take it at all? What the recovery rate has, how high it is. I'm not like, I don't think I need to take it either. Um, I might be forced to take it, which I don't like. But I think it should be up to the person whether they want to take it or not. Yeah, my body, my choice. Right, it used to be the way it was. But I mean enough, I think enough people will do

it that this thing will we'll fade away. Who knows? Valls fan Jimmy right and says, would you eat a plate of chitling for five thousand dollars? Says for both you and guest gon chitterlings. Do you know what a chitterling is? What is that? I looked it up. Uh. This is from Valls Fan Jimmy our buddy in Fayetteville, Tennessee. Chitterlings are a Southern food and it is it's it looks like crispy kind of churros, except it's made from the large intestine of a hog. Yeah, it doesn't sound

good at all. Five thousand bucks, though, I don't think I could do it my When I tasted those bolt testicles, I bit into the vein in the texture, like if the texture is okay, if it's just like if I don't realize what I'm eating is a large hog intestine of a hog. I could probably do it, like like the poll testical thing. If I'd eaten the original bowl testicles like deep pride, it tastes like chicken. What I did, I raw dogged it. It was bad. It was bad.

But for five grand I would do a lot of things for money, I could buy a lot of stock gascon with dividends and all that, so I'd consider it. I would. Yeah, five grand will go a long way. Mario in Southern California says, my wife is from the Philippines. Would you eat? I don't know how to pronounce it, b a l ut? You ever heard of that ballot? Ballot that? Oh this is even worse. He's he told. What what Mario did is he told Walls Fan, Jimmy, hold my beer. So we told you that the chitterlings

is the large intestine of a hog. According to the Internet, b A l u t is a philip addition from the Philippines. It is developing bird embryo, usually a duck that is boiled and eaten out of the shell. Oh my god, fuck, Hey, I'm good on that, Mario. Does your wife make that for you? Mario is She's like, hey, Mario, I got some embryo for you here enjoy. Oh yeah. Who's the first person that said that's let's let's eat that.

Let's see how that goes. Chris and Marrik Cocona O. Marri Cocona says, getting into radio, it seemed to be career suicide. Give in the low pay. Tell me I'm wrong, He says, Well, Chris, this the year is where you follow what you want to do. Life is short. You never know when the next pandemic or world war is gonna pop up and fuck your life up, and so

follow your your dreams. So if your radio is a fun industry, and I've enjoyed being in radio and having you know, if we have a good time doing the radio stuff and all that, um, it doesn't pay the greatest, it pays, all right, It doesn't pay the greatest, and certainly when you start out in local radio it's usually terrible. You're better off working at at Wendy's. You'll make more money. But if you love it, if you have a passion for it, you can do it. And it's like Robert Sala,

the defensive coordinator of the forty nine. Is that guy. His story is a good story. Is probably gonna be the Lions coach, but he was. He played football in college, He got out of college, he worked in fine aunts, I believe, and then his brother was in one of the towers on nine eleven and his brother got out, but they didn't know for a while, and he realized

that day. He had an epiphany in the early two thousands, and you know, no, you know, early September of one, he's like, hey, you know, life short, let me follow my passion, my passions football. He went into coaching, worked his way up, and now he's about to become an NFL head coach. Was a pretty cool story. But he followed his passion because he realized, you know, you might as well enjoy it. So not being said, if you want to get paid, I would recommend television rather than

than radio. And he also says Chris in Marracoca to iowas is, what is your favorite Christmas food? Well? I like the jelly donuts and the latkas on hanaka, That's what I like. What about you? Guess? I don't know if I have a favorite Christmas entree? You don't like any Christmas related? What are traditional Christmas? You do? Not? No? No for the July Thanksgiving? Those are traditional hamburgers and

hot dogs, turkey, ham mashed potatoes. Yeah. David from Simpsonville, South Carolina says, as a Kentucky fan, I will not buy a Duke North Carolina, Tennessee or Louisville hat. Ben Besides the a strows and the Laker hats? Are there eighty you refuse to buy or where? Every time you say number one, my cat Cash runs into the room me owing very loudly. He's a member of the militia. Also, uh, there you go, waiting for your selection hat for Hanukkah. There you go. Well, thank you, David, I do want

