with: Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: plentyoffish.com Edited by Lemon . If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts ...
Jul 29, 2010•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 28
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy reading: reviewrinserepeat.com Content provided by Lemon . Edited by Boots Raingear . The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but wh...
Jul 21, 2010•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 27
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan STOG Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: standupforchristmas.com Edited by Boots Raingear . So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we al...
Jul 17, 2010•58 min•Ep. 12
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast STOG Lemon reading: allrecipes.com Edited by Lemon . Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific ...
Jun 28, 2010•58 min•Ep. 26
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Squiddy STOG Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: elegantangel.com Edited by Boots Raingear . It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet mess...
Jun 10, 2010•1 hr•Ep. 25
with: Isfahan Lemon Acierocolotl Jack Chick reading: chris-keaton.com This is a short horror script by a currently undiscovered screenwriter named Chris Keaton which we've decided to read. Hopefully this will catapult Mr. Keaton to the Hollywood success that he so clearly deserves. Music used: U2 - Scarlet...
Jun 04, 2010•15 min
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: bodyinflation.org Content provided by Jack Chick . The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about being force fed helium until they turn into a giant sphere, and are then popped? Well, presum...
May 28, 2010•57 min•Ep. 24
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast STOG Lemon reading: mexicansgohome.com Edited by Lemon . With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants. Unsurprisingly, these are the same people who blame Mexican immigrants for everything else bad that ever happens to them. We managed to record ...
May 11, 2010•57 min•Ep. 23
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Edited by Lemon . The internet can, depending on the topic and the website, be an extraordinarily useful source of information. All over the world, people are using the internet for peer reviewed research and edification on a wide variety of topics, both scientific and cultural. And then there's sites like Yahoo! Answers, where dumb people ask dumb questions and then other dumb people answer...
May 08, 2010•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 22
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Lemon reading: juggalove.com Edited by Boots Raingear . Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters. Music used: Crispin Glover - Clowny Clown Clown...
Apr 26, 2010•50 min•Ep. 21
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Edited by Boots Raingear . Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they're really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it now. But you're clearly mistaken if you think that's going to keep us away. This is an episode of juggalo...
Apr 21, 2010•51 min•Ep. 21
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon reading: emo-corner.com Edited by Lemon . On the internet, there's a whole lot of people writing poetry, which begs the question: Is any of it any good? Probably. But it's not like we're doing this to find people with talent. For our twentieth episode, we present to you a variety of poems from a variety of sources about a variety of topics. The commonality here is that none of these have any respect for m...
Mar 27, 2010•1 hr•Ep. 20
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster's fan comic strip called Conquistodogs. And finally, we read the twitter page of someone who likes The F Plus. Music used: The Jesus Lizard - Boilermaker Eels - ...
Mar 23, 2010•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 19
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy STOG Lemon reading: teenhut.com hauntingechoes.com Edited by Boots Raingear . This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don't understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we're about to get angsty all up in this bitch. Music used: Descendants - Parents...
Feb 28, 2010•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 18
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy Lemon reading: dollforum.com Edited by Boots Raingear . We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to he...
Feb 21, 2010•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 17
with: Kumquatxop reading: conservapedia.com Edited by Lemon . To tide you over until the next recording hits the digital airwaves, here's two outtakes from Episode 14: A Conservative Estimate. What we have is two subjects on the topic of homosexuality, as explained by Conservapedia. And really, who knows more about the gay lifestyle than a group of reactionary fundamentalists? Well, pretty much everyone, I suppose. Music used: Nuglah - Undercover Penis Lover Garbage - Cherry Lips...
Feb 12, 2010•9 min
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy STOG Lemon reading: escapistmagazine.com This week, we look at the concept of Video Games as Art from several different angles. First, we take a trip to the forums of The Escapist, where members get awards for watching cartoons and talk about what kind of assault rifle is the sexiest. If we are to believe their hype, these are the new game consumers, so what do they have to say? Secondly, we look at one of the oldest philoso...
Feb 02, 2010•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 16
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Squiddy Lemon reading: alien-ufos.com It shouldn't be surprising for you to learn that there's groups of people who believe they've been abducted by aliens. Nor should it be surprising to learn that people have elaborate theories about aliens colonizing earth and playing an active role in our history and religion. But how about people that have communicated with digital monsters that exist inside of a Jap...
Jan 24, 2010•59 min•Ep. 15
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: conservapedia.com Edited by Boots Raingear . If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties in Iraq, so conservatives created The Free Republic. And Wikipedia says that Iran Contr...
Jan 17, 2010•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 14
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear John Toast Jack Chick Isfahan Lemon Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes. Unsurprisingly, Otaku have taken this belief as gospel and make assurances that chi balls are a valid form of martial arts training. These are their badly spelled stories. Music used: Snap - The Power...
Jan 07, 2010•1 hr•Ep. 13
with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Squiddy Lemon reading: otherkindating.com Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a werewolf, or some other fictitious beast. For some reason, nobody ever believes they have the soul of a three-toed sloth inside of them, even though that seems the most appropriate. Music used: White Zombie - M...
Dec 19, 2009•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 11
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Jack Chick JimL2 STOG John Toast reading: craigslist.org Edited by Boots Raingear . While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a woman to masturbate inside her while you watch hentai cartoons? All of this, and more. Can you believe it's free? Music used: Vio...
Dec 11, 2009•56 min•Ep. 10
with: John Toast Isfahan Acierocolotl Squiddy Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Jack Chick Lemon Edited by Boots Raingear . Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors. Music used: Hanso...
Dec 03, 2009•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 9
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread John Toast Nutshell Gulag Isfahan Squiddy Lemon reading: twilightersanonymous.com Edited by Lemon . Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a elderly vampire and his teenage love interest who he feels like killing. What the hell, you ask...
Nov 26, 2009•58 min•Ep. 8
with: Lemon Squiddy An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound madness ensues.
Nov 22, 2009
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear JimL2 John Toast Squiddy Isfahan Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: fastseduction.com seductionbase.com Edited by Lemon . This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate women almost as much as you hate yourself. Music used: GWAR - Sexecutioner Max Raabe - Sex Bomb...
Nov 18, 2009•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 7
with: Acierocolotl Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick reading: gangstalkingworld.com trueforcedloneliness.com Edited by Boots Raingear . Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there's groups out there who insist that the conspiracy exists, and the only way to combat it is with crazy. Music used: Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me Jefferson Airpl...
Nov 04, 2009•58 min•Ep. 6
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Squiddy Lemon reading: fantasyfeeder.com Edited by Boots Raingear . This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating. Music used: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother...
Oct 30, 2009•49 min•Ep. 5
with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan Squiddy Lemon reading: dailystrength.org Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times. Music used: Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends Liz Phair - Support System...
Oct 24, 2009•1 hr•Ep. 4
with: Isfahan Acierocolotl Squiddy Jack Chick John Toast We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are. Music used: Gregorian - Losing My Religion Apocalyptica - Unforgiven Cyndi Lauper - She Bop...
Oct 15, 2009•55 min•Ep. 3
