Good Friday morning, everyone, Let's do it. At seven thirty, the city of Plano has responded to the song from the Commodore of the Corinthian Sailing Club. I think we kind of wrap up this story at seven thirty. Finally, at eight o'clock, you have an opportunity to go see Less, to be in the same room as Less Clayfable. Imagine the experience, Mikey, I cannot picture yourself. I can't. It's so wild in a room with members of Primus Primus. It's like Less Claypool, Twissifer, like Maynard
from Tool a poifect Circle, others. You won't believe it other mighty man, I can't. It's so far crutched. I can't even imagine eight o'clock March and Mayhem. You have to put yourself in that position. Just imagine yourself. That feels loud in here. My eyes are closed, I'm in this place. There's Less clay I like Less Claypool, though he's delightfully weird. Why never get I liked him an oyster head his side project. I think Trey Anastasio from Fish was in that band as really yeah, and Stuart
Copeland, what a what a trio. It's weird too. That is a weird oyster Head, Oyster Fish, Police and Primus. Yeah, all pea bands. They will be joining. It is all that will be joining together in twenty years for the Ochenta tour is this one is the Sascenta tour. I have struggled with what seventy was. That's why sequenta duh. Their big hit was the Armies on ecstasy. The Army is on extasy. Okay, it was not it was it was. It was not a big hit.
I shouldn't say say. The one song I recall, Hitler was on crystal myth was he that confirmed? Oh yeah by many colleagues. Crystal meth? Huh, I was among many other things. They invent crystal meth there. I think it was probably around metha. I am am feto minds been around for a while. But yeah, that's a great name for a drug, crystal meth. Yes, it sounds dangerous and fun. Yeah, Crystal adds a crystal is a beautiful work, very mysterious word. Yeah you know why
because Christ? Yeah, it probably is rooted in our love for the sweet divine one. Crystals there. Yeah, if you say something has crystals, Like, it's not decaf, it's coffee crystals. Yes, oh god yeah, and God forbid you get a bag of candy that's coated in flavor crystals. All who doesn't want that? So for like a year now, when I feed my dog, he's spoiled. I love him. I don't care. I put something else, like in his regular dry food. Like if I have a steak that I ate, I'll cut up, you know,
the fat or whatever. I'll cut you know, whatever leftover. If I have a taco, I'll cut up like half a taco, just meat and cheese, and I'll put like mix it into his bowl. You know, I put something special in there every time. Yeah, because he's kind of he's spoiled now, yes, but it changes every day. It's just it's usually just a pinch of shredded cheese. I'll mix that up into his food. But no matter what it is, I call them his flavor crystals.
It could be absolutely anything. So I'm like Simon because he can hear me making food. Then when I tap the fork ding ding dy on the side of the bowl, like after I'm done mixing it, then he knows that it's now going to the eating station and I tell him we got flavor crystals. I'm so lame for that dog. Dude. You should hear the songs I sing him every day, Like just yesterday, I was singinghim a song, right and I got home. It's so excited, And I'm like,
if there's a hidden camera in here, this guy would freak out. I would either be made fun of more than any human on earth, or every woman would be in love with me because I sing beautiful songs to my dog. God, imagine all day, every day we turn into that way grown ass men with our kids and our dogs, especially little kids. The amount of like like you said, nicknames and songs that I sing to my dog, The amount of insanity and dancing, weird dingu dancing that you would never
see in the wild that happens with the toddler. God As a no kid man, I'm a damn fool. Are there any similarities to coming home? Well, you know, coming home to a kid. It was just in a house, obviously, But when a kid first sees you every day, is he excited? Is it? I mean, most of the time, unless he's already engaged in like an activity, I can be considered an interruption at some times too, when he's like way into hot wheels or monster trucks
or whatever the hell, whatever the hell else ass he's doing. Yeah, But most of the time, Shatty pick him up and usually have something to tell you, some important yes, yeah, yeah, And it's always random as hell yeah yeah, because there's just nothing like the joy of coming home
and my dag. Like it's cliche, but like bad day whatever. I don't have any bad days, but I come home and this little bastard is so happy to see me, Like you open the door and he does the one check to make sure it's me, which it is always me, and it takes millisecond, and then he's so happiness whole ass shakes, and then he runs to get any toy out of his basket and bring me a gift every day. He doesn't care what it is. I don't know. It's
just such pure joy. And you could be gone anything beyond five minutes to them, could be a day or five years. They they act like you've been at sea on a quest see you when you come home from work, you know, on a dangerous quest seeking the sea crystals. Yeah, or the nineteen eighty nine sports illustrated swimsuits. Yeah, it's just going to mailbox. I'm just running to the mailbox. Yeah, it's like, where have you been? I went out to get tacos. I've been gone twenty seven
minutes. Dog. See, Generally, I agree, but I think because I tell something where I'm going, and I think he knows by my time. I think, you know, like when I leave, i'll grab my keys, I'll hear that and be like, am I in on this trip or no? And then he could tell he's not, and I'll kind of give him a hand up, like I'll be right back. I'm just running to consumer value stores. And he knows that's just a couple of minutes. But like this morning, you know, he knows the routine of the morning.
