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more does he have? List? I'm leading one zero zero. Oh no, your phone case is gonna have to be a foot No, no, we're not laughing about that one. A terrible way. Imagine imagine if someone was just listening in like every word you said, they I don't know, like a knob. They like turn it like, oh this is good, this is bad? How your whole life was dependent. There's just that that's
happening. Well, there's a radio no I suppose, yeah, determines listen or no. But every time we crack our mic on someone news listening. Okay, And that's where i'd like to tell you. Hello, I'm Kevin. Hey, I'm Shale, I'm the Dinger La. I'm sorry. Did that guy say that his name was Shale? Yeah? And then the other guy said his name is Dinger? And then knop switch why is the other guy's name normal? And then just Kevin, Kevin, Mike and Dannee.
Welcome. If you are listening to us for the very first time, Good morning, six oh two am, Tuesday, January twenty third, and welcome. I don't know if it's by accident or what if you're looking for rock or what you expected here right here, but thank you for listening. I bet you have a good time if you just stick with us, give us a shot. It's a bit of an acquired taste. Who's looking for rock?
We're told if you're looking for rock talk, go to science channels, and really we're still sitting at one, still holding steady a low one. You know what's kind of weird. As we killed rock, we didn't, I don't know. Other stations picked it up and they've been doing well. And we have the dinger who knows. I don't know as much as anybody about rock and music and people in bands. Watch, let me demonstrate Kevin name a random eighties band, Motley Krue. I mean, what do you
want to know? Who's in it? Tommy Lee, Vince Neil and Nikki six and mc mars. You know what, I think? I knew that one, A harder one. Okay, Morris Day in the time. What we'll save him by saying I wouldn't say? That's Ronald Richie. What are you doing? He doesn't know he was born in like two thousand about. That's like the worst era of rock. Scorpions. Scorpions, Okay, Herman Rarebail on drums, Francis Bucholts on bass. You had Rudolph Schinker on guitar,
Mattias Jobs on other guitar, and Class Minor on lead vocals. It's it's easy. Alex Life's and Neil Pert, and it really is quite the parlor trick. How about that rock fans, I might be the cockroach that survives this apocalypse. Yeah exactly. Yeah, when rock returns, you're listening to the freak in the mornings, come and get it. Someone might think that's a good idea to stop shot, stop doing good, shut off about that. My whole bit is I can name the members of the bands.
They have some big meeting or at a table, they're like, all right, well Mike is gone. Kevin, I don't know gone. You can name all these weird guitarists and drummers. I mean it's something. He's still got a year on his contract. We got to use him somehow. Let's do it. Keep him. Here's a keeper. They slide you in a different pile than me and Kevin with our head shots on it. My big office table. You guys get desk jobs. Why are we running the promotions
department now? Oh lordie, just kidding. Everything is fine, Oh oh oh what relax and thirty minutes. We need to have a talk. We need to really what's the thing that Jada has pinket or red table talk? What you call a blue pill talk? What they call it your red bag. She sits around her table and then they talk about serious subjects like Will's vomitous orgasms. JJ, what's it called. I'm sorry, I'm red table talk, red table talk. We're gonna have a red table talk at six
thirty five. Beau what local weather man called messy something last night on the news and no one has picked it up and ran with it. But I saw it and I pulled it, and you think it's questionable. I think we just need to have a talk about as a guy, oh does take part in locker room talk, you know, on the golf course, you know, but that's golf course talk. Kevin boobs and ass hot hot hot something. You might hear me. He just stripped his drive on seven ye
struts off the tee, just talking boobs and ass and there's that. And the messy thing was kind of nuts apparently of stuff on that later, but you guys are gonna love it. Six thirty five, get ready. I would like to do a new intro. Juja, I An'm mourning to this. Can we do the the BB intro that we just added earlier in the week. It's about breakfast and another thing. It's funny that they who appropriated that word to mean, like, what was boner already referring to your wien?
And and they appropriated it to mean a mistake or was it a mistake? And then the wien appropriated it to mean a firm wien. I bout a mistakest. Bill Buckner had one of the biggest boners of all time. That was nineteen eighty six. Both terms existed prior to that. Yes, what's called the boner patrol? Then? And see, I feel like boner as a mistake was is of old timey? I think so it is?
