Good Morning, Get Happy Devils tonight by flex rustled Game three night. We're here with you as we told you we would be. Kevin Turner, you give David Bayliss here, Mike Sarroy is here, King of the Live Spot. I'm star producer JJ Jackson in the house Hold It Down Force today. Thank you, JJ. Let's rock your roll today with a big one, lots of fun, most important thing in the world. In thirty minutes, Get some Rangers, Got some Cowboys scattered all throughout the show, we'll review
our picks. Talk about a big celebrity death that hit the newswire seven thirty five. We'll get into that. What happened in that Hot Tough didn't Good Morning News eight thirty The Ranger most likely to go nude if they win the World Series at nine o'clock. A lot of stuff today. We have a good time. As the weather's changed out there. You knew it would. And guys, I would like to introduce you to the morning freeze, which is basically what happens this time of year when you go out to your car.
Do you guys have garages because that don't negative? Yeah? I do you do? Lucky Son of Wow two car, Yeah, but I can only fit one in right now. It's all your old band stuff or banned craft. It's a bunch of it's a bunch of toys that need to go to I don't know, shelter or be dope. Yeah, they need to be donated. Of stuff that toys for tots or something hands tiny heart like stuff that he's done with. Yeah. Yeah, like the first you know, first year and a half baby crap that needs to go, and other
stuff. I have a big, pretty, pretty expansive dildo collection. But you knew this, I know. Yeah. Why do those go out of out of style or use. It's just like anything else. You get bored with him and you need something new, and he's lazy and forgets to clean him. You don't rally back to them maybe in a few years, you know, That's why you keep them. Yeah, so many old dildos. It's kind of like, you know, you know what, it's been a while. I'm in the mood for some Tara Patrick. Tonight, let's do
that. You go back to the old good morning, old stock, Good morning. Tara Patrick. Did not see that coming before six oh five am. I did see it coming at some point during the show, but before five am, Tara Patrick mentioned, look at him, go wake up America. Didn't feel like it's going to be a big week for It's gonna be a huge day for Danny Bayless. Huge week. You can just tell.
People don't know this, but there's a trash can in our studio and every Monday, he doesn't even really know that we were watching, but Kevin and I watched Danny and he takes one shot, usually with a bottle, sometimes with a watered up piece of paper, and we know that that shot is going to determine what kind of week we have. And boy if that some bitch did not even hit the side of the trash can today, just swish swish notes and it's gonna be a week. And that's symbolic for the Rangers,
for the MAVs, for ratings, for our ratings. Most importantly, it's gonna be a big ratings week. This is the one we've been waiting for. So this is like a when you make it too. I always feel like I have to help my game now to keep up with you, because you're gonna make us look bad. Because the week you're gonna have Danny
can make us look bad so easily with the things he's capable of. Uh huh, Kevin, you're seriously like two feet if you lean over to the trash can and I depend on you for a put back on occasion, if you just sit there, yeah, yep, I say you look to fight through this one and hope that we survived the week. I need you to be my Derek Lively broadcasting. Yay, map's got a player there and Derek Lively. That's cool. M h. So back to garage talk real quick.
Yes, so you're fine. You get in your car and you're just you remember to raise the garage of course. No, I just plow through the door and get a new one every day. Kevin started to warm up in there for a minute and brad about getting a deal with the garage door company. Derek, start your car to warm it up, and then just kind of just lean back and close your eyes. They're a little naps.
You know. There was a time I get five minutes steal five. There was about a six month window in my life that I I've had visions of doing that. Just a nap. Okay, Dannie, Well we love you. I'm on the other side. Everything's fine. Now are yeah, yea, yeah, I'm good. Was it the last six months until are you yesterday? Are you swinging home, sweet home? Everything's been fine for about three and a half three months Yep, it was the first six months of
this year. Now everything's good. I'm just teasing. That is the way to do it. Yeah, just just teasing about suicide. I don't know. Maybe there's another way. I'll tell you at seven thirty. Oh boy, will your power ranks suicide options? Well, unless there was foul play back to Grodgers, go ahead to me and Mike. You have the dilemma that we will deal with starting now until really May, maybe April. It'll calm down by then. Where you're gonna have to make that decision. Go
out and start the car. Now, do you have the automatic get ahead of it thing? You can just hellm no, he has to turn the crank on the front of the car to get it to start. The Wrangler same. I just have to go out start the car. You can sit in there and fight the elements, or you can just go back inside for a minute. Do you do this trust that no one's going to break in and drive away? It depends on the day, Like today. I just got in because I didn't have any defrosting to do. Yeah, I can
not drive, but you're gonna work, you know. If you have ice cover, then yeah, I think I will do that, but I don't do it all that often. But oh again, I haven't worked this shift through a winter yet. You know, when you wake up and it's just caked, that part sucks. That's a not the best way to start a day, right, It's the worst part of this shift in my opinion.
