Oh my Wednesday morning, morning of the very first right seven Freak. Let's freaking chill kick off that tonight. Alma drops out some lake islands seven o'clock, going to get your tickets to ninety seven one the Freak dot Com Round watch Asman Surrey. You can watch it with the downbeat. So a lot going on on today's show. It's the most importantly the Lord of the minute.
I have some streaming platform news that involves sports. And if you're like Danny and you just are tired of bally Man, someone has showed us the way seven o'clock sports at seven, right or Cup one oh one is coming at you. Max Scherzer is talking about coming back seven. I saw the new video board last night at the American Airline Center. Oh, and I felt like I found a bit of a loophole for something. Guardia attached her
phone to it. We have some app you can play electric six in the middle of a Kyrie breakaway or that's more innocent than one I'm thinking, but yes, sort of at seven thirty, that's when that's going down. Eight o'clock, Kyle's something in a chance for the callers out there. The Glen's to get a little action. I'm a titively titled Let's Freaking Chill Kickoff Match or the Let's Freaking Chill Championship or the Gym Carry Championship or now those are
that good yet? And now it's it's been a lot of time on this been busy guy. Let's do so many podcasts? God, dang it, you do a lot of podcasts. Not Yeah, I mean I do more than you Athletic you do? About the about them Cowboys? I've told you before I love the name. I thank you, I thank you. You don't love the content even before I like you. I always really like that name. Do you get it? You know, like, how about them Cowboys? Yeah, of course, Danny, that's what Jimmy Johnson yelled.
You have the Eagles one on the Athletic has it go to It's called Birds with Friends. It's pretty good. That is good. So yeah, there's at least trying. Can we do some mini game of podcast you give us the theme and we try to guess the name. So I've got a bit that I'm I don't I think I'm gonna run it out next week. But I've actually I'm in the process of collecting all this, but I'm gonna go through and get reviews of the shows on the station and you have to guess
which show they're talking about. Oh yeah, so great, we're from anywhere? Get your podcast? Oh okay, okay, yes, I have a bit. I don't know it's a bit, but maybe for tomorrow. And I used to do this on the show with my bro Ham on Saturdays, where anytime we would go anywhere like travel wise, like somewhat interesting. We'd usually do it upon our return, but I may do it tomorrow before We would go on like trip Advisor and read the one star reviews and it turned
out to be really funny. I mean, people will just place you can find the loveliest place on planet Earth and there will be one star reviews if someone bitching about it. There's nothing better than the one star review written by a dude that can write and actually spend some time, yeah, concerting some you know, clever clever lines. It's a blend usually because sometimes there's people who you could tell English is the first language, but it's still funny as
hell. The funniest is like everything was great, but I hated this one guy. Like there's one employee that he's ruined it for him, and they spent the whole time just annihilating that person. And then some they just get it, they get where they were completely wrong. Like one of our favorite ever was this really long one star trip Advisor review where they were just ripping on how bad the fried chicken is at the Jefferson Memorial Gosh, which I
assure you they do not serve chicken. At one time, because i'd been to Washington, we just read one star reviews of like the stuff at all the memorials in Washington. It doesn't do anything. It just sits there and looks at you. So this weekend, I'm going to Buffalo, New York, and we were going to visit majestic and beautiful Niagara Falls, all right, and I already read a couple one star reviews of this natural wonder that, Yeah, that are really funny. Most disorganized who have ever been on?
Yeah, I think one lady was mad that she got a little wet on the Maiden of the Mist, which is the boat that goes into the spray of Niagara. It's all compile those maybe tomorrow for a Halfey, did you take a poncho? Yeah, yeah, you could preview your your trip, yeah, and look for the places to avoid based on these scathing reviews.
