You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. I'm gonna go up the Sex and a scuttle. But I've got a little update on a couple of things that we've been tracking, including the cause of the wildfire that UTD student conversation we had yesterday. Oh, got an update on that story as well, plus what happens when you find a rattlesnake in your car? Audio coming up in the audio eight o'clock the new segment from Mike. What are we going with Mike? How are we going to title this?
You guys have won? I have the Outlass Shrug written on top of my thing. I think it's heady and smart as I look at an outlas the world and we talk about things happening and other places on this sweet planet of ours that you wouldn't really not be aware of that are fascinating, not political, not war, more like building incredible things that don't even seem real. But you one me over. We're gonna call it reach reach around the world.
Let's allay, let's let's call it the Atlas Shrug in parentheses, reach around the world, Let's make it. Let's we get more confusing than just Atlas shrug. I don't think the Atlas shrug is that confusing. I think it's it takes a minute. Even if you don't know what Atlas shrugged is, it's you know what an Atlas is. Do people know what atlases are? Jj? The kids know what atlases are? Yes? Yeah, I grew up on Atlas. Okay, we all have atlases. You know what
it means to shrug. Look Atlas. No, I don't know that's what that is. The real youngest parts of our demo don't now. So yes, we'll call it Reach around the World with your tour guide, Mike Siroy. Reach Reach around the World, mister world for with mister Worldwide. At eight o'clock. There you go, pitbull in there, you know pit bull pit Bull plays. I'm fascinated about your topic at hand or one of your topics. Is this stuff even real? It's it's insane. Wait until you
hear what they're building eight o'clock. Yep, on the Atlas shrug. Sorry, mister world Wide presents Reach around the World. We'll give you another crack at Danny's songs at nine and then and uh hi, Danny, give me that cord here I'm playing an audio or something. We have Sports at seven happening now in the world seven seven seven Now Sports at seven, Sports at seven, get your one sports update. Yeah, that's it. That's all you need. We get everything in one segment. We don't spend four hours
just babbling about sports that you don't care about. But just sit there anyway, because it's your comfy little blanket way way, don't. Here's Kevin Sports at seven. Well, I agree, don't. We were going to start on last play and I against the Pacers. You can hear that game. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Okay, sorry, go MAVs. My friend Rick is in town. I thought about it. We should get him on. He's just talk ping pong. W It's the sport of table tennis,
not the game of ping pong. Okay, well, and you would already. It doesn't take long to piss off Rick Carlisle, but you would have found it in your first sentence, Kevin. Let's have him on ping pong. Let's have him on and ask him about the time that he was talking about. Never mind, ping pong has got to be the most childish name sport. Let's play ping pong and other spare sports. The idea to Rod is happening's that's Warriors of the North Iron will have y'all seen what's happening in
the idea Rod though they're up there in the night country, Kevin. They're in the night country, Danny, and it's a change. Great. But because they had action, this thing got started over the weekend. You had. The one name that I want you to know is five times I did a rod champion Dallas cev all Right, great name, Dallas Sevie. Uh. He had to kill a moose after it injured his dog shortly after the
start of it. The moose got entangled with the dogs and then he shot it with a handgun, and then he gutted it because race rules say that if you kill a big game animal like a moose, a caribou, or a buffalo, you have to gut the animal and report it to race officials. Okay, so this moose has guted out in the middle of it. So if you ram, if you t bone a moose, you got to pull your truck over and gut it and this animal goes to waste. Yeah, boy, well that's an old rule. They just kept going. So
your five time Champ has his hopes dashed because of a moose. By the way, Dallas Sebee, there's a cell phone on the right. The d I did a Rod Champ wouldn't get him out. You think you think I worked with Norm for fifteen years and didn't have I did a Rod Champ, Dallas Sebee on the phone. Really fair, that's really fair? Kidding me? Okay, we need to get him on in like two weeks absolute because he's still in the trail right now. Not gonna call him and he's out
there freezing, mustaches down and covered in moose blood. Yeah, they said, oh my body, girl, his phone is just buzzer. He's like trying to hit the ignore through his pocket with his little gloves on. I ain't gonna bother Dallas Evie right now. They said blood was everywhere on the trail. He's tied for the most I Did a Rod wins ever, but he now owns another record because he's the second contestant to kill a moose.
