Whoa huh. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Here's that one two one two? Yeah? Yeah yeah. Does it sounds Can I get this snare turned up a little bit? Sare you take a little one k off the vocals? How does it sound sound any different to you? No? Not to me? Exactly the same. I got some new thing in here. I don't know what it is, like the little jack where our headphones plug in.
It's like a whole new thing bolted under this desk. Yeah, it sounds normal and to our many many listeners just will not affect you at all. Hell yeah, mphos, let's go. We're taking as today on this Friday. We've got a big gift drift happening this afternoon. Danny's headphones is still a little off. It's not the headphones. The mic processing in the headphone chain is suspect. Nobody cares want to switch headphones with me. It's
not that you're positive positive, I've tried every mic, every headphone. That's okay, then that's yeah, positive, good. We want to switch seats. It's definitely not the chair. Well, the jack jack plug, don't just start give me your thing okay, okay, okay, I'm giving this on the radio live. I like it. One two one two check one two one two. It's exactly the same, sounds exactly the same. Alright. So it's in the microphone chain. So you're saying that I have it
too, but I don't you notice it. I you guys sound normal, just like that. I'm speaking in no matter what mike it is. If there's a there's a reverberation of delay in my headset, I have that too. Yeah, we all have it. It's the processors, some pro something in the processing chain to our headphone amp, so they set up effects so it sounds good to us. It's flawed. Okay, yeah, but that's what I was asking. So I have it too, but I just don't
notice it. Like when you talk and you listen in your headphones, does it sound different than when you listen to me? When I talk, it sounds just perfect and funny, and I'm enjoying it. When you guys are talking, he's missing the point. I don't like it as much. Well, Okay, I like when JJ talks, though, good morning. The thing back, you guys are switching jacks. You guys, stop jacking around Jack and you guys are Jay and oh all the time? There there you
go. Are you happy? I'm happy. There's one thing they didn't They didn't install a button just to turn your jack off, because that would be well we got there. Someone did it. It's way too close to his mind. Real have an original thought. The rest of the station. I will say, like, you know, the fastest way, it's easier. I think it might be this person. I think it might be. How about let's just cut to the case whoever it is, doubling down on a
bit that's already been done by just getting another form of it. Well, that's they've been doing all week, right, I mean, because you did the cricket bit last year and then somebody is it's really annoying to me And I think, I don't know, maybe I'm more but hurt about it than anyone else because I was the first one that was accused. But how you felt last year when you were accused of doing the cricket and you're like, no, yeah, but if you guys think I'm a clown, yeah,
they already that already. Don't take it serious. On the other shows, didn't take it seriously. That's a big issue I have right now. It's a holiday season. We're supposed to be happy. No one takes us seriously, and I've about had it. I gotta tell you, I've about had it. Okay, what's gonna happen? Okay? If I was going to do a new stand up comedy player, I'd be Tiffany had it. I understand why they're done with us with lines like that. You can see her
at the Windstar World Casceno on resort. That is a professional tease. Danny, do you think this is a gonna be in the audio boxes because you're joke right there. I don't think they like to play stuff from our show on audio boxes. I don't think they get us. I don't think anyone gets them, anyone. I don't think anyone gets us. That's also fair. I said a bad word yesterday. You want to hear it? Can we drop all of it? Why not? Why don't we just like make
it that a thing like legalized cussing forever? I've said that unless it's hateful in nature, we should be able to cuss. Josh, I doub it. That's incredible is the is the person who just decided here here the bad words. Are you kidding? Within a discussion about how it'd be cool if society just dropped the idea of bad words groundbreaker right there and revolutionary visionary.
Yes, then do it. Let's start now, Kevin says, so you started it with your next sentence right literally, this accedents talking about why are these words considered bad words? He just flies out an F. It's an interesting topic. Briefly discussed it yesterday, and maybe we could all just drop them on then you may be fine, there'd be no concerns or worries whatever. And you rattle that off. Do it again? Can we just work? Can we just can we drop all of it? Why not? Why
don't we just like make it that a thing like legalized cussing? Forever? I've said that unless it's hateful in nature, we should be able to cuss. J J. Dump it. That's incredible. Who is the is the person who just decided here here the bad words. That's incredible, He goes, dump it's incredible. Unless it's hateful in nature. Yeah, we should be able to cuss j J. Dump it. That's incredible. That JJ duppet that's incredible. Oh man, oops, have you dropped enough bomb on
the air here. I didn't ask intentionally. I said tease in a row intentionally, and then we dumped it. Then I said the exact same sentence just to make Kevin laugh. But you haven't got I got half of it. I've got half of it a couple of times, I don't think so. You've stopped in the middle of words, you know, of course when we're talking on July fourth, I'm talking about our nation. Hey, our country a great place. Pick up. We all struggle with that one.