I've done a lot of weird Buffalo research this week. I know this is your first you've never been to Niagara or I've been to Niagara actually, but we were on the Canadian side when I was a younger boy, which is Horseshoe Falls, the more traditional one you picture, then they have I think America America Falls because there's three technically waterfalls, and the American one is not quite pretty like the beautiful Horseshoe Falls is. But I was there when
I was a younger boy. But this is my first one. Like Buffalo, knew you work and the American side if if that's what you call all this so, yeah, first time. So if you drink a lot, is it gonna be called Buffalo? I'll quit. That's Kevin Turner. I saw boof last week at Rubber Gloves and didn't I just thought it was yeah, yeah, that was a good show. I thought you were intimating that Mike would get so drunk that he would start boofing. Yeah, start boofing.
I never even really figured out what that was. It's pretty easy. It was in the news for like two weeks, and I still never figured out why what it is? I don't just still don't know. That was an urban dictionariot. Now wasn't that Brett Kavanaugh or Jeff Kavanaugh's older brothers? Yeah, Brett, he was in trouble. I know. Scotty Schwartz used to run around grade school and tell me that he boofed my mammy. But I realized he told everyone that, and then he went on to start a
successful electronics company. Was on television company prize closet worthy low definition televisions. That's like butt chugging? Is moofing? No, it says an urban dictionary. You know the three most I don't want to talk about boofing. Do you know when I it's just BF and burro? When I say buffalo when foods? Did you think of when you say buffalo? Buffalo wings? De DEI okay, yeah, that would be number one. I would say wings.
That might be a little wild wild wings. That's dandy bayless ladies and gentlemen. They named the freaking restaurant after him. Do you know the original alleged original home of the Buffalo Wing, the actual place the famous buffalo established now I can't remember the name of that bar. Yeah, you say it, but buffs boofs it's Boofsfies Boofy's butt wings Anchor Bar. That's right. But boys supposed to know that because it's it's a wide base of knowledge experience.
If you've ever I'm sorry, night or I don't know, read an article, yeah, I've never once seen the Anchor Bar in an article. You have. If you've ever read an article on the history of the Buffalo, why would I have done that? Roy and I both have. I just forgot it. Yeah, I knew that. He knew. He just couldn't think of it. Good job, guys. Well, the Anchor Bars quite famous and known for being the home of the Buffalo. The ones who made it you don't even wanna because they claim to. But and then others
pop up and go timeline is all wrong here, bro. I think the story is that in the fifties or something, the woman who was owned or running Anchor Bar had a bunch of her kids all playing, and they run inside after hockey, and they didn't have anything to feed them, so they use these wings, which they normally either just discarded or used. Is it to make broths or something. I don't know, not much of a cook
did. She fried them up and put some sauce on them. And that was what they claimed to be the beginning of the Buffalo Wing, which was the wing and the drummed attacked the drum and the flipper. Yeah, are they attached. Yes, when they come, when God creates them, when
chicken, Jesus makes the chicken. So that's how they originally served. There's some places in Buffalo they still do that, but there's a lot of controversy about whether they should be separated, no, about whether someone else, And there's they're like newspaper proof of advertisements for the Buffalo Wing prior to the anchor Bard apparently doing that. So there's a wing war go on up there, and guess what it's. I'm aheading up there to crack this case. It's
fun right when you do. I don't know why I did this. I did a segment on text mix cuisine and the origin of it, and man, the people, the different claims. You know that everybody wants to take ownership of the origin of these different foods. Look up hamburger. Sometimes. Oh I've done it. Oh my god. Kevin I've done it looks like you should have wrote about the anchor bar by now or a sandwich yea often attributed to the Earl of sand Sandwich or Hamburg, Germany. Correct? Is
it? The isn' the Hamburg? The the god who those the horsemen, the warriors on horses nights, no before nights even whatever, marauders closer than nights because less steel. Anyway, they would have meat and they would put it under their saddle on their journey, and that would tend arize the meat, and then it would flatten the meat and turn it into what looks closer to a traditional burger, and they would cook it. But who was the
first to put the meat through an actual grinder? Anchor bar Kevin Turner, he's back, he finally woke up. Let me take some minute, Kevin, Kevin. But okay, first of all, Dolphins and Bills as Sunday. Yeah, and they playing noon. Man, it's the best game of the week. Where are they playing noon? Oh? If if flexing was an option, they would be doing it here this week. I've never seen a flex in Week four. I don't do it yet they need to, so it's high noon or trash games out there. Unfortunate, a lot of
jets on us. You have a Bears Bengals and a Bears Broncos or something this week. I mean it was Bears Chiefs last week. This week the America is a national game of the week. It's Cowboys and Patriots. Of course, I can't hear from Mica at eight o'clock. By the way, I know a lot of Mica audio before we give away some tickets to Queens of the Stone Age or fall Out Boy. Yeah, and in ten minutes, well, let's make it five to seven minutes. Why are you up?