to thank you. David's the hat benefactor who come up with that sweet looking Kentucky Wildcats hat which I've used on the on the podcast. The radio show version of the podcast a couple of times the video podcast. But um, yeah, I would say the San Francisco Giants. I would not. I don't think I would be caught wearing a Giant's hat. That would be on my list. Trying to think who else off the top of my head, Lakers, Astros, Uh, yeah, they would be there. Giants, probably the Niners because I'm

a Rams fan. That's the rival, the big rival there. But outside of that, pretty much fair game. I say that guests on knowing that I'm gonna forget one and someone will send me the hat and I will have to wear it because I just gave my list. Yeah, I gotta get back to David on the the Hanukah hat there. I don't I don't know. I gotta think it's very kind of you. I appreciate that. Pierre, friend of alf the Alien Opiner, says Benjamin as a true man of the people, salt of the earth, working man.

I know that, given the opportunity, you would work every day. And I'm guessing the same camp be said for Mr West of the four oh five. So my question is how many podcasts will Gascon be skipping over the holidays? There you go, and he has a follow up question. Now, that is a good question. Gascon. Now you you, we know you. You're a little lazy. You don't have the work ethic, you don't have to desire the drive. You do not have that. Um, so what are we looking at?

How many podcasts will you be skipping? And then I'll have to skip some as well. We've got Christmas and New Year's back to back, belly to belly. Those are good days to take off. I think I'll take off all all six of those days. It's a good idea. Yeah, is that right? Yeah? Okay, So so that's good news. We'll get Ryan Smith in here. That's a great idea. I think that'd be a great way to close out.

As bad as it is, it'll get even worse now. Actually, I will probably be forced by Forced the Ball and Chain to miss one weekend of the podcast coming up because of prior engagements. But I'm not sure when that will be. I'm not sure when that will be. So we will we will find out. Get that message I said you, by the way, do you get that I did? I did. Thank you for sending it. You're not number one,

You're number one hundred, number one hundred. All right, uh, straight ahead, Here we have another question from alf for a Pierre, a friend of Alfie Potter. Ben, how's that VPN coming along? From gascon? Well, I thank you for as This guy just fucking jerk you off every week, all right, this guy just unbelievable. Is it a reach around or is it like full on frontal grab. I

know no one likes you, this guy. You're the kid that gets picked on, Pierre, but holy fuck you're you're the guy that you know people say, oh he's got cooties. Oh no, you've got the gas gone because you stink the high heaven. But listen me, okay, sure, all right, listen very clearly. Um, yes, you have not done anything. I two weeks ago, three weeks ago, I said, hey, this VPN thing, Uh, let's get that done. Nothing nothing, no VPN. You had a guy, you said you had

a hook up. I want a VPN. You didn't get it. It sucks when someone says they're gonna do something and they don't do it. Huh, fucking tomahawks steak in your freezer? How do you know I didn't eat it? Because I know you didn't eat Maybe I ate it. Maybe I had it for dinner because you're you're the king of showing everybody what you did. No, I did not like when you got a Costco. When you got a Costco with your little mask on, your like virtue signaling to

the world. It's so brave and with me the wilderness in California. Well, let me let me explain something because I know you don't get out of got him? Really you varmit um. Let me explain something here. When you go to Costco, if you don't have a mask on, they don't let you in the store. All right, I know you're a racket. We're a hundred yards away from the gate or the door, taking that fucking self. I was living my best life. I was in line, surrounded

around other people. I was our fearless leader, Joe Biden. I knew that he would be present someday and he wanted everyone to wear a mask forever. You're making it sound like you're Somalia being surrounded with RPGs now. Is the first day of the Biden administration? Are they gonna make everyone wear a burka? Is that what they're gonna make everyone? Forget the mask? Let's go with the burka. I'm gonna put I'm gonna put some lamb blood over my front door. How about that saddle cross that'll work?

Why not? So the answer is Pierre and no VPN Gascon is full of crap, right, He's he's full of crap. He's a selfish little jerk, and he's a he's a douche nozzle and dingle Berry and all those big words, all those big words are infatuated with you. But the guy knows talent. No, I know what you want me to say. The guy appreciates talent. He does mailbag continues. He's your actual questions sending by actual listeners. Again, if

you weren't paying attention earlier. Ben Mallard Show on Facebook, like the page on there, and on Wednesdays, that's typically when we do this. Now over the holidays, if we do do some podcasts over the hollies, will probably do it earlier in the week maybe on like Tuesday, um, and we might even do it on the weekends and just say hey, send some in for next week. Keep them kind of evergreen. The term evergreen means they do not expire, right, like honey. The perfect product is honey.