You have. You've fd once or twice. I've effed once, pretty sure, that's all. Did you have two kids? Now I've dropped in. He's like a lock comedy easing into the advanced comedy that you'll definitely hear later. Yeah, for sure. You gotta walk before you run, Mikey, Yeah, I like to jog neither. It is Friday. You did the f a couple of times. I mean, you were for a long time man, just real cash, you know, hanging out with my friends.
What do you oh? Was that when skin was in here, like you have some other weird reason where you were just super chill and that was Kavanaugh. You hang out? Are you talking about number fifty on the year end countdown. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about the time Danny Baylish casually said the F word. Just do it. You remember those days when you were a full back moves. I remember that, like thirty years ago. I was in character doing I don't know that was impersonating. Yeah, maybe that
helps loosen you up. Why it might be more likely to happen. But you did make it all the way to the G. You did get into the G. Usually that where you don't make it all the way to the G. Yeah, I cut out. I might have never made it to the hard k before I cut. But you did make it to the sea. But I had to edit it. I made to the sea. All you need on that one. Unfortunately, Well, no cussing today, boys Friday, clean mouth Friday. That's right, fish for Fridays and no cussing.
Take some glisterine. Okay. We had old gift that we just got from JJ. Jay is little Santa doing here. She's baby Santa today. You know this is the season of I actually love Christmas, as stressful as it is, and I know you guys bust your asses every day, and I'm so appreciative of working with you guys every day, every morning. So I just wanted to give you guys a little something. And I know this is the last day that all four of us would be together until twenty twenty
four, so I was like, maybe that is true. We did. Well, let me give you the option here because we did. We had to discussed this previously on that Tuesday, the nineteenth, the day of our movie. Danny is off, but we thought and if we can work it out, he is maybe even gonna bring Malcolm and come up here at like nine o'clock for our last last segment and we're gonna do a little gift exchange. Oh, we'll give you my gifts back then, do you really want
to different? No? No, one hundred percent. If you want to, if you want to take him back, or we can go put them by our desks and stash them. And we didn't tell you that. I apologize for that because we have stuff for you too. Yeah. Okay, that was a very long, convoluted way of saying, oh my god, she got us gifts. We don't have anything for her, but this will buy us. No, no, no, no, in your own way. You're a g D genius. We can cover for this present. No,
I'll follow my lead. Boys, I'm dead serious. I have something. I got it. I got them always watching that I'm gonna cook. No, dead serious, because I have something for Actually, well I have stuff for all of for most of you. Right now, I have one more I need to get. Same. I have one big thing for somebody, and then there's two other things that I need to get. So we're just a little behind. So let's do it. Your problem is not to open it? Then, yeah, no, I'm not gonna open it.
Is that cool? Okay? Okay, Well there's anything time sensitive that you want to take? You back what I just said? No, no, no, so sweet, please say it. I can say before say it again? Well Kevin, Kevin will record it and we'll replay it. Okay, that way you don't have to you don't have to do it again. Or if you're just you can beef it up next Tuesday and make it maybe
three minutes as heartfelt and with some music behind. You have time if you can crank up just the tiniest bit of water works, and then then I'll lose it. I don't think they'll break, but I'm a softie. So then me and you were crying and someone listens crying. It sounds like a real emotional connection. It's a ratings bonanza. Yeah yeah, okay, people tears. Put it to song. I took one acting class. People love tears. You took an acting class. No, you don't need to take
it. You're lying. I didn't so much. I JJ, but I love how she corrects it instant fess up immediately and I quote and then read the quote and then say that I feel bad later? What did she stand again? From that lie? I took an acting class. It is kind of brilliant because at least she doesn't have to carry that around with you all day, you know, just purge and takes you. Guys. Hey, I just want to tell you I didn't really after the show I said that,
I'm like, it's fine, I don't. She's the instant confessor. I could the instant confessor. I didn't take. She would give up everything in the interrogation. She wouldn't even make it to the interrogation room. Yeah, yeah, he did. I don't know what. Then I saw it happen the hardened detectives like we got wait, I don't know what. We didn't even have to do my job. I don't know, say anything. She just keeps a confession taking stuff back. I don't. It just really
