Well, well, well, good Monday morning, Metroplex. It's the morning of a game seven Houston versus Texas. What a night. We're all still recovering. Probably I didn't get out of sleep about you, guys. Kevin Turner with Danny Baylis, Mike's Roy and J. J. Jackson producing the show today, taking your calls two one four eight seven seven eight seven one If you're the crazy guy with the painted face in Houston at the time of the Adoli Scarcia Grand Slam colin, A lot of stuff to get into today
involving the Rangers and much more. Man, Hi, Kevin, it was a tough one for you last night, Mike, ause you watched two games with Dolphins plays and Sunday Night football. Yeah, it'sn't know if it was tough, that's hard, man. My interest was leaning toward Dolphins until the last about three innings, and then my interest kind of swapped over And honestly, I don't even recall the end of the damn Dolphin game. Now they gave up another touchdowns. They're down two touchdowns just a few minutes ago,
so like that's probably helped all that. But I was very locked in two Rangers when it mattered most. For sure, every time I saw an Eagles play, as I looked over on my tiny TV, they were just bulldozing Jalen Hurts into the ground. They did it at least five times, four or five times. They need to stop. Well, I agree they need to stop, like right now today because I'm pissed at seeing it last night. But I don't know why legally you could present all that much of a
case for it needing to stop. Take at the shot at the end zone. Stop being a bunch of weenies. Okay, that's not a good I think it is good argument. Stop being wienies. Stop being the best team in the NFL. Just because you think it's a bad argument, does it mean it's a bad argument. I saw your setup? Yeah, what do you think? On Twitter? Yeah? Yeah, so you got the TV going big screen in front and then were you just watching Rangers on your lappie?
Yeah, unlappie. Did you ever switch over at halftime at the Cowboys game? I swapped them, had the halftime on mute on the laptop, which I didn't care about, just waiting for it to start, and then full send Rangers on the big Boy. Who a lot of people did send me as a response to that tweet. There comras set up and it's interesting. I wonder, what what do you all? You have double capabilities KT?
Yeah? TV. Yeah, I have a tiny TV that's at the size of that one in the corner over there that will Amazon Fire TV. I put it on my Yetti cooler and move it closer so I can see it. I can't see that far. Yeah. Then I've got normal TV that's about the size of the ones in this studio and definitely bigger than a thirty two inch but not bigger than a seventy inch that big boy at mine, it's seventy five, damn. And the room's not that big it is. I still love it. I've had it for four or five years and
I love it. It's huge, doesn't It doesn't feel like too much. No, if anything, I was like, I could probably get another four or six inches out of this room. It's like a movie theater and I'm in heaven. I've never had that my whole life. Like the and that's not like the best TV. Again, it's probably six years old. But the TVs are affordable. Weirdly, boy, they are there. You know why? Because they're disposable because I bought mine like six years ago, six
seven years ago, and it needs to be replaced. What size you got, like, it's not Hugh fifty fifty five? Maybe? Gross? Gross. That's probably what I have a hard time doing double duty, you know, because sometimes you want to have two football games going on at once, and I'll do the laptop thing, and the laptop's usually closer to you than the TV, and I end up watching the laptop with the sound down just because it's right in front of me. I don't know, I have a
I don't know if it's an attention thing. Picture and picture was that way when that first started, you know that got invented. Gosh, it was twenty years ago. It seems like, yeah, I can never get my head around picture in Picture. It's just two damn confusing sports bars with a million TVs that have like seven different events going on. I can't no,
no, I need like add medication to to handle that. I mean, the only problem is the well, I'll say, I have laptop that's obviously almost on my lap, you know, I mean it's right to my right. That's where it got its name, Mikey laptop. Wait did you know then, Yeah, he's a seamen burner too. Sorry. Yeah, if you said you spent a lot large portion of your life with your laptop on top of your genitals, then there's a good chance you can't make babies.
Yeah, you're boiling your seamen. That's true. Sort of. You can look it up. Oh, I mean that solves it. That settles everything. You can look it up. So I do do a lot in my advanced age readers down, readers up, because to see the laptop that's real close to me, I need the readers that you just get there that Christina just looks at you and just shakes her head. Dude, I don't know why. I look. It's a bit that will wear out pretty soon.
