Good morning everyone. Let's go big one today. I wanna get you locked in all four hours. What comedian TJ. Millar at nine thirty nine o'clock will take a ride on the Franklin Frankel Free Agency Freeway two and four all three. So if you're gonna reckon, it's not your fault this morning. Hey thirty, you get to the scuttle butt. What the boeing guy who's a whistleblower kill himself? Uh oh, eight o'clock, buckle up. You can call them at two and four or eight one seven seven eight seven one
one to try to win concert tickets and hold on my courts. Stuff's fixed it all right, it's better here we go, and what we'll try again? What's it gonna be? Eliminator that doesn't do it? That definitely doesn't do it, Eliminator that's a little better. Eight o'clock, eight o'clock the debut, the inaugural edition of the Eliminador. I don't even need to say it, you don't. We have forty different pieces of audio saying it fuckome
the Eliminator. I may have gone a little overboard last night. I'm like, you know, I'm gonna sit down here and do this. Might as well make fifty of them four? Why not make fifty? Right? It's a bunch I like it though. This is the eliminator eight o'clock. Hear them all here, are all fifty, and you'll find out if eliminated, eliminated, get eliminated. You've eliminated. That's one thing you don't want at eight o'clock, and that's to be eliminated. No, at eight thirty,
you want to be standing there uneliminated. Yeah, holding hot tickets, yeah, holding two tickets to a concert or the anticipation of that, and just awaiting an email from someone at I Heeart. That's what you want at eight twenty five ish, So make sure you call in and that break right before eight oh five. And the way it'll work, there'll be four people going to two collars and Mike and Danny. So you have a one in four chance of winning. That's already a good chance. Think about the lottery.
That's way more than one and four. Yeah, that's what I mean, infinite almost, This is one in four. So we have a chance to win the tickets. You won't win the tickets for you and Danny. You did not know this going in. It's just a part of the eliminator is that you have to give each other multiple rounds of one hundred bucks. Okay, so if Mike wins, he has to give me Mike and Danny left. Yeah, it's a wild game because getting to the finals now we can't
make the listeners give us money. And we've got in trouble for giving our money directly to the listeners. Yeah, but we can give each other all the money we want, right, We don't have to go through the prize portal or whatever it's called, right, Yeah, I mean there's some legalities. We just say script, we'll just do it directly. We'll just give money direct and even that's you can't do that either. Let's be honest about the called the eliminator called what oh sorry, Kevin, it's gonna be here.
You replug it in, Jack. I think that one sounds like that on purpose. Yeah, that's supposed to be that way. It's not necessarily about the concert you're going to or winning the thrill of victory. It's kind of about the the unsettling anticipation that you get when you realize, oh, I won on the eliminator. I'm going to this show that one ticket's on the down beat, You get the babysitter, make plans for the night, and then there you are refreshing your email. Yeah, an hour before the
show, just wondering if they're going to show up. I'm not to say the exact same thing. That's the most that's the thrill being on the radio and winning and my maybe slaying Bayless and destroying Soroy watching watching Siroy get eliminated. Yeah, I get eliminated just sitting there and I'm just sitting there.
That's fun. But you're right, the real fun is not getting your tickets until a couple hours before and having a d m us and man, we're gonna like, I don't know, I'll try get some holes in the boat that we're working on. The fresh bodies around here. The name of our boat, or the name of our boat is the hole. The holes. There's more holes than there is actual boat. The whole pretty good rob Low
based game show. The Hole. They're all in a hole, okay, and they answer questions and take a step up out of the hole and the hole is flowing being filled with water or now Samantha, you missed and then she falls back down into the hole. That would be fun. I don't know there were games like that in the eighties I think where all of a sudden or maybe the nineties, where all of a sudden, the floor would
just open up and they'd fall through until like the pit of crocodiles. Oh yeah, I was thinking more like like chuck e cheese balls or some you know some Yeah, there was too, wasn't there. Yeah, I forget. I'm sure Howie Mandel was involved in some way with a big inflated glove on his head, I mean, and would not shake anyone's hand. Christine's made me watch the challenge before on MTV. You ever watch Out? Sounds familiar, but no, it's essentially just a mix of Big Brother and Amazing
Race, you know, It's like a mix of all those. But there was one on the side of the building, these glass panels, some stupid trivia question and they're like, I don't know, blood is green, and then the thing just opens up and they just fall off a building. I'm gonna say, what, maybe the stupidest answer I've ever given green. I don't think anything compares, though, to some of the wacky ass Japanese game shows oh my god. Where you'll have like a dude testifying in court,
but under the podium is Hitomi Tanaka giving you an HJ. And you gotta keep it straight face, right, innocent, sweaty. Leave it to Tanaka out of today's show. I don't know any others because then I open up windows. Yeah, man, I leave them open. Leave our Asian or Pacific miracle out of today's show. And she couldn't make it eight minutes.
