Too too, Too too four. It's Thursday, Lalla la. It's the most underrated station Metroplex. You're a ninety seven to one, the free for the downbeat, and we're going to give you a lot of money today to a dam. It's the return of Downbeat Dollars. If there's another radio show that's gonna venmo you money directly just because you spun a wheel and didn't land on the wammies, I don't know. Point them out to me. You can't, you can't. Dandy ballis is here, Mike's Roy's here, Jay
Jackson here, I'm Kevin. Get some bad news coming up at six thirty. Get ready, goold, get bad. We might have to do down be dollars in person. Yeah, I may just go out to the street and start handing out some money. What if we do that, then we'll just take it to Spring Valley and do the right thing. Give it to that couple. Yeah, the chance are they're bothered bothering me, But I don't know what the There's just a young couple that lives under that bridge.
Hot. Okay you said it, Yeah, Yeah, there's a hot couple that lives under the bridge. Or are you saying like hot for a homeless No, I mean, I don't know, they're just I saw the girl this morning. Interesting, What does the guy look like because he's usually under a sleeping bag when I rolled by, I saw him both today. I mean, what they doing equivalent cooking? No, she was leaning against the
far cement pole and he was managing the cart's possessions. Yeah, but and then he had shorts and his T shirt on today, and I was first thing. I was like, you know what, it's a warm morning compared to what we've had. It was sixty three when I first checked this morning. Sixty two and a half percent is all you need. It's sixty three right now. I had, they'll wake up and until the night last night, going do we do? We do it? Do we? I did it? I thought about it. I got hot you a seed up last
night. I thought about it. We talk about that in a second. I won't even more about this homeless thing. Well, I don't know that I have that much. But they've been there for six months at least, and I always have to do the hard loop, and I'm you know, you guys get here earlier than me, so I kind of you know, I'm not in a rush, but I I don't have time to stop and have a chat, But don't you. I just want to. I was like, I would have thought, now, six months into this, we
would have formulated a plan, been on our way back. There was I was curious if you could kind of describe them, because about three years ago there was a couple, a young couple that I would say thirty or maybe under. It's hard to tell when you spend every waking moment in the sun
and your skin is just absolutely baked. Yeah. We yeah, but they used to camp out at Jim Miller in thirty and I'd see them every day and they were like very I mean, they were just you could tell there were people that they ended up here, you know, but very attractive, like a good looking couple. Yeah, Like the guy looked like he could be a I don't know, like an Italian aerobics instructor or an Italian yoga instructor, like fit and handsome, and the girl was fit and handsome.
But they just their clothes are always dirty and old. And I was like, man, how did this happen? Right? You know, it happens to anybody. Just shows you that that that world has no restrictions on it. All are welcome. Unfortunately, all are welcome. And I was just wondering it might have been the same folks, because I know those you know, those little camps can move around all over Dallas. Honestly, in the
blur that I go past them, I've never gotten a great look. But I saw him today and it looked you could have told me that was Timothy Charlemagne. Yes, it might be the same. It might be the same couple. Lean, but he kind of had shag shag hair. And then she was against the last cement pole and she was kind of sitting and she was kind of short hair too, but like Lean and you know, drive by glance, very attractive, both of them. I think Lean is also
a byproduct of eating. Yeah, I don't mean, like, who's her model? Lean her actress? Yeah, I don't know actresses all that game. Anne Hathaway, Anna Kendrick, No, Anne Hathaway, didn't you have short, dark hair for a while full pixie cut? Yes, because they may have been like a pixie cut. Yeah, you want to head down there? Do you think the wireless will stretch that far? I don't think. I'm I mean I like, and I'm not. I want to help, But then why I help them? I don't know the one young,
possibly hot white couples that I see, right, they're the ones. They're the focus on R exactly. That's all. It's just a sad story. It seems a typical of you know, the stereo. It's like when Leonardo DiCaprio and Meryl Streep get the Oscars gift bags? Right? Yes, do you need it? Right? They do? They do? That is interesting
though? Is that never like you know, I see him every morning, but they're usually sleeping ye underneath it by you see hot attached, Yeah, it's that very often in hot putting it yeah, by drive buying off for my help? Okay, I really want to help. Uh you, I point to the girl. What can I do for you? What can I do for you? Five dollars H, ten dollars B fifteen? What are you doing? What are you doing? Twenty for the Z help out? Uh? What were you about to say? Me or him? You were
working together to try to figure out how to help them. Yes, you started throwing out letters. You turned Wednesday your air conditioning on. Yeah I did. I turned American Destron. It was seventy four, I was laying in bed and I'm like, wait, well, hot, do I have reliant I can ask that thing to do anything and it'll just snap dance, let's go perfect. I haven't done that yet, but it has been all windows open in the house and it has been glorious. Ceiling fan on three,
both windows open in the bedroom. It's aired out. It doesn't smell like butthole in there anymore, or dog or diaper is great, just peaceful sleep windows. Yeah. I don't even get the sound of the the intermittent traffic driving by, you know, on on my street, and then the sound of the highway, which is a very distant sound, but it just is whispering a lot of that. It's pleasant. I was at seventy. When you wake up in the puddle of sweat, you know, you're just
like, God, okay, what's going on? And my watch too, because some of you're my watch and it's like, oh, it's forty one degrees outside, and it's like, oh, it's sixty seven degrees outside. And I was like, oh, all right, oh not bitching. By the way, love love this time of year when the weather's nice. It's one of the great byproducts of this time of year too. Is you get that one maybe one and a half month period where your electricity bill is forty
three dollars, right, Mikey, No, not forty three. I just don't run the system for like a month. Yeah, but I mean you're not using your heat either, so your gas is low and your electrics low. It's just okay. But were you all heater on last weekend? Yeah? But I don't remember. I mean, dude, it was like I woke up on Saturday or Sunday morning it was fifty two degrees in my house. I'm like, look, we're turning the heater on. That's just happening.
