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The Opener: November 28, 2023

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Here's the opening segment for Tuesday November 28th, 2023, featuring a big time surprise return to the arena

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All right, let's have a little fun here. Good morning, Mitro Bikes, Kevin Turner with Mike Siroyd. We have JJ Jackson here. Danny Bayless has the week off. Were are Tuesday, November twenty eight, so running out of the days. Got to use those vacation days. Thank give them to you, spend them. That's what Danny's doing. He'll be back next week for our year in blowout. And you can go to at Katie bunsweets and vote in the ninety seven on the free clip show Countdown. I voted,

thank you. You can vote as many times as you want to fun fact well, and you can vote on as many things as you want. Yeah. So a lot of people are just voting for m are they really? No? Well, I don't know if that's a quality expenditure of time. Yeah, he sounds like, what's the point I got on Reddit last night? I saw that and uh, I gotta get caught up today. But I was incentivizing people to vote. You answered a lot of the questions that were thrown at you. Oh, I've said, hup an answer everyone.

So if I haven't answered one, I will get to it tonight. I don't know pray New Year. Yeah, get around to it. Eventually, we'll get there. Yeah. But it was good because I was get draw I was driving people to participate in the clip show countdown. I appreciate it. I mean, I've got over one hundred clips. How many votes do you have? One hundred thousand, two hundred thousand? You know what,

here's what's wild about it. I absolutely left a tab up for other and a lot of people are just hitting that for no reason, Like, and I'm not gonna have the clip that you want when you vote for other. Five hundred and forty six votes on that on other, Yeah, is it winning? Yeah, And it won't be an actual clip. So maybe I'll just go record in the studio other who and there's your clip. Your leader right now in the clubhouse is still the Ryans Mikey Danny in group song.

I mean, it is a jam. It's a jam. It's just about a show that no longer exists. I think that's when our station peaked. But that's the battle. When I was going through these clips, I was like, yet that there's a lot of things that are on there from the old show lineups. There's some stuff on there. I mean it's not much, but there's a couple Matt gather clips, you know, who no longer works here, but in the morning show for a good while, a

good portion of the first year. I was like, do you just discard that? No, I think it's a part of the stage history. So grabbed it and put it in there. Someone also was coming at me a little bit and they're like, well, about Jeff's butt tattoo, And I'm like, well, someone needs to send me the fifteen to twenty second audio clip. Yeah, how do you do that? Yeah? It was like, it's just a thing that we remember. I don't know that that'll make

the clip show. That could be the moment or the action of the year. Yeah, that's the action. Yeah, the action of the year. But about the breast milk shots, I was like, I need to find the audio of that. That was more of an all day affair. Yeah, that was great too, though, but I did take the time to

cut up lawn Chair Friday, So I don't know. It's interesting how this radio business works, where things like it's their sort of for lack of a better term, forced onto listeners and that's what like, that's why that song, for instance, Ryan's Mikey, Danny and Grooves. When we played a thousand times, we played it every day and that's what makes it popular.

And JJ, this is true, like drops matter, Drops determine what people remember forever and essentially kind of paint a picture of what the station is. I mean, Danny's my pig me with metal bat. I mean, these are just drops. We said them once, and at least his was like a story he told, you know, like he had something that happened to him. Mine was just a literal sentence that I said, like an idiot,

and it turned into something that like defines you. And that is in the hands of the Boardop entirely, and a local brewery makes a beer about that, right, Yeah, Like if I croak Manyana metal bats, it'll be one thing that everyone's like, oh yeah, that he was all right, he said metal bats. But it's because the Boardop drills it into people's head. It turns it into something that's nothing. Most of these are one

off things that maybe were repeated once and they're funny as hell. Yeah, but if not drilled into people's ears, they'd never would win a contest like that. Yeah. Second place is Julie Peter Pants okay, amazing. And third place is Christina loses it, which I do have a theory that Christina and Julie get a lot of votes. People like them, but like them girls, I mean that's Christina. Like if I said Christina loses it, I kept some of these vague. Do you know what moment that is?