To kick off a good morning Dfwhy are you up? We want to know. Ideally, I really do want to hit six o'clock am, grab the grab a ringing phone line, yeah, and just start every day with a one caller, random check in with them. What are they up to? Maybe give award them something if they've earned it. So tomorrow, if you want to call and have that phone line flashing exactly at six o'clock, we invite you to do so. But as far as today goes, maybe
call in now a few minutes from now, we'll see what's up. Why are you up? You know why we're up? We want to know what you're doing. What are you doing? Why are you up? Like, no reasonable human being should start their day right now? Yeah, here's it's six, it's six thirteen. This is for crazy people. No past the crazy win No, no, no, no. When your alarm goes off
at four, that's nuts, that's crazy. It is crazy. But to get on the road and starting your day by six o'clock, you've got to be half bananas and you got to have an alarm that goes off and around four? Who does this other than nuts? And you're a nut like us. If you're awake right now, we want to hear from you, what's wrong with it? Isn't every call are gonna be like I'm going to work, dude. Yeah, they're probably gonna be that. And honestly, if
they want tickets, they're gonna have to do more than that. They're probably gonna have to buy two tickets to the albuma drafthouse and like Highlands tonight, I think that's illegal. Well, well it's not. Bribery's too, and here's why it's not. It's blackmail. It's not blackmail, it's murder. And here's why it's not murder. Okay, and we're just suggesting that they do it. I just will never know if they did it or not. Well I can look, yeah, ignorance, who did it? And there's
not that many seats left anyways. But you know, we'd like to feel that thing out just so they don't think we're a complete abject failure. We want to fill it out without sounding desperate. Yea, that's the goal here, right everyone again, Ye, it's gonna come in perfect. Yeah, we're gonna be fine. Have you all seen that movie in a long time? How long has it been job seen Aceventure a Pet Detective? Twenty five years? Maybe? Maybe you know, I may have only seen it one
time when it came out, and maybe once on a cable network. Yeah, like seeing it in full yeah boy, something like that. Well you're gonna come out. Yeah, dang. Pretty wild run of films between that and The Mask, and that kind of created this world where Jim Carrey, I believe, for was it the cable guy he held out for twenty million dollars during a low budget movie. But that was a big story and we'll see the first twenty million dollar man. I think he was the first twenty
million dollars movie Guy. I really do, because this was a big article about how big a step up that was. There's a low budget movie too that was killed critically at the time. It was amazing. O. It's wild and movies can get panned, you know when they come out and three years later people are like, holy movies, great because he did a little pivot and you know, scared people. Oh no, maybe we do that one year from tonight, Cable Guy. He also did The Batman that same
year. Oh the Batman, Yes, a good call, jj Y, which let me just say, I was a kid when it happened. Those Batman movies are not that bad, dude, They're awful. The first one was great, the very first one with Keaton and Nicholas with Danny DeVito. Is the Penguin, Yeah, Jack Nicholson, not Jack Nicholas. I know it's Ryder cup Day. You're looking at behind Kevin, disembodied heads of golfers behind Kevin. Tommy Fleet was right there. That makes you happy. No,
the freaking penguin was not in the first one. The first one was good, The second, third ones those were with mister Freeze. That was among the worst things ever put on a movie screen. Yeah, you go watch the pun medley from mister Freeze on YouTube. No, it's it's so bad, just chill who was mister Freeze? Arnold Jones? Arnold Who? Who is Tommy Lee Face? That was stupid too in real life too, By the way, still a great actor doesn't matter. It matters a little
to be a two faced person. It could be a jerk, an ornary jerk. Gene Hackman was a famous jerk and difficult to work with, but an incredible actor in reality, Kevin, aren't we all just different versions of ourselves at any given time. Not me, one guy who focuses only on this show. Only we appreciate yours. I have one podcast that I would ever do. How about them cowboys? I'm just saying, He's just saying. That's tonight Alamo Drafthouse in Lake Islands. I wasn't gonna say, damn