Wow. Susan Butcher did it in nineteen eighty five. She's leading the race and then she used her axe and then she had a parka too that you used her finned off. I guess she tied the axe to the parka and used it for length I don't know, and it killed the mooves. None of what you're saying makes a damn bit of sense. She tied the axe, tied the parker to the axe, and then you're kind of holding the parka, the jacket, big coat arm and then the parka. She tied
that to an axe and get fashioned a new weapon. If she got close to the moose with the axe, I think the moose probably gets her. But if she creates enough distance so the parka, the parka and axe are longer than you made that up. No, No, I absolutely did. Okay, there's no way to have accuracy by tying an axe to the sleeve of a parka and swinging it wildly around. You're better off just with the axe. I'm choosing the context clues of the sentence that was in the article
from the Associated Press. You are fake news. She used her axe and a parker to fend off a moose. Yeah, she used the parka to shield herself like probably wrapped her arm like a matt to do, or like like you're a police dog training. That makes more sense. Where she provided her arms because I used logic. I didn't just start imagining. Yeah in scenarios, well we all have to fire shots. We can just group think solve this thing together as we've done. Yeah, they killed two of her
I just feel like I spend half my time fact checking. Don't fact check me your stories. You just enjoy the moose killed two of her dogs. This is eighty five though, so I mean everyone's had time to get over it. Okay, So once you gut and do you have to dress the moose and then cook the the moose meat, get it to the people. It's said, after you gut it, just notify race officials and I'm sure race officials storm down there and then they have a delicious moose feast, that's
my thought. Or maybe they have it prepared for the winner once he gets there. Now here is the other weird thing and what we're doing this mainly he was not the first guy to encounter a moose. You're in the race, because the race leader told the camera crew Jesse Holmes his name sounds like a porn star. Jesse Holmes told the camera crew, I had to punch a moose in the nose out there. But then he didn't offer any more details because you know they're running, you know, the racing. So apparently
a guy punched a moose and a guy shot a moose. There's w I did a rod. Update was on the last few days. This is, Yes, what's given the moose this confidence to get so close to the I did a race? Lack of a will to live anymore. So someth bad's gonna happen. I don't want to be around anymore. Go out there, get punched, get in the middle of traffic. Yeah, so the id rod is being sabotaged by a group of suicidal moose. Yeah. It also
happened in night country hours. It's like two am too when the shot some moose. Places didn't see you know this huge packet. They're barking, they're making noise. Yeah, oh they heard them. Oh Norton, maybe it got him going, Maybe it turned him on. I don't know. There's that. Oh a lot more stories. Well, this is Russell Wilson. Things kind of interesting unless you guys don't care. I don't care. I care. They went ahead and cut Russell Wilson yesterday. The Broncos did that
experiment went well at worst financial thing that ever happened in sports. It's gotta be. It's real close. I mean, he shouldn't. He is being Sean Payton. He sucks. I mean he created a lot of this. I mean they are traded for him. He created a lot of this too by like mentioning him and making it clear I don't want Russ anymore. Now, maybe all this is on Russ. But are the Broncos going to be better next year? No? Probably not. You should play the mister unlimited
audio. Well, i'd have that. It's interesting that you say that, Mike. You I have to ever say the words Russell Wilson to me and not have the mister unlimited all. Well, I've been mister unlimited. But my my other one that I wanted to play for you is here. Because this is this is Russ uh doing is like you. He's got the green screen on the subway commercial. Uh No, I didn't do that one. I thought about it. I'll take whatever you got. I love it all.
