You're listening to the Dhobie on ninety one The Freak. We missed our couple of chances to do some birthdays. If you want a chance at Green Day Tickets, you can answer our questions of death. Age seventeen or eight eighteen ish two and four eight one seven seven eight seven one ninety seven one. I'll put you on hold. I'll take you know whatever college. We'll take to the We'll do one. Now, we'll do two. We'll do to today. We'll take two questions. I want to answer some questions of death.
Yeah, you'll What you'll do is you'll team up. You'll choose your Do you want Siroy to help you? Do you want Danny to help you? You know, I used to work at a funeral home, so I know a lot about death. You guys, I don't know that they're going to be about death. I think you just named it that. Yeah, just help spice stuff. I almost it's a cool name, Danny. It's not about death. Tell yourself. You guys are always marketing, always marketing.
You guys, ever had I'm asking just you have you had the pork chop at Perry's. It's possible because I have been there quite a bit. I looked at best pork chops in DFW and that's a famous one. Perry's stakouts that huge bone. Yes, it's so good, and they have a Friday lunch special where it's half off, and they've had this for a decade. It is so delicious that Kevin, I would like to take you to Perry's. You take me to Perry's for the second time in your life for
a Friday lunch special. Oh, one time you and Cash took me in machine over to Paris for a post show meeting. Really we scold you ordered a huge pork chop for the whole table. I think we probably did, but rated us do better, Just do better. I don't understand. Just do better. And then you recorded it and played it the following Saturday. Funny when you played that US yelling at you after your first show. Well, meanwhile, your pockets are lying with Brad Benson money been Granberry fan will
not support Brad ben here today on election. That's just different. That was a miscalculation. I'm willing to give you guys a half point to just not mention that ever again. But he does have undying support for Brad Benjamin. Yeah, yeah, Brad legend a couple of minutes or to place some audio in which I have to ask, are you allowed to say that on TV? Anymore? Right? And then weird thing like did he kill his cousin? It's an odd thing you're gonna hear in a second that somehow did not
take the world by storm as much as it should have last week. Play for you in a second. You know, I've heard of a lot of things that we're going to get to eventually. But what are we doing now? Berthase? Lord is twenty seven about right out of the gate birthday? I love it. That's mixing it up, that's keeping everybody on their toe. Damn straight, Lord, she's a royals, right, and she will never be a royal. I like that song too? Did? I never
liked that song? I was like, what ten years old now, isn't it? I saw her in concert? Oh sounds so boring, and I think I really liked it. Was she good? I never figured out what she was trying to do. It is like, are you trying to be Kate Bush? Are you trying to turns out she's trying to be Lord do her own thing? Yeah, what's wrong without I'm like, did you date Alex Gordon? Is that why you'll never be a royal? I don't understand. Move on to the next birthday. I was waiting for a baseball joke
and you delivered it. Taco Charleton's twenty eight What's he doing should have been TJ. Watt. He was so excited to do the little pretend I'm making a Taco sack dance and he did it Wellice in his life is maybe the only time I ever got in trouble and all of my years of working for the Dallas Cowboys' website was during the draft because they're you know, they're covering the drift in the Dallas Cowboys radio network, and they were very adamant about
wait, we're gonna air the commissioners. You're gonna hear the commissioner's voice. Wait. But they did the thing where it's like and the Cowboys pick next, We'll be right back because they know they can get people to hold through. And I'm sitting there going, no, this is stupid. We all know what the pick is. We've already seen it. Hu, this is
dumb because TV goes to break. We're still there, but still to me in another room an effective tease for TV, right, but what about for as it's happening live, when the whole world knows the internet's already reacting to it. We know, I han't got I'd been told. I knew. Okay. The point is, well, the kind of doing the thing where they kick it around the room. So it goes over to Brad Sham and
then it goes over to another room. It goes to me in a one room by myself, and I said, guys, water beating around the bush. They took taco and boy I got a talking to that night from who Brad Sham? Oh, no, cowboys uppers. They were just like Charlotte. No, I never it never got to the family. Charlotte. You know I need to talk to you. I was like everyone in Cowboys Nation already knew that they weren't gonna take t J. Watt. Oh sorry, he's tall man. He's like six eight. Where's that inches? Inches?
