A Lot of Vices

north Woods. I know I can hold the applause. Please, We're back at it again here myself, Ben Mallar and Danny G Radio. Because four hours a night or noted off eight days a week kind of until the holidays, and then it will be no days a week. But that's that's still a few weeks away from that. But we're glad to be here, Danny G. Back at it on a Saturday, and this is a nonsensor. There will be none of that in the podcast. Nice. Yeah, well

then let's have some Damn. All I could say is damn. See, I'm so trained Ben to knock curse on the radio. When I started cursing, Danny. I got people that were very upset that said that there was the there was a problem with the podcast that I was saying, uh, you know, I was saying fuck and ship and uh asshole and things like that, and they got very upset with me. And so I try not to curse because

it is a bad habit. And I'm sitting in the studio I work out of, and I have a mic in my hand, and as you know, Danny, when you have a mic in your hand, you have to be on guard at all times. Let's fudge this up for a Saturday. Yeah, exactly, exactly. So I'm still trying to recover from the Friday podcast with the dock You got the Dock Doc Mike Man. Yeah, yeah, he hijacked it.

First of all, I couldn't the audio quality was kind of crappy the first five minutes, and then I told him, as I can't hear you, I think he was big timing me on speaker phone. Then I could hear him, but then I wish I couldn't hear him because he just kind of hijacked the beginning of it, talking about his nonsense. But then we got into the good stories. Then we got into when when he went to Leavenworth Prison to visit Michael Vick that didn't work out so well.

The funniest part of that to me, Danny was the goat head that and he recapping one of the great moments in my time at Fox Sports Radio when Doc Mike called me up and announced that he wasn't dropping a goat head off at the Cubs offices. And then I woke up and it was national news, like the mayor of Chicago, Rama Manuel at the time, had come out and said, we're gonna find out whoever did this, and we're gonna have Chicago police track this person down.

This is not right. And I had a voicemail message from Doc Mike doing the play by play as he as he as he dropped the things things. Fair to say, Danny, I don't believe the Chicago police ever caught up the dog, at least not for that. It was a lot of crickets unfortunate. So that dude is crazy. Yeah, he's a lot there, you know a little bit. But on this edition, the Saturday issue, We've got Smokey the Bear Radio Parte, Jefferson's and Peek a Boo it's a lot of content,

Danny gy. This is this is free audio content we're giving out here. This is unbelievable, amazing thing. All right, let's get right to it. So the Life of Mallard Danny, as you know, the Saturday podcast all about telling embarrassing tales, true tales from my life as I live the radio life and try to do a few things other than radio during the week. So, uh, last week and this is another kitchen related story. Then, so last weekend. I like to dabble in the kitchen on the weekends and

try different things. I make the Mallard pizza every week. That's usually on Thursday, I make the Mallard pizza. But I've been trying to cook some other things. I usually do a lot of desserts, but that gets you fat, so I try not to do too much of that. Um and another random thing, I just I just decided all of a sudden that I need to make not I need to make burgers, but not just burgers, smash burgers. Now you know the difference, right, and the smash burger.

It's a thinner burger. And uh, as notice thick does it have cheese built into it? No, that's a juicy lucy. That's it. That's my next michigas. This is just it's uh, you take a meat ball and you put it on like a grittle, and then you put something heavy on top of it and flattens it real thin, and and you put spices on it taste really good? Do you head but it? Yeah? Yeah, well you could head but it. I don't recommend it kind of hot, so it might

burn you a little bit. But if you're into that kind of thing, you know, so I'm on even catch you making the smash burgers. And so the greatest home made burger is the smash burger. I don't know if you're you're a cook or not, Danny, but if you do get into it's pretty easy to make. You know. I'm not that bright, I know how to make him. So, but I actually did some recon work because I didn't want to just make smash burgers. I wanted to make

the greatest smash burger you could possibly make. So I fell down a rabbit hole on the YouTube, and I'm watching all of these things, you know, and trying to figure out exactly what's the proper, proper way to do it. So I I watched probably four or five videos and they're ten or fifteen minutes each, and um, I did give the pointers and all this stuff. So I go to the grocery store and I didn't drop the charaki sauce.

