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Super Bowl Predictions Review

Feb 12, 202424 min
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We reviewed our predictions from Friday to see if anybody got any points!

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This is the downbeat on ninety seven on the Freak and thirty minutes Ningu's got tons of exciting audio from last night's game, a lot of things that came to our mind. Nance and Romo and the whole gang. It's gonna be fun. We'll walk through it from stem to stern man all the fun stuff that you remember, and we'll point out a couple of things that you might

have overlooked. Yeah, deathly too. We talked about the game a little bit early six thirty, touch a little you know, MAVs at seven and the ads was the halftime show at nine Local stories the guy Zim's tray Smoke, that cool name who lost his huge lizard dino. He's calling in at nine thirty because we're really to get the word out if you're up earning the Crowley area. Look, yeah, there could be a huge dinosaur like lizard

on the loose, but that's how you need to couch this. Yeah right, yeah, that there's a yes, a rogue dinosaur on the loose and Crowley, Yes, keep teasing it like that, okay, but also he thinks could it have been foul play? No one's going there today, guarantee it. We're going there. We also went there on Friday when we went with our scorching hot predictions for the Super Bowl, and I have them them and see how we did, right, Because do you think there are points

in play here? No? Maybe I wish I could say yeah, I mean it was a chance, or I could even play radio like, but maybe maybe we get one. I do think that there could be some very flimsy cases to be made for partial points. Yes, yes, yes, very flimsy. But we'll see that's all we need, flimsy the downbeat. So let's go out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion one more time and review our picks or is it the protae section a Whole Foods whatever it is here they

are. I'll start because I'm a jerk. These are my five predictions, one at a time. Here from Friday afternoon on the show Vin Kevin. Prediction number one during pregame warmups Chiefs mascot k C Wolf, We'll get in a fight with forty nine Ers assistant coaches the Bullies, Clint and Clay Kubiak. I don't think that happened. In fact, I saw more of the forty nine Ers mascot that goofless. Oh is that sourdough Sam? Yeah? Is that what they call him? I think it is. I actually don't

know what it is. It's something sourdough. Why? Because it is so Sam. He's the hardest working mascot in the NFL. Mike. Yeah, he's a dumb looking guy. He's got his mouth open, his mouth is forming a rectangle, is smiling? Eh? Oh man like San Francisco, the home of sourdough bread. Yeah, chowder and a sourdough bowl is a big player in San Francisco chowder. Huh yeah, sour dough bread bowls. Thanks for telling me. I've kind of thought you would call you be on

top of this. I'm not an expert. I just want to know about it. Holler, we'll holler at ukvoh. Okay, the greatest okay in radio ever? When when do we holler? When? Holler? Holler number two for me? Kevin prediction number two during the national anthem, Reba McIntyre will shock and offend the nation by showing up wearing a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader uniform. Reaction How did how did we do? I couldn't hear it? So there was a big controversy on this what phenominal because the over under for that

was eighty seven and a half. It got bumped down as the week went on. Eighty seven and a half seconds Now she did, did you pull any of it for Dingus Morning News? I don't, didn't, but I can get it. No, No, I don't, it's not necessary. She ends up with the whole of the Brave, and then and then tag comes, you know, the music comes up, and then after she did Brave, she hit it again with the breath, and the betting sites are like, no, it ended after the first Brave, which I kind of

disagree with. I do too. The song ain't over and cocked in in eighty six seconds, but it would have been like eighty nine seconds if if you count the second Brave. The tag is still part of the song. It's her interpretation of it. Boy, No, I don't even know what side. But if you go with two braves, that count, Yes, it does. That's you're right. Your song is the song. Her interpretation of the song two Braves. I don't know, man. It was kind

of because I was in it too. I didn't stop watching. It was too late, but I was kind of like one Mississippi two, Mississippi. You made it to like ninety seven Mississippi. Yeah, it was exhausting, and then her her walk guy was looking at me. It was real strange. She killed it though, really she was. Not only did she kill it, but Posty crushed God bless America before the America. America the Beautiful absolutely killed it. And they both sang none of it was their vocals were

not pre recorded, and Posty sounded amazing. Really yes, yeah, he went to uh more of like a purple heat sing the one about Purple Mountain. Majesty's right, which one is that this is America the Beautiful? Yeah, yeah, okay, I got Here's here's the end to Reba. Okay, just so you can kind of tell why the betting books were freaking out, and honestly that the brave to end it was the fourth second window needed to push it. That's what tipped it over. The band's still playing too.

