The Messy Golden Globe Awards - podcast episode cover

The Messy Golden Globe Awards

Jan 08, 202420 min
--:--
--:--
Download Metacast podcast app
Listen to this episode in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episode description

Comedian Jo Koy was the host of this year's Golden Globes and the criticcs have given some poor reviews. We check out the audio to see how he did.

Transcript

You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak thirty minutes. I'll tell you a little coach fight. It happened yesterday a couple of goober's. It's NFL Black Monday, and there's been a few firings. We've been tracking them for you all morning. Two head coaches down. Arthur Smith of the Atlanta Falcons first to go. Ron Rivera of the Washington Commanders fired

as well. This morning's football for a reason it is, And the reason Arthur Smith got is because they spent three top ten picks on offensive players in the last handful of years, with Kyle Pitts and Drake London and b Jhon Robinson, and everyone was mad that none of us who were getting the ball as much as they probably should have been getting them. And then uh Ron Rivera after the Cowboys did him in a couple of minor ones too. The

New York Giants fired their Special teams coordinator Thomas McGahee. Panthers fired their GM Scott bittererg on it. You're up to date from black money, d h Q. Let me add to the athletics, Diana Russini, says Bill Belichick is still the head coach in New England, but the Atlanta Falcons are team to watch. If Belichick is available, they are interested, but he's still the head coach. I think he's out a contract for another year too.

Yeah, so, I mean it's not like a. I doesn't feel like that would be a cut and dry Monday, grab your box and head out the door. Yeah. No, it feels like that would be negotiated, some type of severance there, and you know you can. I don't know. I mean, I don't know how well him and Craft get along. I don't either, but I am super curious if he does become available. YEA, what the market for Bill Belichick would be twenty I just mean twenty

five million, I mean money. I just mean what teams would want to I mean he's a serious personality, like your whole team changes and it's Bill Belichick now. And if you're an owner, do you want that? What's the cost of it? The Bleacher Reports also reported too that these are not your guys who are going to be breaking at the Schefters and the Rap Reports and the Jay Glazers, you know, but Bleacher Reports is uh, the

Titans are weighing the future of head coach Mike Vrabel. Yeah, he's interested in going to New England if Belichick were to not be there, so like because he used to play there. Yeah, of course, kind of makes sense. Kind of the honestly, kind of the perfect hire. He is the guy who famously said he would cut off his manhood to win a Super Bowl. I don't believe that he said he would go full Kendall. We'd like to congratulate the best proofs cannonballer for being a Super Bowl champion. Yeah,

he must have. He must be, must have won one in the past, the Georgia Owens of Alabama. So yeah, there's that. Let's get you some awards show stuff. This second's gonna be brought to you by Alamo draft House and tonight winning location. Yeah, tonight you can see Washington and Michigan at Alamo Drafthouse, Lake Highland's location. Tickets at draft house dot com. And man, that's pretty awesome. Any type of sporting event in a movie theater. I don't know if you've ever done that. I have,

It's great. I don't think I have. I did Western Conference Finals twenty eleven Mavericks Thunder one of those games and it was so fun and someone just bringing you delicious food and beverie so great and as you're reclined. Now there's phones a bunch of masters tonight. I don't know. Michigan, Washington's a little odd just because yeah, I know these aren't it's out Big twelve school or something like that. But that'll uh, that'll be tonight. Alamo

Draft House Cinema, Lake Highland's location. You can get on in their draft hoouse dot com. For the Awards. Last night, we had the Golden Globes to kick off Award Season, part one of four, and Awards season at least award shows that I care about. Do you have the Tonys in that list? I don't have the Tonies. Good. I don't ever want to hear the word Tony's again anymore. It's because I keep throwing out that we should do a Tony's bet, And so what are the Big four?

Well, you have this, you're gonna have the Grammys, you're gonna have the Emmys, and you're going to have the Austar Casch All right, that's right, one of the Academy Awards. Yeah, but I don't count the Tony's. Tony's not real to me. It's not real to me. Damn it as it is true. It's part of the egot. But I must say no, not Tony's Golden gloves. More important film and TV Your Host. They moved to CBS. We're an NBC for years, known to be

the Edgy Award show Your Host. This year comedian Joe Coy. I got introduced to Joe Coy. Oh gosh, when was it? It was last night at seven o'clock. Okay, good because you said that on Friday. Who he was? And I'd never heard of him. Apparently he may people mad well, I don't know, that's his bit. You know, he got famous in the last five years. He was dating and might have ended up getting married to Chelsea Handler for a little bit m hm. And he

had a couple of specials. I remember me and Ben and Skin had him in studio like in twenty sixteen or something like, and he was very, very calm, but almost very nice. But it was almost to the point like I don't know, I don't want to say it was bland, but it was just kind of okay comedian of his addison I prov was cycling him through, took him, you know, and he was, who's fine,

here's his first joke of the night hosting the Golden Globes. That's why when the Golden Globes called me and asked me if I wanted to host, I jumped to the chants and I said yes, yes. And then they asked me if I saw every movie and every TV show, and then I said yes, I lied, only watched beef. That is basically that's funny. I thought beef was would be a funny drop beef beef. Okay, I thought that was a funny joke until the damn thing won everything. Yeah,