I know, her yelling at Bitten Skin because they were doing a bracket of some music people out of Ruido that she yelled, otis redding versus faster than people, But like, I don't know that people would remember that. So all right, if it happens once, it's not a thing yet. It must be drilled. It must be drilled. Everything must be drilled. And that's what we're running on in twenty twenty four. Yeah, today at eight,

we're gonna go to the Allegation train station. Mikey all aboard. This is a lot of a lot of people have been well, there's a couple things in play. One is a basketball player who you happen to own a lot of rookie cards of Josh Giddy is in a bit of hot water right now. And how warranted is that hot water? We'll discuss it. Eight and then also a bunch of big time A List celebrities had a bunch of lawsuits thrown at them last week because of a new law in New York.

And it's all pretty wild. Who ended that eight o'clock, nine o'clock Lights, Camera a Hole. Yeah, I been watching some stuff, watch some things over Thanksgiving, some new TV shows. I'll give a review of the new Squid Game challenge on Netflix, the live action Switch Game. I think I'm currently in the middle of the Hammacance Jon Yes during Thanksgiving week, where I happened to have some leftover Ham, a lot of Ham, John Hamm and Fargo, and I'm getting a lot of John ham And in The Morning

Show, which I'm still working on season three of that on Apple. I pulled the ripcord on Morning Show, not because it wasn't great. I just whatever. I have other things I wanted to do, Like you can't watch every show you can't, and I do like Ham Fargo Season five is off to a good start through two episodes. I'll just say that they'll hit that in Lights, Cam ray Holes. Eight thirty Mikey's Morning News back at you again. We have don't miss it, We had, don't miss mess it.

It's the countdown to Crimbo. This is when the biggest news stories happen. You think they're going to lull you to sleep with all this holiday cheer, but no, a lot going on. The news never takes a day off, unlike Danny speaking of TV. Can I tell you something I did yesterday? Please? I don't want to be overly dramatic and say it's the first time in ten years or anything, because I'm sure I've watched chunks.

But yesterday, after watching part parts of that football game that were just just scat, I'll tell you that game sucked, but I enjoyed the second half. Did you just you just know there's gonna be fumbles and interceptions? And there were almost five pick fixers in that game? Was it was something else? Dobbs looked he had four picks in the first half, right, and it feels like a mess until he had to throw his damn strike at the end. And in our little pick and pool, if the Vikings win,

I win. The Bears ended up winning, so I lose. I thought you went with the bike. Oh in our pool? In the yeah pool? Yeah boy, that's a fun one. Every year I think I enjoy that one more than any of the pools that I'm in. I know you do too many pools. It's a confidence pool where you pick, like what game you want is a sixteen in value all the way down to one in value. All you have to do is pick the winner. But it's a

wild ride. Every Sunday I was clean. I won the the I lost the Green Bay uh Detroit game Thursday, the very first game of the week. Won every single one until I bookend it with the loss last night and lose by like a point. Trets to you and your tie for first, tie for first, second place, and then I had a bad point total. It doesn't matter anyway. Last night, very intentionally, for the first time in many years, I was excited for and watched Monday Night Raw all

right because get the Iron Claw just getting you going? I got with the iron Claw foam finger on exclusive giveaway at the Texas Theater that Zach Effron handed to me. Uh No, it's because there was a return on Saturday night, which again I was unaware of but until I saw it on social media and then I did, and I'm like, damn, there was the return of CM punk. What do you know? About CM punk. He is one of in my opinion, this is just me, one of the top

wrestlers in the game. About eight years ago. Okay, yeah, yeah, didn't he also crap his pants one time? Or was that the Miz? I don't know that because of steroids, like seriously, because of like I don't think steroids are painkillers that they were giving him, like made him do that to himself. I would guess seventy five percent of wrestlers have crapped their pants at any given moment, including Jeremy Allen White. Yeah in the movie. But yeah, we'll see him punk. It was twenty sixteen.

I mean, one of his big bits is that he's straight edge, So I don't think it was steroids. I don't know. I think he did interviews about it though. Over the years. He is an open book and that's part of why people are attracted to him. White people like him. He's Look. Whenever I've watched wrestle, even when I liked it back in the day, I didn't really care about two guys wrestling around. I want Mike work, I want promos. I love how they sell matches. They

sell this fake traveling circuits, fake predetermined whatever traveling circus. They get you fired up and get you interested. And I don't know if anyone in my lifetime was as good as this dude's. See I'm punk on a microphone. He's just great. He's kind of real and funny and smart and that basically never flubs a line. He's excellent. And fifteen years ago he had a promo that was just so good and went viral and all this stuff. So anyway, the dude had a public falling out with WWE ten years ago.