But she acts like all my old man stuff is hot. So she likes the glasses again, Hey, what you had we need with my readers back screen in front of me. She loves it far away. It's different with the glasses. Make any shin can't she what's going on here? She laughed? Like if I get up and my bag's killing me and I make a groaning noise, She's like, walk two miles and my hip checking up today, Christino, she laughs and likes that. Me, my readers, it's
like uh, shaking a can of treats for the kiddy cat. When I grab my a tour of Staaten. When I think my cholesterol medicans, I just shake the bottle and she started purring. I gotta take her blood. Appreciate me shirring and prances into their jactually likes it. She laughs and likes I. Oh, don't confuse that with her feeling sorry for you. No, look, I would have thought that, and I thought it was just a bit, I don't know whatever. You know, it's all fun and
games until she has to swap out a bedpan. That's when the uh, the adorable part of it is shift. The mystery is exposed. Also, the only the glassest thing is one thing, but the riding the volume. As I told you guys yesterday, I was riding the volume buttons like the Scybyan because you're back and forth and then you end up having both volumes sort of one that gets a choppy. You know, Tarico's talking over Joe Davis. You're getting confused. Davis still looks like a mime, looks like Eddie
Munster. I don't know where to go with it well. But all in all, it was to have two sporting events that I cared so much about. Was that it was awesome. It was like condensed night party. Like I didn't care that much about most of the football games, but I watched them all, had a great day yesterday, and then bam, seven o'clock. My god, here we go, and forget the stupid Dolphins. Although I was trying to do y'all a favor and hang one on the Eagle or
on the Yeah, hang one on the Eagles. But the hell man, this was, without question a ranger party last night. Outstanding, And I say we, oh, an idea and most important thing in the world. I think we might want to consider. Oh is that a teas? Yeah, that's a tea. That's a big, big tease. You have an idea? Yeah, okay, I've heard your ideas before. Has an idea as long as this, as long as this isn't in any way connected to
Soroy Industries, I'm all ears. I've learned to sometimes leave the parent company out of these. Yeah, you heard it here first, Just be looking in the odds. Hey, I got an idea, don't say Allow me to present the latest from Soroy Industries gets off on a bad foot. This is more of a solo project, then this is not the band Soroy Industries. No. Six thirty five. Okay, twenty minutes from now, I'm gonna drop something on you, guys. I want you to just open your
minds and your hearts and consider it. Well the eyes baseball related when the ideas man claims that his idea is the most important thing in the world. Jesus, Yeah, he's gonna guy, well, he's gonna give it three minutes budgeted at the top of the segment. Okay, I mean sometimes we'll talk. Yeah, we'll talk about the Python in Oklahoma. You know, it's not always yeah, you know, we're not talking about Israel, Israel and Gaza. Yeah, sometimes we can, you know. But he's calling
for the ball for an idea. Hey, guys, I got the most important thing in the world today. Okay, okay, deal, But we also have some weekend craft to talk about. Yeah, it's just some weekend ground us, some crab crap. Over the weekend. We're going to talk about it down crab Cuz. Make no mistake, we're talking to a ton of damn Rangers. Baseball today. Don't you worry? All right, Yeah, it'll be most of the show if anyone's concerned. Ten minutes in.
