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The Scuttlebutt

Oct 31, 202321 min
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KT has more info on the death of Matthew Perry, plus a weather update for the rest of the week

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the free All right, good morning, seven thirty five at a time. Tuesday, October thirty first, Happy Halloween. And I think I speak for Danny and Kevin and JJ when I say that Happy Halloween to one and all. KT's dressed up, He's got his uh Cavot costume on. He's looking great, mustache mustache affixed for this particular segment. I turn up. Yeah, yeah, JJ, Gunny Halloween

plans and he costume tonight. You're the young buck of this operation, not jaded, cynical, still clinging to the joys of life in the world, out there having fun. What are you up? Yes, my thirty going trick or treating? Yeah, my niece and nephews. Uh, I'm taking them chicken treat. Will you bring them up here one day? They look so cute and all these pictures. Yeah, I would love some cute kids. Yeah, they're adorable. What are you dressing up? Ass me?

Yeah? Nothing? What? No? Why not? Because I spend all the time helping them plan what they want to be. I don't want you dress up as Maybe I throw some ears on or something. Texas legendary softball Slugger my old jersey. Yeah, what are they dressing up as? So my niece Delie, she's nine, she's going to be Sailor Moon all right. My oldest nephew, Jacobe, he's going to be Spider Man. And then Jabbari who's four, he's going to be Mikey from the Ninja Turtles.

Okay. And then my four month old nephew, Junior, named after my brother. Uh, he's going to be Sebastian from a Little Mermaid. This is the cutest thing I've ever heard. You said you need some kids around, but you're not gonna even have your porch, Like, yeah, so if we come to your house, you're just not gonna answer to my house. Yeah, well you can come and I'll invite you in like a normal friend, but not strangers. Am I coming in? Guys? Everybody?

Yeah? About the car? Right? And I'm like, I don't know. You want chicken nuggets cut up, raw hot, raw pink tubes of American love? Sure? I got you. Well, Happy Halloween everyone. If you've ever had a questionable Halloween costume or something over the top, I suppose you can text us that I don't know. I'm trying to get text engagement going. I definitely did Steve Irwin one year. Oh krokey after Yeah, that was a popular one. I don't know what's t home of year

he kicked it. I think it was late summer, early fall, so it made sense. Do you have a chandler? Oh god, already? Yeah. The topical is the nature of Halloween costumes. Well, Barbie is gonna be up? Did you? I guess everybody saw the viral big Halloween costume over the weekend, the Randy Johnson and and Bird hit by the Baseball

girl Friend Dead Bird. Funny. I also saw a funny one. It was just a lady dressed in jeans and a white T shirt and she's got a sign and it's got like six music artists on it, and it's like, hey, which concert do you want to go to? Which concert do you want to go to? And the person picks points at which concert and turned the sign over and it says fu she went going as ticketmaster. That's okay, it's pretty good. It's pretty good, all right, Well Texas

saying funny stuff. I don't care what it is. I remember one year we rented two smoke machines when we were in college. We decked the house out and we wanted to scare the hell out of kids, and we were two of us were up on the roof, like doing the crawl to the edge of the roof. I mean, these kids wouldn't even approach the front door. That was awesome. Would you say, Steve Irwin's the best costume you've come up with as an adult? I don't know about best, but

you know, like topical bit. That's the only time I can recall doing it. Do you have a good one? The only gosh, the only costume that I've done as an adult that I can even remember was a handful of years back. The girl that I was dating at the time, we went out together as Lluellen Moss and Anton Seguray No Country for old men, that's bad ass. And I just basically put on a fake mustache and a cowboy hat and carried around a briefcase with a transponder beep or flashing on it.