I really mean that it is. Number one is what if you have an ice windshield the ice the days of the ice windshields, because boy, you are looking at twenty minutes or so sometimes, I mean before you can even safely drive. And then if you can't even with this tiny scrape in your back window, you know that, you're like, all right, I can see through that. Yeah, snapehole, You've got the scrape right, Oh yeah, the scraper. Oh yeah, that'll come in handy. But who
wants to really mess with that at four five o'clock in the morning. No one. So I think the move will be started up hitting put the frost on full or whatever, and then go inside and get your stuff ready. Yeah, give it fifteen minutes. I would say five to ten hopefully, but I don't know how your car rolls. Yeah, but that's I'm sure kids coming. I just wanted to warn you, guys, because those days are not fun. You didn't you don't start out in a great mood.
When you can get your carns go like Danny, it's on, you know. But when you got to sit there and go damn it. Oh, it's gonna take him. All you have to do is maneuver a little cardboard box of dildo's. Yeah, off you go. Must be nice. I guess you could take Simon for a quick morning walk if you wanted to. I don't waste the time I play Chase the Possum in my neighborhood when I'm waiting on the ice to defrost be in a possum situation. I thought you
were. That was a euphemism for as No, if you can squeeze in a quick round of Chase the Possum before work, I admire your wake up time. No, you guys need to probably learn this too. Anything I say, I mean it quite literally. There's not a lot of euphemisms coming from me. How would you chase actively chase a possum to get rid of it. It's not going to do anything. It's just there and it creeps everyone out. It's going to go to every length to avoid you. It
is a no threat to you. Okay, well, i'd so generally it would hide and not want to make lock eyes with me. Last week it was Friday morning, so trash is Friday, and I forgot to take the trash out on Thursday night. Do it Friday morning, real quick. I take it out five am, whatever's still dark. Take it out, and then I hear rustling by the chain linked fence and look over its possum that
I've seen messing around with the neighbors staring at me. He looks at me and he goes, hey, it said, hey, yeah, like he opened up both hands. Was your apostles? What the hell? Hey? He opened up both front hands. Hey, Hey, but that sounds like a good morning had you called out here, huh? Wouldn't you like to start your your day every day being greeted by fawns postle? Hey, that's
a that's an old reference. I had an encounter with the TV show Kevin sweet Passe this morning, you did, yeah, Geraldine there was one in the yard across the street and we went out that I had to take her out to walk because the back yards just so much water so flooded. Yeah, so I had to take her out front to do her biz. And there was a posse right across the street, and she just perked up.
It's like, I don't want that. Yeah, yeah, so I had to, like at least she's just tethered to maximum tension and uh, but the posse escaped. But those things are so sweet. They're not looking to mess with you. They are kind of cute. They are. What does it look like to them? Does it look like like a steak to the dog? Oh, tako, I want that, you know, so to the dog. What does the possum look like to them? I don't really know. Chicken wing? No, probably not a delicious piece of food necessarily.
I think they're just curious about it. That's who's this who's this guy in my area? Well, I'm a little curious about it too. It's much like the squirrel too, you know, it's just the object of their predatorial nature. But I don't know if they want to eat it, m m, they want to kill it. I do know they want to kill it, like Geraldine wants to kill every squirrel that she sees. Yes, you will murder squirrels. No, I don't even think Simon does. I
think he just was curious about it and wants wants more information. I've seen her murder one squirrel. That's crazy. Really. Yeah. Yeah, there was a squirrel in the pecan tree in the back and it actually fell and landed right in front of her, and I watched her do the you know, they snapped their heads back and forth to break their necks, and I ran out there, stop, leave it alone, leave sweet squirrel alone. And she's got blood dripping down her face. Oh yeah, it was.
