That's Friday morning, and we're gonna have to rally the weight of the world's in Jordan Montgomery in ten hours. The way that the Texas not the world the spigger issues going on in the world. Clearly we had a member at the game last night. Get his hot thoughts in two minutes or less, thoughts. Most important thing in the world involves a chance for you to win a million dollars. I think, not a chance, it's it's how you
can do it. It's easier than we thought. A hack live pack you need to know about Rangers Astros seven o'clock and the Scuttle Booty at seven thirty five. Once again, update number four on the missing Oklahoma City Python, which keeps getting bigger and longer. Think This Morning News moves to eight today we have a special guest in studio eight thirty five, a comedian. Oh, he's gonna come up here. He's gonna come up and tell jokes. He's gonna look at us. He already got a comedian in the studio.
All right, what do you need another pro That's what I'm saying. We're trading one for another because one of our comedians is leaving. At eight o'clock. Yes, I would say being forced to leave by management. Yeah, for charity. For management and charity, the two things you hate the most. All right, now we're rolling. He needs one to get him cranked morning. I know it was there somewhere clean the pie a little bit. The two things you hate them most, charity and management. I only hate
one of those. Now, if you're one of those rare people that's walking around and you're like, I've never heard this show before, I'm Kevin. That's Danny Hits, mike' si Roy Jack with this all day. Take your calls two and four eight seven seven eight seven seven one. She'll take your text messages as we'll read them all to She holds it down for us. Read the first one we get, no matter what it is. The first text we get, no matter what it is. Ready, yep, whatever
it is, I'm going to say. The first text that comes in, Oh man, it's hopefully somebody with a heart goes first. Come on, there's a picture that's from last night. You got to refresh on this text at all, right, whatever, keep going on? That blurred out whatever it is. You went to the game, Yes your day, Mike, I did how much of those tickets, dude, that I could talk about
that almost more than just exciting action on field. Let me tell you that, I guy had a little energy yesterday afternoon before we saw what happened last night and said, you know what, Jordan Montgomery versus Justin Verlander, Game five could be clinch night. Yeah, and I went and did it. I'm bout tickets to today's game. Really, yeah, four o'clock game? How much? How much bucks? That's the hard part. One hundred and fifty a ticket? Okay, which I felt okay about that game? Five
Alcs they could have been worse. High up they are, I mean they're three hundred level. But I found a an angle and a row and an aisle that I like, so uh front row isle, go Niners. That's what we got. That's what I mean. That's that's pretty good. I'm so disappointed. No, then, good morning, boys and joej been waiting one hour since one I am to hear your sweet voices this morning. Good morning, d heads, good morning. I love you guys. I'm leaving
my girlfriend today, okay that person college. Oh we need to get into that food skin. Can you say bizinga god? Look at boobs. Let's talk about the guy that's leaving his girlfriend today. Can you call in, sir? He just wanted me to say it. I think this is my guy. Billy Sea Bold is the greatest boat racer of all time, some guy my dad had a minor rivalry with in the mid sixties. That's kind of awesome. And Billy Seabold is the greatest tunnel boat racer of all time.
Tunnel boat greatest all time multi discipline boat racer of all time is clear. Read that other one at six oh four after Billy Seabold. Mike just read that verbatim. Okay, Brody's up? Is that for Brody's number? No, but the well, I don't know. I don't know I have his number, but I love don't just don't don't risk it, jaying to Big Puck, Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner, a legendary wrestler of the nineties, you love doing it's I love and I get off work, you know,
and you open up the incognito. I don't know. I don't know which direction this was headed today. I've definitely never searched Big Papa home. I have never completed when in need of encouragement. No, I can't say I've either. Well that's sweet. Look at everybody texting this morning. Good morning everybody. Let's have a heck of a day. Only a two hour show today for you? Oh yeah, you get to revisit the glory days of working a two hour show, the old noon producer slot. But this
is a lot harder. Are you gonna Are you gonna call in and get just like introduce your foursome to us? So I'm gone. You got if I had to go to I don't know, rock camp or something, a rock tournament, Yeah, rock and roll dad camp. You got Paul mccurio coming in the studio and have time to talk to me. That's true.