No? Is it? Yeah? Sixty six inches that's about five seven that tall. It's like five seven child porn guy who's on TV, Brad Benson. None of us support on allegedly Adam Divine is forty anyone uh yeah, uh oh, that is the dude from a work work office. We work workaholics, workohol office and pitch perfect and horrible bosses or something. No, no, no, no, no, those are funny. The righteous Gymstones. Oh yeah, that's right. Which one is he he's a little youth.
He's a part of the Smotbusters. Y'all? Are y'all caught up? No? Last season is incredible. That show's good now never made it through the first season, dude, Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers. Need to hear Baby Billy ever again, don't TV shame. I don't feel like I just did. I just anyway? Happy birthday, dude. Maybe I was TV shaving. Yeah, I think you were. Baby Billy's Bible Baby Billy wants to
play Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers. It's just like family feud Bible questions. But you can't get it funded, so use it, uses it as average. I'll do this for you if you can get me Baby Billy's Bible bonkers. So good. Marcus is Trawel forty eight, oh the Survivor military Man. Yeah, you know what? I found that with my evening TV free time. When it comes to it, like after a long day, the last thing I want to do at night is laugh really yeah, oh, it's
the only thing I want to do. I don't want to watch comedies. I don't want to watch serious crap. I might not like comedies. That might be it, Like what, there's no comedy that you guys think you're smarter than the comedy. You just think you're funnier. I get it. That might be true. We're very vain. Jane Slater forty two, not gen Slator. Jane Slater's forty two. Happy birthday, Jane, Happy birthday, Jane. Christopher Knight sixty six, anybody, Yes, uh, that
is I know exactly who that has. I can picture. He's kind of like a jarhead man. No is he a Christopher Knight? Okay? Yeah, son of Now that's not one of the new kids. Sorry, son of Wayne, thank you, that's not it's not actually kids. Actually his son of Mike he is, and Mike was gay. I don't know what you guys are saying. Peter Brady from The Brady Bunch by who in real life was a gay man. John Taffer sixty nine, allegedly the host of
a show called Bar Rescue, The great John Taffer. Somebody did tweet out, how do you think John Taffer and bar Rescue would would do it? A trip to the Twilight Lounge, he would rip us to shreds. But you guys are s food. That's usually how they get blasted hard. Yeah, you know what, He'd probably have a good time if he hung out there, but if he had to put us under the microscope for his show, he would turn into John Taffer, the TV guy, Yeah, who
is a beating. But I still have about probably seventy five percent of bar Rescues because I find them to be incredibly entertaining when he yells at people and they find like old wet chicken in a bucket. But is these things yeah exactly. But as these things go, all of the improvements that they do to the bars are our trades that they get with sponsors. So at the
pace, yeah, absolutely. So it's kind of incumbent on him to use all of the sponsor stuff to outfit these bars, and it just looks like someone just threw up a bunch of corporate crap all over him when he's done with them. Yeah, his vision is terrible. Well, Happy birthday, Chris Mortenson seventy one, Joni Mitchell's eighty mill Just a couple of things that happened on this day. Nineteen sixty five, they aired the first Pillsbury dough
Boy commercial. Woo funny mascot the Pillsbury. He was a little cute guy and he's wanting to poke his little belly and he goes giggles. That is genius pills That's the only reason we all know the company named Pillsbury, right, Yeah, we wouldn't even know anything about him, that little guy. Yeah they have the biscuits too, right, But that's that's the reason.
Because it's a cute little do they have baked goods in a high pressure contained can that you pop that thing open and slap him on a cookie sheet and it is no cookies to breakfast. Give me that finger, look at it. We're losing it. Fine I again, Jesus all right today. In nineteen ninety one, Magic Johnson announced that he was HIV positive on Christopher Knight's
birthday, after all Day told him that he had aids man. That sucked at the time, because we thought that meant he was gonna die really soon. We were so confused. And now I just read like last week he crossed the billionaire line. He swam, swam, swam the English Channel, and he's just like the healthiest man on earth. Remember the South Park Remember the south Park Cure. South Park did an episode on Magic Johnson's Surviving AIDS and they're like, what's his cure, what's his cure? And they were
just show him. He's in his kitchen with a big blender and just putting one hundred dollars bills into the blenders and blending it all up, injecting it. It's like strange, it works. Money. On the state two thousand, the presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore was deemed inconclusive, and I remember that being the headline for every day, that hanging chest. Yeah, it was Florida. God, what are you Florida. The
lady who made that decision Catherine Something Zeta Jones. Now she's the one who avoids lasers. It's Catherine Something. Anyway. She lives in Sarasota and I was on a boat there not so long ago, and it's like the most gigantic house right on the bay. Well, one of the most beautiful house you've ever seen. You're kidding. And she's the one that made like the decision to cut off the counting, stop the count strange woo, and she set for life. I don't know what. Maybe you was rich before.
