I played today with a ton of gratitude and appreciation for the opportunity to do this. I'm really glad I get to do it again tomorrow, and I'm gonna remind myself I'm a dog and I'm ready for this moment. I played. I played today with dear God, it's a show up, all right, Good morning Tuesday. Let's see oh four one April post tax day. Everyone, get them filed, get him turned in, hope, So Danny had to get a dog extension tax extension. I got mine. I don't
know, get the money for it though pretty quickly these days. I need the money. Bless you, so you can go buy some crap, buy some crapy people get their thing and just bet bets. What a bad bit. All in nothing, I have a message. I'm gonna be gone next two days and the majority next week too. I'm gonna be gone the next three days, majority next week too. I did put in a guest request for you guys. Thanks. Who is it? It's very interesting to whom
showed a minute. This fellow has so he has a bunch of followers on Instagram and his bit is he does blackjack. And for every follower that he has. He bets ten cents for each follower once a day. It's all right, yeah, okay, he's got eight hundred and two thousand followers. Let's say help us out. Eight hundred two thousand. I think that's more that should be in the body of whatever article you read. Eight hundred and two you can I move a zero. What's his name? Tim Myers?
The Canadian dude is the black jack guy. But he legit once a day daily, bets ten cents for each follower, and he posted. He does it online. He does the video and like they're turning the card over. He plays one online hand or yeah, live online and it shows the dealers like it's a real human face. But ai body, it's very strange. Girl. Uh, it's a guy we lost. Sometimes it is a girl. Actually, yeah, how does the body look? You know what?
It's multiple people. Yeah, it's hard to describe it. I'm gonna show it to you. It can be whatever you wanted. I can ask because it's not real. It's a I okay, I see here, that's him. So it's like Dick Valentine of Electric Fixture. So yeah, so he's beten seventy grand. That was four days ago, so obviously he's added something. So yes, it is. Yeah, hey, this is taking off in the last couple of weeks eight hundred and two thousand now, so eight
hundred thousand zero. It's about eighty yeah, eighty grand every time. So he won and his reactions he celebrates, and he's watching your watching the black jack game happen on the theed. However he's using its weird. But he started this mission about sixty five days ago, betting fifteen hundred dollars, and uh, obviously his follower account has risen caught fire a little bit. So yeah, four days ago you got seventy thousand dollars and that nuts. What
a wild bit. Once a day, it's all riding on that. Well. I mean, if you do the math right, what percentage do you win in black track? Probably forty eight percent or something whatever it is. I mean, if you play it perfectly mathematically correct, I mean, it's got to be something just under fifty, isn't it? How all those games were. That's all you gotta do, though, is say that I'm betting on ten cents for every follower place it win one time you've made your money,
and then get out No, you don't get out. You keep going your rock keep but the following is gonna be doing it for a year, no matter how high the numbers get, and you do hold to that. I mean again, if we're right, I don't know. What you need is someone to stake you. Honestly, you need someone to like, someone buy in at a small percentage to give you a little bit of money to play with in the beginning, right, and then you're like, I'm good now once I get to a certain amount, I'm good, all right.