I actually do think this guy's gonna be chock full of stories. I mean, how many times do you meet a guy who knows Paul McCartney On the day the Rolling Stones album was released and Paul McCartney is on the new Rolling Stone really? Yeah? Being no, swear to god, you listened this morning, didn't you. I listened to the first half of Hackney Diamonds, the brand new Stones album. We'll play a couple of cuts in the DMN.
Yeah, I hate that you're gonna miss it. But you know what, you can listen on the way to the course and crank it up. I'll crank it out, get all pumped. I'll text in my thoughts. But could this be the best Rolling Stones album in forty years? Could it be? We'll see how many options we got? Yeah? A lot? Really? Oh yeah, yeah they've they've been fairly prolific forty years. Mm hmm k likes the booty, I mean do. Everyone was pretty kind,
though they didn't say anything. It would have been too bad for me to say nothing. Dumpable I'm saying yet, uh what? I'm sorry? Would you pay buck eighty? It is a three hundred level. I could have been second level for like one sixty, but I would have been way back in the row and in the middle. I'm an I'm an aisle guy. I had to get up and go. I roam around too, so really, he's a rambling man. I probably won't roam around during a playoff game. You have booty and rambling? Yeah, R A M B L I
n apostrophe Yeah, rambling. I never liked that song really, yeah, not even way back when you first heard it said, don't that guitar tone. I never really liked listen to the musician over here. Don't try to impress us with music stuff. We got, we got the dinger here. I'm just saying that you can disagree. You can say that stuff to me and I'll be like, yeah, oh good point. But you got a
real, a real one here. Do you know how many rock tournaments he's participated in, so many rock tournaments, Mike, he will just start googling guitar tone, guitar told this man, I don't know that. I'm not sure. Well, that's the thing I think that separated separate Jack White from some of the mixes. He always hays cool guitar tones that sounds like him. Now, who's made at his own, Well, he sure has. Weys have cool guitar tones. That does make you stand out a little bit.
And I always thought the guitar tone on songs like Rambling Man and f and uh what's it called? Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do? Oh? Yeah, do do do do do do do I was trying to say, Melissa is Jessica. I never liked that tone. For whatever reason. He's talking about the Alman brothers. I think our listeners probably I'm trying to get you back to the old days. We're definitely going to go back to the old days. At eight o'clock, got a lot of rolling Stones. News man, you know what DMN
today is packed with E news, entertainment news. Yeah, like tons more than I expected. So, Mike, how was the game last night? How long did you stay? That's what I want to know. Great questions. I will, Well, my problem was cost. So I guess I think I have bougie bougie boys I don't know, and they're all older and real people. Did you go with Joel? Not even go with Joel? Did you go with Troy? Yeah? He went with Troy and he went
with he went with nasty bitch. You went with Cash? Oh, with Troy and the nasty bitch Cash the row it was a nasty bitch about him. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. We had ten bros ten in a row, which hard to get. So maybe that was why the tickets A elections were somewhat I don't know. Yeah, no, it's impossible, is it tickets? Yes? So Troy acquired these tickets right after game two? I don't know, whatever, Yeah, right after the game two victory. Like last pitch, she's like, screw it, I'm doing it. And there
were four hundred bucks apiece. Oh my god, you guys were close. Well, I don't know, not, that's what I'm saying. Like we're section one two three, so we were first baseline, but like more in the outfield than near first base. I mean halfway through up the outfield and then row thirteen we're under the overhang. It wasn't it wasn't like shockingly good seeds. They were fine. They were good in that section again, one two three, row thirteighteen. Okay, they're looking right now for tonight or
today. I know, yeah, from seeing how much it is today. And okay, so you're okay, so out in left field, a little bit right field, right right field. Yeah, you said section one two three one one. Boy, that's not what this says. It's this is confusing. Yeah, we don't want to confuse you, don't confuse me or anyone. We want to help them. So you're there with nine other yahoos. Yeah, all dudes, Yeah, all dudes. Many of them are a handful of them are in town. They're all going to lahait Us this
morning, seven am. Flight might be listening right now. What's up? Boyze bakes? Boy? I bet that was tempting for everyone just to it. I mean, how did you avoid just going hard being out there with nine other dudes we had a playoff baseball game with the back of your mind knowing up that you knowing you got to be up at like four point thirty. Yeah, and I too, and catch it up right after work, go to the golf, play golf today. I'm proud to represent the freak
in the Lockwood for Good tournament, the Copper Cup. You have energy for that. Yeah. So I was like, I'm not going to just to get through the show and then go home and crash. So I knew I had a significant day to day, so I took it easy not to mention that you had to clear your mind to come up with a name for a sandwich. Yeah. I'm not to spend the whole time after the golf tournament trying to name a club Sandy as the champion week. Earn that, right.