I have no idea, but should the person who made that decision have like the biggest house on the bay in Sarahzoona no tiger. Should a lot of money in politics? Could you? You couldn't escape the term hanging chads. It was everywhere. It was on monologues and Saturday Night Live, and that was one picture of that guy with the monocle like holding it up. Yeah, microscoped images of a chad. It's like, it should just be easy. Here are the two names or three names or whatever, just check mark
the one you want. How is it that hard? Okay? This audio? That's the guy. This happened. Yeah, he was looking at her. Guy. I think it gets one. Guy looks like a bush to me, like it's probably dead now, Yeah, no doubt. He looks like he's dead. There. So last week on one of those stupid Fox Sports one debate shows, they're going at it. You have generic guys. The moderator. You have Nick Wright, who looks like Adam Driver, on
the left. And then he's going up against Chris Broussard, former NBA reporter, and they're talking about the James Harden trade and they're fighting for no reason. And then Chris Brossard because Nick writes like it ain't gonna work for the Clippers. And then Chris Brossard asked this question a word probably don't really got to say. On Life TV most of the time you would imagine here is
you think he thinks he's gonna play like he did think. I think he's not gonna get to play the way he wants and he's gonna mote quarksck gonna work well. James is the man retarded, I mean whoa okay he wants and he's gonna mo quarksck gonna work well. James is the man retarded, I mean developmently disabled to think that he is going to go okay. He
bounced off with the developmentally disabled. Meanwhile, you should know that the moderator guy, it cuts to a close up of him and he goes, oh yeah, his head turns, and then when Christmas start starts talking, he starts covering his mouth with a coffee cup. He literally did the coffee sit back and stay the hell out of this. Was that the end, and said, I don't think you can say that word, but sure that was okay, use that word for short, But is the man retarded? I
mean, didn't use that word developmentally disabled? Short? To think that he is going to go to the Clippers where they have Kawhi Leonard as the number one option, Paul George is the number two and still Russell Westbrook there. He didn't think that he's going to shoot twenty times. Listen, I didn't know what you were going to say today. I'm I'm shocked. This is not gonna work. What's Let me let me apologize for using that word. I have my first cousin. We just put him to He died a few
months ago, a month or two ago. He was developmentally disabled, So I did think. I didn't mean to use that word. Of course, I don't audience. That's very kind you. I don't think anyone kill you for it. Good? What happened so much? Put your lap bar all the way down and hang on. Okay, he put him down. He started to say that keeping when he said a month or two ago, he looks up at this guy. He's looking for an answer like it was.
It was a month ago or so. He said the word, and then everyone kind of laid out on him, and then he was making his Kawhi Leonard Paul George point. But you know, all he was thinking about was that he just said that word, and then whoever they got Nick Nick Nick Jonas said basically tries to save him and says, you know, I didn't know what you're gonna say today, that's crazy, and he was talking about
the clipper point. He was still thinking about the word. He associated what Nick said with calling him out for saying that word, So then he jumped in with his apology and tried to save it with his uh my cousin, I know I have all these friends that are the glass friends, dude. I was about to say that when he when he gets to that tone where you know you've done something terrible and the guy gets it kind of brings it down there and it's like it's it's I have a lot of African American friends,
Yeah, all right, all of it. Some of my family members are here at all. Yeah, you think he thinks he's going to play like he did. I think I think he's not going to get to play the way he wants and he's gonna it's not gonna work. Well, James is the man retarded, I mean developmentally disabled short to think that he is going to go to the Clippers where they have Kawhi Leonard is the number one option, Paul George is the number two, and still Russell Westbrook there.