He's got the green screen on and he's in full uniform. That's ride. Yeah, he's doing the Broncos nation. He's given multiple multiple cuts of it. You know, it's so funny. Let's right, Let's right, let's rye mm hmm perfect one more time. Broncos Country. Let's ride, Broncos Country. Let's right, Broncos Country. Let's right, Broncos Country.
Let's right, Broncos Country. Let's right. Okay, we had multiple rules because you ask these guys to do all this crap they don't want to do anyway in front of a green screen, and then you play it and make fun of him. That's all. That's terrible. Kevin. Ah, Yeah, I'm a jerk. Yeah, I'm the jersey mister unlimited, because he did that all the Russell here, Yes, the typical boring Yes Russell, the robot Russell, the one you guys love to know, a real,
real exciting you know, I'm real exciting. But anyways, Uh, everybody has to have an ultra ego, right, and I've been thinking about what my alter ego would be, and I think I have an alter ego. His name, his name's mister, mister, mister unlimited. You gotta be unlimited, you know. They gotta have a thought process of being unlimited. So when people ask you, you know, what you're thinking about or what you want to do in life, or where you want to go. You
gotta be unlimited. Tell him I'm unlimited. You know what I mean. So when they ask you certain questions like who motivation Russell, mister unlimited? Who's your role model? Russell unlimited? Who's your go to person for advice? Russell? They think Pete Carrol, they think this person, think that person. Love you Pete. But it's mister unlimited. You know he deserves everything happens. He doesn't What is that? It doesn't even make sense.
What is unlimited? He's mister unlimited. I think it's a man who lives inside Russell Wilson. I thought it was a sports drink. No, maybe I don't know. I don't understand what brings you motivation? And he had the script for Ciara or the assistant or whoever. That was what insprsy Russell. Mister unlimited, Wait, unlimited, poor guy, he just can't help. But he's a human corn dog. Well, they have eighty five million dollars in dead cap space, so are in a dead cap hits not cap
space. Eighty five million dollars against the sollar cap they just can't use. It's the biggest, it's the biggest dead money situation. I like fifty million dollars. They must have really hated him. Denver paid three times more because he won eleven games for them, and he got one hundred and twenty four guaranteed over two years. So eleven games, one hundred and twenty four guaranteed.
That is three times more per win at eleven million per win than San Francisco's paying Rock Purdy because his four year contract is worth under four million dollars. Okay, so he is just eating up all of their money and sucking and now they said we have to cut you. Now. I kind of knew it was going this way because when they signed him to a five year, two hundred and forty two million dollar contract, you're thinking, Okay,
he'll be here for five years, probably maybe four or whoever. But Sean Payton comes in in year two benches him at the end of the year. It's like, eh, huh uh, it didn't work out here. But this is what's true. Everyone who has been his teammate, not everyone, but big, big players have been his teammate say that he is highly unrelatable and a lot of them don't like him because he's just not cool. And I think it's like a part of it. Marshall Lunch straight upset it like
I shouldn't have to go through your PR person to text you. Yeah, they don't have his phone number. Yeah, Richard Sherman's talking about that, you know, I mean multiple dayes. I don't know how offensive guys. I mean, Marshall Lynch is the only one like they got. I don't know about wide receivers. You know, maybe Doug Baldwin loves him. I
don't know. But this is like a an automotive company. Discontinuing a line like this is like Dodge putting all this research and development and a couple of few years, you know, rolling out the neon, and then after a few years, I go, you know what, scuttle this whole thing. Yeah, we're done with the Dodge neon. Let's just go ahead and wrap up production on this. We'll just cut our losses millions of dollars. It's
fine. We're gonna be better off in the long run. We're gonna take a fiscal hit, our stock shares might go down a bit, but guess what, we won't have to promote the Dodge neon anymore. We don't have to look at Dodge neons I think that might be. I mean, look, he was bad, real bad. Yeah ye last year, twenty six touchdowns, eight picks, like not, I mean the completion percentage was down QB rating bad. They didn't win. They didn't win. I didn't. I mean, I'm not arguing, but when I watched this, why I
