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The Failcast

Matthew Fenixthefailcast.libsyn.com
Join Fenix and a variety of co-hosts as they do there best to help everyone feel a little less stupid by reading (and ridiculing) the most atrocious news articles parading the misfortunes of those who come from the proverbial shallow end of the gene pool.
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Episodes

Failcast 179: 2020

The Failcast is BACK! Steve Stiffler, Jolly, and first-time guest KY Sympson are in studio to dissect the best worst vacation of all time! We cover the escapades of the family attempting to take a three week working vacation and failing at every turn.

Oct 11, 20201 hr 16 min

Failcast 178: Kayfabe

The Failcast returns this week as WOKEN Fenix is joined by returning guest host Brother Shame. They guys are back in action and have a ton to of topics to unload on including abducting friends and forcing them into recording, Snapchat, nostalgia, the cloud, Fenix's Christmas Eve experience, the debut of a new wrestling podcast, . Also on this episode: 179 People of Walmart Vine Snapshat WWE

Mar 18, 20181 hr 4 min

Failcast 177: Lay It On Me

The Failcast returns this week as Fenix is joined by returning guest host Shame. Together the guys discuss President Trump (briefly), the definition of warm porn, professional wrestling, Mayweather vs McGregor, and leaving a convicted arsonist at a party. Also on this episode: Live like you're dying Siri mishaps Ground Zero 97 Hair bands But did you die?

Sep 03, 20171 hr 16 minEp. 177

Failcast 176: At Least I Know

The Failcast returns this week as Fenix is joined by two returning guest hosts Dave (It's Saul Good, Man! and the Nothing Important Podcast) and Dave (now employed). This week the guys discuss what it means to be proud to be an American, cutting memories out in post, the history of Jones, the Mario Party watching technique, the presidency and Creationism. Fenix has the equipment Pink stuff of music SportsChat returns Fenix writes his first joke Butcher of quotes...

Feb 05, 20171 hr 15 min

Failcast 175: Simoleons Can't Buy Happiness

Fenix is joined again this week by fan-mega-favorites Mogo1212, ENellz, and Biscuit for another super drunk episode discussing more hot topics such as Biscuit boob grabs, the new danger of drinking, periphititty, Freaky Jimmy, and laugh like witches. Also on this episode: Let's get drunked Man or pregnant Mushroom stamp Back door compliment Slow-gan

Jul 10, 20161 hr 2 min

Failcast 174: Unorthodontics

Fenix is joined this week by fan-favorites Mogo1212 and ENellz, and first-timer Zees (a.k.a. biscuit) for an extra drunk episode discussing microphone presence, the really windy city, boob and nut adjustments, women vs. girls vs. chicks, Splenda daddies, ABC, and breast feeding in public. Also on this episode: Three twelve AM Interjection! Breasticles Nuthuggers FYTMI Boobs are food

May 15, 20161 hr 1 min

Failcast 173: The Best Worst Week

Fenix and Jarrett discuss yet another of Fenix's misadventures, this time at work. The guys go on to discuss things trees smell like, how Illinois saves money and makes money, more bad business ideas, and a round of Two Fails and a Lie. Also on this episode: Early Spring More Hoverboard fails Death listicle The Failcast reacts faIl, Robot

Mar 27, 20161 hr 4 min

Failcast 172: Green Eggs and SPAM

Fenix, Jarrett, and Jay discuss Fenix's failed adventure in cooking, Jarrett is twice the man he used to be, Guardians of the Galaxy, things girls do, the unfortunate results of butt-chugging, a death from regular old mouth chugging, and the problems in Flint. Also on this episode: SPAM Plot holes Star Trek > Star Wars Step-mom Reminders

Mar 20, 20161 hr 12 min

Failcast 171: SPOILER ALERT

Fenix, Don, and Jarrett are here to spoil the hell out of Star Wars Episode VII. Also on this episode: SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Jan 24, 20161 hr 9 min

