A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical, Part 3
“The next time we meet, we are going to change your life forever.” That was what I had said to Brian the last time I’d met with him, and here he was...
Aug 29, 2012•5 min
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Dr. Matt, the Most Famous Fake Doctor Of Our Time™, is an award-winning author, blogger, and performer, who gives advice on relationships, life, death, half-life, pet ownership, sexuality, asexuality, proto-sexuality, and mustache growing.
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Episodes
A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical, Part 2
Brian sat in my office for about 10 minutes while I thought about what to say to him. You see, I had decided to fix Brian. And, so far, Brian was not...
Jul 30, 2012•5 min
A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical
Folks, I’ve been taking a sabbatical for the first part of this year, which, as you know, is a traditional practice for someone like me who normally does the holy work of...
May 09, 2012•8 min
Top 10 Things To Do Just In Case The World Ends In 2012
Folks, I don’t put much stock in all that hogwash about 2012 being some sort of Apocalyptic year. But, I’m also an advocate of being prepared. So, just in case the world ends in...
Dec 31, 2011•6 min
Dealing With A Problem Parent
This week, a video made its way around the Internet of a Texas judge hitting his 16-year-old with a belt. While the video is difficult to watch for some, I feel like...
Nov 04, 2011•3 min
In Defense of Brad Pitt
Not long ago, The Hollywood Reporter, which is some kind of online smut magazine, published a story with this headline: “Brad Pitt Uses ‘Moneyball’ Promotional Tour to Criticize Jennifer Aniston“. About his...
Sep 26, 2011•6 min
It’s Time to Face the Groundhog of Fear
As I’ve been telling you, you and I are going to change your life. Hopefully, you’re up to speed on this, because we’ll be a lot more effective in changing your life...
Sep 08, 2011•4 min
You Deserve More Than a Crap Sandwich
Folks, it’s time for a change. I don’t mean for me. I’m happy as a clam who has been invited to a clam honoring ceremony, in which he or she is about...
Aug 23, 2011•5 min
What Does a Gynecologist Do?
Dear Dr. Matt- Hello, My name is Chris and in our High School Biology class, we are doing a project in which we have to interview a certain scientist and make a...
Jun 11, 2011•8 min
Don’t Over-Think How Russell Crowe Relates To Cows
Believe me, no one was more surprised than me when Sally Ann Bopkins came to my office this week. You may remember her from my wildly popular snack-sized book, Just Stop Having...
Jun 07, 2011•5 min
Exposing a Whirlwind of Stupidity
I don’t know if you know this, but a crisis can often tell you everything you need to know about a person. Nothing will separate heroes from idiots faster. There are plenty...
Apr 25, 2011•5 min
How To Change Your Life In One Easy Step
Folks, occasionally people come into my apartment / office looking for a change. Sometimes it’s a relationship change, or a job change, or a living situation change, or a sex change. Inevitably,...
Apr 05, 2011•3 min
Dr. Matt Is Going To Pull It Out For You
Once in a while, someone will come into my apartment / office who I immediately know is going to be interesting. I mean, someone who just really catches my attention for some...
Mar 25, 2011•6 min
Protests in Egypt, Libya, and Your Nursing Home
Folks, I’ve been looking at news from around the world, and I’ve been seeing a common theme. That is, a group of people are saying to another group, “We’re mad as hell,...
Mar 07, 2011•5 min
Don’t Not Follow Your Passion! Or Not? No.
Folks, earlier this week, a friend of mine pointed me to this article entitled, cleverly, “Don’t Follow Your Passion.” “It’s really good advice,” my friend told me. Now, I took a gander...
Feb 01, 2011•6 min
Dr. Matt’s Contract With The Internet
Folks, it seems like every year we get to a whole new year. In the past, I know that I’ve said that my only resolution for the new year, if I had...
Jan 04, 2011•5 min
Snake Doctors Are Highly Marketable
Recently, I spent some time in Belize doing some humanitarian work. You see, while there are some villages that are geographically isolated and don’t have access to the internet, Belize hasn’t typically...
Dec 20, 2010•4 min
People Who Set Your Value Suck
With a busy schedule of public speaking and celebrity endorsements, I haven’t had time to take a lot of appointments from clients. However, the other day, a client walked in that I...
Nov 22, 2010•8 min
Is it okay to betray a betrayer?
Hello Dr. Matt, My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 2 years, though what we have is a long-distance relationship. Before we finally hooked up, he was broken-hearted because his...
Oct 20, 2010•5 min
Your Fatness Is Keeping You From Stuff
Folks, I read a recent article that said what you probably already knew, that parents love their fat kids less. Now, the article admitted that parents probably don’t know this, but their...
Sep 24, 2010•4 min
What Words of Wisdom for the Wed?
Dear Dr. Matt, Can you offer any words of wisdom for two special people on their wedding day? -Matthew Thanks for your question, Matthew. By the way, just so you know, I’m...
Aug 28, 2010•4 min
All Wedding Paths Lead To Cake (Eventually)
Well, summer is wedding season, and Midgie and I have been to a bunch this year. Not only that, but one of Midgie’s close friends is getting married, and she asked...
Aug 18, 2010•5 min
Dr. Matt’s Question and Answer Orgy, Volume 1
Folks, usually I take one fan’s question at a time and give a thoughtful and thorough response. Today, I’m going to take on many of you at once, dividing up my thoughtfulness...
Jul 16, 2010•4 min
Familiarity vs. Formality
Once in a while, I’ll encounter someone who is really enthusiastic about me and my work. Actually, usually pretty much everyone is enthusiastic about me, so that’s not the issue. The issue...
Jun 18, 2010•3 min
The Unsexiness of Stress
In the last while, my partner Midgie has been working on getting her PhD. Thankfully, I haven’t been through this process, but I hear it can be a bit of a challenge,...
Jun 13, 2010•4 min
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