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The Poll Dance

Mar 13, 202423 min
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The World Premiere of a brand new segment, The Poll Dance. Is this Dak's lowest moment as Cowboys QB?

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak Weezer Wednesday. Everyone. That's what we're doing here on the downbeat for you went a little outside of our realm yesterday we talked to Charlie and Promo, So Charlie hook us up. Man. Some people are going on spring break things. We've got a lot of hard working people going to work this week while others are just lounging on a beach for spring breaks. Just really up the any a little

bit. How about five pair weez your tickets at a show that just got announced this week at the American Airline Center September twenty ninth. It's okay, cool, so five pair. If you listen throughout the show, you'll learn how when you'll have a chance to win tickets. And that takes us to now. We'll do a poll dance in a minute. What I think is the lowest moment and Dak Prescott's quarterback history of a Dallas cow Boy tell you about that in a minute. But let's go ahead and go to our pole

dance. I'm sorry to our Weezer Wheel of Wonderment contestants because I've got a wheel on the board let's go six callers. Look at all these people and they're all they all have a spot on the wheel with a chance. So let's go to Jeremy and Dallas real quick. Hello Jeremy, Hey, what's going on? Do you like? Do you like Weezer? I love Weezer? All right? You play video games, Jeremy. I played the video game, Mikey, what are you playing? The most? Right now?

The most? Right now? I've got a eapga because I'm gonna make the cut on the US Open today. So who do you think? Who do you think? Not Scotty Shuffler. Who do you think is gonna win the players this week? Not Scottie? I'm gonna say, is Tiger Woods still playing golf? No? Seriously, probably Mantiyama would be my horse. Yeah, okay, not a bad pick, not a bad pick. Pick. Popy on hold, Jeremy, right, thank you, Popy on home. Hi, Gina and Weatherford, you're live on the radio and DFW. Hey,

friends, how's it going? Pretty good? What are you doing? IM just enjoying the morning on the deck. Yeah the dog coffee? Yeah, already got my coffee. I've been I was listening this morning so I'm already hopped up on coffee. We're already drinking at like five point thirty. What are your dog's names? There is Bitty Corby or Pudding and Tuesday. Popyon hole, Gina, Okay, keep going, Mikey. Hi, Adam and Denton Adam, good morning, Good morning, guys. I'll be going.

What's your whole deal? I'm sitting here at my home office, just working right now. How many screens you got up too? Actually tell us what they are exactly? Be honest. Well, I do accounting, so I don't know if I can quite disclose that information. Pop you on hold, Popy on hold? See Adam? All right, someone else do this? Danny, No, it's Ryan in Mansfield. Kevin. Hi, Ryan, Hey, what's up? How many screens do you have up right now? Three? But I'm driving, so that's good. What kind of car

do you have? Is it nice? Not? Really? It's old? Are you poor? I'm not that kind of person. Okay, if you're poor or a pop on hole? Ryan, Casey and Lewisville. Hi, Casey, Hello, how are you all? See? We're gonna pop you on hold? Now hold on, give Casey a minute. Casey should get a question casey, you ever had a sandwich? A sandwich? Have you ever had one? I don't believe I have. They're neat. You should try one one time. Hey, Eric and Weatherford, what's what's going on

with you this morning? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. What's the worst sandwich? Eric? The worst sandwich? YEA, probably a rubin. I don't like bribe bread. That's incorrect, it's egg salad. We're gonna to put you on holdayswer, Yeah, you've lost you on the wheel. Okay, all six of these contestants are on the wheel of Weezer Wonderment. Okay, so basically we will spin it. Oh, they sure as hell are. And if you see it, yeah, so we're gonna be

amazing. Six people on a wheel will spin it. Whoever the lands on gets to go see Weezer with the Flaming Lips and Dinosaur Junior on September twenty ninth at the American Airlines Center. Tickets go on selling live Nation Friday at ten. Okay, JJ, should we introduce to everybody again or no? I think I think enough. Check in. Let's check in onto the other field before we spin it. Okay, Yeah, usually check in with one of the Oh there she goes, this is legit. Well I'll say that