If I would open a store, I would sell honey. What about garlic? Honey? You know garlic can go bad. Honey does not go bad. Yeah, but garlic is like the Ben Mallory lick. Sir, No, well that is true. I love garlic and I need the more garlic, roasted garlic and all that. But like, there's no expliration date on honey. It has internal shelf life, so it's perfect. But when when you say, hey, can you give me some evergreen questions that would be non specific, and you

guys been pretty good. You guys have been pretty good. They're not dated Carlos, and Houston says, who says that drop romosexual? Is that a caller or just a random SoundBite. He also says, when it is Justin and Cincinnati going to be paying off that bed, well, that's what everyone wants to know. Inquiring minds would like to know Justin and he made a big wager there and the ones you're gonna pay it theF to answer the first part of that question, Carlos, that was a random caller to

Fox Sports Radio a million years ago. And when Tony Romo took over for Drew Bledsoe, I'm doing the show. I was doing the weekend show, and this was like I was so excited because I was a huge Romo fan, and the guys started calling me a Romo sexual. And then we had got We had certain p One's Brigadier generals that had social media accounts. I guess back then it would be like my Space. But are they call

up as romosexual and all that? And so the we have different callers and forget exactly who that is, and they probably don't listen anymore. It's been a long time, but that was just a little clip of a random caller to Fox Sports Radio back in Tony Romo's salad days with the Dallas Cowboys Romo Sexual. That sound bit's gotta be fourteen years old something along those lines. Pretty old. Yeah, we still we still play it. We still play it.

Uh and Mr Luciano rights and he says, all expenses paid, which country would you like to travel to for a week and why for both of you? Glad the show is back on. Well, thank you, Mr Lucy on a very kind of you. I really thought about that where I would like to travel. I haven't been anywhere other than the US and Canada and Mexico and all that, so, uh, I have been to Oceania Hawaii. Oceana was just like

another continent. Um, I've a good things. My my wife's got family in Italy, so I think it'd be cool to dry around Italy and some of those European countries. I've heard Rome is beautiful. Uh, you wouldn't. You wouldn't be good in the summer, though, you'd have to go in the winter or spring. I've been in the South. It can't be any worse than it's way worse. I disagree, you're such a softy. I'm not soft, but you know you you set. I've lost some weight though it's it's

a little different. Though it's a little different. Where else would I like to go to Australia? Man New Zealand. I want to go to New Zealand cause I've been on radio there. There's a rumor I could be back on New Zealand Radio one. By the way, the network I was on went out of business because of the pandemic. But there's a little birdie tells me that I might be back as a weekly international correspondent on New Zealand Radio. Not confirmed, nothing's been signed yet, but it's in the works.

More bad news, great news, you should get me into one of those gigs. The first thing you have to do is be good and then you get the gig. Can you work on that track? Okay? One of my favorite Where do you want to go? Get Australia. Australia. That's Australia. Well, I mean that's not going to going to the beach. It's not going to Catalina. It's not going to cattle. It is like going to Catalina is great Australia. I want to go to Japan someday. I'm getting a how I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna

get a house on Catalan Island. That'll be my weekend house. All right, I will go there. That'll be my retreat and I will go to Catalana Island and I will love it. It'll be wonderful little bits. That's west of the four or five where the buffalo roame. That's not west of the four or five. It's you gotta take a fucking boat to get there. Yeah, it's very elitist. You gotta take a little yacht to get over to