Failcast 170: No Star Wars Spoilers

Fenix and Jarrett are back for the final episode of 2015. This week the guys discuss technical difficulties on the show, I Don't Want To Talk About It, ideas cut from Star Wars 1 through 6, the worst Force power: Force Rape, and another round of Two Fails and a Lie. Also on this episode: -That will be cut -H1N1 -Shkleri -Accidental rape -Plug Saber

Jan 10, 20161 hr 6 min

Failcast 169: Dude, You're Getting a Fail

Fenix and Jarrett (formerly FOAS) return along with a call-in from Don to discuss hot, current topics like the Dell Dude, what happens after we die, Failsgiving and the Gestapo, filipino turduckin, 301, and one major burglary fail. Also on this episode: - The Don not Duhduhdon - Alternative vs Associated - OSHA fail - Group texts - Brokebackgiving

Dec 13, 20151 hr 11 min

Failcast 168: Fappy Hour

Fenix and FOAS are back for another one! This time the guys discuss offensive bumper stickers, how not to get a car up a hill, a series of fails in the Laquan McDonald case, pillaging, and pornhub insights. Also on this episode: -Heaven -Don't want to talk about it -Fitting the narritive -Exposure -Mad props on him -Pornhub v Fallout 4 -Special guest

Dec 06, 20151 hr 14 min

Failcast 167: We're Back!

Believe it or not, we're walking on air... Wait, no! I mean we're back! 6 months and 12 days after the previous episode, The Failcast returns with Matthew Fenix and the long-awaited return of FOAS! This week we catch up on discussing topics like Cosby, taking advantage of yourself, and a new segment. Also on this episode: -Cosby catchup -Snowball -We have our own Jared -Toothless -Testicle biters

Nov 29, 201558 min

Failcast 166: Fish Are Not Pets

Fenix is joined by NGD for this episode discussing Taco Bell breakfast, how to spend fifty bucks at White Castle, waking up in a dream, firewalls, hillbilly beer, tuna piano, Mother's Day plans, Facebook vs Timehop, and the effects of Busch Light. Also on this episode: Technical difficulties Breakfast defenders Vapor Pen 15 Clawson pickles Deadly Roofing, Inc.

May 31, 20151 hr 47 min

Failcast 165: I'll Let You Know

Fenix is joined by Shame for a podcast about dive bars, outtakes, karaoke, dashboard Jesus, Charles Manson, and freemium gaming. Also on this episode: Shame's notes Do it with Gusto, again Shots Goldensteinbergfield Once you know...

Mar 01, 201557 min

Failcast 164: Babies R Punched

Fenix is joined once again by returning cohost Shame for a podcast about SNL40, Justin Bieber, cats, Bill Cosby, punching babies, Randy Quaid, and Bruce Jenner. Also on this episode: Do it with Gusto Gays in the military Lost sponsors Another lost sponser Bruchetta

Feb 22, 20151 hr 9 min

Failcast 163: Jump the Shark

Fenix is joined by returning cohost Shame for a podcast about the Super Bowl, raffles, pit stains, job interviews, the Royal Rumble, American Sniper, and the NFL and Prostitution. WARNING! Fenix is very drunk on this episode and the show starts to suffer from it about halfway through! Also on this episode: Winning wad Superb Bowl Fenix has a mild stroke Fenix fails at sports Fenix has another mild stroke

Feb 15, 201555 min

Failcast 162: Hear You Me

Fenix is joined by first-timer Amy for an extremely drunken episode about alcohol, drugs, and music, cats, embarassing Facebook posts, getting drunk at the bar with your ex, talk about Matt for a long time, puking on your friend's girlfriend, ICP, HIV, AIDS, and other acronyms. Also on this episode: Things go astir You're so vain Pissed paradox Guys go for looks, chicks go for status Sneaky "Weird Al" reference Sheeple Sucks toy...

