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The Scuttlebutt

Jan 05, 202422 min
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On the heels of the Gypsy Rose case another murderer has been let out of prison, plus a dong surgery gone wrong

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This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one. The Freak's what's gonna happen in Cowboys Commanders, we'll tell you eight o'clock and if you would like to have a chance to win a very special mystery giveaway prize, all right, the complete fun package, you'll have a chance for it. Nine o'clock readed the Golden Globe Giveaway for the Glens. You will call in two and four eight seven seven eight seven one nine seven one, and you spent holding.

If you're one of the people, you'll team up with me, with Mikey and with Danny and we'll kind of go through some of the big awards from the Golden Globes that are gonna be happening Sunday night. Now, we're picking our winners, and we're gonna pick our winners and get the ballot. We'll pick our winners, and whoever has the worst score doesn't win, but the two winners we'll get this secret mystery giveaway prize pack. Meaning one of the three callers will be a loser, and one of us three will be a

big loser for screwing the audience. I like that you named the prize after your nickname for your junk the complete fund package. Yes, have you looked at like golden globes? Odds you swear swear to God? Swear to God. I swear to what I believe in most what Brett farv No, that's what he did. Who do you like more of Brett faf Does it turn out? I don't know. It wasn't kind of found innocent. Look at us. It's a gray area. Know the deeds. That's it. Nine

Join us at nine yep. This Morning News eight thirty. We got a bunch of audio today for d MN, some very exciting fun audio follow up from the Pat mccaffee the news. Yeah, he had uh jj watt on and he decided Pepe making Aaron Rodgers joke. Big article out today and it was basically for the eighty five million dollars that they're paying Pat McAfee and the number of behind the scenes people who lost their job, They're like, he's ratings need to step it up a little bit. He's not worth the trouble

and the money. I read that and went down there, what are we less worth the trouble or the money? When it comes down to it, Probably that's a dead heat. It is their neck and neck. I'll just say it'll be a photo finish when this thing goes belly up right, the photo of us carrying boxes the parking lot. I saw the downbeat and so many publications yesterday. Yeah that was Who knew that the Drew Pierson an interview or Drew Pearson appearing on Picks with Glenn's would go semi viral. Yeah,

dude, we learned about the eighty eight club text chain. Yeah, picked it up. Bill spots are download which you can probably catch if you haven't already. You can catch that at the iHeartRadio app. We podcast every stinking thing. You know how this works. One media out gets it, the other goes Oh still some clicks. Keep your eyes on the Dallas Morning News, the tmzs of the World, the Black Sports Onlines, Fourth Star Telegram, they're all listener goker go. Maybe we'll end up on Fark. What

about Gizmoto Defector? You know them all bogging the boys too, the good great Cowboys blog blogging the boys always good stuff over there. I like r j Ohoa. Yes, they picked it up too and put that in there, so I don't get all out there. A lot of people didn't know that post Malone the text chain, he's an honorary eighty I feel bad for

not following up further on that. Well. He was serious that it's just a text rip between Drew Pearson, Michael Irvin, uh Ceedee, Lamb des Bryant, and post posts Malone, which made me go, that's the TMZ. You know that's that that would be their interesting your story. I was like, Antonio Briant, not a part of this text club. I almost brought that up yesterday and I thought better of it. That's sort of why I asked if Jerry asks them permission to assign anyone the number eighty eight,

and it's cool to hear that. He said, no, I mean their hits are far greater than their misses on eighty eight. Right, I'm sure there's a lot of eighty eight's. That was It was Jackie Harris eighty eight the ethink. So yeah, think so, Yeah, there's some more not on the text road. Yeah, he dropped a foot mall. Yeah, I heard. He also doesn't have a phone. He has a flip and he the T nine just takes to it on two reasons. He's not on

there anyway. Big viral who's coming out of the down beare home with DFW Talk. It's live local. Yeah, there are laughs, but why would you listen anywhere else? You want to hear what's going on in your town, your city with your guys topical the Downbeat. We also say what we want, and I'm going to tell you what I want to tell you in the scuttle button. Now stay tuned for a Gypsy Rose update. That's real gross, I'm just sick. A No, you're not, You're not well.

She is on a media campaign that du was fire more in a minute, that d was fire oscar a fire d Yes. Wow, that sounds like a familiar voice. Is there any women out there in DFW who woke up and I have just turned their speaker over and sat on it, cranked the bass up, Crank the bass up. As you hear this new drop, come and get the fire d Well, you're using sexy voice too.