A quick blackjack winning percentage search says forty two point to two percent. So that's not that's not enough because if it was like forty eight, then you could win, lose, win and lose, and then that two percent might be offset. I guess by you having a million, I'm saying half a million Instagram followers, right, Yeah, a week ago on that he had seven to twenty five k, and now he's eight hundred k. He gave another week eight seventy five. I mean he's two weeks away from having a
million followers just by playing a game. Pretty good, that's what we need. We need Danny to play some games. Yeah, Danny slot machine I'll spend this virtual slot. Oh yeah, gambling's illegal in Texas. You'd never know that by listening sometimes to you guys. I'd like to get the car at four pm on a Sunday. It's weird that Dodgers and the Padres and
nighthood that we have. You know, I don't do. I don't have like a sports betting account or a bookie like like I do all the legal stuff, believe or not, believe it or not, because I've lost my ass with sports betting. As I've admitted to you guys. Was it legal in Arizona when you were there? They kind of slow legal anywhere then? Right now, it's they didn't have the internet. When Mikey was at Arizona. I was at Davis Mothin Air Force Base. We did have the internet
dial up, right well, that's where I got web TV. Arm round saying it was it wasn't like it is now. I'm typed in those four magical letters. Yep. I think you spent a lot of your time in the most hardcore conservative states. I figure out a tour of the South. You're gonna live the back half of your life up in the Pacific Northwest, I don't know, it's kind of shift across. I didn't intend it, but I always you know, just Miami, La, Arizona, Tedis mountain
Man and War seventies. Work in the bottom. That's what I do. It's funny when I was in I think I told you this when I was in the Air Force. Yeah, I told you you get the dream sheet, and I was. I got stationed to go to Wyoming, and I traded with the dude and picked Tucson without actually I remember trying to use the internet for that, and I was looking up things in Cheyenne and things in Tucson, and I figured there's more golf and the weather's way better in Tucson.
And he was super in a hunting So we shook hands and at a at a fork in the road of both of our lives and had different directions. They call that a win win, Kevin. Yeah, it's beneficial to all parties involved. What do you do when there's a pair of chopsticks in the road. You had him the fuck the fork technology. Okay, there's the guy, all right. So yeah you got from New Zealand too, so that means cool voice, Fine, we accept. When when did you
book him. No he didn't respond. Wrap up this interview. Sometimes when you're in Italy and get us locked up, hit up by everyone. I didn't give him a good day mate. In the message you said your story is unbelievable. Your passion for gambling is. I'm the awestruck by you man. I really bought him up in these Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You say things to him you'd never say to him in real life. So you started this conversation with April fifteenth tax talk. Now did you guys both get
your stuff submitted? I told you yesterday. I don't know. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, but you did. I've been submitted filed for months and you electronically file. And when you get your returned is it just direct deposit? Got that set up? Or are they send you a damn check? You send me a check this time only because I asked them to because I needed to go to the bank anyways, So I have a reason to go. Very strange, but it's weird. I wanted to have it
to the two things can be mutually exclusive. You'll get your money faster if they dd felt convenient at the time. Check. Now, I can't get lost. I'm regretting it now because I haven't received that. You well, I mean, how long ago did you file? Two months? That is lost? Oh no, well when I when I file, and granted I always do the extension and don't deal with this until October. It takes sometimes a week or ten days. I've gotten them as early as you know,
seven to ten days to get the director. But that's also doing it electronically. You have to mail in a big thick ass envelope, do all that. I didn't have to do that thing digital for me, But except for the check part to find it, finding part odd files and scanning them and waiting on the New York Times to email me back and all that stuff, I get it. What are you gonna do with your refund? Big fellow? I told you one you're not going to do that. What do you
really can? Can we deal in truths? At one point today? I don't know. I wanted to. Apparently he doesn't want to. He's on edge, on edge, you're on edge, and we can just see it. Don't worry. We're gonna relieve you of some of the stress that you're feeling. Oh, yesterday was space some relief. It's just kids. Stuff. I'll be honest. Yesterday, Kevin, you know, because you are going on vacation, huh flying out tonight to Italia, I am, And
