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The Scuttlebutt

Dec 08, 202322 min
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We wrap up our year in-review, recapping all the big stories from the year 2023

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak downbeat Here Kevin, Mike, Danny JJ and we're gonna continue forth with our year in review when it comes to news like to do this at the end of the year. I told you we'd get through the year throughout the week, and we made it to July. So far. Middle of October is my prediction for where you make it. I'm not gonna actively try to slow you down here

he is, Here's Kevin. Yeah. But anything that's worthy of the topic you discuss the next radio is our job is uh Varbi and Oppenheimer hit theaters July twenty first, What to Day? Still never saw Oppenheimer neither wanted to. Incredible moment. Is that at home? Is that at home yet? Appy? Yeah? I think so? Okay. You know what I tried

to watch esterday was the last ride of the Demeter the Vampire movie. I remember when you reviewed it, and I've had it in my mind since I don't know, I want to see a vampire on a boat, Kevin. Next thing, he shows that over Fargo season five. I'm a little far goed out. I just crammed two full seasons in the last month. I love it, but a new variety in my life. I'm not just missionary boy Danny. He's a crammer, a crammer. Crawn is got a cram

Will you sell him? On Fargo? Season five? It's good. Draft two, I'm sure it's great. Four episodes, Thread four to three. It's great. Man, don't want to really fun watch season one, season two and then skip to five. I'm just gonna respect your process. He plowing. I actually like that, thank you. He's a sequential man. Yeah. July twenty third, Brian Harmon won the British Open. Mike destroyed everyone angered the people of Great Britain because they thought he was boring in a

no name, a diminutive lefty out of the University of Georgia. Congratulations Brian Harmon. His wife was your champion. Wasn't there? She was at home taking a walk. She's even watching him destroy the field. He killed everyone there were booing him and heckling him because they wanted someone cool. July twenty fourth, we had a show lineup change here at ninety seven won the freak.

What happened that made National News cover Sports Illustrated YEP with Martha They did Martha off of it made the cover of Radio inc. Yeah, Barrett Sports Media and that radio news. I'll get these weird emails from the I didn't sign up for this. I'll tell you what. When I found out about the change, I was pissed. Yeah, I read everyone the riot Act. I remember being on that couch and there and then it hit me.

I don't really have a saying things. Yeah, well, but look at us now, Kevio about the same, the same where we were all everything's about the same. Hight twenty six, the former military intelligence officer David Grush testified to the US House Committee that the US government has been kept in the dark about UFOs, and we're still trying to figure out if that guy, if he's lying, if there's something off about him, or if he's telling

the truth. We thankfully we had the Mexican government to prove their existence with aliens made of cake. What there is it? Cake? Aliens? I don't know. We gotta get the knife out and see is it angel food? It's the cake. Let you if that testimony had happened in like the late eighties, when it was like news and then oh my god, reported Congressional hearing. Would it have hit differently than it happening now because nobody thinks

everything is fake. Yes, So, like we had real former military people saying, hey, guys, there's aliens and we're all kind of like, I don't know. It didn't help that the guy running the whole committee's testimony, like the guy in charge of bringing it in and out and getting him up to the stand was making jokes the whole time that country gayam Tennessee. That did not help anyone go, well, yeah, they got a point here. This guy's just making a mockery of it, a common mockery of

it. So August third, Lizzo denied allegations of three former dancers. Oh yeah, they said she created a hostile work environment. Mike s Roy did a segment tearing down the idea of being torn down. Yeah, I did. It was beautiful. Yeah, thank you, eloquent, prepared, well thought out, Marconi material cut down. You tried to save Lizzo's career, and I combing you congratulations. Some people say weird things, and then they get their other people to say the same weird things. Everyone says, well,

that weird thing must be true. Yeah, necessarily. August sixth The lady in Beaumont was mowing eloquent ha the lady with Beaumont was mowing when she was attacked by a hawk and a snake at the same time. Then she later joined the Downbeat to discuss the details of the worst threesome ever. I forgot that one. That's one of our people of the year. Cheers. She would be my time magazine Person of the Year. Her star burned Brightley. I don't think Taylor Swift was attacked by a hawk and a snake.