Nothing bad happened to the grocery store. Everything was fine, uh, and I got all everything I needed to get the meat. I get the spices already, have the spices, uh, the cheese, all that stuff. So I was ready to go. I'm gonna make these for the Mallard family. Everyone in the house is getting a smash burger. So I getting the kitchen there and it's it's really good news. It's it's the good, the bad, and the it is what it is, so the good the bad day. So the good news

was the burgers came out chefs kiss. I mean it well, they were great as advertised restaurant grade. I mean, I am telling you. Everyone had a smile and it was it was wonderful, right yeah, I know, it's very very exciting. Uh. So that was the good news for a first journey making the smash burger delicious. Now for the bad news, Uh, the bad news is that everyone in the house came close to dying from smoke inhalation. Uh that was the bad news. It was so bad that even Smokey the

Bear was coughing up along. That's how bad this was. Because the kitchen is not fully done. We have the stove top, but if you know that, I maybel kind of knows above the stove there's a fan the vent that's not in no ventom So that smoke from the smash burger went in the air everywhere. I mean, it was insane. Fortunately, we we don't have the smoke detectives up yet, so they didn't go off. We don't have sprinklers,

so that didn't happen. So that's the good news. And um so that that was the bad And now the ugly wait for the young. This is the real kicker in the story, Danny. So you think that would be the worst part. I almost killed everyone in the house with smoke making burgers. That would be embarrassing. And uh no,

the ugly. In my haste to make the perfect smash burger, the mother or smashed burger, I somehow managed and I'm really not sure how I did this, Danny, But in my haste to make the perfect smash burger, I somehow damaged the brand new kitchen appliance. Yeah yeah, that uh, that did not go over well, Danny. I burned, there's burn marks. I was like against smoky the bear burning stuff up, but I the brand new oven there, which my, my,

this is our like prize possession. She this is the thing that she wanted, and I in the span of one hour cooking burgers that ended right there. Now, the good news is it's not for her. She spent hours cleaning the stovetop and some of it came off, some of the burn marks came off. And I even chipped in, and I because I felt terrible because I was like, I mean, the things I've done yet and I already

ruined it. What a loser? Am I? You know? It's embarrassed. Um, So I said I I were together, and we've we've really done it. I'd say nine point eight percent of this has been cleaned up. So it's you really don't know. Unless I pointed out where the blemishes, you probably wouldn't know. So well, they say everything is better when it's Warren. Tell that to my wife, and she does not to believe that. She she was talking about having a funeral

for the stove because I had killed it. Uh, and yet another clown clown situation there in the in the kitchen. Wait really quick, how many hours or days did she remind you of your flare up there in the kitchen? Well, she reminded me every day until we finally got most of it cleaned up, and then she's let it go a little bit. But I know, Danny, that has been weaponized. Next time I screw something up, it'll pop up. Whack a mole, be ready, smoke boy. Yeah, the one skill.

And I think I I will stereotype because I believe it's true that that women, I would say more than dudes, But I don't know. I don't deal with a lot of dudes. As far as this stuff. Women are able to put a roll index uh in a relationship of every time the man has left up and at any moment. I don't even know how they keep this in the back of their head. They were able to go to said rollo decks with a laundry list of crimes and missed high crimes and misdemeanors that their their partner has done.