And she went all in as Anton and looked pretty badass and had a little minuture fire extinguisher with a hose from it that looked like the little cattle killer. Yeah, yeah, it was cool. That's good. Yeah, what about you, Kevin or your costumes always store bought, usually store bought. Over the last few years. I also took five to ten years off in my sound weird talking through your tend mustache there is I don't care anymore, Yeah, I forge I was to say, so, I don't really

care. Someone said I was a nun with boobs and a ten inch goatee. That's just the first takes we got. I don't like them. I had these like conceptual fallback characters that I've just never done. One of them was Will Farrell. So you'd get the semi pro you know, basketball uniform, and then get the hat that Farrell wears. But no one just thought about Farrell five to ten years. That's fun because you know, but that would have worked great when he was happy. But it's like, no one's

thinking about Frell right now. I have a picture of me when I was probably three or four years old, and I'm holding the jack a lantern full of cans in front of a house whatever, and I was pac Man. But it was definitely like the sword ball, like just the plastic front that had like the pac Man board on it and just half mask single not even a rubber band, just that tiny little thing that was gonna snap within half an hour when the photo was taken and hurt and hurt and whip around it.

The thing sucked. Yeah, when you're adult. It's when you're a old it's like, I need to wear something that I can talk to people with and you can interact with people at a party. It's not about like the people that get the big inflatable dinosaur and go to a party, It's like, we can't talk to you. You're in a suit. George went as a vate pin over the weekend. Yeah, Esco bar his pastel cartel. That was amazing, so good. This video out there of the plane

lady. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, get year. I talk about that in the dmon and collegated iron Man and I just went to a party holding an iron But it been great, And that's why I didn't get That's a problem with the adult costume is especially if you're going to a party, you're going out to a bar or whatever. Is the prop a prop is the is a whip if you've got to be out getting drink. Seriously, I thought about that when I was Llewellen and carrying the transponder bag full of

money. It's like I got to carry this thing around. Otherwise I just look like me with a fake mustache, a little western shirt and jeans and cowboy boots which was very common for me to wear, and a straw hat and a fake mustache. You have to do it, yeah, And if it's too smart, no one gets it and I don't get it. Or if you go lowest common denominator and just dress up like Mario, everyone's like, well, this guy's meling it in. You can't win. It's the

judgment of Halloween that makes Halloween suck, not Halloween in general. I think it's the judgement cut up raw hot dogs that kind of ruined Halloween for most people. I have one that you love, Kevin. I went. It was some big banquet, some important banquet in Dallas I was invited to. And it was a Saturday Night Live themed Halloween. All right. I had to do something Saturday Night Live, I think cool. And my ex wife

dressed as Katie Perry as Elmo, remember that. Yes, So we did like one off characters, you know, and I went all out and I was Will Ferrell dressed as Janet Reno. Incredible remember when he did that Janet Reno in the blue outfit, stomping around dancing. Dude, I had a blue dress and pearls and I had the magnetic ear rings on and a black wig. I thought it looked incredible. I got I think, zero compliments the entire years, because no one got it. It was too good.

It was too good. And you know, the big star was that. That was Ian Kinsler who was there, and he was dressed as turd Ferguson with a giant foam hat. He was Burt Reynolds as turd Ferguson and it was pretty good and he was that is good. He would steal the show. Dude. That's kind of a deep cut, dude. Janet Reno, he did that twice. It was called Janet Reno Dance Dan Dance Party,

and then they had your Dirty Liar. They had the costume contest, you know, and ever had to go up there and they were playing music and I was up on stage doing the stomping Janet Reno dance my Sharona, Yes, and they just like skipped right over me as they were picking finalists. I'm like, what what am I? What am I missing? What are you not seeing because nobody watching Saturday Night Live other than Kevio. No, it's because people were too dumb at that party. There weren't enough smart people

there. Yeah, they would have got it. They didn't get it. We had a collar, JJ, we had a collar with the costume thing. Let's let's do it on yo. Hey, Hey, I'm going guy, not bad? What's up? Hey? So? I you know, I was kind of playing off of kat Is talking about the wilfer l costume.

