Down Beat on ninety seven to one the Freak. I'm feeling seafood this weekend. Yeah, we want to maybe a flounder or a sea bass. I was thinking like a I don't know, you know what I haven't had in a while. A deliciously tight snapper. Oh yeah, nothing better? Yeah right, absolutely, what's up? I loved? Yeah? Height is it? Anyway? Little Humpers are back at seven thirty six on Thursday, April eleven. This Master's Thursday. Don't worry play has been delayed. I think
they're shooting for about thirty forty minutes. But we're going to stay on top of this. We're on top of it. Little Humpers are going to stay Uppers are going to stay on top of it. Your mom's let's just say,
for those who have is that directiv? Yeah? Yeah. If you go deep in the chance, if you go read the district looking for Master's coverage, ah, there's your interview channels that are available that are just there and incredibly descriptive, you may find out that that the meat missiles are locked on target. Yeah, you can get spit roasted back two nineteen year old college okay, okay, okay, who's writing these who's writing these? Uh synopsis, we did a whole play of the copy guy writing these out.
I don't know, missiles. Well, you know they got to satisfy that sexual witch. What's Kyle doing these days? Well, you know, he just graduated college and he's a copywriter. He writes copy he works over at direct TV. Yeah, alright, TV, very important, real it is wild that. That's uh, I mean, dd I'd love to order that, but I don't know the information. Don't order up order it if we can't watch the Masters for another twenty three Yeah, we need something something discratch
that sexual itch. Yeah, deep inside, don't dude, stop, you're gonna get everyone in trouble. But it's really funny, very descriptive, very descriptive. It's the verbal equivalent to the back of a DVD at a porn shop. It's beautiful. There's nothing wilder that like. Your kids can see this, Yes, I know they're scrolling around on direct TV. Certainly has gotta be some parental yeah, settings. I'm sure shouldn't just say adult content. I mean, the name of this movie is older women double teamed by
little humpers. That's the name of the movie. You're gonna get us in trouble. And how much is it? How much it's like eleven seven bucks, that's like seven bucks. Yeah, yeah, one was like sixffee right for ninety minutes. Put on the little humpers. No, come on, Kevin, you got your credit card right there. No, I'm not putting on my car. Yeah, I have a supermom. iHeart that back to you in zero second. Guys, we had to get rid of the tvsy
just joking. I can't even read. I can't even read the other title. Don't read it with it. Moms are definitely in the scope though. Yeah, lookout, moms. A lot of jobs available, sorted jobs. You think you've hit a point in your life where your career is over, not on Direct TV's just getting started your stardom. Await, mom, kids are out of the house. Don't know what to do. Ye little humpers
are wrong. We'll losepers and they're coming for you. Man. Eight o'clock down beat duel, Yeah, call in two and four or eight one. You guys are gonna need partners. Get the phone going around seven fifty eight. That's the time all we'll out. We're gonna keep all the phones. We're gonna we'll keep the phones down, you know, after the segment until seven fifty eight. That's the earliest you can call in and join up. You will use me or Mike, and then we will compete for your services.
The winter will get a pair of tickets to a concert. Uh dis Wanning News eight thirty audio bubble bath at nine. But let's get to the local news in the scuttle butt, just like the best Thursday, every local news. We'll start local and then I got something else. O. Please have released surveillance camera images of a man who's wanted in connection with several hammer attacks. Ah, which sounds like something that's right. Don't mesh with me.