It's an amazing skill. When do they learn that, Danny, wh anythink like a little girl as they learned that, or do you think that just comes in the DNA when you're one? You just get that when you're born. It's d N A. In fact, if you asked my Queen tinder Roni about a spilled smoothie, she could probably tell you the date that had happened because it involved a carpet and the smoothie was a red color because it had strawberries in it. I have still not heard

the end of it. One spill in a year of knowing this person, Ben, And now whenever she hands me a drink, she's like, be careful where you set it down. I'm gonna live with this now for the rest of our lives. That is, uh, what did you say? Hey, you know, what are you doing over there? What's wrong with you? It's just it's one thing there. So now when you end up having the big day there, you should have that on the menu with the at the wedding as a nice way to remind everyone of the

great moment there. So as far as the Jefferson's, uh, this is actually this you're involved in this too, Danny, And this is you're involved in this as well. Some very interesting news from the I Heart Media building. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm still trying to process this because this is I don't really I don't go in as often as I

used to, hope that hardly at all these days. But the Premier Networks, home of many of your favorite syndicated radio shows under the umbrella of Fox Sports Radio and I Heart Media, big announced, but the entire operation is packing up the station wagon, renting a U haul trailer and leaving the only home that I've known for the Premier Networks since two thousand. Crazy, over twenty years of going to the same building at the corner of Ventura

and so Pulvit. If you're familiar with southern californ and it's a that's prime real estate, Danny in the San Fernando Valley right there. There's a big mall across the street, and a lot of rich people live up in those hills and a lot of poor people live on the streets around there. But that's that's the neighborhood that's been the radio oasis. I've pretty much grown up as an adult there. That's wild to think that I'm not gonna

be going to that building anymore. Uh As I said, I kind of grew up there as a radio dufis. So are they gonna move us producers into the parking garage? Yes? Yes. The good news is no, not the parking garage, the on ramp to the the four oh five or the one oh one over there you can. I think it's the one on one. Yeah, there's a nice place for a tent. The control board will be in front of

the LPO Loco. Yeah. Yeah. Will the control board make it until until the move that's because they're not replacing it, but that has been the tabernacle of gas baggery. Moving to Burbank, Burt Bank Man, Yeah, a little further for you, right, a little further for you, Yeah, a little further. And and it stinks because I lived there for what thirteen years, and now that I don't live there anymore, of course we will be in the bank. Yeah. Well that's Murphy's law,

is what that. I used to work in Burbank. I have great memories. I love that area right and in southern Californias, right near to Luca Lake right there, beautiful part of southern California. It's a really cool plus. I worked there in the nineties. When I got moved to l a radio. Uh And we worked right across from Warner Brothers. And it was awesome right there at a wonderful wonderful memories. And but FSR is like the Jeffersons man we are. It's like an old school sitcom. Man.

We are moving on up to the east side to a d luxe de luxe apartment in the sky, all brand new and used equipment. Yeah, we're finally getting a piece of the pie. Well we're not. We're gonna be all refurbished care Well, they claim it's gonna be all new equipment. Now. My theory on that is the reason the company is doing that is because you can no longer find replacement parts for the equipment that we have. It's it's been dated out. So maybe I'm making that up.

I don't know, but I I am looking forward to it changes it's good and bad. I'm gonna miss the building, even though the building is falling apart. I'm gonna miss the building that we're in right now, and I'm looking forward. I will actually go in and christen the studio. I've

actually worked out of there a few times. I don't know where the Fox Sports Radio studio is gonna be because that's where the local l a cluster for I heart is with stations like a M five seventy, the Dodger station kf I, one of the top news stations news talk stations in the country. And they're there, and big music stations are there as well. And do you know where the big nationally syndicated air personalities are gonna move to? Like our friend from the UFO show, Oh,

Coast to Coast. Yeah, well they'll he'll be working out of that building. Wow. So everyone's just everyone. They're shutting down the place we're at, the whole play, the whole operation. Yeah, it's supposed to be by I think August of next year, which is gonna be here before you know it, the way time flies and you're gonna wake up one morning be like, what the heck is going on in here? So uh yeah, I mean I spent so many nights

adults in Burbank. It's no longer around. It's been gone for years, but that was my jam, that was my spot and Dimples that big Boy Bob's still Bob's Boys still there, still there? Does Jay Leno still go there every weekend drives his old classic cars around there in the airport area. Yeah, yeah, because that's right. He has a hang Yeah, he has a hanger at Leno parks all his cars and he's got he didn't he save

