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The Scuttlebutt

Feb 09, 202422 min
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The Inside Edition News Dump from the week, plus a preview of Usher's halftime show

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the freak Jesus all right two one four or eight one seven, seven, eight seven one nine seven one. If you want to win a water Burger water Wings party pack, go now two and four eight one seven, seven, eight seven one ninety seven one. We'll pop you on with this. I'm gonna tell you what's in that water Burger water Wings party pack. There's a lot of stuff. Kevin feeds

eight to ten people seventy two wings, family sized fries. So in reality, four yeah, eight to ten, that's probably four five people maybe two eight times nine is seventy two. If eight people had nine wings, that's a healthy amount. That's a snack. Okay, nine those are those are big. They're bigger. Ya keep a little bit bigger. Gape that thing a little bigger. There you go. I'm gaping as far as I can go. That's the size. Now, four of you want eighteen a feast?

That would get your seventy two wings plus the fries, plus the fries and the eight dipping sauce on the side. Oh, don't sell you the flavors the wings. Mike, Please tell me, would would you like to guess what they might know honey butter's in there, because I can't stop thinking about honey butter. Correct, there's a sweet and spicy, sweet spicy original original buffle up, and then you gotta get the sweet honey barbecue. Oh

that favor flavor honey barbecue on House of Carbs. Huh ummmm, that's extra breading. So waterfer recently put the water Wings on their menu. But go get the water Wings party pack and here's the deal. Download the water Burger app so it's easy to just go through the line. Hey, i'n't order for Kevin, o't order for whatever your name is. Boom on the app. Use that gear war words all that stuff. Love water Birger. They drop this aft the other day and I'm not gonna lie. I was like

a little heasit, like, all right, waburger wings. I don't know, it just sounded odd to me. I love some handbies. I couldn't stop with these damn boneless honey butters. There's a lot of wings, I mean, shockingly good. I loved them, dude. What I had had one and then had the like regular buffalo one like right after it, like mix it up and then go back to the honey butter, just ridiculous. Just use like Mikey does at a at Alamo Draft House with the cheese fries.

It's good to use the buddy system. When it goes to plowing through a party pack. Yeah, I don't don't eat more than a dozen of these, just because that's too much. Later, well, yeah, but eat something the next day. I don't know. If it's a great game Sunday night. If you want, you get nervous and you start eating. Okay, it's like a tight third down. I don't know, but we're gonna give away a party pack. Let's do it right now. Hello, welcome to ninety seven to one the Freak. What's your name? Hello?

Hi? What's your name? Hey? My name is Angel. Hi Angel. Do you like how theyre going? Do you like whataburger? I do? I love water Burger. I haven't met. I haven't had the wings yet. They're pretty new. Yeah, I hear. I've heard about it, seen about it. Do you prefer to be called on Hell or do you like Angel? So you know, that's that's a pretty common question I get mainly from from white people. Hey, on Hell, Danny is white.

Yeah, I figured what it normally is Angel. Yeah, okay, so I don't have anything further, do you have super Bowl plans on Sunday? Angel? So not solid plans yet. I had a couple options either watch with my girlfriend or a buddy of mine invited me to a watch parties, so it sounded like I may have some offerings for that. Why aren't you staying with the girlfriend and you guys can just go to town on some water Burger water wings because you won the party pack. Man, let's go.

What is that? Thirty eight wings each for two of them? Thirty six a lot of wings. Yeah, and don't go to your buddy's house because you'll just end up doing a bunch of fentanyl and passing out in the lawn chair. We all know how it turns it out back. Oh yeah, now that's not happening. Hey, for real, congrats dude, you won this big boy deal of water wings and text us or call next week and tell me I was lying about them, honey butters, Okay, no,

