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The Masked Singer Draft

Mar 06, 202423 min
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Tonight is the season premiere of one of the most popular shows that none of us have ever watched. So we decided it might be weird to have a Masked Singer Draft. Which 10 celebs for the hosts and listeners made the big board?

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This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak and I hope you're having a great morning. We are as we always do. I've been in skin Show with Christina and Steve Mister mid next Speakeasy two to six. Tomorrow we'll have your chance to win some Burt Kreischer concert tickets. Chance with your talkbacks and the Conspiracy Theory at nine thirty five, we have a fun idea

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month. So tonight is a debut of a show that I have only seen about twenty minutes of one episode of The Masked Singer on Fox season eleven, so that they do two seasons a year. I think this started twenty nineteen in that long yeah, and I remember watching it was around Thanksgiving or Christmas, and it was Nicki Glazer was the reveal of the comedian, and I was going, oh my god, they're down to Nicki Glazer. Then I realized they often don't have a list types now some are or were a listers

at the time, or we kind of aren't anymore. I've almost like wondering, is it bad for your career if you're going on the masked singer, because that means you don't have anything going on. Always wonder that. So this thing gets big ratings? Huh, Yeah, this thing scores huge ratings consistently even season ten. Last year's premiere drew almost six million people. Damn a hit It's a hit man, the hit show. And you know what,

I kind of get it. Although I haven't seen a second of it, I do kind of get it. Performance, weird costumes, there's something very extravagant about it. I can't handle well from what I saw. What I couldn't handle would keep me away from it is the fluff and just the filling up of an hour. But I much like that our Saturday Night Live

bet from back in May. I do like drafts, and I like the random nature of this because if we hit on any of these, it's gonna be such a shot in the dark thing and then it we'll be like, oh my god, I hit on it. Yeah, And every Wednesday night, I can pull the reveal and bring it in Thursday morning. Who was it? We gets a point funny audio on that I support that. I'm not watching this show, not either, but I will participate in your draft

and whatever bet we we linked to it? Do they reveal a singer every episode. You gotta think, yeah, that's all you gets voted off and then they popped their their their big Marty Grass helmet off. Okay, and then the crowd, Oh my god, it's Barry Zito. Yeah it happened. It's actually on the show. I just learned. The random basketball player that made it on was Victor Oladipot one time. Yeah, oh, name who he plays for now they still play for the Heat. I don't remember.

I saw a Lonzo Ball was on there too, Lonzo Ball. The list of names is interesting. I mean, Jewel made it, but also people like Neo who you might not thought about in a long time, Daughtry, Yibbs, Cuban never did it. So it's yeah, it's very all over the map. The point is, there should be a reveal every week for the next ten, eleven, twelve weeks, and we'll have a roster of ten. Now I've been taking the tech from listeners and kind of writing

them down. Okay, and there's been a lot offered there, we'll do the listener's picks. Last, what's the bet here? Do you want to do? The Amazon one? We've had it sitting there, the Amazon cart bet. The loser of this bet at the end of it will have to fill up the Amazon cart to a million dollars, which will take a long time. And nothing over ten grand, which I don't even think do they even have. Oh there's something on there that's like a million bucks. You

could do this in like one click. So you can't have any particular item worth more than ten thousand dollars. And you can't duplicate items. So even if you find some nine thousand dollars job, you can't just put one hundred of those in your cart or whatever equals a million. The sweat that you would be feeling if you accidentally hit the wrong button and hit check out. How about you have to go all the way to check out and then hover

over like finalized purchase. Oh no, and you have to have your hand frozen. I think like in the freezer. You have to have a cold hand that you can't feel your fingers and you have to hover over the click purchase button. I think this is a six hour process to fill the cart up to a million dollars. I'll do live stream on my Twitch because I'm set up. If I lose, I will what riveting content? What do you guys want? You're buying the most expensive adult toys. Yeah, the