all this Tonight show money? Isn't that the story on Leno that he never used the Tonight show money and he just used the money from corporate gigs to pay his bills all those years. I guess so, yeah, I heard that. Like you, he's a miser with money and right, and the only thing he's ever really spent his money on his classic cars. That's it. That's it. He loves the classic cars, the hangar and the cars. That's his thing. And hookers. Does he still do the kind? Does he

still do the comedy on the weekends? Is he still doing that? I've seen Yeah, I've seen his name up. Um at the boy What is that comedy store that the one left there? Um? It's funny you bring that up because I'm on their emails flap flappers, Yeah, not clappers, flappers flappers. So I'm on their email list because I went to see a show their years ago and they just never took me off the email because they keep thinking I'm gonna come back, and I never checked their emails.

So I go on check check the email, and usually the comedians I've never heard him. I I don't know many comedians these days. I know the old comedians, but they're all dead now. And it says Kevin Hart is performing at Flappers in Burbank. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. You remember Ben I went and saw him there. Yeah, okay, So so anyway, so I saw this. Oh, man, I better. I was gonna surprise my my wife, she loves comedies. You want to get out of the house and go.

So I went and by the time I got the email, completely sold out, every show complete. This was pre COVID, and I got lucky because it's sold out so fast, Like what you're talking about that they added a second show. And I got a pair of tickets for the second show. Oh that's awesome. Yeah. They looked like they had already done multiple shows each day and it was all booked up and all that, which it's a bummer, but you know, it's good for everyone that got tickets. And I guess

I gotta pay closer attention there. Yeah, if anybody knows by the anybody listeners podcast. We have very powerful people, Danny, you know, and I'm sure you'd like to go to write with your lovely, lovely woman there, and I would like to take my woman. So if anybody knows anybody over there, you know, contact us and maybe we can they could become a new sponsor. Yeah. By the way, I will pay for the tickets. I'm not asking for

it now. If you want to give me free tickets, I wouldn't say no to that, But if you want me to pay, I will. Yeah, unless they're a new sponsor, then they'll owe you tickets. That's true. That is true now. But I am willing to a reasonable amount, Danny. I'm not gonna get crazy here, but a reasonable amount I would. I would very much like to go see Kevin Hart, so, I mean, I'm a fan of his. I didn't realize he was back, and I have them been to a

comedy club and forever. I'm actually we we've had some comedians. We should get some comedians, and we should get Jay more. We used to work with Jay on at some point here and and schmooze with with j. The thing about comedians is they're really busy and a lot of them have addictions. Yes, it's hard to work around their busy schedule. There's a lot of stress to produce. And if you don't produce, you don't have comedy. And you better be funny.

And if you're not funny, then you're done. And you're traveling a lot, and uh yeah, it's a bad combination of things, right, not not good. A lot of vices, a lot of vices. So now we mentioned we're moving to a new radio building and you actually have a you were at a big radio event, radio parte this past week. Right, you gotta film me in on that. Here, give me the inside skinny on this day. Yeah, so, my Heart occasionally will send us emails, and this is

where you ben gotta check your company emails. Sometimes never check the company email. Then yeah you don't. We've covered that, and this is one of the areas where you probably should be on high alert and look out because we'll occasionally get like an Alicia Keys email which came into our inbox last week saying grow of Alicia Keys tickets available.

