with: Jack Chick John Toast Dijon Du Jour K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: peefans.com Content provided by Dr. Activisionary . Edited by Lemon . This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny. This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman. Music used...
Mar 05, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 385
with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Frank West Lemon Jack Chick reading: applerankings.com Content provided by Alqemizzy . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples. This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus. Music used: The Andrews Si...
Feb 19, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 384
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Bunnybread Victor Laszlo K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: songmeanings.com Content provided by Smallest Sasquatch . Edited by Lemon . Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're visiting SongMeanings.com to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging. This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 383
with: Lemon Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Nutshell Gulag Turtle Boots Raingear reading: goodreads.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69 . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap. This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal. Music used: Talking Heads - The Book I Read Yung Humma ft. ...
Jan 31, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 382
with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Shell Game Kendrick Lobstar Lemon reading: clips4sale.com f-list.net Content provided by Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein . Edited by Lemon . Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin'...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 381
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: digimonbelievers.forumotion.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative . Edited by Lemon . Project DigiClipse may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify. This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon. Musi...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 380
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Frank West Shell Game Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative . Edited by Jimmyfranks . I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting r/UnpopularOpinion and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says "watch next". This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around. Music used: FEAR - New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones Type O Negative - ...
Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 379
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan Zarla Lemon reading: creepypasta.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on Creepypasta.com , but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism. This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again. Music used: Orgy of the Dead soundtrack - I Am Criswell/Let's Turn Back (Jaime...
Oct 22, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 378
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Cheapskate Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals , r/VirginityExchange , r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles,...
Sep 05, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 377
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Frank West Zarla Lemon reading: overunity.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative . Edited by Lemon . Good news everybody! The forum members of OverUnity have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are heavier than lead and other assorted contraptions that provide much more energy than they'd ever require. Only one problem: They can't tell you any specifics, be...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 376
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Victor Laszlo Ironicus Lemon reading: skydin.com Content provided by dijon du jour . Edited by Adam Bozarth . If your chakras are all out of wack and you're in the market for new ugly jewelry, Skydin Zeal would love to be your supplier. The owner of a website with where every single word is printed in every single color (and with bevels and gradients besides) you may get lost along your way, but when you're done you'll lose weight because your flatware will physic...
Aug 14, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 375
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jack Chick Shell Game Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: purelifeenema.com reddit.com michimagic.com frugaldomme.com cdpunishment.com thehealthboard.com Content provided by Cat Examiner . Edited by Lemon . Health & wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of enema recipes - from coffee to dish soap to cocaine, and all points in between, and we're going to have a whol...
Jul 15, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 374
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Nutshell Gulag Sanguinary Novel Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Lewdvig Tittgenstein,Sinestro . Edited by Boots Raingear . The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary. This week, The F Plus summons The Aethe...
Jul 12, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 373
with: Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Zarla Lemon reading: loohan.com Content provided by Tipsy Almond . Edited by Adam Bozarth . Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It'...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 372
with: Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: cryptidz.fandom.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69 . Edited by Lemon . Rather than describe what's happening on The Crytpidz Wiki , I'll let the site describe itself: Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster you're talking about something that could live right on this Earth right now! On Cryptid Wiki, we document all...
Jun 23, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 371
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Shell Game Kumquatxop Lemon reading: hucows.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Lemon . Hucows (a portmanteau of "human" and "cows") is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), who are into the idea of woman as lactation machines. And sure, you assume this community is bonkers, and you're right, but there's still a number of surprises in here. This week, The F Plus wants you to pun...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 370
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Zarla Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: thevalkyrie.com Content provided by Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein . Edited by Jimmyfranks . In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25 years later, there's an entire library of material, plenty of it absolutely horrific ... If you're new to The F Plus, just be aware this one get...
