Perrin accompanies Rand on his return to Cairhien. The threat of violence looms as Rand learns what has been happening in the city since his captivity. Everyone in the palace is about to play a game of "who can shift their allegiance (again) the fastest?" Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Oct 18, 2019•42 min•Season 7Ep. 2
We start in on Crown of Swords! First there's the usual recap chapter where we check in with various villains and antagonists. Then Perrin grapples with the aftermath of the battle at Dumai's Wells. Battles aren't so much fun when it's people you're chopping up. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Oct 11, 2019•49 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Perrin leads a desperate chase to free Rand before it's too late. It culminates in a showdown that will change the worldwide balance of power. Those Aes Sedai should have thought twice before they put a Two Rivers blacksmith's friend in a box. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 26, 2019•59 min•Season 6Ep. 15
After an angry encounter with the Salidar Aes Sedai, Rand flees to Cairhien where he gets in much worse trouble. Luckily Perrin is back, because Rand is going to need his wolf bro. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 19, 2019•47 min•Season 6Ep. 14
Perrin meets his in-laws. It turns out that they are crazy, which explains why his wife is also crazy. Meanwhile, Mat, Elayne, and Nynaeve arrive in Ebou Dar, the city that is to knife fights what London is to fog. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 12, 2019•48 min•Season 6Ep. 13
Mat arrives in Salidar and executes his favorite tactic of barging in and making wrong assumptions. Then Min arrives in Caemlyn with the Salidar Aes Sedai delegation and soon afterward arrives in Rand's lap. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jul 05, 2019•57 min•Season 6Ep. 12
Egwene gets spanked by a belt, travels through the dream, then gets elected boss of all Aes Sedai for her trouble. Worth it. Then, Mat gets sent to Salidar by Rand via magic shortcut and now has to deal with a town of upset Aes Sedai. Much easier, but definitely not worth it. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 28, 2019•40 min•Season 6Ep. 11
Rand is attacked by a Grey Man, who is immediately destroyed by Taim, who couldn't be more suspicious if he tried. Meanwhile, Nynaeve does the impossible and Heals Logain. Not necessarily a good thing, but still very impressive! Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 21, 2019•51 min•Season 6Ep. 10
Rand studies the Andoran history of kissing cousins, while Egwene gets some hands-on (lips-on?) practice in kissing with Gawyn. Then Rand meets the White Tower's delegation and they have a competition to see who can underestimate the other the most. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 14, 2019•32 min•Season 6Ep. 9
Egwene is almost back in action. Mat fends off a sneak attack by some mystery Aiel and finds a grisly message. Rand meets some semi-friendly Ogier and takes them on a field trip to Shadar Logoth. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 07, 2019•38 min•Season 6Ep. 8
Rand splits his time between ruling Caemlyn and Cairhien, and gets an message from Sammael that is pleasantly worded but unpleasantly delivered. Then Egwene and Rand have a snippy argument, just like old times. Note: the audio is crackly in some places. The person responsible has been sacked. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on P...
May 31, 2019•44 min•Season 6Ep. 7
Nynaeve and Elayne discover that the fate of the world hinges on a mysterious bowl in a locked room in a city with no street signs. Then they survive a furniture attack! Meanwhile, Egwene discovers dream sex the hard (but fun) way. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
May 24, 2019•52 min•Season 6Ep. 6
Rand takes a break from ruling Caemlyn to reach out to some friendly Aes Sedai and gets a nasty surprise. Meanwhile, the Salidar Aes Sedai find out that the fastest way to get a rule broken is to tell Nynaeve about it. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
May 17, 2019•45 min•Season 6Ep. 5
Elayne and Nynaeve are feeling stifled now that they’re back to being Accepted and no longer in charge. Then we check in with the leader of the Whitecloaks who has no idea how out of his depth he is. Don’t feel bad Niall, we’re having trouble keeping track of things too and we have a glossary! Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on ...
May 10, 2019•55 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Mat is now a general in charge of his own army: The Band of the Red Hand. How cool is that? He generals all day and parties all night as he prepares to enact Rand's secret plan to defeat Sammael. Meanwhile a whole lot of Forsaken do a whole lot of scheming without telling us a whole lot. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreo...