Today. I saw one Japanese show. This guy had to run through like these boxes and every box was something terrible, you know, and the last last box was a baby alligator, and this alligator is freaking out snapping at them, and they're screaming trying to run out those of the box. It's like twenty years ago. What the hell? But it's genius. I think they're ahead of us in game show. And then they loub them up and make them try to climb some slide. I love wipeout, just hitting off
the thing and wipeout can be funny. Yeah, it's hilarious, especially if you're drunk. What I drunk watching it or yeah, a contestant all of it? Yeah, no drunk watching it. But I wonder if like other countries, so we have like the British whatever, that kids variety show where the you have the fox sing We're all normal men. We think that's insane.
Howard, what's that guy name this? The Japanese game shows are just beyond insane, and then the Mexican afternoon daytime TV shows with you got a clown and a and a little person Dracula running around everywhere and uh sint yeah, And we're just watching these shows and wondering how in the world do these exist? But we love them. Do they look at our stuff and think that it's just incredibly benign or do they think we're weird? Well, they
definitely think we're weird. But don't we steal like all the other countries' ideas, like the American idol and game shows and whatnot from Europe and hell Sweden? I think like those Nordic countries come up with a bunch big brothers from up there and which we just stole the Eurovision Song Challenge a few years ago. It was hosted by Snoop Dogg and that's still huge there, huge there, absolutely, that's it like idle, uh yes, but except the country
the winner of the country. Yeah, it's a hard word to stop in the middle of bro countries. But the winners of each country go and compete, so like your shows and like for instance, for whatever reason, Jewel was like, chosen is where's Jewel from? She was like the Poland song Jewel She Alaskan? Yeah that's right. Yeah, she moved to la and lived in her car. Well. I really thought though she was representing the nation in one of these that could be wrong. Though, by the way,
I tried to give it a shot. It sucked. It was terrible, So I didn't watch it. But I watched it for like one episode and Jewel was Alaska. Sorry. So they did it with each state the way other countries do it with each country. For instance, who was Texas? It wasn't the Bastards of Soul. It should have been. It could have been it could have been the King Bucks. But it was some guy named Grant Noche. It wasn't very good, dude. Eurovision is based on
Italy's national San Remo Music festival. Since nineteen fifty one. Eurovision has been held annually since nineteen fifty six. Isn't that cool? Huh? It is the longest running international music competition on TV and one of the world's longest television running or longest running television program So the they made the movie with Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams and it's not good. But he just had the hit song Volcano Man. But the movie is not good. Pierce Brosnan is forced in
it. And that's how I was even I even knew about it. It was just I didn't even know it was a thing because Brasen was in it. And then you were aware that was on when the guy from Dante's Peak jumped in there one my Bond, former Bond one, my Bond Peak. He could be held kind of be both if you think about it. At the same time. He was a good Bond, was a good Bond. He wouldn't he wasn't. Okay, he was no Timothy Dalton. No, the movies were awful. There was a window there with the Bond movies were
some of the worst things ever. I don't disagree with you, but I'm saying maybe as a yes, as a Bond character, he definitely at the time comes to mind as oh yeah, that guy, yeah perfect as James Bond. Well, he I think he's awesome. The biggest thing you can say about that Bond is the video game GoldenEye, which basically opened the door to multiplayer shooting games. I think Nintinada sixty four, which I ever owned a Nintendo sixty four. But he could still play with your buddies and be
Bond, James Bond. It just kind of fun to do that. As a seven year old, I've never felt more power and rage. That voice you just did was that, Yeah, I know those just me? That was just you play audio from the films. Yeah, one with Denise Richards in it. I saw like a year ago, The World Is Not Enough nineteen nighty nine, and that is Pierce Brons the final Pierce President, and I believe one of the worst things I've ever seen, and couldn't believe how
bad it was. Not only not even Denise Richards could say that, huh, she's not a good actress, no, very poor actress. Incredibly hot. There's a scene in it where they're saying, you know, they use the helicopters and they hang these things with like eight blades on them, and they were using for cutting like tree lines, like next to power lines, you know, and they just go straight they were chased by a villain with one of those a helicopter with a tree cutting blade. Oh, I was
going through a village. I mean, look, I actually kind of admire the creativity in the action scene though. No, that's probably the one they saw and they said we got to change this Ian Fleming and the Broccoli family said we gotta stop this, and then they switched it to shortly after the Daniel Craig versions and it got cool again. They saved it. Who's the next Bond? I don't know if it went straight from it was Timothy Dahon after Pierce Bronson. No, Timothy Dalton, I think he only did one
or two. I think he did Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton Mine definitely before Pierce bron Yeah, it went straight to Daniel Craig. I believe it took a few years. Was it Roger more than Dalton, than Brosnan? Yeah, it was Connery and then Connery was the first, right David Niven?
