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they do. They're actually the only ones. The Rangers had a scenario last night where if they won, they would clinch a plaoff spot, go to the locker room and do the fun bit of spraying champagne everywhere and high fiveing and blasting music and getting a little drunk, and then they could come back on Friday today do it again when or an Astro's loss, and go back into the locker room and tear it up again. They could have had the
back to back Champagne explosion. But in reality, what happened is when the clubhouse attendant saw Chapman entering the game, they started removing plastic, taped up plastic. Dear God, or all this Chapman is now, Okay, where would we be without him? I don't know. But also it's not like he we're crushing it with him. I guess they go and picture, we
get a great game out of Jordan Montgomery. You get Andrew Heeney, who's turned into a nice little bullpen thing now that they don't let him start games anymore. He kind of throws hard. La clerk does his job. So it's two one. We go to the ninth inning and are all this Chapman's like, I'll put three guys on base and not get anybody out. Cool, that's what you wanted, right, No, it's not two one.
You're losing. But Jonathan Hernandez is who they bring in, gets the first out, pop Up gets the second out of pop Up over the infoul territory. Josh Young makes a great catch throws it at home before the guy can tag two one two outs clan two. JP Crawford of the Mariners hits one the other way and it gets over Evan Carter's head. The Mariners win three two and are still alive. The Rangers magic numbers two to win the West and all they gotta do is win one game to get in the playoffs.
But they had it. They were down to the last batter and they gave up the booty. And now you gotta go have a good night tonight. And you were watching live. I was watching live were you Were you freaking out? Yeah? No, I was really ready for the game, Todan, so I can go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, what time do you turn the lights up? When the lights were out? It? But I mean your your head lights? Yeah, your internal lights for man? Twelve thirty? Yeah, like twelve thirty, right when the Ryder Cup was
starting. Yeah, is that tried? I kept it on and then I said no, bad idea, turned it off. Woke up this morning, saw that Europe killed US one and four nothing, And you woke up at what time? Four thirty? Did you did you soil your pajamas while you were sleeping? I didn't not last night. Okay, do you think that they I always think that's funny soil. Yeah, it's weirdly sent official, always funny. So do you think they have a giant cooler full of all
these champagne bottles? Yeah? And do you think they put those on the plane and bring them back? They had a bunch of andre ready to go. How do you do you think they bring that same champagne back or they leave it? They leave it and then John Blake goes to Specs. He's not going to the Seattle Spec. When they get back in town, I said, somebody's job. We go get us one hundred bottles of champagne. And it's like a hundred all right, why give me the card? I
remember the images from ten plus years ago. Colby Lewis just smashing tall Boy cooers, lights, just ripping it. He's like, man, the Rangers are for real this year. Kolby Lewis is crushing beers, you know. And so it's very, very fusture because if Astros didn't play last night, so you kind of had your own little thing where you kind of get in on your own do it. God, how Rangers would it be for us
to proclaim them dead? Basically? What three weeks ago, two weeks ago, like, there's no way, God, they're so bad, there's you know, they're so good for so long and then this this downward spiral and then the last ten days they do what they've done and they get our hopes back up. Watch them, No, don't even watch them. But I'm just saying it would be very Rangers piss this series away and not only lose
the division but just flat out not make the playoffs. All they gotta do is win one game in the next three days and they're in the postseason. What if we're sitting here on Monday after a Cowboys loss and we're just like, what how did all of this happen? The Patriots coming here and beat the Cowboys and the Rangers don't make the post simultaneously, Yeah, we need to have Sunday no one cares about watching the Ranger game. Yes, that's to be the key, that's for sure the key. I have a feeling
it's going to be high leveraged Monday for the Rangers. I dude, I think after last night, I was like, they're gonna make us at work for it, aren't they? Because yes, because they had it in hand, they end up losing the way they did walk off fashion tonight. They'll probably get blown out like nine to one. Yeah, then you're just looking at Saturday, and then that's when the booty hoe get tight. Yeah, you never know. Do y'all want to hear audio of me back in twenty
twelve on Fox four? Yeah, it sounds crazy, but trust me, there's a reason. So audio for a reason. Twenty ten and twenty eleven, the Rangers went to the World Series of the World. Okay, but twenty twelve was probably their best team. Okay, so they've got a great team. Josh Hamilton's a beast. But that's the year where the Rangers had a pretty good They were in great position and they went to Oakland and they needed to get one win. And if you remember the flyball that Josh dropped
that was blamed on energy drinks that made his vision weird. No cokay, but I was at a bar. It's gonna get a date on this nine nine years ago. This is a bar ten years ago. This is at a bar, and so they lost the division to the A's. They'll take on Baltimore in the one game playoff, and in that one game playoff they went up against Joe Saunders Josh Hamilton. The first inning, they get the first two guys on. Josh Hamilton hits a ground grounds into a double play
in the first inning because he looks like he didn't care anymore. That's right. This is this is so vivid now that I put my mind to it, all of these events that you're describing. Here's a story on Fox four from twenty twelve was like literally this time of year, thirteen years ago, eleven years ago, and it says Wildcard Rangers positive fans of us, negative fans, and I'm in a bar, so I was probably in a hardline remote, you know or something who knows, and uh, that came to
me. There are not a Friday you were forgetting about today. The whole team disappointed me to day, especially you know the one guy that's mostly the most dedicated player of mister Hamilton, and shouldn't get just giving him a OpenD age jersey. He is their best oklas best player. Today at least there will be a game Friday and the Rangers will be there. That was you percent chance appointing. So I say, let's do it, let's be happy,
let's be positive and win the game. Okay, I'm sorry. The first guy wasn't you No, no, no, no thought that was you. Last guy's he thought. The old guy was me. Yes, play yourself again. I really apologize. Do you see how young a look? Oh yeah, may last. There will be a game Friday and the Rangers will be there. That means there's a fifty percent chance appointing. So I say, let's do it. Let's be happy, let's be positive and win the game. When they win a playoff game, they're done. They're done.