I did win a lot last night, a grief for bet. Then you bail on beef. We both did. Finished. You quit? You quit? I never finished it. Yeah, I quit. I apologize. You told me I made a fine decision by quitting. Yeah, I mean, I love it, but I was. I was happy. I watch the whole thing. I thought it was good. He essentially did what McCarthy did when he got hired by the Cowboys. He said, yeah, I watch

everything all the time. He said, he lied, And then I think it was Jerry who said he's watched He told me that he watched every single Cowboys game. Every single NFL game and his year off in the barn, and he's like, oh, that's just because I warned the job, and then Steven Jones had nervous laughter. Ah oh, and it's turned out they've been fine, okay, except for the Mike Nolan higher in twenty twenty. But don't worry about that, Oppenheimer big, big story of last night.

We'll get to the winners here in a minute, but here's a more from the monologue. I loved Oppenheimer. I just got one complaint, needed another hour. I felt like I needed some more backstory. My new Year's resolution for twenty twenty four is to finish Oppenheimer in twenty twenty five. Like, seriously, I'm almost there. I love Oppenheimer's especially the first season. That's so stupid. Oppenheimer answered a lifelong question that's been on my mind for years.

Yes, scientists do get laid as long as they look like Killian murket. Okay, okay, no, he's not struggling so fine. Here. Look, I didn't see a minute this, but I heard he bombed silly and this was so cool, ringy and terrible. So far good. Because I want you to listen for something here and in the next clip to I'm gonna I'm gonna give up my sourcem comedian once told me and told me said, this was the night after I did five minutes at tk's. I've never

done stand up comedy before. I just did it. Was it Brian de Maris? It was not Brian de Maris, but he he said, when you're up there and you have a plan what you're gonna say, when you start saying things, maybe you're right saying something in the moment. That is the real you, not the comedian you. That is the real you speaking when you're speaking like little things and you're gonna hear him say something about it. I didn't write the joke. You know. That's you being real,

almost compensating for your insecurity of being the stand up comedian. Okay, so you're gonna hear this a second because the real Hymn starts talking and you can tell he did not have confidence in his set. The key moment in Barbie is when she goes from perfect beauty to bad breath, cell you, light and flat feet, or what casting directors call character actor. Some I wrote, some other people wrote Robert De Niro's here Yo I got the gig ten days ago. You want a perfect monologue? Yo, shut up, you

got you're kidding me? Right, slow down? I wrote somebody and they're the ones that you're laughing at. Look, okay, okay, I get a little rickety here. Yeah, okay. Now, I don't know. Maybe some of that's funny to some people, but that is where you go. Okay, there's no confidence. It's almost like he drew attention to the fact that he was bombing in the room. Is that a bad strategy? Well maybe it is a compensation move, I think, but it doesn't sound

like he's bombing. Go keep it going. This is what I actually liked. I actually thought this was good. Robert de Niro's here. I'm sorry. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm fanning out. I love you, Robert. Okay, if it's awkward, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know how you do it. Man, Swear to God, your last performance has got to be your greatest performance. Ever. How'd you get a bring it at eighty cgi CGI? Is he looking? Is he

looking? That's good? Now? Multiple speakers, you know last night in a Stone not nyme of Stone. Sarah Snook the girl from Succession, a couple other people. There's like, I'm just intimidating Billy. I always I'm just intimidated by this room because you're in room all these famous people. I like. To do this job, you gotta just not care, which Ricky Gervase obviously never cared. You never felt like Tina or Amy Tfa and Amy Poller ever cared. You have to either don't care or you've got to be

incredibly comfortable, which Kimmel's incredibly comfortable when he does this. Joe Coy, first time host, not the most well known comedian right, not spoken of in the same way Ricky Gervais, m Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock or any of these guys' spoking about. So, you know, kind of weird thing of like you're kind of like moving up in your career. You kind of do care or does he? As he took a shot at Taylor, welcome back, and as you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.

The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camber shots that Taylor Swift. I swear there's just where to go to sorry about that, cats to Taylor, Taylor's drinking and giving the stink eye. Yeah, and he says sorry about that? Really, Yeah, it's a you would have thought someone farted at Taylor's table, like a real stinky one. So what you look at the reaction? Do you see? Are you seeing the video of it? She was pissed, right,

I told Kevin there's a chance she wasn't even paying attention. It was just thinking about something. Yes, yeah, maybe, and they know that. Again, these are a memeable stuff. They're all their reactions. She was kind of sitting in the back because she was not a prominent feature, you know, of the night, Like do you think she nominated? In fact, a joke exactly like that to happen? I don't know, Like was that a shocking No, dude, all right, I'm with you.

