I don't know we know anything else about the Cowboys. I wouldn't say yesterday was a learning day, Danny. It just kind of happened. The game was just kind of played and they won, and that's cool. They would buy a lot kicked ass. But I don't think I know anything. Kavanaugh likes to ask me when I use a big word, he'll go, Okay, I don't know what that means. And this might fall under that column. But that was an arduous watch. I really want boring. Oh my,
I picked the wrong game to nap through. Man, there is something pretty awesome when your team is playing the late the late day game the three, and uh, you start your NFL day at noon. And by the way, I did not. I did not take in the Toy Story game. I completely forgot about it. And I had Malcolm all morning yesterday. Okay, I did see some video of it, and I can't wait to
compare our notes. It's pretty while what we did see. But when you're kind of starting your NFL day at noon and you're watching and it just gets to be halftime, and here's the halftime report with I don't know JB and Bill Cower and whoever else, they're running in there, and the sleepy feeling kind of takes over because it's kind of boring and it's just dudes at a table, nine dudes at a table, and you fall asleep, and the next thing you know, you wake up to the end of the noon game
to you know, play by play happening that's not really important, and then you realize, crap, I got a little hour nap in and my game's about to start twenty minutes walk the dog, make some tacos, and sit down with your notepad, and I'm all excited about Cowboys Patriots and boy, after I don't know seven minutes of game clock, I'm like, okay, let's go. That's why I said I picked the wrong game to nap through.
Yeah, I mean, thirty eight to three isn't exactly moving a lot of needles, although there are always things that are funny to watch for That's why I like having those in Dingo's Morning News at eight thirty on Mondays. I've got a few the pullout edition rather than the Leaven edition, and the Leaven Edition will get you in trouble. Yeah, the not soaking Edition. I don't know why it didn't have to happen. It did. Mike's Roy's
not here today. Let's introduce ourselves because people, we get new listeners all the time. Every time n crack the mic open Danny, there's a new listener, at least one. Maybe there's a hundred new ones. Others. Probably I'm Kevin Turner. People call me Katie and I've been around Kevin. That's Danny Bayliss. Good morning. People call me dingu Yeah. People got dingo. That's a whole other story. We'll reset that one day, Yeah, one day. Yeah. Mike's Roy normally with us every morning at six
am, because we do start at six am. Tell your friends, phone and neighbor, wake the kids because it's going on every week day at six am. He's not here today. Sweet Mikey Serroy decided to take in a road game of his favorite team. He's a Miami Dolphins nut, and he decided to be a good idea to travel to Buffalo Yeah and uh go see his sainted Dolphins take on the Bills. And he needed two travel days,
a bucket list event for those afcast types. Yes, but he needed two days to recuperate from whatever damage he did to his body from upstate New York or Western New York craft beer and wings and that is beef on wet of it is. Colon is not a good place to die. So he'll be back with us Wednesday. He texted us last night, real sweet, he said, just drunk, a little junkie and feeling bad about missing tomorrow. I was like, use your vacation days whenever you get them, use them.
So yeah, he'll be back Wednesday. So me and Katie you are going to drive this g damn ship all the way to ten am. Hopefully we got JJ on the board producing and technical directing in that way that she does. We love you very much, JJ. Glad you're here. Do you have a good NFL Sunday? I did? It was cool. I didn't get to see all of the toy story though, either. I saw
clips though it was pretty funny. Yeah, you don't need to watch the whole thing, especially when it's a bad game like Falcons and Jags weren't exactly bringing it. No, you kind of need animation to put eyes on that game, especially when it's an early ass games they're playing. I don't know where'd they play eight thirty and nine Our Time? Nine Our Time? So it was eight thirty because they have to They want to make sure it's done
by noon, so they start eight thirty. I don't even know what's stadium they were playing it over there, So it's either Wembley or Tattenham, okay, because Jacksonville staying over there because they have the bills next week right now. Know that game's in Tottenham. Okay, So it was Wimbley yesterday, Okay, cool, I think missed all of that. I've never been to
Europe. I don't know. Man missed a wonderful teaching opportunity for my son, yeah about football, which you know what he doesn't need because he was with his mom last night and she sent me pictures and videos of my two and a half year old kid sitting on the couch under a blanket, eating a cacadia, just watching football. She goes, he's been sitting here for the entire first half watching the game. The fact that you got him to
sit still for an hour and a half at all is incredible. But on some human car crashes, unless dude, some cool one handed grabs some nice commercials mixed in about Fox's fall schedule, Yeah, unless it's unless it's an hour long compilation video of garbage trucks picking up trash. It's hard to get that kid to sit still for anything. Speaking of which, real quick,
I wanted to hit this piece of audio. So we do this thing called Picks with Glenn's every week, and for whatever reason, somebody had the idea to include my two and a half year old son, Malcolm into Picks, and I believe he's I think he evened it up this week. I think he's back to four and four. I'm glad, yes, Danny, because
I haven't done the math on this yet. Yeah, he picked the Bills and he picked the Cowboys, both games which he won, and so that brings him back to four and four, I believe, which he and I were both stuck at two and four going into week four. But so I'll record him making his picks. But I had some outtake audio that I'd forgotten about, and I was going through my voice recordings on my phone yesterday I was like, oh crap, I'm want to play this for Katie on Monday.