Click on this link to good your name into the employee drawing whatever I Heart is up to in southern California, they will get some tickets and then they'll distribute them among the workers at Premier Networks where we so Coast FM Coast one oh three point five FM in l A every year except last year because of COVID. For a long time has done a Christmas Night inside California Adventure Park and at eight pm they kick the general public out of there and it is a private party

for just I Heart and Coast Walls. Yeah. Last Wednesday I got to go take my tender roni and it was pretty cool. Um you know. Yeah, the weather was still nice because the rainstorm hadn't come in yet or the sprinkle storm whatever you wanna call it, and uh, the spit storm a little bit, but not that it all over me. We ran a on the park and it was really packed until eight pm. At eight pm. I don't know how they do it, Ben, but they

got all the general public out of there. In fact, we were sitting down at one of the little food spots there and one of their Disney spies came up to us and was like, let me see those wristbands. Yeah, and he was doing that to every table and every person he saw you had. My girl was like, well, what if we didn't have wristbands on. Was he gonna escort us out? Yeah? And I'm like, guy, I think so. I think so. They take Goofy and Donald Duck would

actually kick your ass. They beat you up in the back. It's like the old mob in Vegas. If you if you want money, they take you back door and kick your ass. And that's great. That's the version of casino m ellen k don't play around Ben And in fact, they do a DJ parade where they have floats with the Disney characters and all of the coast DJs wave. They do that Princess wave. Okay, the hand goes back and forth. The only thing about theme parks I love.

I love a good theme park. But I wanted to ask you because I had a Vietnam flashback when I was inside California Adventure Park because I got to go to a radio day that they had inside Magic Mountain. This was years ago. I'm on this Batman the ride and if you don't know anything about that ride, it locks you in from the top, but your feet are free, your legs are dangling, and your balls. Everything, the money maker, the whole thing, the tally whacker, the twig and berries,

everything's out there is now. The problem is when this ride finished, it stopped short of the you know where it parks. Did you hear that noise? Did you hear that? Because that's a bad sign when you're on a roller coaster, and it's what I What I heard were fellow media members saying, what the funk is going on right now? Because Ben, that thing has you in tight you know, it clamps onto yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It feels like a giant is pinching your chest. Wrong. That's

that's terrible. This Ben was the closest brush with death in my early twenties. Thank god I wasn't the age I am now, because I would have had a heart attack if that happened right now. We were probably a hundred yards away from where we were supposed to be. The ride breaks down with all of us on it, and there's no end in sight. You don't know how long you're gonna just be sitting there. For sure, we were hanging for twenty minutes. In those twenty minutes, I

did every trick. You know, they tell you the same thing, like when you're in the dentist chair and or you're having a bad run at the doctor where you're supposed to think about a tropical island. Uh, control your breathing and think of one of the best memories of your life for a vacation that you loved or something like that. Holy crap, band, I was channeling the Hawaiian Islands. I was trying to control my breathing because I mean, it would be really easy to pass out in a situation

like that. Yeah, yeah, that's horrible. That happens everymore, I remember, not very fun. Didn't that happen when people are liket up in the air and they were stuck there and they It's happened at Yeah, it's happened at a lot of the amusement pods, unfortunately, because you know, hey, it's mechanical, so sometimes it breaks down, and if you are one of the schmucks stuck in the ride when it breaks down, a lot of people can't handle being stuck for a

long period of time like that. Yeah, that's terrible. I was gonna ask you if that ever happened to you, but I would imagine that you have a hard time fitting on most of the roller coasters. That is a low blow. How dare it didn't happen? It has happened, but occasionally I know I don't fit on Space Mountain anymore. Either the legs are too long or I'm too wide

on a lot of the rides. So like Splash Mountain, I got no problem with the Disneyland, but nobody, nobody I'm with, every wants to go on it because you get soaking wet, so they I don't want to any part of that, you know, And I'm every time I look at Splash Mountain, I'm like, yeah, that's excited. Let's do that and it's fun. And nobody wants to do it because they're like, no, we're gonna get either night time and then when we get cold or it's during the day. But they don't want to do it because

there's a long line. There's always something. It's always something. So well shouts out to my Heart and Coast for a great event. And uh, I did get to take the Tenderni on her favorite ride, which is Guardians of the Galaxy. The only thing better than going to Disneyland is going to Disneyland and not having to buy the tickets. That's the only only thing better than than Disneyland. So I also I have peek a boo, which just happened not that long ago before we were recording the podcast.