This is like a hell froze over type thing, like they hated each other, him and Vinnie Mack and all this stuff. Anyway, so you think the dude's done forever, which was probably gonna be the case. And then you know how it goes. Anything can happen. If they can make money doing something, they're gonna figure out why to do it. So Saturday night they had a Survivor series, right, it was the thing Brody was counting us down to. That's the biggest party of Thanksgiving, Kevin, and it's

in Chicago, and that's the Mpunk's hometown. So anything SAMPUNK related in Chicago, they're gonna lose their town minds. But I want you to hear the pop, okay, because there's nothing in wrestling like the pop, or any sport for that matter. If you throw a seventy yard touchdown, the crowd goes from medium to blowing their minds. But in wrestling, it's like when your music hits, it's called the pop. And here it is from Saturday night. At the very end of the show, they have this crazy,

uh whatever match. They had two rings together, I don't know, oh, a double ring, double ring with a cage over both the rings. Didn't watch it, but at the end of it, they're playing like the music of the Winner. They're panning back, they're putting the little logo on the right, you know, to say the show's over, thanks for watching, And it looks like it's all gonna end. And then this dude's music hits and it's kind of goosebumpy. Just to hear, okay, just to

hear. I mean it's about two seconds three seconds into this, you'll hear when a cult of personality by a living color kicks in and the crowd loses this crazy I mean, do you hear that? That term? And then is that the signature move of everyone since Stone Cold did it The Breaking Glass? No, that was like a it wasn't breaking Glass, but yes, the break Glass is most iconic pre song noise. I guess we would call it pretty pop noise. Yeah, pop indicator. And this dude comes out.

He's like a regular dude. He's not that big, he's not crazy Jack, He's just entertaining and he he's a esther. When was the last time he fought wrestled it with these guys? Ten years? Wow? So he left quit big scene WW sent him his your fired papers on his wedding day. It's very Jason sedeikis Okay, there you go, and that's like sort of real. That is real, Like he hated him, and then he left. He went to UFC, got beat up a little bit.

Oh buddy, wanted to fight for real because I wanted to challenge himself. And then he went to the other ae W the competitor and that didn't work either, and then he came back for this. Uh, I'm gonna play one more time. JJ, just I don't know this. It's the pop KT frank that s and everyone knew right on the first note of the song, yes before whatever that Yeah, it's kind of a badass old song that

yeah, you come out to and then he struts out. He's just in a white T shirt and jams, and the dude when he's on a mic is incredible, Like it's fun. He sells stuff and I don't know, again, I haven't watched it in a long time, but they you know, it's wrestling, they overblow everything. But last night during Raw, which I watched the first time a long time, they were like seventy one million views of that video, like the most watched thing in the history of wrestling,

outside of the Hulk Hogan Gawker tape. That's right. I was just up there Bubba the love Sponge his wife getting the house by the Hulkster God. That's awesome. It was cool, man, it was cool. So last night I was like fast forwarding through the whole thing, yeah, you know, because I'm like, all right, I just want to see the sampunk thing. And he came out and did a little promo and it wasn't all that exciting, but he was still back and it was pretty cool.

I forgot what I saw on him, and it had to be five years ago, but it was something he was talking about and this might have been when he was having a big falling out with WW or whatever, but he was just talking about the corrupt things about it. Yeah, and I think the substance abuse was one of them. Yeah, he I mean, that's what we're talking. That's I mean. Obviously the story Crapt his Pants is twenty sixteen because he the details are sketchy for me is it's a documentary type

of piece I watched years ago. I don't know why. It might have been John Oliver too, though, which I watch every week, so it might have been that. But to have a guy like that gum and speak out, I think come back too. Yeah, exactly, And that's I'll give credit to Vince McMahon. I don't know, not really the family, the daughter, didn't the daughter get some Yeah, Stephanie and uh Triple h Yeah, who are married. Oh they I guess run everything. But I