There they bossible not even going where they're supposed to go Friday because they're done. That's over. No. No, I like what the other guy in the red said, the other guy Clarice love Bro Yes, well, I mean I also had tried to get to the bottom of who threw her in the pool within nineteen eighty two. You know ABC party or w FAA party. Is that a legendary story. It's a it's out there, we'll
fill us in. It is sports at seven. So Corey sworts for Channel eight or short for w FA. Right, this is before my time, and the story goes that she was thrown into the pool and a very Anchorman type atmosphere, it sounds like. And the thought that I think she thought Hansen did it. I think. But the truth is, well, many people, many people think the truth is that the guy who threw her in
the pool. Yeah, I'm struggling with his last name. Older guy used to be the voice of the Reunion Arena Kevin, Kevin McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy. What would he do that? I don't know, but that was rumored and it could have been an alibi from Hanson. It could have been an alibi from Hanson just to get it off his plate. I don't know why
that came up. Was everyone getting thrown in the pool? Was it a wild because that happened sometimes, yes, but you know, you don't pick up the girl and throw her in the pool in this day and age back in the eighties though, oh man, see Hanson. I don't know. And if I missed any details on that story of something that allegedly happened, I don't know. The point is twenty twelve. Remind me if this is a Josh Hamilton thing again, like twenty twelve. Bad, that's bad.
You guys are all paranoid. We're good. We're good. Easy win tonight. I'm saying it. If it did happen, we look back and go, Yeah, that's that's our Texas Rangers. Because it's the Rangers. The r We are scarred around here because they have scarred us. They lost the
World Series twice in one game. They have the dumbest I did this segment before the show switched, and it was right before I did the week of the season started, and I just went through and found the dumbest crap and Rangers organization history, and my god, the second you needed six segments to do it all NonStop, just dumb stuff. It's like that is specific to them that not everyone deals with, just like every dumb thing and including things
that are like kind of funny that are cool. But it's like, does any other of LV two have like a whole cocaine thing with their manager, which, by the way, credit to them for not firing him for that, just like it's fine Teddy did it one time. Believe the man Ron needed to blow off some steam. Yeah, let him go he had a bad team. I mean the Rangers, I mean the steroids, all of this. There's a big story of just buffoonery. Yeah, so I don't
know, excuse me for not being so confident and raw. This Chapman walks onto the mound and poops on it last night and start shooting at it. Eight times they poked to a stick. Yeah, I think I guess we gotta get Jonathan Hernandez and more. You're gonna need or oldest Chapman. You proclaimed him, you're you hate him or something at the moment. Again, he's in spores territory for me. Now you need him. Look, you should imagine how look they I mean, they're they're I'm not gonna say they're
gonna make playoffs, but they're ninety seven percent to make the postseason. But just imagine the magnified bullpen issues we're going to have in one week. Yeah, you know, do you remember how the MLB playoffs work? I don't. Is there a one gamer two for some of these fools? I forgot too, and I looked it up because they added they have three division winners and three wild cards. It used to be three division winners, one wild card. They added the play in for five and then they've upped it to
six. Now, okay, so the division leader that has the worst record will have to play in the wild card round. In fact two, you get two teams, get get a buy yeah, map it out for you. Ifact Baltimore is already the one seed, so if we would have won last night, we'd have our magic number would be one and that that would get us the two seeds that costly. If the Rangers win their division, they're the two seed, so they do not have to participate in the opening
round of silliness. You don't have to participate in a three game series which Tampa Bay is going to host one of those. In Minnesota hosts the other one. Rangers really need to win. Chill. You can chill and wait on the winner of Minnesota and Seattle, Minnesota and Toronto like you can just hang out. You probably wouldn't play the Plazza. The plaffs would start for you until October seventh, so you could rest. And is that would that
be a five or seven gamer? That would be a three gamer for the wild Guard for the ds A five, okay, and then the cs A seven right and when the DA if the Rangers make it and they're in the DS. Get ready for a lot of one oh five first pitches on True TV. They will bury us Court TV. The only the way we could do. Though, if we play Minnesota, maybe they would because there is no Yankees this year. There is no Red Sox, True I mean Baltimore,
Tampa Bay, Minnesota. It's it's just might be the biggest market. It's not a sexy gallery, is it. It's not People would be trying to put the Braves and the Dodgers in primetime. But I think that's the true, especially if you're trying to get Max Scherzer back to another week for him to kind of home. So go win tonight, please one win one. Astros lost your magic numbers two two wins. There's a way to do it and still win the division. But you made it so tough on yourself.
When Chapman crapped, he crapped. Do you guys think Aaron Jrnandez killed himself in prison? I don't know. Is that? What the is that? What the official thing is he did? Right? The stories that he king to himself, that's the story. Well, we have a current player for the Raiders. Yeah, this is wild, and I have the audio of what he said last night and hours worth of tweets. I keep refreshing his Twitter out now, just in case Chandler Jones is nuts. We're gonna
look into it next. On nineteen seventy one, The Freak