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What's Going On This Weekend?

Dec 01, 202324 min
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A couple of big comedy shows and more plus some Dak talk

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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven month the freak that was Dirk said, our name. You know the song? Yeah, I know this song, Kevin. It's about September, isn't it. Oh my god. Now Earth Letting Fire needs to do an album that's just this song to different months. It's all every day of the year. January you were kind of hairy, so you went in shape your mustache because you knew that you wanted to be clean. It's really good. Keep going, here goes and I hit

it. Jenu by the January shirt, Jenuerisser, No February, Mike, you take it. I wish I could. We gotta go zack As, Texas for twenty seconds, the most important part of any segment. He did not we can't. Here's a reminder, don't be a dumb ass. We can't. We quite simply can't. If you don't even talk about you still have time to do it. I heart Rady at oh Man, he said, won the freak sing a song if you like, if you so choose, Uh, what are we doing? I had stuff? Let's do Can

we have one minute of Dak talk? Yeah? Absolutely, okay, we should do that and then we'll tell you what's going on. We talked serious cowboys earlier. Yeah, they got a I was gonna say, sweet, it was a win over a winning team, Like if you thought they were gonna blow out everyone by twenty I don't think you thought that. But forty one thirty five the final, we talked about everyone, and we didn't really

talk about Dak, and I don't. It's like, let's talk Heisman, you know, like some things you care about them then they get announced you all right, But the whole Dak MVP thing is sort of fun to talk about and dream about, and part of winning that sort of thing you need to get the conversation started, you know, And it has started. He is in the conversation absolutely, and like even after the game, they were saying that is a MVP candidate performance, Like they're all saying it, the

crowd's chanting it. And when he went and talked to the crew on Amazon Prime after the game, you know, it came up. And I don't know, just seeing him talk like I almost like Dak more than ever right now. And I don't know if it's because he's winning, so yay, he's playing incredibly well and there's no question that that actually a good dude.

And I like when good things happen to good people. And the whole Dak's story is incredible of coming out of this trailer park in Louisiana and making it to where he is, and you know, being in a later draft or a middle round draft pick, and just having this level of success and improving and now being like this self actualized version of Deck. Now, yes, you've got to beat the Eagles next week and blah blah, and I get it. And if you start losing games that you should win or people think

you should win, the whole conversation will remain exactly the same. So, fine, you beat a bunch of bad teams and one that's one game over five hundred, Now five hundred, we don't need to be hanging banners just yet. But someone feels different. Well, first of all, is there something to that element of everyone who does this job get kept being the Cowboys

quarterback? We'll have a significant amount of haters to stick it to. I feel like there's something there that makes you just go, I'd be nice, because every little tiny thing you do wrong just gets blown out of proportion and it's not even close to being equal to all the little, tiny things or big things you do. Great, Yeah, but I do agree with you. He looks like he's cooking and but he did. He was last year too, and people were talking about interceptions. But yeah, dude, the

interception thing is such an anomaly. Okay, he's always been, uh well not always. In the first couple of years he was, they they wouldn't really take the training wheels off too much with him. I'm not saying he didn't throw the ball down the field of all. He did, but they were really trying to protect him as a fourth round rookie quarterback who was supposed

to be the third stringer going into that year. But he has been an aggressive quarterback for five years now, and I don't know if the world saw him that way. And then the one time that his interception number jumps up, everyone numbers and screams interceptions, no freak out and he counch freaked out about it. Yeah, but then to act like that is who he is as a QB that throws a ton of interceptions because he's not. He's not Josh Allen. Is that we have evidence of that. We have multiple years

of that, and he's on every list of MVP candidates every year. Yeah, do you know, I just looked it up. Do you know how many MVPs the Cowboys have throughout their history? So one MVP nineteen ninety three EMMITTT Smith running back Dallas Cowboy Troy never did huh the list is complete, that is it? That's the only holy cow well not yeah, wow, that's to me. Yeah, yeah, because Troy, I mean, his

numbers were never high because of Hmin. So yeah, And I was, I was listening to Dak talk and in the second you ask him, he'll be like, I don't care. That's not he cares. That's a cat is a that's a big one. That's the big one. And that puts you, you know, you plant your flag as one of the guys, one of the highest highest level dudes there are. And he's playing. He's playing like that. He deserves to be in the conversation. Next week or

the tenth of December will probably maybe decide who wins the damn MVP. It's a darn shame that they have not. I don't even know if it's up to them, because some things are out of your control. It's darn shame that they're not in a position to where they can avoid a crash course with the forty nine ers in the playoffs, because it might be that. I mean, by the way, we get Eagles and forty nine ers on Sunday, it's great effing good as that is that afternoon three twenty five. All

right, good the big daddy, let's go the cat Daddy. Well, I'm gonna watch that this afternoon, Kevin, he's our Sunday afternoon. He Oh, what other options? You didn't know it was transitioning? Huh No, what other options do I have for this weekend? I'm looking to do fun stuff in the DFW Metroplex. I'm gonna tell you in a minute.