Now, we're turning it on. It's cold at fifty two. But boy, I woke up last night it was like seventy two in the house, Like, okay, geez, thinking about it, and I decided not to. I put my finger on nearly just lifted up. It was flipped on. The swamp cooler. Almost did it, and I'm probably gonna do it. The swamp cooler, that big ass thing your grandparents had. That thing was massive, the curved metal slats. It was like the size of
the first HD TV. Yeah, remember that thing. It was up in the one of the meeting rooms at the ticket that Mark Cuban gave us. That thing weighed like three thousand meals. And then one day we showed up for work and it was just gone, Why is that the one that we
got in trouble with? Uh? Yeah? And then at the new building that we put no no, no, no no the maple Okay, at the new building once they had that new conference room, Yeah, and they they put a new TV in there and we were doing wacky bits on the weekend, and then we were filming TV. We put a uh popular Yeah, I don't mention it. We put a screenshot on the new TV and it's it's the dumbest picture. It's Mike and cash and it's me and machine
and we're on the moon. And I think Dan Bennett walked in and was like, why is Mike siroys He had a big meeting with corporate types now they all walked in and then touch someone touched the mouse, you know, and the TV illuminates and it's the four of you not heads on the moon? Is that all it was? On the moon? Because I thought it
was worse than that. It might be because there was one of the Sirk TV episodes where I think it was me and you know, the camera and you walk into that exact meeting room and I'm just pants at ankles, sitting on top of a flower pot with a newspaper, and I kind of like, oh, say excuse me. It was just and I thought it was that image. It was I that was because the girls just dancing too.
There's that one, and then there's one where you're watching and there's like a girl took what was like ads, you know, come meet a twenty seven year old in your area. He's just dancing, except by like as like shake it, let's go come on. Yeah, oh was funny. It was, And it was definitely a time and a place. Yeah, time caps couldn't do that now. But the swamp cooler, Yeah, we're burying the lead here. True. Kevin has a swamp cooler. Kevin swamp cooler.
We're coming over. Today's a day you're not. We're going to go change the sheets in the hole where a dishwasher should be so you can sleep clean tonight. We're gonna do a wellness check on your fiance. Yeah, that might be it. I haven't seen her in months since you asked. I love that we perpetuate the I don't know, maybe it's a myth, maybe it's not. But the idea that Kevin just lives in Qualler absolute squalor
in a decent house too, it's just mall. Okay. See you have a dishwasher that doesn't work, right, You have a dishwasher from like the seventies, it's green, it doesn't work, and you have some weird washer dryer situation. Is that? Is that correct? Yeah? That you have to put a well wash your jars in the it's in the garage. You don't have the spaceport inside, but they work, they're operational. Yeah. Okay. What else doesn't work in your home? Yeah? Right now my
oven? Oh that's right, the oven. My stove works. My oven doesn't stovetop? Fine oven. Yeah. So probably like when you're when you're making plans or you're putting away money to think, oh, we're going to blast open this kitchen, you know, knock a wall down and then like remodel the kitchen. You know, I'm not going to get a new dishwasher in new oven today. Let's just do it all at once, And when will you do that when you have the proper funds to blast open the kitchen.
