Drew’s tiresome day, Elisa Jordana breaks her silence with us, Eli Zaret stops by, James Crumbley’s threatening audio tapes, and more OJ Simpson death stories. Drew successfully changed his tire in the hood. Drew’s busy weekend also included an appearance on Point DabblePoint over the weekend. Check it out here. Eli Zaret drops by to discuss a close Detroit Tigers’ victory, New England Patriot’s WR JuJu Smith-Schuster’s Snap Chat dick pic, The Masters’ smugness, his run-ins with OJ Simpson, the ...
Apr 14, 2024•3 hr 1 min
OJ Simpson is dead, Tom Mazawey loses a hero, Jeffrey Felix remembers Guarding The Juice, a brand-new Bonerline, the return of Jim’s Picks, and the new Detroit sign get the Gmac Cash treatment. It’s The Drew Lane Show now. OJ Simpson is dead. Rico Beard believes OJ is innocent. OJ was a bad husband, though. OJ was a pretty good actor. Peter Jennings got HAD by Mr. Higgins. We listen to OJ’s suicide note. Tom Mazawey joins the line to eulogize The Juice. We also discuss the Lions new uniforms, Sh...
Apr 12, 2024•3 hr 21 min
Elisa Jordana arrested & WATP Karl breaks it all down, UConn repeats as National Champions, James & Jennifer Crumbley sentenced to 10-15 years, the Delta Eclipse flight letdown, and Drew got scammed by Africa. The Detroit Radio Buzzboard still hates us. Elisa Jordana was in quite the kerfuffle yesterday. Even the New York Post and Page 6 joined the fray. UConn wins back-to-back NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship. James and Jennifer Crumbley were sentenced to 10-15 years in prison. The FB...
Apr 09, 2024•2 hr 41 min
Curb Your Enthusiasm’s perfect finale, Eclipse exhaustion, Ricky Martin’s on-stage boner, AOC v. A.I., Jellyroll wins the CMTs, and Caitlin Clark’s TV ratings were through the roof. The eclipse happened. Some people are saying it was overrated. Trudi theme-worked today at 106.7 WLLZ. Soft people claimed they contracted ‘eclipse sickness’. Curb Your Enthusiasm perfectly wrapped up forever last night. Ricky Martin was Madonna’s special guest on stage last night. He responded by getting an erection...
Apr 08, 2024•2 hr 10 min
Eclipse excitement, Diddy’s kid is just like dad, Eli Zaret Final Four visit, Lyla’s bad haircut, gassy people on Instagram, Corey Feldman Unplugged, and Don Lemon’s look-at-me wedding. SB Nation’s podcasting branch goes down. Drew reached out… but they’re good. Eli Zaret joins the show to discuss the Detroit Tigers early on in the season, Eli rants against celebrating in sports, previews the Men’s NCAA Basketball Championship between Conn and Purdue, No Diddy, Kamala Harris has no clue what Mar...
Apr 07, 2024•2 hr 41 min
Kirk (& Cam) Gibson stop by on Detroit Tigers Home Opener Eve, Power Slap, richest women in the world, Ron Jeremy’s charges dropped, a Bonerline, and Donald Trump accuses Joe Biden of doing drugs. The Detroit Tigers have started 5-0 (post show note: now 5-1). Stevie J still has Diddy’s back by releasing video of Sean Combs’ 50th birthday party. Everybody who went is complicit. The Synanon Fix on Max is wild, but some people want to wait until every episode is available. Kansas City Chiefs WR...
Apr 04, 2024•3 hr 5 min
Frank Caliendo joins us, the Taiwan earthquakes, KC WR Rashee Rice’s accident, Lizzo un-quits the business, and Drew learns about drifting & ghost riding. Dana Carvey is super sorry for a 30-year-old SNL sketch, but for which reason? Kansas City Chief WR Rashee Rice is super sorry for all that drag racing and stuff where people were injured. He was filmed leaving the scene of the accident. Donate to his victim’s Go Fund Me right here. Drew had never heard of drifting and ghost-riding. No one...
Apr 04, 2024•2 hr 57 min
Tom Green and Todd Rundgren join us on the show… separately, RIP John Sinclair, Iowa v. LSU women’s basketball ratings, and Donald Trump posts bond & visits Michigan. The Detroit Tigers are 4-0. Mike Valenti is aggravated because this won’t last. Caitlin Clark and “good” Iowa defeated Angel Reese and “evil” LSU. LSU skipped the National Anthem. Life is hard for Angel Reese. Cop Cam: Murdering Son Edition. Tom Green calls into the show to promote his stand-up at Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle, T...
