This is the Dawn on ninety seven to one, the freak Okay, Weird Fun Friday here on International Women's Day Fish on eight o'clock, our Jeopardy champion friend Jared Watson'll call in for a couple of minutes, just go clean up of his match last night in the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions down to the final
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the female anatomy. Okay, I like this. Okay, I made a full Jeopardy board. I'm excited. It's gonna be fun. Eight all right, nine o'clock Oscars Preview. More. Maybe a little MAVs there, because it always a big win for the MAVs last night. But we need to do the scuttle button right now, sponsored by Advanced Hair Restoration. Behold the Advanced fuweek it sure is. Before we take a look at the news of the week in review, I have a something I want to play. I've
heard this on a popular podcast, The Dumb Zone. You guys may have heard of them, and they're discussing and playing some audio from NBC five's Rick Mitchell. Okay, I've seen Rick on there. He's not the guy who looks like Rodney Dangerfield. That's Grant Johnston. Okay, right behind you, his morning forecast happening now, and he's telling us the model Lucas is not getting any respect. I gotta tell you, look, look, oh, not the red of a man's field. God, if that's how he talked,
I would be the happiest man on the planet. It's got the rind of a man's field. Seriously, look up pictures of young Rodney Dangerfield and it's that dude. What are these little Zeppa amojus? Everyone the lightning, it's all green the whole screen. NBC five's Rick Mitchell is about to come in first. The great reporter at NBC five, Ali spill Yards is doing a report about an organization that helps uh girls in wheelchairs. I mean,
it's a really and listen to Rick Mitchell pop in. Now. The laughing that you'll hear are going to hear the voices of the Dan mcdowan, Jake Camp and Blake Jones. You might hear them laugh a little bit, including a very good laugh at the end. But here it is Ada is the only team of its kind for girls in wheelchairs, and they say they hope one day to expand to other cities. You can learn more about the program on our website NBCDFW dot com. Thankful to Ali for that wonderful story.
That was a good story. You know, Brittany, when I first got into TV one hundred years ago, not really, but thirty years ago, I worked with a meteorologist who was in a wheelchair and there was nothing she could could not do except walk. But she in front of a green scream she of course she was in her chair. Wonderful woman, wonderful woman. Hey, we've had some rain tonight. God Wow, incredible, goalk three thousand. Laugh, that's incredible. It's kind of hot. Okay, stops.
He was laughing like that. He was laughing like the taco bueno drawn on the hand underneath the fountain in that commercial. Jesus, what a weird reference. You remember, you're the mustache the mountain. They drew a face on his mountain loop. You know, Mikey Taco, what educate me? That's one of life's most inviting rewards. It's a luxury everyone can afford. Are you saying? Are you speaking a jingle? That was their slogan about thirty years ago, pretty long. It was a part of their song Taco
bueno, a luxury everyone. One of life's most inviting rewards, a luxury everyone can afford. Number one, let's break that down. When I think of my entire life and rewards that come from living a good life, one of the most inviting rewards is not Mexi dips and chips. I mean, they're delicious, don't get me wrong, But I think that's a little superfluous for them to categorize them as such. And I also say that taco bueno is a luxury and guess what, no, not everyone can afford them.
People that have no money cannot afford taco bueno. So that campaign was a complete love tacos. You'll get a tacobic about it. Here's my advice to the weather man. Just do the weather man a little fun little rain cloud and the high pressure cell. We don't need anecdotes. That's it's the danger
of that. Transition between stories is always the way they get you. You know, comedian one hundred years ago, comedian Paul Varghize told me, when you're like, if you're doing comedy, even if your comedians start to go off script, that's the real person coming out of them. It's not their act. Okay, yeah, they started being themselves. But listen to her. She she kind of does okay, oh, like she says like say uh oh, but in her okay, you can kind of hear the oh,
I wants a good story. You know, Britney. When I first got into TV one hundred years ago, not really, but thirty years ago. I worked with a meteorologist who was in a wheelchair and there was nothing she could could not do except walk. But she in front of the Green scream. Of course she was in her chair. Wonderful woman, wonderful woman. Hey we've had some rain tonight. God do you think he realized that, hey we've had some rain tonight? He knew he pulled his own ripcord
there exceptable, So that was a bad turkey call the turkey season. Okay, it's been a wild week of news. Wilder than usual, I would say, And this is kind of I have to do this on Fridays, and I'll do this until everyone gets tired of it. But buckle up, boys, because the news is weird. Here is just a quick recap to stay on top of things. Over his bombshell announcement and then President fighting sneakers Are they for his bad back? Then haunting knocking the mys, curious banging
noise. Was it coming from the doom submersible? Plus yeah, it was insurance. Plus the wedding that can't wait. The bride is in labor. They made a wedding dress out of the hospital bedsheet. Then the kids singer they're calling little Fergie and substitute teacher beaten. He came out of retirement because he was born. Look what he says the two hundred and eighty pounds student did to his face. And going a cruise on the Trinity Rivers a little free day er. Yeah we can have a free cruise. Yeah, you
pulling a port it the design district. I don't know where it's a ingo to. There's just a little minigut there. And what happened to Nicole Kitman's knee and America's newest hip girl Sydney Sweeney in a black leather romper plus uproar over the students seen on video licking the toes of other students. Is the bowing plus orgo for sharp which beast will win? And they found two live Haller monkeys inside the vehicle. They're saying it is because of what is this
called a Newcastle disease? Mexico is affected with very virile viri, virulent, virliant, virulent. That's a heart virulent, violent or virulent. I think it's virulent virus. Then trapped the passenger stuck inside the plane's bathroom is then Trump's epic Super Tuesday at mar A Lago. But where was melanias bro You've never had toasted raisin bread. It's the I hate. Definitely can't say that. Oh sorry, did you dump it? Yes, you are so unhinged.