They're writhing in pleasure. Any character to what her tweet would have sounded like Danny at two two ten am on the patio the fire d Lakewood Landing, just leaning in right up to the ear of some poor sweet innocent flower in two thousand and seven and leaving her with the most simple ultimatum, come and get it all right, Luscar Pistorians South African athlete remember him, Yeah,

hero, old tink tink blade runner, Yeah, old tank Tink. Cat Williams called him a stand up special boy, him getting busted for all the awful things he did and even to be one of the worst humans ever lived. Did sort of green light jokes like old tink tank Yeah. Colwiams been back in the news too. That's a little more to let that play out a little more. So he got tink tink as if he was running like

the sound Skin makes when he runs down the hallway is different. So Pastorius was granted parole after serving half of a fifteen year sentence for shooting and killing his his girlfriend, Revas steam Camp, the smoking Heart, Revas steam Camp Rest in peace, supermodel girlfriend. He shot her in the middle of the night. She was in the bathroom, cowering on a locked door. I

think, And he's just shooting, yes, and psychopath. So he got fifteen years, but he served half of it and he was let out yesterday. Is that right? He's free man? And I don't know what to think. About this. I mean, this trial was a big deal. Jesus over eight years ago. Now. I remember him crying in the courtroom. You know, all those witnesses. The thing about the Steamcamp family is not happy and they're like, this is not what we thought he had.

The part of the the trial was basically that he had a bit of an anger issue and sometimes he would say. In fact, there was a text message from Revas steam Camp back in that trial that said, I'm scared of you sometimes, of how you snap at me, and I'm sorry. Like once that message is there, he didn't exactly have a leg to stand. He didn't exactly have well at all. Yeah, he didn't exactly have a lot of don't act like that just happened as a slip of the tongue,

as if you didn't plan that. He thought about this the second he was released. Yes, any reason we're doing it. Realize how bad it was. So he tried to hide it behind a innocent slip of the tongue, Like I said, should just another term. Guess what you're gonna get get away with nothing? Okay? Yes? Uh? And this is what their families like. He is a murderer. He belongs behind bars to service full Senate, you would expect them to say that. I'm surprised his sentence wasn't

longer to begin with fifteen days, early morning hours of Valentine's Day. Thank then, So now he kind of went with I was not fully awake, and I think he had been been on some medication, and he thought someone had entered the house, so he went out through a door. The house is being burgled. I don't know, man, seven years for just killing someone if I don't like that, I don't know. This doesn't this doesn't feel right to me. You want to go make it right now. Don't

ask questions you don't want answers to No, I want the answers. Do you want me to kill Oscar Pastorias? No? Okay, I guess incorrectly. Did Do you want to buy me a ticket to Paris twenty twenty four? No? And I'll handle this, dude. It's so stupid that NBC is just plugging the crap out of Paris twenty twenty four. And keep in

mind, I am skeptical Olympic Olympic sky. I don't love it as a guy who normally loves big events, and you love the Ryder Cup more than any other sporting event, and you don't like the Olympics, which I still think is half weird half bs. Yeah, not bs. Trust Basically the byline of your tombstone is half weird, half bs. I'm okay with it. I will here lize Kevio Turner. Well, I really don't have a defense for that. I just want it to be that big headstone and he

just has the last name usually in big, big letters. I just wanted to say heavy Kevio, or it'll say yeah Kevin and will chisel in the oh like shodily afterward. And when I put a little plumber hat on on the tombstone and I'm dead, I hope they bury me face up so all of my haters can suck my dens like the dia loma my tongue and suck my tongue. So yeah, he's free man. Yeah, another free murder that's in the news. Gypsy Rose scheduled to be on Good Morning America today

any minute? Is it not on every TV? Why aren't we carrying it live? Can we carry Good Morning America live? Legally? What she's gonna say? It's sometimes saying things that I haven't completely thought about because my mom abused me so much that my brain is fully formed. And that's why I'm getting that fired. Okay, So she uh, stuff that's come out from her. Though she's banned from having any contact with the guy who killed her mother. She okay with that. Nick, go to John who famously was

caught masturbating at a McDonald's for nine hours. That is the news. That's the news, even more so than he killed her mom. Yes, that's all I could think about. Nine hours. She cannot nine hours. I can't do anything. I can't even sleep for nine hours. Kevin's never slept for nine hours. No, I'd love to do that. God, that'd be great. But I bet he's sat in a McDonald's parking lot and yanked it for nine Yeah. You know I haven't had McDonald's and get solid seven

years and eight years? Really no breakfast? Huh huh? You ever full around with yourself in a public place? No? I remember full around myself. I don't need to do that, Okay. I don't have rushes of blood. There's four different places that I can orgasm from. Yeah, you say, otherwise, three of them public. They changed things out as quick on this world, so enjoy your every minute while you have it. There are four places, okay, the studio, the cubicle, although they're all

in this break room, and the Korean Consulate. Yes, she also can't email, text, or write to him through any third party. Oh really okay, whichcause I got a feeling that this thing is gonna get rekindled. Well, she might want to. She's not mature. He's married to fire de though, why would she want to go back to this mean murder? So he's in jail, Nelson, Dude, He's in jail for the rest

of his life anyway, right, Nick, gojohn Is. But I get the vibe that she might want to reach out and just say, you know, what we did was wrong. I don't know we got some finality to it, you know. But Ryan Scott Anderson, the husband the fire d there's a just videos of them walking down you know, paparazzi got them walking down the street. Paparazzi got them habits, some fast food, you know, just kind of hanging out. I mean they're just pictured walking walking around