You know. All right, dude, I'll be back in the bed and I'll see you in five hours, six out whatever. My dog every morning that when I get up at this ridiculous hour, looks at me like I'm insane. Yeah what again, you're still doing this if you know what's four? Do you think dogs have any understanding of weekends and weekdays? Yeah? I think they get used to a routine, and I think they're little creatures of habit and routine, and they realize that we can. I told
him this morning, I'm like, dude, it's Friday. We're good after they and I wonder if you understands that. You know, He's like, okay, we'll get to the day when he has a notion. It was like a dumber animal. The dogs are pretty smart relatively, you know, but it was like a dumber pet. Yeah, they'd have no idea. I imagine like a freaking macaw or crane fly. No, the macaw smart, they speak. Ain't that smart? That baby? That baby monkeys on
that TV behind it? Turning around every time you guys see something on the TV because you both a really cute baby monkey. Oh Jesus, is not a cute baby monkey. Look at that baby? My god, if you're near a TV just popping on Channel five if you want to see the cutest damn baby gorilla in the world, that's a baby gorilla Jamila, And she's moving. How do you know that the sea section monkey? Are you being serious? We're moving. They're shipping her off because none of those mama monkeys
want to deal with her. Oh because the sea section. Yeah, they couldn't find a surrogate that would want to like be look at it. Oh my god, that is beautiful. It's biting its little hand. Just get her hand on her butt though, that's gonna that's what put the the baby, all right, you have it, put a diaper on it, because they did the same thing, right, don't they just eat and sleep?
Yeah? Pretty much crap. I mean that's pretty much all babies do for the first year or two, right, yeah, yeah, until the short I mean it's just eat, sleep till they until they start cussing. You got that to contend with. I know, for my first Harver many years, my dad called me the little S machine. Yeah, because that's all I was accomplishing, Little s machines that you give life too, and that's what they bring to the world for a few years. Poops, that's your
redeemable quality. Poops And Plane, Now, did plan don't respond in song? Kevin? You just hold your horse out till seven thirty. Yeah, you can just sniff out his bit. I know he comes in, he's like, hey, oh, Plane, heard the song yesterday. I'm not there dumb enough to try to follow up what we heard yesterday from the commodore of the Corinthian Club, and we'll give you a little snippet of that again at seven thirty for the full reset. Yeah, but we're covered on that
end. I think this will wrap up the story. I really do. You're not dumb enough to challenge a rabbit in eight mile to a freestyle battle. Yeah, just strut in there like you're gonna take down the champ. That's a suicide. Yeah, it's like not talking hockey. I got an email. Do you guys remember Jim yesterday? Yeah, Jim had mindful observations about our show. Did he responding anyway? He's in Colorado, Man, Maybe he didn't. He did turn it off. He's not thinking about us.