expensive can hams. I'm gonna load it up with footballs and protein shakes. All right, So loser has to fill their Amazon cart to a million US Okay, and nothing over shake, shake, shake, all right, we'll do snake draft. Yeah, this is a snake day Jesus. All right, papers is a rock? Ready? Fine to shoot? Oh? He went first pick in the draft and we'll just go whatever. Where do you want? Yeah? Okay, I'll let you be the swing vote. Is that what you want? I don't care. Okay, Danny the first pick

and the mask singert. Yeah, I'm gonna with the first pick. In the twenty twenty four season, eleven Masks singer draft Dingoo selects Jamie Lynn Spears, Wow, younger sister of Britney Spears. In the last break, Dan, he was just searching for names on the internet. I just looked. I did. Went to Google and I went names the names of people. The first one that came up is Jamie Lyn Spear. This is fifteen hours after a Texas said I'm in. That's some seo from the Spears camp.

If the first name that comes up, see, I wasn't exactly sure if we had to pick, you know, like a cricket or dragon. No, I know you're actually picking actual people. We will have a wild card costume attached to the Enka. Hey, but yes, good pick. She wrote a book. Interesting. I think you're I think you made a good

pick there. Thanks Kevin, I like it, Thanks keV. All Right, my first round pick, I'm going to go with a man who audio of yesterday on the show, a wrestler, because don't they do wrestling on Fox? Brilliant ladies and gentlemen. The man who coined the term Diariha, Dwayne wrestler Seth Rollins is my first round pick. Wow, beautiful. Seems like a guy who would be about the theater. I think he would like it. Let's just separate the listener picks. They're not in the draft.

Yeah, they're just they have their list will score them separately. Yet all right, so I get too yep, I will I'm playing I'm going for the whale, and I know this guy's on your list, Brendan Fraser, give me Fox employee although he doesn't do anything. Tom Brady all right as being what better way a big reveal? What better way to promote the network? Yes, than your new a team guy? And we know Greg Olsen doesn't want to do it, even though he's going to be team likely yep,

because of his past music career and the things he said. With my next pick, I'm gonna go with someone who wants to clean up their past music career. Give me Greg Olsen. Oh as my reach round pick, Mike reaches around with greg Old, Tom Brady and Greg Olsen. I think one of them impressive, either guy getting the job or losing the job. Uh. I swear I saw this on I know that was on the text, but I made this big board last night and I can prove it.

Jason Kelcey was my first pick on the big board, and I went away from it because someone texted in a minute ago. But it was the first guy out on my big board last night. So I will take retired former Eagle center who's gonna be in the news a lot, it seems. Jason Kelcey, it's funny. He was going to be my next Sorry, that's fine. That's a good pick, Danny. You have two in a row here. Let's go with Malcolm in the Middles, Frankie Munez, Yes,

race car man. Yeah, he has a race car driver, right, and we're also going to go with let's go with former lead singer of skid Row, Sebastian Bach. Damn it, let me cross them off my list. Let me just tell you, guys, I don't know if the audience is enjoying this, and I really don't know if you guys are enjoying this. But every time you're about to say a name, I'm I get a little more excited. You. Yes, you feel that excitement. This is fun to me. Okay, the random nature of this, It could be

anyone. I love it. I think it's fun too. I am having fun. Next on my big board is ludicrous. I feel like we've been seeing a lot of Ludacrous. I I'm in a commercial the other day. We're talking about him at the halftime show. I felt Ludacris is trying to get back out there I'm gonna continue to knock off my Fox employee list before I get to some of my reaches on my big board. Give me America's favorite British chef Gordon Ramsey, all right, as being a contestant on the

