It's the down Beat. I'm ninety one the freak. Welcome back to the down Beat Home of free fish. You like free fish, it come to Long John silver We have a free fish. Kevin Turner is reporting that Long John Silvers gives you a free piece of fish today, as long as you use the promo go leap day. Maybe I'll just bite the bullet and do it for all of us. Sounds like we should do some dumb bet where one of us has to leave the show and go get a ask for your
free fish. And I think Danny already paid his price today. Kami Kazi, KERRIINOOKI and everybody right out of the gate at six two am singing Van Halen's Jon. And you know what, Kevin, I think you do enough? Thank you. Do you have a Long John's near you? I have no idea, I'm sure, and I am not eating it to get some crunchies. You have free fish for me to fling out a window launching flying fish. Don't slip on with fish if you're trying to walk across I thirty.
I'll record it and I'll just go get I'll ask for my piece of free They're gonna make me download the app. I'm sure. Are you a cat? You have to buy something and then they throw in the free fish. You're a Captain's Club member, Jesus, no, lady, look at me. Well look I'm a Captain's Club member. I'm in a car. Well, you have to download the app, there, little sailor. If you want your free fish, okay, then I have to do it. I have download the app and sign up for the Captain's Club. Yep,
get your get your pirate reward. Yeah. And I start off as like a Tartar Sauce level member, and I have to work my way up to fishmonger minimums. And you have to show up wearing an eye patch. I'm here for me. Free fan is how does it survive your full stagnetti? Yeah, I'll be on my merry white semen as you walk off. I don't need a bag, just handing me the plank. Do you even know what? I don't want to rip? Maybe it's delicious, I don't know. I don't I've never been. I've been. I've been, but it's
been a long time years. You know. I've been once and I don't remember it, but I know i've been because it was a combo with a KFC. KFC was packed. I think it's the one off skillman, right yeah, maybe yeah, yeah, shut big shocks. I think I've been maybe twice in my life. One time was as a little kid, like a six year old, and they had this machine like that you could it was like the claw machine from you know, Toy Story, and it was
free. You just had to ask for tokens. Everything's free there. I didn't know what tokens were, but I just knew that it was not your money. There was something that you asked the cashier and they give you a handful. I remember going up there and I go, can I get some of those round things? And they go how many? How many do you
want? And I said, I don't know, like five, like yeah, hold on, wait like ten minutes and they come back and they give me an order of five hush puppies and I said, I don't want that. I want the things that go in the round things that go in the machine going to reach it under the counter, just like threw a bunch on the counter. You actually ordered hush pupps. I ordered an order of five
round things and they gave me hush puppies. Instead of tokens for the claw machine, and then victory honestly, and then dumb dingus trying to shove a hush puppy into the claw machine. I mean I was smarter than that. Look at this kid on the fifth coin in the claw machine. It reached down and it picked a buzz light year and attached to it was a Woodie. And I took him home and dismantled them and put a rocket on the
back of the astronaut. Jesus shot him up to the sky, up to the sky and kept Woody Princess Leo all day, stuff all night, around the world. Girlfriend experience for he happened to be. He happened to have the things needed for a rocket. Last bus to the sky, to the garage. Where's my barbie? Shut up? What he's got business to do? You a lot of deals on leap Day, very special day. Uh
let's do sports at seven? Yeah yeah yeah so at Someone said, someone who used to work at l j S. I wouldn't take if you if the people there know they're giving you the bad free piece jeese. It's like the the ruse of brunch, because all brunches is just the leftover crap that they had from the week that they mix up into some concoction and sell it as brunch. Yeah, read Kitchen Confidential. No, I know those moves.
We talked yesterday about cruises, and you know they have the buffet, so you'll eat like dinner at the buffet the night before and there's a million things, and you know, burger and French fries. Nice. The next morning. I remember we woke up and went down there and there were one hundred percent the exact same French fries. And the sign now just said morning
potatoes. Oh, like I did. Those are the rephrase it jumped up last night morning put him in a Salaman during called the morning potatoes, the morning potatoes. These are good. So Jerry's gonna have to that buddy, morning potatoes, Morning potatoes. Jerry's gonna have to go into a changing room. God at a May season, okay, and what we look for some new clothes that says girl, dad girl, hed girl, We already should have that. She just kind of treats Charlotte like one of the boys,
so it doesn't really matter. A judge made the decision yesterday. Back late last night, this hit like eleven o'clock last night that he will have to take a paternity test to determine if he's the father of twenty seven year old Alexandra Davis. So wait this this, this decision was made at eleven o'clock. I'm sitting around is you know I'll get to this after the MAVs game. I'm sure it's made during the day, but then I'll open the laptop.