But then what are you what are you saying that the term boner for having a bone was only what in the fifties or something here does on dictionary dot com if you'd like to see a person or thing that, oh my god, a person or thing that bones too slang vulgar, an erection of the penis. Yea, he made himself laugh? Does that count? Not count? We're not counting. We're not counting. But going to Miriam Webster and reading the definition of a bonus a foolish and obvious blunder, a stupid mistake
have dates. I see how those tie in yeah. Yeah, that's the second definition of it though, so yeah, I don't know all right? Oh yeah nineteen ten, nineteen ten? What the the which one origin of the mark? There's said too many times? Listen the intro for it now, heaven I hear wrong? Boy morning show? Or what pretty wacky? What the hell's happened? Ah? God, Danny? Oh you want me
to to tell you about mine? It surely isn't about me. But okay, So, Mikey, I told you yesterday the very brief story about how on Sunday morning, I went to pick up Malcolm, my almost three year old son. He was at his mom's and you know, we're shooting the breeze and he's running around. He's got this toy that he got for Christmas. It's called Doodoo Kangaroo and it's a plastic kangaroo that you feed him these little plastic donuts and he craps into a toilet fun for the whole family,
and he was playing with that. I'm talking to his mom and he walks around and says, I ate a donut? Like what? He goes, Yeah, I had I ate a donut like you ate a donut. It's like, what for breakfast. He goes, no, I ate a donut, and he was like pointing to his mouth, and me and his mom were but like, whoa, you ate one of those little platt And we're like, open your mouth. And then he starts kind of freaking out because
he sees us freaking out. Yeah, and we realize that he just claimed to have swallowed one of the little plastic donuts that came with the toy bad Yeah. So we're looking around for the rest of the doughnuts and we count them all and they're supposed to be eighteen of them. There were seventeen. So immediately it is on the phone with parents, it is text to my doctor, it is web md, it is Google, all of it to figure out what do you do. We're talking about the size of a dime.
Yeah, it's a little bit larger than a dime, a little bit smaller than a penny, so right in that size range. And it's very flat plastic piece of plastic with an adhesive sticker on it that makes it look like a doughnut. All right, So we're all told basically the same thing. See how he responds, See how he reacts. Okay, Like if he's just acting like he's in pa and his stomach or if he won't eat or his his mouel movements stop. Yeah, that's concerning because it's a disc,
and you know, it's not like a little beebie or something. I mean, it's of significant size for a little body like his. So our concern is that thing's going to get into one of the the openings to his low his small intestine, or it gets lodged in his intestine and creates some kind of blockage. So everything's fine. That day, he does his normal evacuation of his facilities like normal, but that would have meant that the food
was already down there. So we get through the whole day. He doesn't complain of any pain, and then yesterday afternoon he started saying, tummy ache. I have a tummy ache, and we're like, oh my god. So every time, yes, I'm just freaking out as a matter of fact, to the point where yesterday I feel like I was disassu disassociated with the show yesterday morning because it was on my mind, and every time my phone would would bleep up and it was his mom. I'm like freaking out.
So finally I have him all day Yesterday and his mom picks him up yesterday evening and I get a text from her. I don't know, it's probably during the MAVs game, and it's a picture. I can't really tell what it is, but apparently she took a photo of the contents of his evening diaper and the caption just said Hallelujah, and inside the diaper with his leavings right there for all to see, the little plastic donut. The little donut made. It took the journey of a lifetime. And I don't know how
many parents out there. I'm sure there's a lot of parents that listen to us. I don't know how many of them this has happened to. But dude, when I got that text, I jumped off the couch and fisted up in the dude, cause you have. The last thing you want is you know your kid can't go to the bathroom. He's doubled over in pain. That's all I'm thinking of is just the worst case scenario of having to
go to the emergency room. They're gonna have to stick a scope into his intestines, or have to go in there and get this thing or put him on something, you know, X ray him. I mean keeping him still for an X ray. They have to knock him out. Yeah, it's just not happening with that little wildcat. So, oh my god, dude, it was elation. It made my day. That's great. So it was Sunday that he ate it. Yeah, yeah, and then yesterday Monday
evening, pretty quick four hours normal cycle. Isn't that a normal Yeah? Yeah, usually eighteen to twenty four for the food you eat to turn into manure manure, yuck. And he had no problem passing it. He yeah, elicited, no signs of pain or discomfort or anything. Kids are man. I was just shopping for Christmas and birthdays for my nieces. We're all under the age of six, and it's like, you can't you hardly find anything that doesn't have small pieces with it when it comes to toy, so
I'm always trying to not buy anything like that for them. Some of them choke on it, but also it will swallow it. Yeah, it says, I'm looking at Dodoo Kangaroo dot com. What did you find that on Amazon? Okay, there's Wow, Welcome and Danny in the bathroom together, right, and he's just happy. Kangaroo sitting on a toilet and two happy kids just snacking on snacking on some plastic donuts. But it says ages three plus and he's coming up on these three in March. Three in March.