yeah, I'm excited. I heard about you. I've been here when you guys talk about that. I'm excited for that. Thanks a lot. This is gonna be awesome. Yeah, man, all we ask you to do is download the Waterburger app, tell people about ninety seven won the free tell a thousand people, and then get on hold and jj'll get your info. All right, we'll do. Let's go wreck them. Okay, your Texas Tech is always the national champion. Wreck them see Angel? Hell guns

up? Angel, You silly white man. I'm from South Florida. Dude, I'm an honorary Cuban. Okay are you? Yeah? JJ, before you get Angel's information, I will need my audio turned up for this segment and I'll let you do the scuttle butt. It's some little fun here where about. It's gonna be fun. But before I do any stories, get ready for a look back at what happened in the world of news this week. He's a Swinger, Then the Littlest Porch Pirate and Elbow would tack the

controversy Larry David throttling Elbow on Live TV plus Coast Malls. Then the controversial procedure changing the color of your eyes, but is it saved? Then King Charles he has cancer. Then frozen freshman college students who want to look hot and absolutely positively won't wear winter coats. He needs stiffy clothes and freezing weather

a dangerous combination. Then to w Keith's final days. Then the hidden dangers of restaurant freezers, and holy moly, look who's in sports illustrating Swimsuit edition's quarterback Patrick mahomes wife and the hot new status symbol Stanley cuffs but can you get sick if you don't clean them properly? Plus the moose charging after skiers. Wow, holy crap. Week in News. It only took you one week to give me a new favorite thing. That is my favorite thing that

we do. The Littlest Porch Pirate amazing. I can't wait until they're so insane where Kevio starts jumbling the teas with the actuality you know, or the payoff they gotta do a lot of it for you or in my edition be clause you know what their other big thing was that they're pumping out flow. And we're at the super Bowl with our with our special reporter, Maggie Sayjack, that's Pat Sajack's daughter. It's like and she's just I'm at the game,

That's all it is. Then restaurant freezers, the dangers That is incredible, face hurt from smiling it is the moose chasing the skis is hilarious. I saw that moose is going fast and that is sort of stuff that's happened this week, and we've kind of talked about a fair amount of it. Toby Keith's final days. He gets real serious. Toby Keith, that's some other crap. And I want to hear that again. I was thinking in

the middle of it later on, I want to hear that again. Well, there's a lot of people still sleeping, smart people, those people that are happy, happy people, they're still asleep. Listen to the first two real quick. He's a swinger, then the littlest porch pirate what then I love how they hired Jason Bonham to do the drum intro on that thing. That a swinger that got into his job. He's just in the studio and Topeka, Kansas. He just gets read it plus And then is that what

they want us to sound like? Maybe? I think so it is, yes, maybe plus. Then I can't wait for the end of the year news like that's what they want our teases to sound like, yes and our content to be yes. Okay, I tell you, man, I had

it on. It was just on because I was not, you know, I was kind of half in the kitchen, had time, you know, run the living room for a minute while stuff's kind of going on in the kitchen, and entertainment tonight just happened to be on, and it was just the wildest stuff about Travis and Taylor and super Bowl and all of it together. And I'm sitting there watching it and I'm thinking in my head, this

is all kind of gross. But five minutes and then ten minutes later, I'm thinking about it, and I'm thinking about these things that they had just discussed. It works, it does. I wonder if the littlest porch pirate like house, how small it was? A possum, wasn't it? Is that what it was? Remember the video of the possum that came up and took the TIFFs. Oh did you not see that viral sensation that swept the

nation? The cookies? Yeah, it was a guy's reen camera and you see somebody had delivered tiff streets a wonderful, wonderful delight and then here comes this little possum. Yeah, and he just kind of grabs it in his teeth and just drags the box. Yeah, the whole box it's so great. It's like Pizza Rat all over again. Pizza Rat. It's all such good candy, too fun. The dangers of a restaurant freezers. It was for Carmi in season two of The Bear Boy. What was it? All?