said, they must really hate him. That's exactly what I mean. Like his numbers, Okay, I didn't. I watched a decent amount because I actually had him as a panic pickup in fantasy football and it wasn't like the worst of you. I agree with you, like he belongs in the NFL. I'm not saying he doesn't, but they must have just been like, we can't look at this, dude. We just are done with all of it with mister unlimited. And I think he does have an odd view of
himself or value of himself. And hell, he won a super Bowl and what should have won two, which might dim from everyone like underestimating him when he was drafted. Right, Yeah, second round short guy can't play and he comes in and starts and wins Super Bowl. Boom. Yeah, your ego is gonna be through the roof. But you're right, these a long as the NFL. Mac Jones, Yeah, you can go be the quarterback
for the Patriots. He's that dude with so little self awareness that when you see him at the other end of the hallway when you're walking through the the office, you take a different route because you just don't want to interact with this. Hey man, what's going on? It's two fags, Hey man, what's going on? You feel unlimited today? No? No, I'm not. I'm just trying to get some coffee bro limited now, very limited, I am. There are options Patriots, Falcons, give quarterback the new
head coach Vikings if Kirk Cousins go somewhere else. Steelers, but I don't know. Maybe I don't know the person, but I just don't feel like Mike Tomlin is going to want Russell Wilson if somebody I don't know that just does it. They are a They're cauldron, the Steelers. I think they are because of my tomplin can throw a reasonably toxic element into it and it
will adhere to the Steelers way. I think. I think they're scared of the personality of Russe Wilson, especially because the humble level of Russell Wilson has to be an all time high. You may or may not know the answer to this question, but if somebody does pick up Russ, does that alleviate any of the financial woes that the Broncos are currently in? Oh, he's going, He'll be veteran. It could be a low veteran minimum type thing, can't they But this eighty five million dead cap space that go away?
The Broncos eat everything here. That's wow. Yeah, that's why they are and that's why they hated it. They agreed to go like we let's just cut rip the band aid off now, that's incredible and take the nearly ninety million dollars of dead money. The other teams raiders might make sense. They need someone. Oh he could sign with another team for a league minimum of one point two to one million dollars. Dude, Patriots, Titans, which
they may be moving on with Levis, so they're good bugs. If Baker Mayfield left Bucks, I would probably go not that big of a drop off. And let me tell you this a lot of people may disagree, but from the performance play, I'll take Russell Russell Wilson over Geno Smith back in Seattle. Now, people can disagree if they want. That's fine. I wonder what Seattle thinks of them. Oh the other one is yesterday Rich Eisen was like, the Giants are done with Daniel Jones completely? What that right?
If they go ahead? That Ack said that that they signed him to a deal last year. Yeah, he said that. So I don't know. Maybe maybe the Giants Washington doesn't have a quarterback right now? We are what is Denver gonna do? I don't have anybody waiting. No Sean Payton gonna drive someone. I don't know. I don't know. It's not like there's a couple good quarterbacks. I don't know if Drake Mays any good. The LSU kid is pretty good. It seems Caleb Williams is good. But
there's not like there's seven quarterbacks here that you can just go get. This is pretty fascinating, eighty five dollars that you just can't use. They're gonna lose every game, and Sean Payton's just gonna leave. Yeah, see you back to TV or guess what job could be open after next year? Oh no, do still this? Yes? Like the shine I think is off
Sean Page where even Jerry's probably not salivating. Right, it should have been off when they made an Adam Sandler Kevin James Netflix TV show about him when he was out because of the bounty gate. But there's your there's your sports stuff. Good stuff, Kevin. Thank you. We'll talk a little maps tomorrow. Kes some ranger stuff for you tomorrow as well. It'll be cool, uh, but calming up. Next in the scuttle Butt, got audio of a wild incident of an Arizona couple finding a rattle snake in the back
seat of their car. Plus we might know the cause of the big wildfire next to ninety seven won the free