I'm sure saw the books just paid back everyone's bets too, Probably on that one. They can sometimes do that. Yeah, maybe because they're trying to drum up all these dumb prop bets. Anyway, So the goodwill of giving you your money back yeah, so on the eighty six and a half seconds was and again they basically yeah, it was. It was right about

eighty seven. It was right kind of right on the money. So I don't know, I don't know how they certain books too, probably have different rules on that, but I saw that a lot of people had that going. They came in with the under on that because of they cut it off after the first brave whatever. Here's my third one on Kevin prediction number three Chiefs tricky wide receiver from Smu Rushi right will score the game's first touchdown.

Really okay, tough reactions usually Okay. I was sitting there every time. I love it. I was sitting there at some point going is there going to be a touchdown tonight? I was kind of and then we had a trick play to make it happen. I was all in on the under. Yeah. Well, Vegas kind of nailed this thing. They really do. Because it was San fran minus two, which absolutely could have hit, could have won, including a missed uh what was the extra pointer field goal no

X point and of the special team's fumble. It was just right on the money and they over unders forty seven and a half and it ended with forty seven points. So under hits. How do they know? In the Super Bowl too, when all eyes on it, all bets are off on the outcome of how it's gonna But an overtime game where both teams score and the under still comes in that makes you sure you're on the right side of things.

Here's my fourth one, Kevin prediction number four. During the halftime show, Justin Bieber, twenty one Savage, Her, Alicia, Keys, Lil John, and the Blue Man Group will join Usher on stage. I mean I hit yeah, you did, buzzer has sounded. I hit three of them. Well, Bieber was the first one you named. Yeah alphabetical though, and we did learn that what his wife arrived in Las Vegas, so there was kind of a buzz out there that he was going to join on

stage. Yeah. Look sometime leading up to the Super Bowl, like Saturday or something like that that she got there, yes, or her makeup arty, I don't know. So No, Haley and Justin were seen like getting there like kind of late or something, but they were there Saturday, I don't know, something something like that. But Bieber was only there because I had him first. Well, Blue Man Group the Blue Man Group, the t Blue Man Group. Yes, now, how are we to know that

some of the dancers were not also performers in the Blue Man Group? That sounds like an argument Kevin should be making. I mean her Alicia Keys and Little John, well, little John would be good. Alicia Keys was known, that was that was already out there. Little John's expected. So who'd you really get? I mean, if you Green, that would have been like, okay, that's a half point right there. That wasn't the world's trying to distance from Selo Green? Right now? Was that Seelo Green?

Who was that in the little Little Short You know, I didn't know that. I actually didn't know who that was. Anybody I thought, who was that dude? Jermaine dupre Jermaine Duprie. All right, all right, So if you'd have guessed Jermaine Duprie, I'd be inclined to give him a whole damn point. As it stands now, nothing nothing, okay, fine, he's mad. I'm not mad. You look mad. I knelt like half of them. Your hands are shaking, and your Kevin turning red. Kevin

Prediction number five. If the Chiefs win, Jim Nance will make a Taylor Swift pot as his iconic walk off call. If the forty nine ers win, he'll go on a round about the homeless and how the work ethic in America is not what it used to be. Okay, Well, we will have Jim Nance's walk off call coming up in Dingu's Morning News. Yeah that ruined by Tony? Uh Yeah, did Tony ruin Nance's moment? So well? Sucks for me. You got close to a half point though, Yeah.

I mean, if anyone wants to text in two and four even seven seven eight seven one nine seven one and really just support the movement to get me a half point, do that. I'll say this, Kevin, you did the best you could. Yeah, and you know what your best is good enough? My best is equivalent to most people's worst. But that's okay. Let's go to Daniel Harry Rol Prediction number one. As a tribute to Toby Keith, Reba McIntyre will replace the National Anthem with radio Heads National Anthem,

which was Toby's favorite song. Mikey claps there's like proven. As a tribute to Toby Keith, She's gonna walk out there to that monstrous badass bas Riff shocking prediction. I saw a clip servicing over the weekend of Toby Keith on the Bob Stoops podcast, and I was like, bob Stoops has a podcast and it looked terrible. It looks like a terrible podcast. But it's