Possible. I'm not sure. I'm sure. I mean, maybe he's maybe he was, maybe he was being truthful. He really quit listening. Yeah, this goes from Michael. So for the quick reset, Ozener named Jim called in to complain and said he was never listening to us again because of our attitudes towards Talking Stars, because we didn't thoroughly cover the Mike Madonna statue on veiling, which we admitted it was on the run sheet, and
we did, but that certainly was all we did. Try to do is significant things that happened in Dallas, and sometimes there's sports and usually they're not. But yes, that was a significant thing that happened to Dallas, absolutely, and we said that we were regretful that we didn't cover it. I alogized to Jim, thought he made some good points. He also had some bad points in there too, some good point yeah, but it was fine.
So you know, it was just a The thing I think Jim was really getting grilled for was talking about how he's an older man in his fifties who has a six figure income. Yeah. Yeah, it really just felt like something a big, six high, six high, six figure email from Michael. Hey, keV Oh, just got through listening to your segment from this morning show where we all discussed your email from Jim thought it would be worth it to balance out some of the bitter, some of his bitterness by
saying that I'm twenty three. Okay, all right, he said, He said, so I'm twenty three, so that the suit's crying about demographics can suck it. And I'm a lifelong Stars fan and I also listened to your show every day. What I like you guys to talk more Stars. Sure, but I get that you guys aren't the biggest hockey fans, and why would you be when you're in a market with a team like the Cowboys or the home of the MAVs and you have a baseball team coming off its first
World Series championship and team mystery. I could go on, but I think you get the point. The station in this show especially is special to me, and I planned my day around getting to listen to you knuckleheads and your songs about potatoes, your crime blasting skills and crazy game shows. All Right,
I just wanted to share some encouraging feedback. I love the Stars, they're my favorite Dallas sports team, but I also love the freak and I think it might be a revolutionary idea to Jim to say that there's plenty of space for both. Freak on love your bunds. Michael, all right, Michael, thank you, Michael. Cool, Young Michael. That's sweet. So there we go. Did you have any further observations the listener feedback? That's all? What do you say? After he signed off on the email?
That was it? Yeah? Okay, don't give out my name. Twenty three twenty three, young Buck. Okay, we'll call us in two years. Nice and jim Off for stands. The demographic is twenty five to fifty four, right, no one else matters. Nobody else matters, according not to us. But oh yeah, walk through that for sure. If you're fifty five, I should just go home. You're just done. I am, You're done living spending money being an important part of Dallas. Fifty
five. I am tired. Yep. That's that's every one of you at fifty five. Yep, just tired. She's in the war, man. I'll jump in the river when the bacteria levels come back at zero point zero zero. Yeah, should we play that again? Seven thirty we're playing his song, Oh oh as we've got a response, Oh yeah, yeah from the city of Plano. They've reached out to Kevin. I can't wait, I give my email out. Was it Kevin to the tune dancing on the
ceiling? Their response, dancing on the ceiling? Jeez mm hmmm, or lady, I love Lionel Richie too well for himself. V now. Still, I didn't know that he was even that big of a deal. Back in the day to I watched that We are the World Dog. Good grief, dude, there was nobody bigger. It was Lionel Richie and Madonna and Mike Jackson. I'm from the I'm from the age of the he was Nicole Richie's dad. The boss was big. You know, this was maybe the
biggest of all. And because they were in this genre, they don't get the credit. The band Alabama, I am not kidding with the string of hits that that freaking country and western band Alabama had crossed over there massive their first like two or three records that came out in like the early eighties. Dude, you you could not avoid hearing Alabama, especially out there in West Texas. You love cheap seats, didn't you. I'm talking about their early
stuff that really broke them. But they were so large of an act. They sold so many dang records. What's their hit? I know, I know, Problems South. I don't even know that by name, though I know I mean half Mountain music feels right play in Texas. You gotta have a fiddle in the band. Woof there a bunch a bunch. Do you think they regret some of their imagery? Do you think that's just kind of what they're about. I don't think that's what they're about. Hey, I'm