Yes, a bunch of crap. I have something. But how about you guys, anything juice, anything good? Anybody to know about any weekend crab. I feel a little sore today. Oh you're on the sybying as well all night. That's how I celebrated good nice celebrated. Got dust that thing off out of the guests closet left this here when she moved out under a bunch of blankets. I always wondered what that was, drag it out in the middle of the living room. No, big Big Daddy might have had
some beers Saturday night. So yesterday was spent typically as it is, you know, feeling like nonsense on the cow. But like you know, what'll wet'll cure. This is a good long walk, hydrate, eat some good food and take take the puppy for a pregame, you know, three four mile walk in the neighborhood. Yeah, and we did that. But I'm telling you man today the joints because it was a brisky like. I wasn't tolerating any any sniffing around or ghost urination technique. Really, Oh god,
does that where you out? She's trying to buy a nice walk and they just got to stop and pretend to pee and look at you, does Geraldine do the Geraldine? Geraldine do the pee? Nothing and then kick the grass for sixty full seconds And I look at our go you did nothing, nothing, You're not covering anything. Yeah, you're just you're just wasting my time and you're just hurting someone's lawn. Yeah, yes, she does that too. I think her and Simon are sympatico in a lot of ways. He's
like girl Simon. But yeah, I got home and logged good, you know, twelve thousand steps and felt good about that. But I'll be dude after that. I mean, I'm not a big workout guy at all. I know it's hard to believe, but my hips a little sore from all the walking. Really, yeah, just a little bit, just kind of right here where your joints are in your and your hip butt bone things over here. Yeah, not great. Did you ear you four miles? Yeah,
like four four and a half something like that. That's incredibly long walk. It took about an hour and twenty hour and fifteen going at a pretty brisk space, short leash on the dog, so she, you know, isn't she was done. But we got home and that girl was on the floor passed out until I went to bed at whatever it was, eleven thirty last night. Yeah, but yeah, that's basically what I did. Daddy had beers on Saturday. Where'd you have beers? Houseie? Was he?
Loo? Oh? So of beers? All right? And they were in there, like, you know what, it's been a while. Let's have some beers, some snacks, a little bit of snacks. What kind of beers did you have in there? Uh? Man, I've still got I've still got about half a case left from Siren Rock like six months ago. And those aren't low in alcohol. They're up there. He went for beers. How many beers? Thirty four? Four? Okay? Maybe and maybe a shot at tequila. I don't know. I can't do. You're by
yourself. It's a little skoro. Wow. You know how much I paid for all that? This much? Hi? Just like it is there my home bar that just sits there and collects dust. So you're there like Saturday afternoon, You're like, what am I doing? I'm chilling? Yeah, I just was watching some you know some stuff on TV. Oh god, yeah, okay, I know the truth. What the truth is is I've started a new British crime scenery. No we knew, I know, okay. And there was a lot of scenes in pubs and that's our guy.
Yes, I'm like that looks a I want some beer as well, detective pub. We'll do it. You see a good pub, you all of a sudden you want to order a beer you don't normally drink. Yes, Dc I McCarthy, I'm right with you. Loinness. Then they got for a couple of SIGs outside and next thing you know, you're fishing through the console of your car for old SIGs. Lucy. Anyway, that is interesting the television show that makes you do something bad because it had a romanticize and
glorify a lovely whiskey or a beer or something like that. You know what was the worst about that for me was the wire. I think I lived McNulty's life for about two or three years. I was like, you know what, a Heineken and a Jamison sounds perfect right now, and I'm going to stand out in my parking lot and throw the cans on my roof. When I'm done with Yeah, mad men had me wanting to drink expensive scotch right all the time. Yeah, or old fashions. Yeah uh yeah,
that's bad. Dad. Props to you on a good Saturday night alone drinking. Thank you, Thank you so much. That sounds kind of fun. Yeah, no, that does sound good. Did you feel any urge to give him on a call or did you text mister Chad and see if you wanted to meet you on the Lakewood landing porch? Or no? No, no, old gals cell phones ringing, no blocked, It just goes straight
to voicetail. If you got anyone else involved, he wouldn't have been able to blow through more episodes of the new hit TV show Govnor Are Locked into Love? Kevin, you were surprisingly able to remain conscious after that joke. It was a better joke than you gave. BBC three's Governor has one viewer me. This guy's watched like seven in a row. Oh my god, we're huge and there was There are like fifty episodes too. They're not even easy to blow through. Tonight, on an old new episode of like rememind
you you're under caution? What the what show? What's the latest. Oh god, it's actually came out in twenty sixteen. It's quite good. As a matter of fact, it's a show called The Night Manager with Tom Higgleston and the dude from the Old Guy what's his name? He was on House Laura Laurie. It's really good. It's kind of a spy British spy thing. It's fun. You'd like it. I love it. It's been on a masked singer. Can I shoot one at you? Shoot? So?