He never did. I got one that I never did. Shoot, So all you need is a polar bear mak right, And I don't know how to pull off the rest, but it was you just gotta have something to suggest that you swing both ways and you got mental problems, so you can be a bipolar bear. Love it that outstanding? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, use it if you want. Guys, I love you. Have a great day. We're good. I had one too. I never did it, and it's stupid and too inside. Did he just make

a ghost noise? Scary? Are you there? Yeah? Up here? Yeah, like the ghost of you know, all right, do the ghost noise and then freaky ghosts ghast of the freak all right, So many still there. Go ahead, Kevin, what's your story? It's probably two. It's not big enough, but it would have worked at an S. S and O party. I wanted to go as Jost Malone. This is Colin Joe had some tattoos on the face, but in like a loan in a tie, like you're doing an update. I guess maybe we had some jokes.

We have a Q card guy in the corner that I've paid to follow me around on It's a great investment. The problem was we actually did that costume, but I went as Michael Chay. I still am trying to outrun those Instagram posts. Funny. Yeah, no, it's I was just it's just kidding, teasing. Uh, do not miss twenty to the account twenty minutes from right now. We I don't know if we regret this or what,

but we I don't. We've invested in the African American, the Downbeat Singing Pumpkin, and we're gonna press play and let you guys hear what we spent forty thousand dollars on and only arrived in stores this morning. Don't miss twenty minutes from right now. But right now, would it be time for the scuttle Bud, thanks a lot to us. Now, all right, let's talk weather for trigger treating tonight. Freeze morning has been issued for much

in North Texas. It's gonna be and in fact, it's not pipe bursting cold, although there's a chance like tomorrow morning we're gonna get in the low thirties, but it's not gonna be pipe bursting cold, so no one worry about that. Temperatures will probably be in the upper forties, low fifties tonight at trick or treat time. I assume people trigger treat a little earlier. It's spinking dark earlier and earlier. We talked a little bit earlier about the

time change that's coming, you know, Sunday morning at two am. And then back to the weekend, we're back up to the seventies, my friends. So everyone just hanged tight because weather's gonna be good in a few days. Next week, WHOA, there's good weather. Matthew Perry update. Matthew Perry's body was not in his hot tub for very long before he was found dead, that's what investigators are saying. So it's gonna add another layer to

this thing. Law enforcement says his body was not water logged when first responders got to his residence and looked at his body, and they're like, yeah,

he's dead, but he hadn't been here long. So man, maybe his assistant doesn't get caught up at the iPhone store and the prescription glasses store at the Warby Parker, then maybe, you know, yeah, and then you would have more answers, so drugs assistant waiting and maybe provide a little faster service, you know, or if you're Matthew Perry, don't you just get everything delivered to you? I mean, I guess that's technically years.

Yeah, someone's doing But okay, so no illegal drugs that they saw on the scene, which doesn't mean what doesn't mean that he wasn't on a but dude, the amount of crap that that dude put his body through for thirty plus years, thirty years, he probably just had a freaking heart attack. And yeah, so that's what a lot of people think. They had found nicorette patches too, and gum because he had, I guess, taken stopping smoking seriously. A source coas to him told TMZ that he had been as

content and happy as he'd been in a long time. Hadn't he just moved into that home like a few weeks prior three weeks ago, Yeah, and was loving it and actually was set to work on a movie. He'd gotten a movie role in a drama and had meetings set up to start working on some ideas for some more scripts and things like that. So he was thinking about maybe trying to get back to work. So something. It's probably not

anything as crazy fishy as maybe it seemed. Im I just met his heart gave out on him, and the Lord knows his heart has been through a lot. So there's your update on Matthew Perry. Let you know when we

know more. Tucks College Report's gonna take a while here, and just to tease ahead, in Dingu's morning News, the cast of Friends has spoken out about his death, and we'll talk about that then, all right, in fifteen minutes, we'll give you the latest on the Aduly Scarcia injury, talk a little bit about the end of the game, and then at eight fifteen the Downbeat singing Pumpkin So Much. A Washington couple is suing the Ritz Carlton