That's it. It does a choking hazard of the thing. But I imagine the biggest concern is the choking upon initial consumption totally and then obviously hopefully that thing goes through. So do we give that thing a good twice over and get it back in a donut rotation with its seventeen friends. I think Doodoo Kangaroo lives at the top of the closet now along with his seventeen donuts, all donuts. Well, we're not going to reuse the eighteenth donut that was
exit in there. Just mix it in there. No, no, no, I'll show you the picture and you tell me if you want your kid playing with this thing. Oh after a goodh a wasshing. So he's sitting there with a stupid kangaroo and a toilet, no donuts to feed it, and this toy sucks, right, Doodoo Kangaroo. How because the world is insane. The world started going insane, I would say in the mid to
late nineties and we're just out of you can't turn back anymore. Yeah, yeah, the horses out of the barn and we can't go back to normal, normal humor where we're just normal human beings. It is just because doodoo rhymes with kangaroo that they made the problem anyway, Right, what else rhymes with do doo? Right? I mean there's so many like gag gifts. There's a gag gifts for lou sitting on the pot and you can you can
have a putt and green time out. What what toddler? What Toddler's face wouldn't just light up on Christmas Morning at the sight of the brand new popular toy Doodoo Vita Blue. He's my favorite Oakland A's picture from the seventies. Seventies do do Vita Blue? Maybe was fingers? Oh we'd better with rolly fingers. You have a cool mustache. Maybe, but it does. It doesn't wrong, I know exactly. There's no green light, Kevin, It's all right, red light on, and then they bring me another slice of
pizza I don't want. Well, that's good, I'm lated. You can tell you're a little concerned. I completely understand, especially when you get a text, you know, right before Dingo's Morning news, and it's his mom saying, Malcolm's complaining of a tummy. No, I'm gonna have to bounce out of here and run to my car race to Baylor. You know, but everything was fine. Why don't you bring Dodo Kangaroo here. We can play with it because Malcolm can't play with it anymore. Bring the eighteen donuts
in and we'll see if Kevin seventeen. We'll see if Kevin can find the magical eighteenth down that can bring them all. Bring them all eight o'clock, will blindfold you, and you and you taste each one. Ah, it's like pooh humor. I don't either, but you're taking part in this. This is funny. This is a serious medical matter. Yeah, keV, Yeah, keV. Who's keV birthday? I am unbelievable. So last night I got home from from dinner. I went to a dinner because he said,
was my birthday? What'd you have for dinner? Plastic donuts? Okay, I don't know how you want. I don't. There's nothing really to handle. It was this idiot's birthday yesterday. Yeah, he went to a birthday dinner last night. Didn't tell anyone. I didn't know it was his birthday till the show ended. And don't do that again. I don't know how to handle that. I'm not gonna make an announcement to tell everyone it's my birthday. Well, were we just supposed to know? We're not know.
I don't know your birthday. I know it's somewhere in March. No, that's mine. I know it's in I know you're just somewhere in May. No, that is it May. Yeah, you and the buttload of other people who have birthdays somewhere between May twentieth and May thirtieth. Yeah, good god, many cray trayon machine or pretty much back again, Kavanaugh, all these people May birthday, Yeah power birthday May rhymes with gays. What happened to you birthday? Boy? We're good at dinner? What type of
food? Chinese food? So is your birthday? You get to fo some dim sum? Remember he wanted dim some he wanted birthday dim Did they put one little candle in your dim sum? Terrible service? Stick it in your your soup. I'm not I'm not going to annihilate the place that had that gave me a very disappointing experience. Last night, did they sing Happy Birthday and Chinese? And if they did, I would have recorded it. What would that sound like? Okay, Mikey, go ahead, I don't.
We don't have time. We don't have time. Most of our listeners don't seak Chinese. So I'm trying to relate to the audience. I mean, you guys have all done this, the the fake birthday like saying it's your birthday when it's not right. Never actually I've never done that. No, you say someone else's birthday? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I forgot who he did it for. I know. I'm back in our going to ox Nard days and Ben's getting It's like a yearly tradition. They'd go into this
sushi place and dude, it was nuts. They'd turn out the lights. It's like he turned into a disco party in there for thirty seconds. It's a great gag. Yeah, I think, I think. I yeah.
On spring training trips or Cowboys training camp trips at a Mexican restaurant back when the Cowboys were in San Antonio, we went to this Mexican place and went up to the matre d and let him know that it was his birthday, and we wanted to make sure that yes, it was like eighty sixth birthday, and he was probably like sixty maybe younger than that at the time.