What do you have at the Rubber Dubber, the rub A dub Club, Thick and Chewy, the rub A dub Club. That's pretty good too. Actually, I'm not the fillow dry rube on it? What you fillow dry rube on it. I don't think we're gonna design the sandwich the sandwich and just name it. Yeah, you can't change the recipe. But you always carry around a little bit of dry rub. Yeah, I do some
loose dry rub in my left pocket. You never know, you never know when you're gonna stumble across a renegade brisket in the middle of the road. So they still haven't put the vending machine in. I guess I'll put some dry rub in my hand and lick it. I mean, it's surely your only play. Yeah, yeah, whatever means for survival, that's your option. If you forget to bring your lunch to High Heart, crank it up
with some pocket seasoning. How they just brought in a damn hand forklift and remove the entire vending machine because it sat there just all it had was like one pop tart in it for six months, and they said, you know what, let's just take this whole son of a bitch out. And I assume they're going to replace it with something, but we're told they are with what they don't need to eat the iHeart Cafe. I don't know the hungry
hosts. They're gonna they're going to move up hot Meal three four floors and get up and running hot mill it coming back. Bro hot mil died a bad COVID death. So you were a good boy last night. I had. I had four beers. Whoa you feeling? So listen to these jackals this is they're making it a party, right. I took a power nap yesterday from like twelve thirty to about three thirty, like a big thick boy. And I woke up and I always text him like, oh Jesus,
what am I? And it was from Troy saying, Hey, we got a big old escalade to drive us all and it's picking us all up at cash Is at three forty five. And I woke up at three forty and I'm like, dude, I don't know what to tell you. I just woke up. Do what you gotta do, hoping that he would say, all right, it's kind of on the way, we'll just swing by and get you at your house after three. I wouldn't want to be at the mercy of each other. I know exactly. I did not budget that or
think of that at all. That's too early, man. And also if the game does go poorly, you have to wait till everyone's ready to go. True maybe, so yeah, that's uh. It probably got there a four fifteen in my house and I don't even know whatever. We got down there and you had a couple of beers pregame. It's cool. Man. The first time I really did a pregame scene at Texas Live and it was packed. It was packed, but not like so bad where you couldn't get
drinks. I mean you might have to wait behind one, you know, level of people at every bar to get a drink. It's reasonable. Yeah, it's totally reasonable. A lot of I mean it was really cool. I just never really done that. But a lot of people decked out, tons of Astros fans but all night. I mean it's great, just cool
VI. But yeah, ended up having like two beers there pregame and then we head in and you got in there plenty early and see all the pregame festivities and all that and had I think two more too, maybe three more beers inside, so maybe five beers total, but they were spread out enough to it and whip me too bad, I mean as far as game. But yeah, I don't know. It was not real fun from real quick. I mean he made it through ten pitches. They were down three nothing
and ten pitches. The guy threw who forced Creed on us? Yeah, they didn't even play Creed. They didn't even do the Creed bit. How could they. I mean, by the time he's taken out of the game. Yeah, I guess was slapping his ass. It's just the Creed died in game three. Yeah, unless, of course they played Creed. Oh but they will rise like the phoenix, unless they played Creed anytime after the fourth inch, get out of here. When I decided to depart, you
three year olum. Yeah that was fourth That was it? Okay? Oh that that home run was when you said bye? That certainly felt good for you. Yeah, good for you. Kevio turned in I think what in the middle of the seventh or the middle of the eighth, Yeah, it was it was seventh. Yeah, Kevio texted and said, all right, this is enough, I'm going to bed. I actually stayed up and watched the final pitch. Danny. I think I got lucky though, because pretty
