Whoa good morning everyone. Here we are Thursday morning. A lot of fun stuff for you. The food Court makes it return at nine, one of the fastest, surprising, and most popular segments in all the end food Court at nine o'clock, I think, good morning news eight thirty, eight o'clock we turn it over to the news hunkies because the dirty viral downbeat is back in the news again. Not talking about the news, making the news.
Danny seven thirty, Sports at seven thirty, what scuttle. But at seven ooks we do have Kevin at seven yeah, yeah, right, six point thirty. We'll talk a little bit about the shooting in the world answer and the Super Bowl parade of Jeeves. But really all eyes towards nine o'clock in the food court for being honest, I don't know, Okay, I'll undersell it. No, it's gonna be mid No it's not. I think it'll be pretty good. It's gonna be gross. We have to eat stuff.
Don't torture me with food. I don't like a lot of foods. That's why I said to make it nine o'clock. So we have you have a little time to work up an app appy. What is the food court Mikey tell our friends, Well, it's where we discussed happenings in the food world and maybe sample new and exciting products. We've done it in the past. Or you brought up boba T. Yeah, we did a big breakdown on the hot hot new trend of boba T. We did air Frer talk hot,
air friers hot last three four years. But we have a hot off the press food Court this morning at nine. If you think you can put food Court in a box, you just can't do that. There's really no way to describe food court. What's food court? Food Court throws about ten things at you. Yeah, well we have fast food, a high energy, high stakes quiz for you two to face. So who knows more about food stuff? Don't miss it, don't miss nine o'clock. Don't be a
jerk and miss it. Maybe NBC five will be talking about food Court tomorrow. Probably so probably so. If you had sex last night, call in. Let's hear from you sex sex fans. Well, if Phoebe out there had a lot of sex, you sex average two and four eight one seven seven eight seven one nine seven one, just tell us yes or no. Can we also hear from people that had big sex plans, but fell asleep.
Oh yeah, that too, like anticipation of the whole day. It's like it's that one time of year that we get to get busy time for annual sex. You got the we're gonna you know, you got the big plans. It's like to spend all this money on flowers and crap. Let's go to dinner and you come home and it's just like it's been a day. Yeah, dude, I did yesterday, call in Mikey, get sleepy, oh no, to sleep and to perform big promise for weekend, to
make good. I swear make good. I'll make good coming hot on Bogo, full serve weekend go bog special three pack offer. And just today I gladly bone you Saturday for free. Past tonight. That's been today, dude. I did till he hurts, and I'm sleepy. I'm dating Christina right from the Benskin Show here on the station tended to PM. And she's just so great, so pretty, it's just so nice and I'm just so lucky. She really is an incredible person. I mean, it's better than you,
man, no doubt. I think that a lot tying. You're right to think that no offense. I love you, she said yesterday. You know, we're all lovey dovey. You know, love is forever. She's like, you know when you're seventy, oh, I'll be fifty two. That's not true. Yeah, is that the maths? Really? No, it isn't no, because that's eighteen thirty. She's thirty four and you're forty seven. You're thirteen years of fourteen. Yeah, I'm eighteen, so fifty
six fifty seven. If you're seventy, she'll be fifty seven. Yeah, that's not too weird. I mean that's pretty normal. Honestly, that's weird about that at all. A homie southing hot When she said, I'm like, yeah, all right, seventy good for you. That sounds good. Yeah, it always sounds good for me. But she laughs. She's like, oh, you're gonna be so old and pissed all the time. And then she laughs because she loves it. She loves what. I'm like her
favorite. I'm tired when I'm put out by anything. She just laughs at you. She laughs at me, and I'm like, She's like, I have a chore to do, and I put my readers on. I have to read direction that shere laughing at me. She's laughing at Paul. Paul. That's that's that's what she's that's what already, she's laughing at Papa. We know what she gets out of this relationship. I told her she's coming. I told her she's a big upgrade. I'm like, stop doing this,
you just stop doing this. I don't let pirates into your house. I'm like, I'm about out of jokes anyway. But she's awesome, she really is. I love her a lot. She's incredible. But I don't care Aboutvalententa Day. Sorry, but I don't. Also don't want to be a guy who's like, well, day stupid. Watch. Yeah, but that's apparently I'm far closer to that than I am. We are. I am romantic enough and surprise occasions and that sort of thing whatever. But yesterday
I'm like, damn it. I had to go on a little bit of a mission for Food Court to acquire the necessary food stuffs for the nine o'clock segment Food Court, which returns today. Don't miss that. NBC news all over this. And I went to a big grocery store and I'm like, you know what, I'm already here, I'm gonna get some flowers. I'm
gonna have flowers waiting for her when she gets home from work. And I went to a tom Thumb, the one on Hampton Road over in Oak Cliff, and because actually went to a little tiny flower shop, and boy, they were gouging the panties off of all of us. I couldn't believe it. Tell Noah about the flood. You couldn't get out of there for less than maybe seventy five bucks for these that's the cheap options. Yeah, that's the Did you go to the florist pick the same place I did? Because
that was the price tag on what I bought that. Yeah, because Malcolm and I went shopping for his mom, y, you know, because you want to get something for mom for Valentine's Day from your little toddler. But please continue, And well, was it like with the vase included? Yeah, all of that seventy five and that was the cheapest. And that was that even? Was that a half dozen? I was a dozen roses?