Oh, but first, I won't lay down the hammer. Oh. If you're one of those people out there who are like, first of all, if you say Dak's not good, you can go ahead and discard yourself from any serious conversation. No one's ever gonna, you know, care what you think about the topic. Dak is good. We all agree. Let's just assume that we're working from that. Okay. What people don't understand is that Dak is great like EF and great like top five quarterbacks doesn't matter, doesn't

matter, does not freaking matter. He is great. And what do you want in football a great quarterback? Ding ding ding? Just go win in the playoffs. That's all it is. It's simple as that. So stop with the like the quarterback will never get it done. Stuff. It's not that. That's ridiculous. Dan Reno never got it done. Mikey, Yeah,

he won't any good I get it. But no matter what happens for the next five weeks, if they go, if he goes in the playoffs and throws one touchdown and two picks for two hundred and four yards, we're in that. We're we've not moved an inch for next season. You know next year? Yeah, we haven't. It probably gets the coach fired maybe, Which does that have changed on that? Where are we on that? I mean, he's got one year left. What happens, What the same

thing happens? What happens? What if it's you lose at San Francisco, run it back? I guess, yes, you run it back. He's done great. But we had this conversation last year. It's like, well, we're the Cowboys, Well tell me what that means. I don't understand what that means, well, we're the Cowboys, so you can win double digit wins and make the playoffs and win a playoff game. But but that's not enough. Who would fire a coach who's done what he's done the last

few years. I don't know. I mean it doesn't make sense. But this weekend, OK, see, I had your early had good transition, and I didn't want to get that part in and I do like it added that much. No, I didn't. It wasn't even that good. And that's why you know, I am retiring. Hey, you know what, I don't want you to go along. I'm retiring as well. Today I'm gonna go work it. Once upon a Farm with Jennifer Garner, Well, is that commercial you're seeing on behind Me on TV? No. I watched

it last night thinking it does she really have a farm? I was thinking to do anything there? Or does she just own a farm? That seems like something in a multi millionaire actress or actor would do. Is by a farm, sustainable, do all this, But you're not there with a basket. No, you're not milking the cow. You know, you're not washing the apples, you're not tilling the fields, and you're not telling anything. Did you think me Lacunas was really in that warehouse beam, I don't think

she was. Same b basketball here on the freak tonight. Get that early start, I think six thirty, I believe, do we go Memph Memphis, Memphis? Dude, I saw this. So Jos still has like eight or ten games until his twenty five game suspension is over. Yeah, they're terrible too. Right now, I was just clicking on the mav schedule, and you know how on ESPN it shows the ticket prices. I don't know if it's gone up, but like two days ago ticket price three bucks?

What yeah it was, I'm sorry, three bucks for tonight's it was it was at Memphis, right, uh? No, oh the other night. Maybe tonight is at home. Oh then thirty the ESPN game, I believe, okay, then maybe it was. But I mean, yeah, I mean, if you like, I'm seeing on seat geek light thirty bucks level

eighteen bucks. Now it says tickets as low as it was three bucks a couple of days ago, then right now you can go, oh yeah, okay, at Memphis on December eleventh, four dollars, okay, four dollars and you could see him at Portland and I a couple of nights before that for seven dollars, and that seems really stupid, but I mean, yeah, if nothing else, you can pay four dollars if you're in Memphis to watch Luca Dntris play basketball, launch Kyrie Dribble. Watch Kyrie Dribble. Incredible.