much everything after the fourth inning was there was nothing right. It seemed to go by really quickly and there was one run total scored, so I I think I our three runs. I'm sorry all for the it wasn't scoring. Yeah, you enjoyed the Singer and the Adols home run. The crowd go boom, yep, they were both great. Adoley sort of popped it up to the left, you know, straight left field. But Seger hit his hard that was awesome. That tied it three, and it's like, I'm
not going anywhere, dude, this is awesome. And then boy, they cleaned the slate. They mud hole stomped it in the top of that fourth and it was almost harder hit the Alvarez ball that didn't get out, Yeah, I mean he smacked that thing. It was a moon shot, and you know from our angle on first baseline, I mean just in the trajectory, it's like, man, that thing doesn't really get stopping. How was
it with open air? But then a bray you that was a missile and that was a second deck shot first row or the facade of the second deck. I mean they got the equivalent of a Grand Slam. Yeah. Yeah, you got the long fly to advance the runner to home too, and then he ended up raking them the rest of him in with the three runs, so it's the same same result. It was a missile. How was having the roof open incredible? Yeah, it looked great on TV. It did look really good on TV. I hope it did. I hope it
did very much. I'm saying it did. Yeah, very much. I'm saying that it did. It's really interesting to me that the Rangers made that decision considering how many warning track flight balls there were by the MLBA made that decision, Danny, I thought they had final say though they had to close it on Game three when it was seventy five degrees and said, you know what, it's good eighty five tonight, let's open it. It makes no sense to me conspiracy. Did they talk at all on the broadcast that that
would impact how balls carry. Smoltz was scared to go into it because he didn't fully know. I end up tuning them out once the game was over. It was in the fourth inning. Yeah, well, dude, here's the problem that all that stuff happens. You escaped the Jordan Alvarez sack fly and you're Jesus four to three, and then once he gets lit up for the home run, but then the next inning, Simon gets on No. Two guys get on. Tavaris and Simon get on first and second, no
outs and Seegar rips one hundred and nine mile parer line driving. So were you there when that happened? Absolutely? And did they showed the batting glove replay? No replays in the stadium are not great, like at first it says replay, replay, and then they just show like the wide shot of the headquarters. And maybe that's why they showed on TV too, where you
could just see guys looking at eight screens. They focused in and you could clearly see the finger of the glove getting tapped by the what sorry, the finger of his batting glove getting tapped and knocked over by the batting glove in his pocket part of your uniform. If is that right? It's on first base, takes his batting gloves out of his back pocket, hands them to the first base coach. He's safe, is that right? And who knows
where that inning could have gone after that? Right now? Amazing? Yeah, because yes they hung four and it's like, all right, cool, and you're right, we had two hits or whatever got on real quick and there was energy in that place kind of in that moment. Yeah, and visually it looked like he didn't touch him, and then they're like replay. I'm like, dude, no way, I don't think he got him.
Like, for example, if he had been on first base and had his cell phone in his back pocket in a case the size and shape of a human foot, yes, the human foot would have been part of his uniform and he would have been tagged out had the glove hit the foot, which I didn't know that rule. I didn't know an accessory attached to you counts as a Is it now like you tag the runner hit by pitch? Right? Mm hmm, yeah, I guess. Yeah, so anything you're wearing.