Well, she was just attacked by a tight end violently. We spent the last branch talking about how their sex life probably is and it's hard to envision. And I support Travis Kelsey, of course you do because you want to be him. No, I don't what an NFL tight end a great one super Bowl champion. Yeah, you're right, I do want to be him. You want to be Travis Kelcey at night, that's what you want. You think he's a puma. Kevin has to proceed with his list of stories.

If we're gonna make it to December, we're gonna make it. Yeah, But that chick was rowing along a snake falls on her arm and a hawk grabs it and everything's hurting her. Incredible, It's incredible. And then Kevio gets her on the air, like the next day, is she still shaking? Yeah? She was like, well it's traumatic. I was like, I'm sorry, I felt kind of bad. But she's screaming for Dale Dale that comes slaving her life for that ninety seconds probably looked like one of

Birmingham's AI Twitter promos. Is that who's doing that? Yeah? Pretty cool. Look August day through eleventh wildfires in Hawaii. Jeez, heavy heavy topic there. Yeah, a lot of loss of life, remember, Yeah, a lot. That was exactly the same day that I had filled out a padded envelope with the address of the Heine Lahini La Heiny whatever it is like, the city that burned because I was sending my Maui gyms in to get repaired. That's right. Remember Yeah, Yeah, I'm like kind of need

these glasses before this trip. But dang it, their whole islands on fire might not be a good time. The sunglasses repair shop is closed. I Google mapped it. I'm like, yeah, that's not flat for their post office has or hands full too. Yeah, So I did my civic duty and waited five days to get my shades fixed. Hero that dude, Yes, yeah, and you got them fixed. Yeah. They rerouted them to Peoria. Their backup. It's weak, get back up. I'm into Peoria.

Nothing going on there. It is weird to just kind of need something that fill out envelope. I've never said the word lahena in my life. And then I'm whatever anyway. Yes. August twenty second, eight people rescued from a cable car dangling in Pakistan for fourteen hours. That was riveting the students, Yeah, students. They were going to school to school on a gondola. Was wow. One of them passed out. Mm hmm, Well I think he had like a had a medical condition or something, yeah,

like diabetic or I don't know, lymphoma something weird. They choppered the first few out right, and then it got dark, and then they had to go shimmy slide, Yes, shimmy slide rescue ops. Clip in, clip in, shommy slide out. Adding more and more at tension to that cable and they could have snapped at any moment and everybody would have fallen to a crucible of death. But everybody out at the bottom of the rocky alcove.

And then when they clipped on the last kid and they wrapped his arms around him and started shimmy slide, bam, the things snapped and fell to the to the earth. I don't think that happened into a Was it a river or was it a just mountains? It was val valley between mountains August six and then it exploded when it at the ground. He's lying and it exploded

just months ago. Dude, who cares? Spice it up? August twenty sixth longest alligator ever recorded in Mississippi fourteen foot three inch alligator captured in the Sunflower River. Weighing how many pounds fourteen foot alligator? How much did it weigh? I'd say, what about twenty thirty pounds of foot? Thirty pounds of foot, forty pounds of foot, keep effing going per foot? I don't know. I just guessed a number three hundred pounds, Oh my god,

to thirty five hundred pounds. No, that's like an elephant. Dude, even more ridiculous. Three hundred pounds ridiculous guesses two hundred pounds alligator, eight hundred pounds, eight hundred pounds fourteen feet. I started at seven thousand and worked out a little bit odd. That's not the biggest alligator. Then let me get I named him big Awl and took pictures of him fifty two feet What what fifty tailboat? Fifty two pounds per foot? Well, that's

what you were working on there. That's pretty good though. August twenty nine, I had at about six hundred pounds a foot. Yeah, you had it way more. I'm like an eighty feet tree h August twenty ninth, the parasite worm was found alive and wriggling inside a woman's brain for the first time in Australia. It was feet Yeah, mucus all right? Next door. September third, max Verse slap Nuts won his tenth straight f one race. Thank you for including that. One hasn't lost since I only included the