See if you catch this reference, and if you do, maybe you can explain to our audience what his reference is. All right? Ready here at three two one Bean Snappers. Okay, one day you and I will take a trip up north and we'll go to bean Snappers. How's that all right, Beal? I would hack mewca the Type five instead down low fist
bump, good job. Yep, yep. He wants to go to bean Snappers because I don't know why he heard me referencing it or I said it in front of him, and that's how he just out of the blue. I just you know, at the end of that when I got our picks, he said, Snapper, it's amazing what they remember. I want to go to bean Snappers, the famous Appleton Strip Club Appleton, Wisconsin Strip Club, bean Snappers, and he wants to go to their kids. Kid's got
a dream right that in garbage trucks and now maybe a little football. That's the American dream right there, the big theory. Yeah, he's adorable. I am. I want to go to bean Snappers. Said nobody ever to teach him what bean snappers is? That's your next thing? When do you do that when you're when he's thirteen? Yeah, gonna are you gonna have to talk? How's that? Gonna let him figure it out on his own?
What's no? No, no, No, the talk will probably happen probably, I don't know, around the age eight, like third grade. I'm thinking it's probably a good time to break the seal on that we're talking to Julie about this. Julie Dobbs from the Speakeasy, you can hear two to six pm with Jeff Kavana on Mike Reiner and Groups. Today. TC Flemming will be in with the speak Speakeasy. I'm telling Julie it's like, if you're gonna have to talk, you should probably do it sooner than you
think, because it's not like when we were growing up. All the stuff that you need to know about when it comes to that world is very accessible to them, way easier than it was for us. I mean, I'm thirty five and I'm one of the younger people on this station, but I'm still from an era of chasing down nudy magazines. You know. I'm so, I'm not from the era of free online porn. Yeah, he didn't grow up your entire life with having zero memories of a world without the Still
remember you can still remember a life before easily accessible content online. I wasn't telling her to go have the talk today. But I was like, like, he's talking about her oldest son. He's like, if he's eight or nine, you probably got about two years tops. Yeah, to get on that because he's learning from someone, isn't it the dad stuff? Though I don't think that's hers. Oh yeah, I mean technically yeah, I mean
technically for boys and dad and for girls it's the mom. But I think in this world we live in now, it's transferable, you can, you know. I don't know if I'll say Julie was just the one on the air with me at the time, but I would tell Kelly that her husband while playing golf, I would I would say that to his face as well, there's gotta be an age there, or just don't have the talk. I mean, I think that's fine too. I think that's completely wrong.
Need the talk talk. I did, and if I remember correctly, I was probably about nine years old and my dad tried to give me some information and I retained it because it's shocking when your dad brings that type of content up with you and your little kid. You you remember all of it, and I remember, and I don't even repeat it on the air, But he told me the information he gave me was wrong, like as far as things go, like, I don't know what you're into, Dad, but
that doesn't track at all, none of it. But he was trying to like say it in layman's terms for a kid to understand. And yeah, his anatomy. He didn't have a good grasp of the female anatomy back then. I'll just put it that way. Well, we've learned a lot, you know. He also from an era where it was not just you know, free internet porn there for you. I don't know. The Rangers made
the playoffs, Danny. We're gonna get into that at six somehow. The Rangers always find a way to make things very rangery, and I wish there was a better way to explain it. There's really not a franchise like the Rangers. They're just incredible in the way that they can f something up. And I don't know, I've got hot Ranger takes on a day we should be celebrating that they're making the playoffs. I kind of want to rip them.