you've got a transatlantic flight and you're nervous about it. And Mikey and I did take some unnecessary I don't know, Yeah, pokes, having some fun at your expense because we know that you are not a big fan of flying, especially when it comes to over big, large bodies of water. You guys lanced me with a pitchfork, we did, and I'm sorry kind of. Oh JJ's back, welcome back. J just jumping on the top of the pile. But uh, we're going to fix that today. We're gonna
do what we can to help you feel at ease. I don't want anything from you. It doesn't matter whether you want something or not. It's what you're going to receive. And Mikey and I are going to help you help you feel calm tonight. I'm gonna be pretty calm. We're gonna be more calm. We're gonna we're gonna help you. We'll do it here in a half hours. So yeah, okay, I'm a do you guys want to get down on something because it's not an invitation last time? What do you
get stirred up? Over there? Are they D's nuts? What did he say yesterday? He's Harry nuts? Or last week talk? I want you Friday? And when you put cabin a little ballpit, like, build a little ballpit around him so if he goes down, he lands soft and gets to play. Yeah, and you get the bullpit though, play for a second. I'm putting a hundred bucks on the MAVs to win the NBA champions Dot dog. Really, I'm going to Vegas this weekend. What are the
yachts? We'll talk about me later in the week to my little adventures because today's all about Kevio. No right now, I think I don't know. I just checked one. Seventeen to one, okay, so if you put one hundred dollars down, that is seventeen hundred dollars right? Oh yeah, nice math. Yeah, it's always hard though, you know I hate it quick adding zeros is tough. Nice math when you say it like that, though, seventeen to one, that'd be seventeen one hundred dollars? Yeah,
what is busting the overall favorite? Three to one? Sorry, I'm making you work here plus Okay, hold on, I'm just on one side, said Dallas Mavericks Finals odds. That means just getting to the finals. Oh yes, that's what. That beats that up because Boston's yeut plus one sixty five finals odds. Let's find to win it. Come on, I follow this, uh NBA championship odds. Here we go, yeah, sixty to one. God, the Celtics are plus one sixty. I mean they're not
even two to one. Okay, should we do Western Conference championship or you to win the West? To win the hard to win the West, Okay, so they're gonna get, they're gonna get. They take care of the clips. They would be game one Sunday here on the free don't know what time yet. Then the four would take on the one. The one is Oklahoma City. Who's gonna play? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, because if the if the mass we're playing that the Nuggets in round two,
I mean, you gotta get through them. Anyways, it didn't matter. But all right, I like you, it's about seven to one to win the West, because then you don't even have to sweat beating the Celtics. I mean, obviously we go nuts. But that's that's the hardest ask. I think, so seven to one. I like, if you guys want to get down on on this Hary Bet. I'm not like him. I'm mature. Oh yeah, that's go spend his his money on bet. It's
the new Mikey. Yeah, he's mature. Now, let's part since we lost Kevin, so the only thing that we know is set or two series. What do you mean for us for the math for the MAVs four and five and three and six? Yeah, what's our paths? Our path to greatness? Yeah? We got the Clippers, we beat them. Wait way whip that whip and everyone's like, oh whoa, it did carry over? My god. So they don't receed in basketball, do they? Which they should? They do receive? They do? Do they? Yeah? So
yeah, they should play an NBA bracket. Okay, they should recede ideally though winners are winners. Then you would have the Thunder over the Kings of the Warriors, so the Thunder and we would play the Thunder, yeah, or the Lakers of the Pelicans. Yeah, Thunder. I did live in Arizona. I try to do an NBA playoff bracket and then it receded and I had to give everyone their money. Frustrating. It's also their fault for buying into this bracket that was not going to hold the form, because it
proves they're all like, yeah like bracket, there's ten bucks. I like much bracket. Yeah, I had to give over their money. Basketball. Once the playoffs start, the brackets fixed teams are never received. All schemes work out right, it didn't work the new Soroy Industries NBA bracket bracket. Wow, innovative, that's the this is gonna be awesome. It's new god that Hey, it's Mikey. You know that bracket turns out. Yeah,
there's some information today that I wasn't aware of. Things have changed. Yeah, I don't even know he's playing who they don't know. I don't know either yet. That's you quickly splid the accountability onto them. That's all I did. Probably, I don't recall anybody giving me too much as for it. Don't like it stern so funny. Yeah, just guys, you just did martial madness all this time putting it together. It's like, yeah,
I'm want to take a cut. I'm going to make some money. That's pre internet or pretty easy internet so it's probably on paper and I make hoppies all cash transactions. Yeah, a lot of word to meet up with these people here, dude, hey man, who's your who's your fifty? Your tenor? Sorry about David Sterns stupid rules, Bikey's NBA bracket. Yeah, you want to do that down b NBA bracket. I actually do. I want to right now on this points. If you predict the amount of predict
the amount of games. Okay, you have to predict who plays who in each round. I guess there is a way to do it with that. These stupid plans, you have to get it right. So the okay, so the only way you actually win it is to nail the full bracket. Yeah, correctly, like the whole thing. Yeah, which is it's not impossible, not impossible at all. Do you know this woman won the n C double A bracket. She didn't get it perfect. She was the lady that ran bumble. Really, what the CEO of bumbles? She want a
big bracket challenge? I didn't need any more money, bumble office bracket challenge or like some national one. I don't know, because if you just went your office bracket, that's not that impressive. Yeah, I guess you're right. There's more to it. I don't have the link anymore. But the beautiful thing about the bracket is that the hot homeless couple can play, you know, hand one out, turn it in, very simple. I don't know how they're gonna get it printed. That's on them. We should have
handed them a bracket. We shouldn't have the least you could have done asking if they want to get in the pool, it's only five bucks. I'll spotch you this entry. I'll spot her entry. Sir, you're gonna take your own ground him up on your own if you know what I mean, you know what, you can screw off. Me and her gonna go over here and talk about responsible financing. They have cell phones, do they? Yeah? Yeah, at least at least they have one between I mean,
it's it's not just a flippy burner or anything. That's all scrolling on a screen the other day. That's very common. It's weird. I've had one time a panhandler asked me for money and I told him I don't have any cash. He goes, you can venmo me. He showed me his phone. No, I'm not doing that, man, I'm sorry, It's like, Wow, Venmo is so weird. Hey Mike, I can do you can place bets in Vegas. I've never been to Vegas. Don know how it works. Really, yeah, I'm going to can you place bets in
Vegas? Did you just ask that question? Yeah? Well I meant like, can he do it? Like? Will he be okay? Will you be in a position to play some wage, some wagering, some proxy wagering for Keavy? That's what I'm I will. I will be in a position to make bets and level you don't want to put any add to anyone's no, No, hey man, you do this for me. It's like, but I want in on the bell. I'm not going to just make bets for you and hand you a ticket, because then that's gonna win. Everything
I'm gonna do is gonna lose. So I mean, I'm already asking Danny to swing by record store day and pick me up a few albums. I'm happy to do it. I'll hold down the fort here and buy you guys records. You play some NBA bracket wagers for me and Kevio. Bring me a pizza, you bring pizzas, bring you so many pizzas. What do you want to But do you want to get down at all? No, you don't have to. I'll get down MAVs to win the West. Oh yeah yeah, if we can get seven to one. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, seven to one. Well, I mean I just looking online. That's yeah, I'll do it. It's some it's six some places. Let's see six and a half, six and a half, eight, twelve. But just get the twelve. Yeah, I know, I'd want the twelve. How about the fourteen? We want the fourteen. Whatever you can find. Why are you going to Vegas? I'm gonna you. Oh that's right, that's right. Never mind, never mind, never mind, adventure. I remember, it's not my big day today. It's keveo. That's right.
This is the big one for you, Mike. Yeah. What NFL draft over unders? Oh yeah, there's there's some bad They released them yesterday. Yeah you see some bad. Oh yeah, some flaws. See some big, big action, big plays. Okay, so bam fifty on that under, fifty on that over Yeah, all right, we'll write them down. That's a fools game, man, betting on the draft. Not if you not, if you're Kevin and you are tight with every GM in football.
I once had the Chicago Bears of following my account and I was told, hey, man, the Bears are watching you, which I bet you can't name half the GMS in football. Is a good challenge. I bet I can't either. How many gms can Kevio name Ryan Poles? Oh, we're doing the Snow's hold on you, said, Jerry Jones. You heard once the Bears were following you on Twitter. The Bears are following me.