Masks Singer this year. Gordon Ramsey, all right. And I'd like to elbow that off with another Fox man who is the host of the popular show Snake Oil. Give me David Spaine, okay, yeah, to rip that damn helmet off and reveal hisself. So Mike's leaning pure Fox. Yeah, it's interesting strategy. It's a great strategy because I think Fox likes to recycle their talent the star Snake Oil. Well, I even Steven Spade will go with Fox Big Game noon broadcaster Gus Johnson to combat your Fox strategy. That's

just playing the game. What on the big board, that's just playing the game. Brilliant, Kevin, that's pretty good. He goes and just yells out us on, Danny, you have two here, and you've gone with Jamie Lynn Spears, Frankie Moonez in sebast and bought. He's already spiraling through just two rounds or three round insane I'd like to choose with my my fourth pick, I like to choose John Oates. Okay, I'll help you here. Has he already been on it? John has played the game? Okay,

yeah, I think he was a Season eight guy or so. Well, maybe I do know something about this, and I picked somebody that actually was on it without knowing anybody that's ever been on it. All right, let's go ahead and scratch John Oates off the list. Now to jan help you know if you hit someone, I appreciate you doing that. Let's go with the noted magician Matt Franco. Matt Franco is not the Matt Franco because Matt Franco won season nine of America's Got Talent, okay and slides in and

he is a sneakily very good vocalist. Not many people know about that. They're about to choice. I have a I'm gonna make my first athlete pick. I believe now that Brady and Kelsey Jason Kelsey are off the board, I'm gonna go with Cam Newton because Cam Newton was formerly on Dancing with the Stars, I believe, and I think that Fox might go back to that. Well again, I don't know, but why not. Ime will tell

his podcast and he was kind of lingering around at the Super Bowl. It does feel like Cam Newton is dying to be Yeah, seen a little bit getting out there. I like it. Yeah, well I would be well, okay, that kind of deep cut. I'll save that for later. I think I can get him in the late rounds of the draft. I'm gonna go with Mario Lopez. That's a good one, friend of the show. Allegedly, Yes he is. I've not been caught lying to you guys

once yet. Yeah, and I've a vindicated at every turn. So yes, one day we'll have Mario Lopez on and you both can line up and suck on it. Well, you get Mario Lopez on the show, and I'll get John Hamm on the show and probably around teacher who's involved in some situation in South Carolina. My next selection, I'm gonna go two more Fox Family and then I'm getting wild. Then I'm gonna go off the menu. Give me Fox's own Anthony Anderson. He has done. I'm helping you there.

Okay, Yes, I like your wrestler pick, and they do have wrestling, and there's one man in wrestling who just wants to be on TV and do anything anyone asked him to do. Give me the Miz, the Miz. Put the Miz down. The Miz is in five picks down. Uh, this is if you're just tuning in the Masked Singer Season eleven draft. And I will back up the Miz with another athlete. I will take legendary. I did a rod Champion, Susan Butcher. She's dead. Are

you sure that at the age of fifty two she had leukemia? But she did kill a moose. Okay, I told you to help you. I really appreciate it. You look stumped now, Michael will not select champions season. Just google people's names and something will come up. Okay, google names. I will take Jamie Lynn Spears. That was Danny's first pick in the draft. She went one one. All right, I will have I will select to be on the mask Singer this year. Mitch McConnell, write it

down. McConnell. All right, we've gone into complete give up mode. He stopped. This will just playing right here. He stopped. He's retiring. Damn. Why is the locus not moving someone? Why is the locus not moving? Prod the bull that's comedy. What he just said is comedy. Gold mikey Y give the man his due. For Christ's sakes, I just think Lindsay Lohan's trying to get back out there. Some Lindsay Lohan.

Interesting. Hell, I think it might be good if I outside of Sebastian Box pick some actual singers, maybe some that have I don't know, a little bit of notoriety and fame in the business, but you don't hear a lot from lately. I got my two picks. I'm going both singers. I'm gonna go with Queen Latifa, Okay, choose on my list, actually really, and I'm gonna go with Gavin de Grau for no effing reason whatsoever. But Gavin de Grau and Queen Latifa textra has no idea why they're actually

enjoying this draft. Yeah they are. That's the point they are because still another page from the repurposing Fox Stars thing that Mike went to. I'm gonna take Zoe Deschanelle, Okay, former star, the new girl. I think she might sneak in. There's my round seven pick. I got two, give me the smooth shooting Caitlin Clark. Okay, how about that. Yes, big name right now, huge name and I will back that up with Bill Elliott. Awesome Bill from Dawson NASCAR legend forever in a digital painting with