Apr 02, 2024•2 hr 59 min
Detroit Tigers start hot & start a dumb celebration, more Diddy trouble, Cowboy Carter reviews, Eli Zaret joins us in studio, Tori Spelling’s divorce phone call, Drew Crime: Homicide New York, and new A.I. Drew songs. Eli Zaret joins us live in-studio to discuss the undefeated Detroit Tigers (as of recording), evaluate Bally Sport’s play-by-play guy Jason Benetti, the worst home run/product placement celebration possibly ever, learn of Le’Veon Bell’s OnlyFans, former Detroit Lion CB Cam Sutt...
Apr 02, 2024•2 hr 56 min
The Truth v. Alex Jones, Donald Trump Bibles, Will Smith’s charity, Caitlin Clark’s basketball offer, Coach Maz stiffs us, a new Bonerline, Trudi v. Martha Reeves, and Cop Cams: a crying gangster, an entitled CEO & front loader v. front loader. It’s a whole new Drew. He’s doing things again. Drew has an upcoming interview with Ron Robinson out this Friday. A.I. Drew is killing it. Thanks, Matt. The stock markets and Bitcoin are raging. Frank Caliendo will join us on Wednesday of next week. T...
Mar 27, 2024•2 hr 18 min
The inbred Whittakers of West Virginia, Baltimore bridge collapse, RFK Jr’s VP pick, Dave Attell’s new Netflix special, and Diddy gets raided by the Feds and trolled by 50 Cent. Drew finally caught The Brothers Grimsby and loved it. The new Dave Attell special dropped on Netflix. Diddy is now… The Diddler. Where is he? Ridley Scott was inconvenienced by the Feds raiding Diddy’ homes. Diddy’s alleged drug mule (and former Syracuse basketball player) Brendan Paul goes down first. 50 Cent is piling...
Mar 26, 2024•2 hr 15 min
Shohei Ohtani speaks with a new translator, Diddy gets raided, Stormy Daniels documentary, Donald Trump’s bond reduced, WATP Karl tears up Bert Kreischer, Rebel Wilson v. Sasha Baron Cohen, and poor ole Anne Hathaway. Shohei Ohtani is set to speak publicly about his interpreter fiasco and gambling scandal. Donald Trump’s bond was reduced to $175M. His first criminal trial is kicking off April 14. Trump is DOMINATING at golf right now. Joe Biden comes out with a weak troll. That cop-gone-wild get...
Mar 25, 2024•2 hr 30 min
Oakland U & MSU out of March Madness, Eli Zaret joins us, Kate Middleton’s cancer announcement, Le’Veon Bell’s OnlyFans, Corey Feldman breaks his silence, Blanket Jackson v. Katherine Jackson, Fox’s Celebrity Boxing, and John Hinkley Jr got cancelled… again. Congrats to Karl on his live show in Florida. Karl joins us tomorrow. Eli Zaret joins us for the NCAA March Madness! Michigan State played decent but lost to North Carolina. Oakland University shocked the world by beating Kentucky and th...
Mar 24, 2024•2 hr 43 min
Maz loves the Flintstones, Detroit Lions Cam Sutton wanted for assault, John Mellencamp goes off, Rob Wolchek’s newest Hall of Shame member, March Madness is here, a new Bonerline, and our Celebrity Ozempic Watchlist. Oprah ruined Weight Watchers. Ozempic is king. Drew has started a list of celebrities he suspect are using Ozempic or will in the future. Marc has Creighton winning the NCAA Tournament in one of his 3 pools and doesn’t know how it happened. Some people are saying to use the Mike Cl...
Mar 20, 2024•2 hr 40 min
Comic TJ Miller joins us, Oprah’s prime time infomercial, Donald Trump sues George Stephanopoulos, Richard Simmons speaks, Princess Kate conspiracies, squatter's rights in New York, and we have a new James Bond. Richard Simmons is NOT dying… at least not right away. Princess Kate conspiracy theories are getting out of hand. The Bachelor was bumped by Oprah and Bachelor Nation was FURIOUS! Oprah did one giant infomercial for Ozempic. Get your brackets in on time… Thursday at Noon. Barack Obama fi...