No, actually not. I think there was one briefly before Connory. Correct, Connory was first, Okay, then there was one after him well, and then there's one in the middle of his and that's when he did never say never, which is not even officially a Bond movie, but he kind of did it like during his break of being Bond, which is weird. Sean Connery was sixty two to sixty seven. Then in nineteen sixty seven someone named David Niven did it. David Niven, yeahow, and then Connyory did
it again in seventy one and eighty three. George Lazmbie did one in sixty nine, and then it was Roger Moore for twelve years in the seventies and eighties, Timothy dal out in late eighties or just eighty seven eighty nine, Pierce Bronson till two, Pierce brosn in ninety five to two, and then Daniel Craig started to know six has been rocking center. So we don't know who's up now, right, is he all? There's a few rumors.
I mean it is just a fan favorite. Yeah, he's just a but he's like how he wanted Donald Glover to be Spider Man, Like that's just the internet yelling Donald Glover is he's tied, and that's a different story. He is kind of tied into Spider Man, but with it, just a lot of people are campaigning for him. To be the next Bond. There's some pushback off course, and then there's rumor that there might be a female Bond if if you watch the last one, it kind of somewhat kind of
hinted that that could possibly be it. I can get into Jane Bond. Jane Bond, Right, I was gonna say, Jamie Jane, I don't know. I gotta be honest. At some point you do have to draw the line. An what did I do? And why did he say that? At some point we have to draw along? You can't let women have everything, man, Okay, Look, James Bond has a schlong. Yeah we're not changing now, and he puts it to use about six or seven
times. Are willing every movie to give and give? Yeah, we're giving you Bond because then because then if you have Jane Bond, the villains would have to be women too. Well. The thing about because so Roger Moore was I guess my Bond growing up a same and you probably you probably felt this too. And those were always on HBO, like what was octopusy was
a big one that was on a lot when I was a kid. Hey man, it always bummed me out because they'd have these posters with these fabulous looking Bond girls on it, and you know you're twelve thirteen, but they were always PG. Just go up one grade and give the dinger what he needs. Ops those things out for the dinger. Yes, share your feelings with ding on HBO. I mean, my mom's already paying two ninety nine a month to subscribe to this thing. Let's uh that tiny. Let's get
this thing to an R. I needed that back then. Look, sources were limited, Kevin. I don't know if you were aware how tough it was in the seventies and eighties. I mean, I am. I had to go through that world a little bit scratching and clawing in the eighties, but still the nineties, still looking for any type of booby. And then
you're still waiting to We're gonna share similar movies here. You're waiting in the movie ten for the scene by the beach, like I. I can relate to some of these things because they were just recycling old ladies and seventies and eighties movies on HBO back in the day. But my Bond was probably Austin Powers to be honest, that's not Bond. My Bond Lady is probably a lot of a lot of vagina. So you didn't watch the holly Berry one? No, that was? Was that? Daniel Craig's first one was Pierce
Bronson. Really yeah, see, I don't even remember watching it. I just remember playing Golden Eye, but I remember it being marketed to Holy hell. Well they were getting out in front of that hey real quick in place to body for you guys. Is it good? I don't know. Is it more eliminator sounds? In a minute. We'll tell you about Dak in twenty minutes, as he is suing someone who had an accusation against him. This is a game. It's on the list, I'll say give you.
It's on the list of Danny's characters. As Ai has come through and there's a big talk about Congress is having a big vote about trying to ban TikTok. Now whether they can actually do that or not, there's a little more legal ease I would be speaking there. I don't think they can actually do it, but they're trying to get it sold to a new company so they don't have to ban it. Here's something that was on TikTok yesterday. Who is this never made it as a wise ma'am. I couldn't cut it as
a poor man, stealing title, living like a blind man. I'm sick, a son without a sense of feeling. And this is how you remind me. This is how you remind me for really, this is how you remind me what I really. It's not like you to say sorry, of course we not to you, Prince Stock. Okay, who's the band supposed to be? The band is Nickelback? Is that Elvis trying to do Nickelback? It's not Elvis? Okay? Is it? Uh? King of the Hill. It's Hank kill Kill. That's not very good. In the video,
Ronald McDonald is playing bass. Okay, that's good, and his kid Bobby is playing guitar too, which is okay. I like the idea of the McDonald land crew as your band, but that's miscasting. Grimace is clearly the bass player. Yeah that's true, Yeah, all right, from this time, mistake him, but that's him legit trying to sing it good, yes, because it's not over the top Hank Hill, and I do respect that, and AI did that. Yes, what is the point. It's
kind of funny, you know. I watched it the grim Reapers playing drums at what number of hit off of the joint did it get to When the guy that's sitting in front of his computer said, yeah, okay, so nickelback, but I'm gonna make the singer Hank Hill. And he looks over at his box of half eaten nuggets and says, and Ronald McDonald on, trust me, let's go. I like, so NBC put out this story
and it's like, can you tell which piece is made by AI? And I'm over AI at this point, right, But it was worse like a year ago. I feel like it's been a little quiet as far as playing stuff. So here it is. Here's your president. Two clips, Which one is real? Which one's AI? Okay, show up and vote. You will determine the outcome of this election. Okay. This coming Tuesday is the New Hampshire presidential preference primary. Which one is real? One is real?