biggest stories of the year. Mic absolute dominant season for the Dutch Lion max Ver staffing. September fifth, Joe Jonas files for divorce from Sophie Turner after four years of merge. Danny, he love redheads. Yeah, she's great. She's kind of bond now though, would you marry her? No? You wouldn't. No, Sophie Turner, No, I'm not going to marry anybody. Question is, would she marry me? If she just walked in here in a beautiful sequin gown and got on her knee and asked you to

marry her? What would you say? Ask her? What are you doing? And why do I know you? Yeah? And she's like, dude, I have a castle and you need to make a poo poo in your homeland of England. She has a castle. No, but I mean you have a nice house. But it's her house is nicer than your house. There's no question she I probably asked two houses. Yeah, fame as whatever. Yeah, I wouldn't work. Look, I just hung Christmas lights last night. I'm not moving to England to a castle. I need to enjoys.

Yeah she wanted to enjoy just last night. Seriously, So I want to enjoy them through the holiday season. I'm not moving to England. Okay, so tell her first quarter, we can reassess. We'll see how the ratings go. She's got a drinking problem, all, oh, yeah, that's what I need. She's young, drinking, just having fun to date a young english woman that's an alcoholic that lives in a castle and not worth twelve million bucks. She hangs out with Taylor now because Taylor gets off on

Herbie and like, oh, you broke up with the Joe. I broke up with the Joe. He's like writing writing material. Yeah, Taylor, dude, if you play your cards right, you could. I see what you're doing. I see this is a very circuitous way of you getting the Taylor. You want me to date an incredible girlfriend who looks like Taylor Swift and you look like Travis Kelcey in like some deranged world. That's that's actually corn insult. Dude, you're hotter than Travis Kelson. I'm not turn your

microphone off. September thirteenth, convicted murderer Daniello caval Kante escaped to Pennsylvania Prison Calne. They got him two weeks later, the old tiny guy. I can't believe he escaped for two weeks in the woods. September seveneenth, Russell Brand accused of rape and sexual assault by four women. And it couldn't have happened to a bigger dick than him. I hope all of it's true because there is no poor, self serving, egotistical narcissistic blowhard than that numb nut.

There are some candidates, but yes, he is right. He's up there world of pure entertainment and comedy. He loves himself so much, he does. But yeah, no, bet, yeah, it's easy to tell. But also just accused. Yeah, those, but yeah, we're pulling into the accusation train station. Danny choo Choo September twenty four info all aboard choo Cho any more information. September twenty fourth, the Dallas Cowboys lose to the Cardinals, but that game overshadowed by Taylor Swift attending a Chiefs game same

day. That was the day, remember those days. September twenty sixth, though, I got audio on this one, guys, A funny press conference situation involving our friend at Iowa Cade McNamara. Oh yeah, just being on the same page because we know these guys are gonna come a lot. I mean, there's but no, but they have like a seventy eight They're in a high seventies percent pressure, So i'd appreciate ifning of you guys posted a video of that. But yeah, I mean, I mean, we have

to be on key with our hots. We gotta be on key with our protection. So damn, who was unexpected that? But Dade draft this man. I agree. I don't care if he can play. They can't know. He's really bad. Yeah, and he said protection and he got away nine times. It's so funny. I love him. Yeah, he came back the funniest dude. I will quarterback together one more time, just being on the same page because we know these guys are gonna come a lot.

I mean, there's it's amazing good. I love him. That's so funny. We would have been friends. We would have been friends. We can still be friend. Yeah. Yeah. September twenty ninth, you two opened the sphere sear. Wow, they're still playing Jesus. Yeah, that's the thing. They're still there. Got to be tired of it. They're same set list then, like they're visa going to expire or something. Yeah, right, that's legal. So much has gone into the art of it.

They can't switch the order, they can't get one note off, and it's all synced up. They are dying to just go play in a pub. Please one pub us one stick. I don't care what. No lights please no lights. Yeah, they're so sick of lights O my god, that's seriously. I bet they have nightmares and dreams once this is all said and done. You know, like when you go to six Flags and ride a roller coaster and you go to bed that night, you still feel like you're

on it. Yeah, they're gonna be stuck in in sphere brain for like the next six months when this tour ends. Are living at the Venetian, gotta be right, Yeah, but I guess I don't know that. I mean, they were taking like a play and then take a week off, but when they're there, they live in the in the six or five however many there are best rooms of the Venetian. Is a week off enough time to go back to Ireland and hang out and then come back to sphere.