May 03, 2019•53 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Rand hasn't been resting. In between taking on 5 swordsmen at once for practice (and winning!) and taking on the mad ghost in his head (and not really winning) he's been teaming up with our new favorite character Davram Bashere to take the fight to Sammael in Illian. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 26, 2019•46 min•Season 6Ep. 2
The lengthy prologue of Lord of Chaos follows various evil-doers (and a few good-doers) as they plot their next move now that Rand has set the world spinning in a new direction. Everybody's got a plan until they get balefired in the face. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Apr 19, 2019•57 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Rand takes the fight to Rahvin himself, in Caemlyn! Mat and Aviendha come along for the ride, and there's a special guest appearance by Nynaeve. Killing a Forsaken is a team effort. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Feb 22, 2019•56 min•Season 5Ep. 13
In Cairhien, Rand and Mat both find their relationship troubles turn deadly. In Mat's case it's a sexy darkfriend. For Rand it's a millenia-old ex girlfriend who skins people when she gets angry. And she's very angry with Rand. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Feb 15, 2019•50 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Nynaeve and Elayne leave the menagerie and fight their way aboard a ship headed for Salidar and the good Aes Sedai. It turns out that an army of Shienarans is very useful to have around. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Feb 08, 2019•45 min•Season 5Ep. 11
It all goes down outside the gates of Cairhien. A massive battle resolves the Shaido issue in a river of blood as Rand invents artillery warfare. Mat accidentally takes command of several divisions and inadvertently slays the enemy commander. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Feb 01, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Nynaeve takes a break from the circus and has a fun day in the city. She meets a one-eyed soldier, a mad prophet, and a sexy Whitecloak. Meanwhile Mat is slowly losing his struggle to avoid becoming the coolest guy in the universe. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jan 25, 2019•48 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Nynaeve and Elayne are having a grand old time after joining the circus but things go very wrong very fast when Nynaeve gets in a dream-fight with Moghedien. Her usual strategy of punching her way out does nothing against somebody who can turn you into a horse. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jan 18, 2019•59 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Siuan Sanche sells her plan to the Aes Sedai in Salidar, despite Gareth Bryne's untimely intrusion. Then, Rand and Aviendha teleport to the other side of the world, build an igloo, get naked, and get busy. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jan 11, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Rand leads the Aiel after Couladin's trail of destruction while Egwene follows her bliss and walks herself into another trap. Meanwhile Siuan rejoins the Aes Sedai she led a month ago, and they're like, "Who are you again?" Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jan 04, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 6
There's a lot of running away in this chapter. Nynaeve and Elayne have to run away when they're spotted by Galad (who is now a Whitecloak, boo). To hide, they join the circus (yay!). Also, Morgase manages to escape her mind-twisted captivity with the help of her true loyalists (double yay!). Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Pa...
Dec 21, 2018•50 min•Season 5Ep. 5
While Siuan and company learn to make their way in the wide world without being able to channel, Nynaeve learns some hard lessons in her dreams. Lesson one: watch out for Egwene, she's a maniac. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Dec 14, 2018•53 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Rand and Mat barely survive an attack by Darkhounds, then Rand finally decides to move the Aiel. Meanwhile Nynaeve and Elayne employ their tried-and-true investigation method of finding a trap and jumping into it. NOTE: This episode has some explicit discussion of torture. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Dec 07, 2018•58 min•Season 5Ep. 3
In Rhuidean, Egwene studies dreamwalking with the Wise Ones while Rand (ahem, that's Lord Dragon Car'a'carn Rand al'Thor to you) tries to complete the set of Aiel clans before Couladin does. NOTE: The audio is extra bad this episode. The person responsible has been sacked. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Nov 30, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 2
As The Fires of Heaven opens, we take a tour of various dastardly deeds and shadowy meetings that bode ill for the forces of Light. Also, Siuan Sanche and company have trouble adjusting to civilian life and run afoul of the criminal justice system. Your hosts are Jeff Lake , Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan . Support us at armadillo.club ! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov , licensed under CC-BY 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Nov 23, 2018•48 min•Season 5Ep. 1