Right? Here's the deal. In twenty minutes, we're going to tell you what our scorching hot predictions are for the super Bowl Expanded Edition five each. Yeah, it's the super Bowl as the last football predictions we get to make. Yeah, so empty the barrels. Yeah, and if you want to chext in with this, sent some weird ones in wells like that, and we'll read some if they're funny. Two and four because there's a couple one nine to seven one already. Yeah, I got one really funny one.

I'll start compiling in the break. I want to talk about the halftime show for a minute. Hes know, IM a halftime show junkie. Here's some bets happening for Usher before we get to music. A couple of things here outfit changes over under said it one and a half under. Last year, Rihanna just went with one. We're doing the jumper. Where is he gonna go to change? Or does he just have layers that he rips off when the smoke comes up. In the past, when it's happened, it's

because they've brought someone else on stage to kill a minute. I'm using an example. I don't know that Bruno Mars changed clothes, but remember when the Red Hot Chili Peppers ran out with their shirts off. I just did give it away now? You know, a two minute version of give it Away now, and that's back to Bruno Mars in a whole different location wearing new clothes. I think it kind of works like that, but I don't know.

One and a half or two and a half. One and a half, over under, one and a half, okay, so two Just taking your clothes off count as an outfit is removing something count I don't know. I'll say over under, okay, uh one thousand dollars sunglass shake my hand? Shake? He shook my hand. Oh my god, that's your hand. This is getting thick sunglasses? Yes? Or no? What do you mean? Will he be wearing sunglasses? Yeah? Is there an I don't

care option here? Yes? Okay, I'll choose I don't care for a thousand dollars, all right, I just won number of songs over under eight and a half. Eight feels like a and half was like a lot for fifteen minutes? What's uh, what's the history here? That's I mean not exact, but like, does that feel like he got two extra minutes this year on air? Always yes, he got two extra mental So the halftime shows usually thirteen minutes, they gave him two extra minutes, so you get

fifteen minute set. Okay, I just want to like more. I mean, his eight songs a crazy amount or that's about par for the course. That's a good question that I wish I knew I have odds. First song, the favorite, and this is what I kind of wanted to do, is Mike, do you know this song? Danny? Do you know this song? The favorite? To be his first song is this preaky? You can get mad, want you whatever you want, but you still don't get it up. She likes my Well, I'm hearing this for the first time,

are you right now? Okay? Now that's about ten year old me. Yeah, this is late nineties. How old is he? How old is that sure? That's a good question. J forty two, forty three, he started for he's forty five forty damn he looked good. Born in Dallas, Texas? Is that right? That's right? Really? Yeah? What hospital? Yeah? JJ? What hospital? Was Ushers? President? I remember him when he came here a couple of years ago and I saw him. He did say, you know, I have Dallas. I was

born here, so he reps Atlanta. Yeah, but he did say probably that he was born here in Dallas. His real name is Usher. That's cool, Usher, Raymond Usher, Raymon the fourth that's great name. That's a Cusher. You don't see that much. So forty five, so I'm thinking if it's forty that is twenty twenty four. And I was ten in nineteen ninety eight, twenty six years ago. He would have been nineteen twenty when that song hit. That is the favorite to be played now. The

second favorite is this one. And I think you guys probably know this song. This is the second favorite. I think you guys will know this. Oh my gosh, it's so yeah, I know this. Oh you fine, because he goes willing to say oh oh, oh, oh oh. You'll see this at like commercial breaks on pirated MAVs streams when they're shooting T shirts into the crowd. Yeah, what's that change? Every time? I saw last two games. It's incredible. These people go nut to It's incredible.