So we're waiting on that and the security to know that if you spend those funds, you're not going to need have needed them later. Yeah, I know, to pay your mortgage that doesn't have a mortgage. Yeah, that's why she pays me rent and for all dinners she does and designated drives me. She's a good woman. She is she is great, she is hot. That's why I let her have so many affairs. Affairs. Who says that, what are we on dynasty or on dynasty? Oh? Can
I play something for you guys in a fan logan? Are you haven't an affair? No? I can't believe you would ask me that. That means yes. Okay, So in twenty minutes we'll tell you the big story in the world today. We might be getting cyber attacked as we speak, and you might be going, well, that can't wait, it can it can't? It must it must. Saturday Night Vive is this week, and I told you guys, Shane Gillis is the host. Okay, we did a little bit of the story a few weeks ago. He was hired by Sturday
Night Live at twenty nineteen, he was fired. He was fired. You fight it like three hours later went some ad stuff that he had said on a podcast had gone out and look some of the stuff like you're being edgie comedian. I'm cool with. I don't love it when it's racially insensitive as he had a you know, kind of an Asian slur I think we could say. And so I spent a little bit of time lest night not much. Bro. I was like, Okay, let me I don't know much
about him. I knew he was a big name. Let's watch some stuff. I found some stuff funny. There's some funny crap. This guy's funny. So, like you, you're there for a reason. So Saray Night Live is like, Okay, the controversy's great, let's have him on. Okay, So he's hosting Sarta Night Live this week, even though he was fired by the show five years ago. Don't see this very often. They did this with Norm McDonald one time. But one thing that Shane Gillis was
good at is a trumpetpersonation? Really, yes, would you have to hear it? I'm always up for a new Trump impression. Okay, this is up there with one of the best I've ever heard, because I'm terrible at it. To be good at it, so bad at it, it's intoxicating. Now you're good, You're good. Yours is passed pretty good. It nine times further than Biden yesterday. Aboo, we can hear him crying. I said after it, let me tell you something. He cried quite a
bit. I wouldn't have cried. Ride baby back, daddy. That's what we were all calling. A lot of guys would knock on the front door. Not these guys, not our guys, Not our guys. Our guys went through the wall. They blew up his roll and they used dogs. Beautiful dogs. Beautiful dogs is the funniest details good. I wish I could
do that, man, you can. He had it. I tried to practice one night, like I got a YouTube thing going, and it was trying to look at instructional videos and guys that are really good at it, trying to teach you how to do it. It's really hard to do an authentic one. Everybody tries to do this, you know, just gravel your guys and go up and down like this and say wild stuff. But yeah, it's there's a nuance to it that if you capture it, that's about
perfect. That's really good. So we're gonna have dueling trumps with him and uh James Austin Johnson, who does this does what they should call the show Velma. Why did they call the show Velman. Velma's the one doing everything, friend, Dafne. They just over there porking in the corner. They're not doing they're not doing any of them making not being unhelpful. Okay. Fred just drives. Fred's judge the drive. He doesn't drive the plant,
and he doesn't drive the mystery, and he doesn't solve the mystery. He just moves the van from place to place A to B. I mean, that's amazing. He spent he's still number one at our previous stop. We spent over a year, just Scooby Doo. Scooby does not do he does not. Fred just drives the van A to B. He doesn't drive the plot. He just drives the van and he's just walking through the street right during COVID. But that's to make it look like it's just all off the
top of his head. Like that was a trick, but very funny. It's called Velma's great and then they did a Velma movie and it wasn't good, or a Velma TV show or something. Yeah, I uh, there was a part because he was talking about He's like the announcements. It was a big announcement when they killed a terrorist, and he's like, he died. He goes on National TV he died like a dog. That's such a
wild thing to say. Beautiful. So yeah, I just wanted to throw that out there because there's speculation this is going to be highly rated now. He also joked on his podcast that, uh, what's the famous guy who killed himself on TV? Bud Dwire bud Dwire. He joked on a podcast like if they had might be back to going SNL b d Wire myself because he's shocking comedian guy. Right, I don't think he's gonna do that.