It was vicious. And she's the most non threatening animal that I've ever been around in my life. And to watch her just disembowel this squirrel and just look at me like, look what I did. I did for you, all for you. I did it out of love. I just think it's traumatic because gerald is pretty light white kind of yeah. Oh to see her pain color or whatever. Yeah, to see that the face covered in blood and you don't know if it's her or the squirrel. Did she have crazy
eye? Uh? She looks satisfied, like she did something, she was proud of it. Yeah, but the squirrel did tangle up with her and lacerated her her nose and she still has a scar. So her nose is what was bleeding. And there was some squirrel blood, I'm sure. But the squirrel with its claws or teeth cut her nose. Thank god, she's up to date on her shots. That's wild, dude. I don't know.
Simon's never done that. I'm aware. I've seen Jeff's dog stumpface go after squirrels and stump faces at this point kind of fat and lazy in life, and yeah, but go after squirrel's life. But the only thing to get it going lazy in life, just we'll tear off after a squirrel. So I think that's a common thing for dogs to chase squirrels and go for
the kill. I think get the blood buzz and see if they can get something bigger, go after a possum, and it's like, now we're up to a kid, should we There's been a lot of dog attacks and you should call the Frinkles if that happens. Speaking of blood buzz, did y'all see the video of the the hockey player. No have you all heard about this? No sucking some leaguan Britain. This is a throat slashing video. Throat slashing. Oh my god, I've been traumatized by the Clint Malarchek video
like eighty two. It's that not a goalie? Is this when the skate lace rates the jugular? Yeah? Killed a guy? Oh my god? Really twenty nine year old former Pittsburgh Penguin. He was twenty nine. He was playing in some league in Britain and he took the skate to the neck and he gone, there's video of it passed. Don't look at your computer. I'm not asking to say there is video that I've seen it. And did you finish watching the video? I watched it yesterday, so yes,
I pulled it up in case y'all wanted to see it. Y'all may not want to see the flying lotus. Did They get him off the ice and he just what happened? They made the first of all, they made the crowd go home. They said leave, this is very serious and by the time they transported him out he had died. Geez, it is not good. I remember bringing the room down. It's just thinking about blood. Yeah then, and that's the one though, that's that one that Mike mentioned.
There was another one in like eight or not nine. Yes, And I mean they defined it as a last orded jugular jugular that is so creepy. Yeah uh and sure enough ended the the guy that hit him was hitting another guy and just leg just kind of went back that way. And and I just don't man, hockey players, this guy's are ridiculous. Yeah anything, I only say, why use all these guys are ridiculous. But what's the deadliest sport? I tend to think it would be football at the sport where
someone goes live. It actually might be baseball the line drive to the head or the you know of do you know of one outside of the Big four? It have to be boxing, right as far as popular sports UFC two, you know, But I mean people actually dying in the ring, that's fairly I mean once every five years we hear about it. And when you extra play this to all levels of the sport, yeah, maybe it is
box. I mean I like it's technically I think like uh deep dot free diving, you know, or skydiving maybe or base jump whatever like something like that. But when you think of large sports or team sports, or sports that are known professionally, sports that you can regularly see on tip let's before missing. Okay, big four, and you're not just saying professionally, you're saying on all levels. Yeah, not the senior circuit though, Okay,
we'll eliminate those old eliminate natural causes. Senior hockey leagues. It might be hockey. I found a list of the most dangerous sports in the world. Okay, bungee jumping. Bungee jumping does come up. Street lo, here's anything that involves a gun. It'ld be whitewater raft. Okay, bull riding,
Yeah, probably. That's the thing about bull riding is that you know that when you're watching it, there's a chance this guy's about to get gordon, and you just kind of watch it and see what happens, and by the end of it, you're not so worried about him getting gorge. You're more worried about how many back surgeries is this guy gonna have to? Yeah, because he wanted to ride for eight seconds. It's really odd that it's still That's the thing. It's eight seconds too, is the arbitrary number two?