Toby KEI like two days before he died, really interesting and sad. But I didn't dive into read except I listened to excited when I hear sad stuff. But also it's like Toby was talking from his room and then like oh man, Toby, oh you're the best. I mean, it was just maybe we'll get Switzer down. It's just oh, you guys, just it

was very strange. I don't know. Here you go, all right, number two, there will be no doinks in the game, but there will be an oinc when Romo emits a guttural sound of which can only be described as that of a large pig. Okay, nothing, I made the doink on the kickoff, but he said there would be no I that doinke on the kickoff is we didn't get enough doink cam Last night they showed us the first made field goal. I know, yeah, there was one a little

later too. Yeah, they should have had it on that low liner and look from the crossbar cam. Who can keep track of every weird noise that Tony makes in a game? I mean I tried. Yeah, so there was a doyke on a kickoff and they didn't show that on the dot cam. What you heard it? The crossbar should have done it. I believe moved on Danny three. Taylor Swift will be upstaged when CBS cameramen discover that Brock Purdy's new celebrity girlfriend is located in a luxury suite and the world first

learns that he is in fact dating Carol Burnette. Pretty jersey up there and turn around family, Oh hell yeah, Jim, that's Carol Burnette. What a mess. I don't know much about Bruck Party's love life, do we. I just know pregames, they show you that the quarterbacks getting ready in the locker room. My home's drinking a gatorade and he's kind of just walking around all amped, you know, Party sitting down buried in a pouch out

and he's eating a protein bar pooch out. I was like, goshs they just goaded Patrick right there already, like like just walking around, good energy, looking fine and party's just staring into the abyss eating pooch having food. Pooch out that a protein bar. Do you ever be caught eating food if you're playing in the Super Bowl? Man, I think I'm gonna go with the Chiefs again, all right. Number four prediction for this weekend Super Bowl.

Usher's banned will unfortunately miss their flight to the big Game, but he will be more than capably backed up by last minute substitution group alien at Farm. Yeah. I don't think Alien Farm could have been on roller skates. I'm not proud of that one. Yeah, you should be all right. Number five, Chiefs will win the Super Bowl a gatorade bath. Andy Reid will be double surprised when he receives the contents of the ceremonial cooler and is

covered with sauteed onions. He will find the celebration delicious. Okay, hey, they won and he didn't. He didn't get a gatorade bath. Yeah, I was looking. It was ice, but it kind of could have been sauteed onions if you look squint. Ice does ice onions purpleing like dice onions? Yeah? Ice looks like dice onion. Yeah, and it almost rhymes iced diced get it. Yes, I think I have full point for Danny on this. Actually because I picked the chiefs, I protest. Wait,

no, I don't vote. Yes, So the gatory killer was a half it was Yeah, it was a gatorade that had been drunk previously drank. All right, good job, Danny. I'd like to announce that I don't. I'm weak today and maybe soft, and you got enough texts to support you that I think I'm going to vote. We give Kevin a half point for getting half of the people that showed up. He's getting some support, a lot of support, or some point for Kevio. I support Kevin.

Give him a damn half point. Stop being mean to Kevin. Stop being mean to That is what every one of my classmates got from the teachers. Stop being mean to Ken. How many people near you have exclaimed to stop being mean to Kevin? But so I don't really want to argue with it. Yeah, super Bowl mondayful, Kevin works hard, a soft man

for soft times. I've added it. At least you keys here and Little John appear with Usher at halftime show half point and I had to say that puts Kevin in second place behind or ahead of Danny, Now who you just awarded me a point? Stuck on three? Oh yeah, I just gave Danny a point and a half, which back protest because onions and ice look similar. No, they don't. And I picked the Chiefs to win.

I went out on that limb. If you went to get to refill your fountain drink and you hit the ice machine and onions came out, you would go, what, okay, soroy industries. Like at a barbecue plays there's pickles, onions, barbecue sauce coming out of a soda machine, onion dispenser. Yeah, a food dispenser onions. That's good. That's pretty good. Prediction one. The Kansas City Chiefs will win in the Super Bowl by double

digits. Uh oh, that's a point. They won, and they scored in the double digits, by double digits, not in double digits, hear it? I don't know. Prediction two. In the pregame, Reba McIntyre approaches the microphone to celebrate our nation. There's a pregnant, anticipatory hush over the crowd when Riba violently barks out the state anthem of the Russian Federation. Oh no, oh no again, I had the volume down. Did she what song did you do? Did you do the national anthem? You did

the traditional one of America. She was close though, because I did see at the last second of stage hand go up and swap out lyrics. Yeah, they switch the lyrics and they lowered the prompter. All right, there's gonna have to be all that Russian stuff, all right. Prediction three. In a halftime show surprise, the stars of Live Golf, which is competing

in Las Vegas this week, appear on stage with Usher. After seeing Phil Mickelson's blistering, never ending cabbage patch and the sensual, intertwined dancing of Pat Perez and Martin Kaimer, Usher and his dancers all leave the stage. The crowd leaves as well. In the second half of the game. Is canceled. Canceled, can't fill off the stage, Phil, dude, there's nothing, no Kevin nah Like literally, there's fifty bed dancers and there's people on