Also, I want to remind you've been in Skin and the Speakeasy at Pluckers in Plano today Potty By thirty three sixteen Preston Rude, go have an incredible lunch. Always see an incredibly entertaining show hosted by good people and hands off. But say hello to my lovely young girlfriend Christina Ray. Say hi, just say hi with your mouth. Well, yes, you know you're gonna want to like figure out how you want to say this. You should

make it clear to everyone what the boundaries are. I think say hello with your mouth is what I mean. Do the DK Metcalf and just do sign language. Okay, he does a sign language celebration and I like this. I like, I mean, I thought that was kind of cool. I'm like, all right, nice, says Neat. He's just popped in and said he wanted to learn sign language, and they said, he's taking like six classes, so he learned enough to do the end zone celebration. Are

you gonna stick with it? I don't know. He's not doing it to communicate with deaf people. He doesn't want to learn ASL. I've said it many times. If you're in college right now and they're forcing you to take a language and you suck at that sort of thing, see if your college offers American Sign language. That's what I did. I was struggling with French or whatever. Well, French is a tough one. I took ASL. You're animated, you're just moving your hands. You're learning how to how to

spell cat and it's fun and remember it. Yeah, it's fun and it's actually nice. I like learning the alphabet and that sort of thing. I got all my language credits by learning very rudimentary American Sign language. Dude cat for me, I don't remember. Why did you make a triangle? Do you have to hold it up to your face or a diamond? Don't understand you're doing odd? Well that's a helping note, but I just provided master pen closely. I help you. Mike tonight. This is one of my

favorite ones of the year. It really is weirdly is a guy who doesn't have a horse in the race. Tonight you get number five Oregon and number three Washington. It's the PAC twelve Championship game and it's in Vegas, and I hope Washington comes out and wears the purples, and I hope Oregon whar's the greens and the color rush mash it together and no one plays a lick of defense. Is that we're getting, dude? We might get fifty to

fifty. And the quarterback for Washington his name is Pennix. Pennix, And is this big Panics energy? Is this whole thing? Is that where Bonex bow knicks former Auburn quarterback? Is your quarterback? Orgon? And just come on, man, it's not playing or hurt or something. You don't even have to just mute the game and throw a record on or listening to the MAVs on the freak and just glance at it and just have it on. Just pay attention over there, because it is gonna be scoring ye over under

one hundred, but just like seventy something. No, I bet it's sixty. I bet it's sixty. What is the Oh got it? You got it? I'm going it. You just what's your final guests? Sixty nine, sixty five and a half. Okay, what a game, dude, that's this game's money and Washington number three? If they lose, does Oregon get in? You're gonna have to ask somebody else exactly. It's gonna be fun chaos tonight at the Majestic. You told me this was happening yesterday.

Pete Davidson's in town at Majestic Theater two shows. It's kind of shocking. I well, I don't know if it was poorly promoted or does he just sell out instantly? So does it matter? Maybe? I bet I bet that. I bet he just sells that. I'll place like the Majestic instantly, not like the American Airline Center. But yeah, I bet he does really well to sell out the Majestic real easily. Have you seen him do any stand up? I've seen his special not live, but yeah, what

does that mean? Was he yes for now like on Netflix? Yes? Yeah you saw him? Yeah? Okay, so you saw him do a stand up in is it funny? Yeah? I think I thought it was. I mean, he's talking about the one I saw, is the one right after he broke up with Ari on a Grande so funny. He's like, people were talking about his prenup. He's like, why would I sign a prenup? What's she gonna take my sneakers? He's got a seven o'clock

show and a ten o'clock show tonight and Saturday Allsjestic Theater. Also, he does a good joke about her cursing him by saying that he's got big D energy. That's where that kind of took off. He said that, and he's like, well, what if I said that about her? I would be canceled. Eighty four bucks gets you on the balcony for the seven o'clock show tonight. If he said that she had great V energy or whatever,

he'd be canceled. But she can talk. They can talk about our wieners all they want, but we can't talk, of course, about their genitals or we're the bad guy. And I just we got to stop this. Let me authorize you. It's just a safe net. There's just no safety net for white men. Sad. Isn't it most expensive ticket thirty five hundred bucks. I'm sure they're just asking for them. Is this the front row? I'm glad JJ knows, or at least I think JJ knows when I'm

joking and when I'm not joking. I think she knows. We're always because what if she is, he could be in the pit. He's for five hundred dollars five hundred dollars why I don't know. I was providing info Pete Davidson in town tonight and tomorrow, the just Pete. I like Pete, and I think people have been unfair to Pete. I like Pete too, And didn't he just have a birthday? And he's way younger than I thought? Is he twenty nine? Like you don't have to be a fan of

someone, you don't have to like someone. But the amount of like just crap heat takes does he yes, it's just because he's getting asked. Is that why I feel like he's I don't know, I thought he was kind of universally everyone's cool with Pete. Who hates him? I think a lot of people were hating hating on Pete J. I could be wrong. I mean, I don't know, he's there. Maybe my Pete darr is off. He's definitely pulled in more tail than I thought he could. Uh yeah,

because he's got a large wien. Yeah, that's true. You guys don't know if he has a large wien he is? How do you know that? Because that's what the the snowballs. Yeah, they've already talked about it. Who everyone he's been with? Do they actually talk about it? Or is it saying it? Kim spent Kim Kardashians spent a couple of months. Yeah, but that was think she's taken on a micro No, but I think that still benefited her in some way. Yeah, he's definitely packing.

