with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat . Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, bu...
Jul 11, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 326
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: bulletproof.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Boots Raingear . The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are pro...
Jun 27, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 325
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo Achilles' Heelies Sanguinary Novel Lemon reading: fandom.com Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Lemon . The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how to time travel. This week, Venmo @TheFPlus and we'll tell you what your Radionic Box does. Music used: Self - Miracleworker Valium & The Tripmunks - You ...
Jun 19, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 324
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Frank West Squiddy Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Mix . Edited by Lemon . The Redditors on r/BadRoommates are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater than any of them are capable. But the roommates have been warned! This week, The F Plus has a Sour Daddy. Music used: Possum Dixon - Emergency's About To End Mojo Nixon & Skid Rope...
May 20, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 323
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Isfahan Adam Bozarth JW Friedman Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Content provided by SinBucket . Edited by Lemon . Sourced from all over the internet, we're singing songs of praise and worship (25 of them to be exact) and we expect you to feel our love deep inside you, except not in a sex way this time. This week, The F Plus begins The Upward Spiral. Music used: Portugal. The Man - Modern Jesus Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song Stryper - To Hell With The Devil Zekk...
Apr 20, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 322
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by Mix . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F P...
Apr 15, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 321
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Kumquatxop Lemon reading: ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org Content provided by JOA . Edited by Lemon . The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty much every turn here. This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales. SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX : Hi! Shortly after recording this episod...
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 320
with: Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth John Toast STOG Portaxx The Intern Boots Raingear reading: eattolivenottodie.com Content provided by Tipsy Almond . Edited by Boots Raingear . Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called "disease", which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea. This week, The ...
Mar 08, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 319
with: Achilles' Heelies Frank West Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo Edited by Jimmyfranks . On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best. Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares & Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male) Boots Rainge...
Mar 01, 2020•51 min
with: Lou Fernandez Jack Chick Lemon Kumquatxop Edited by Jimmyfranks . King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle Jack Chick - How to Become Pope Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society) Don't walk on the table, Jack. Heat 1 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth...
Mar 01, 2020•43 min
with: Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth K Thor Jensen Shell Game Edited by Jimmyfranks . Nutshell Gulag - How to Get Rid of Demons Adam Bozarth - How to Turn the Super Bowl into Super Sex! K. Thor Jensen - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls) Shell Game - How to Escape a Minefield K. Thor drank his own piss. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 4 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth...
Mar 01, 2020•46 min
with: bumpgrrl Jimmyfranks Bunnybread STOG Edited by Jimmyfranks . bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults) STOG - How to Vomit While Driving Hands above the waist, Bunnybread. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth...
Mar 01, 2020•45 min
with: Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Shell Game Jimmyfranks Edited by Jimmyfranks . Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191 Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 Music used: Lizzo - Boys Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapt...
Mar 01, 2020•37 min
with: Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Frank West Lemon Boots Raingear reading: starwars.fandom.com Content provided by King Kalamari . Edited by Adam Bozarth . The volunteer researchers over at The Wookieepedia have quite a job in front of them: They must catalog absolutely everything that has ever existed in the Star Wars Universe, including (but not limited to) the things that Disney has labeled as canon. This week The F Plus has learned one thing about Twi'lek dancers, and it's wrong. Music us...
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 318
with: Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Kumquatxop J W Friedman Lemon reading: sticky-site.com deviantart.com Content provided by Mr. Hunky Academia,Girlkisser . Edited by Lemon . The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as "Stuck In Glue Fetishists" have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, ...
Dec 30, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 317
with: Isfahan Frank West Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Wrought . Edited by Lemon . The frequent posters over at r/WhoWouldWin are looking for hard scientific evidence of what would happen if Popeye got into a knife fight with Johnny Bravo but also if being in a high altitude environment would change the outcome. It's a dumb thing to think about, and therefore there are several hundred thousand words on the subject. This week, The F Plus is horri...
Dec 22, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 316
with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Portaxx Cheapskate Lemon reading: fetlife.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith. This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx. Music used: Rheostatics - Here Come The Wolves Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U...