Have you heard this, friend of yours? The Bears are watching Someboddy texted me and he said, don't tweet out anything else about the Bears and what they're about to do. Wait, your buddy, yeah, who gave me intel about what the Bears are going to do. This is your friend who saw that the Bears were following you. So he tipped me off that the Bears were going to trade up and sods stupid trade up to number two and drafting Mitch Trubisky. And I said, that's incredible. It's a diy little
thing. And I told my buddy, Dane Brugler, who now lives up in Ohio. He works with the athletics. Still, I was like, man, I'm hearing this, I don't know, well, Dane, I didn't give the full vet, and Dane put it in his mock draft and alarms went off. So the Bear started freaking out how does he know? And I tweeted it out before Dane's mock draft. Here's what about the Bears? So I just basically got told, hey, stop, they're tracking your
account. Don't tweet anything else about that for me because he had connections or what they're gonna send Richard dent over? Yeah, I know, right, what are they gonna how have you killed? You know that sort is Matt Suey getta combusting through your your ceiling. It's funny at first, and tell me, it's funny at first until I just like realized the cowboys have probably have mafia ties. See I can see that getting done. But did the
Draft's weird? They have private investigators following around these kids. It's weird. It's a ceedy ced situation. So is it someone that worked for the Bears that told you that? No, well, I figured that'd be more of the focus of their ire where the leak was. They just wanted to stop, you know, and they did they do it? Did they go to number two Trubisky. Honestly, it would have. It was doing them a favor because then they could have had someone trade in front of him and draft
Trubisky because he sucked. But I remember on the air that night and I get along with him great. But that night Brad Sham was kind of like, they would never do that. Why would they trade up from three to two to take Trubisky? And I was like telling him, like, I'm like off the air, kind of like headsets on. But I'm just like, stop going down that road, dude, not like I'm right then. I am the sun draft Knight. And that's when we learned that I'm always
right the time I nailed the Trubisky bad. It all makes sense is that when Brad didn't he kind of belittle you a little bit. Stay in your lane, little man. No, he was just questioning that it was a stupid thing. Why would they trade up from three to two? It is a dumb thing, that's all it was. Uh, And he was very awesome about it though after he goes, he goes, dude, that's great, He's like he was, only it's like, I wish you would have
told me before. I'll tell you a story about him leaving things out. I don't want to know it. He's a legend, that's the whole story. He is. All right, when's the draft next Thursday? Doing the shamrock? Let's play do the shamrock the return cut next Yeah, it was pretty return cut. Yeah, the drafts next Thursday. If the Mavericks don't play, allegedly, Jeff and I are doing round one, it's just fun on the radio, or yeah, together at home on the freak at home.
Well, well, if the mass play, we will do it at home with some dice and some cards. We'll do it on his YouTube channel and make millions of dollars magic the gathering table. Well, your mate, you're allegedly maybe doing it on the air here at this radio station with the mass play. We can't. I hope the MAVs are playing. So it's
just him and Cavanaugh at their house. Let me go a game on the floor with dice, playing Draft and Dragons, Draft and Dragons with a little fridge magnet I and then make put the ball on an electric football game and I mean, you laugh. That sounds like a lot of fun to me. And I'll say too. If the MAVs play that night. Then Jeff and I would probably end up doing it on his YouTube channel and I would make five times as much money as this station could pay me for that.
I think more details on that to come. I don't know who's gonna tell you about it. Well in the NFL draft, well, I don't know why. When the MAVs sketch is gonna come out, I show Game one Sunday, I want fifty you know what, I make go one hundred on the maps to win the West. Let's go all right. I want some money. I want to win some money. I want that action live,
you got it. I'm so bad at gambling, though. They'll get smoked by the Clippers and five and I'll just watch my my c note just fly away like a hawk, right off into the mountains of the desert, right into the Venetian right into the little gondola. Coming up next to why today is my final show on terrestrial radio? Next to Cavio