Alright, wait here, we catch up on the floor and Judge Sandra Jackson is who did this? So you get the woman and she's like, I think Alexandra does deserve to know who the father is. They had been hearing on the nineteenth, and we talked about that ten days ago, cause we're always ahead of things on the show. I saw on Twitter a bunch of people saying, wait, he's having to do this again. Yeah,
he's been fighting to not do it. And his attorneys are like, did She's the presumed daughter of her father that her mom was married to at the time, so let's keep Jerry out of this. Uh. This is a huge win for Davis. Her attorney says, alex is now in a position where she no longer has to hide her truth or live under The Thumb of Fear. What's your great movie name The Thumb of Fear? A huge thumb just destroying cities? Oh beautiful starring Sean McDonough or The Mother of Honey Booboo.
Either one would have worked. Two thumb looking humans. Yes, the Thumb of Fear, the Thumb of All fears. Just I'd watch that. I'll watch too. She's gonna finally get some peace. Oh, maybe she's going to finally get some peace and we help her other families with the same benefit from the judge following the law. So you know, lawyer talkable whatever I like, sit in Dallas, Jerry's not an auto win on in a court case. Hell yeah, I think that's kind of good. I would
have thought. You know, if you're cynical at all, you think everything's rigged and money gets you everything, and usually that is the case. But this is good. How bad Jones lost? Do you look as a rich person who has the means to take care of an extra kid to just dodge it? That is up there, up there on the list of ultimate Dick moves. Well, he's also got the means to just step up and show up too. Yeah, what's the He's one hundred thousand years old. What
is the shame? What is it? What is he protecting his empire, his reputation? Maybe the idea that if one can do it, yeah for more and there could be a few others that have been brushed under the rug that are all they're gonna come scurrying out. Now, I mean that doesn't point. It seemed crazy that that would be the case. And then yes, I guess the legitimacy of your claim at all to anything that he's got,
which we discussed before. It's like, just because you're someone's legal son or daughter, I guess doesn't entitle you to their to inheritance and they can give whoever they want, whatever they want. I think, unless unless somehow she has a case to sue for back child support. Yeah, you know for when she was a kid growing up. Sounds like she was taken care of for a long time, right he was. Uh, but she's out there driving around a three year old escalade. That's embarrassing, Yeah, terrible.
Okay, that's probably got thirty miles. Well, and he's gonna they're gonna mouth swab this thing and most likely. Now, hey, the point is you're not fighting and if you know that you're gonna win, So like you're gonna take the mouth swab or whatever they do. We've been joking around about what he would have to do into a cup, but that's just guys joking around like normal innocent men. Yes, people say you don't have to
do that anymore, and it's mouth swabs. Point is they're gonna find out and how fast I guess Jerry, Yeah, because he's gonna take the paternity test. What's the paternity test now, Q tip Yeah, in mouth that's all I don't know. But yeah, the penis, No, I don't think they have to just look at your penis. And it's like Alexander Davis to me, case closed, Arkansas nailed it. He's got Arkansas penis.