It was well, it came in this like and I'll let him pick it out, you know, it's like this is about Yeah, so he picked out a few things on them and it was like a cute little teddy blue Teddy bear base and a really nice arrangement of I think it was like a half dozen yellow roses, but it looked really nice. But yes, seventy five yeah, up to one fifty, I mean two hundred and then balloons and bears and all that stuffing within the roses, like I don't even know.
And I wanted to help, like a small business, you know, I've seen this floorist that's righted by the post office I go to. So that's how they make the nut for the year man that in Mother's Day. Yeah, and I wanted to do it. But I went and I'm like, I don't even know. I was late. It was in the mid afternoon, so maybe it wasn't. Most of the good stuff was gone whatever, so I'm like, forget it. I'm not doing this. I don't
care that way. So we went to Tom I went to Tom Thumb and they had this giant tent in the parking lot and it said roses Flowers like a separate pop up. I'm like, damn, all right, I walk in there. That's a sad schlubs in line exactly why I brought it up. I mean forty just slubs all holding crap, yeah, waiting in this winding line. And I look at it, I'm like, oh, I don't know. I was just sad for everyone involved to get ahead of it and just do it online have it delivered. And then I grab a dozen
roses. There you go, and guess who is the sad schlub in line. It's just you and a bunch of other dudes and Travis Barker putting pants and whatever you guys were, you know, just in various states of middle age and seducenarianism. Ye, yeah, Travis Barker's I guess I'll get these golfing drumsticks. I mean how much I ran into Quick tom Thumb just to
pick up one thing, you know, and and go. And then I realized, oh, yeah, it's a bad time to just go get your one thing and go at tom Thumb because there were so many men waiting in line at the self checkout. They'd gone there to get their flowers and it was a lot. I was like, oh my god, like they should have a flower line today. If we're going to do it this way,
you're just holding up the self checkout. You ever see the random guy at the grocery store on a non you know, romantic holiday or Mother's Day or whatever, and he's got the flowers. Always go up, go what'd you do? Yeah, guy who has fed up? What did you do? Well? And in my hood it's a little you know, more diverse,
So it was cool. There's a bunch of different times. It was just all different flavors of men, just all hispanics in the same a lot of hispanics as and a few of these facts I'm talking arms full, because how about when you have to do like the freaking rom com movie scene and a dozen roses, that's for starters, Yeah, like you have to do twelve dozen rows or whatever the crazy thing is. And then chocolate's galore balloons and
there I saw a couple dudes. Must have spent three four one hundred dollars. I don't even you know, five hundred, Oh yeah, I couldn't believe seventy five for flowers. And it felt like if I was guessing, like if you showed me what is this, how much would it cost? I would got forty bucks most And was it seventy five a dozen? No? It was like a it was okay, you know, I get ahead
of these things. Actually, some gribe to a service that reminds me okay, and there it just reads at a local, little small business right by near my house though, so it's like, you know, I went for the first time and they treated me nice, and I said, you guys have my business forever. Great And this was a yeah, little flower shop, yeah okay, rather by where Lockwood is, and they just they sent an email like two weeks ago, like hey, all the day's coming up.
Should we get your delivery ready? And I was like, oh, yeah, absolutely, but it says, you know, florist pic so let them pick it. I don't have to go about it. And they make it and you just type in a little note. Here's what's wild though, you type in your whatever note you're gonna do. I have to add little humor to it, you do. But they also put this thing and this is probably default for a lot of the flowers that need water, which I
assume is all of them. So she opened up the note okay, and it's got a little pink slip in there and it says I'm thirsty, fill me up. And she asked if that was from you. I was like, wait, that's funny. Thats not that's the flower speaking. That's not me. I'm very hydrated. I'm good. I wonder if the ladies know
when they're receiving grocery store flower. Okay, yeah, as opposed to you know mc shan, because look, there's a certain amount of pride when Malcolm's mom shows up yesterday to pick him up and he's got his little thing set up for and it's got the mcshan logo. Really oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, because he wanted to get her, you know, I was like, would you want to get her anything else? And he found this. It was just a stuffed donut. It's like a dog toy.