weighs on me. Hey, sorry, I'm an honest person. Me too. That's my birth as well. Yeah, just kidding on the lie. Well, okay, thank you. We have these beautiful bags in front of us, but you know what, We're gonna put these to the side and then on Tuesday the nineteenth, the Downbeat Gift exchange will happen. Perfect, cool, great, love it, And that night we'll have the movie at Alamo draft House and Kyland's office Christmas party. Six fifteen tickets or seven bucks
right now? Nine, he said on the free dot com Going fast, right, going fast apparently? Yeahh According to sources, yeah all right. Top ten clips of the Year at nine, Eagles, cowboysch predictions at eight, which Danny and I both woke up in the middle of the night with hours so you did, yeah, because one of mine was in a dream. Whoa And when I woke up this morning, I had to make a couple of quick notes and I came up here a little extra early to write
the other two. No way. Yeah, So it's real. It's weighing on me. Apparently. Yeah, me too. I something to one. Let me take a little nap in the break of wake up and figure it out. But what else Kevin Well, I think it after the predictions at eight, I'll probably do my death song three nervis excited where we are no in melon mode? You brought your you brought your nice guitar lyrics sheet. Yeah, but you brought up your home guitar because apparently the group studio acts
wasn't sufficient. Yeah, in quality for you to execute a good performance. I need my I need Old Faithful for my four chord song. That'll be probably eight. I love the Kevin's You're In Death song, and I probably have missed some over the years, but I know the one you did last year was stuck in my head a very long time. I thought it was amazing, brilliant. Do you have I mean you have do you have some? I had a bunch. I pulled the one from last year, though,
because it's the only one I felt like finding. Okay, we you mail in. What do you play it for? Uh? Sure we do that now. I'll do that now when it happens. So also alternate years. Oh yeah, I just get a look at the wind forecast over here to wear the same. I'm facing south today. It's hard though when you can see it. I can see it in the in the and Mike's eyeballs. It's hard. It's a TV I'm watching on his Manson lamps. I'm sick of these Manson lamps. Face North, Okay, loose blouse, face
south. That is not a slogan to abide. Bye dude, all right, So I alternate, do what it is, and then the next year I'll produce it or whatever. It's just what I like to do. Do you sing a song about everyone that died, everyone that died this year? Yeah? You kind of get and sorry, you know, sometimes you can't get to everyone, like I wish I had time to get to Billy Packer, but I don't, or Jim Brown, I don't. So here's the twenty twenty two one from last year. Okay, of all the people that
died, because the twenty twenty three when comes up in two hours. Oh No, twenty twenty two follows twenty twenty one. The Queen went and died, but she had a good run, whilst the Walker Texas Ranger guy from Top Gun, we buried the dad of Jennifer, Anna Stone, Gilbert Gottfried and Loretta Then Naomi John and Tavor Hopkins. Christine McPhee, She wrote,
great song. James con had a legend every doll, Bobby calling training, Raley hanging out now, Hon Antonio, us Leslie and jordanad COOLEYO, Tony Serreneo and Paul Sir be you know Bill us a la me love to Bob sag his head in our hotel room. Olivia Newton John said goodbye for no one matter than May Gouyey Ray got way Ray Guy, Pray God, Pray
pray. Jemmy Lee Lewis so wa free murder, She wrote, she Crow bitter sleeve, I haven't rightly loved directed Phils, Robert Durst loved to kill me and r Peter Socker writer grand right teacher, Mary kids and a foot ball so sad to hear the des a bad coach Mike Leach. Was he a pirate or thanking? Tony Sarah? You said, Philip fagerhol Mary Barber used to pound that bon like what Louie Anderson was pretty full. Young Aaron
Carter was found in a tub. Dan We started him and sucked a lot of but by fishing looks just like Holly won nuts to take off the Meagles was shot for no reason. Gallaher died, but not before he saved the season. Pray Guy, Pray Guy, Hey God, Ray Ray Guy. Pray Guy. They Guy, Hey God, Ray ray Guy. They don't overlook that old man Dave Lile. He was the Chicken Omer and Napoleon and nine. Like Christie Alway struggled with her wade Gate, but I think she
got it. I went boxing Breadfields playing John Clayton had a pony her and Ronnie Spector's first husband is burning in hell. He gave a hood. Harry's the poone cause of pride Like that time I had to get her be Ray phil Right and Hayes racing to the after live ter these n PC Wallace coaching Trust you outside now was tiding Gavin escamby Night too young. Why couldn't it have been bad Amir who tell to summon up nothing stiff when you see it.