They're looking from named Greg. He's on a jet ski. Do you come after me? I'll reach into my tul box and get you. Ye. The last victim was six hundred block of Quoit Road Tuesday night. At the rest struck them several times, according to the Plano Police Department, and Quit Road is a long road, but uh yeah. The suspect was seen leaving the area with a hammer in his hand, but they do have him
on surveillance video wearing sweatpants. What appears to be some kids boy. And if I mean he's a hoodies this look got kids to me, uh, little information, but they do think he's traveling the Metroplex using the dart rail. So if you see a guy walking around the hammer and he's wearing sweatpants and and I'll say a gray or a white hoodie, why does a black
shoes? Why does a hammer that sounds like almost scarier than even Kniffert maybe go only because it's so weird and frightening like bludgeoning, But a hammer attack, it's very and it feels almost more realistic than just getting everybody's got a hammer. Every there's a hammer in every home. Not everyone has a gun, but everybody has a hammer. If I had a hammer on pay per view, on paper view little hammers, look at moms, here comes little
hammer. How many people did eat hammer? See that's the thing, it's not in the article. They just speak of one. But they're just a hammer attacks, So he must have been. It all seemed to happen Tuesdays. But the details on the article I read was just that one always the case in local news articles that you see the headlines are fantastic and it's like three lines of of of body in the article with no information. Yeah, it's just a long form version of the headline. But you know, maybe
wedding on more to come out. We'll have a lot of clicks today, June. We got so many clicks stupid, You're right, our whole modern news, well, how many How many clicks did? We got a lot of clicks? We need more clicks. It's really bizarre. I don't know that's more important. That's how we get our news, and that's what that siphons and determines what news is of value. How many clicks do we get? Steve Dave, I think it's important in some realms, but I don't
know it's all fair discussion. But like our podcast downloads are through the roof. Yeah, and I'm like me as we go to a load of clicks. But I really just think what we're doing personally Kevin saying this, I think we're just making it easier for people not to listen live. I think we're doing that, And I do not want to take the podcast away from people who can't listen to us live, because that does probably just hurt things, but it creates a great excuse to not have to us and us from
six to ten. I don't really care as long as you're listening. As long as you're listening, I don't really give a damn, and I'm happy to put out here. However, if it's three hours from now and you're listening, okay, hi, we love you, We love you, But listen live every now and then just in case. Yeah, because it's but it's an absolute pleasure to put it up. It's a real joy. Let's
go out to Mesquite, guys. Thirty two year old Saysarjmenez, teacher in the automotive program at Vanguard High School and Mesquite, accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a student. Oh oh. He resigned charge with one count of improper relationship with student secondary felony. Skeet Icedy said they notified police after administrators, which administrators is vague, witnessed inappropriate behavior by him as toward a student.
Okay, so administrators witnessed the behavior. Yeah, and this was what what ISD Mesquite you said, Vaneguard High School and Mesquite, I SD do you say inappropriate behavior? That's the allegation. Could be a cupping, It could be it could be a hug, could be a hug. Could be a kiss. Well, yeah, those are different. Maybe he was spotting her, I would imagine him. You can hug, you can. Can you spot a high school student of the opposite sex or same sex doing squats?
I don't know. Can you spot them in the weight room? I don't know. Our teachers a lot to hug a student, I don't don't know. And if yes, if they're going through something or they achieved something great, I would imagine that it's probably hugging a student is I don't know. Is that a no? Should that be an f and no? I don't know. Dude, What if the student is very excited about something they learned or good grade and they want to and they instigate the hug, what
do you do? WHOA oh no, no, no, no, no. You should be allowed to hug. We should all be allowed to hug. But I guess I could picture a scenario where yeah, if it's an on w yeah, inappropriate? Huge hugging your daughter? Yeah, I'm generally speaking, Yes, I'm fine with that. I don't know. Hug another human is a good thing. Oh no, I don't know either. Okay, I want to do this because I'm Kevin and I've been sitting on this for a while, and I don't want this to go by the wayside.