Hey, George Carlin, take a step back and do a deep breath. And caught in the act, she says her own neighbors scribbled a swastika over a case of seltzer. Can you believe he's a pastor? Bus and innocent Grandma she was in the shower. Wait till you see what happens next. Plus cookie monsters shrink flation is so dy? What big cookie? Even Cookie Monster is complaining his cookies are getting smaller. Ben Charles Barkley versus Trump.
Barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing Trump mugshot t shirts. And vicious attack in her own backyard by a bear. Plus the sea creatures washing ashore on American beaches. Look how beautiful they look like Cookie Mode? But the warrior do not touch it. Oh my god, what a week it was. I listened to that entire and all I care about is what happened to Nicole Kitton's me the only thing that I that will
live with me forever after that what happened Nicole Kitten's knee? I like this. Holy drew a swastika sign on a case of Seltzer's and he's a pastor. Yeah, the prepositions are so good. Holy mackerel, that's so hot there. It's the best part of our week. It is, It truly is. And when we turn our MIC's off and just sit back and listen to someone else be funny our highlight. Yeah, Well, we're gonna get a call from a fella here in a minute. Who's gonna attempt the surprise?
Real quick? Did y'all see the two plane stories yesterday? Yes? Good Lord, the engine and the wheel right, yes, So we'll start with the one that was in San Francisco. It tkes off, tire falls off, and it landed in the parking garage at the airport, damaging like
six cars. It was a Boeing. Now it was a United Airlines flight, and they did say because it was a bigger one that had six wheels, like they were able to get it down, make the emergency landing and get it down, but still just terrible then there's another one where this one's a little more flimsy because it looks like it could be footage from any time.
So I don't even know, like if this one's real or not, to be honest, but it was a flight down in Houston, and it was a United Airlines Boeing jet engine that burst into flames during mid flight and forced an emergency landing. I mean, the reports are that it was flying from George Bush in Houston to Fort Myers, Florida, and it caught fire over the Gulf of Mexico. It had to make a force EMERGENC landing back at Houston's George Bush. Had one hundred and sixty seven passengers on it.
It was a Boeing seven thirty seven, nine hundred. Yeah, you've seen the video of this, Mikey, No, it's I guess somebody had their phone out the window and they're sitting right on the wing and you just see flamed the engine. Yeah, shooting out of the engine, and that's just a loop. You know what if they're in the middle there though, and can't get back, they don't know the cause of it yet, Like if they're in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and you can't get back.
They were able to get back to the Houston Airport in time, but you divert to Mississippi or tellahaffs here or whatever, and not a great option. I mean, planes can go with on one engine, sure, but yeah, depending on what that flame does. I think two in a day. Well, I guess that was Monday, so it just had gotten reported two days later. I wonder if those engines have an internal fire suppression system,
and I'm surely they do, right. It's it's because it's at this point you can't just keep doing the like and this is just like two days after the big John Oliver Boeing report. You got problems, man, this is I don't think this is just the brainwashed liberal John Oliver. He is, uh, oh, there we go, let's go to Did Dennis call in yet? JJ? I think he's bailing? Is he bailing? He just text He chickened out, He just text us after he said perfect, I'll
get coffee and sit in the garage until I call. Then he said, well, she's awake and in a terrible mood. Ha ha, she's in the kitchen. Damn it. Sorry, Okay, that's fine, Okay, David whatever, Dennis good, try man, thanks for hanging. He tried, Man, he tried. I got no problems, man, I got no problems. I wanted to. I was gonna pull audio this, but it's not very clear, so I don't want to, like, uh, you know, like force bad audio in near anything. But this happened at
the Combine last week. Just interesting to me. This is defensive back Tyler Owens. He is a guy who went to Texas Tech and he went to Plano East High School. All right, it's a local guy. But he told reporters the other day at the Combine that he doesn't think space exists. I did see this one, and you're right. The audio is awful. Yeah, he said, quote, I'm very religious, so I think we're alone right now. I don't think there's other planets and stuff like that.