Catalan Island. It's beautiful, it's all right, so nice. You feel like it's just a like an hour boat ride. You feel like you're in a different, different world. I got away from all the schmucks, away from all the lunatics. It's so good, all right. Uh, let's see here Ozzy momentum right soon, He says. One of my favorite things. I think we did this last week, but maybe not. One of my favorite things on your show is when you blindly say that's a lie, no matter what the situation,

whether it's a lie or not. Uh, you seem to have stopped saying that. Is there a reason, No, there's no reason, Jay, I rotate some things. I mean, I don't. It can't be doing the same stuff. I don't want to be locked in a time warp. You know. You know certain people get into this business they're just the same. And I do a lot of same bits. But I try to change things up and keep it fresh and vibrant and alive. I don't want it to go stale. You never wanted to go stale. When it goes stale

is time to get out. So I change it up. But I have mixed it in a little bit. That's a lie. The people also enjoy the racist drop about anything, even when it's obviously not racist. That's racist. People love that big fan h We have a couple of sport old questions. Kyle from San Antonio writes in he says, what does he say? Any meaning? Ka says, is Jimmy Garoppolo destined to be the next Ryan Leaf stands the imprisonment for drugs? No? Oh, who's a better comp of

Jimmy Garoppolo. I'm trying to think of a comp for how about James Kingham Joe Flacco? Although Garbolo Flacco won the Super Bowl. Give me a quarterback that got to a super Bowl and then was just kind of mediocre, like Jared Goff. Well, Kaepernick's well, yeah, Kaepernick's one Kaepernick. That's a good analogy. He got to the Super Bowl of the Niners. He blew the game in the second half. They choked with him under center and he was stunk.

And then he realized his career was dying. So he became a social justice warrior and you know, political lunatic and all that. So that's a good Although Garoppolo is gonna do last stuff. He's hanging out with porn stars. He's not trying to get a special Nike shoot by taking a knee a Manual from Portugal. Right, he's like Chris Chandler. How about that? Yeah with the Falcons that he got smoked in the Super Bowl against the Broncos. Alright,

Emmanual from Portugal says, sides the Ramps. What NFL team would you like to coach for? And why the Browns? Why? Why the Browns? Because you love the you love the dog Pound and they got two horses in the backfield. But being a coach, you're the spokesperson. Wouldn't you like to be in a town with a fired up media like the Patriots or one of the New York teams? How would you like to be the guy that made

the Jets a good team? Wouldn't you like to be the guy that turned the Jets and have those have all those slobbering guys from a Long Island that the contractors from Long Island in the Union. I would be good of being the head coach of the Denver Broncos. Well not right now, man, great city franchise, historic, one of the winningest teams in NFL history. You know what, the Broncos are old money. They're old money the National Football League. No, but that's really the Broncos are old money.

It's like they're living off the Lway Day. There's a long time ago. They just a lot of Super Bowl A handful of years ago. I was talking about a fluke, a fluke that was that trying to make that sound like it was a hail Mary. And it wasn't a fluke. They had one of the greatest defense is in NFL history. A fluke out of here. It was because Cam Newton decided not to jump on a football. They're still winning that game. Before that happened. What are you talking about?

Cam was rattled and he wasn't the same. They beat Tom Brady in the a f C Championship game with Grant going off. Don't give me that crap. Let's be better than this. Let's now, let's let's break down the candy salesman's performance. You know what, you could You could probably have a lot of fun as the head coach in either Minnesota Seattle. Yeah, because you got we got fan bases up there too, that's true. And there's raising

Kine's locations. And just imagine if you had Paul Allen go off on you one time, like you just make this great call on him. He was just thinking your praises from the high heavens. I can have fun with with Jerry Jones too, right, would yeah, but he'd be micro managing you. Yeah, but I'd win. I'm a winner, Okay, I would win. And there's nothing better than winning. Boy, like with the Cowboys, I'm so what I'm all about. Victory, victory, gascon. I'll teach you about that. Oh boy. Yeah, all right,

we gotta get out of here. Yes, yeah, we gotta go. All right, we gotta we gotta go. We got places go. Then, all I remember cameo deal, I'll give you till Friday. Give you till Friday. If you're thinking about doing a cameo, I'm gonna have to raise the rate because some other people have their hand in the cookie jar. And we went over that earlier. So that that's that's the deal. So again cameo. In the previous podcast Cameo dot Com. Ben Mallard love to do it for you and great

stocking stuff for holidays are coming up. Eight nights of Hanukkah. What a horrible gift on like this the fifth night and get that anyway, We'll be back on the radio tonight breaking down all the NFL and all the sporting news of the day on The Ben Maller Show. That's eleven o'clock Pacific on Sunday night, two am Monday morning in the East, and I'll reave a dead ship. We'll catch you next time. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific