This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak. We would like to remind you that the Beninskin Show and the Speakeasy will be at the Hub in Addison today ten to six to kick off The Freaking. The Weekend series'll be out next Friday too with the Hub Sports Bar forty five belt Line Today, Ben Skinship Speakeasy ten to six, Get on out there. Is it the worst radio to just have a live mic of us screaming at a television with the Players Championship on it? I don't think so. I think it's
fine. The in break is more exciting right now because we're yelling at show me one more. Ricky Fowler, shot you idiots, he's two over. Yeah, he's ten off the lead and they're showing every Rickey Fowler show swing. They showed him walk from the green to a tea box. Is he the most popular golfer currently to never win a major, to never win a major? Well, he's incredibly popular, Max Holme, No, he's nowhere near a popular. That guy's on so many damn commercials. He's got a
beautiful house and a beautiful wife. This is his beautiful house. Is his Alison Stokey, who made she was like a mem because of how hot her picture was when she was like a college pole vaulter. He fell in love with a meme pick and then met her and married her, and then he's never been able to fulfill her needs by winning a major. That's what she wanted, that is what she wants to I'm going to marry a major winner.
And there he is. He's disappointing her every day, two over, just sucking, and we have to I'll show you every shot of this guy. Meanwhile, we can't get any more of ca House three hundred, can't get a damn streak. Local legend Scottie Scheffler in a lawn chair off the fairway of a hole getting a neck massage. Not a theater massage. It appears to be some form of a minor injury. That's a massage circle in theater class that you were referencing. Chef was fine, but he was sitting
in a lawnchair, rubbed. He was working his shoulder, his neck. We thought withdraw was on the table, but he just does keep hitting fairways. Don't you worry. Dallas was on Scottish Shuffler doing just fun. Don't don't now. Uh, we want to get you ready for Saint Patrick's Day, right, I don't know three seventeen Saint Patty's Day explosion because we got a lot of stuff happening. We're going with prade tomorrow, which it's always hard to figure out tonight, late time audio? What time do I need
to leave the house? I know, I was just thinking that you have to be in the staging area before, like nine nine thirty nine fifteen, but the window out of no clue how long it takes. Yeah, oh, I actually show up later. Yeah, but they shut the armband bus that But who can possibly check armbands? Well? Yeah, and look, so if we just show up at ten fifty, ten minutes before the thing starts, yeah, well probably not. Won't let you end at that point,
but let you in. Who's checking? No one checks that hard. Someone gonna be chasing your float with your armbands. Hey, get off that float. It's not happening, Kevin Scott Scheffer into the woods. It's Christopher Robin on five. So Saint Patrick's sake, suplos, you get some Saint Patrick's Day stuff. I want to play with you guys real quick though, How about this, did you guys? We'll take a couple of guesses here,
damn it, I lost my paper there. It is. How much money do you think the average person spends for Saint Patrick's Day, whether that's getting a shirt, drinks? The average person spends zero dollars? People care about Saint Patrick's Day all that much? I think they care about because I'm older now you mean in Dallas? Yeah, because this is one of the larger right, who beats us Boston? New Orleans? Like, who has a bigger I bet Boston has a huge one, right, Yeah? New
Orleans for sure? Is that about it? Are we? I don't know? Do we take this third? Most seriously? It's one of the biggest events that this city does. That's a lot of years to be doing it. I mean, and there's bars that are down there in that region that will make their nut today. Yeah for sure. Yeah, good for them too, sup? Pour all that for sure? If you can, I guess, Okay, no, it's fine. How much money did I get out of that? Oh you already asked? Yeah, I don't care.