one at the same time, so you know it's true. Jeremy from Dallas. Let's pop Jeremy on real quick think hesign one. Hey Jeremy, Hello, Hey, you just want the the Wiser Wheel And y'all aren't gonna believe me, but I am the official, unofficial imputy of the Freak and I am doing a happy day in my in my house. Okay, be careful, are you uh? Are you prosthetic on right now? Prosthetic is on. In fact, while I was on hold, I finished placing prosthetic on. So, yes, do you have uh, you know, like Kevin

has he wears only a T shirt and underwear at home? Do you have like a casual, home comfortable prosthetic that's different from more formal public prosthetic. So I do. Actually I have three different feet that I can wear, thank you. Yeah, not a dumb question any Yeah, so walking, walking foot, golfing foot, and then as I call it, my go to town foot. If I want to put my cowboy boots on and be like, yeaha ohot one with like a rubber rubber actually for that thing you

just take that old bad boy right off. So yeah, oh do you go? No prothetic at all? When you're when it's time, it's a it's a it's a fifty to fifty depended upon which way things are going to go. Yeah, the old numbr I'll leave that up to you. Up to you. We're not involved. We're just asking you stuff. Just because the questions answered doesn't make it a good question. Jeremy, have you ever gotten yourself in a scrap and had to remove your prosthetic to beat the living

daylights out of your opponent? I've always wanted to know, No, but I have threatened that before. In fact, out of post Malone Saturday concert with my nephew, I threatened somebody with if you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna take off my leg and beat you to de Yeah yeah really yes, all right, Well you're going to Weezer's, so ask him so many more questions. We do love you, Jeremy, that he supports the hell out of this dude. Well you won. We'll see it Weezer.

Okay, I'm excited, all right, but you're off the wheel. Our others are still on though. Freedom out again. Oh, Yeah, Jena and Weatherford, Adam and Denton, Ryan and Mansfield, Casey Lewisville, Eric Weatherford. Uh, the winner has been removed, so you now have a twenty percent chance of winning this thing. I see the five names, I see the wheel, and I see jj click in the middle of it. Ten bucks on Adam kill me? And about the father? Dean is going? No WZ or ging, no bees? Or which are your dogs?

Are you going to pry with you to the concert? Gina? Gina, it's Jina. What's up? I'm so excited. Oh my gosh, that's cool. Right, it's super cool. Yes? What else? I love y'all? What else? Listening on the freak? Who do you rank us in order? Not sexual, but just who you like? Kevin, Danny and Mike And be honest, it's okay third place contact well, non sexual, big thing it's going to come into play here. I'm gonna go Kevio, Danny, Mike, Mike on hold Old Spin again, spend free

spent. It looks like Kevin's going to Weezer too, A boy, I am I am going with Gina. No, that was an invitation you you got number one? YEA real question there? Yeah, it's who you bring in, all right, Gene, We'll put you a whole for real.

Congratulations, Jeannifer Listener. Thanks to everybody else for playing was right. It was very nice of you guys to call in, and guys keep listening in, gals, keep listening, because sometime between now and ten am, when the show ends, we will give away two more pairs of tickets to see Weezer before you can even buy them online. My incredibleness, and I would imagine it's a pretty pricey ticket, just because if they're celebrating the blue album,

the Flaming Lips and Dinosaur Junior are on the bill. So much so much Dango's Morning News in twenty Right now it's time for a brand a new world premiere of this segment. KT has put together a series of stories involving polls. Su Kat has put together a series of spe We're gonna make love to them the pole Dance. This is a I have, like you, just so many polls and surveys and stuff, and sometimes I just go. Sometimes I see them and they do catch my attention and I think about it

a little bit. But I'm gonna start with this what I think might be the lowest moment in Dak's career, and that's not involving it off the field case that he's dealing with right now. Yesterday, on the ninety seven one of the Freak Instagram page story, I posted, what would you rather have Sam Darnold one year ten million or Dak Prescott at fifty million? Because the Minnesota Vikings have replaced Kirk Cousins with Sam darn the ten million. Fifty nine