the streets. They moved to Louisiana and that's where she's staying right now. And I'm interested to see this is gonna blow up a little bit more today because the Lifetime series coming out and it apparently has interviews from her while she was in jail. Okay, so that's gonna be a part of it. But her being on Good Morning America just tells you this thing's not quite going away just yet. So there's that, but it will I mean, good gosh, this is like the Honey Boo Boo of twenty twenty four. Yeah,

but a way cooler story. Honey boo boo had no substance. What did you just say? Her mom the thumb said have a bunch of sugar Like that's about older, is doney? They put on TV for a decade, honey boo boo. I thought you did a bunch of honey boo boo stories. I did not. It was before my th that was you know, that's late two thousands. Just wrong with this country, honey boo. Why were we wrapped with honey boo boo contentney at some point? It's not

the country's fault. It's these big companies who said, Hey, I'm putting honey boo boo and give them a reality keep eating the food though, well, so did Honey Boo Boo's weird. She's like old. Now it's strange, honey boo boo. Yeah, uh, you don't want to hear a story about the penis? Are you gonna hear a story about some twenty twenty four trends that need to stop the penis? Penis? Penis has been the vote two votes. I'd actually take the trends, but Corvino wins. All

thie, So fine, is it gonna be penis torture? No? Okay, well just go touch of it. Nine hours of parking lot penis torture. A wealthy banker from Turkey, big kind baker and Turkey got a lot of money, right, and he wanted to go get a little extra added to his gooby. He had a four point seven inch u wiena. So he's the doctor. The doctor's name is that about four point seven right there? That's not bad. That's not bad. There. You take that any given day you take. No, but that's not enough. Let me see

this, Let me show it serious show. Okay. So this Turkish baker wanted to go bigger banker, not a baker banker. Come on, duper shake that tiny d doctor Hollock soil mos then said, look, I can give you a minimum increase of one point one inches in length just by doing a little striptease. I'm kidding. One inch so this is where we are now, and one point one inches in girth, so a lot. So

why didn't that that puppy that was like ken Pepper? But the surgery went bad and it left him with a smaller and now scarred cheese stowed it. Now this Danny and scarred. I can't show you scarred with my fingers. He dipped from a four seven to a four to three. I'd take it. I'd take those ratings all day. How prevalent is uh? Penis? I don't know, like adjustments or recrementations or yeah, I'm not that common because it's expensive. I think build beticheck raves. It's hilarious. Why I

like it now? So he's seeking all these damages. The Doctor's like, dude, due to your anatomical structure, and I told you this, there was always a risk that you're gonna come out with a half feet in mozzarella, that we're not going to have any elongation. Say that's ongoing case of a you know, and they're going to go through the medical documents and what was signed off on a legal language and all of that stuff. I don't know, but I know when it comes to size, that's the thing that

rich people, I think, like to do. Okay, if I can get get a little I've got money to spend on here, why not go a little bigger and better? And then they find out all along that their partner did not orgasm due to penetration. You know, once you find out that it's just stimulation from that, then then you're like, why did I spell that money on the surgery? Up to thirty grand? They hold on so there's enough of that. Man, unless you've got a medical issue,

leave that alone. That's what the That's what the thought was for almost all enhancements. I mean, that's what the thought of all plastic surgery probably was. When it was first introduced, Someone's like, wait, you're gonna crack my nose and then reshape it. Why that's insane? And now it's incredibly common. Breast augmentation the same. Now it's a little, I think a little less of a delicate area than the functioning male organ, but it's still

was probably thought to be insane and still is considered wild by some. I think we're probably on a path that maybe in ten twenty years, hell maybe right now, for X amount of dollars, you can have the dream penis. Dude, I'm telling you, for some people, that is like the definition of who you are. And then it's going to become affordable, and then you're just going to have a society of just dudes working around with big

ol' holly on every quarter. That's how I mean. If people need to spend their money on that, they did for me, I chose to save my money for other areas. And I'm planning two big surgeries in the next couple of years. I'm going to have a big teet whitening and buttole tightening. Those are the surgeries I'm going to be having after college. Teetwhightening after college, the whole white bleaching. That's a real thing. That is a

real thing. That's not tightening, not a tightening. I bet there's more penal enhancement going on out there than we know they're If you've had your penis replaced or surgery on it, media, just call in or call in if you've had your wiener fiddled around with by a surgeon to make it bigger. Okay, that's all because there's definitely some injuries and stuff. I don't want to hear that we should talk about that. I do, though I don't. We should at least do we should at least have have them on.

Yeah. I don't think anybody will admit to it either, but we will keep you anonymous. You don't have to give your name, right, yeah, just being on the show. Never be ashamed of their wiener. Look, it's what you were born with, you had no say of. That's not how this works. Do you think one person listening to us right now has had their wiener extended by a doctor? Absolutely? You really believe that?

If not, if not via surgery, via like blood pellets, yes, blood pellets, yeah, yeah, there are there's non invasive options. I think this is going to light the phones up. Well, why are they not blinking? Coming up next? I tell you what's going to happen and Cowboys and Commanders on Sunday on ninety seven one free

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