You know why they pick. I'm sure there's a great reason somebody's banging their fifth Big wave surfing, NASCAR auto racing. Yeah, I hope everyone has safe travels. They're way into work today. We are wishing safe travels to one and all, not Dale travel Not Dale travels. I mean they have wingsuit flying, high altitude mountaineering. Yeah, like I I mean that is even said. This is like a job, not a sport, yeah, or a plan to hurt oneself. See, I don't know if it's
boxing, guess not. JJ, you had something here. There have been over fifteen hundred boxing related death since they first began reporting them in the late eighteen eighties. JJ, what happened? You have to tell me this thing? You just told him. I had a cousin. I didn't know him. He died playing for the Chiefs football Kansas City. What's the name Thoon Johnson? Back in the day. What a badass? Ye? Like in
the eighties wall crap. Further than that had to have been like sixties really, because this is when they had like on the field, Like, what's happening? He like snaps, he broke his neck, fractured's vertebrae. Yeah, preciously mm hmm. And this is a cousin. Yeah, he was. He was my cousin. He was my I mean, yeah, something like my mom's My mom knew when my mom she was little when she met him and stuff. Yeah. Dallas, Texas born nineteen forty running back died
age twenty three in Wichita, Kansas. Brief Well, I'm sorry they retired as jersey, the Chiefs said, yeah, yeah, not too long ago. Actually, fracture Vertebrate in a preseason game against the Oilers. He died ten days later. Wow, Jersey number thirty three was retired. Yeah, well that is a personal connection. Wow JJ, thank you for that. Yeah. I saw. I found he had like a family picture and my
mom showed like that's him because they always talk about him. I was like, oh so well, yeah I didn't know him, but yeah, so I just I say football, I would be very dangerous. And this is why I've been saying to get rid of the preseason. Yeah, that's why you've been saying it. Yes, it's for Okay, this thing I've just learned about. Man, Well, stay safe out there, yes, stay safe for one hey. Game three of the World Series is tonight, and uh, well, cut up? What happened in game one and two.
In the next segment, the most important thing in the world. But Danny, you were downloading something right before the show. Well, actually I was got emailed to file. You know. Being a intercontinental popular musician connected in that world and have been for quite some time, I often get inside information on things related to the world of music. You are the music Intercontinental Champions.
Thank you, and a friend of mine in the industry tip me off to something that is going to be happening tonight in Game three of the World Series. Your Texas Rangers traveling to the desert to face off against the Arizona Diamondbacks. And I don't know any other way to explain this, but for whatever reason, they dug up ACDC to do a hype song specifically for Game
three. Now, typically in these situations, like I was telling you guys off the air, if you remember a couple of years back in the NHL playoffs, they got Jack White. Jack White was coming out with a new album or the White Stripes or whatever, and he did all of the music, you know, if they were coming back from break or going to break, even have videos of them up there playing and it all I had to do with hockey and the NHL Playoffs and the Stanley Cup, and it was
just like, by the end of it, you're like, Okay, I love you, Jack White, but kind of over you right now. And that's what they do. They'll run a whole campaign based on this one artist that has this recurring theme song and all of the music that goes along with it. Well, for whatever reason, they got a c DC to do a one off for tonight's Game three. I found it completely weird, but I have the audio if you guys want to hear it. Okay, this
is yah. It's like a minute long. Yeah, I think we can do it all right, here is here's a c DC for tonight's Game three of the World Series. Crank this up, judge. If you will Game three the World Series and it's out of sights, turn on the tube. Let's lot some face, fine sorser sparks. Let's gay gay three. That's nothing you can do gay three gay, It's fun day. You're gonna wake up her time capery three. Okay, that's that's weird, fantastic. I
mean I'm hyped. I mean that comes on your TV and they got all the highlights of baseball and cutaways and the like practice the sun going down in the cactus, but like a fast you know fast what a time last, maybe even like a hillo monster whipping his head right when he goes right, and then like a you know, a snake. Yeah the bombysh the yeah, Yeah, it's going to hype you up. I don't know if the singer of a C d C pronounced that properly, you know, because he's
clearly just reading some lyrics that they gave him in the production. He went through Tonight's starters when they made this song just for Tonight's just for Tonight's game. But that's good. It's only like a minute, so I can see that right at the beginning before I don't know, national anthem right after how everything want to play it? Wow? Weird, really weird. And you got that sent to you? Yeah, email to me from a friend in
the industry to the Inner Continental Musical channel. Correct, Ye, you're right. One day, I hope we can get access to those channels. Mikey, No, dude, it takes decades of grinding and work. It's not it's not like Blue Sky where one day someone just sends you a code. You act like you're a big big shot. Now, when the vandalier sends you a code and you can get on Blue Sky, that's great. Yeah, that's nice. But that's not game three. I mean I'm ready.
Are you ready for game three? Now? M damn? Now, oh my good. Let's find Let's about game one and game two first, and then we'll worry about game three.