He didn't think that he's going to shoot twenty times. I didn't know what you were going to say to today. I'm I'm shocked. This is not gonna work. What's let me apologize for using that word. I have my first cousin. We just put him to He died a few months ago, a month or two ago. He was developmentally disabled, so I need think I didn't mean that worse. Of course, I don't apologize to the audience, and that's very kindly. I don't think any kill you for it.
His sports dork Nick writ's like, I don't care about that. I just want to talk sports. But yeah, but if that dude hadn't it misinterpreted the I'm shocked by what you're saying today. He may have never even apologized, right, Yeah, you just power through it. Talk clip clip joint, clip joint. The video is worth watching now, he was gonna say, because when I first watched it, it sound like he was going to put him down, put him to rest. Well, yeah, he was
gonna say put him to rest. And then he didn't say laid him to rest. So he realized he was caught there, and it's not gonna work. What's let me apologize for using that word. I have a my first cousin. We just put him to He died a few months ago, a month or two ago. He was developmentally disabled, So I need think I didn't mean that worse, of course I don't. Almost sounds like you're calling him that word. You're calling your count that right, definitely part of his
vocabulary. There's so much going on there, like when he starts apologizing in reaction to thinking that he's calling him out for what he said, Yes, was it bizarre that or that goes oh, like you hear him go oh, I wasn't. He was about to say, I wasn't saying that I was calling you out for the the R word thing. I was just saying about your clipper point and everybody. At that point, it was just like
there's so much bumper cars, right, yes, verbal bumper cars. That's the best way to describe it. And we've been in those situations, maybe not with the R word, but right just where you're kind of like misinterpreting something and you got to qualify it and then correct it, and everybody's trying to figure out what those most media outlets would take that down or you wouldn't be able to find her whatever and get someone might screenshot it. No,
no, they posted on their official YouTube channel. You know that they don't care whatever, trying to get views and clicks. So there's that. Okay, we'll be quick here, let's take We're only in time for one pair of Green Day tickets. Let's go to the first caller here, Hi, what's your name? Hello? Hi? What's your name? Sam? Hi? Sam? Where you calling from? Wiley? What's your story? Oh? What do you mean? Just tell me a little bit about yourself.
I have three daughters and I'm working retailing am a parts store, all right, at an auto parts store. Yeah, that's awesome over there on State Highway seventy eight. Yep, don't give the address, Sam. We're gonna give an opportunity to win Green Day tickets tickets. Let Kevin tell you how well you have a couple categories you can choose from. Would you have to choose chain restaurants or movies? Oh? Are we all just gonna help her?
I would have gone with chain restaurants. Look, Sam, we're gonna give these tickets no matter what happens the next I don't know, Sam, you have to earn it. Okay, what would you have the team up with? Who you have to be your partner? Mike's aar Royer, Danny Bayliss Oh uh sorry, girl? And JJ can weigh in and I'll be your lifeline. You're in good hands. All right. Here's the movie question with Steven Spielberg directing Tom Cruise in Dakota. Fannings start in this two thousand
and five sci fi movie based on a famous novel. Oh that's do you know that one? Oh? Is it War of the World? Oh? Correct? Anybody? War of the World? You want one ticket to Green Day? We're to alright? There you go too. You get to go with someone else? Are you one of your kids? I'm probably one of my kids. Which kid is your favorite? Oh? That's not fair. They all have their moments. They're not listening. Go ahead, tell the truth. You can say Sam, tell the truth, Tell the truth.
It's the oldest one. It's the oldest one. It's your firstborn. Right, she's a lot of trouble when I don't know. Let me get rid of the teenagers and maybe maybe I'll have a favorite. Then, all right, are you going to vote today? No? Okay, all right, well we gotta go Je. You're going to Green Day? Sam? How about that? Vote yes to Green Day? Tell everyone about the at the auto parts store, about the freak for us? Yeah, tell a friend today. I will. I'll tell a friend, seriously, please, I
will make sure they're between twenty five and fifty four. And maye that's most of that one. Perfect, all right, stay on hold. JJ's gonna get stuff from me. Thank you, Sam, thank you. There we go. We'll give away a couple of pairs tomorrow in this clock segment where Danny and sroy Tioff and music Madness that I'm breaking out on the downbeat for the very first time. Coming up next ding Goose Morning News. Yes, well, Sam is out there peddling carburettors. We're going to tell you the
results of the preliminary talk screen of Matthew Perry. What did Not Kill him