We can't say definitely. Probably, yeah, most likely. Okay, hold on, okay, here you go, are you looking at the pictures? No? Setting the record straight about his pea size after its Ariana Grande bragged about that he was a comedian got labeled for his BDE. I don't understand it is, he said, I don't understand it's not it's really not special. It's just a very normal size peek. I mean, I expect for him to say that, because he's not that kind of guy that brags

on himself. What his whole joke was about. I was just like, don't he just like curse me? Mine's totally normal size too. Say now, people just know me for the big wi wie I have instead of I'm trying to be a comedian. Shake that tiny d. My back was to that guy when he yelled at just for just to be clear, it's funny because of the accent. Dupa, my Boston accent for a guy in Buffalo, because I didn't know what else to do. A dupa. It's great, boy, what a come on? Shake that tiny d. That is

what a fan at the Buffalo Bills game yelled at me. So I was wearing my Mark Duper jersey at the urinal. You gonna speak twelve championship do anymore? No, who's in it? Olkaoma State in Texas, Texas can still get in, Okay, which would end up being a big deal around here. Get into the final four. Yeah, final four for then last year of the final four. Next year they go to twelve. They got twelve. Yeah, next year, it's good. Let's go. Yeah,

that's good. And then at three o'clock tomorrow Georgia Alabama for the SEC Championship game. Georgia number one, Alabama, number eight, Alabama outside chance of getting in, could they be? Georgia creates chaos in the top four seven o'clock tomorrow ACC Championship Florida State number four. It's fourteen Louisville, Florida State.

I think he's gonna have to start a freshman because they start a quarterback towards a cl and then their next quarterback got a head injury, might not play, and they're sitting there at four like the Committee's like, well, they got a crappy quarterback. How do we even keep them in the top four even if they win and they're undefeated? But do you take an undefeated team out right by saying because they don't have the guy that the main guy

that got him there. Finally, in the last year of all this crap, we might actually have full on committee chaos and they'll make the pick, you know when they do it Sunday morning. TJ Miller's at Hyenas in Dallas tonight and tomorrow night go see her for and TJ down beat its own. Yeah, popped in here not an hour and a half ago. Yes, told us about some hot sauce and peanut butter he might be sending you. He said, did you get my hot sauce and peanut butter? And I

was intrigued. It is odd to have a quite recognizable Hollywood celeb just kind of walk in yeah and say suck so guys, and it's like he knew us. Yeah, he said my freak friends. I mean, he remembered being all with us a couple weeks ago. I guess I don't know, maybe it's just good memory and then good, uh you know, now you feel I mean I feel like that's my buddy too. Did he trade tricked us? I thought the kind of invited us out tonight too. I feel

like he kind of invited us out. Yeah, for sushi. I'm busy. How did you see that? You see when TJ Miller was in here? JJ? Yeah, he waned at me. He did. Hey, that's much like Pete David's the superpower of having everyone think he's got a giant d Whether or not it's true or not doesn't matter. That is a superpower

of making everyone feel like you're their friend. Yeah, like, oh, yeah, I remember you guys show like you're like, I'm just like you guys, right, And I knew it was happening, but it still worked on me. Yeah, And it could have been authentic. He might have gone to every studio in this building. Two shows he wasn't even on. Yeah, but but it's it's a superpower. Made people feel that way. Yeah, he made me feel good. I hope he has obvious sell it

crowds of hytenas tonight in Themorrow night. Ye have a good show, dude. All right, that's your stuff. That's it. There's tons more. Man see the Polyphonic Spree to night at the at and T Performing Arts Center. Well, Christmas show or not, it's not the Christmas show, but it's some Christmas event that's free. It's outside. It's like a holiday drone show. You done down there by the windspear, you know where that is. You do a lot of stuff happening down there. So there's that.

We will check out the Beyonce movie. You see that is she in town? I think her mom is actually hanging out. Yeah, she's I think she's doing I think she's like a special guest for an event. I think I saw miss Mamma Tina Tina Knowles. Love her out and about go find her? Telltal seems to free. We'll check her. Talk back to the Heart radio app next on Nice have one for

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