A bunch of you will die in twenty twenty three. So spready, love and enjoy your life. Always go for red and never punt like Ray Guy r I p ray Wow Hero, that's kind of gorgeous. It's a pretty song too, Ray Ray Guy, but nobody mattered more Ray Guy. They also helped to have a good producer with you, like Strip Mall. Steve just doesn't have time to do it this year. Who did the female
background vocals? I don't know. I really don't affecting his voice. Some of those music goons like yourself who can just bully people with music talent and they start creating stuff and it's like his production credentials are far better than mine. That guy can make anything sound really good. Here we go. No, I'm serious, like he's really good in the studio. I'm not like
the most talented in the world. We still say, but here's a perfect Beatles song about the Rangers in the World series and I did it two hours. Okay, just take it, Take it man, take it right, Danny, You're great and I love you. Look at him. Jump out that window, hey man, bend over and take it. Okay, give me the tush push hey real quick. Yesterday, did y'all hear there? You well, y'all heard about y'all heard about doctor J? Right, donctor
J. Who's doctor J? Christina pulled me and Mikey in the hall here yesterday we went over by her. We actually went and hovered around her desk, and she showed us some donkey basketball. I've actually been to a match, see I know it. So Ben and Skin had no idea. They were blown away by it, and me and Christina and Danny are like, yeah, donkey basketball, of course, all lying. I've been to a match that they held in the bus barn at Knox City High School. Not
happened at Newcastle. I ste yes, that's the thing. I saw the video, So I believe you guys, people on donkeys playing basketball common in the country. That's wild, okay, And in principle you think of it, it's like, you know what, that sounds amazing. You show up and after about five minutes you just want to go home. Yeah, no, of course, it's terrible, perfect freak event. Why don't we have a donkey basketball game? I'm remote. In principal, it's a great idea.
You show up for five minutes and then you want to go home. Yeah, I have a big draft. I shouldn't have shouldn't have come? Did I drive all the way out here for this remote? We'll get some donkey company just watching these guys work and then all right, well, donkey basketball is fun if your donkey's a go getter. But if your donkey's of moron, then you don't have a chance because it's like, hey, we're on defense, idiot, we're on the wrong part of the court because they
don't know the rules to basketball. That's the unfortunate thing about donkey basketball. But you can manipulate it. Yeah, I think we can have a draft and we can have a little five on five action. Okay, I love this. Have you been on have you done that? You've played this? I've seen it up close. I didn't want to play a donkey. No, yes, yes, yes, don't they boot the s side of people
behind them? PA concussed but pa cranium. Well, no one will be on the ground though, There'll just be other donkeys and then us on top of it. And that's only if you kind of startle them or goosem oh like with a basketball and dribbling and a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing. There's no dribbling. People yelling yeah you can't dribble. Yeah, there's no dribbling because the donkeys are pooping the entire time. So if
you try to dribble the ball, it's gonna come back. They don't poop as much as I thought. Well, they's still poop a little. Everyone poops, Kevin, but you all throw on Surroy life helmets and playing cads, you get bucked off. We're not ready for that yet. You think we're ready for They're still in development after fifteen years. We're closer. Never Okay, Well, we can wear the ben Rogers dare to dream. Okay, that would be awesome if we all had there to dream mirror ball helmets.
Okay, dude, I love it. Where we're gonna do this, but that's if we look. First off, we have to survive, and then maybe like we could do a uh some sort of visit the land of Bayless and Turner, like some remote way west of town. Look, the broadcast cord's not going to reach that far. Yeah, the Marty shot the ICD inline not gonna work. Well, something west of Fort Worth where it's
okay to have donkey basketball. You could do it in the stockyards if you know, we knew anybody, were we not wrecking courts with these donkey feet. No, you have to do them in like dirt, no, I saw one. Really. Yeah, they put them on courts now. Yeah. God, So here's here's what I think. We're the home of North Texas football. They would give us the super pit in North Texas to do this. So there maybe some FORMU the might wait till basketball season's over.
We're gonna they're gonna redo the court anyway. You know, they polish it and all that stuff after the season, So that would be outstanding. I think they'd give us the court. I really do. For donkey basket, well, the only one he's one of us got hurt. You've got to find donkeys, and who's gonna sit on the monkey to play us? Guarantee you there are people out there right now. Is like, I got ten
donkeys good to go. I promise that's a thing. So there's tons of donkey companies out there just willing to provide to put them on a trailer and bring what we need five on five off the bench. Yeah, you need twelve just in case one, you know, sprained an ankle. Look, I mean, I'm fine, we like that. We're fine with that. That sounds fun. I think I agree that it probably sounds fun and that it's not fun within five to ten minutes later. Dude, every it's a
low scoring contest. Every time you get the ball in your coach of the river, it's gonna be like you just go for it. Oh dude, it's a lot like watching soccer games and a low school because you know, and then I ventual, maybe get hot. Maybe you got three point shooter on your team who's good from the sitting position launching three birds. We need something where there's incentive for the people that would come watch it, like per point, you know, like where they would be like yes, like someone,
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