His lawyers are like, it was obviously worth him fighting this in court because again, much like many things in Jerry's life, I'm pretty sure he can just he has made them go away. So this is I think this is even juice here than we all might know. This is bigger. What's on the line. Yeah, I don't know. We're desensitized to Jerry Jones' court
stuff because it always happens. But yeah, you're right, because this could open the door for more, or she might just join the picture like all of a sudden, I could draft night and I could see her beings. She has worked on political campaigns. She's probably a little more savvy than we give her credit for. Okay, because she's twenty seven. Okay, Now, I do think Jerry could have went and met her at I hop when she was at SMU and probably made things fine. But it had to go
down like this. Don't be surprised, well, I would be. This is nothing the highest Vegas odds. But if in three months you just happen to see her around the Star every now and then, I don't know that I would be surprised at that. I could see her having a No, you can he here coveting the limelight a little bit, wanting a piece. What if this is true? I'm sorry, Mikey if I interrupted you. What if this truly is this young woman? All this is about is she
wants to know who her father is and nothing more, nothing less. She doesn't want any money from him. She's doing fine. She doesn't want any real relationship with him, but just to know, because that's a that here's the one who can speak to that more than anyone. I mean, it is it is something that a kid that goes through life not knowing who their parents are, their real parents are. It is a it's a it's an element of their lives that a lot of kids do want answers to or they're
curious about. So it's interesting. There's something reasonable about her request. I think if you're just that person that girl, Yes, that is a very reasonable request, and you'd think that could be handled out of a courtroom. Well, I also think that you know that because I bet these types of cases happen all the time, these types of paternity cases or tests just to find out for sure that really go no further than that than just gaining the
knowledge of your who your father is. We only know about this because it's freaking Jerry Jones. Imagine the money people who have to do the accounting for Jerry Jones. Oh my god, we've been given to you twenty five thousand dollars since the mid nineties to keep your mouth shut or whatever it is, and just like keeping all your receipts at affairs in order. Unbelievable. Oh, this is just a texter so grain of salt. But he or she
says child support is twenty percent no matter. What doesn't matter if you're worth six billion or one hundred grand back, child support needs to be twenty percent of what he's made over the last thirty years. No, I that, I don't know. That doesn't I don't know. I mean, I don't have any idea if that's a true or false statement. Yeah, but it only you're only obligated to pay that until the child turns eighteen too, in
most agreements. Yeah, whatever the agreement was that he had made with the mother, Cynthia Davis back in the day, and that's why this came to course, because that time period had run out. There's also a cap in Texas, is there. Yeah, there's a cap on. It's not just a straight twenty percent of your income. It's not that. And I bet he's got layers upon layers to veil what his income is, you know, Yeah, because what if you have six kids, I have no income.
Yeah, what if you have six kids that you know, twenty percent of your income to pay out for six different kids, then you're in Yeah, you're in the hole. Another twenty percent of your income. That doesn't those economics don't make sense. Well crazy, what you know, if there's any more on this that comes out real quick. MAVs won triple double for Luca.
They really played well in the third quarter. My one big takeaway from that game outside of Luca's incredible and then we all know this and Kyrie's awesome, is big man action. We got a big PJ. Washington game. Offensively, we're kind of waiting for that. Got that boy, just the long full court passes to Gafford and PJ Washington. I had a couple of the Cleveland game too, Yes, that the full court bomb that wasn't happening with Dwight Powell. No offense to Dwight, you know he's told him cut
out, I'll hit you on the post route. Yeah. And also exhm back and what they were doing at the in the second half with Kyrie in the game when Luco was resting is exhim was handling the ball and Kyrie was playing off the ball, and he was getting some open looks and getting some catch and shoot opportunities and things like that that he might always have when he's got to do everything with the ball. So getting x him back really helps
you forgot about him and how important. He was consistently forget about him. You're right, and he might be one of those little elements. A beautiful science project with this, this roster feels good Friday night. The best team in the league the lost Celtics' n me too. I don't know how you guys were consuming last night's game, but I was doing weird stream, so I got the Toronto feed and I guess their color guy, according to my
Internet, is a dude named Sherman Hamilton. I am Sherman Hamilton, retired Canadian professional basketball player. I don't know if that's who was doing color last night. This sounded like he might have played in the in the league, but whoever it was was a former player, and he said he went on record saying Luka Dacic is the best passer I've ever seen. Play back exact streme Okay, yeah, and you heard that, yeah, and even the play by play man. I'm sure you want to like magic. He's the
best. He's the best I've ever seen. The things that he can do is otherworldly. The Luca triple double stat from last night, he passed He's passed Lebron in a certain triple doubles statu. It was a thirty ninth thirty point triple double of his career, passing Lebron James. He is now behind Russell Westbrook and Oscar Robertson. He has played yeh like one thousand less games
than Lebron and has passed him in thirty point triple doubles. He's played eight hundred less games than Russell Westbrook and he'll he could pass that in nine more. Now, Oscar Robertson had one hundred and six thirty point triple doubles. That's gonna be hard to get to, but Luca could get to halfway there. By the time he's at the halfway mark of Oscar, He's almost on
Oscar Robertson's pace. Just blowing out records all the time. Yeah. So Lebron had thirty eight of them thirty point triple doubles in one four hundred and seventy two games. Luca just passed him in three hundred and eighty one career games. Wow. He is Captain Insano. Wow is Captain Sano is unbelievable. Uh and then Mike what golf? Anthony kim Am I the only one like, oh, I'm in it right now. That's the Cognizant Classic on TV right now. The PGA Tour. Yeah, you know, let's not
give Cognizant what they need. They're a big, high paying industry of three hundred thousand dollars employees. It's the it's the old Honda Classic, a tough turn. Hondo's a real tiny little mom and pop shop, right yeah, lots of water, lots of alligators. Should be fun. So Live starts playing right tomorrow whatever, and no one, no one would. I don't know if anyone to care at all. They're in Jetta in Saudi Arabia. But it's the return of Anthony Kim and he is a Dallas site. He
is a native of southern California, but he lives in Dallas. He's this mystery if you, I mean, I don't need to really reset the whole thing. But he hasn't played in twelve years. He hasn't won on tour since Jordan Speith was still in a jesuit. And he's also an Oklahoma Sooners, So if you're a Boomer Sooner type, then maybe that's something to be like. All right, the people are trying to guess what clubs he's using and if it's his old putter, it does a boomer sooner on the putter.