percent of our audience have voted said Sam Donald, WHOA really? So is it true? You're kidding that most Cowboy fans would rather have Sam Donald for cheaper than Dak according to the poll. That's what the poll said. Mind, I don't believe Poles. Well then that there was a real wrench into this segment. Devin, he's just made up his mind. He just he's not believed I am about to get into I don't believe. I know surveys aren't acturate. I wish we'd have known this before. Yeah, you should

have. The pole dance was about he thought you were going to bring in strippers. I choose not to produce. This is why you're so supportive last night? Yeah, sure, tons of movies I think people want to click something. They want to click the crazier answer like, I don't think they're actually giving you their real opinion. But I think a decent percentage are fed

up with Dak, especially that number. I mean, if Minnesota happens to be good next year with new players that they've added, I like intentional quarterback downgrade quality and money in an effort to stack everywhere else on your team, and think that the downgrade from Cousins to Donald will not be as bad as the upgrade you're getting elsewhere. That's sort of interesting to me. Yes, but Dak way better. But they also still didn't have the money to sign

their all pro pass rusher Daniel Hunter and went to the Texans. So it's like, oh, no, interesting if you think Sam Donald, oh my god, I mean Sam Donald, we don't know what he is, you don't know, but we know Dak's pretty good. I know. Okay, got this. This is only fifteen hundred men who were surveyed here, but they were asked about their health. Fifteen hundred men. As far as celebrities go, what man did men say had the ideal body type? Bill Elliott

not Bill Elliott? Well, who else Kevin Jesus, how do you even know what Bill Elliott's body looks like? He's always wearing a damn jumpsuit with stickers on it. He could have the most non defined We know. He probably has good calves because his foot's got to be real good on the one one. Yeah, I guess both His arms are probably just sticks. Do you know what you were holding like one hundred pounds of weight in your extended arms for three hours every Sunday? Yeah, dude, Bill Elliott, I'm

sticking with it even if you say it's wrong. Bill Elliott is a famous NASCAR driver for those that didn't know. So no other guesses, Okay, no, David Beckham, it's a good one. Uh my ideal body. If I could choose celebrities, he's age appropriate. I think he's fifty two, would be noted actor justin Throw Okay, dude is shred and he also is from the meatpacking district. Absolutely is. He'll wear some sweatpants on you go on a jog and then new in that scene to prime the pump.

Like, if I know I'm in a movie I'm doing a sweatpants scene, I'm gonna be like, yeah, I'm in my trailer. No, let me know, right before this we start squeezy squeezy, and then come out, go go, and then I jog and then we're thumping around and you know it's gonna be on you know. Oh haha, that's stupid. I don't know. It was just jogging. Tabloids. Yeah, these tabloids are

so dumb, all planned, all planned. The answer was Michael B. Jordan, Okay, yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that ideal body type from them. Sorry, I was getting everything's great, everything's great. We just had a chance to book him in studio, but we declined. Yeah, because you weren't paying attention. So yeah, get into yes votes. It was going to be today on Wednesday, we were going to do we were going to do Where's Wallace? Thursday? But JJ wasn't paying attention Wallace.

Why wouldn't that be on Wednesday? Because Weezer took it all right, took it much like they took Wallace's life in season one. We didn't have wire Con tickets for today wire Con, which celebrity had the least desirable body type according to fifteen hundred men surprised by fifteen hundred national Yeah, jeffskin Wade is my honestly, because my guess would be former Kansas football coach Mark Mike Mangino, not Mark rang Mike allegations for you know, the Mark Mangino allegations.

No, he was a very large man with apparently short arms. Oh, he couldn't. He would have to take showers with after what do you mean after what? Every time? Oh? After papooyah, because he couldn't. Like maybe a case state rumor that started. No human is built to where they can't. Good for Mangino, bear, we should all take showers after doing horrible deed. I had a college football insider friend who traveled the Big twelve and did a lot, and he was like, no, that's true,

man, Is it Mark or Mike Mark? Are you sure? No? I think it's Mike Mangino. I about you. Three hundred and thirty three dollars, it's Mark. None of it matters, Timothy Shalloony was your answer? Really? I think you're a waif man. Now. People don't want to be the dainty boy. Oh that's not the least least desirable bodye okay, okay, thank you to be a little dainty boy. Well we're good. We're good on that. Seventeen percent of guys, So they'd be