One? I'll say two is real? Okay? Are you saying that or do you really believe it? I think I think one is real. Okay, you think one's real? You're right, one is real? Okay? Is this real? Here's Nicky Hayley, who just dropped out of the election. I spent fifty million dollars in your own legal feast. Okay, is that a real person? Or AI played again? Okay, spent fifty million dollars in your own legal fees. Do you need to borrow someone that's
that's a I that's real? That's real Selena Gomez? Hey everyone, it's Selena Gomez here that that could be her. I don't know, say fake, it's fake? Why would you just play that if it was real? A packaging error? We can't sell three thousand La Cruse cookwar sets, yash pretty good cookwar sets? Where sets? Okay, this is so dumb, President Kennedy. We meet at a college noted for knowledge. We meet at
a college noted for knowledge. But one was real and one wasn't. Yeah, the second one sounded more real, all right, second one was real. I think the whistle in the background gave that one away. He's incredible. Maybe you just have an ear and you can decipher this. You can be the hired by the government. Okay, are they hiring? Is the government hiring? That's what I want to do is get involved with an even bigger corporation. There's your AI hit of the day. Thanks dude. Yeah,
man, do you guys see the Kobe Bryant statue situation. You look at this right now, it's fabulous. You have it in front of you. Yes, all right, So they unveiled his big statue in front of the Forum or whatever it's called now, first of three statues he's getting.
They did it in February, and I don't know how it made it this long, but apparently, and like they have a huge there's a big statue beautiful's name, you know, the years of his life, and there's a huge box score underneath it from I don't know, some game they want a title whatever, And there's just spelling errors galore in the box carved into the marble. That's amazing. Yes, so they have Jose Calderon former Maverick Gray. Yes, and it's Jose calder Son. This is so weird to see.
And then former NBA legend Von Wafer is vomb wafer. Vomb wafer. Yes, that'd be a horrible marketing campaign for a cracker bomb wafer. No, just take one. It sounds like a I got into the engraving game. Okay, I wonder if that's it, because then even weirder at the bottom of the box score. They they have the whole everything on the box score. And then there's a couple of guys DNP coaches decision. So once says DNP coaches decision, and right underneath it it says the exact same thing
at DNP coaches decision. One of them is spelled properly. One of them is d E C I C I O N, Like right underneath it, it's look at this that's unbelievable. On the actual statue itself, when Kobe's releasing his jump shot, does he have seven thumbs like you're running? These were right next to it? Is that real? This is because the team has acknowledged that they know it, and they've known about it. We've known about this for a while, and they do have plans to fix it.
But how would you even begin to fix what's et marble? Both bottom decisions. Aaron Williams Aaron Williams for the Lakers. Aaron, the raptor at the time, did not play coach's decision. It's the same way D C I SEE I O N. I blame this on cutbacks because the Lakers obviously had to fire their their marble statue proof reader. Yeah, the guy that had since the seventies. That's he has one job and there's the best is the best? How to spell everything? Yeah? Something a book he used.
We don't know. We don't know what tricks were, but there's a distinction. There's a certain skill that it takes to be able to see spelling errors that are engraved into marble. And only he knew how to do that. You you think among the things on planet Earth that get double checked and proof read would be guy with chisel hovering over marble. I mean I would expect this on like the kid Rock statue, but not this multiple too. Why
would you say coaches decision twice and then spelling right under? But then I guess is it it's okay? Is this? Is it done by computer? It is? Yeah, he just engraved by computer. It's not some dude. That's why I do appreciate golf, especially like the British Open a PGA and they all have it. But there's some old man sitting in there watching the leaderboard and when when will he start carving the name into the trophy And he actually does it by hand. That's kind of neat. People were making
jokes. Wait until paulga soil and LaMotte Odorm find out lamont Odorm, wait till they find out Paulga soil. That's funny. So they said they're gonna take it on down and uh, they get it fixed. I guess asap. And we are only four days away, boys from the unveiling of the Mike Madonno Statue's right in the American Airline Center Plaza Saturday afternoon, directly guests across from sweet Dirty Dirk Novitzky. You can't wait to go up there and
see the great Mike Maldonado behind. All right, Well, coming up next, we will get into probably the big story yesterday, the news that hit that Dak is suing someone who has alleged him of sexual assault next to ninety seven, like