Dec 11, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 315
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: newart.com Content provided by Cat Examiner . Edited by Jimmyfranks . From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at Newart.com thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close ou...
Dec 02, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 314
with: Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies John Toast Portaxx Frank West Squiddy Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon STOG Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo reading: wikihow.com Content provided by Neal . Edited by Lemon . At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following... Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole John Toast: Tofu French Toast Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts ( video ) Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry P...
Nov 05, 2019•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 313
with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as " N ot in E ducation, E mployment or T raining", and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women. This week,...
Sep 29, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 312
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: bluelight.org Content provided by Mix . Edited by Lemon . While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently. This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, O...
Sep 18, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 311
with: Jack Chick Frank West Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: coiledfist.org Content provided by Girlkisser,The Smoking Dad . Edited by Adam Bozarth . The people who frequent the unpleasantly named Coiled Fist are gay men with a specific predilection; Either they want much bigger men to be sexually rude to them, or they want to be sexually rude to much smaller men. Oh, also they hate shaving their balls. It's so time consuming! This week, we started out climbing the rope but now we'r...
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 310
with: Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Zarla Boots Raingear reading: reddit.com Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins . Edited by Lemon . r/nosleep describes itself as "a subreddit for realistic horror stories." Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱 This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly , for on...
Aug 27, 2019•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 309
with: STOG Squiddy Jack Chick Lemon reading: isitnormal.com Content provided by Wrought . Edited by Lemon . Originally launched in 2005, Is It Normal? is a website where people can describe their own peculiarities, and the rest of the internet can weigh in on if that is "normal" or not. For our second trip to the site, we're looking specifically at the food-related questions that people have asked the site, and learning very little in the process. This week, The F Plus is in solidarity with that...
Aug 17, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 308
with: Lemon John Toast Kumquatxop Zarla Boots Raingear reading: ulule.com Content provided by Boots Raingear . Edited by Boots Raingear . Ulele is a crowdfunding site for self-described makers to get money for projects they may or may not actually follow through with. How does this differ from the several dozen other websites who are doing that exact same thing? Well, first of all Ulule is French. Secondly, shut up. We've got a $300 VPN box and a jockstrap for your straw boater. This week, Boots...
Aug 05, 2019•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 307
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Nutshell Gulag bumpgrrl Lemon reading: tumblr.com deviantart.com amazon.com Content provided by Mix . Edited by Lemon . Cardiophiles are motivated by two things: An intense fetish for the functions of the human heart, and the desire to tell the entire internet that they have a fetish for the functions of the human heart. This week, The F Plus wants to sleep on the left side of the bed. Music used: Psychedelic Furs - Heartbeat John Deley and the 41 Players - Ersatz...
Jul 30, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 306
with: Jimmyfranks Frank West Portaxx Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: isoaker.com isoaker.net Content provided by Cat Examiner . Edited by Jimmyfranks . There aren't a whole lot of people who visit the iSoaker family of websites, but you can't deny the passion they have in their hobby. This is an episode of meticulously documenting all the squirt guns to have ever existed, of the life-changing obsession of being super into squirt guns, and about the super cool bad ass things these full grown adu...
Jul 24, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 305
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lemon reading: ashtarcommandcrew.net Content provided by Mr. Hunky Academia . Edited by Lemon . The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of.... peace, maybe? It's difficult to say. We're not even sure who's on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short greys. Beyond that, it's open to interpretation, which is difficult when some of thes...
May 28, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 304
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: homemade-sex-toys.com dollforum.com answers.yahoo.com Content provided by Cat Examiner . Edited by Jimmyfranks . For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick inside of and then recommends that you do the same. It's a very squi...
May 09, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 303
with: Bunnybread Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Jack Chick Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Ambious,Cheapskate . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that's understandable, it's an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it's handling hundreds of conflicts a day. This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an ugly 8. Music used: Sara Bareilles - Sweet As Whole Nina Simone - Nobo...
Apr 14, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 302