Dude, I didn't know that until right now because I couldn't. They showed it like one time and then they're like he's out and then we're back to playing. So they didn't harp on it in stadium. He you see it, get the fingers of his batting glove, because they got that awesome Fox super slow mode you know ep L camera that shows the agony of everybody,
all the players when something bad happens. Yeah, you see him sliding back and the finger like the middle finger of his batting glove is kind of in the air when and when the fielding glove comes across, it just goes doink knocked it out? It was by a you know, a centimeter that he got him. When you watch it and slow too, it's it's really
devastating. Mikey, Mike, do you have the document open? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put that in there right at the first part and fast forward to forty five seconds of this tweet and when they uh, while you're looking that up, when they showed they clos did a close up on Simon and the dugout and you could read his lips clearly. He would go, he goes it was my beatty glaw, my batting glove top
angle. Oh, isn't that crazy? He touches the glove, your right finger of his batting glove gets knocked over, or if he stuffed them all the way into or hold him in his hold him in your damn hands right like I'm blaming Simon. I know that last night million He does have a lot of crap in his back pocket there if you look at it, though, that is a big wallet. Is those his keys. Yeahs his keys as selly and a map. Those are his keys to his wagon. Ear
you can see it. Yeah, his wagon is only one man in that stadium last night that drove a wagon. Ear damn it, don't you? And they will not ever not remind you. Oh my, it is one finger. It's one finger of the betting glove. It's the most And that's when you go, Okay, it's not a night. The Astros are going the World Series, aren't they rule. I definitely ducked out of Can I
sell these tickets that I have for tomorrow's game? This is Uh? Did you see the headline in the Morning News Astros finger themselves to a game four win? God, couldn't believe it's that headliner. Might be the DINGU Morning News pull out edition you're talking about. Well, it was fun, but when they do what they did in the first inning, that sucks a lot
of life out of the building real quick. I will say it was badass that Dunning got out of that basis loaded thing, even that when they were down three zip in the first I don't remember exactly how he did it, the savior Dane Dunning. I guess he struck out swinging yea dy Dunning tried to hold it down for a little bit and then realized, you know what, I'm gonna walk everyone so good though for a little bit and then he and then he loaded the bases up. You know, it's like, that's
the problem. Well he got out of this because there's three nothing and basses chucked and it could have been game over one swing in the top of the first essentially if you're down six, sure, and he got out of that, and I was. Then they fought, they tie, and then that's the thing too, clean innings. That's the funny thing about this, this offense is they went out there, they tied the game and said, here's
our comeback. Inning table is set, start over from scratch, and our tire fire of a bullpen cannot execute a shutdown inning in the offense says, you know what, We're kind of done. I'm tired of trying to scrap back and get runs for you guys. Just they did it the night before too. Every time they kind of crept up a little bit to put it within striking distance, the bullpen would just go out there and just pour kerosene all over the end field and light it on fire. The shutdown ending is
such an important stat Oh my god, and we just huge. It's demoralizing. Like I was texting, I didn't want to bother you at the at the game, but I was texting Kevo talking about their inability to get outs after they after the if the offense gets them within you know, a tie or striking distances. It's got to be so demoralizing as a team where you're like Jesus, dude, and you got all right, let's go back out
there and drag it out. Fight again. Yeah, the one step forward, two steps back theory that was that was in play last two nights. Let's get two starts, fix everything today at four o'clock, assume sports at seven as Rangers. Yeah all right, just on the way in. Something hit me. Oh and it's a reason to be very optimistic about our Texas Rangers right now. Oh I can't. I need this. We all do. We'll be here in thirty five minutes ing you and you'll have it.
Everyone will have it. That's a tease that's count leave you wanting more. I'll get the blood rushing a little bit coming up next. That teas. Yeah, Yeah, it's a lot of responsibility on a tease. This teas will act job no differently than I did before he said those words. I feel a little better. I'm not going to sell my tickets now. How you could win a million dollars. We've got the ultimate life hack for you
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