it, oh Ace Fentura. So I watched it during COVID, and I'm not gonna spoil anything because you guys remember, you will remember when you watch this movie tonight. Though. First of all, lots of dolphins talk, which is so good. Yes, I mean this movie is a sports movie. Miami Dolphins heavily involved. But b back in the day with movies, these comedians, this comedic actors were just kind of allowed to play to the
camera. So tonight, when you're watching the ninety minute cinema classic A Spentura Pet Detective, I'm not telling you to play out your stop watch, but try to have in your head just a rough estimate of how much time in the movie is wasted or just used on Aceventura just doing a kind of one on one with the camera, because it does eat up a little bit of
the running time. Okay, it's and it's kind of incredible because not everyone can pull that off, like fourth wall winks and stuff are like dialogue at the camera because those are different, not fourth wall winks, but just a little bit of extra time in the scene of him just kind of doing a thing moving around. Yeah, they call that acting. Kevin, you don remember the time he went on Jay Leno one time and he uh, he did a really good bit where he told did he make his butt talk?
Well, he said that he had hit. He told Jay, he told Jay no, that's gonna happen tonight a lot and it's to tone loke. But he went on Jay Leno, and he told Jo. He goes, I've hypnotized your audience. He's doing the thing. When I say the word set him in, they'll give me a standing ovation. Or he goes when I said the secret word, they'll give you a standing ovation. And then I don't know where he does a thing. He's promoting the movie, and
then he goes Cinnamon and they all stand up and going crazy. It's so funny. I mean, he was just nuts. I don't know if I'm like an eleven color holding it down that and I'd like to see a stand up from like the eighties. It's incision nobody, but it's still insane. Oh my god, you're just rubber face man. Anything for a laugh. It's like he can dislocate his shoulder at any moment. Yes, it's amazing, great though, but do you want to do the world debut of Good
Morning DFW? Why are you up? I didn't know if there was a coal one in there, and let's just ask the question. All right, JJ, let's have fire one up here. Hid morning? What's your name? Good morning? No one? What's going on? Guys? You know? No one? If you won anything in the last sixty days? Oh No, ain't one in it sang at all. I'm not really calling to win anything. I just wanted to talk to you. Do balls? Oh yeah, Well we have a question for you, Nolan. What's that?
Nolan? Why are you up? Oh? Because I ain't been to bed man. I worked night shift over here in Bridgeport and on my way home. Just listen to y'all on the way. Uh. I had to usually hitch all on the podcast while I'm at work. Y'all keep you going. Okay, A couple follow ups. You work in Bridgeport and you said you worked the night shifts, so a lot of what a lot of business are you in, sir? I work in the rock mine. I'll make big rocks in the little rocks man. Really, see, that's what I told
you when my parents threatened me with reform school. That that's what I was told that it would be that I would wear a striped outfit with a ball and chain around my leg and I would be crushing big rocks in the little rocks. And you made a damn career out of it. Nolan, look at you, but that sounds more like prison. I play with big tonk was do you what do you? Uh? What are you rocking. I'm running front endloader. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the man? I
genuinely don't know. You're the mine, Okay, what's the It's more like a quarry, right, yeah, yes, sir, yeah, okay, so you're taking rock out? God, just tell me what it is what you're doing over there. So basically they go in and now blow a big, really big hole in the ground and they take those, They take all
the rocks that they get and they crush it into certain different sizes. It's been on what what they're selling, and uh, I mean that's really it's It sounds basic because it's pretty basic to sell it as for people's yards and stuff your yards, the gravel roads you drive on. We sell stuff for textile to mix in with the roads. Do it all? I'm sorry, what kind of rock are you? Are you groching right now? Well? My for is a limestone, so it's yeah, it's pretty soft rock.