after the woman claims she had a sip out of a rich Carlton branded water bottle, and she claims that it was contaminated with a seaman like inside the bottle or yeah, around the edge. So it was just a bunch of guys that were in the Navy just kind of like licking the bottle and handing it to her. Yeah, naval heroes. I mean, it wasn't Washington's technically on the coast. Maybe it could have been a couple of mariners or semen as you know them. During the night of their stay, they realize

they're out of water. They called the front desk for some more. Because it's a Ritz Carlton, you don't walk down get it, I guess, I guess you'd call and get your assistant to do it. Matthew Perry style, a male employee arrived at least five water bottles. They had no reason to believe that the bottles were tampered with, so they go to sleep. She woke up in the middle of the night, reached for a bottle, and according to her, she knew something was wrong and alerted hotel security.

She said the water's taste and texture were off. She initially thought it was chemical contamination, but then she started to suspect that it was semen. Now a investment, I mean an insurance Climbajster told the couple over the phone that the water was quote defiled with you don't have to say it, so they proved it that it was. That's what the insurance climb, and Jester says,

that serves as full proof. They also said one of the hotels, and the law says this quote one of the hotels employees did what he did into a Ritz Carlton labeled water bottle, delivered it to their room, and she drank the contaminated water before she realized it had been defiled by a criminal deviate. And then she realized she had been sexually assaulted. And this happened where at what hotel? Ritz Carlton, Washington. Well, go ahead and

just leave the check blank. Yeah, that's signed by mister Ritz Carlton. He'll handle it. The couplers for life. The couple says, the crackers and cigarettes from the seventies or is that Tarleton? I don't know, I is this not a sealed bottle water? Well, here's the weird part to me. The couple said they asked the resort to turn over the bottle, but the resort has refused to do so, so they've got it sealed somewhere or they just threw it out and there's no evidence if you can't find it.

But water bottles crack when you open them. There's sealed. Yeah, her medical it is not sealed because you drank it. They got the little perforated thing on the top. It can be sealed. She says that they won't cooperate with them in turning over the bottle. They went to law enforcement, and law enforcement wants to do their own analysis, take DNA samples and then have it cross reference to get sex offender registries just in case. Yeah, but they can't get it, and they can't get that. Donela says

they've been married. Her and her husband been married for twenty five years, and this incident has caused some intimacy issues. It's like, maybe it's just the fact that you've been married for twenty five years. Isn't that the intimacy issue? Like, Hey, I'm with you on the suburban drought, expecting water and getting something a little more thick. I'm with you on that,

but I don't know if I can go over. We have to double down in every lawsuit and get more your intimacy issues for twenty five years are not affected by what happened there. I'm sorry, you've been married for twenty five years. The spark is not there. Move on. Everyone out there is agreeing with me out there. Oh look, hey, look, you said there's another foam finger sticking. Yeah, that guy driving by as a thumbs up. Oh no, he just dressed up as a Ranger fan for Halloween.

Never mind, that wasn't about us. No tomatoes yet though, looking pretty good on the window. Thankfully, no tomatoes at our window yet. Marriott, when they first complained, was like, hey, we'll give you some reward points. Yeah, come over here, and they're like, no, my wife just drank so much, and they're like, sir Kevin, So we'll let you know about that. I had another seamen's story. We'll

get to that tomorrow. Wait ten minutes away from a little bit of Rangers news, twenty minutes away from the debut of the downbeat Singing Pumpkin, Go ahead and start your countdown time or now you know, we don't typically tell people to listen to other radio stations, but if you wanted to, oh, don't fifteen at the time, I don't know there are no such thing as other radio stags. Do you see what the what they're playing? Maybe?

I bet there's some great classic rock gop. They are kicking our hass stop every point matters, all right, fine, stick around, wat just make fools of ourselves. Ranger stuff. Next, talk about some of the injuries. What you need to know about that downbeat singing pumpkin at eight fifteen. Next on I need some of them won the Freak

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