I started seeing flat Earth stuff and I was like, this is kind of interesting. I'm real religious, so I think we're alone right now. I don't think there's other planets. This was and there was a clip that was
a kind of attached to it because it's not great either. But Jason Kelsey, someone unearthed a podcast from him from a while backer last ye during training camp, and it was him and Travis just talking about players nowadays looking at their phones and you know, and Jason like went into is like, oh, yeah, like all of these players don't even think. Well, he's like rookies, they don't even think planets exist. Some about how many of
the players on the team don't believe in play. They're flat earthers on the team, which is nuts. I just thought that was funny. I saw that and I was like, oh, it's a local kid. I'm sure like he's plain oast high school teacher are like, damn it, dude, we taught you there were planets. I don't think I've ever heard space doesn't exist. That is wild. You know you've heard that space sucks. Yeah, you know super g Yeah, and I've heard you know, there's the
religious. There's certain religious factions. They do believe that. You know, Adam and Eve we ye know, we come from them, so there's no other aliens. We're the only ones here. Yeah. I don't think that's all that abnormal. But space doesn't exist. I don't even know if he meant that. I think he meant planets and then his mind, Yeah, he thought that meant alien species, which is fine if you don't think that exists. That's you know, now, Mike. You remember when the Dolphins
and the Chiefs played in that playoffs game. I do, oh the coldie cold. I thought about this going to it. I went I was going somewhere else or there's some reason otherwise I would have absolutely been there. But they were scared it was gonna be the like dangerous and people weren't going to show up. And I think tickets were down to like twenty bucks because even Chiefs fans were like, this is too cool. We ain't doing this.
Well. There's a story that's popped out now two months later. That's the medical director at a burn center up in Kansas City says seventy percent of the patients that were referred to their place because of frostbite suffered in the bitter cold in January are now being advised to schedule amputations. And a majority of these people are Chiefs fans who went to that playoff game. Oh my, really yeah, like fingis and toes yeah, or bigger chunks. Uh. I
think fingers is what the images I saw were all fingers. I didn't see any toes. I saw fingers. Don't keep that drop. I saw fingers. I saw fingers. So but that game was negative four degrees windshield of negative twenty seven, fourth coldest game in NFL history. And they showed images of a fan who took his glove gloves off for just five minutes because he was putting up a tent in the parking lot so they could tailgate. And his fingers were blue and purple. So colorful. Indeed, what the hell?
So colorful? Indeed, lucky enough to avoid amputation or undergoing treatment in hyperbaric oxygen tanks. How many people have had amputations? I didn't say it, they're just advised to schedule it, geez for a football game. Seventy percent of the people referred there. It could be you know, ten people, it could be seven of them. You know what a picture of it. It's nuts, though, if everybody had won't worn their foam fingers, this could have all been about. Yeah, I try, just happens a
huge component of the fingers. What about the shafty shirtless guy here and there? There were a few of those. Yeah, that guy had to have his nipples removed. Yeah, just double clip clip get rid of them. It says in temperature zero degrees fahnheder below, it takes about thirty minutes for exposed skin to get frostbite. At fifteen degrees below or or with even a little bit of wind, it's possible within fifteen minutes, even if you're exposed.
No, if you just okay, I see, I see. Yeah, So that's damn How cool the shirt off guy who does ten minutes of waving at camera absolutely say goodbye to your nips? Yeah? How cold does it have to be if you basically just take your hand, your glove off, and your hand just turns purple and you have to have it removed probably minus one hundred, minus one hundred. Yeah, yeah, for one minute, I mean, just me doing the quick math, I was really thinking
that though, So I think you're spot on. Jeez. You take your glove off, hold it up in the minus one hundred degree and wind, and then it just turns black and you have to get it chopped off. Yeah. You can't feel anything though at that point. So you get to be on TV. Yeah, a lot of people haven't ever got to be on TV. Mike, you get to say, go chiefs on TV. I'm wild, all right, awful. It is awful. That's Mike Sroy, the Archimedes of talk radio, Archimedes, great math. Okay, let's
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