You have You can't ask a question and I'll tell the answer. Yeah, I don't know. One forty four bucks. Yeah, shouldn't have said it last minute. I told you I'm s though conflicted about what to wear. We hive sixty seven tomorrow still yeah, sun out or not, don't know, chance of rain? Are gonna bring your bucket hat warm or cold? You know you don't even know a ton of questions. Yesterday, if you missed it, we debuted the downbeat singing pot of Gold. And if you
missed it, well, what kind it for you? Here? Select cuts, not all of it, select cuts or all of them. I want most of mine to be forgotten. There's one that will never be for the earworm of the night, okay, the one that everyone took home singing and is still. This is not gonna go away soon. I think I envision a September of still going. No no no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no no no no. Ladies and gentlemen, Mike's roy run to the mailbox. Grab
the latest Ports Illustrated Swimsuit issue was nineteen eighty nine. That have got an hour something I must do. Just crack a little rod to Kathy Ireln. Crank a little rod to Kathy Ireln. Crank a little Rod, Kathy Ireland. L McPherson too a nut, what a nut? Song about Ireland? Something I must I do? Like that? You like that line? That's funny. Something I must do. It's essential, It's gotta happen. It's not optional. It's essential. Oh yeah, trust me, there are plenty
of us. I don't know if you were yeah, Kathy Ireland. No, of course, Kathy Ireland. But the joy of a fresh, fresh Illustrated swimsuit issue fresh. I think I even commemorated that years after steam. You didn't even need to do that anymore. But I think, just out of respect for what the Swimsuitish did for me for so many years, I kept it going a good four or six years, paying paying homage. Yes, it's getting back to your roots, exactly, exactly right, Kevin.
Yeah, No, I guess right, Kevin. Four to six years is a little Yeah, maybe ten. Just put it in the ground maybe and let it go to the afterlot. No, not the same issue. Oh, every year when the new one came out, to do a little throwback tribute to the good times that Sports Illustrated is providing me in years past. Hey, there's nothing wrong with going back to you know the old ones too.
That that's why that you have a classic in vintage adult film that are out there in a collection of those, because look, the more girls still work. Cheryl Tiegs was a beauty, you know, in a pre Kathy Ireland, in an elmc fearsome world. Yes, Heidi Klohm was begging my day. Nor too new for me now. I mean Tyra Banks was hot and new. She's always in my age. I think I contend. Let's your answer one two three, that's your number one food three two you had
to do it on the air, three two one go. Danny and I have had the Okay, god, he's so fancy, he can't stop eating it, Okay potato thing. Right when I got home, I downloaded the Downbeat podcast like I do every day. We encourage you to do the same. If you listen within twenty four hours, it actually helps us without and I fast forwarded past all so many hoops to jump thirting around here no headphones. Within twenty four hours, I fast forwarded straight to the hit new single
Potatoes. Yes me too, I'm like I need to just because when that second verse kicked in and you did it again with you new galloped or whatever the chips he went the whole way. Yeah, chips, it wasching went the whole way. Potato is not like the healthiest thing for you if you're trying to cut out carbs. I it depends on how the prepared potatoes are actually very good for Okay, well yeah, but I'm still trying to stay
away from that. But if you looked at it a vegetable at the store, okay, and you were going off of if the vegetables that looked the best, oh yeah, then they're and they're the best for you. There's for you. Because the potato is the ugliest vegetable. You got to wash them good, bumpy, and they're so prettiest vegetable just visually, Oh gosh, the hot hot vegetable like uncut and unopened, just as is Like I
think watermelon is a beautiful looking the melons you know when they're cut. But there are some beautiful watermelons that are un that is a fruit though, right, this is weird, I too, did I carrot? Carrot looks good? Yeah, that's a it's a vibrant orange. If you red bell pepper, yes, I say the bell peppers okay, because you squint, they look like a butt. Do you look like they have four butts? Or they do like they could be a tooth. I love the diamond to bell
peppers. Oh yes, now we're talking to red bell pepper is exquisite. But in Ireland potatoes are very famous. Huh, Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone? Why would you think this? I don't know. Rusted mashed, French fried, netmark me, faked knocks, a grotten building, boiled has to explode, steam base is gonna drop tots. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes.
Chips in a salad, you see jay Z meme head, bobby scalloped croquette, air fried hash browns in a soup, r Yoki pogis, skins, bread samosas, parogis skins, bread samosas. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes. These are the ways you can serve potatoes.
He ends a one third of his songs with Ootah dismounts the hardest thing you ever seen a Saturday Night Live skit in you're like, really, well, you gotta stick land hard to end, just end everything with the oop you win? Okay? I second, you said roasted. The first rustic was roasted. The first word roasted. Oh I thought it was rustic rustics. Well, there's more ways to serve potatoes and the ones I mentioned rustic potatoes, okay, okay? Or types? These are different types of potatoes.