I don't have to be but heard about anything these types of things, I really don't. Yeah, does she think she's untouchable? No, And she's usually I think laughs along with stuff. I don't know. Maybe she's a tight ass, but she didn't think Kanye was funny. Well, there was some there was some drama there throughout the night as well, So Taylor famously does not get along with the Kardashians very well. Kim once called her a snake. You know, a snake might be led to the Reputation album,

apparently learning all this secondhand. By the way, I don't really know, but oh, it makes sense if Kanye given the whole thing, that she wouldn't get along with the Kardashians. Taylor famously tight with Selena Gomez Danny and they're patrol. I mean, not for me, but for Danny maybe to call the Boner patrol, get them in here to arrest Danny like the bass

pro shop guy and walk him out. Thing is you'd be able to see Danny's So Selena Gomez comes over and whispers to Taylor Swift, get it's all meaned up, and they got the online lip readers were out and about here.

But apparently Timothy shallow May and Kylie Jenner show up late and Selena, I guess wanted to take a picture with Timothy shallow May or something and Kylie said no, And that's what you can see in the slow motion flip reading and Taylor's reactions like he said what and that the internet just takes it and go you could whisper a random number to Taylor Swift and she will react with the most shocked face. Yeah that's her whole bit. Yeah, it's half

shocked. Okay. I only put this in here because I think it's interesting. Ali Wong is dating Bill Hayter. Ali Wong from Beef. You guys remember Beef right y, Yes, Beef. She's dating Bill Hayter. So you see Bill Hayter when she wins the award was a guy that looked like Bill Hayter. That was Bill Hater. So you see when she wins, they stand up and hug, and then she walks up and this happens. I really need to thank the father of my children and my best friend Justin

for all of your love and support. It's because of you then I'm able to be a working mother. Okay. Thanks. Thee cut to Bill Hayter and he's like, okay, kind of he's new. He hasn't earned his stripe shit over a year, have they? Yes, I don't believe you. I thought this was a good bit from Ray Romanto and Carrie Russell. It was the highlight of the night, was it to you? Okay? I really did. I thought it was incredibly funny. Ray Romano and Carrie

Russell. This is good. My resolution is just to just to be truthful. It's so hard to hear the truth nowadays, and I know that's hard to do in this town. But we're only here for a short time. Why not? Why not the truth? That's that's beautiful, And you know what, I'm gonna do the same absolutely, why not? Yeah, here's my truth. I've been a fan of us for a long time. But when I saw you on the Americans, blown away. I mean, just how strong that performance was. Yes, brilliant, Thank you very much,

Ray, and I loved just everything you just said. Okay, okay, we're here, hold on, hold on, hold on, but that's it. That's it. Sorry, just the whole thing you said to telling the truth thing, and then I just got I just got nervous. It's not easy. The truth is not easy. But nothing nothing, you know what? The truth is stupid? Really? What's at longer than element? Pretty couldn't name anything that he'd done. That's pretty tricky. Name the second thing.

But one thing that you love that he's done. His name, that's it. Everybody loves is the easiest one. Well, that's the joke is that I can't say that the name of the second thing that Ray Vermondo is known for old dads that I don't walk your talking and reward shows. Yea. He sounds kind of like Barney from the Simpsons, right. Oh, he has a crazy muppet voice. This is funny and I think I want to pull this. This a little bit of music. There is a visual

elements this, but it's a Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiggs. Hello, everyone looks beautiful tonight. We are honored to be here and recognize the fearless and inspired performances by a male actor in a motion picture musical or Coddy. It's truly amazing, incredible. How much a laugh kill? I'm not sure what that was? Okay, Tonight we applaud the outstanding nominees, legends like Nicholas Cage, Matt Daan just just just keep going, okay, uh, Jeffrey

right called Youamani, Timothy Shallomy and of course walking. Okay. Now they start dancing. They slowly can't help it. It's like it's floody dancing. Really funny. What is going on? Okay, Well, let's let's just be honest with Evans. Go all right, guys, this song does something to us. As you can see, it always has for decades, and whoever is putting on this show tonight knows it. They wanted us to come out here make a bunch of jokes and we said no. We said no,

we want to be serious tonight. Why because it's a serious night And they knew just what to do to get what they wanted to play our favorite song. We look ridiculous, like a couple of j holes. We am embarrassed. The Golden globes have not changed. Smells like hot sushi in here? Am I the only one? Right? Ok? It's hot hot sushi? Am I the only one? The only one? So there's kind of some of the audio. I thought that was really funny though, because the

actors they just listed. Paul Giamatti won for whatever his role was in whatever movie it was, and I think the first thing he came up he what did he say? Something to the EFFECTO, It's nice to know that I'm the only actor in here that smells like fish, like fish. So when we come back, we will tell you who won all the big awards, and as well, what's the deal with this huge coach fight in the NFL after the game got pretty tense and much more next on, ninety seven won the Freak

Transcript source: Provided by creator in RSS feed: download file
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android