Who wants a T shirt that cost forty nine cents to make with a giant advocare ad on the back of it. There is the name of a bank on the shirt. Dude, I need something to mow in. It's amazing. I think in that song one trip through the Washing Machine gone, your washer explodes? What's that, Kevy? Well, we got a great lyric in that song, and I should have pulled that part. I'm sorry. I think it's honey, got a booty like honey, got some boobies

like wow, oh wow. And you don't see people put the word boobies in popular Hot Hot Hot. That's right up Kevin's alley point for Rusher. If you ask me, booby third most, Malcolm, this one baby's hot hot hot. If you're going to a super Bowl party, there's may a bunch of women there. Take a life jacket. It's gonna be nuts. The ladies love Usher. You might need floaties. Ye. What what are his fans called ushers? Gushers? Yeah? I don't know. If I'm

gonna microphone again. There he is. Ladies and gentlemen it. What are you doing there? He is Ladies and gentlemen Billboard Baylis the third most bet song to be his opener. Man likely he will play this so see if you know listen, you know you gotta do it to be what I know this you do? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's bowling alley music to keep it coming on in a bowling night and chuck all night? What does he mean there? That nothing shady? That was a shocking lyric.

Let's go back Thomas that I'm gonna keep it coming on night long. I mean he's talk about the drinks. I don't think he is nothing Shadi. You've gotta thank for you. Yeah, it's kind of good I can tell about. Can let me gone make love in this club? Love in this club? In the club he can't wait to get I have a feeling that I have a feeling that Usher hates condoms. Yeah, I can see that. You can't make love in the club, Kevin. That's a crime.

So this guy supports crime. Huh. Enforcement and our kids are gonna be watching this game. Okay, there will be that story next week. You know it's coming next week. Some halftime performer, he just sprits of enforcement. It sounds like the FCC gets this many complaints. Yeah, that's all coming. Last year was because touched herself Adam Wiviane shirt on that was inappropriate, too fast one is on. Yeah you know you have no Yeah,

you didn't have to talk about Yeah. I guess there's a little John gonna be in this thing? Is that what everyone's thinking? He's yeah, right, he's yeah with Usher. Yeah, the thing is it's already been done though. That's in the super Bowl. But I don't know if they did. Yeah, and the Black Eyed Pas year, I think they did, though I could be wrong because Usher, Open Up Usher was came out from the Black Eyed Peach performance here, But I can I remember spies. It's

kind of good. Yeah, going about making love again. I could drive down the tollway with my moon roof open cranking that. Yeah. And I sure doesn't sing about abstinence, you know, like, yeah, he rased a new song today and I think the album covers he's holding a peach. I mean, like, really, what he's doing ripping peach? Now? Is he married? What's a story on this guy? Is he married? Do you have a bunch of kids? That's why would you ask that things about sex. Of course, he's got kids. I mean, do we

have four children? We have two divorces, one divorce, one separation. He was married to Chili Chili. Now they were just partners. Yeah, who's Chili Chili from Confess? Oh really? Yeah? Rosanda Acilia and Thomas Chili from TLC Danny and then he got together with Jen. That's not a name I can pronounce. Through present, through present, he's found love again. All right, Well, damn it, Kevin, You've made it so I almost can't even wait until Sunday halftime. Yeah, we'll see what happens.

It's not the most excited I've ever been for a halftime show, but it's gonna be awesome because he's a legendary performer. He's a hell of a dancer. The dude is going to make women. This is the super Bowl for women. I don't know of all kinds. All of you swifties have a little fun. People are gonna love Usher. I agree. I think it's gonna be great. I don't want to be around any of my loved

ones or family members during the Usher performance because it's gonna get steamy. You might get hurt, you might want you might back up, need it back up because you probably get hurt. There's gonna be good, be a lot of asses thrown around in a circle. What the Turner family just going extravaganza watching. My parents probably won't watch the ball Your parents aren't gonna watch the super Bowl TV? What about the land dude? No, you you're so

full of crap. Aren't gonna watch the super Bowl because they don't have a TV? Alright? What else coming up next? That's Danny's line coming up next, Let's transport out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion. Tell you what's gonna happen Sunday night. They're scorching hot. Super Bowl predictions Mad yours two and four eight one seven seven eight seven one ninety seven one. If you would like super Bowl predictions? Next, Nice of one three

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