Well they had a lot and it kind of looked like one, but you know, it's like the beanie baby type stuff. And there was tons of bears and all that, you know, stuffed hearts, and he found one that was I don't know about six inch in diameter. It was just a donut. It's like, want to get this some like hell yeah, hell, yes, you do. Pick out a card to you little man. So he you know, got all his markers and scribbled a bunch of
crap on the inside of the car. It made Mom cry. Yeah, so you know, and look, there's just I think there is something to be said about maybe spending the extra cash. And she knows if if you actually spent the time in the little bit of extra expense to go to the
you know, the elevated experience rather than just going to Trader Joe's. No, Well, Tom Thumb at at two pm, it was bottom of the barrel, and you're just like, which of these dozen has the least like with the black part of the rose, you know, or like the sad or I picked up one on its looks pretty good and then one of the roses just cracked broken. It looks like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. But they get me thinking real quick. I'm like, where the hell's all this come
from? Do you guys know flowers? Where the hell? I mean, just my Tom thumb had to have five thousand roses in it and it's one Tom thumb in Dallas, Texas. You're talking to all of America. I mean, you need millions, I don't know, a billion of red roses. If you're getting twelve, do you know where they come from? Well? I looked it up, tell me, yeah, that's I mean, what would you guess because I California, Florida, I don't know so places
where things grow. Let me read you a quick paragraph. Almost all of the long stem roses sold in the US come from South America. What right? Okay? Yeah, I guess, And most of those roses come from Ecuador. And as we learned a few months ago, Ecuador, Danny is the country where, by average, the men have the largest penises in the world. Yes, remember that star. Two reasons for this, Roses grow perfectly straight only near the equator, where the sun shines per particular to the
plan. Second, high altitude of equatorial or equatorial regions near Quito offers powerful solar radiation that makes followers grow to be heartier, thicker stems, and even more vibrant colors. I mean by describing the flowers and the dongs down the Yeah, and if that's true, just a matt and I get Okay. The industry dominates this region in the local economy flourished flourished from the global rose trade. Over eighty percent of all workers in the province work in the rose
industry. Wow. With global growth and demand highest near Valentine's Day, Mothers, they brought economic improvements to previously impoverished region. But I mean we always think about like sushi and it being you know, just fresh fish being shipped in oyster. I don't know just anything. We talked about kangaroo yesterday, I talked about camera shipped here from might talk a little kangaroo at nine o'clock in the food court which returns today a ninety Someone in the freaking might be
eating a little kangaroo at nine o'clock. Maybe you can't freeze the flowers and then you freeze the kangaroo. You can't freeze the flowers. So do we have planes full of I think there's odd planes out there than we could even fast. But on a blossomed rose buds like in the time, it right right, It's they got that down to a science, right, yes, but it's fascinating. We're experts for that and they handle it and we don't have to think about it. Like when were these roses cut out of the
ground in Ecuador? Are they shipped pre cut or do they still have some you know type of root system? I mean, I have no idea because even at tom Thumb they're sitting in buckets of water. You know. So it's much in some way like a fish. You know, you got to keep that thing in the water. I mean, it can probably be out for a while. But just the science of getting the rose to the vase on my kitchen counter from Ecuador in a few days, I don't know,
a week. So some people went to college and get their degree in flowering to learn how to do all that stuff. He's Kevin Turn. I'm just saying it's true. It's like it's the same intimate detail that goes into wine. You go to a winery, if you take a wine tour kind of which they do, they do tend to go on too long, sometimes like a little too much information and a little less drink. Longer you stay,
the more bottles you buy. It you careful on your Italy trip on that Yeah, Actually you spend a whole day at some vineyard and they're like, oh my god, another field. They don't care anymore. Sampies. When you're subscribe to some wine that they're gonna mail you yeah a year, and you're like, that's in the moment I said I would cancel, and then you figure out they send it to you. It's impossible to go to their website and cancel. Yep. Oh did you buy anyone buy any Downbeat singing
boxes of chocolate yesterday? I didn't see any Tom thumb. Maybe hopefully they were sold out. Well, remember we went small. We kept it out of the big, the big Mamma jamas. Oh yeah, we went small business this time. If you missed it yesterday in the Downbate we from here the world for here, I'll be singing boxes of chocolate for those who did miss it. Maybe we should probe should go that bit. I bet a lot of people would love to hear them again. Not all of them,
Yeah, and you can hear all them on the podcast. But choice cuts straight from Ecuador we selected. This is my favorite one in the world. Well, that is my favorite one. I don't won't rank them, but this is one of the many Jji pop me up here. Let's go out on Valentine's Day. Let's get wild on Valentine's Day. Let's have drinks on Valentine's Day. One in the stink on Valentine's Day. It's a gift from me to you unexpected. Yes, that's true, a deep expression of love
for you. Some consider this a real breakthrough, but The only thing you say to me is out out, out, out, out out eight bit is it like the depeche Mode order the artist was going for there? That one was inspired by the Peter Hook biography. I'm reading right out the thing you'll say to me, the only thing. Some consider this a real breakthrough. It's beautiful. There we go. Let's see if this is just one that premiered yesterday. Let's just get through this pretty. There's nothing to fear.