Mar 19, 2024•2 hr 20 min
ID’s Quiet on Set covers Nickelodeon abuse claim & Amanda Bynes, Donald Trump can’t make bond, Kate Middleton sighted, March Madness, the longest pee ever, Spring Break, and Curb Your Enthusiasm’s dong drawings. TJ Miller will join us tomorrow. Kevin Connolly podcasting scam-artist update. Someone always needs their balls washed on celebrity podcasts. Matthew Stafford is ready to “kick his ass”. Television: Curb Your Enthusiasm dropped another killer episode last night. Jon Stewart’s ratings...
Mar 18, 2024•2 hr 31 min
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Eli Zaret joins us with March Madness, Entourage’s Kevin Connolly alleged scam, Richard Simmons releases music, Bruno Mars is bad at gambling, airport Karen pees herself, and the results of radioactivity in Russia. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Eli Zaret joins us on his birthday to rip on Saint Patrick, Juwan Howard out as the “David and Meredith Kaplan head basketball coach” at Michigan, the Chicago Bears trade of Justin Fields to the Pittsburgh Steelers, Kirk Cousins to the...
Mar 17, 2024•2 hr 30 min
Saving Mitch Albom, Elon Musk v. Don Lemon, Drew Crime: The Gilbert Goons, a new Bonerline, Tom Mazawey promotes Bon Jovi, Jim’s Picks: Brothers, and James Crumbley is found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. We chat about songs that have false endings. TikTok is in peril. Princess Kate is doctoring photos. It’s not the worst thing that has happened to her. Meghan Markle is hocking cookware. Donald Trump had a few charges dropped. Remember when Trump had a different haircut once? Mitch Albom ha...
Mar 14, 2024•2 hr 50 min
WATP Karl destroys Brandi & Tish Cyrus’ podcast, Aaron Rodgers for simultaneous QB/VP, James Crumbley’s house of skank, Mazawey eulogizes Eric Carmen, Dak Prescott extortion attempt, Jimmy Kimmel v. Donald Trump, and a birthday celebration via cop cam. Brandi Cyrus is Drew’s favorite Cyrus. RIP Eric Carmen. Tom Mazawey eulogizes the former Raspberry. Drew went down a John Parr deep dive and found the coolest music video. Politics: Donald Trump continues to talk about E. Jean Carroll. RFK Jr....
Mar 12, 2024•2 hr 42 min
Oscars 2024 recap, Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards, Nancy Mace v. George Stephanopoulos, North West solo album, and a very entitled cop cam. Nobody cares about Kate Middleton’s photo. She doesn’t have a real job. Meghan Markle spoke at SXSW to repeat the same story she tells over and over and over. Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s kid, North West is dropping a solo album. Kanye keeps selling out arena. Guess Model Zita Vass wants to use the n-word at concerts. Celebrities love starting schools either for ...
Mar 11, 2024•2 hr 41 min
The State of the Union, Eli Zaret joins us after being phished, Madonna wheelchair mishap, the anniversary of the Jock Strap, Corey Feldman covers The Doors, Amanda Bynes discovers wigs, Drew Crime, and BranDon’s semen screw-up. Daylight Savings screwed up Drew’s internal clock. Eli Zaret joins us following a senior moment, talks the Detroit Tigers in Spring Training, the Detroit Red Wings’ losing streak, MSU’s NCAA basketball tournament chances, University of Michigan coach Juwan Howard on the ...
Mar 10, 2024•3 hr 13 min
Mike Tyson & Jake Paul to put on a show, Conan O’Brien ball-washes Melinda French Gates, a new Bonerline, Tom Mazawey dials in, Jim’s Picks are a colorful bunch, and Rolling Stone butchers another list. Mike Tyson and Jake Paul will box on Netflix July 20th. Scorpion vs Testicles: Who Ya Got? The Academy Awards are on Sunday night. Coop won’t be bringing Gigi. Politics: The State of the Union is tonight! Whoo! The attack ads are just getting started. Donald Trump has the AI Black vote. Rust ...
Mar 08, 2024•2 hr 7 min
Tom Mazawey can’t change a lightbulb, explosion in Clinton Township, Nick Swardson’s alcohol poisoning, Nick Saban v. college football, Amanda Bynes update, Octopus Murders, Gisele v. Tom Brady, and Drew visited urgent care. Things are moving slow and it’s an internet-free show today, as the World Wide Web is nowhere-to-be-found. Drew was sent to Urgent Care with tummy troubles & back pain. Nick Swardson is sorry for his disaster performance in Colorado. This isn’t his first go-a-round with ...