Okay, So we kind of knew what what they needed to do to put themselves in the best position that they possibly could, and there was the very bare minimum that they could do to just make the playoffs. All they had to do was one click above the bare minimum to change their playoff landscape to a pretty important degree in a week off. And they just did the absolute bare minimum that they had to do to make the playoffs. Right, they nearly messed it up. Yeah, they did the bare minimum and then
celebrated and then didn't show up to work on Sunday. I'm we'll save it for six thirty. But the Rangers always find a way to make something exciting, another way to punch you in the nuts or gut if you don't have nuts. They just it's just it's the Ranger way it is. And it's
an awesome season and it's fun. It's funny to have these conversations with Mikey in the room because even though he's been in this city for a pretty long time, there is just something about growing up with this team and being a fan of this team for me dating back to the late seventies, but the eighties and all of that that that meant ye the nineties where they you know, started making the playoffs a little bit, but just the first round exits,
the one playoff win in three playoff series and all of them against the Yankees, and just the way they kind of it's the way they lose. There's something to that, and it's so creative and it's so silly sometimes that even when they do something positive, which look making the playoffs for the first time about six seven years, we should be in here very very excited. Yeah, it's cool, but just the way they do it, it's like, could you do if they had done any less, If the Rangers had
done this much less, they wouldn't have made the playoffs. Yeah, were all they had to do was this much more and they have a week off. I don't feel like I should have to bow down to them because they made the playoffs, when if they're just not historically the worst bullpen in MLB history, then yeah, they probably won a hundred games and are the home
they have. Like, we'll get into it. It's seven. We'll get some more Cowboys stuff going on. We'll chat a little more in detail about the game a little bit, and if there's anything we can decipher from it. I know a couple of things that they do make a little sense. Seven thirty scuttle but this celebrity kidnapped her son, plus a big finding in
a garage. I'll tell you what that was. Wow. Yeah, seven thirty, Big Time eight o'clock three For all, we did three cowboys predictions you heard Malcolm a little bit earlier, or three uh scorching hot cowboys predictions from Friday though that Siroy, Danny and I did well. See if we
hit on any of those as we watched these things throughout the day. Dinger's Morning News eight thirty special pullout edition and one includes Bill Belichick's boobies and uh at nine toy story Taylor Swift, a lot of weird NFL Week four stuff and that's some funny audio to go with that as well. So it should be a pretty fun fun show. I have a you know jjjo at the weekend crap intro. It's a fun song. I'd like to hear it some crap about it's reef, I can your voice goes high at the end there,
Thank you. So I wrecked my body clot completely, which is not a great idea for a guy with the chronic sleep disorder and morning show job. You sacrificed your body to uh to be able to report. Yeah on golf. I like to call it golf because some people hate golf and then mix them. Go Nope, Ryder Cup. Your favorite sporting event is the Ryder Cup, which I find incredibly bizarre. It's weird, but whatever. You know, you're a weird dude. We're all weird people. I just
love the format and I love the taunting of each other. There's so much petty bs. Okay, was it worth it? Yeah? I mean, look, because we walked out of here on Friday, you know, thinking, holy nuts, the US and A is going to get waxed. And for me to come in here this morning and you to tell me that hey, on't as bad as uh, we all thought it was going to be. In fact, the US made it somewhat close. All I saw I didn't watch any of it. I didn't even really read about it. I'm
sorry. The one thing that I did see was a video posted on x formerly known as Twitter, of Rory McElroy yelling at somebody which appeared to be in a parking lot. Yeah, that was weird. I don't And I texted you, I go, why was Rory so bent? Well, there's actually a lot here. This is good. I'm god. You're asking these questions because that's important. That's part of the reasons the Cup, it's one oh one follow up. You don't see NASCAR type things like this in the
Ryder Cup with golfers. I mean, I'll see like NASCAR type things with golfers in general, but this is very much, very much. Hey man, you bumped me when I was going around turn too. Let's fight. So last night was the first night of the weekend. Then I slept in my own bed, and it wasn't because I was in the doghouse or anything. Yea Friday night into Saturday morning, they were teeing off at one thirty
am. So I went to Electric six on Friday night and I went alone, and it was awesome, and I met a bunch of listeners there by the way, so that was kind of cool. First of all, Dick Valentine of Electric six is battling. He's battling a bit of a cold. He think I need to see a physician. I've got Lime's disease. A deer a bit beyond the forehead. I thought that was funny. A deer bid him on the forehead. So you, I think you caught what he
has. I think he spitting into the audience with his growley Growley approached to singing, fired spit particles across the audience, and Kat showed up to day a Tad under the weather by the way, a couple of new band members, Clown Loudman and new bass player Rex Shape. Rex Shape along, of course with her best flavorings. He stayed there, I'm still in the doctor where would but I was kind of it's always kind of fun to get in a show low and just he never really do that that often did that got