Kevy Oh and Vin Diesel brought you on Fox. Yes that fair Bill Elliott. I'm gonna go with former star of keenan Kel Kel Mitchell Okay, good burger, how bad Kelly nothing, It's fantastic, Thank you, Eric Dank Kevin. I'd like to pick Tiffany Hattish, good pick and I like to pick a heaven Kevin Hart Okay, Kevin Hart number nine. For some reason, we are drafting people that are gonna be on the math Singer this season. Very od. Kevin is now up. I will take you know what,

find him on there. I'll take Ezekiel Elliott. He almost put him down. I'm not kidding. I can't take it back. No, I don't want it do Zeke Okay, write it down, just take it. It's in permanent ink. Zeke. Nine. How is my last two? Mike? Your last two picks? Has anyone taken local media representative Christopher Umguzler yet No, I don't think anyone's taken him yet. Now his brother Carl

has is off the board. Are you sure you don't want to save him for your super pick, which is essentially the automatic win button that you're just telling us about. Well, it's it's everyone knows Sorr. You know what. I'm not even kid. I want to take Donna Kelsey Okay, yeah, okay, if you take ed Kelsey is around ten pick. I'm in love the Kelsey Mom Donna Kelcey with split Jersey. She's said, yeah,

she's out there. Yeah, that's so good. Last pick Mike Monique, Monique Monique, I for round ten will take as my uh, I'll take Maddie Matheson. That's the actor who plays fact in the Bear. Is that the big the neck tattoo? Yeah, and that's my round ten pick. Really good. Who's around ten the final pick? I have three left on my board and those three are Marshawn Lynch. I wouldn't give him away because we have a super pick too. Remember, yeah, I have someone new

I'm taking from my super pick super pick, which is automatic win. But we were not told about keep score then I tell you what. By the way, Cam Newton was not on Dancing with the Stars. According to engineer Tony who would know what up? Thanks for listening. By the way, tell all your friends. Uh, you know what. I'm gonna go with Mickey Rourke. Okay, hold on, he's actually he's done it. Yes, yes, yeah, you're kidding. Yeah, all right fine, Marshawn

Lynch. Let me marsha On Lynch. Super pick. There are two super picks. Automatic. It's an automatic win button, is all it is. It means that the score doesn't matter your win and you're absolved. Super pick, Danny, you're up. Super pick is going to be Ben Folds, Ben Fold. My super pick will be former Destiny's Child star Kelly Rowland. Danny Mike to I think I'm gonna use my super pick, same dude, I used the super pick on for sn L. Give me John Cena,

John Cena, all right, and your costume. Super pick means if you get it, it can be anything you win at all. Yeah, it could be anything. Well, I'll go first, pot roast, all right, I'll take Hot air Balloon man, Hot air balloon or hot air Balloon man. Well, it's gonna be a man and a woman. Yeah in there, Okay, Hot air balloon. I'm gonna go with Sandworm. Sand are good. You get a sandworm out there, automatic win. There it is. We'll post these all online. That was not too bad. I

was gonna use my super pick on someone else. I'm Pat McAfee. That's a pretty good one. He's a fox there. He does a wrestling too. I'm gonna be watching this damn show. Yes, watching a second of I'm gonna watch it, you guys, maybe night, I will watch it, watch it the night. Just Mitch McConnell. Incredible text reaction. He's alive. Uh, this is an all time low. Or this is guys, This is incredible. It's really back and forth. And that's right.

Well, we're gonna give you what you want all the time. This is an all time low. I think it's fun. That's the greatest text. Russell Wilson's a good guess. Thought about that. Thought about that. We'll fill out the listeners thing in the in the uh commercial and figure until you after the break, plus a new conspiracy theory to watch for next on ninety seven, won the free

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