in a hurry to get things done. That's dumb. Yeah. I think their first album was basically a photograph of them superimposed over a giant Confederate flag. Yeah, they did that. They did that, and you can see him tomorrow night at win Star Wars. You see note resorts. You serious? I bet their backdrops changed through the years. Hey, they're playing with Lee Greenwood in the Norfolk on April twenty fifth, if you want to get tickets to that. Danny, Yeah, I did see Alabama reference Kevin this
morning. This guy's texting, he said. This message is directed to Kevin, he said yesterday Benskin said they want to know more about Ramadan dealing with Kyrie. I'm Muslim and offer to answer any questions they didn't get back to me. Here's your chance to show them up. Josh and his phone number. Okay, any interest in that? Masters to call him right now? No, not right now? Oh he's up six sixteen. Why is it directed to me? Because you're a guest book? Can you is? You're
the one that puts out your email? Remember I do do you do? Do? I don't know that's on the table. The follow well, addressed this a little bit. Yeah, other learning is cool, they're just learning more. But a big article yesterday from Townsend, Yes, explaining the whole godsham god thing and how he's doing it too. So basically he eats and drinks like right before game time. Is that correct? Pending pending the day in the location of the game. I guess, yeah, See it's right
when the game started, it was just getting dark. Wish does ask Josh your question? Tell me just to call in. We got a few minutes here, Hey, JJ his numbers on the text. Go ahead and give this guy a ring. Is it when the sun sits so dump touches the Earth planet? Or does the Sun have to be completely invisible? Okay, before we get Josh, I was beneath the Earth planet. I think the Earth the Sun has to be entirely or like a coin into a slot, has to be pushed all the way into the Earth, okay. Or does
the majorority of the sun. I bet it's all I have to disappear. I bet it's the moment, because sunset is the instant that it's actually gone, right. I think sunset is when it sets on the on the in the edge of the Earth sun down Maybe is when it's completely gone, because it's we have sunrise to the minute and sunset. I think it's the right when you can officially see the big one, and then sunset, I think is when it's gone. Let's ask that's what I think. Let's ask Josh
right now on the freak hotline. Josh you there, Yes, I am. How you doing? Man? Doing all right? Yourself? Awesome? Would happy Ramadan be an appropriate thing to say out loud in Arabic? Is Ramadan mobarik, Ramadan mobarik? Well, Ramadan moubar to you, my friend and Ron, thanks for listening to the station. Thanks for hanging with us, of course, and as if you do listen uh regularly, you could
tell that we have had plenty of questions about Ramadan. And it's fascinating that Kyrie is doing what he's doing and not eating or drinking anytime while the sun is up. Can you start with the question that Danny and I were just talking about when we're talking to the minute, what would you consider to be sundown? So the way that it's said in the Koran and in the Hadith, which is the sayings of Mohammed, is that the pink or red glow at the at the horizon, so it's not actually dark yet. So today
sunrise is in two or three minutes. Okay, it's the first veil of light, and then sunset would be at seven forty pm. Are you crushing food right now? I just had three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Okay, amazing, Okay, and you're down in a bunch of water because you want to be hydrated for a full day, right, yes, okay, yes, so it's nothing nothing, no food, no drink, no candy, no chewing gum, no medicine, no hamburgers. All right? Do
sunset while you're while you're still here? Is sunset? Does the sun have to be completely gone beyond the horizon and just the glow of the aftermath or is it just when the sun touches the earth it's the first glow of sunset, so it most people would still say that it's it's daytime, but alright, it's more like dust. Okay, when the sun begins to touch the earth and there's a glow, that's yeah, sunset. That's when sunset begin,
and you're supposed to break the fast at that time. So if Kyrie is in between quarters or if he's giving a heads up, you might see him like go to the back m hmm, like he's gonna go for a restroom break. And really he's probably going in having something to drink and eat real quick, uh, and probably given the prayer offerings a lot, and then he'll come back out, Josh. Our chances are he'll have extra energy immediately after. Are you a professional athlete of any kind? No? No,
I'm not. Okay, So I do? I do bodybuild? Okay, I'm not a professional athlete. We can assume that you're a regular dude like us, and he's a bodybuilder. He's nothing like us. Like me, You're somewhere to me. How hard is it? Does it suck? I mean? Is it like when you? Is it the first week worse the last week? The first year you do it? Uh? What's this?