Mar 07, 2024•2 hr 39 min
Jason Kelce’s tearful retirement, Nick Swardson bombs, The Octopus Murders, Craig Kilborn has a podcast, and DJ Khaled v. Larry King. Hey former Sports Illustrated model Kathy Ireland… why you look different? Philadelphia Eagle Jason Kelce retired and cried a lot today. The Capitol Hill Comedy Bar is a buzzkill for comedy. Nick Swardson had a disaster of a performance in Colorado. Does this look like a repetitive k-hole to you? Check out Drew’s new favorite beach fashion trend. DJ Jon Gosselin h...
Mar 04, 2024•2 hr 3 min
Eli Zaret joins us after Caitlin Clark makes history, Braylon Edwards: Hero, Drew Crime, Indian billionaire’s wedding, Spring Break, Diddy allegations, The Dynasty: Aaron Hernandez, and two great voices meet as James Charles appears on Sofia with an F. Eli Zaret joins us after watching Iowa’s Caitlin Clark break Pistol Pete Maravich’s scoring record. We also discuss court storming, talk about really old basketball players, gambling on the NFL combine, Josh Gattis’ alleged love life with a player...
Mar 03, 2024•2 hr 51 min
A Nepo baby drumming debut, Tom Maz-plaining missing merch, Jim's Unplugged picks, DJ Khaled lost at sea, The Church Lady joins REO Speedwagon, Amy & TJ's fading rankings, and every show member takes a pounding. Tom Mazawey must be selling 300 cars a month since our merchandise is depleting . Some people are saying Christina Gennari is more responsible with our merch. More P Diddy lawsuit news. He allegedly had a thing for Meek Mill, so Mill spent the day saying he's not gay. The story is ch...
Mar 01, 2024•2 hr 58 min
RIP Richard Lewis, the worst National Anthem ever, YouTuber James Charles update, Drew Crime, and a special man named George from Drew’s high school. Drew tells the tale of George from New Trier High School. Blue Oyster Cult’s ‘Burnin’ For You’ may be the cheapest made video possibly ever. 8-year-old Kinsley Murray butchered the National Anthem at an Indiana Pacers game. RIP comic Richard Lewis. Bravo’s Andy Cohen seems to be a-ok considering an embarrassing lawsuit filed by a former “Housewife”...
Feb 29, 2024•2 hr 38 min
WATP Karl rips up Stuttering John Melendez, Joe Biden on Late Night, Jon Stewart on Israel/Palestine, Tyreek Hill breaks a woman’s leg, 90 Day Fiancé fight, and Ace Frehley goes to Walmart. Jon Stewart’s dog died. He also went off on the Israel and Palestine conflict. J-Lo cried today because of what Ben Affleck did for her. Election 2024: Joe Biden awkwardly appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Donald Trump loves the Blacks. Drew is SO BACK on the 90 Day Fiancé train. Kanye West and Vulture...
Feb 28, 2024•2 hr 49 min
DJ Khaled v. sand, Where is Wendy Williams?, NCAA court storming, stupid SAG Awards, more SNL Shane Gillis fallout, Joran van der Sloot conjugal visits, a fart-less colonoscopy, and Show Court: Drew v. BranDon. Trudi has returned from her drug-running vacation. Just so you know, Drew is a snorkeler. BranDon is in trouble over his time-off habits leading to a Show Court trial. If Joe Biden doesn’t run for president… who should run in his place? Rashida Tlaib is not happy with Joe. The elite Emers...
Feb 27, 2024•2 hr 23 min
Kid Rock loves Bud Light, Eli Zaret sees it his way, Shane Gillis hosts SNL, RIP Flint Congressman Eric Mays, Drew Crime: A Killer Renovations, and Corey Feldman butchers a Christmas classic. Did the SNL band members laugh at Shane Gillis monologue or not? It doesn’t matter because the episode way funny. Eli Zaret drops by to talk up the Detroit Red Wings, Chicago Blackhawks retiring Chris Chelios’ number, the Detroit Tigers underperforming in Spring Training, Rob Parker launching AM Black sport...
Feb 25, 2024•2 hr 54 min