Uh Saturday, Yeah, I had nothing on the schedule and not all that many sports. I watched Penn State and uh Ohio State as I found myself a Penn State supporter because our old buddy's a defensive coordinator there, but they ended up losing. After that, I was like, eh, whatever, I don't there's nothing I'm dying to watch today. So I had Christina and
I'm like, you know what, let's do something fun. And nothing is more fun for sweet Christina than being around or being shrouded in something pizza related, whether it's blankets or on a plate in front of her. And I remember seeing this the place called uh partan Ope restaurante. You heard that parts no part And this made huge news this summer when whatever the definitive world pizza rankings came out and this place got named to the top fifty pizza places in
the United States of America. And I had never heard of it. I don't know if maybe the real high level pizza brains knew about it, but it was named the sixteenth best pizza in America. And we have a lot of good pizza in this town. Do you have that list? Yeah? Did? Was it? Pizzeria Bianco and Phoenix Phoenix, Well they won, They were number one for years. Pizzeria Bianco number five, yea, And
yeah, I've been there as well. We may have gone together. I think you and me and Corby went together one time, because one of the times I went twice. Yeah, yeah, Pizzari Bianco number five, number one. New York City's Una Pizza Napoletana. But anyway, this place i'd never heard of. I'm like, all right, part and Ope restaurant. I'll go have one of the top sixteen pizzas on planet Earth. And it's right downtown. It's on Main Street, right next to the downtown Garden Park.
Oh wow, so literally downtown Main Street, Garden Mainze Street, Garden. Yes, exactly touching, you know, it's touching the main street park cool. And I don't go downtown that much, but I don't live too far from but I don't make it a destinations. It went down there, Lee Harvey Oswald walked from the book depository to is Oak Cliff Home. That's crazy. You could have done that. You could have walked downtown. That was November, though, That's true. Probaty beautiful day like a week away
degrees on Saturday. It was an otherwise beautiful day in Dallas, other than the happenings. Yeah, say, I went down there. It opened at three thirty. I'm like, you know what, screw it. I don't know if you need reservations, certainly won't at three thirty. You know, boy, hell Italian is that after si Esta open? Reopened your shop and there's a couple of people in there. We got there three forty basically and went in there and got a couple of pizzas and dude, I mean,
damn delicious, Number sixteen in your life? Did it? MANK the top sixteen in your life? I don't know. It's hard to remember all these years, but they probably not four point six billion years because it was the maple style, you know, which is great, and they have the great oven and however they do it. They're in the oven for like forty five cents. Right, yeah, they're not in there at all. There's damn the bread and it's all about the dough how you do it. But man,
you know the toppings with the fresh matzarella. However, however they whatever the tricks are. We got two pizzas and honestly it was awesome. Yeah, and the thing is the menu. I was like, I need to come back here because there was some incredible looking Italian dishes. It wasn't like obscenely expensive. I think the pizzas were eighteen bucks twenty bucks for the two
that we got, all right, yeah, but I don't know. I thought that was kind of cool, like let's take a take a chance and do something that popped up on one of these lists, and it was I mean, damn delicious. Did you get an appetizer? We got meatballs? Okay, well what flavor of pizza did you go? Of course you gotta go with the standard margarita, right, we did not, but we went with uh the two suggestions that our friendly server. One was these like hot
soap, proseetta and yeah exactly, okay, I got my hair. We got the nap the Napoli centrale, which is mozzarella, ricotta, Jimmy's sausages, the y yes, bolonaise Kevin and proscuta de parma. Put it in my mouth, so proshoota all over the top. Put the pursuit. Uh. And the other one was the calabre say, which is tomato, saus mozzarella, soaproceetta, Calabrian, Chile, Calabrian whatever, hot honey and ricotta and some ricott you know, the honey. I get it, and they
do that, they'll they'll drizzle some honey over the top. I can live without it. Heck, it's that's just you man, just me, that's just you man. You like the honey on your pie, little honey pie. No, not so much. But hot honey is the thing. You can now get it on the side and have it at home if you make your own pizza. Yeah, you just buy honey. I think women love hot honey. I like hot honey. I'm a man, Okay, okay.