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 369
with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Isfahan Shell Game Zarla Lemon reading: tumblr.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative . Edited by Lemon . In 2012, Dr. Seuss' widow and the Despicable Me company released a movie called The Lorax. It is entirely valueless, but that's not the point. The point is that the movie had a skinny boy who sang and Tumblr has horny girls on it and so the inevitable happened: The Once-ler Fandom. It mostly involves a character with no traits whatsoever making out with clo...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 368
with: Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies Jack Chick Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Content provided by Mz. Saturn . Edited by Lemon . After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced Yahoo Answers to shut down permanently on May 4th of 2021. Our memorial episode may not be timely, it may not be well thought out, and it may not be informative - but in all those ways, thi...
Jan 30, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 367
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Victor Laszlo K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Semantic Weeb . Edited by Boots Raingear . Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before? Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and spending all our time there instead. This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts. Music used: Archers of Loaf - Wrong Rob Base & DJ E-Z...
Jan 22, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 366
with: Boots Raingear Frank West John Toast Sanguinary Novel Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: tumblr.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Lemon . Inteligence iz a u konw, relativ concept, and of absolutely kinda relativ uz. While many wudd venerate intellect and self-determination as key factorz of absolutely living a ful life, dere are otherz hu feal, like, such qualitiez are inherently unladylike. Now, dat may be concerning enugh by itself, butt it'z even more concerning when yah consider...
Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 365
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Sanguinary Novel Lemon reading: chocmess.com sploshuk.co.uk stickystoriesblog.wordpress.com reddit.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Lemon . The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So with that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged. This week, The F Plus ...
Nov 15, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 364
with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Bunnybread Zarla Lemon reading: advicinators.com Content provided by Kanyesutra . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website Advicinators dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since. Teenagers will ask a question, typically about sexual health, and "columnists" will offer advice, typically unhelpful. And then at the end, we'll play a game about what si...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 363
with: Lemon John Toast Portaxx Frank West Shell Game Boots Raingear reading: jwagemakers.wordpress.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Lemon . Jeroen Wagemakers has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen loves perms, and I know that because he's been trying to do just that for 15 years but he doesn't seem to be nearly done. This week, The F Plus makes a joke once or...
Oct 16, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 362
with: Lemon Achilles' Heelies Ironicus Shell Game Boots Raingear reading: cagliastrotheironring.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Boots Raingear . The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose. This...
Oct 09, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 361
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: hybridchildrencommunity.com Content provided by Smallest Sasquatch . Edited by Lemon . Do you have alien-human hybrid children you've never met? Well it turns out that simply reading this means that you do . We know, we were surprised too. We're visiting the Hybrid Children Community - a group of people of similar class and ethnic makeup who want to tell you about their imaginary children. And then they want to share recipes. This ...
Sep 30, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 360
with: Kumquatxop Frank West Shell Game Lemon reading: fetlife.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Lemon . This episode is all poetry , and that poetry is entirely sourced from Fetlife. This week, How more intense is The F Plus' hunger, Cameron? Music used: Suuns - 2020 PJ Harvey - Down By The Water (karaoke) Madcon - Beggin' Chapters provided by Lemon...
Aug 14, 2021•50 min•Ep. 359
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Adam Bozarth Isfahan Lemon reading: fandom.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69,dijon du jour . Edited by Adam Bozarth . The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where people work very hard to catalog, annotate and describe fake things that never happened. And while this may seem like a useless exercise, the actual determination of "which fake thing is a canonically real fake thing" is a topic that has caused a significant amount of drama in the community. This week...
Aug 07, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 358
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Victor Laszlo John Toast Lemon reading: parascope.com smokershistory.com sibology.com lesbianstudies.com lightparty.com erols.com Content provided by Lewdvig Tittgenstein,Sinestro . Edited by Lemon . None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50 Cent's In Da Club. In stark silence, do you hear children crying? This week, Victor fi...
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 357
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Victor Laszlo Zarla Lemon reading: alt.fan.dragons Content provided by Shell Game . Edited by Lemon . ----- thoughts drift by: ----- < alt.fan.dragons is over 25 years old > < indifferent to time, immortal beings reside > < saying dumb shit with weird formatting > -- TheFPlus* Music used: Morphine - Honey White Cloud Nothings - Wasted Days...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 356