So I I get done with the radio show and I rain I check my email for something else, and I stumble across this email and somebody that I knew that I've done some work with wanted me to follow them on LinkedIn. I never go on linked I have a LinkedIn pitch. I very rarely go on. But I was like, it was like, it takes two seconds. This guy wants me to follow them or whatever. I'm l I'm fine, Uh you know, I don't. I don't check again. Usually when you have a job, you don't check. If

you need a job, you go on there. Your your networking, trying to get people to whatever help you out. So uh so I go on there and I click on, and then all these messages that I hadn't checked popped up like boom boom boom, like a ton of them. Much to my surprise, I get a message. One of the messages is from a publicist. I've never heard of this person. I don't know how this person found me. I guess they were searching through LinkedIn and my name came up, and this guy sends me a note Danny

and he's got his elevator pitch right. And now I get these from time to time. I don't usually pay any attention to him because most of them are people I don't want to talk to, So of the time I just ignore these. But for some reason, this one caught my attention. It was a Peeka Boo moment. So I read this and this random guys like, hey, you know I represent so and so blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I wanted to see if you had any interest in Alan Iverson, uh,

you know, like talking to Iverson or whatever. So like crap, I mean, that's that's the answer. That's an NBA, big time NBA guy back in the day. Why not for a podcast to sure seventies sixers legend and all that. So practice not a game. We talked about practice that and he's just like Jay Leno, he saved all his money unless he didn't. Uh yeah. So so Iverson was like, all right, yeah, so of course I see this. My I I get bug eyed. I'm like, oh boy, this is big. You know, it's a big deal. So I

immediately right back said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes. Unfortunately, spoiler alert spoiler alert, turns out Danny that that email a message on LinkedIn, was sent a month ago. I hate that. Yeah, so I I wrote back. I said, listen, I missed this bad job by me. He was also Irison was promoting some n f T non fungible token. Okay, so you're dead to them now because you didn't reply right away. Well, I'm also I've also taken cheap shots

at non fungible tokens. But I will I will swallow my pride if Iverson pops up on the podcast, So I wrote back, And you know, I'll see what if they get back to me or not. I don't expect to get Alan Iverson on the podcast. But yeah, So my new strategy. I get a lot of these emails, hey, will you promote so and so? And my response is, yeah, I do this. If so and so will come on, I would be very happy to promote. I will wore myself out for your product to get podcast numbers. And

so that's my that's my new thing. And so we'll see and usually I get well, we'll see if so and so is doing interviews. That's normally how that goes. That's normally how that goes. So there is that. We do have a little time. I want to do a couple of let's get scientifical. This is Danny. We we used to do this on the podcast back in the day.

And I will look at a study and we will determine in honor of one of my favorite TV shows, Penn and Teller's Bullshit on Showtime years ago, we will I will give the basic tenants of the study, and we will decide whether we think that's that's a good idea or bullshit. Uh, we agree with that or not. There's a headline here that golf is more effective therapy for people with Parkinson's disease. Then tai Chi that golf

is the way to go. They claim, and do we think this, there's something too this or this is bullshit? I don't know a lot you think bullshit? Yeah, I played golf and I would think that would be very frustrating for someone with Parkinson's. But they claimed golf is popular for most It's the most popular sport for people over the age of fifty five, which is because when you retire, the cliche is you go golf, right, that's yeah.