home? He said, you know what, I need to go get some snacks. So I stopped at a QT, just went in, got my snacks, and we sat there on the couch and we pretty much watched the whole damn thing, Like one thirty five am. Maybe a snooze, here's just me and my snacks. Yeah, one thirty five and I wasn't feeling great, so I wasn't drinking either. I wasn't like drunken guy or you know, can be in a haze on his couch. I was kind of fighting off some post nasal drip and I was sitting there, went thirty five
until the Colorado game started. Eleven yeahad started. I stayed up all day, Yeah, and then I slept quite a bit through the afternoon, the mid afternoon college football games, and I turned the Rangers on and so I was like, I watched the Rangers cool, and this is and this is on Saturday. And then I went to sleep and woke up at four am because Sunday singles and I knew it would go forward and they got it set up to go about four am to about noon. So I was like,
this is great and altough the Twitch story game on the small TV. We're good. But at three thirty five am, again not drinking, fighting off post nasal drip, I said, you know what, I'm gonna need to go get some snacks. Went back to the QT right down the street on flipino chi crunchy cheese. It's actually that's one of the yes. That was a part of I got two. Would you get it? Cherry vanilla diet
dr peppers made me feel so good. I don't know. One just didn't feel like it would be enough, and look, one still at the fridge. So I've got it from later in the weeks. I didn't get to it, and I watched the whole damn thing and we lost sixteen and a half to eleven and a half. Okay, but we tried to fight back. Now, the controversy with the hat and why Rory was yelling Patrick Cantlay is a golfer with a terrible name for America, and he wasn't wearing a
hat and why because it was covered in spaghetti. It was not covered in the wrong guy. I don't think any of our Ryder Cup picks came game true either. Back to the point that I didn't care to pull the audio, was like whatever, but he So there was an article that got out that says he wasn't weren't because he's like, didn't support the fact if he's not getting paid for the Ryder Cup, he's not gonna wear a sponsors hat, which turns out to line it's not true. Okay, it's just it's
just made up. But whatever. So all the European crowd, and it's in Rome, all the European fans, and there's a way more European fans are than American fans. Every time he's about to hit a shot or hit a putt, they're all taking their hats off and are waving their hats at the crowd. One whole eighteen of his last match, and American needs it to get some of this is on Friday. Okay, he drains it, Okay, gets pumped up, does the fist pump thing in your face.
But his caddy is Tiger Woods caddy, John Lacava and John Lacava. So after can't Lay makes his putt, Rory's up and if Rory makes his putt, it's a tie. If Rory misses his putt, then America gets the point. Well, while Rory's doing that, John Lacava, who's Tiger's caddy. If you're a caddy, you're on the course. You shouldn't be messed around. He takes his hat off and he's shaking his hat, which is like almost like to say, oh, you're gonna do that us. He's
taking apart. He's taking part of these like crowd festivities, which you shouldn't do probably, And Rory got pissed is before he hit his putt. And Rory got pissed so pissed at can't lay his caddy, Yes, and went and he tried to confront him, to confront the caddy, not Patrick, Yeah, not Patrick, Okay, the caddy off the course. He went to confront him too. Well, somebody had their phone out and documented it and put it on Twitter. Rory's wife is going, Rory get back in
the car. Was he really get back in the car. You can't hear her, but you can tell. Is this the same galley smashed through the coffee table? Wait? What? Nothing? That's Dustin Johnson and Paulina Right, well, this is a Rory story. You remember that rumor? Wa he went back in the day where it was he was shagging some broad on a glass coffee table and ended up cutting himself. And I thought that was Dustin Johnson. I thought that. I thought it was Rory. Okay,
hold on right now, it's gonna take you forever. You're not good at the internet. You know what, you didn't grow up with the internet. I'll find out and we'll be sure that we tracked. Yep, oh my god, that was ten years ago. Yeah. Was this Caroline Wosniac,
the old tennis player. I don't remember. I just remember that rumor flow around about what dogs all of the PGA tour dudes were, and Tiger wasn't the only one that's you know, acting out in that way, and then that story kind of surface, But it was all rumor right there, There wasn't anything real about it as far as I don't know actually count something happened where you doing fun sick stuff on a glass coffee Gosh, I bet that
is that? Is that? Right? Is that we're getting multiple sources you're tracking this and it does seem like he absolutely was doing that on it and then cut. Yeah, you're right. Gosh, there's a diagram of it that. It's incredible. How did you miss that, golf man? I don't know. Man, maybe ten years ago I just didn't care as much, you know, Yeah, but you still would have cared about the selacious aspect of it. Ten years ago I was out on on on coffee tables.
Well, oh that's been we lost you. You're smoked us. Well, I hope you had a good weekend. Are What are you gonna do to catch up on your sleep? Oh? Crap or late. I'm gonna do my blood work today after the show, lab tested tomorrow, get my wisdom teeth pulled. It's gonna be a great week. Hey, hey Rangers, why why do you do this to us? Next on ninety seven one, The Freak