There's always next year if we're here, is there a sweet sweet russet rust it, crinkle cut new fingerling? These are different types of potatoes, types of potatoes? String? All right? What else? Do you have? Any requests? Freak request live? God? I mean we got to do keV oh is DMX? Yeah? I think keV DMX. This is the one that absolutely almost shut me out of the window with the anger and angst in this room would expect I thought this was my worst one. Yeah,
we agree, That's why I want you to play it. Oh no, I forgot to wear green. Oh no, I didn't wear greens. Have your pach for you catch these hands? If your peach me you can't these hands? You first believe I ain't playing at all. Look your peach me, you'll catch these hands. I'm not a violet individual wolf, but if you peach me, you can'tch these hands. It's time to grow wump your
little goots. But you peach me, you'll catch these hands. You got JJ bumping Yeah, And that one dude claimed he was going to drive around Alice windows down a platinum in my household rolling down in his lowered six. Foe did you get gooch in every song you Didoby or whatever? You're weir? And one what was the name? What was the lyric there about gooch? Your little gooch butt? What does that mean? Is that a thing?
But it's Kevin, I never know. I don't want to say a little bitch okay, a little bitch ass, Yeah, a little gooch butt, little gooch butt. It's a little different. I'm not a violent individual, but if you pinch me, you'll catch these hands. Pinch me, peach. This didn't get enough respect yesterday in my opinion. Oh yes, this sounds nice. They gave us water for crystal delicious Irish stew Lord knows I love your whiskey and pints of Guinness brew. We can deal with Connor
McGregor. Colin Farrell is cool too, but Jesus, people of Ireland, no more YouTube. It was great. Mikey's are short and good. They're great. Yes, thank you. You're so worried they moved turble whatever. They're all going to be bangers. No, yeah, no more YouTube. N they did the seconds was the longest. They did forty days in the sphere and you're asking for no more YouTube, Jesus, people of Ireland. Speaking of Mike's TRACKLINGK, here's the fourteen second banger, blow me a Kiss.
There's pretty lasses everywhere. If I could have one wish, what if you blow me, blow me, blow me a kiss? That could be real? That's so good rich last is everywhere one They got tish blow me, blow me, blow me? I kiss right because it's nice, Yes, good single. All I want. I don't want anything. You be twenty feet away from me, just one of you blow me a kiss like it's a that's a real thing about the Ireland. That's the one that actually
could catch on. It's pray tomorrow. Yeah, you're on the floor and going blow me, blow me, blow me. I guess it's the most innocent thing in the world to blow me a kiss. I'll tell you what, Mike. Once this show is over, you meet me in the men's room. I am going to blow you a kiss. Okay, dude, that's sweet. Yeah, and then we can hog make love. You're the pretty last I had in mind. Thank you everywhere. It might be the best you get this weekend. Don't do any more than that because the sinks
you're out of order. Can't wash your hands. How about the Ballad of Saint Patrick. Yeah, okay, this is magical all right with a tip and he bade this music right, I had to. I couldn't find anything it'll fit this stupid lyric. Ireland was well known to be a land without snakes of snakes, and this was noted as early as the third century history.
The earliest writings about Patrick reading Ireland of snakes as that Patrick chased them in to the sea after they attacked him during his fast on a mountain. But this was legend at best. So as a result, we celebrate March seventeenth by drinking and puking and screwing, then drinking, king and sleeping in vomit, then drinking and screwing in vomit, then screwing while drinking in vomits
that fantastic look. You learned a lot there, Well, the first half you learned of the real story, and then you learned what it became. Yeah, and that's now what we've made right. And he had the most Robbert Duval crewing his first crewing crewing a famous irishman. Oh my god, he's going. He was on a mountain, you know, he was on a mountain and the claims to have been attacked by snakes while he was fasting, and then he drove them into the sea. And you started a holiday
out of it. You started singing max Irish and then by the end of yourself ding you sang vomit. Well, I'm nervous and these are performed live and it makes me nervous. I'm a studio music should Mikey, he'll be nervous. You're great. You shut up. I'm gonna blow you a kiss. Don't do that. Coming up next four days talk back, a brand new song from Jack Black. Yeah, and the Shamrock. I don't want to play the Shamrock again, The Brad Shamrock. Okay, that's next. Ninety seven to one, The Freak