Although the pigs, the pig Smiley at Enos down in Bishop Arts is one of my favorite and one of my go tos, and it does have the honey on it. I never thought much of it if I if I'm if I love the honey or not. It's the honey bastard. Yeah, and the same type of I don't know, there's hey hot honey is a big featured itam pizza places. We live in a very We're very fortunate to live in the city when it comes to food, very very part. Yes, parts and nope restaurante that's the name of it. Uh, straight up
Napoli style, and I was kind of blown away. I thought it was excellent. That had the big giant wood fired oven. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right there all I even had an apparol sprits. I went back completely to my Naples trip try to recreate the whole thing. Nothing wrong with aparol, man, I like it. I remember not loving it that much when we were in Italy, but it's everywhere. Michel, Hey, mikey oh you're happy. Anyway, it was good. What'd
you do this weekend, Kevio? I'll be quick. So I was at the game Friday. Yeah, we're getting more on that later. Right Saturday morning woke up and I figured uh. I mean we didn't go the first week, but any old girl wanted to go, and I was interested because I like, you know, like spectacles. So when A hit and bit the bullet and made the choice with the Ra's Tour over Killers of the Flower
Moon, mm hmm, I see JJ roller eyesing there. I'll tell you what you get trimmed off about an hour of that, And I'll say that about Killers of the Flower Moon without seeing it. You get a trimmed off an hour of that, three hours thirty minutes of stupid. Two hours and forty eight minutes. Pretty good, pretty eff and good as a guy. The only guy in the Alamo Draft House Richardson at the at the showing the noon showing of the Taylor Swift movie on Saturday morning? Respect? Was your
girlfriend with you? Yeah? No, yeah, of course? Were you the only guy? Did you dress like an eggplant? I walked in in normal Kevin attire? You're so kevin. Yeah. There was like three groups of girls and it was like five or six of them, and they were all partying. There's dancing and singing. There wasn't dancing and singing. Everyone sat down just watched it. It's great, dude, any concert, no matter who it is. Shot the way that was shot incredible Again, could
have taken could have cut out a lot of songs off that thing. Did you get teary eyed? No? Not once? Is it all music? Or is there like backstage stuff? That's here's the show? Really had to cut out about twenty thirty minutes of her concert, grief, How long does she played? Three hours? Dude, She's a warrior. She's the true warrior of music. Okay, easy, too much. When you're the best at what you do and putting on the best show, three you leave it
all out there. I think something's wrong with your It's a buzzer that keeps going on. I'm hearing about head. It's just it's probably a glue, said j J. And EXPERIENC watched that and she would have been like, that was great. I don't even like Taylor's music. I was like, it's awesome, it's it's great. The dancers. In fact, one of the dancers, one of her dancers, I just now learned this too. One of her dancers is the brother of Chiefs defensive tackle Kaylin Saunders, and
he's a great dancer. He's awesome. But it's also I knew that it was the brother of Chief's defensive tackle Kayln Saunders. How would you know that? And why would you want to know that because I'm I guess it's because I live with a modern aged woman. So she told you that that was the brother of She's thirty. But think about all the connections there. Now
she's dating Travis Kelcey now, who plays for the Chiefs. One of her number one backup dancers is the brother of Kayln Snders, who plays for the Chiefs. Pretty wild is wild, That's weird. It's worth it, It's it's fine, it's fun. You're worth it. Yeah, and I look forward to the Beyonce one coming in December. That'll be great. I bet they'll be dancing at Beyonce. It just depends. Better dancing with the crowd,
better dancing at Taylor show. What are you doing? I'm trying to teach JJ Vialable lesson that your's room in your heart for everything that makes everyone happy. That's fine, okay, So don't buzz that Mike has an idea that he's deemed worthy. I have an insane idea, and I need you guys to open up your minds and if you can't guess what it is, you might be a dumb dumb too. Let's get to work, Okay, stop yelling. Don't miss the most important thing in the world. Next ninety seven on the Freak