I'm gonna be gone in a few days specific shows because we had a big bet, and I think our payouts are strange. Now our master's bet we did yesterday, that's gonna involve feet in social media. But I think the last pat By the way my NASCAR shirt's getting delivered today, I will for a full week and i'll wear it tomorrowf you wan too, Okay, but I'll work for a full week when I'm back from Italy too. I would like to give you an opportunity whenever you want to, only have to wear
the NASCAR shirt for four days instead of a week. Okay, okay, but with no pants. No, you have to wear it in Italy for for straight days. I don't understand this raise Hell, praise American coming down? Who here's a checker flag hat? I've also gotten you. I thought you all run a Christian country. Who is this dell? You praise? Who's this dell? You try to raise? Raise hell, praise dale shirt. That'd be awesome if you did, and I would wear that after your
bet. It'd be cool. But I think you're gonna like what I've gotten, you'd want to launder it. First, if you're a fan of Mark Martin and Viagara, get ready all right. Also if you like mobile oil and then get ready for that. Okay. But we did a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame bet because they announced the nominees and then they're going to They're going to sometime here in behind you on that TV is the PGA Frisco where the Ben and Skinshew and the Speaks you're going to be tomorrow. They're
gonna celebrate a taste of augusta reminder that's where you're gonna go tomorrow. I just wanted to get that in there. Just got drilled. So the we had a bet that we we drafted the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. Now I think it was Mike would have to draw a smiley face on the back of his head. Yep. I think it was Danny would have to wear a pair of panties over his jeans at work that's right, or
over his big green pants. And I think it was Kevin would have to make an only fans account and just start posting some content, which I don't want to do. And no re using content from your feet picks when you lose the master's bet. This has to be original, fresh, fresh content. Do I have to also wear my pants and my shirt backward when I draw face on the back? That was part of it? Yeah, I'll
self report. I think that's what it was. I have to walk around backward everywhere down the hallway, So I don't know that is like, here's the bet Mike or had on backwards with the dress you dressed. Ozzie Share, Dave Matthi's band, Jane's Addiction Foreigner and you saw them at buffet, Danny Mariah Carry, Jane O'Connor, a tribe called Quest Shout, and Peter Frampton. Don't worry, panties are already in my shopping card on Amazon. Kravitz twelve just in case. Mary J. Blige Oasis, Cool in the
Gang, and Eric B and Rocket. So I read an article I kind of love. It's two voters. I wish we had two the NBA MVP voters to this, and they just kind of talked about each artist and what they did. They basically said what their votes are and why I thought it was interested. Mary J. Blige, who has uh would be uh me, Okay, the one voters that I'm gonna vote for her coming out of hip hop the way she uh says she has, she's a no brainer. Okay. They both said the Well, they were kind of split on that
one, so they would once they wouldn't Mariah Carey. I think that's you, right, Mike, No, it's Danny. This guy said she's not getting my vote and she's a hard one for me to root for. So uh oh for you, there's one vote down. This one said, uh been trying to put these pop singers in more on the ballot the last few years, and that freaks out a lot of the voters who think it should be the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, so Mariah may not be getting in. I think she will be probably not. Well do you
think they said about the Dave Matthews banner. We'll see how you can keep them out. They didn't destroy the fan voting by like a lot. Yeah, they don't bug me. I know they mean a lot to people. I have no ill will, but I don't get it. And that's what so many people have said to me about you. Yeah, I don't have any ill will towards you. You don't really bug me, but I just
don't get you. I don't get just someone loves you, and I don't know why the other ones that I've warned to them over the years, the rock holl hasn't done well by jam bands outside of The Grateful Dead. I don't think they're a jam band personally. That's what every fan of Fish and the Great and Fish, Jatthews and all of them so defensive when you use
that word Fish is a jam band. Their management is not a jam band, I guess, or five minute songs, widespread panic, I'll have a It's just there's buckets you have to throw crap in and then you have to throw a label on it. So fine, Yeah, so I suppose they're a jam band. Yeah. But they asked Trey, You're like, oh, did you listening to The Grateful Dead? And he's like, I mean