I think this study was led by a doctor who has Parkinson's who is on a golf course right now, and it lives on a golf course. So the study said, we decided to compare golf to tai chi in our study because tai chi is the gold standard for balance and preventing falls and people with parkins Parkinsons. And they discovered that people who practiced their golf swing at a

driving range, we're quicker and more mobile. At the end of the study, interesting says eight six of golfers said they were more likely to continue with the activity compared to thirty of people that practice tai chi. So this comes out of Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. Uh So, according to what I've got here in front of me, there you go. I'm a little skeptical of that one. But it ain't it ain't mine, it ain't my my study. Uh here's one related to these face masks that so

many people are still wearing these days. And you go out and it says face mask not only uncomfortable for many people, but also some also argue they interfere with our ability to communicate. Well, us, I think that's fair. A lot of people communicate you see the signs of your mouth and your nose and your I think that's

a fair point. Uh. And an international team says they wait that that when witnesses wear face masks, it makes it easier for people watching the testimony to pick out the lies and their statements because as they can tell in the eyes. Uh. It says a professor from the University of Portsmith. This comes out of New York and they say that during the pandemic here they've it's been impacting juries lie detecting skills. That these changes people include

wearing face masks blah blah blah blah blah. And it said despite conventional wisdom, it says here would would lead many to think face masks block out the facial expressions that giveaway lies. This study claims that's the exact opposite, that it's not that that way that you know, in some ways is actually easier. Jurors are able to clearly hear the defendant and their speech is not muffled by

the mask. There is no reason for concern. They says, I guess they fake closer attention when yeah, I buy that, because we pay attention now two people's facial expressions even though there's a mask, because we have to. You know, before we kind of took it for granted that we didn't have any obstruction there. How often did you really pay attention to somebody's facial expressions? I don't. I Still I go to the store and everyone's wearing a mask.

I feel like I'm going a Twilight Zone episode. Still, I look around and why is everyone doing this? But the one dumb thing is how we smile at each other with a mask on. Oh no, that's the one good thing. I don't have to smile. I don't even have to pretend like I like the other people like, or not smile at all. And there's and you don't know whether I'm smiling or not because I'm wearing a mask. The creepiest thing are those clear masks. At the school district.

There's a lady who wears a clear mask and it it makes objects appear larger than they really are. So she's got these big teeth underneath clear mask. It's creepy. It's like a freak show. Yeah, I'm like, I would rather you wear the black medical mask. Please last signed science, Let's get scientifical story here. Fountain of Youth pill big headline here shows the ability to dramatically increase longevity in mice. As exciting as we get to think we could take

a pill. The anti aging treatments researchers say a pill have come up with the fight aging and improve longevity could be on the horizon. Scientists found the treatment dramatically extended the lifespan of mice. And this comes out of Shanghai, China, and they said that injecting elderly rodents with a grape seed extract increase the remaining time by more than six It also boosted overall lifespan by nine That is the equivalent they claim in human beings of living an extra

decade for ten years. I'm liking this one, man. I think this is real. And it's not just because I would love to be podcasting when I'm a hundred and five years old. Who knows what podcasts will be like then. But you could just be on your mic and be like, I'm a hundred and five bitches. Yeah. Once Facebook gets done, what are they coming up with their They're changing it. It's not longer going to be Facebook. It's gonna be some weird dimensional thing. I forget the name of it.

But at that particular point, we won't even have to go anywhere. Just in our sleep, we don't have to wake up, and then all of a sudden we can start start doing the podcast right now. Yeah, I'm doing the podcast. That's what I'm doing. So anyway, we will get out of here. Danny, good job today. Anything to promote anything you want, any gigs coming up, any comedy gigs,

anything at all, and no, no, nothing like that. But you know, um that last story you were talking about, I was gonna say that I will add that grape seed extract into my m drive MILKSHAKEE yes, yeah, it's very important, very important. Support the sponsors, you know, Ben, I've been listening back to the podcast to make sure everything smooth with all of the platforming and everything we do with the podcast. When you hear the sponsors that

are supporting Ben Mallard, support them back, that's right. You know, you scratch my back. I scratched your back up. Let's get it free content and we want more advertisers, and then everything everyone's happy and everyone celebrates and have a wonderful thing, and then I could even afford a ten dollar locker at Disneyland. Well, don't get carried away here, don't don't get carried away out there. Anyway, have a great rest of your Saturday. We'll be back back back,

back back back on Sunday with the mail bag. Lots of good questions this week and we'll get to that then. Have a great day later, skater,