I don't think he is either, but it's just I don't know. And again it's people who like the When we talked about him two or three weeks ago, our text was just are bowling up, like, you guys don't know he's hilarious, And I'm like, well, I'm not saying he's not funny. We were just saying we don't know much about him, and then you like the stuff that's out there about him. Right now, they're resurfacing
all the bad things he said on podcasts. You know, but Shane Gillison twenty one Savage, Oh watch after Yeah, the party at Lady Love to watch on Thursday. Here's something catch up late next week. AI ratings will explode. Did you guys watch The Floor? Yes? I watched it two nights ago, caught out it was one more episode left? Man, what about you? You caught up? I watched it last night and caught up
a special two hour season finale? Oh are you kidding? Yeah, I'm kind of do the math because Rob Low, my friend, did say that next week is the finale, and I'm like, that's weird that they would do the finale and it would just be episode nine. But if it's a two hour, it's like nine to ten, back to back, two hours of the Floor. They break that up. Look, dude, I'm recording that and I'm blasting through it. I don't want to hear them talk to
the people. I don't want you want to get to know new I don't need all of your little things. Just play the damn game. And it's about thirty minutes long. It's brilliant. It's great because when you do that, you can fast forward to about thirty five minutes. You can get that thing in a thirty five minute window. You'll get through all the fluffy. And there's not one character on there outside of Rob Low who's likable. I
want them all to fail. I don't know. I thought the I thought the professor no spoilers, Mike you, I thought the Professor was pretty likable. Got the end. Yeah, the guy that, uh, the most recent epic with the Latin guy, the guy that was really good and really smart. He was too cocky. And I don't like vot I don't like vocally pumped guys. You know, the guys who win and go yo that
game. You prefer them to immediately fall asleep after they win. Yeah, he stuck at the Gabriel, and Gabriel is like, man, I was doing great, you just didn't get called to play yet. That show is great, and I can only imagine what it must be like to stand up there and do it because there are times when I'm trying. I'll play along at home, and there's times that an image will come up and I'm like, uh, leaves a bark shadow. It's tree Danny. They overthink it
because they think it's supposed to be harder than it should be. And then your mind, yeah, is just in such a panic because you're up against the clock that you just cannot find the word for the simplest object, beauty of that game is that pressure, the simplest thing that clearly you know everyone on Earth, well most everyone knows, and he just freeze up and can't find the word. Can you see if you can find the word here? Because the category mic is world capitals, I'm gonna call out the capital,
this family feud, No, none of this is the floor. Oh yeah, now I've seen this so I would destroy you. What are you gonna do? Paris fall correct it? Berlin, Germ, Tokyo, Jappan, played, gree Dublin, Ire, Soul, cor Come on, you're gonna make one our ally Ottawa, can Canberra, ass Manila, Phil, Cairo, Each New Delhi end Tehran ear v u Oss Sam Salvador Oh San Salvador is Oh, that's uh Central a mayor El else else El sal port Ol
Prince oh port of Prince is Haiti hatey direct. That was a tough one for me last night, mag Dad iraq lima huh okay rak of it raped Iceland, yep bu what beroot be root be root is? Uh? Oh my god? Do you want to pass? No? No, I don't want to pass. No. No, you just sit there and lett lab is lb Lebanar, Wellington, Wilmington, Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand, Copenhagen, Denmark. Yes, Caracas, Venezuela. Correct, are we talking? Uh? Narobi Kenya cat man do cat van do is uh? It's
Northern Africa, Nep, Amsterdam, Netherlands. Correct, Brussels. Really well, there's so many You're not done. Brussels. Brussels is a Belgium. Prague, Prague, Prague, Czech Republic. Correct, pray Great Prague. Helensky a girl fining finn Finland. Did you say Helensky, he'll sinking hell Sinki. I followed, I speak, Kevin. I'm just trying to read.
I'm a little just a little bit. You're fine, a little bit of that thing where you can't dislike dated a girl named Helensky, once Helansky, last one, Mike Finland, you nailed Doca doc doca on Saudi Arabio it's uh may dish with dish. Yeah, could have said bang bang money that way money not yet down beat dollars. Yeah, one spin. That's too much task of a man. That is good job, though, I do okay, but you get to retain your expert category foot porn, male
porn stars touch foot porn. You're just sitting at all alone to the red ass looking around. I really think that Steve is going to be really good at movie stars, and Brian's got one hit wonders. I think I'll take I'll try a mic with foot porn. He doesn't look at me, and I'm like, and then it cuts to a different room. She let usn't know what she's getting with me on Footborn. I've seen all the footborn. She doesn't know what she's getting. She walked into the hornet's nest. I
missed her Footborn watched this. Oh man, you guys are funny. Well, well, the floor is great. I am one behind. I will get caught up. I would. You can't do it tonight because we got mavvy mav mav so happy. Yeah, seven o'clock. Derek Lively awesome. I had a couple of things he said on the Ben and Skin Shows today.
It made me. Showed up to the golf course to play golf with Mike yesterday and Julie's husband and she has an I was just Kelly, and I was just smiling because of what Derek Clevely said on the Ben and Skin Show. I mean it was just huh. I got that for at seven, But coming up next the most important thing in the world. Truly are we being cyber attacked right now in this nation? More details next one night, he said, I wont the freak