a little bit. It was like I was way more into yes, yeah, Dave did not like, there's influences that aren't The Greatful Dead on Fish, but whatever. Dave was like, I listened to the Talking Heads and like music from Africa. They just never did that. Oh. He has a reputation of being a nice and good guy, and that helps. See, I guess Dave's a good guy. Does he have that reputation he does? That's not what I think of. That's not what the citizens of Chicago
think. Yeah, that's not what the I'm just saying anyone who's lakes think anything that's considered alt rock or adjacent hasn't done well in the past. Oh oh, Mike Jane's addiction, Oh oh, has it done well? When is this one of the one of the news hit soon? Probably end of the month, first of May. Around that time Jane's Addiction, One voter said, I don't like this band. Oh they only really did have two
relevant albums with nothing shocking and ritual. Yeah, he said, I don't understand why we have to get Jane's Addiction before so many other rock and indie rock bands. Where are the Pixies, Sonic Youth, the Replacements? He makes a valid point they ain't getting in. Voter too though, said I think they're worthy and super creative. Those records didn't sound like stuff that came
from Yeah when they came out, who had sneade O'Connor Danny. Unfortunately, people didn't pay attention to her that much in the latter part of her life. She's more beloved in her death than she was when she was alive. That's true, she deserves it. I'm likely going to vote for her, but it's hard to shake that if she still is alive, she wouldn't even be on the ballot. Ooh, it's true. No, that's true. And look, I put her on there because if she had been alive,
I would not to put her on there. Voter two, I'm a little angry that she had to die to get on the ballot. Jesus Ozzie. Yes, who had Ozzie? I think I have Ozzie. Mike has Ozzie. That was the number one pick in the draft. If I recall well, and I think I have a line of Grammits. For whatever reason, I'm messed up. He's mess up in these live drafts, freeze up in the moment, as Mike saw at the golf Ranch in Richardson yesterday, froze up a lot. This voter said, I have a problem with double dipping
inductees in general. He's not in good health, so the rock Hall might be recognizing this is the last time you're able to do something like this for him. He's probably gonna get in. He should get in on Black Sabbath and his solo. He already is for Black saying he should for Ozzie, Yes, one hundred percent, he should. That's a big debate, is like do we put him in a second time? I need to Stevie Nicks Fleetwood max In. Here's Stevie too. You can have two independent careers,
yeah, one with a band that does not feature your name. It wasn't Ozzy Osbourne and the Black Sabbaths. Yeah, Shawn Michaels can get in the Wrestling Hall of Fame as Shawn Michaels and as a member of the Rockers. I'm helping your point. Go ahead, Kevin. I thought it was fine. I liked it. I don't understand it, but I like the way he said it. I'll stop making jokes just for Brody. Let's get out
for time. Hang on. I have two things. Hug update teacher here, Teacher have to be careful at all grade levels with any form of contact. Hugging can be misinterpreted. Side hugs are sort of okay. Fist bumps high fi as much safer, which we kind of figured a former teacher. Hug was almost always Okay, lots of kids instigate hugs with teachers they respect and like. Well, my method was always go with the side hug. No one ever has seen a side hug as in Apropos, so a side
hug is probably the the safest bet there, teacher. It could be a problem if your science teacher has the strange physical condition of hip wiener, yeah, of rhin or hip swivels forward press hip wiener. Yeah. At my wife's school, they hug. They can hug. The student goes for a hug, but it must be from the side with no front hugs. So that's actually been discussed. Is that hard to just not touch the kids?
Well, if the kids coming at you, and also what if you're talking about fifth graders, you know, like little kids who want to like hug, I want reinforcement. I don't know, man, Well, I don't know either. But that's what they said, is you turn it into the side hug, and that is I guess, Okay, that's kind of what I figured. Yeah, but be aware they side of hip wiener. If you are a teacher with side yeah, then you go front I don't know, or other side. Yeah. I only hug from the left. Okay,
hang on, let me let me twist there. We be aware of side Wiener. They said that Kevin Elster used to have that. He wore a cup on his hip. It's a thing man, No, it's not. It's dangerous. No one said that, and Kevin Elster didn't have it. Kevin Elster, who hot men with Side Wiener? Hunting Moms Channel five seventy five cot up next. Freak Hotline is open right now two and eight
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