You've got to do this. It's just once a year, it's time for our annual sex. And we both look like hell, we're both gigantic because all we eat is talk stop abrupt stops because it comes into more music. I don't know how to make it stop. I don't know how to find music that fits the song. You really paint a picture, though, because yeah, I just imagine two a couple that just lives together. You know, they love watching Netflix and yeah, just snarfing down some border,
yeah, at ten o'clock at night. And then it's like they feel the obligation on Valentine's Day and they're standing in front of one another in a candlelit room with that music man playing and just kind of look at one another and go, let's just get through this. Let's just get through this. Oh my god, every day just how go bell, I have the app, the results of all those apps, late night drive through visits, just full evidence, right in front of one another. And that's really you know,
it is real. It is real. Yeah, that's real life. Here was another one. It's the bastard of salt your TV energy. Right, it's not going Oh, I know, I know, I played the music. Sorry sorry, bow chick a wow wow make and whoopee plowing in. I'm yowing you to lize the gooby shagging in, a porking and a getting laid, tossing the hot dog down the hallway, buttering the biscuit and a knocking boots, banging in and wanging at the human skeet shoes, slipping in
a sliding way. Beneath the sheets lay the pipped pinky panky, treats and eats, bumping Ugly's funny business, tapping ass, bacon the potato, using a hole pass. These are rall slang for exercise. I'm going to the gym because I had a cream Pie's somewhere working out. This is homo working out. That's all I heard. Theres a lot of references in there. Yeah, for sex, that's what I thought, bepeaking of references. Just reach in the box and grab a piece of chocolate. Anyone will do,
because every single human on earth this having sex. Accept you. I'm talking every adult in every single building, in every single city, in every single country, legal teens and scene, Your's Handy, Captain Abel Amputees in four Land, Joos in Palestinians, Beyonce fans and swift He's Democrats, Republican Tutsis and the Hood to Bush Brothers Living earn Hearts, Russians and Ukrainians, yelling
and passion intertwined in ecstasy. We're all having sex except you really pretty incredible, no love for the two season the Huto's that was the Rwandan conflict, they get very quickly covered up by the bushes and Living earn Hearts Bush Brothers Living earn Hearts was hard to fit. Great work by the artists there, incredible and the except you that was really pretty at the very end, there's
something inside of me that could be talented. Your your delivery is if nothing, because it's earnest, it's real, and you know what that audio not treated you know, by machine, some sort of device or whatever. That little circular filter in front of my microphone is. I don't have that screen, don't have anything. It's a man on a microphone, unlike some artist. The man in the microphone on the Michael Jackson album cover Mike Siroy The
man in the Microphone amazing. Take a look inside this hot shaved box and do me what you see inside? Is it candy? Oh no, it's a knife because I'm a serial killer and tonight you're gonna diive. Okay. It was such a sea of idiocy. All the songs I forgot about that one has the first one, I think, or one of the first onest a wasted groove. It's so good. All of his sound like so close to a real artist and like could be a real hit. Take a look.
Imagine a badass serial killer handing a hard shaped box. Yeah, it's like, hey, that's it. That is the basis of a Netflix mini series for you. And she's like, huh open knife? Why, well, well I'm gonna kill you. Well you can uh grab that on the podcast. We put it up right after the show yesterday. Make sure you're getting those within twenty four hours. There's so many more too. The surface,
the horse one is just magical. The horse one, uh, we're throwing that in at some point requires therapy to get through, if you because I need to hear that again. That was my I think that might have been my favorite one. Maybe we'll do it. I think it was a relationship and then you're your horse, and then it's like furry play, but then you're a literal horse and then it kind of comes back to love from that. I think it was a real experimental It had like a Frank Zappa
vibe to it. Almost you kind of need video for that one, walk you through through it, but you know, we don't have time for that right now. Guys. Coming up next, chaos on the streets of Kansas City for the Super Bowl Parade. We've got the latest. Next one, he said, won the Freak