And they come out and they put the sombrero on him, and they're dancing around and they give him the little flawn with the candle in it, and he doesn't like flawn. In the picture that we have of him, just sitting there going thank you and egoo, scrasia anyway, Kevin, sorry to it's so loud there. It's one of us say it was one of our birthdays at the sushi place in Oux Nerd Point. That doesn't matter. I get home and I get text means on my phone. It is a fraud
department. Oh uh oh and see okay, birthday fraud. That doesn't look like something that I have purchased here. I don't have cash App, but reply yes or no if you use the debit card ending in blankety blank blank blank cash app K E L L I C I nineteen dollars, so I you know know, and they tell you the number of the call, so I call the number quickly go to my account. My account has cash App
purchases and there's about seven of them. Should this happened to you all probably before, right, Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven cash app purchases. One is sixteen dollars, one is thirteen, one is twelve, one is eleven, one is ten, one is eighty cents, and one is seventy five cents. But it's linked to your debit account. Yes, oh okay, So someone got in my information started a cash out, yeah, and aimed low and started doing a bunch
of tiny ones. Now I've got a blocker on mine, like if there's anything any purchase over one thousand dollars and I would get a hit back. So I called and talked to the LAMB. Okay, so good, shut off my car. Great. Now what she's like, Okay, well just call your bank. Well, my bank's not open at eight o'clock last night, you know. So I'm debit card list right now. I don't know he borrow some money, I got cash. I'm good much enough? Yeah,
well for what? Enough? For what? It depends? I have enough, but I don't have it for what do you have enough for? A dim sum do over? Jesus daytime, dim sum duover. Definitely gonna get it be, I know, fine, make it open I mean, you want to make it up to me, do you take me off for some dim sum for lunch one day? I would love nothing more than to take Kevo out for some dim sum for lunch one day. So I have to now call my bank today and be like, okay, so, uh
what what do I do now? And they're gonna be like, we're gonna send you a new card, and they're gonna the problem cover the chart right now that I've gott a document I've put together and it's all everything define accounts, and you gotta go home and redo it. And our financial system is too flimsy. It's too flimsy. We need to go back to a cash world. Okay, Kevin. Well, if you're gonna get hacked and people are gonna start taking your money, they gotta do it the good old fashioned
way, break in and murder your family, or pickpocket or pickpocket. So I was thinking, but yes, yours is a little darker. Yes it was away. Hey, if I then you hire Rady Johnson to sit by your bed and throw baseballs at him if they walk in, He could have said blue, I could have It would have been a good callback. But that was before my time. You guys do too many references of people I've never heard of of. Vita Blue. The demo goes to fifty four. Yeah, all right, we're going high end on it. Yeah. So
you have a couple hundred buck loose cash in your pocket? Uh huh if I I speaking of pickpockets. If I successfully pickpocket that money off of you and show it to you, can I keep it? Yes? Thank you. I'll know when you're sniffing around my ass. You wan't know anything. Does a successful bucket? Does a successful pickpocketing event? Does the victim ever know it's happening? Oh, because I'm saying you just walk over there and like hit him with a brick and steal his wallet. Oh yeah, I
did that yesterday. It was a debit card, started a cash hap account. Now I'm going for the cash. Why only thirteen dollars purchases testing it? Today's the day for the big hitter. Seventy five cents, eighty cents a dollar, ten, eleven, twelve, and then sixteen Today, I'm getting a whole palette of doodoo kangaroos. You know what it took. The one that they texted me about in the fraud was nineteen dollars, which is I bet what Doo Dooo Kangaroo cost? How much is Doo Doo Kangaroo?
Do you know? I don't know. You got him up. I'm was curious. I bet Doo Doo Kangaroo is probably around twenty one nine. Yes, toys for kids are expensive too, yea god uh do Doo Kangaroo game? Feed him until he's got to go grab the donuts and dodge the doo doos. Collect the most donuts to win. So that's how they make the game of it. Uh huh. Regularly priced nineteen ninety nine. Okay, Amazon has a discount twenty nine percent off. Oh we're at fourteen dollars and
nineteen cents right now, Amazon Prime free shipping. We can have this bad boy in studio tomorrow. A couple of text messages in the first segments. This is the first, second, two and four. This guy says, Uh, fellas, I'm in line at Chick fil A at the window, and you guys keep yelling boner please. My lord's chicken is blushing, blushing, my lord's chicken and uh, that's what I call it. Oh, yes, Vin job Malcolm and shout out to Kate from down the street,
good listener. It's his birthday today and he told me I have birthday yesterday, and I wanted to repay that to him because I acknowledge when people have birthdays, just not yourself. And we will prove that at six forty five. Come out next. What did Channel eight weatherman Pete delk Is call messy last night on the ten o'clock news Next to ninety seven won the Freak