David Bono probably lives in New York, right, Jupiter, Florida or wherever. Yeah, wherever all these Brits get rich and move to. They want hot sun and land, and they don't move back to their castle. Yeah, like Ed Sheeran, Yeah, like Sophie turned our owns. October first, Europe dominates the United States and the Ryder Cup sixteen and a half to

eleven and a half. Yeah, in hindsight, I'm glad I went to Buffalo for that Bill's game where they whipped the Dolphins, but it sort of took me a little away from the locked in ryder cup I would have had, because that must have just been depressing. And for you, your favorite sporting event in the world. Yeah, waking up at three am and going to get snacks, you know, and watching the US get destroyed on the couch was great. October third to thirteen foot python missing at an Oklahoma City

trailer park, Kevin, probably one of my favorite stories. There was no story that you tracked more diligently than that nonsense. I was making calls off for harassing their their needy news department and what was the guy's name, red Reptile America whatever that want? The guy that said he was going to live stream the live stream it and then didn't. I called him. He was like insurance building waivers and I was like, get the snake, snake cattom

line, you're a hero, Get the snake. Who cares what the insurance says. We can't lose any more. Grandma's damn ougged over seventh Amos attacks Israel got Lee October ninth, world record set for heaviest punkin Yay, that's fun. Was it heavier than the crocodile? Yes? Okay? Was it really? Oh? Yeah, I guess that weight? Is it something neither you nor I are very official? Twenty two hundred pounds higher a four thousand

pounds parking Jesus not gonna be a four thousand pounds. Twenty two hundred to four thousand is not that big of a spirit of four thousand pounds pumpkins? Okay, okay, twenty four hundred pounds, Okay, there you go, twenty seven forty nine. Yeah, you think the heaviest pumpkin's only twenty four? He looks at me like I said it was a million pounds? How many pumpkin pies? Could that get you? As many as you want? I mean true technically depending on the size of the dish? Six hundred and

eighty seven. Was it a singing pumpkin? Yes, it's saying real deep like this. What's your favorite star? Wist Little Boy? October twenty third, Danny the Boner Baylist, Magic, Mike, and Cavio load up in a beautiful prosper Ford suv and head down to Houston for Game seven. The alcs. Well, the Rangers beat the Ash Shows eleven to four. The real heroes of twenty twenty three. Yeah, you here, Send the Boner Patrol southbound. You need to go get a win. You send the hot

boys. We did it. What do we bring back? Had we not gone? Ratings, ratings and a calendar full of World Series eight? Yeah, had we not gone and they lost that game, there's no World Series. There's no World Series. It's over none. Well, a month ago and a week ago, the Rangers won the World Series. A month in a week. Crazy, It feels like a long time sort of right. I have to wear this damn dirty ass hoodie that have born sixteen times,

just to remind myself. You have worn it every day. I didn't where yesterday. Why didn't you say five weeks? I should have said five a week. It would have been better. November third, thirty eighth Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees include Willie Nelson, Sheryl craw Rage, Against the Machine, Missy Elliott, George Michelle, Sha Ka Khan and the Spinners,

and more. And then November twenty third, Deron Bland breaks the NFL single season record for interception returns for a touchdown with his fifth That is your year end timeline. Dude. You did it to the minute, and that was with jokes. Cy dude, you had really good weight, good weight to that segment. Wait to go, bro, play good job everyone. It is good to remember the things that have happened this year, except for the bad things that have happened this year, and the people have died. Will

tell you about that. In about twenty five minutes, the guitar is tuned, Mikey is it? Oh yeah, guitars in tune. The Dead song comes up. But first we're gonna tell you what's gonna happen in Cowboys and Eagles Sunday Night, Ghost Pepper Pavilion Time Scorching Hot predictions next to ninety seven of the Free

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