Jan 20, 20151 hr 21 min

Failcast 161: The Midas Touch

Fenix is joined by Nails for this long-overdue episode. The guys discuss how many cats one is allowed to own, the fact that Elvis had a twin, truly offensive bumper stickers, and the Do You Remember segment makes a return. Also on this episode: Phablets SWATed, question mark War propaganda Home security Out of practice

Oct 19, 201449 min

Failcast 160: Dick Toast

Fenix is joined by Nice Guy Dave a.k.a. NGD a.k.a. Noodles for this episode about Bakon, cutting the cable, the iPhone Fives, the Simpsons / Family Guy crossover, women, and Fenix throws a cat. Also on this episode: Pretentious-es-ness P2P PNP Feeling old yet? Selfie Toasters Douche-koozie

Aug 31, 201456 min

Failcast 159: Patent Trolls

Fenix is joined by Jay after a 65 episode break! The guys discuss what Jay has been up to, a live show that doesn't happen, a little trip down memory lane, fighting without a leg to stand on, poor journalism, deadly policies, . Also on this episode: Tweeting fails Punch Me Pistorius VA fails Sue happy Outtakes are back big time

Aug 10, 201445 min

Failcast 158: Pink Sock

Fenix is rejoined by Wes and Rich, as well as a new small studio audience. This week we discuss a whole second load of random crap. Really. We do it again. This week we discuss pranks and prancing, some SportsChat, somehow Bettylou (the person and the cat) gets brought up again, turning down the News, ice in the urinals, a bull hurts people, and how the internet is awesome and ruins everything! Also on this episode: Shoat it all out Gong bottoms Unlucky Boys Mrs. Doubtfire II Hole in the wall...

Jul 20, 201457 min

Failcast 157: Intervention

Fenix is joined by two hosts from the past, Wes and Rich, as well as a small studio audience. This week we discuss a whole load of random crap. Really. This episode starts strong and gets way out of control, but at least it's funny and the outtake section is BACK! Also on this episode: Double Down Noodle cup Deflated castle and hopes Miss Steaks The train comes off the tracks

Jul 06, 20141 hr 6 min

Failcast 156: The Failcast LIVE - Part 3

Fenix is joined by Nice Guy Dave and AC to finish listening to and discussing the Failcast LIVE. Listen in for the exciting conclusion to The Failcast's first venture into live podcasting.

Jun 01, 201458 min

Failcast 155: The Failcast LIVE - Part 2

Fenix is joined by Dave Dave to continue listening to and discussing the Failcast LIVE. This definitely continues to be a must-listen.

May 25, 20141 hr 22 min

Failcast 154: The Failcast LIVE - Part 1

Fenix is joined Dave Dave and AC via Skype to discuss, and then listen to, the fiasco that was the Failcast LIVE. Even if you were there for the live show, this is definitely a must listen!

May 18, 20141 hr 39 min

Failcast 153: Super Cancer

Fenix is joined live in studio by the infamous AC to cover hot topics like the first Failcast Live, Wrestlemania, gold is the new bronze, the death of the Ultimate Warrior, mean cat, power laces, and AC almost makes the universe collapse. Also on this episode: -Go for the gold -TLC -The New Gold Standard -Everything is bad for you -The future is here

Apr 09, 201458 min

Failcast 152: I Never

Fenix is joined by Unemployed Dave, Steve, and Shame for a night of wicked debauchery. This week the guy discuss job fairs, bring in a new game, find a link between Steve's boredom and cheapness, discuss penises (or penii) and girlfriends, and the nod. Also on this episode: -Online dating -Wacking Hut -Fatty, fatty two-by-four -Sentient turd -Slipped up

Mar 27, 20141 hr 8 min

Failcast: Episode Zero

This brief episode is here to explain who we are, why we're here, and what happened to us at the hands of GoDaddy.

Nov 01, 200910 min
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