think Vince still yeah, never too far. But I don't think he's there every day, like hands on every show. And there are people arguing that that's getting better. I don't know. I don't know, nuh. But to have that dude back, maybe it's because Vince isn't around that they could be like screw it. I mean, they let bygones be bygones in that game. And if you can sell me ten thousand or forty thousand more tickets to whatever the next pay per view is, I don't care what happened ten

years ago. Like, let's put some work in and let's make some money. I think what I haven't watched wrestling, dude since I was yeah, thirteen, you know, but when I was in it, Vince was heavily featured all the time. Well he's probably, but that was when it was WF versus WCW two, Yeah, and you had kind of the edgy version of it, and then you kind of had the more family friendly version with WCW. But as wild how they merge was it. It's interesting really how

big companies work in terms of merging. When there's little cross promotion of other companies, like in radio, it's almost seen as a sin. Like the idea that we would have was say Brian brought us on to talk Cowboys, or Jared sand were on the Talk Ragers, or Gordon Keith on to talk about the jfk assassination wouldn't be allowed, Dude, in TV, totally allowed and I just so I saw that it was the Sunday night Sunday afternoon game

is Bills and Eagles and jim nantzk goes. Want to remind you studied at football coming up on NBC in twenty minutes last night, I just had my TV on. Jimmy Kimmel was promoting that he's having Jimmy Fallon and Megan Trainer on to sing their new Christmas song, and like they Stephen Goldbert had Kimmel on, like they they just crossed pollinate all the time. Wrestling was doing

that back in the day WCW and WF for their own things. But like for the video game, I think they sold the whole video game that was based off what's best for business WCWWF, you gotta be great for business for radio. This is just suggestions out there. If companies let other companies, you know, personalities, guest on other shows, that's interesting. Yeah, it's what we can have it in TV that couldn't happen in radio. It

could. Yeah, And I don't know if Dallas has a because of the way the ticket is, I think has more of a territorial war vibe. Yeah, you know where they because they must protect and if you listen to anyone else, you're a trader. And they've created that. Yeah, and to protect that, they could never even consider something like that. Well yeah, and they wouldn't do it, and that's because they're so you know. And then you got to deal with the boss who would be mad at him

and all that stuff. And that's also it too, is their boss is but like, maintain that at all costs, which is his job. So I understand that if there was a breaking Dave Matthews band story in the world and Hardline wanted to have you on, Yeah, and Corby's like, man, Kat is an expert, let's get him on. I think I should be able to do that. Yeah. I don't disagree. I don't I don't disagree they do it in TV. What would it help in the goal?

Shouldn't the goal instead of competing with each other, shouldn't the goal be to raise each other a little bit and keep Treashul Radio going, Oh, these are things they think about in my sleep. So well. In the football example you made, it's all the National Football League and that's the NFL overseeing something. Yeah. And the wrestling thing I mentioned is Vince McMahon at

the time overseeing something and I thought, I don't think that. I think when they were at their Monday Night Wars they weren't doing that, not actively. But if you'll remember when Triple H and Degeneration X they got in the tank KT remember the tank, I don't, yes, you do, I don't think I do. So they were in the same city Monday Night.

Raw was in the same city as Nitro, which was the w wright and Triple H and their faction all dressed up like soldiers and got an old tank and drove over to their arena and acted like they were trying to bash the door down and break in and fight people like knowing they're not going to let you in. No one's gonna fight. We're all pretty much friends anyway.

But it's just this beautiful show we're putting on. And it came off as like, oh my god, they're trying to evade Nitro, And even if you're smart enough to know, it's all just a bit, it's all a bit. And I've said it one hundred times. When Brody's in here, when anyone's in here, everyone knows it's fake. No adult is going kickers. But when you watch. Do you think Robert Downey Junior can fly and shoot people with his hand cannons? Like it's all just stuff that you're watching

to entertain you. How it doesn't matter how you get there? Not anymore? He can't. No, No, he's old. Well, he spends too much time on his facial hair. And also because of what happened to him spoiler what happened one of the Avengers movies, he died. Yeah, we have. I'll just go little bit for seven thirty, catch up on some of the daily local news things like that seven o'clock and sports at seven.