willing to pay ten thousand dollars if they could lose twenty pounds overnight. Say that again, set one in five, we'll round up. One in five guys would be willing to pay ten thousand dollars if they could lose twenty pounds overnight. Just twenty twenty down tomorrow. But your ten k lighter in the

pocketbook? Uh, say that again? Would you? Because you're the leanest of the three of us, would you snap your finger lose weight if you could, like you feel like you're what do you mean, Danny doesn't need to I don't. I agree you don't need that. Are you your ideal weight? I'm a little I'm probably five pounds heavy. So if you could snap your finger, five pounds is what you would choose to. Yeah?

One second, I'm one one seventy nine. I like being around one seventy three just because the skinny guy little belly, yeah, always just looks ridiculous. I'm working on it, but yeah, I'd like to drop about five right around the mid sex. It's hard to do when you get older. Yeah, but yeah, I don't think i'd pay that. If I just ate what I'm supposed to and walked five miles a day, I'd be fine.

Time I'm two, right, and how do I compete? If I'm too skinny to lose twenty pounds to meet Malcolm's leftovers, that would put me at one ninety five. I'd love to be one ninety five. So I'm two fifteen right now. One ninety five would be lean. But I don't have ten k. Yeah, not for that one question or no, I just kind of thing. One third of men open to the idea of taking weight loss drugs. Most would be willing to pay about fifty dollars a month

for it. Okay, the Olympics of this world, that type of thing which is getting approved a ton. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on that thing. Let's end it with pizza stats. You know. I read one doctor was like, we really won't know until we really won't know until about three years from Nowza how I really like and all the d's start falling off. Yeah, it just seems like anything other than exercising and eating. Sensibly, it's eating. It's all it is. Everybody wants a

short cut. Everybody wants a short cut, and every damn shortcut comes back as being detrimental to your head. And their defense, shortcuts are the best for everything. We'll end it. No, I'm a skip pizza. No, not doing this one, dude. This is a larger sample size. Thirty five thousand adults were asked, do you think you're cool? Okay, so we need to go what percentage thirty five thousand? What percentage I apologize to slandered the pole dance earlier? Yeah, and misunderstood how it was because

I am enjoying this. I'll thank you. Thirty five thousand adults were asked are you cool? What percentage said? Yes? Okay, I have a number locked in. I don't shoot, I'm not. It's not a joke answer because I was right at seventy one. I'm gonna switch it to sixty nine. Okay. It's lower of people that think they're cool. Yeah, I think it's probably under fifty. It's actually fifty three percent. I think they're cool. Fifty six percent of men think they're cool, fifty one percent

of women think they're cool. So women, go ahead and get that confidence up. You're cooler than you think. But this is what I found to be the most interesting racial demographics. Okay, white people, what percent of white people I think they're cool? Higher percentage of white people think they're cool than minorities. Oh boy, I don't know. Is that higher or lower than they gat lower than the average, don't you do you think? I don't know. That's a great question. I have white people, Hispanics,

and black people. Okay, Whites, i'd say fifty one, forty five percent, Okay, there you go, Hispanics right in the middle, fifty fifty five percent, Spanic sixty one percent all right, okay, and and then black one hundred. Yeah, I bet it's over seventy. It is seventy four percent. Really yeah? Oh yeah, you know what, They're right. They probably underestimated. Dude, so cool. Damn it. This was good. This was good. I like the pole dance. You don't

talk for the pizza one. Christina heard that tease, and she's probably all excited. Yeah. Five k five thousand adults asked about pizza. Most popular type of crust, Oh, okay, a regular thin, yeah, thin, always the thin, stuffed, thick, stuffed a second second, twenty you can't even get stuffed in most places don't even want it. Gimmick. Most popular style New York Style, New York Style. Most popular topic You're very easy. Half seconds after pep, you're doing so good, Kevin,

you were the question what's going up this morning? New All right, So ladies are always on the lookout and always uh uh probably concerned about their safety when going out to bars. Well, there's a string of bars in Atlanta where dudes have been the target. We'll talk about that next

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