Is the ninth year that I've fasted, and so it for me normally it's the first three or four days and then the last two you adjust, getting in, getting into it, and then the last two or three where your your body knows that it's that's about to start being able to smash food again. Do you do you see your body chain and this is how long? What's the duration is it on one full month, on one lunar month, twenty eight or twenty nine days? Do you find that your body changes
as far as you do get leaner? Do you lose weight? Do you gain weight because of the you know, the different cycle that you're eating. How does that affect you as far as your body goes Yeah, so I normally lose weight with a little bit of muscle and then definitely fat. Uh, it's more it's more visceral fat on the inside, not necessarily subcutaneous like the skin right, and definitely water weight. There are a lot of people
who especially when they're in giant family. Why did you offend him like you did, Kevin? I didn't say anything. He was doing great. One question and it was our smashing food right now because he was doing great. I had a question. I had a question about the ivy. Can you get an iv Oh that's a good question. I think no, And I think they've just got it on a te ready to go right when the sun goes down. That him. Yeah, the picture of is Kyrie Josh is
you know a regular dude. I wonder if you can touch food, Like can you prepare your food and just watch the sun? Okay? Or do you have to wait till the sun goes down completely to make your food? Don't touch I don't know the good questions like I don't know. One more question, welly kind of okay, just be quick, Josh, you're back, she's almost well. Maybe he pulled the ripcord on himself. Maybe he was like, maybe he was tired of us. Oh, maybe he can't
do radio interviews while the sun yeah, okay. He said he had three minutes left and it was about three minutes. Yeah, yeah, And maybe he's not answering. No, he probably was just yeah, no, maybe all right, Josh, we love you man, thank you, Yeah, thank you guys. Josh, Yeah, what happened? Do you? Okay? Yeah, I don't know. I've got bad seale service, so it might might have just hung up. Kevin suspected that maybe for Ramadan, you had to hang up at that three minute mark, right when the sun came
out. Uh, well, when when we are finished, I am going to pray? Okay? Would it be offensive if oh yeah he's got to pray rate okay, yeah, wouldn't be offensive? If the downbeat did Ramadan for like a day on like on the air, we were to feel what around yesterday? No, okay, no, as long as you're not making fun of anything, then in no way, it's definitely not not bad at all. We couldn't. It'd probably be in bad taste to tie in some
ticket giveaway to a rock concert. Maybe not do that. We shouldn't call it Ramadan. I don't know, we're going We're not gonna do it that and we wouldn't. It could be conceived as charity. So yeah, that's true. Okay. I wanted to ask this, So can could Kyrie stay within the parameters of the Ramadan tradition by getting uh hydrated via IV? No? Okay, I didn't think. So can you touch food during the day?
Can you prepare food for when the sun hits that perfect time? And then it's like, oh, okay, that's good, like I picture Josh as you guys, I mean being so like respectful and it's a very discipline hard thing to do. But right when that sun goes down and you just pig man. So you're supposed to break the fast with just a little bit of water and preferably a couple of dates. But would be the reason that Kyrie as the gentleman who gives him some fruit and then after prayer is normally
when you just eat everything you can. Have you ever broken your fast with a trip to Wendy's? Yeah, just f it Wendy's. No. Last week, I did Bronze. We have like less than a minute other than food, water and prayer. Anything else you cannot do while the sun is up. Anything else that we don't know. No sexual activity, I knew it. Quick kiss on the lips to your spouse is okay, but anything
more than that is it's too much fascinating. Josh, thanks for listening, man for real, Thank you for providing little insight on something that has intrigued uh MAVs fans for sure. But boy, I bet you're like old faithful on day twenty nine? Hey what uh? And just a heads up, guys, I work from home and I'm available at this time pretty much every day. We'll talk to you on Monday. Yeah, I'll see you Monday for update. All right, brother one, Thanks Josh, Ramadan Mubadak.
We're gonna check in and see after Ramadan if he's if he went full Mount Vesuvius, let's get out of here. Yeah, tell him what's the most important thing in the all. I'm like, God, you would not believe this food discussion coming next on ninety seven won the Freak