But your TV broadcast for football might get turned on its head a little bit, as there was a report yesterday I saw and I don't I haven't seen a lot of people running with this nationally yet, but I think this will be a story by the end of today. And I think you're gonna see something and I will tell you what that is at seven o'clock. Really, have I captivated you? Yes? Also, JJ ranks the ten hottest quarterbacks in the NFL. That's why we're here today. Look at her,

she's just ready to go. Oh yeah. Number one thing I'm looking forward to today The ten hottest NFL quarterbacks. It was probably the single most hardest thing I've done. I can't understand that's one of the hardest things I've ever had to day was Yeah. I mean, look, it's tough because you gotta make the cuts. You don't leave anyone off. It's tough. Let's me and you do our top three just to see how Yeah, well, let's keep him secret and top three who you think, not who you think

JJ's picking, who you think is hot. I haven't done this in a few years. I should have brought it back this year. Amongst other things. Is I usually powering how hot the head coaches are each NFL team and that will be the standings? Oh oh really yeah? Which, look, maybe I'm wrong. I'll take Andy Reid of the Chiefs over Sean Payton at the moroncos neither guy. Who's that right, dude? During cuffing season, all you want to Andy Reid, okay, the fluffy comedian, the round

amount of profound Kevin Turner throwing some votes toward Andy Reid. That list would definitely be real hard to do. I mean I think it's easier probably now because ready for Tuesday, JJ ranks and the ten hottest coaches. That's not that hard. There's some actual hot coaches. Yeah, Robert is hot. Yeah, yeah, uh uh. Jamika Ryan's is hot. Mike McDaniel's hot, Mike Tomlin. Why is it all? There's just seems to be a cutoff with you. He's really short and small. Matt Leffloor is hot.

Matt Lafloor's hot. Kevin O'Connell, Kevin Stefanski, Kevin Stefanski. Yeah, Kevin's browns and vikings. Yeah, you're looking fellas Kevin Kevin O'Connell. Okay, I can see. Pete Carroll looks like an old woman to me, But I wonder just because he does has age pretty well, dude, for his age, he's hot. Yeah, I agree, great head of hair. He definitely like he was pulling girls back in the day. Yeah, yeah, probably college ones when he was fifty at USC and there's no doubt.

But he's looked the same for the last thirty years. She used toill got like an old woman because he's old. Oh there you go. I mean, I don't like, it's not really my type. Brandon Staley the Chargers is good looking at we could do that Josh Canahan looks like Jeremy Strong of succession next week. Hottest NFL Coaches Today at seven o'clock, only forty minutes from now, JJ ranks the hottest quarterbacks in the NFL. What a day day tomorrow even eight am. We're gonna give away five pairs of tickets

to see Adam Sandler at Windstar World in Resort. Dude. Now, I'm a Windstar fan. Me too, and I'm an Adam Sandler fan, and I saw him when he was on tour. This might him in February or March. It was so good and I didn't really know what to expect even and it was freaking phenomenal because he still do a joke here in there. But then he does like four or five songs, and he's got a good stage setup, and the songs are very downbeat, singing, pumpkin ish and

length. He doesn't just do the weird noises for two hours straight. No, yeah, he doesn't. Go I I do. I'll go straight to the parking lot if that's if he starts doing that. Scooby Doo, are you kind of need the face too? You shut up a right, don't use do it either, because I'll go to the parking lot as well. Yeah, and you're the one who's sick. Here on tonsel Lightest Tuesday on the down Beach. I don't think I'm sick. This guy's sick. I

think I'm wounded. When I see him before the show, he reminds me of a warrior. He is and he shouldn't even be here, and then he like punches his chest with his fists like Marky Mark in the movie Fear. I don't want to get anyone else sick. But also, who's going to do the show? Yeah, so wonder it solo? Me and JJ will knock this s out all those knobs turned to the right. I don't think I'm sick. I just think something's going around. I need you to

get through this. The weather's changing out there. Dan, all right, Mike, what's coming up? And the most important thing in the world. We're doing it because Kat finally let the cat out of the bag. He puts some pictures online last night. Not gonna lie, my buddy. Kevin turned had one of the most significant days of his life, and he didn't

really tell any about it, anyone about it until it went public. I guess yesterday we'll tell you what it is, and I'll tell you about the nerves, excitement, everything they went through his head on one of the biggest decisions a man can ever make. That's next right here on ninety seven on in the Freak

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