But Anthony Kim, the enigma of golf. The yetti he's called he was just gone and you know he had ten million dollars insurance thing. Apparently he is popping up and playing live Golf, and tomorrow morning at this time he will basically be done with his round because again it's in Saudi Arabia. He has not faced the press, but the Live Golf did release a little kind of a one and a half minute thing with Anthony Kim talking for the
first time anyone's heard basically his voice publicly in over a decade. So jj vavouch Man, I'm doing great. Until great's been a long time coming. Right now, I'm focused on playing good. This week, got a view weeks of competitive golf in front of me. So I'll tell my story when it's the right time, but right now, focus on golf. I'm excited to be out here with my daughter and my family and just enjoyed the experience and Live as providing. And I think I missed the competitive part of the
game. I wouldn't just say it was golf, but just being in the heat of the moment, having an opportunity to do something special, and I'm looking forward to having that opportunity again. Yeah, that was a good one. I could make that one. Eleven years off is a long time, but I feel like I was blessed. A little bit of talent and a little hard work go a long way, so I'm expecting a good results. I don't have too many nerves right now. I don't know how I'm gonna
feel on that first team. It's been so long, but you know, golf is just a game, right So I've gone through enough things in my life where I'm gonna enjoy the moment. We'll try to play the best I can about time. Okay, I've been putting in his work and I'm ready to go thirty eight package. I don't know quite a few of the guys, but I'm here to bust everyone's eye. Okay, I'm here to bust everyone's ass. It's a good little little little hype sizzle reel there that kind
of makes me interested to the alarm for two am. If he contends with big names, like you know, if he goes and wins and it's not like a lot of big names at the top of the leaderboards and whatever. But if he contends with big names, that'll be huge, that'll be a big story that gets some traction. On the live side, He's basically promoting
this like it's a boxing match. You know how you watch if you watch a proper promotion for even a boxing match here UFC fight you don't care about, by the end of it, you'll be like, oh my god, hell, yes, I want to see this. He's gonna beat the hell
out of each other. That's essentially what he's doing. I think Live is very appreciative of the eyeballs that he's bringing, the little buzz that he's got looking at Live because they like that at any time so much so they've already rewarded him with an invite into every tournament of THEIRS for the rest of the season. Like originally it was thought to be just three starts, but he now is greenlit to play in all of them. And they're not like just
inviting everyone. They have a selight number of spots they're holding. But I've been thinking about this, and yes I'm intrigued and excited, but I think this is a complete one time money grab, and I think today is the last day we spend hyped about Anthony Kim. I think, I really do. I think he's gonna go out there and just chop it up. I'm sure he'll. He might shoot an eighty, he'll flash, he'll hit some stuffed couple irons. He's a good golfer. I mean, he's gonna happen.
He'll probably make a couple of birdies. I don't know. If he's not gonna break par. He may never break par. He's gonna run out these tournaments that he's been invited to play in. He's gonna cash a giant check that's bigger than the ten million dollar check he's been living on and spending for the last decade, and he will disappear again and clean his hands and say thanks. The discourse online about him, she was like, because it was titled to my haters or something, and people were like, I don't
think anyone ever hated you. They just wondered where you were. He's popping his head up, cashing a massive paycheck and disappearing again. Oh that's tomorrow, because living only plays three rounds. Uh. And we'll give you the latest of anything big happens there as well. And if Jerry does it in a cup, we'll let you know. Come up next, Did a guy get did a guy get hit with a trink yard? On Jeopardy Plus, Miley Cyrus's mom might have stole her new man from her youngest daughter. It's
real sick. The Miley Cyrus family's messed up. I'll tell you about it next. Some nice one free