But yeah, make yeah everything. Oh what why do they have you do it at night? Can't you do it in the day? Oh? Well, they run twenty four hours, so crushing rocks never sleeps, Kevin, Oh yeah, crushing rock never sleeps. It pays better at night. Anyway, we have the rock junckis okay? Okay? When you when you when you blow a big ass hole in the ground and take the rocks for roads and people's yards and stuff, do you fill up the hole with anything? Or is it just big ass hole in the ground. No, just a
giant asshole about about eighty feet tall and about one hundred feet wide. Ever, take that's amazing. Did you listen to music or listening to the freak while you're in there crushing rocks? Well? Yeah, y'all off there, So I hit I get all the podcasts, and I use the catch eose first two or three segments on the way home in the morning, and I try not to listen to y'all or any of the other shows anymore until I get to work. Man, Okay, so when do you what's your sleep
pattern? Like you go home and crash? Or do you you hit the early morning alcoholics bar that just opens or how does that work? Well? They got one of those. I need the address, but no, I just normally go home, try to wind down a little bit, and then uh yeah, pass out, wake up about three or four o'clock, get the rest of my little day done, and then going to day amazing. You have a family. Oh yeah, I got a wipe two kid. All right, that's so cool. Do you have to go over the bridge
at Runaway Bay when you come home? Oh? No, I actually live in Springtown now. I used to live in Runaway Bay. Yeah, and I crossed at Lake Bridgeport all the time. Yeah, he's out there on one ninety nine. Cavo drafted that all the time. That's right. Yeah. Going to Alney Huh, yes, sir, have you ever been to Alny? I've driven through it. Yeah. I blinked and I missed it. But I just do it. That's the truth. I think that's something.
You ever hang catfish over there in Bridgeport? Yeah? I like the same bass a little better over there, but they got some good catfish in that lake. Do you want to go to a concert? Uh? Sure? Do you like fall Out Boy or Queens of the Stone Age? I don't prefer the fall Out Boy, Putting the Stone Age ain't really my cup
of team can get you, We can get you. If you want to go to Dicky's Arena and for Worth on March seventh, you can see fall Out Boy and Jimmy Eat World. You're right down the street in Springtown. Man, that's a hope a good time. We're tip no one with a good time. Nolan. You and your wife you go have a night and then y'all in and make sweet love afterwards. Yeah in the front loader. Well, thank you, man, I sure appreciate it. All right, there's no one, all right, no one? What a what a start
to Are you up on the radio. This is amazing. Look at you here natural nold on on a Saturday show. Oh yeah, man, come on, yeah, I can't Oh it's all good man, But all right, no, thank you guys. Man, y'all y'allo, man, I appreciate everything. Y'all do man, And yeah it's Limestone Live with Nolan. Hell yeah, the freak keep busting the rocks. Bro. All right, don't hang out, Nolan, we're gonna put you on hold. You get to talk to this sweet JJ say hi to her and she'll get some info
and then he'll be going to the show. Dude, there he goes, Okay, all right, that worked, we did all right. No one's got some personality. Hell yeah, he's had an edge to him. That interesting career. Now he is at the end of his day, so he's not groggy, and he's you know, he's maybe a little better than some. But all was good. He said, get home, wind down, then sleep till three or four pm. Yeah, and then his life starts. Oh man, what a day like. I wonder how long wine down
takes. You have to be if you're gonna get solid eight, he's got to be down in about an hour and a half. Right, Yeah, he's gonna be down by eight, Go eight to four, okay, and then he's got like a few hours, you know to do family stuff. That's a long damn. That's a long ship. Done at six, ten to six, Okay, I bet I'm guessing. So yeah, you wake up and then you get the kids from school or whatever and dinner. Yeah, yeah for them, watch the first six innings of the Ranger game and
head off doors. Only if he has ballies be out fair. It's fair. He did set me up coming up next, why ballies could be in trouble based on what this team is doing. They're laying out for all these other teams how to do it. That's next to ninety seven one. The freak