stilts and a guy flying through the air. Didn't see Patrick Reid. He didn't see him. Didn't see him. Yeah, can't confirm it, but yeah, that one. We'll call that one. Pending. Commercials. Commercials, commercials, we all love them. We love one in particular this year Jardian's Well. In response to Jardian's going with a new spo, folks singer their original talent talent, Deanna Cologne, will appear in a new Skittles advertisement,

singing about raising her a one C quote through the GD roof. The ad ends with Cologne laying next to a non working fountain, surrounded by red candy bags as she mutters f Jardians, I'm mad at Jardians fe a broken fountain. The only thing that's even close is there was a nerd cluster spot. Okay, that's it. That was pretty surprising. That was it was. It was odd too. It's kind of good. Everybody's a one c at the freak skyrocket at after the Amazon dot Com package showed up full of

those things. I don't know if it's crediting Kavanall, but that's who I create our credit as the father of nerd clusters. But considering I've never heard of him until he mentioned them, we kind of started eating them. And then a half halftime or Super Bowl commercial mass I jypped on with the Speakeasy on Friday from five to six pm and we talked fetishes and Kinks and other stuff, and Ryiner was just just chowing down on a bag of nerd clusters.

It's always they always have him around on that show, like the need the energy in the afternoon they can sleep in. Last one for Mike Prediction five. Travis Kelsey scores a Super Bowl touchdown. He looks up to the suite and gives the heart hands sign. Taylor Swift looks down, beaming and

gives the hearthand sign back to Travis. Travis then motions with his arm for Taylor to move out of the way, revealing the real intended recipient of his hearthands Czechoslovakian tennis legend Yvon Lendall. Move, move out the way, not you bitch, His eyes are huge. Von Lindel was there? Was he wasn't there? Well, not converted. I think angry tweets about hating football prove Von Lindeall wasn't there. That's that's your job this week to me,

that's fair, all right. I bet he could get Evon Lettel on the show by Friday as a Valentine's President to the Metro Pleagux. I could do that. I could do that. Speaking of Valentine's Day Wednesday at eight o'clock, we'll give you a preview of our LB in stores, the downbeat singing box of chocolates, but you can go ahead and get it all of your flower shops. Levin't already has an album full of material written for this, Ready and excited. We're losing a ton of money on these products, these

singing products that we continue to manufacture and no one purchased. We've never tried to put them in floral shops. This makes sense, people to go. Do you get flowers for your lady or something for your man? Oh? You know what, I'll tack on a downbeat singing box of chocolates. I like those guys. That sounds fun, you know. Just put it online order and to go in. We were making people go into the brick and mortar store to buy them. That was our fatal flaw. This is we're

now more advanced and ready for profit. Now it's profit time, especially off season, especially when you hear the new hit song VD for V Day coming up on Wednesday at eight. He's so ready get to write and jall why because he's got something to do. Tonight he did a bunch of work this week, and he told me, he goes, what was it? You have something? What did you say? I was invited to be on a podcast tonight. No, that's how you described it. I have plans,

yes, he goes, I have plans. What plans? Do you have schedules booked here? I got to be on a podcast tonight And then asked him if they were sex plans and he didn't, Uh, you have second I don't. I'm going on the Michael Pasvar podcast tonight today. Well what about after sex plans? I just go home and go to sleep, will you bedtime? They ketch up on the map, knock one out before bed? You know what? Enough on this topic, man? All right?

So a half point was awarded to Kevin. Yeah, for the people joining Usher that we all kind of knew we're going to join Usher. No one knew it, No one knew no one. That was not announced. It was kept secret. After you make the sale, you're not supposed to keep talking, all right, because then you can screw up the sale. You got your half point, okay, and you can thank the listeners too,

not us, Yeah, just because we don't have the energy. Someone just said half point for Danny you know, a fine half point for Danny. Oh God, for ice and ice and onions looking similar, they don't look that similar. Half well, Justin Bieber wasn't there either. Someone said, you don't know for sure that there were no sauteed onions in the cooler. I saw the bucket get dropped on him. There were no onions. There could have been some maybe onions, some onions mixed in or the after they

dumped it all like. Had they kept it upside down, there would have been the sludge of sauted onions at the end. But they got stuck in the bottom game. You see Marcus vellis scantling. Take a drink of the gearing God. Okay, Danny, what's next? Audio from the Super Bowl. Man. We're gonna walk you through the whole thing, from the beginning to end, the highlights, the fun parts, and some parts that you may have missed.

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